 Lordy, Lordy. Give me an F! Thank you very much, I needed that. Big, big strong man, Uncle Sam needs your help again Got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in Vietnam Put down your books, pick up a gun We're gonna have a whole lot of fun And it's one, two, three What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next up is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven Open up the pearly gates Well ain't no time to wonder why We'll be all gonna die Come on Wall Street, don't be slow Man, this is war a go-go There's plenty good money to be made Sublining army with the tools of the trade Just open pray if they drop the bomb Drop it on the Viet Cong And it's one, two, three What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next up is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven Open up the pearly gates Yeah, ain't no time to wonder why We'll be all gonna die Come on Generals, let's move fast Your big chances come at last Now I can go out and get those reds Only good commies, one that's dead Know that peace can only be won When they've blown the Muller Kingdom come And it's one, two, three What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next up is Vietnam And it's five, six, seven Open up the pearly gates Yeah, ain't no time to wonder why We'll be all gonna die Come on, mothers throughout the land Pack your boys off to Vietnam Come on, fathers, don't hesitate Send your daughters off before it's too late Be the first one on your block Have your kids come home in a box And it's one, two, three And it's better to go home