 the scottish hammer no that's not a reference to anything get your mind out of the gutter the scottish hammer will be my quarterback today a six foot one 207 pound punter with 90 speed 91 acceleration 78 throw power 88 throw on the run 92 run blocking 94 trucking 88 change of direction stiff arm 96 impact block what what 95 carrying 91 break tackle 88 throw under pressure you might have clicked on this video thinking oh a punter at quarterback that's that's gonna be kind of funny no this is the scottish hammer bro this is a freight train punter with actually decent throw accuracies at quarterback now his short and mid accuracy are not very good 1771 is deep as 77 so that's good news i don't know who put this in the game i don't know why they put in the game i'm just happy that they did not to mention he has his own chemistry called the scottish hammer to activate it you just need him and that's it it gives one agility kick power impact blocking and hit power to your kickers punters d-line and linebackers somebody was just baked off their ass over at electronic arts and they just decided to make this card and i thank them for that also i messed with my set a little bit i hope you guys like it you also want to see the dumbest thing you see today he gets one ap crusher i suppose the idea is like if you pundit it to somebody you can light him up if he makes the tackle i'm gonna run it because i'm also gonna make him my kickoff specialist so in case anybody thinks about returning a kick they're gonna get lit up it's too bad i can't put him at linebacker bro he's got 96 hip power i wish they'd let me like like i'd probably lose the game but they should just let me put him at linebacker and i'm gonna be totally honest with you i could probably put a 14 year old girl at quarterback and with this aj dylan i could probably win because aj dylan's so broken but i am gonna try and actually throw the ball and throw some heaters with the scottish hammer aj dylan's obviously a 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can't leave the scottish hammer on an island oh my god are you kidding me hey whatever he lost yards he lost yards for that oh no oh no no no oh no this is so bad oh thank god i don't know what he's looking at here i don't think you got anything third and ten great defense so far all right this is a pass i'm on this i'm on this i'm on this that's just too easy wait a minute this is a scottish hammer video i'm not returning the interception i gotta get passing yards the scottish hammer this scottish hammer bro i love that they actually put that like on his jersey okay so james connor is in even though that really should be dylan i'm gonna go fry mute that's a hell of a ball they're not wrong with that that was a perfect pass oh he's a lefty oh he's a lefty i just noticed okay i do want to be able to scramble though oh my god two for two forty one yards he's got 90 speed 91 excel i should be scrambling it's just not open there i can't scramble there but fire mute there's a man he literally you suck venom plays you are ass i'm not that proud of that touchdown because he just whiffed his tackles but we are throwing a perfect game right now two point conversion i'm looking for cheetah here cheetah darts eight to zero i was probably a rage quit honestly dude i'm tempted to throw an interception on purpose so that i can use him to get a crusher hit stick potentially cough up a fumble i'm going prez oh oh we're back there oh no what a play what a play nice read option this could be the pitch he ran this last time no the trail is not dude you suck i'm mad at you just keep pitching it back boys until until he figures it out all right there you go there we go give him something to work with read option again ah that one was for real but did we're just we're bottling this guy without really even trying oh i missed with prez i got the middle oh no oh yes dude come on as three interceptions in the first quarter listen the scottish hammer doesn't care he only cares about offense baby let's go let's go i'm trucking let's go lord's taylor i gotta keep i gotta keep going for the truck every time bro i wish i could give him like bulldozer or something there's just some great blocks up front oh oh he's gonna get out he's gonna break a tackle no fumbles here baby no fumbles here laser i got 4 for 4 79 yards in a touchdown i should never have tried to hand it off that was actually a hell of a ball it's a perfect ball i'm gonna go check down here i'll check down james kind of get a little spin third and seven his user is supposed to be on brian robertson he was in man coverage he forgot about his own assignment this has to be a rage quit this qbr is absolutely beautiful right now this might be a perfect game another play action there's cheetah easy easy 117 yards two touchdowns 86% completion and he's gone harness great game no great game game number two top three is the same obviously let's see what he's got conningham lorence taylor merlin olsen let's go scottish hammer hey the milkman he delivers baby the milkman in my neighborhood i actually have the same eyes as him it's so weird my mom always talks about him he's a really nice guy comes over a lot big lurk big lurk wow milkman again all right definitely a pass maybe a corner out nothing no fun oh good breakup about to say how'd you squeeze that window he's he's got a pun guess what he doesn't have the scottish hammer so this is this pun ain't gonna be shit christian watson on the return too bad i can't have the scottish hammer on the return team too there's so much i want to do with it i probably should have put a different playbook on and run some read options but honestly we're throwing the ball like pretty effectively i don't think i need to switch it up i say as i whiff a pass oh he is sitting on that and he got the user pick yikes this is gonna be some brutal man coverage we gotta fight through it though boys we gotta stop on defense already downhill hit stick oh i was hoping second and six oh oh shit i could have just had a downhill hit stick with prez but i like hit the ground would have been an avalanche we got a lot of bodies there let's get a goal line stand nice high ball this guy's pretty good nice high ball there for the touchdown he's got maher for the pat though you know that's gonna be a shank wow interesting all right so he's gonna run spinner every single play i gotta figure out how to beat it uh james counter's pretty open right there damn if that was the quad father that's a touchdown fryer muth fryer muth what a ball beautiful beautiful pass first in 10 now i'm gonna run the ball of james counter oh wait no no i might mess up the handoff oh we did it great run james counter to the one oh my god all right let's just get rid of that one oh no that's intentional grounding shits all right let's see who's open who's where yikes that is quite the blitz all right we'll take our points three to seven we'll take a week and get big bomb from the scottish hammer dude i want to use crusher i put crusher on this guy i spent some ap on it to get some use out of it that was a nice tight window 30 inches wow how did we not get that he gets the first off of that tough nice throw nice throw this guy's a player dude he's here he's here to ball out same thing other side maybe nothing's open and the milk man gets home he's looking for a corner out i think oh he just throws don't check down here tackled okay okay this should be okay oh he does fall forward it's fourth and one he's gonna look short he's gonna look short oh nice pass dude he is a monster on fourth down he has been making some serious conversions nice play oh jeez that was open honestly kind of good that he scored that quick i got three timeouts in 50 seconds that was better than him going down at the one and milking some clock all right i've gotten to the one before can we do it again it's pretty tough dude he plays good defense that's a good ball though to christian watson oh he had an angle oh he had an angle i almost could have taken that all the way i've got one timeout left i may already be in field go rich there he is again watson watson let's go oh my god i can't believe he allowed that i can't believe he allowed that let's go gentlemen i think if we can hit the quad father i think that's the most oh my god what a throw he's wide open you know he's going through one going through two one 65 hell of a ball play action sprint half back flat i should have the blockers for this to hold up play action uh oh uh oh that's just about to say that might be a really bad pass oh he's there oh no his users on it nice fireball fourth and one i can't hit the ball off i think that's a big part of my promise i can't hit the ball off i kind of want to run like a qb draw i'm gonna try a qb draw i don't know if this works because he's blitzing so hot i feel like this doesn't work i'm gonna try it though let's fucking send it let's go i did it but he still got it i really didn't expect him to the user misses he misses again come on look at those moves i'm actually about to beat a man blitz cheeser with a god squad using the fucking scottish hammer this can feel so good let's not get ahead of ourselves though we still gotta get the win but those were some beautiful moves to get me on zone oh he said oh he said video and then he said you're terrible he asked if it's a video and then he said you're terrible so what are you are you a fan are you now just so pissed that you're getting kicked on by the scottish hammer oh my god scottish hammer too much for you dude how are you gonna talk shit to me and then say w and ask what kind of vid he said lowkey all right he's being respectful now he's probably just a little tilted i knew it oh i knew he was going there i gotta get turned on i win this game i turn over i don't know if i can get a touch down with the scottish hammer that's a good ball that's a very good ball he's got nothing the milk man let's go it's 3025 big hit oh that's glitchy that's so lucky fourth and one might actually be a run play play action nothing he turns it over fryer newt's wide open in the middle hell of a ball hell of a broken tackle the scottish hammers just too much for a man he said you're terrible well that's terrible you're losing to me scottish hammer stayed up through one of those hits second and twelve not bad i should throw over the middle to dawson knocks keep the clock ticking no i had fryer newt that blitz got there too quick let's putt i mean that's what the scottish hammers for right jesus he's got a freaking boot on him i don't know how to keep this in balance i don't really know how to punt is that like a perfect punt oh my god oh my god i just punt dotted i just punt dotted oh my god that was a fucking beauty what a punt dude it doesn't get any prettier than that he's gonna go half back all right we just gotta get we just gotta get him to turn over the ball once again i think maclauren's open early i think that's the throw i was so close to that oh good hit hey forest buckner i don't even know how that happened but i'll take it just throws early gets lit up in bounds it's gonna take one of his first timeouts there hey we broke it up i was scared he might have caught that oh it's fourth and 11 but we're gonna end the game right now because he's only got two timeouts oh my god he really just caught that that was a lucky ass catch all right that's that's just unfortunate right there he's in field goal range shoot i gotta go cover the corner out mine wait i'm right there with bobby wag your holding why with larker oh this is so unlucky right now this is no bueno that was a good throw gets him to the four first in goal does he run it it good stop does he go for the win or does he want ot no way what you don't want to go for the win he's so scared we're gonna play ot then he should have gone for the win right there dude it's a big coin toss i'm going tails never fails if i get it if i get to choose tails never fails we won the toss i almost want to kick i don't want to receive i don't know how i score there is beauty that's what we gotta do that's what we gotta do boys good fucking play let's go scottish hammer all right i'm gonna send it across the middle because he thinks it's going out left this time so same thing slightly different oh shit that very well could have been intercepted i think i got a little bit bailed out right there all right i'm going to the outside again fire mute oh bad ball caught it caught it so oh it's fourth and inches this is why i didn't want the ball though this is exactly why i don't want the ball fourth and inches christian watson the scottish hammer oh he was so open oh no he was wide open we just missed it that hurts man oh that was prez it's a downhill hit stick with avalanche laser nice throw all he's gotta do is kick a field goal i think he might just kick it right now that's what i would do oh he doesn't want it right now i guess that's nice throws under now do you kick the field or do you want the touchdown because you want the touchdown what a great game oh we almost pulled it off yo and if that doesn't tell you how good the scottish hammer is though i don't know what will we just played a full meta full man blitz best team in the game not entirely he didn't have every god squad player but he got close all right boys i hope you guys enjoyed the scottish hammer is fucking legit you can't say he's not i just took on as much as you could take on and we almost got the dump all right hey love you boys thanks for watching as always i'll see you in the next one peace