 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing roller coaster tycoon. It's taken me a while to play these games It's actually amazing that I haven't I've played park attack and I've played planet coaster and now here we are and we're gonna make a Fantastic park where no one dies. I would assume But let's get started. All right a blank slate. How is this gonna start? What are you doing? Why are you here? I gave you a friend. Oh God other people are showing up as well. All right He'll be our security while we set up the park. Then I'll get rid of them. Okay. We've got our first ride It's not tested, but I trust it. Go ahead. Also. I couldn't get the slide working. That probably doesn't inspire confidence I can't figure out a slide, but I figured this out. So use this thing No, that's the customers enjoying their time here. I would hope I don't think any of my rides can kill yet Maybe they're just annoyed with the long wait time and the fact there's no organization here That poor kid staring right up at God like why did you do this to me? And yes, I just called myself God Sorry about that folks. Sorry They was complaining. There was no path to get through from the exit So I had to remove some of the track for the go-karts. They're gonna start thinking that ship literally crashed here Oh, oh there goes another one. She looks like she's done the time for a life. Their life won't be for long though Oh those poor people. I know how it feels trust me. I've been there. We need more cars That's the problem. You've seen two people die and yet you're still sitting there like ha ha go-kart go You know, you know, you're gonna go flying off and die, right? Yeah go-karts go All right, who's first for the call me Kevin simulator 2020 we got some volunteers here. Oh, yeah That is exactly how it happened I got hit by car by the way if you don't have the context Okay, it didn't explode isn't exactly how it happened, but it's like the movies You know they dramatize stuff to make it more exciting. Look at this. There's just a line of people to be just like me. Oh My god, you've received a fine most dangerous most criminally negligent even the word tidiest parking Incoming sorry folks All right, I'm gonna make the go-karts free in a Let's see national newspaper campaign or parked value has gone up to 15,000 somehow even though I'm sure a lawsuits are like 15 million at this point What is that noise? Oh, it's the go-karts coming in. It's like it sounds like angry bees. I'm putting all like the facilities right here So they all have to make a queue in this area where the go-karts come in first aid is here There's a winning combination. All you got to do is charge people for first aid and we'll make a fortune There we go. Now that is a busy street This is the high street now all of a sudden all people are just getting off the ride This is perfect time for the call me Kevin simulator 2020 to strike. There you go. That's a multi-kill That person with the afro just didn't care I'm gonna make an enclosure here and we're gonna have a little viewing gallery to what animal can we have in here? I think a grizzly bear that should hold a grizzly bear, right? And the thing is I don't want this to be like animal centric So I might just put a few animals in the same enclosure. Why are they circling like that menacingly? I don't like that. We're gonna get a bucking bull ride here just to rile them all up. Oh god I don't think they need it. Okay. One of them is dead. Anyway, I don't know who died I think it was the poor camel. That's a shared meal. At least they're willing to share their food I think the problem is I put in too many predators and not enough prey and the last thing you want Someone saying about your park is there are too many predators Maybe they're getting riled up because the rides there, but no one's using it Okay, that didn't sound good. I don't almost think that sounded like a wooden fence and caging some animals Breaking, but no that can't be And again that that sounded kind of the same, but let's not fear the bull ride thing is open We definitely need more prey just put in a load of horses here. There we go. A lot of wild horses in here now I think this is just agitating them actually that's not even me adding in sound effects like I usually do That's just them screaming Henry. The horse has been killed by a predator. God damn predators keep coming to my parking Oh my god, all the horses are dead. I Can't keep giving you prey like this it takes so long to even place them because you guys are all over the place I need a better system now. We got some sort of like uber eats delivery here offer fix sake They somehow avoid it. How can I solve this issue? I think the animals just exploded there There we go, that's what I'm talking about straight into the pen It's like the uber eats of the animal kingdom nature's so cool stop giving me alerts I got more food coming in for you folks. Don't worry. Look here. They come we Have Look they got away, okay We got like a 50% success rate here people coming in three have made it in three have Somehow saved but they're locked in that cage now willy D is trapped in an enclosure. Sorry willy D Oh, God the fence is falling apart. Wait. Is he dead? Are these animals dead or sleeping? Okay, they're sleeping good. We've enough human deaths on our hands None of mine animal deaths. No God here comes more food. Oh, you might clear it Oh, no, you're you're still in the pen. Sorry. I thought she was gonna clear it over the enclosure there That would have been a sick jump to be fair That's a lot of alerts and can I get some staff or something to take care of this fence cuz it's kind of falling apart I like how the fake bull riding thing has barbed wire, but the actual grizzly bears only get a wooden fence Okay, I put an animal keeper in here. I don't know if she can do much I think she's more interested in cleaning up shit than fixing shit and these people are just trapped in this jail cell I honestly think this situation is worse. They're just gonna starve. Okay. The mechanic is fixing the enclosure Fantastic the humans are like no that was our only way out. What is going on with this right? They don't seem to be going anymore. Maybe they've realized what the situation is you put a little music on rock like a dude That sounds cool Yeah rock like a dude while we do some hit and runs come on guys Let's go do some rock and hit and runs hidden rock. I like to call them Oh god, they almost didn't hit anyone there, but those people conveniently walked in the way. That's insurance fraud. Oh Okay, that wasn't that was people were just gravely injured or possibly killed. I know things are going wrong Okay, the animal protection society are threatening to confiscate Gabriel the gorilla because his health is very low Everyone cares about Gabriel the gorilla and no one cares about Who are you hold on Karen Kay who's fleeing from Tyler the tiger? Shut up. I can't hear the ambient bird song over you guys screaming. Oh There they are. Oh, that's kind of nice I'm concerned because this road is getting a bit busier than this road now And I feel like the high street should have some risk to it Ignore the crumbling. That's a different type of risk entirely. Oh sweet Jesus This is absolutely falling apart the mechanic needs to get his act together and build more wooden barriers. Oh Jesus Christ Okay, that was too fast. Could we see that again, please? Oh God we're getting feckin emergency helicopters in and everything what is going on other taking away my animals Look at all these alerts. Okay, this is quite the intense ride because it goes all the way up then all the way down and just Everyone Jesus Christ. That's a weapon of mass destruction So it is this is fecking chaos like even just stopping and watching this for like five seconds I'm like, oh my god. There's so much to digest here. They're taking away my animals you to extreme neglect Why does no one do this for the people? They're all being neglected to Jesus Christ. That is brutal There we go. I put some salsa music now on it So at least you can die while having kind of a nice time, you know Like this would get you in a nice mood to die Hip-hop salsa beats to chill slash die to off they go again It's pretty intense. It goes so fast and up so high and then suddenly goes right on down This way don't like roller coasters. You can't see what's coming. I miss my animals You can take my animals, but you can't take my right to buy more of them Well, you probably can but you didn't and you really really should to be honest I just bought a ton of chimps and I will buy one panther and we'll just see well He is similar with the tribe. He's immediately starting to murder them. This experiment didn't work at all He's not even eating them. Come on. That's not what the circle of life is all about You're just killing them for the sake of it quick distract him deliver some people on quad bikes here come the people there You go. There's a distraction for you. Oh Christ I'd say computers back in the day wouldn't even be able to process what's going on there You need a beefy computer to handle that much death. Oh crazy golf. That's kind of nice Those birds flew by and I thought they were bodies because I'm just so used to that. There we go It's done. Oh, there's nothing fecky about it. It's just crazy golf. Although. It's not that crazy. It's just tame It's tame golf actually. There's one single hole and then that that's the end of it You can move on to the quad bikes or something. I just like golf, okay? Wow, what a pot. All right, this guy kind of deserves to die though He's doing pretty bad and this person's not letting him finish his turn. What the hell is going on? This is chaos. There's another one coming. What is going on? I put my own custom song on for the golf There we go. Select a genre. Hmm. What I describe this as trance How I'm gonna go with alternative and enjoy your Have a good time blank. I've won another award tidiest park. That's nice. I'd ignore the other two. It's like, oh my god What's that screaming? Oh, that's just a crazy golf Yeah, it's pretty intense. Oh hole in one by the little girl there great job Kelly T You're kind of making everyone look bad though. You're going in with the panther Kelly T All right, you're next on the chopping block. Oh, she's getting away. She's getting away. Pick her up Pick her up. All right. I have her at the ready. Here comes the ride. Drop her. Drop her. Yes. Take that Kelly T Oh my god. She survived. She's the only person. She's overpowered who got sick. Come on That little oh no, right drop her. All right. Good. Good. Come on in come on in. Okay. Yes, Kelly T is gone Poor Kelly. All she did is get a hole in one a tame golf. Oh for fuck's sake. We got another hole in one All right, come with me. I actually like that screaming. It really sums up the park Can we make every ride scream like that? There we go. Yeah, it's just it's just coming from everywhere and they're oddly in sync as well God that is awful. It's just a trademark of the parks. I make that there's got to be like a lot of screaming on the rides All right, that might be a good time to end it. They're all deltries God this was a horrible horrible back If you want to see more of this game, let me know there's so much more room to expand like we just did a tiny chunk Look at all the land available. Oh, it looks like Ireland reminds me a home, which I hate I'm here right now and all it does is rain. No, but I think we're gonna leave it there I hope you enjoyed the video. I had a lot of fun with this game. This was a nice quirky thing to play I hope you're staying safe in the strange times we find ourselves in and I hope to see you next time I appreciate watching as all those folks and that's about it. Bye for now