 Whatever field goal I can hit, I get to add that player to my Madden team. Hey, what's good, you guys? Completely lost my voice, but that's not important. What's important is this. We've got nine different field goals set up around the field. Like this 50 yarder for gold 99 Patrick Mahomes. The rest are 98 overalls and all of them are super important for my team. So if I can make the field goal, I get to add him to the squad. The very first kick is a 30 yarder, left hash, team of the year, AJ Brown. Obviously we need a wide receiver. AJ Brown's a stud. Basically an NFL PAT. If I shank this, I'm a dog. Oh, great start, money down the middle. Let's keep going. Next up, we got defense, team of the year, strong safety, Derbyn James. 30 yarder, right hash, should also be easy. This is the kick that Blair Walsh shanked, by the way. Sorry, Viking's fans. Hey, let go. Starting out hot, maybe, let's get it. Next up is our user, San Francisco 49er and a gold 99, Red Warner. It's a big kick right here. 35, left hand. I don't know why I wore the Cooper Cup jersey, just don't ask, you know? I kind of look like it. Zesty ass kick. I'm gonna do a zesty kick. This can be zesty, you ready? What the fuck? So much zest. That was money though, baby. 35 yard field goal on the right hash, is team of the year, tight end. Travis Kelsi, it's a big one right here. I use my tight end so much, but we gotta drill it. Oh yeah, no. Oh, no. Oh, that was a bomb. But I'm off to the right, dang. I was thinking about being zesty and I just got in my own head. No tight end, Travis Kelsi. We've got AJ Brown, we got Derbyn James, we got Fred Warner, but no tight end. Hey, don't worry cheese fans, we still have Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes. I'll try and clutch them. Next up, our edge threat. Michael Parsons, wow, I sound like an old lady. I really lost my voice. I was recording the Wheel of My Grand Finale boys, okay? So give me a break. This is a 40 yard field goal. 30 yard line, 10 yards for the end zone, 40 yard field goal. Dude, the sunset kick. I mean, come on, look at how beautiful this is. You know how I'm gonna drill it. Come on. That was almost short. That wind might have saved me, man. I got some wind right now. Pure chance, by the way. Pure chance. A make is a make though. Gotta have a half back, right? Say quads. One of my favorite half backs this entire game. So, 40 yard or right hash, let's drill it. And under that one, let's go, baby. All right, 40 yard, now we're getting to the big boys. Now we're getting to the real deal boys. 45 yard field goal, left hash for team of the year. Jamar Chase, get our second wide receiver locked in. Come on. No. Oh, didn't go in. That's in. That was in. Oh yeah. Dude, it's like a golf swing. My balls are all curving right. Slight curve to the right. That's where I've heard that before. But you didn't have to say it. Oh, can I get the instant replay? I need the instant replay on that. I'm like, 99% sure it went in. It's like when she tells you you got a small dig, but you still clapped though. Still clapped. Still went in though. Second to last kick. Sauce Gardener had to go with sauce. Team of the year, 45 yard field goal, right hash. Let's just stay hot. Oh, I'm hooking. Oh, man, I need sauce on my team. Oh, dude, that was our only DB. I've got two wide receivers and no DBs. At least we got Derwin James. All right, Derwin, it's gonna be up to you to cover the skies. Sauce, I'm so sorry. I am not clutch. All right, now it gets spooky, gentlemen. The last kick is a 50 yarder right down the middle for Super Bowl MVP, Patrick Mahomes. And before you start crying, 40 yard line, that's midfield right there. If I drill this Ligma-Sugma, eucalyptus, all of them. Let's go, baby. The big boy. Do you believe me, Bambren? 100%. 100%. 99%. Yeah, why is it going down? It'd actually be a funny take to just like show all the misses. Honest. All right, attempt number five, but you're a stupid YouTube viewer. So you think this is my first take. Idiot. Everything was legit up till this point. Hey, I'll take it, boys. Gold 99 Super Bowl Mahomes added to the squad. Shout out to the high schoolers for clutching up. Appreciate you guys. They're just fielding the balls. You know, I'm here for track practice. No sauce gardener, no Travis Kelsey, but we get AJ Brown, Irwin James, Jamar Chase, Micah Parsons, Fred Warner, Saquon Barkley, Patrick Mahomes. And if I forgot something, Ligma. I'll see you guys back at the house. Let's get it. So I've got Super Bowl MVP, Patrick Mahomes as my quarterback. Saquons at half back. We've got AJ Brown and Jamar Chase. And I also threw in Debo Samuel since we needed a third wide receiver. Now unfortunately, I did shank the kick for Travis Kelsey. So at the tight end position, I have Co Keeft and Andrew Ogletree. Who? Co Keeft coming in at six foot four with 62 speed. He does have 70 catching traffic though, you guys. So let's, I'll give it up. I decked out my offensive line since that wasn't part of the kicking. I got John Madden, Batonio, Jason Kelsey, Zion Johnson, and Evan Neal. My fullback is George Kittle. Now on defense, we've got our user, gold 99, Fred Warner. We've got Micah Parsons on the edge. We got Derwin James at strong safety. But unfortunately, I did shank the kick that had Sauce Gardener. So 70 overall, Tyson Anderson is my CB one. That's gonna prove to be a huge problem. And then I decked out the rest of my defense. I got Sean Taylor, Lawrence Taylor, Nick Bosa, William Perry, Justin Tuck, Jalen Ramsey, and Tyson Campbell. It's a solid squad. I mean, I do use my tight ends a lot. And obviously, if my opponent figures out that I'm missing a corner, they're just gonna attack it every time. But my hope is that my opponent sees my team and thinks my whole team is good and just doesn't notice. That's the best case scenario for us. My home spread of Warner Carmichael. He's got Steve McNair's CD, Lamamari Cooper. Cowboys? Steve McNair wasn't a cowboy though. I am not too familiar with this defense. Go play action. I had why, but I've got time. Come down X. Good, D-Bow, no way. Look at that. 23 yards. All right, let's just do it again. I'm gonna go play action again. He sent the same amount of people. X, oh my God, that's a tonny. What a boom. Oh, holy shit. Dude, I've never thrown that route my entire life. That is the corner post route on PA slide. Never in my life have I thrown that. Holy shit. I'm gonna keep that one in my book of plays. That was fire. Ooh, almost came down and made a play on that. Not quite. I'm gonna drop it to zone here. I'm gonna go on Fred Warner. Ooh, little handoff. No, an RPO. Get there, Lord Taylor. Dog. Screen to the halfback. Where's he going? Ooh, nice throw. Nice catch. All right there, McNair, I see you. All right, let's see if we can get a goal line stand. He runs a nice counter, but gets swallowed up by Derwin James. I'm very glad I made the Derwin James kick because without a safety, I would be in like extra, extra trouble right now. All right, second and eight. We need a big goal line stand right here. The RPO again. We have good angles though. Good pursuit angles. Nick Bosa at that time. Okay, keep it up boys. Okay, I'm guessing pass. I'm putting Perry. Dude, I have so many zones out there. I just don't see how he converts this. What happened? Wait a minute, I thought he was gonna convert it. Dude, I'm not even that proud of that. I think his player glitched out or something. Did you guys see that? It looked like he fucking tripped. What, he tripped? Hey listen, I'm definitely gonna capitalize on that, but I'm not gonna say I'm proud of it. I think he got a little unlucky there. I can admit that. All right, I'm gonna try this play. I really like this play right here. B.A. Double Post. He's only sending three every time. Dude, I'm gonna keep torturing you down there. If you don't step up, let's go. Jamar Chase. Dude, he's sending three. You gotta start sending somebody at me, man. Or it's gonna be a long night. Saquad's underneath. He'll break that first one. No, no, no way. I'm a cocky piece of shit. Dude, Saquad's? Bro, Saquad's with that first one free ability usually breaks the first tackle. You know what that is though? That's just a little karma. I don't think I really deserved the ball after that interception. The ball is now back in its rightful owner's hands. He's gonna go crazy with Flash on that first run. I'm gonna send a blitz. I don't think he expects it. He's gonna pass. Yeah, go get him. Go get him! So close. I'm gonna go get the left side corner out. Yep, yep. Oh, where are you throwing? Nobody to blame but yourself on that one, sir. He's just a bad ball. Textbook, he ran the exact same play. Covered the corner out that he wanted. I don't even know what he tried to throw on that one. I just don't, what are you throwing to here? That is a, that ball went directly to Derwent James' pants, actually. Step up my homes? Yes. That is a very sketchy spot to do that from the two yard line. But we made it work. All right, I'm gonna go stretch left. They've got that bottled up pretty well. Second and nine. We have a really nice advantage here though with the clock and the lead. So I'd like to kind of march down the field slowly here. I'm not gonna give up on Saquads. Ooh, great move. I know he fumbled. That spin was just gorgeous. The slow methodical spin. I'm gonna throw it to my silver. Co-Keeft. Oh, wait, he did that. Don't fucking wait. Dude, he just lost fucking 99 pet pee. No way. Saquads is gonna stumble for two. I gotta look at the clock here, be careful. It's just no way he has someone for this. Yes. He really did though. I mean, his user was there. He was just a little late. Oh, I was just gonna say fuck it. Jamar Chase down there somewhere. I'm gonna try and snap this ball before he can adjust his defense to man coverage. That's the best case scenario. Jamar Chase corner out. Oh, Jamar, fuck. I don't have the clock for this. I gotta go Jamar and then I gotta call time out if he catches it, get down. Time, broken play maestro. Let's go. Justin Tucker is gonna come out here. 43 yard field goal. Yes, sir. Two possession lead. Jamar Chase, the Mahomes to Jamar. Clutch up right there. Oh, RPO, RPO. He handed that off? Dude, Flash has built different. Ash, that was almost a TFL and he got nine yards. He's gonna bring this one coming across. Yup, yup, yup. Oh, big hit. Nice play. Hey, big Goose egg up there. I haven't scored a lot myself but he's still sitting with the Goose egg. I'm going in there with Fred Warner. Lawrence Taylor. Gets home second in 19. Dude, when I stepped up with Fred Warner, the running back keyed to block Fred Warner which left Lawrence Taylor untouched. I'm gonna fly out to the left side see if I can stop whatever he's got. Nice pass. Got leveled. Was that Sean Taylor or Durbin James? I don't know, but it was a hell of a hit. Throw in short. Might throw half back. Get there. Get home, let's go. Air McNair goes down. Fourth and 16, that was a massive play. Oh, one more stop right here. I might send the big Blitz up the middle. I'm going Mike Blitz and I'm gonna Blitz with Fred Warner up the middle. Whole nine yards. Go Carmichael. I'm so close. Get there, let's go. Go for the pitch. Oh, oh, it's the silver Tyson Anderson with that return right there. Oh my God, lock up defense. I'm gonna run right side here. Dodge the, wow, what a play. Dude, I find it weird how he's struggling on offense so bad because his user is good. That was a monster play right there. I'm gonna run this left side this time, cut it up the middle. Oh, bad ball. Bad ball, why am I throwing that? No. Ooh, you're fast, Johnson. Hey, who is that? Who is that lineman? Johnson, Johnson, Johnson. Who do I have up there? I've got John Madden. I've got Batonio, Kelsey. I don't know who that is. Okay, so a little run play here. I'm gonna bring Sean Taylor down. Let's get ready for it. Right side stretch. He's sick of throwing the ball. He's throwing so many interceptions. He ain't throwing the ball anymore. Same thing. Good defense, yep. Wasn't gonna get it again, but he still picks up two. It's third and three. Ooh, is this his zone bubble? Is this his RPO? It is. He hits it off and he gets it. Damn. I knew that's what it was. Well, he gets on the board here with four seconds and the third. We just gotta go score another touchdown, put it out of reach. Man coverage, I don't know. It is man coverage, but Debo wide open. Got hit pretty hard though. I'm scared of fumbling right now. I am. I'm gonna hit him with an RPO. This is what he keeps killing me with. Ooh, what a block. Yo, that was a downfield flatten right there. Same play. Could I actually just do that again? Just hand her off. Let's go right back to the same hole. St. Claude's no more fumbling. Yo, there's no way you're gonna let me do this again. Oh, he shot the gap that time. Nice play. Second and 10, the two minute warning just hit. Got ourselves a game here though, ladies and gentlemen. We got a big play to make right now. Ooh, look who's open. That might have been AJ Brown's first catch, but it was a massive one. We needed that right there. Sorry I haven't got you more involved, AJ Brown, but thank you for stepping up when we needed you. Oh, Co-Keefed? Co-Keefed, you did not just end the game. He did. No way Co-Keefed just ended the game. I think I can milk the clock. He only has two timeouts. I think that's actually legitimately game over. From Co-Keefed, no way. Let me snap this. I got ball carrier conservative, so Safeways won't fumble. I might be mistaken actually. Wait a, wait a milk the play clock on that play. What's the meta here? Do I kick the field goal or do I make him go all the yards? Pitch to the edge. Wait a minute, you're lying. You're lying. No way. No, you dick. Oh, you cock. I wanted to see the stats. Oh, it would have been such a hard game to win anyway. I either kicked the field goal or I actually run one more play on fourth down to milk as much clock as humanly possible. I might have done that too and then he'd have to advance 90 yards to win the game. Either way, that was a dub and a half. I can't believe that just happened. All right, boys, listen. Hey, I love you guys so much. I hope you enjoyed this video. Throw a little more effort into it. I hope you guys enjoyed and hopefully more bangers just like this on the way. Not too much more Madden 23, but Madden 24 is coming out. So I'm excited for that. I appreciate you guys so much more than you'll ever know. I love you guys. Take care.