 This is my channel now and I'm going to do whatever I want. This week we're going to review the Jericho figure out back. He sounds Australian. This guy looks Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris isn't Australian, he is American. Stand out! I'm here again. Okay, I'll bite. No pun intended. Why am I in doggie heaven again? Do you guys want me to review Mutt and Junkyard? There are no more reviews in your future. Welcome to the afterlife. All your worries are behind you. It wasn't a dream, was it? The robo-joe review really killed me. It was not a dream. So where's the other dog? The big white fluffy one. He's defending doggie heaven from the evil cat invaders. Right. Rejoice, you no longer have to review carable action figures. But I won't be able to review any great action figures either. So what happens with my reviews now? On your death, your physical body regenerated into the new HCC788. The new you will carry on your mission of reviewing GI Joe toys. But will he do a good job? Why don't you see for yourself? We can look at the review right now. Wait a minute. That's Mrs. Hooded Cobra Commander 788. I regenerated into Mrs. HCC? How does that even make any sense? How can I regenerate into somebody that already exists? Don't question the rules. Right, I got a real problem with that. But she doesn't know anything about GI Joe. How's she going to review the toys? Let's watch and see how she does. I just looked up Chuck Norris' toys on my phone, and it says he's in karate commandos. She's looking it up on her phone as she's doing the review. She didn't research it before she got started. She's doing it wrong. This says his name is Selkirk, and he's from Wyoming. This isn't Chuck Norris. He isn't even Australian. Maybe he worked at that steakhouse. Mmm, a blooming onion sounds good right now. She's reviewing Outback? She can't screw this up. If she ruins the Outback review, that guy who keeps requesting Outback is going to go to Joe Conn and kick me. Or kick her. On second thought, maybe that's not so bad. You got to be patient. She's new at this. Give her a chance to get better. Isn't there some way I can go back? Last time you guys brought me here, I was able to return to Earth. There is no way to go back. The first time you were here, it was as a visitor. This time, it's forever. But you dogs care about these reviews. That's why you brought me here the first time. If I go back now, I can fix this mess. It is beyond my power. But let's keep watching. Maybe the new HTC 788 won't be so bad. Maybe Star Wars figures are a little cooler than G.I. Joe. Did you hear that? You can't let this go on. This is going to disrupt the Joe time continuum or something. There must be something you can do. This is pretty bad. She's risking the delicate balance of the Joeverse. I don't have the power to send you back, but maybe there's something I can do. Wait here. Right. I'll wait here. This guy can't even ride a pony. Oh, jock one, I come with grave news. The Joeverse is at risk. If the reviewer does not return, I fear imminent disaster. The new girl isn't working out? To put it mildly. What am I supposed to do about it? I don't have the power to send anyone back, neither do you. Separately we cannot send him back, but together we could make a deal that would allow him to return. I'm listening. No mobile service. I'm back here. My situation has not improved. Beelzebub and I have struck a deal that will allow you to return to Earth, but there is a price to be paid. You will allow you to return and finish your project in reviewing every vintage GI Joe toy, but there is a limitation. When you have completed your project, you must return to us. So when I review the last vintage GI Joe toy, then I die again? You will regenerate, and this version of you will be gone forever. No force in the universe can undo it. Can I stretch it out? Like maybe I can review all the cartoon episodes too. Don't push your luck. This deal would let me finish what I started. It would give me time. It'll take several years to review everything. Will you accept this bargain? You really have to ask? Do it. Get me back where I belong. This is my channel now. Maybe I don't feel like talking about GI Joe. I feel like talking about something else. Like a bright channel, we move bright all the time. But these days bang soon.