 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Jake. It's Thanksgiving week Jim Zach. It was cheese giving for me this weekend Went to a potluck everyone brings a cheesy thing. I threw up on my pants. Were your pants on my pants. We're on I have a video I'll show you guys we can't put in the weekly dumb cuz it's just me covered in puke. How are you? I'm good now instant reaction. Okay In the uber you puked I was pre during and after Aaron Nola signed Jake in the sports Aaron Nola kicks off MLB free agency Although he returns to his Philly, so I guess he didn't really leave he re-signed less puke more ball and You know where the rest of the free agents are going. We're gonna tell everyone where they're going Jordan Montgomery Red Sox I hate it. Wow. Yeah, Sonny Gray Houston. Really? Wow Cockshir Cody Bellinger. I don't know actually. Oh, let me think not. I don't think the Yankees Cubs nice. I think they've said they're not doing that or did they say they want to do that? I don't know back with the Cubs Strowman that's an interesting one San Francisco. Oh Blake's now Europe MLB Europe 300 mil though And your guy Andrew McCutcheon Buffalo's Yeah, I'm a moto. Where's he going? Yankees Yankees This isn't my son does it Pretty good. Yeah, it's getting sick. She's giving fever. What was this almost breakdown? You're telling me about cuz we got handshakes. I love a good handshake skirmish. I do actually enjoy a good handshake skirmish It's supposed to be so Formal like you don't have to do it, you know when the football coaches like meet each other in the middle That doesn't need to happen. No, but society. I said it does and then there's like this conduct. I like it I like it too, but I like it. It doesn't have to happen. It should okay Well, the the coaches Seaton Hall and Wagner coaches They got into a little tiff as they shook hands the Seaton Hall coach Holloway yeah starts it. He shakes his hand. He pauses said hey I didn't like that you had your guy foul us when we're beating you by so so many points Why extend the game? That's not cool all during the shake, right? And then the Wagner coach said don't tell me how to coach my team and then Seaton Hall coach Ripped his hand said I'll tell you what I want to tell you. I'm your big brother It's really interesting both these guys went to Seaton Hall Holloway was the coach for st. Peter So he was famous when they were making their run and then he went back home lost him But we got some big brother little brother stuff going on here Which you can speak on better than me your little baby brother Luke birthed like a horse. Are you a birth like a horse? Well, you know in sports the Mets the Yankees a lot of times the insult is little brother Right and big brother little brother the coach for Seaton Hall Holloway said after the game I take full responsibility for that. I like Donald Donald's like a little brother to me. I'm super disappointed that that happened as the bigger brother. I Take full responsibility for it because it should have never happened Those are more fighting words than whatever he said in the handshake line, right Wagner coach is more pissed about that Than whatever he said while shaking hands like fuck you dude. Well, he does call him his big brother too So he's half in on it, but I don't know what's the other angle Do you say like old? Like she's a little old so you know I got to be careful with them and I'm your little brother We can't do this back to the sports Jim in more sports, which are brought to us by Kings Draft Kings Miles Garrett Big week for him great pants that was showing me that video, but we also had a little funny situation I mean AFC North rivalry game and the Steelers Quarterbacks helmet comes off and Miles Garrett picks it up normally wouldn't be the biggest incident But previously that happened and Miles Garrett swung it at the quarterback So we have a nice situation the old linemen come over because they got to protect them We've all seen the movie the replacements Um, and then Miles Garrett gives a helmet and I'm cool. I'm cool and man me. I'm cool and man I'm a reformed man. I don't do that anymore. I don't beat guys with their own helmets anymore No, no not me. I did do a breakdown when he did that to root off back in the day. It was wild I told you I strictly said don't take a player's Faith helmet off and hit him in the face with it. I forget what I said about it then But my official stance on it now is wild So I'm glad he didn't do it stands kind of tempted, you know And then there's not sports not sports is a classic case of a couple burglars putting themselves in jail Zach get check this out. Zach get ready for this one. There's a medium security prison retired medium security prison retired because of inhumane treatment of the prisoners who it feels like could have escaped only medium security these burglars tried to Rob the empty abandoned medium security prison And they all went into the same cell searching for shit and shut the door behind them and locked themselves in jail So in a medium security prison they got found cops came and were like, well cops probably made a joke like more of a transportation than uh Whatever the term is when you put someone in jail What was that joke that they made when they rolled over transfer than a Yeah, what's it called when you transfer prisoners all of our officer friends Comment the joke you would have made usually though. Usually I don't do prison Usually cops don't do prisoner transfers something like that because they're transferring from one jail to the next jail You get the joke. Do you guys get the joke yet? Does anyone figure that what I'm trying to say here? We usually do arrests not transfers Bam, that's what they should have said. That's what I should have said It's The squeeze man's really hard. Oh my god employee of the month. Month. Zach It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week Are you going first timer here? Do you think he even cares? I think he does he wants it Like I think he would be big for his Thanksgiving Tom de fina Tom de fina Goes back to the Bronx days. We were kind of surprised. He hadn't won Employee of the week yet, but yeah, I see him at Thanksgiving being like casually being like did win employee of the week this week Yeah, and I go. Yeah, what's that come with and then he's not going to show the picture on the wall Although his family would love that joke you had the officer saying usually we do arrests not transfers I like that you're gonna edit this one's that That was a weekly done The weather might be action on the field stays hot And today we've teamed up with DraftKings an official partner of the nfl To get you closer to the action right now New customers who bet just five dollars will get one hundred and fifty dollars in bonus bets Instantly so download the draft king's app now and use promo code dumb And bet just five dollars on any wager and get one hundred and fifty in bonus bets Instantly that's promo code dumb only at draft king sportsbook Boys already sir served your punishment that was said to that was before that joke mine is a larger Larger officer who moves at a slower pace and he waddles in so yeah, usually we don't we do arrests not transfers They were establishing a baseline of we're gonna make jokes. Yes, and then they hit him with that Yeah, that bad boy and the guy in the cell was like, what does he mean transfer? He's like, we're already jailed dummy Why would you rob that place? Maybe he left something in his cell phone number in the medium security prison He wrote down a phone number the girl you've seen you want to go back and find the phone numbers written on the wall dumb