 The Nintendo switch the controllers for it are pretty good But what if we went to a cheap knockoff website called Ali express and bought the worst Controllers possible and tried those instead. I was looking at making a weird accessories video again I hadn't made a controller one in a while because I thought that I had pretty much looked at every weird and wacky Third-party knockoff controller that I could possibly find but sure enough while I was looking for accessories I kept picking these weird controllers until I had so many. I was like, you know what? It's time. It's time The first one I found is right here. It's a PlayStation 5 controller actually to be more specific It's for PlayStation 5 4 3 Xbox Nintendo and probably really anything you stick this USB dongle into Added arms length right now. It looks fairly identical, but for $13 it really can't be good Also, you got a factor in this quite frankly. I am now realizing massive USB This can't be to scale right. It's literally only one way to find out. I added it to my car these I thought were interesting I've never seen them with such sticky out. I mean if you flipped it upside down, they'd look like bunny ears I'm curious because if these end up being super comfortable then it might be a revelation at first glance This wireless support Bluetooth gamepad compatible Nintendo switch pro you as I'm not even reading the rest The reason why I caught my eye though is because it's only $26 and it does say NFC which means it's supposed to read amiibo I have many times bought controllers in these videos that claim to have an NFC reader chip in them for the low low price of $40 and they never do this is the first picture of it actually it's a video we take a second to appreciate the music here The contrast between the happy-go-lucky music and that guy Furiously tapping away at the controller at the end anyway, whatever There's no shot that that has an NFC reader and I'm adding it to cart to find out next look at this and You know why obviously, I'm gonna buy it I've been burned on these in the past too because they make the lights look so cool And then you get them in that kind of crap. I don't even know if I want I don't even know whatever my splitting hairs at this point I just thought these look sick $47 so they better be good for the price. I kind of think that these Goku and Vegeta ones are Pretty fire. I kind of love this archaea style to I'm having a hard time deciding here Look at that. That is such a lie. Do I get both chat? Oh Just called you chat. I'm not live I do that way too much because I stream a lot now check me out on Twitch appreciate it join the family If you promise to like this video right now and maybe even tiptoe over to the subscribe button In fact, if you hit the notification bell if you could make that promise to me right now, I will buy both I'm waiting You did it Now I know what you're thinking it is a hundred and seventeen dollars look Are we gonna be those people to stop me from having a nice time based on just a little something called mortgage? So I've never actually dived into this world of keyboard and mouse on the switch I just think that this actually looks kind of sick though. It's a hundred and seventeen dollars down from 200 There are some rare occasions where Ali express just sells things that Aren't bad and I'm really hoping this is one of those occasions because I am adding it to cart. This is interesting. Okay I'm interested. You can't just make joy cons. That's not okay. That's not legal What I'm used to is finding these knockoff variation of joy cons like these weirdos quirky Joy cons that clearly aren't infringing on copyright laws And now all of a sudden on ali express. I've never seen these before they're literally straight up selling joy cons But I know they're fake because they're selling some of the rare ones Stephen just sent me the rarest nintendo switch. There is these are the joy cons from that There's no way they've ripped them out of that and they're trying to sell them separately So I could buy these and compare them to the real ones, but um, I saw uh these ones here They're not a copy of anything. These are just straight fire So sure I could buy like the rarest joy cons in the world and compare them to the real ones and the fake ones Which would actually be really good for the thumbnail and the maybe even the title I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that at the cart at the cart at the cart You didn't see that you didn't see that. Uh, but I'm going to buy these ones instead As well as and now I kind of want to buy these weird ones too They look like normal switch controllers, but obviously they're like curved and they have a fatter back Let's go back to clear. I used to have clear. Let's go back to clear. Oh sick. Oh, that's actually pretty cool That's actually pretty smart. It's two and you like slot. Okay. Well, all right, well, that's a card We have had a lot of joy cons just straight joy cons in this video But these I think are the cheapest ones I've seen ever. I mean they're 12 dollars I don't think you can get cheaper than 12 dollar joy cons That's fine. Just fine That hurt that hurt that hurt that hurt the first ever batch of aliexpress stuff shipped to the new house Oh, I don't know how long it's gonna take to get here I assume just as long as normal many many many many many weeks to the point where I'll probably forget why I bought most of this stuff Uh, I guess I'll see you then Oh, well, we got nothing but time now. So I guess we may as well, uh player A nice audiobook what you think I was gonna say video game. 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Well, I why why why why why did I buy it's been over a month? This is the doubles joystick two players can play at the same time controller I really should have downloaded something to really test this on the game They've got here on the back looks like street fighter five zack might cut this for time But almost everyone I feel like it's already cut. I feel like I'm at the mercy of my editor now All these fake products that I buy so many of them you street fighter five is the display on the switch But street fighter five isn't even on switch And I don't know why they choose this game to promote all their products because it's not really a game That a lot of people are like on crazy or you could do gda you could do anything like why it's streets of Fighter five the one that you choose I'm not really a fighting stick kind of guy. So I don't know what I'm looking for here, but these feel kind of nice Oh It paired two controllers when I plugged it in and little red lights are on on both of these It seems like they're both paired. However, this isn't currently doing anything. Maybe I should read instructions. Hold on I mean, it says it should just be working This should be working, but I can't get the sticks to register as a controller at all All right next Wireless controller neon rgb lighting. I have tried buying so many of these rpg controllers and they never look good It's actually a very nice feeling controller. The plastic feels kind of Blassy and I don't want to say cheap but kinder, but everything else kind of feels like I'm just holding a pro controller It's actually quite nice. Yeah, that really ain't too bad looking I think I've managed to lock it on this nice Torquoise and blue color, which I kind of like that light is flickering on camera But it's not actually flickering in real life. I could easily see me playing a game like this. No problem I wish I had better control over the rgb element, but other than that this one is definitely a winner Oh, why did this one come with a little? Stand thank you for your business. Hope you enjoy your gift. Oh, I get I got a gift It's a bad gift um, I Why did I buy this did I really just buy this because it's a pokeball color the back sticks don't feel very good They're again very loose the buttons feel super cheap. This a button doesn't really even have much gift to it Yeah, I don't like that. That's actually down there with that thing those two can sit together I This is a connector for your switch and it'll receive a playstation 5 controller I kind of remember buying a playstation 5 controller But I didn't buy this if you guys ever seen the movie severance That's how I feel right now. He would like go to work and then he wouldn't remember anything from his job and vice versa There was like two different people. That's how I feel. Why did I buy this? Did I buy this because it looked like the playstation 5 controller was mini no, there's no mini playstation 5 controller It was a terrible photoshop. Oh, these were like the really good looking fake joycans And I wanted to compare them to the real disney ones. Oh They're so light. Is there anything actually in these? Let me very carefully open the most expensive nintendo switch There is they're two very different shades of pink This is a hot pink and this is a very muted kind of pastel pink The biggest difference here is the pattern they've put on here the diamonds and the circles and the spades It's like a bright white while this is a very low opacity white and then the mickey ears look completely different Also, it feels rubber almost like it has a silicone mold on it But this is very clearly a nice plastic I kind of recall paying like 17 dollars for these and they do for all intents and purposes heal like joycon They're really good. Whatever they are fake knockoff whatever it is. They're good Well, now i'm a little more excited for these and their own weird Pikachu design that they must have come up with that actually looks pretty cool They even work pretty nicely with my yellow grip This would be the first time I bought anything from this website and continued on after the video to use them And not shove them in a box in a closet. We got a third one. I don't I don't remember what this was though Oh, ew ew ew ew. Oh, they're fat at the bottom. They have little butts. I don't remember buying these Did these have leds? Why did I buy these? Oh the d-pad is weird too. No, I don't like it I'm gonna plug them in and see if they light up or something. No, they don't have leds on here Wait, was the reason why I bought this? I'm remembering something now Didn't it say it had an nfc reader and that's what I wanted to get? Yes. Oh, I'm so glad I remembered Since I already have smash logged in. Let's see. Touch an amiibo. All right, so it AliExpress, I just I feel like you continue to hurt my feeling This isn't the kind of toxic relationship I want to enter with you after spending half a thousand dollars on your website It says there's no controllers connected that support nfc When I was setting up everything to do b-roll for this video, it worked So I don't know why it wasn't working, but it it does it it it works $25 for this. Uh, it's actually pretty impressive That said, I want to show you guys these really quickly because I don't know where else I'll get to I mean, I did show them on my podcast, but I know you all don't watch that I got these at a convention recently and they are amazing. Someone made these car curbie Amiibo so they actually work as curbie amiibo. I love them so much. They did such a good job I'll leave a link down below if you want to grab some Oh, thank god. Oh lord. I thought this was the controller as I was pulling it out. I was like, what is this? monstrosity, this is the one that came with a free case What is this monstrosity? Ew, what is this the sticks are so tiny. They're like the nub on a 3ds the triggers I don't even know if I want to call them triggers. My little fingers can't even find them. This is disgusting All right, we've got a couple of things in here as well. Oh, yeah Now these I wanted it has towi animation on it Which tells me that whatever brand this is that we don't have here must be some sort of quality Like this company ain't getting the dragon wolf lab if you know what i'm saying Oh, yeah, these aren't bad. They have this really nice texture back to them You got an extra button back here so you can map two buttons to the back while you play The top buttons are serviceable. Honestly, I'd get used to them, but they're not my favorite The buttons feel fine. The d-pad is a little too squishy for my liking. Oh, they're wireless as well So many third party joy cons that I've tried. They don't do the whole wireless thing So the fact that I can take these off and actually throw them in something like this and use them as a Pro controller if I wanted is a huge advantage. Okay, we've got yellow green blue Oh, dude blue. These are fantastic Oh my god, baby. I put it on charge. I put the switch on charge and everything started charging Those are also a winner. I might actually recommend these. I'm gonna do it. These are sick I mean, these are cool too. I I mean, oh the green yo, I don't even have to go any further I think the green is the obvious go here with this one I thought I would prefer the arceus, but I think I'm just vibing with these dragon ball ones I'm usually not that much of a nerdy weeb to want to have an anime on my switch But I mean dragon ball my god I've never had this many joy cons and controllers connected to my switch at once These are probably the cheapest joy cons I've ever seen. They are not trying in any way to look or feel like actual joy cons These are the kind of joy cons that will only work when they're plugged into the switch They do not have any wireless functionality. Also, you can't play them just one because there's no buttons here So you can't do that for Mario Kart. The buttons feel fine. Honestly. I can't be too harsh on the buttons It's just the sticks. The sticks are really bad. But other than that, I kind of dig the retro vibe It's giving the console. I don't know man. I was really scraping the bottom of the barrel here I guess I bought these because the handles were in an interesting position. Oh, that is weird. Oh Wait, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There we go. All right. Oh, you know what actually this is kind of unique This back plate comes off of here and it turns it into just this But then if you want to add the extra legs, you can click this on and then it becomes a thingy I had this feeling but the bunny ears a little they're pretty cute Actually really in a bad place to have your thumbs end up positioning well on the joy con I think I just really appreciate the unique idea that I can then take this off and continue to use it like this Every time I've opened something today and gone. Why did I buy this? I realized? Oh, that's why I bought it I need to put more faith into the severance to me from a month ago That guy really knows what he's doing. What a smart and brilliant guy. Oh, what no way. This is the last thing Oh, yeah Why did I buy this? This thing's kind of fire though clear some room. I am excited. Oh, dude Oh, there's no way it just plugs into the switch and works, right? Oh my god, that is lighting up that is on Surprising no one I am doing something wrong But from the system settings of all the steps controller sensors pro controller wired communication and turn it on Oh, wait, it is off. Oh shoot that was off Yo, I'm using a mouse on the home screen right now I have done these videos before and I've had to turn that setting on so I thought it was still on But I guess at some point it got turned off because it's my OLED switch I haven't done one of these for the OLED yet. I mean I'm controlling it. But how do I I took a screenshot just then. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm about to delete something Let me get my switch over here and see if it works I'm gonna try and load up smash and see if I can play it Let me get this camera around. This is going to be weird I can't look around with the mouse in here anymore, which is a shame But I can use this thing here. I have an actual smile on my face doing this just because it's so quirky. It's weird Let's go something easy. I'll go captain falcon the easiest character to play in smash. That's why bob uses him That's taunting. Oh, yeah, because it's the d-pad. I think I kind of have to use this little toggle here I cannot for the life of me. Oh, no Oh, wait. Okay. So that oh, oh, I figured it out. Oh, I can do this now. Am I actually better with this thing? That's a yes. Goodbye. I do wish I could use the actual mouse here. Oh, wait It is actually doing something It must be the right analog stick because it's doing the smash abilities weirdly only that one smash ability though So I can do it. Oh, oh, oh God dang it. I can taunt with the mouse wheel. I can smash attack by moving the mouse side to side I can grab with the buttons here. Oh, yeah, if I hold down the mouse click, I block and dodge I'm gonna give it everything I've got dude. Good night. All right one more stock and I'll feel very accomplished for doing this Okay, just stand there for me daisy. Yeah Super cool product really easy to use you just plug in this dongle turn this on Also, it feels really quality, but I do remember paying like a hundred dollars for it But this thing is really heavy. I personally have zero practical use for it But I really like it while we are in smash I think we owe it to this thing Because I'm pretty sure it was just my fault earlier now that we have the right setting turned on Boom, baby. Yo, look at that. I take back everything I said and we're gonna slide these suckers out And then if I had a friend here, which I don't they would be on this side while I'm over here And it just works. It makes so much sense Oh god the battery is dying in the camera It just died while I was playing smash this thing works really well And I feel like I did a bad job at the start of representing it I think we did great in general today every time I make one of these I'm like there's no way I'm gonna find cool stuff again Surely I found all of the cool stuff and then I make one of these videos And I find all of this cool stuff. If you guys like this video, please make sure you like comment and subscribe I'd really appreciate it. You watching this is what makes these possible. They're very expensive. They're very time consuming It means the world to me that you enjoy them and I love making them. See ya. Thanks for watching guys are the best