 Haha, shut up. Hello and welcome back to Who News. This just in. That's right, Angela. David Tennant is set to return to Doctor Who after many, many, many weeks away from the role. I can't speak for everyone. You can speak for me anytime. Shut up, but I am both shocked and in no way surprised. That is an illogical thing to say. Didn't ask for your opinion, Tom. Understood. In other news, Russell T. Davies had right a boy for Doctor Who has gone missing. He was last seen two days ago in a parking lot in Cardiff, screaming to the high heavens, Oh, dear God, why did I decide to come back? I hate the BBC with a burning passion. Oh, if I disappeared in two days, you know why? And who to blame? The reason for Mr. T. Davies' disappearance is currently unknown, but the BBC have released a statement that reads, That bitch got what's coming to him. Don't bother looking for the body, especially at television centre. That's quite the yikes, Angela. I would have said zoinks myself. I'm just reading the teleprompter. Now you're staring at the unpaid intern's arse, you disgusting prick. Damn, you got me there. Now an update on the resurgence of Dalek Mania. It's done. People on Twitter, Fuck off, wanted to go back to a simpler time at where Daleks were the height of pop culture, only to be distracted of course by a white man being a white man. What's wrong with being a white man? Read a history book, Todd. Speaking of history, a new missing episode has been located in the home of disgruntled classic Who fan, Ian Lewis. He was arrested this morning for having his favourite doctor be Peter Davison, and all his possessions were taken in for questioning. Where's the celery, you piece of shit? Where's the fucking celery? I hope you'll join me in saying that the police have nailed it again. Oh, those boys in blue have never gotten anything wrong ever. Eat my arse, Todd. But it's Tuesday. Whilst I, Jackie Tyler this bitch, why don't we go over to the weather with Jonathan Waffeth in mint? Jonathan? Well, if shooty can do it, why can't I? Hi, welcome to the weather. And yes, I'm also confused why they have a section for weather in this Doctor Who news programme. Let's just make shit up. An army of Daleks are breezing in from Mars, and a gaggle of Seleurians are rising up from the south. No doubt to make a point about recycling or learning to share, or, you know, the usual shit. Sorry to interrupt, but we have breaking news. Houtuber and general waste of space Jack Reeves has been found dead at Disneyland Clon. And naturally, the entire world, Nate, the entire universe, are celebrating this momentous occasion. Chance of, finally is gone! And Doctor Who Road was never even good. It's currently unknown who murdered Jack Reeves, but all we know is, his wife. Or should I say widow, is chuffed. And I can think of nowhere better to end today's show, especially because I currently have internal bleeding. It's good night for me. And good morning for me. It's 6am for the box office.