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Bread (Taylor Swift - "Red" PARODY)

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Published on Apr 5, 2014

Finally, a breakup song about something REAL

Lyrics:
Leavening was like the last thing on the mind of the Jews as they fled Egypt
Pharaoh let them leave unexpectedly so they weren't well equipped
Leavening takes like a really long time and the slaves couldn't sit around forever
Now each Passover, we keep extra kosher, celebrate and remember

Drinking all the wine I could ever want
Hearing the haggadah read by my great aunt
Surrounded by family I feel like I've never been this well fed
But all I want is bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
Oh, bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
All I want is bread ((bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
(bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)

Loving carbs means that a day hardly goes by when I don't eat a bagel
Toasty on the outside, warm and soft inside, covered in cream cheese
51 weeks of the year this snack's a Jewish favorite
But this one freaking week I have to act like I have Celiac's disease

Losing carbs's the hardest thing I've ever done
Waking up jonesin' for a burger with a bun
I know it's temporary, but I just can't get it out of my head
'Cause all I want is bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
Oh, bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
Freakin' bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
(bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)

All I want's a doughnut, or a fresh roll
Maybe a croissant or soup in a bread bowl
'Cause matzo isn't cutting it, you bite into it, it all falls to shreds
I want freakin' bread

Freakin' bread

Losing carbs's the hardest thing I've ever done
Wake up jonesin' for a burger with a bun
I know it's temporary but I just can't get it out of my head
'Cause all I want is bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
Oh, bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
Freakin' bread (bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)
(bre-e-e-e, e-e-e-ead)

I'm happy for the Jews and all that they did
But I don't see why I can't eat some bread
No, no, no

Loving carbs means that a doesn't go by when I don't eat a bagel

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