 Good afternoon. For those who are new, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in today's briefing we will be discussing SCP-6938. There isn't any objectionable material in this document, so let's begin. Item Number SCP-6938 Object Class, Thaumiel Special Containment Procedures SCP-6938 is self-containing. Department of Unreality Personnel cleared for exposure to SCP-6938 should contact the project lead, Jane Doe. Description SCP-6938 is an object capable of nullifying the effects of extant narrative forces. SCP-6938 has two beneficial side effects. It precludes further development of narrative forces and generates the resources required to contain them. Due to the effects of SCP-6938 on this document, no further information may be disseminated. Addendum 6-938-A Interview Log The following meeting was conducted as part of a joint research venture into the effects of SCP-6938 by the Department of Pataphysics and the Department of Unreality. Attending the initial meeting are Dr. Placeholder McDokterit, Director of the Pataphysics Department, and Researcher Alex Thorley, Liaison for the Department of Unreality. Internal video log. Interior, Pataphysics Department. Begin log. Both parties sit opposite to one another. Researcher Thorley speaks first. Hi. Hello. Researcher Thorley pulls a series of papers from their bag. They hand them over. These are for you? Mm-hmm. Both individuals review the documents. Footage omitted. So uh... Director McDokterit stands up. Well, I have an appointment in a few minutes. Oh. Uh, okay then. Director McDokterit gestures at Thorley, who leaves. End log. Addendum 6-938-B, O5 Council meeting. Begin log. Footage omitted for security reasons. Next item on the agenda is SCP-6938, a proposal to reclassify a storm meal has been brought forth. Any objections? All overseers are silent. Right. Next on the agenda. Footage omitted for security reasons. End log. O5 Council resolution 6-938-000. Vote on the reclassification of SCP-6938 to thomule. Results. The overseers voted unanimously for reclassification. Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.