 It was old timers day today in the Bronx and first up Gidry to Johnny Damon and he squibs one down the line and the Gator makes the play. Then Gator's dropping curve balls left and right to Jason Giambi's like, dude, give me something to hit. There you go. Pokes that one over to O'Neill who makes the basket catch. Never played right field in this stadium. Looks like a natural. Here we go. Jeff Nelson to Cecil Fielder, I think. An old man, Mickey Rivers, old timers day favorite. Hobbles back like Charlie Montoya makes the play and then he leads off the inning. Cause of course he does and takes Coney Towe in the slab. John Flaherty, Irish baseball hall of famer. He ropes him so Moe has to come in just to face O'Neill. Throws him a cutter, jams him up. Moe not only makes the play, he turns too cause of course he does. O'Neill's like, ah, come on. Moe, I told you fast balls. Moe's like, ah, I don't know how to throw a fast ball. I never have it just cuts. I'm so sorry. Check out Bernie William. Complete loss of fundamentals there throwing the ball and come on Bernie, too much guitar. Moe gets to live his dream and play the outfield. Bernie, the fundamentals. Come on, man. Back up the middle makes the play. Too much guitar for Bernie. Luis Soho, everyone's favorite third base coach. He's going to give Mariano a shot to make a play and he makes one cause of course he does. Jason Giambi strikes out. Boomer Wells strikes out and up comes Moe to get his bat. He's pitched, he's played center field. The first pitch he sees, he shoots the gap in right center. I don't know who's playing center field, Jeff Nelson. He's like, yeah, I'll just let Moe have this. Do you guys just want to get a new ball? Luis Soho's trying to block his way. He lets him through. It's the happiest Moe's ever been his entire life, I think. Oh, look at this. Now he's pitching again and he comes set and he fires a cutter. Soho's like, holy shit, dude. I thought this was old-timers day. Time out. I'm sorry, I'm ready now. Okay. Moe's like, all right, I'll lob you one. He grounds out, take all the smiles that Mariano had in his 20 year career and combine them and it wouldn't be as much as he, as many as he had today. Old-timers day, what a blast.