 Okay, what are we doing today, Sharon? Hocus Pocus 2, oh, God. The Sanderson sisters are back to ruin your childhood with Hocus Pocus 2 on Disney Plus. Written by a potato and directed by a robot, Hocus Pocus 2 sets out to rekindle an old flame from 30 years ago. I buried two grandparents before this film came out. Kathy Najimi, Bette Midler, and Sarah Jessica Parker effortlessly go back into the roles. They're great as the sisters. We have some new children in this because the ones in the original are like 55, possibly dead, who knows, so much time has passed. So much has changed in the world. They're awful. Awful's a tad harsh. These kids are mid. I feel like they didn't even have a table read for this movie. They just went in cold, raw dog. So what we have here is a rehashed script set in modern times without any edge, without any substance, without any emotion tied to it. In fact, I felt nothing watching this entire movie. This is trash.