 here he is mr. Clean himself my co-host uh welcome to red pill man cave and i'm your host james p madonna here's my co-host mr. clean himself the original mr. wait i don't know what's wrong with this thing i could barely fucking hear you again better check your your phones um if you're using a phone you check the microphone volume the mic or hold on you know i did that's what i did what the fuck i hear you loud and clear you're having a problem hearing me hold on it's weird this fucking sucks it's really strange this fucking service blows big dick i think hold on all right let me know if it's more wait all right talk now hello mr. clean wait a minute hello mr. clean this is horseshit let me try something because you're clear hold on let me let me let me just i'll get right back to you hold on got you yeah he's um he's living in florida now florida so it doesn't surprise me i wonder if he wonder if he has an iphone because iphone's are a huge problem with uh live streaming anyway red pill man cave this is your place to vent gentlemen um we give uh advice tips banter and fun for just just for men alpha men hopefully all right how about now i don't care i don't get it how how like do you hear me at all let me see something let me see if i can put my fucking headphones on let me get my headphones hold on you have the wi-fi i don't know it could be just the fucking yeah use the earbuds or the headphones with the mic all right plug it in how about how about now this media player is fucked up you're there yeah you hear me can you hear me yeah you hear me use live caption for calls caption what other persons will say what kind of horseshit is that what the hell now you just plug it into the oh it's a wire oh it's a wire it's a bluetooth what the fuck oh it's a bluetooth hold on well you you're obviously connected because you're very clear i mean your video is perfect your your audio is perfect but all right gotta connect it can you hear me loud and clear loud and clear what about me you don't hear me i can't believe this i put the words on i can read the words when you're talking yeah you gotta get you gotta take the caption you gotta get rid of the captions what kind of bullshit is that yeah wait i i'm trying to do that but where the fuck let me go to settings hold on go to settings audio the fall yeah you see i got it on no you can't have it's good you can't have the captions and oh wait a minute hold on hold on uh you there yeah uh yes no it's still in there you still got the captions oh here we go i got it i can hear you what what the fuck's going on with your phone i don't know i have no i have no idea dude i got it i i can hear you now i got you through the headphones i had to go to the settings yeah where the fuck are you i can't even see you now where the fuck you go wait a minute hold on what happened what did they force you to use captions when you use the no i don't know i could barely hear you on my fucking phone maybe my fucking speaker needs to be clean on my phone i don't know how about your how about yeah how about now with your bluetooth uh headphones oh yeah i can hear you loud and clear now oh yeah because i have the bluetooth on some yeah sometimes i i've been i've been having issues with my uh wireless bluetooth i'll show you what i got okay oh oh nice you know a plug it recharges the plugs in yeah i got i got these right here i'll show you okay oh yeah those are good ones these are the buds all right and oh yeah yeah and they sent me and they sent me uh spare um what do you call cushions you know in case these wear out yeah and then put it back in at a company called billboard you put it back in and then you could you know recharge it i got the the usb right here plugged into the computer oh and okay and this uh see if i can make it light up yeah i i got um what do you call it um i got the sound beats i bought them in fucking in home depot i bought the cheap ones but they work pretty good they weren't that cheap they weren't that cheap i think they were like 60 bucks you know where i got these uh you know where i got i got these bluetooth earbuds in the same place i got my bluetooth wireless stereo speaker i got i got a harman's discounts remember harman's oh yeah okay well they went out of business because they were owned by bedbath and beyond and bedbath and beyond they they went belly up so they they closed the harman's i feel oh yeah my mother told me my mother was pissed yeah me too i like harman's i like i know she told me that and she said that yeah they banged up and you know you mentioned billboard company to people they they never heard of it but guess what the speaker works fantastic the quality of the sound um oh you got oh you got something similar to mine yeah but these are like they're okay wait hold on let me take them out they're all right but they're like i'm see it's these right you gotta keep all that oh they're okay wait hold on you got you gotta make sure you gotta plug it in you gotta make sure oh shit it just hooked up when i took it out you're fucking hearing it wait hold on i hear you just hooked up they hooked up to my phone you gotta make sure you gotta make sure you recharge it you know fucking fucking okay there we go okay now i can hear you you're there yes okay nice let me shut the other ones off these are too fucking big actually to be honest with you i i hear you better with those with those oh you do yeah these are fucking cheap can you believe the big ones were like a hundred fucking dollars it's it's very echoey don't don't put away the other one so fat wait those were a hundred bucks all right turn turn down your volume okay hold on yeah yeah yeah that's it keep keep those in but turn your volume all right try it now am i okay now turn it down more good yeah oh you know what you know why you hear the echoing it's probably because of my apartment because i don't have no pictures and shit and echoes in here oh you you have you don't have clutter that's a good thing yeah oh yeah i don't have nothing just in case they raise my rent i'm fucking out of here motherfucker well you know what it's always good not to clutter for that reason in case you have to scram yep you're right you know and and then and then you don't have to worry can you imagine these people that have a ton of furniture and heavy heavy furniture and and then they got a hire a moving man every time they move and well yeah because what when i was in when i was in jersey i didn't really i didn't really fucking have anything bro i didn't have i didn't have fucking shit well you're like me you're like me and uh and the commodore you're a minimalist i don't i don't like i don't like clutter uh you know uh according to ancient feng shui in china clutter is bad luck is it really oh shit not good to have clutter but when you lived in when you lived in new jersey you had a clutter of plants oh my god you don't you don't even know half it i don't even want to buy one fucking plant i have so much fucking clutter you know get it get like um get a um see if they have a go to home for your office go to home depot and you know and see if you can find the barrel cactus and uh and uh the oh yeah they have it the christmas tree uh christmas carol alo you know just yeah um a couple things hey mcfundrave there he is the one and only mcfundrave oh you're muted yeah you're muted you're mooted you're moot oh you gotta do is unmute oh yeah i forgot to sound the charge let me let me get him on hello hello hello mcfundrave yeah i can hear you it's always you gotta go now hey hey knock on wood it worked the first time and they're off hey i'm mike mr clean i know mike mike is in mcfundrave and uh it's a mr clean and uh now we're waiting for the commodore and and geordie from scotland unless he is uh totally plastered and forgot it's so plastered and forgot i'm currently uh i'm currently watering a plant well i speak to you gentlemen hey what happened you took you took a shower your hair's all fluffy and and full and oh shit not you not mr clean hold on he said he's fluffy no you're not fluffy he saw that you're shiny mr clean yeah mcfundrave it's called the next day hold me while i talk to you i took a shower yesterday and i brushed my hair to come on the show oh hey listen you gotta you gotta turn up your microphone volume mick your your voices how's that good good all right good i'm upstairs jamming music after record store day and i'm licking my wounds after once again fattening frogs for snakes by paying for some broads dinner okay listen hold on before you before you get to that yeah uh raise your microphone volume more but look you have the same earbuds that mr clean has in his ears i got my mic all the way up oh okay but look look at your earbuds look at his it's the same he's got the sound he's got the sound baits i got the two uh the uh second generation the the wireless the bluetooth earbuds yes yeah look at that they're the same thing they're they're the ones that are l shaped right l shaped yes for listening l for listening can you hear me okay yeah yeah but what can you do you gotta crank up you know you can't do anything more i'm here i hear you go out and come back again because i never had this problem before yes slow yeah do that all right i'll be back yeah oh i lost both of them appreciate this part robinson's funny i don't know what happened to claim how was this perfect yeah it was the old snafu the first time what the hell did the mr clean do he's always fiddling fiddling around for nagling around look at them three shady characters yeah yeah i couldn't pick a better format for a show for three shady character there's another shady character come into commodore the uh competitive athlete commodore jeff sam bell should should be on any um any minute now he uh what he does is uh before he gets into the office um because he's a workaholic uh he goes to a turkish a local turkish restaurant and has like lunch there and uh i mean i love the flavor of like middle eastern food and turkish food i think it's you know like like what indian food it's like very aromatic and very tasty so you know i thought you were gonna say he went he goes to a turkish bath house or something turkish bath house when i was a kid there was a candy called abominos turkish taffy and i i don't know i don't think it was turkish because i don't think taffy i don't think they i don't think uh taffy's their big their thing is more like havala that oh i love i love havala yeah that's oh my god pistachio havala any kind of chocolate chocolate they have a vanilla and chocolate marbled yeah i've marbled with heavy chocolate is my favorite one yeah they got all chocolate they got the marbled one they got oh it's like but you know what it's uh a jordanian guy told me it's not it's not treated as a candy it's treated more like a like a healthy snack because you know it's made with sesame tahini you know i love the sesame always have oh yeah and it's so it but it's addictive like if you have a pound in front of you and you put one piece in your mouth you you just want to eat it all yeah that like those honey cinnamon sesame things i can just hum hum hum hum yeah it's testimony there's no there's no cinnamon in it but uh toasted sesame yeah not cinnamon i'm sorry just honey i i apologize yeah i mean i used to get the one you like um while i used to get the some chocolate some marbled chocolate vanilla and mostly the pistachio i liked i love pistachio there's a place that used to have pistachio ice cream called carbell's it was soft serve it was delicious soft serve pistachio i don't think we have carbell too but i don't think i don't think as a company they're really doing well because they didn't last in chicago area when i was a kid in the suburbs that we were all kind of bummed when it went out of business i mean they yeah they um they were really like dairy queen they were really cranking in the summertime you know dairy queen is healthier but cheaper because it's iced milk it's not ice cream really yes oh carbell is a hard is a hard well now it is but they had a soft serve when i was a kid it was probably a different company i don't know yeah he's back and he's back well mr clean remembers carbell and and we were just talking about ice cream places like dairy queen and carbell but carbell they disappeared a lot of them disappeared they used to i don't know how to i had to restart my phone bro i don't know what's up on my internet it sucks yeah you got a lower you got you got a lower your volume you're like you're like a guy talking at the ballpark you know everyone be seated for the national anthem please and then stand when it starts stand because james will play the kazoo uh uh uh of the national anthem hey here we go hey james are you a democrat i'm i'm farther to the left of democrat i'm a socialist mr clean nice i like i like the socialized i'm a socialist mr clean mr clean dr clean dr clean so oh speaking of mr clean he's got two gymnasiums in war in short walking distance of where you look at the border i got um what do you call it i got two pools nice and um two yeah two gyms and the one gym is really big that's cool yeah you you could start uh like i tell you if i put you on that six-day split routine you're gonna get big you're gonna be like jesse ventura you're gonna start flexing in front in front of the camera i was watching i was watching the boxing on my son last night and oh my god it was it wasn't it was like um two middle like three middle weight fights and one lightweight fight the one lightweight guy hit the guy and he gave him a body shot right to the ribs and he fucking went down yeah body shots can have taken a few fighters out well they take yeah but pick the window yeah but if they're if they're actually light weights yeah then they're gonna go down heavy weights usually don't go down from the body they go down from the head i've seen little weights i've seen i've seen a heavy weight go down from a body shot once well okay what do you marciano because he was in fall used to used to crouch and and and hit from the the side low and to the side he used to used to really pound the torso the rib cage i think and then and then until the person you know started hunching over and then then that's where he went for the head but yeah this dude this dude went yeah this dude went down on his fucking knees and tells stop the fight yeah a shorter guy has to keep following it has to stay close to the tall boxer because if not the tall boxer has to reach and he'll just keep jabbing from yeah but the the short boxer won this fight because he was staying underneath him that's how he got him in the ribs that's when that when he came he he hit him twice with both hands and then he ducked down and then he hit him right in the ribs i was like oh shit yeah i watched some mma fighting last night on showtime and ultimately it always gets i don't like the wrestling that much i want knockouts i don't want wrestling it gets boring and i don't you mean when they when they grapple and they go get down on the mat yeah and they look like they're having some gay sex or something weird you're not really and you're like hey get the fuck up now that's called the guard when they wrap their thighs around the other person they uh there's certain there's certain submission holes that they can they can use with the guard i prefer that ultimate fighting with no wrestling it's they have that different league i forget the name of it they call it one and they they don't do any of that they just knock the fuckers out and that's what i want to so you mean like kickboxing is what you talked about similar yeah yeah a lot of leg a lot of there's a guy nicknamed the leg you know so yes and they never end up on the mat looking too weird for me uh mr clean please you are super super loud see if you can lower your mic volume please i did it's all the way down check that speaking voice there then check oh wait how about this is that good no lower it is that good now it's still you're still too loud lower bring it down i don't know it's crazy we're in a band i think it's down i like the whole apartment building you can probably hear mr clean yeah it's like super so you have the you have the opposite uh problem that that mic has mic mic mic needs volume and you and you have too much volume it's an imperfect world we live in yeah it's probably zucker birds full of the big big news motherfucker you like that caricature which one i put it on on uh fuck you facebook oh i gotta look at that i haven't seen it yet i found the new caricature hold on i'm gonna go is that better no i don't understand you know what you're probably right about the echoing in your apartment you're probably right um echo echo yeah like the sound acoustically like the sound is bouncing off the walls well if you can't if you can lower it just lower it let's see see what happens like bring it down because i know the mic the mics are probably very sensitive on those so jeez i'm on facebook now trying to see that image i don't know if they paid their monthly bill they take so long to load uh let's say oh yes i yeah that's a great picture of fucker bird say yeah it is i wanted i wanted to emphasize his nose say something mr clean thought it goes oh that's good you're good now yeah i had to take it off the speaker so good in the neighborhood oh you had you had oh you had the speaker on and and the bluetooth at the same time no i had to go to the settings ahead the ahead the speaker you know what i mean like i had i had to take off the headphones i don't know why these headphones are like that because last time i was talking to my mother on these headphones it was the same thing when i was talking in them they actually had they actually had an echo in them you have a do you have an android phone like mine or you have an eye here i got an android good but i can even go on my tablet too i got a tablet here i can even go on that yeah yeah you can you can do it you got you got a what kind of tablet you got a samsung a samsung yeah good yeah i uh i know somebody got a samsung tablet very happy with it yeah it's really it's it's the samsung tablet a it's the a i think um you can't go wrong with south korean electronics and japanese electronics really you can't go wrong i just said order a new amp for my home stereo the things got a loud buzz and i play the music what's that oh yeah yeah and i had to play the music louder to go drown out the loud buzz of the old amp it's old so we'll see what happens when i get the new one i can't get over how great the the what the bluetooth wireless speakers are the quality like when you're playing music it's like it's like i think the first the first small speaker that i remember being advertised was the bows the company bows vose yeah yeah those are pretty good yeah we're the first to advertise you know where it was small high tech and i had that surround sound and but now all these bluetooth speakers are like better than the giant monstrosity stereos that they used to sell yeah back in the 70s um somehow some of those speakers are still good though i have a lot of the old ones and they still rock you know what kind of speakers my brother has he has retro he has the retro with the tubes they get hot wow the ones where you gotta let it you gotta wait for it to warm up and and and the tubes they you know you gotta like crank the air conditioning up or because you know the tubes get hot and but it's like a it's an old time retro but i don't even think he uses it you might think he might have sold it yeah mine aren't that old yeah it's like you know yeah that's too old-fashioned for me you know i have these double coned ones and they they started disintegrating i had a customer that was a friend of mine and he rebuilt them they're like tremendous speakers now he rebuilt all my speakers are great yeah so i just hope this new amp i bought is compatible with my old system i bought a kenwood i have a kenwood not that it's not but i wanted to keep it the same and uh we'll see it's supposed to arrive tomorrow at work hopefully that woman i work with won't get upset that uh you know that i don't uh that i get stuff shipped this woman's got her panties in a bunch every time something comes probably because it's not for her i guess i don't know yeah but most likely i think mr clean switching to his tablet if i had to guess he seemed to want to maybe maybe he doesn't he just want to hold the phone over he should prop it up were you on the tablet now no what i did was i hit the back button on my phone and disconnected by electronics technology oh my tablet my tablet's not charged it's only got like 30 percent i was going to use it plug it in plug it in i did well yeah i don't really have a stand for it i got to get a freaking case for this freaking thing look yeah you better in case it falls out of your hands i know that's a tablet it looks like a phone like some like somebody's chicks have these gigantic smartphones well this one's i have another one i got this one oh okay got you yeah that i got a bigger one but this one was this one was a cheap one that i bought that freaking this one's the amazon fire one i bought this at freaking target it doesn't it doesn't they don't sell tripods for the tablet you know yeah they probably do i got a order one actually yeah i just i just i just i just paid off the tablet from verizon it's mine i just paid it well go to what staples they they sell they sell a lot of computer accessories yeah i should i'm gonna get one i gotta get a cover for it because i don't want it to fall yeah you can prop prop up the tablet outside like if you're barbecuing or you know anywhere you want you know because you don't want to have to hold a damn thing hey um i was wondering if you guys wanted me if i could talk about record store day yesterday at all yes yesterday record store day used to be great i'm more into cds now because i already have 10 000 vinyls wow and i have 15 000 cds because i'm kind of crazy so anyway they have less and less cds and more vinyls so i had it was exciting i went to one record store a half hour before it opened supposedly well there was already a huge line of people so i only got two of the four items i was looking for and they're charging a lot for the vinyl now finally used to be 10 bucks now it's like 34 45 for a double so i got two there and then i took a chance and went to another record store without calling and they had the cd i wanted the two i bought uh yeah the first time was motorhead the lost tape volume four from 1984 that's a very good lineup there four-piece peep dill from saxon was on drums at that time and he had uh phil cambell and werzel and that's one and i got ted new jit lots new from the vaults it was some uh free-for-all outtakes that was kind of interesting and then i went to rolling stone i got this cd by the late eric car the one of the drummers of kiss i felt bad he had died of brain cancer it was really tragic and he uh they there's some album made by him and one of the former guitarist bruce bruce kulick and i don't know if bruce pieced it together but it's supposed to be like a tributary car so that's nice to have and then i went to another store so i went to displays where i live then i drove to norwich which is you know about 20 minutes away or more depending on the traffic then i went from norwich to elmhurst and the gps took me the wrong place i called that place and they had the do live 1983 double album and i got there and they had one left so it was kind of fun it was exciting it reminded me when i was a kid when i was a kid i would record stores like a gold mine to me and i'd find a new one now they're all gone so you know it's great that record store they still exist because it gets people excited about music i just wish they had more choices i'd rather have some of this vinyl on cd because you can take it places you know we had a company called sam buddings sam yeah that was a chain and we had them here oh yeah yeah they went out of business too i'm sorry they went out of business sam goodies i remember that crazy eddie crazy yeah oh shoot our prices are insane crazy eddie and sorry i think he went to prison yeah they are insane his prices did go insane mr clean feel free to swear on the show by the way don't censor yourself at all you were allowed to if you could be anything you want now um um it was like i'm gonna say you know our days was a success i haven't bought vinyl in a while and i bought three vinyls and i had fun doing it it was exciting and then i had that date we're gonna talk about later afterwards yes sir so record store day is something everyone should get into you go online they got a list of the releases you could find something you like and go and get it and have fun doing it it's a great great thing i love my store day i just oh now james went off the air technically oh shoot i think it happens to all of us well here we have to do a soft shoe and entertain while james out here don't no i hit i hit the wrong yeah i hit the wrong buttons i'm sorry i hit the wrong but i meant to hit solo i just want to say before we talk about females i just want to say what men have to go what men put themselves through just to get some bearded clam to get some bearded clam incredible what men have to put themselves the clam which the clam which the hoops we jump through they get smaller and tinier unless we're awarding that's right let's see i got somebody in private chat oh no that's mr clain yeah it's supposed to be better um you know as you get older dating was supposed to be easier that's not true at all no i i thought i thought life was supposed to like sit back down sit back down it's worse it's more pressure more stress well because the older and smarter you get the more reality you you learn about and the more reality you see and and and realize that we've been lied to since we were children exactly and the whole yeah yeah we couldn't wait to be adults more children now god can't we go back and the whole system is a lie was is a lie all the bullshit my relatives told me my uncles you know oh they're they're kakamemi advice they used to give me and uh then you learn hey when i was a kid i couldn't wait to start shaving because it will make me feel like i'm like i'm like a million grown up now it's it's a pain in the ass i i shave once a week i try not to shave that much yeah i'm not gonna i'm like well they say they say women like that spruffy macho look anyway you know right now you're clean you have your fan on in the background it looks it's a good effect it looks like you have like a a beanie on with the spinning oh yeah and it's spinning right yeah looks like a beanie you're right you're right that's what i was doing i was leaving it by my head like right there what happened to the the beanie it seems to have gotten out of style yeah beanie's uh the diggy yeah they did go out of style yeah you know we when i was a kid we had the dunce cap when i was in grammar school oh no not even when you when you are james when you hit the chat right can you see that like if i go on the bottom i say something that you could see it on the screen no you gotta go um in order to put something in the show's chat you gotta go to the youtube channel oh oh so i'm chatting with people on youtube if i hit that no just us you know you're chatting no if you go to the youtube channel he's chatting with us but he's chatting to whoever's watching the show yeah everybody there's some dude he said he said look at them three shady characters right that's funny all right he's doing it he's doing it from i know him he's cool he he's doing it from the youtube channel but when you when you go to youtube channel and you're on the show you gotta mute the audio otherwise you we're gonna hear double talk like like you know like you're in a in a in a cave last night when we were on dude somebody tried to call me wait some dude some dude tried to call me when we were on they were calling me on what's up apple like who the freak is this i picked up my daughter was you james and i'm like what the hell there's this freaking i don't know some spanish dude i think i he just picked up like and i was like and i seen his fat head and i'm like what the hell who the hell is this and i hung up on him i get the same thing why do so many people dial the wrong number are they like they do that they do it on purpose they do it on purpose just to bust your chops or to try to get it get you going on a shell game oh well i was gonna have this offer for someone else but it's a really good deal or or they're part of the scam they either have no life or they're part of the scam like speaking of scamming uh we ready to talk about females i just i just want to mention that personally i never hang out in front of my apartment building i either have some place to go when i leave the building either i i have to have some place to go or i stay in the apartment why because people that hang out in the front they're called porch monkeys yet like in other words you know you got it you got to i know what you mean by that it doesn't look cool when you when you walk out of the house or the condo or department and you don't go any and you and you just hang out in the front it's like it's like low class it's like it's like no it's also a racist comment too porch it is a racist comment i know which comment but if you go in the backyard it's different because you know you got the barbecue going in yes i understand you're you're more coos in the backyard you're less coos hanging out in front i just want to i want to listen i want to pipe in the board to come at all all right i get mr clean's haircut the battle of the bald man against the two here was a bald intestines i was just telling um you like my new hat yeah me mr. Gillette takes care of mine mr. Gillette the gelato Gillette okay reform jazz can it uh kazoo before before um uh mick von raven tells his dating story i just i was just telling the folks what men go through for the bearded clam incredible right right yep the clam which is what i call it the clam which oh if i'm gonna there's a lot of clams in your neighborhood hey mickey what were you dressed you dressed up for no place to go or you're going to choice yeah it's gonna he's going to church tonight he's gonna be singing you're going to church he's gonna sing oh mickey's gonna sing oh he's a canter he became a canter for ah mickey you're gonna sing what the scene is oh yeah oh yes the choir do you want to stand by dad you can go show preach it to the choir we'll break your leg or whatever you say to someone singing okay okay now now mick is going to tell his his most recent um escapades and uh my dating ingenue for the evening last night uh there's a song by uh the late sonny boy williamsim 2 rice miller it's called frogs and snakes and it says i'm tired of fattening frogs for snakes and i am i'm tired of fattening frogs for snakes uh woman uh she would not talk on the phone she set up a meeting place and i got you know i she had i was messaging her on the dating site we never spoke on the phone i thought well you know nothing ventured nothing gained so i drove 22 miles from my home and i got to the place i said i'm here did you make a reservation she wrote back no that's your job and i thought well boy if it's my if it's my choice of restaurant uh and i invited you yes i would have a reservation so i quickly made a reservation i got inside she came about 15 minutes late we talked she was highly complimentary oh you have a wonderful uh your face has a wonderful shape to it oh you're much handsomer in person oh your voice your mask is your face you're so wonderful and uh she was um mentioned she had put on a covid 20 and she wanted to take it off so she was uh you know not a twig i don't need to date twigs i'm not interested in well at least she didn't tell you that you had the perfect face for radio yes exactly not yet that hasn't happened just yet so then uh we talked then she told me about her loveless marriage and she wouldn't have two kids in a loveless marriage i'm not sure why you do that but okay um yeah i guess that's the thing to do just like what she got married at 20 i guess that was the thing to do when you come to the us come married and then have her ex-husband was a phd but at uh she said he might be autistic i knew more about him than i knew about her um which he's autistic and he got a phd what's that he's autistic and he got a phd that's incredible she thinks he's part autistic because he can't interact socially like i said right but if you're autistic you have excellent focus on your goals i i well she met socially like he didn't know how to interact with his own child right as your question is is asperger syndrome a form of autism yes is it related okay and it's excellent it's excellent if you want to achieve goals but you but you don't have much of a social life but you can do anything you want because you're so focused so she told me all this so like i said i have more info on this guy than her and i'm not interested in guys him or any other and so then she talked about her daughter she has two daughters and then she she had the balls to ask me how much money i made i had to say ladies first feel free to tell me what you make and i'll tell you what i make and all my years of dating i've never compared salaries with any woman i've ever dated that's crazy yeah she said she wanted to see how much i made without a college degree you know well hey lady suck my dick i'll tell y'all how much i make no problem here you go yeah which you know i'm not i'm not misogynistic i'm being just saying that but that's crazy as soon as she gets all your money she won't be a she won't be interested in you well she she bless you she's got a cpa she's a cpa so she's freaking in tall cash she was oh my god yeah and i and then the bill came and she had alligator arms she didn't even say i could leave the tip or anything she ordered first without asking me she ordered calamari well but i prefer myself but she didn't ask she just ordered and uh then we had some miniature sliders which i had two she had one should have gave her a slider well you know if the match was right there would have been some sliding cack but there wasn't and uh we went to the car and i gave her a hug and then the next day she sent me that bizarre message james did i send you that message no i didn't she said something about we don't have the energetic relationship good luck to you some bizarre maybe she's just start bouncing on your cock because that's more energetic if she you know yeah with the right i'm right looking for the right woman not a nut and she seems a bit of a nut talking about her ex-husband so much oh my god for real she might call out his name i'm fukinger you don't know you know energetic oh then she should go what are you saying lady yeah then she should go she should actually go back with him then if she keeps talking about him well you know energetically withdraw money from your checking account all the time yeah but she she was talking about him disparagingly but nonetheless still talking about him a lot which means you probably talk about you to other people disparagingly maybe maybe yeah we'll never know is she white i'm sorry what was it mr cling oh he's got a frozen but yeah that was uh i i've had all these false starts i've been single for almost two years i keep trying and trying and you know the last one was all offended when i i mentioned some of her ailments she told me about and called me she said you're acting like an asshole and i said hey you just call me an asshole oh no no i said you were acting like an asshole oh that's much better thank you hmm yeah so it's been no bueno no good man yeah stay away from her yeah she's gone she she unfriended me or whatever or not she dropped me after that argument she ended up apologizing saying she went off on me because she had a bad day you know that old bullshit hi i'm going to treat you like dirt because i'm angry oh thank you give it may have more please well yeah when when when mick told me before he met her when he told me about her i saw the big red flag immediately and he knew mick mick knew it was red flags like like the girl didn't want to talk to him on a phone she wanted to meet him right away at this bar and grill like no at five o'clock at five which is the dinner time yeah so oh hence i'll get her arms there too right exactly so so it's like before he was able to get acquainted with her she wanted to meet right away at dinner time at a restaurant so i knew what was coming but he figured eh let me go and give it a shot a for effort effort results a for effort yeah so i meet me in cometer a joke all the time about gold diggers and uh and the tricks that the modern woman plays nowadays you know yeah how about did you ever have a woman go on vacation without you when you were married to her oh shit no i never had that happen well it happened to me twice same woman yelp so no different wives no is she the girl that you were the girl that you were going was she spanish or was she white who me yeah white girls i was dating an african for a while i now i call her an african well african that's a good one this girl was uh she's uh was she serbian Croatian what the hell was she again the girl i was seeing last night was from former Yugoslavia well that's Serbia former you they're very pretty they're very pretty over there though i'm pretty much what she uh was a little too too large in real life she has fat arms maximized booty and big old arms not that i'm perfect if she was a little bit smaller and a little bit nicer maybe we'd have a second date big arms is looks weird i mean most women they gain it in the hips and the and the ass but yeah big arms uh she she has to cut the carbs out and the sugar yeah yeah she's eating off of everybody else's wallet yeah and she's a cpa and she's going on vacation she goes to hawaii with her daughters and stuff and oh my gosh they didn't even offer to pay the tip not even the tip i told her i'll put in just the tip give me the tip and but she invited him to the restaurant you see the person who invites usually pays you know but probably yeah that's going to be a second date that's why i paid like a like a plumbing she says it's your job uh to to to arrange yeah here's your job sit on my top for an hour yeah so she invites him and then i had a girl that invited me asked me if i wanted to go to the movie with her and and she she didn't put her hands into her purse at all i ended up paying for the damn movie that's the last time i i dealt with her you know i mean she's a would you like um it's it's like like if you're in a restaurant one time when i was in margarita island venezuela a long time ago the waiter says would you like some special bread that the indians used to bake i go would you yeah i'll try it charge me for it fucking lord jesus he was up selling sales yeah sales i says i says in the united states they don't charge customers for right they bring the they bring the basket of hot bread right to your table and then if you want more they bring you more that's fucking crazy because they saw the gringo uh you know i mean i was with my ex at that time was columbian but she was american american columbian so you know they can tell by the way that you know they pronounce the spanish words that they're from yeah but uh yeah one time there was um it was like an outdoor dining area but it had like a pavilion a tarp over at the top yeah so the menu menu there was the menu was in spanish and she um she could understand it but she says for me because she asked the waiter do you have a menu in english for for uh my boyfriend over here so he brings the menu in english and lo and behold the prices were higher on the english menu of course they were first i hate for their interpretations so he said she says i hope you're uh you're gonna be using the prices on the spanish menu she told her told him this finish and he got a little nervous he yeah okay okay dude you gotta watch out for the gringo you gotta watch out for you gotta watch them in spanish spanish where the spanish will use you they'll use you and abuse you could end up using your black white if you go to uh if you go like outside of the immediate tourist area like in cancun they they try to sell you shit on the on a stick for god's sake let's just try they're constantly bothering you well when i was in europe i bought sauce is in germany i don't know if they overcharge me i didn't know the you know the currency that well and i think i got ripped off a couple times hmm well what i what what they have now is like like bank of america i'm sure the other banks have it they have a um a travel visa like instead of getting like american express travel checks that you get yes travel visa card and what they do is they don't charge you any fee for conversion like whatever you buy with the with the visa it it automatically converts it into us currency at the going rate at at the going rate for that moment oh wow okay and there's no fee wow before that you had a you had to go to the hotel a lot you know the hotel front desk and and exchange the dollars for their money and then they would charge your fee they would charge you for that the hotel but uh but now it's good because what happens is if you're dealing with them especially in a latin american country they'll finagle the the currency exchange you'll like they'll change it so they could pocket some money yes of course yeah yeah but now you know um but i don't know if i should be discouraged or just keep trying i mean it's it's not easy trying to find a companion a lot of people a lot of men stopped looking but you know what you remember the old saying a watch pot does not boil well another saying throw enough shit against the wall something will stick yeah well you never know you know just because you're you're in a a place for single people that doesn't mean you're going to meet somebody in a place for single people because you might meet somebody at a bakery or supermarket or you know getting a hot italian roast beef sandwich or you know what i mean like uh cats is deli cats is deli i've met people outside of singles nightclubs and dance clubs and well i'm trying to go with that like maybe when i least expect it i'll meet somebody nice i don't know yeah like like the thing with the with dating apps online is that most of them are damaged goods they have they have a lot of their baggage they have ex-husbands kids yeah they just they have but they have great opportunities to pay for university tuition for other people's kids yeah they want you to to replace the father of the children instead of them going after the old man he's the father of the children not the boyfriend exactly exactly no problem yo what time what time you with it right mikey mikey all these ladies want you to pay for your tuition what time do you live it oh oh okay nice whoa it can be so yeah the dating scene is is financially not good i pay and i pay again and i get no pussy it sounds like the frim wheels man frim wheels filter you know what you're gonna laugh but it ends up being cheaper for you to go to an asian massage parlor yeah yeah yeah get a happy you $60 you handsome you know $60 you know handsome oh you you they give you the happy you have money you have a $60 you have $60 oh you are very handsome what you have no money oh not so handsome anymore hey you bend over for me and i give you a show look at me i'm a hummingbird oh yeah have that been to a masseuse to get a happy ending just yet i know a place 49 cents you have penny i i i i i know a place i know a place in edgewater and um i know a place in edgewater and um the bank on the show and doesn't go on the bank on the show doesn't just give you a happy ending to give you a happy beginning what yeah i mean they have sex with you they locked it they locked the door they take over right away no way wait what what do they do jump your bones yeah and then and then massage then they massage later so they're hooked please yeah me love you long time well they have a madame i mean a dragon they have yes of course of course in the kitchen the kitchen windows and the doorbell buzzer yeah are you are you police or no law enforcement you police are you police yeah i can't really do it with hookers i need actually a woman i'm gonna be with yeah unfortunately that's how i'm built i have a friend that goes to hookers i can't do it i tried once i failed terribly yeah well you know money and i didn't fuck her so that's a failure you know you know ah you were not so i had something it was an Amsterdam and i tell you i it was i learned a lot about myself that i can't have sex with hookers so in Amsterdam you said damn yeah it's legal over there in Amsterdam right yeah yeah i have always had a fetish for black women so it was a black hooker with large breasts but she had those smeared nipples they those aren't good oh yeah what what kind of nipples smeared smeared oh with the big uh the the friday i mean the orio there's really not that much of a nipple to smeared ones they're not i like the big puffy kind yeah like uh like a perdu like the meat thermometer that comes out of the roast chicken you know yeah you know something to suckle my myself on so you want something to bite on too uh you got to do that gentle then never let you do it again why yeah you can't you can't clamp down like a pit bull you know some of the mothers i fucked the mills would say oh stop it you're gonna get milk coming out again and i'm like why why not let's give it a try look is there you go nothing batched nothing gained bam i think you gotta add sugar to that milk yeah i don't know i'll give it a go i think mick uh mick is trying to find a wild woman that would uh that would invite her daughter into bed with uh the mother daughter um every man would want that don't just yeah you're gonna get your door house too don't get me in trouble with the world master clean master clean we gotta lower low please try to lower your your microphone volume and your expectations lower them just kidding yeah just lower the mic volume so mick so you live in an affluent section of chicago uh no i live in an average part of the suburbs ever okay because i thought that that's the reason why all these these ladies were gold diggers so many horrors you mean looking for a payday yeah i don't know they are not from the city they're from the suburbs too and they i don't know what their deal is they are looking for a money man it seems or they're looking for also a patsy uh someone to verbally bash they're looking for all kinds of horrible stuff so so what do you get in return for all related threats left alone abandoned like forgotten did she throw in a psychologist or a psychiatrist with that so you can relieve some of your uh newly found stress i'd need more of a happy ending and then a psychologist a psychiatrist i know yeah these ladies should come back oh there we go it's got the dunce hat on or is that what is that the court jester the court jester jester the molester jester jester the molester there was a cartoon in huster called chester the molester so yeah yeah that was that's that goes right back yeah yes all right p larry flint so so ron jeremy's having some uh psychological problems there's dementia is what he's got and they're trying to try and he's also gonna want a legal trouble right now too well that's the part of the point is they've kept him incarcerated and he's been losing his mind he needs to be institutionalized they're what they're doing is totally stupid yeah he came he's not they said he's not in his right mind and his lawyer said why is he being held all this time he should have because of the the woke feminists they're probably trying to get get even with him yeah the whole thing is weird i mean it is weird here's the talk that big doesn't have to rape anyone they probably get some um appointed judges or something yeah they just just leave him to die in peace instead of exactly put him on some nice remote island in tahiti or something with all the natives so he's not a happy man he's not doing a veni to chin giganti like when he walked around his pajamas around manhattan outside you know yeah but lisas weren't closed unlike har beats who's going shirtless in time square in new york city harby winstein no har beats har beats with the trunk trunk of a little black baton like oh him oh yeah a little black dildo right every time you belt you have to say rape or pillage so i just got a rape in there with or about plunder that's usually a drinking game you do that rape pillage pillage is the same as plunder we used to have a saying in the army rape kill pillage and burn we're gonna rape kill pillage and burn oh yeah a really nice one do you sing it on veteran's day they can't sing anymore this is the 1980s yeah i didn't think so and this is like in uh fort benning georgia where's all all men in the infantry yes yeah you couldn't say that nowadays they put in no they never transgender soldier would hit you with his purse yeah i know very sad state of affairs were in it's crazy anyway so james why the jester hat because we do a lot of justin here yes we do and in the show just positioning and such yes it looks like it looks like you got a dick in front of your hat the tassel so hey mr clean uh if you don't mind me asking you you said you had more than one ex-wife yeah i got two i had two and they were both spanish and same nationality you think i learned my lesson the first time well they're good to go back they were peruvians good with them peruvians are really money i'm sorry i didn't hear you yeah they are do you have any children yeah he's got children yeah three with one or both no with just one good job there you don't want confusion on mother's i know yeah he's got two daughters and one son right so are they all yeah yeah they're in the 20s one yeah i don't have any one's gonna get married by the end of the year yeah but i know one thing you know when you have kids and they turn 18 you're out of prison my brother's divorced so he he's waiting for one to turn 18 oh yeah they got you over uh a barrel yeah the judge and his buddies are taking turns on you the women the women uh they get special you forget about equality that the judicial system it can't be this it fucking went off it's cowtow son of a bitch what you just phones a piece of shit is it the phone or is it the the wi-fi connection what do you think never keep shut my wi-fi hotspots keeps fucking shutting off on my phone this phone's a piece of shit man are you in florida yeah wi-fi and take it all the old folks are stealing your wi-fi no what i did i have to keep it on the hotspot the white the wi-fi is not working i keep it on the hotspot oh man i like to keep it on her hotspot you're super loud mr clain you gotta you gotta really crank down the mic volume oh i just gotta i do it ready someone someone gave my phone number out and i get these texts to my phone mary are you still in la yes i am i don't have to fuck out holding my goddamn phone number but as soon as you say it's not me they go oh hi you want to be friends anyway yeah no they do that to me my big dick mary here and guess what they are guess what they all they're all they're all idiots they're all into cryptocurrency investments yeah i love when you're on like linkedin or something i'm a crypto investor if you've been interested i'm like yeah no i don't want to play with play-doh money no thanks yeah i know if you don't know what the valuation is it's gonna be tomorrow yeah no monopoly money for me no thanks monopoly money yeah how about people learn the lesson by now with all the thievery and that and the crookery and that cryptocurrency yeah it's just total scams like all these celebrities lost all their money including tom brady lost millions of dollars because they're stupid now people people are still stupid because even after these horrific stories they're still doing cryptocurrency well you know what they say if it looks like a duck acts like a duck it is a duck if it looks like a scam acts like a scam it is a scam so i have a friend that does that i've never touched crypto i never fucking will never do that yeah not on mars i don't need a different currency i'm in fucking the usa usa dollars right there's another there's another advertisement where they're selling because of all the calamities that are taking place all over the world they're selling silver and gold coins how do we know that's it's real silver and gold exactly how do we really know just give me a piece of gold bullion and then i'll i should be able to know that's what i want a gold ingot a gold bullion the electroplated uh um yeah well they're trying to pray on the old the old will say oh look i know you know and you have to go in there to stop them it's sad i want to go to the to the uh right to the subject that that the commodore is in training for a powerlifting competition in in the state of main uh um the deadlift he's in training for that and um and the venice strength games in june right five weeks that's north carolina yeah north carolina yeah potty yeah wow yeah he's doing first he's doing michael just remind me it's my my my father's 80th birthday potty in florida so we're gonna see him right after we do the strength games happy 80th yeah he's in good shape and everything so yeah my 81 unfortunately last year what happened mick i um my mother passed away 1980 excuse me in 81 i'm having a brain lapse that last year she was 81 wow sorry my sister what about you mr clean do you still got your parents mr clean do you still got your parents i don't hear him um my father why oh yeah you're you're mr clean it sounds like he's on the moon no he's got a bad phone it's too bad yeah he's got a bad connect it's a connection yeah um yeah take so things remain plain and main for you there you're planned to he pose some weights yeah do deadlift then um yeah i got a whole bunch of stuff planned for this year so excellent anyways i want i want to go to new jersey too that's one of my my main um things to do this year get back to the states far too long or is um new breed fitness still in business james because that's a good question i don't think it is you try did you try looking them up yep on facebook but it just there's no postings you think they're you think they went up i think they get screwed because of covid 19 but what about did they have a website yeah but still hey james can you hear me now yeah we can hear you yeah yeah all right they have our house powerhouse powerhouse jim that was over by felicia in college is now by the royal hibachi yeah so anyways the last posting they have james is new breed fitness is november 24th 2020 oh that's a long time ago yeah i wonder if they did go belly up because yeah it's almost three years ago because of covid i mean they they didn't have like that many members to begin with yeah but they had a steady flow of you know of of good clients it's just it's a shame yeah they could they could they could have very easily supplement the business with uh martial arts classes no he did he had stick fighting classes in there his um his his um fiance there she's she's a black belt too oh you mean they as screamers the fighting sticks yeah as screamer yeah this is fighting sticks and then the irish the irish have have a stick fighting martial art too yeah yeah oh yeah my skin is bottles you're doing it with sticks shalely oh yeah ah yes the shalely oh yeah my um my father died when he was 57 and my mother still alive my mother's 80 87 wow she's been a long time without him yeah hell yeah crazy yeah that photo you show mr clinton she lived did you live near your mom no well she's in jersey i live in florida now oh okay we're part of florida i'm in jacksonville oh that's a nice place yeah where are you in there right now i'm in um st john new brunswick canada from uh in a city boston oh shoot nice yeah i've been down i've been down here since november your newbie november yeah november of last year yeah my father he moved from west palm beach which he loved he's been he was down this is 1991 and now he's up in new port richie up in atempa and he doesn't like it up there he says there's a there's a lot of traffic now he says everybody from new york and everything moved down to that part of florida and he says it's just it's very overcrowded yeah yeah central florida is bad you got to stay away from central northern northern florida's better yeah like where i am yeah is he gonna move back comodore well he's thinking about moving to myrtle beach south carolina because my father him and my mother they like to go out for supper and he won't allow my mother to cook he wants to go out every night to a restaurant he wants to eat good food and pay to eat good food oh my god and right now he doesn't get good the good food that he had when he was in the west palm beach wow he says that's not good for his lifestyle he's been a myrtle beach a lot and he says they have good food up there and you don't have a certain traffic people people up north are moving to like clear water which is the suburb of tampa orlando is overcrowded of course oh yeah big time orlando and kasimi is like forget about it and tampa tampa is crowded too forget it he says too crowded he doesn't enjoy himself because he likes to go walking every day he still lifts weights every day and he goes swimming he doesn't have that quality of life anymore because everybody's in such a hurry now i know i mean that's nice of him you know i mean he knows his his wife cooked all their lives and now that they're retired he wants to go out to dinner take her out to dinner you know yeah you know but that's a big thing for him and he and he can't it's affecting his lifestyle because he likes to go to good restaurants yeah well he wants to get out of the house too oh oh yeah yeah you know and um it's like you know like royal hibachi buffet is one of my favorite restaurants in the whole world that's in saddlebrook new jersey on roof it's a hibachi grill yeah royal hibachi yeah i love hibachi food they have the mongolian they have the mongolian barbecue brittle uh they have the sushi they have the hard ice cream uh you can eat yeah there's also booger snorts on the ice cream because they let all the brats climb inside oh that's fatty our unsupervised kids mr clean they got these kids like they're unsupervised and the parents are sitting all these are foreign parents the immigrant parents that sit at the table and these kids just they're unrestrained they're all over the restaurant they you know they're putting their hands all over everything with the booger snorts and oh oh my god it says watch your kids like this signs all over the place uh keep keep your kids you know under control but they don't that's crazy yeah and then james he got in big trouble one time because he um used a clam shell or something to get the um the um the bullet base and the owner saw him and said what are you doing he said let's use the the big serving spoon and james says well i'm using the the the the shell and so he he got embarrassed in front of all the other customers but it's okay where else to let the kids run around and touch all the spoons and everything else yeah it's not it's not my fault it's not my it was not my fault that there was no big serving spoon there and then you know all right he's telling he's yelling at me telling me oh you have to use the serving i says well it's not my restaurant where's it the serving spoon's not here so i know right and then the bathroom they have these like to save money they have the low flow faucets and and the water doesn't get too hot you need hot water to kill the germs and it's and then yeah it's just well there's nobody gets a pass there's one faucet that's high high volume and i know which one it is and that's the one i go for but these other you know the other people because these turkish there's a lot of muslim uh customers and they they don't they don't they get a pass they don't prioritize washing their hands the right way yikes you know they're like uh like a couple seconds under the low flow were uh yeah faucet which i don't thank you i don't like i don't like anything low flow i have shower head from italy uh cyro flex it's high volume nice it's yeah and you can you can open it up and clean it it has like a filter basket inside right yeah yeah if there's any like uh mineral deposits in there and we can yeah or impurities yeah you can bang out because i know a lot of but it can't clean impure thoughts just keep that in mind we don't want to clean up our thoughts no what's the point in living without impure thoughts i'm using uh i'm using the uh my brother lord gave me and uh he always gives me an assortment of dr squatch soaps dr sasquatch whatever dr squatch brother and uh i'm um i've been using that it soaps for intimate areas yeah he also gave me the erogenous zone he gave me the deodorant he gave me the gender male genitalia deodorant that's right we've talked about this before yeah yeah but i'm not i'm not i'm not dating anybody right now so why should i use it well you might on a Saturday night you might just happen to drive down to elliptic city do a little dance and make a little love yeah do a little dance make a little love get down tonight yeah there you go kasey and kasey and the sunshine yeah do a little dance too many wasn't too bad he wasn't passing out or sunshine lsd for that crappy music orange sunshine this is your night tonight everything's all right all right are you guys gonna start singing rick springfield next come on take it easy over there chmaltz brothers it's the small brother oh man yeah i got kicked off the show for a second everything's gonna be all right is your night tonight damn all i know is all my passion it gets me through the day remember that song all night i shouldn't just be through today oh look who it is from from the tokyo region of japan good morning mesumi good morning mesumi good morning it is now it is the now a 5 28 the am uh monday in japan and that fun day monday monday is not fun day for people that work in the office no i was being just as didactic so thank you for stopping by and saying good morning mesumi this is the night tonight all right the name of all that's holy stop now gentlemen here to cherry stone clam everything's going to be down below i know i don't get some clams james you've got clams in the house uh mr clean no not yet okay woe hard and wife what do you call that zoopa uh no um fruited the mar the broth of the sea you know he's um uh he might be an arrogant bastard but he's got a really great value in buffet oh no who is that second to none and the fish he gets different types of fish every day who you talking about oh the royal hibachi buffet in your meat nice nice you're very welcome have a very welcome mesumi and there's also like a lot of like italian bakeries that uh you know that bake the semolina hot semolina bread in the morning yeah what's the place that you and i jim in the gawai used to go to a new work at four o'clock in the morning when they first opened it was in newark it was uh oh it was a turkish oh 24 hour turkish baked re in paterson yeah that was called our new jersey as well as boston no i didn't live in it i want to live in new jersey did you drop how did you you drive over from boston to no i drive from canada to go to new jersey but there's a certain someone who doesn't like the my little four-cylinder rental cars okay oh slick rick yeah so yeah i drive 15 hours each way you're a madman no because it's worth it seriously mic you're gonna mr clean you're gonna come up to new jersey i'm telling you hang out for a week with james it's unbelievable well he grew up in northern new jersey i did yeah i pleased this he he grew up with all the all the italian places beautiful i'm busy the deep dish pizza and the italian beef you know how come kenny how come kenny doesn't go live i don't know why he's he's uh kenny is um got problems yeah i hate to say it we're trying to get kenny to come up to north carolina it's competing the vented strength game you just found james you james you just found out that he had problems right now no no it's a different ken it's it's totally different ken no comparison oh this can create yeah can't oh they don't the other correct ken no ken decent totally different no ken crazy he's a guy that dances like like a yeah he's an awesome dancer in all the clubs yeah he is he is an awesome day i don't know any kens i'm all out he's a performing artist he's a daze that he's going youtube james has him on there on now on his youtube and i choose to stay that way i have i have more barbie guy all the times he went to dance clubs and he took over the dance floor i have it all on video awesome on on google i had to put it on google photos because youtube took it off took the videos off because it's copyright music you know when the dj you know screw them fucking assholes too bad googlebot youtube here's your copy right right here they're making their money who went to hell don't they care those idiots i mean don't they realize the dj's are advertising the music and they incurred they would encourage people to exactly why and now the worst on youtube is they have those forced commercials you can't even skip you can't you know you gotta pay for it though and then you can skip it fuck that noise yeah it's only it's only eleven dollars eleven dollars a month you know what else they do they have bait and switch articles like you you you're on the browser and you want to read an article and you're reading a great article all of a sudden the article fades away into nothing you know maybe a couple paragraphs they want they want you to subscribe to the publication fuck that i am i'm gonna take that 11 bucks and get a big cheesy beef with hot jarnere and exactly i'm not gonna give it to you a hot italian roast beef sandwich sure yeah tallium beef that's what we call it here it's an italian beef and it's worth all 12 11 12 now get it on some garlic bread tell youtube to go fuck themselves i mean i gotta i gotta go back up to new jersey and get my taylor ham egg and cheese on a plain bagel tell him egg and cheese on that you know i used to get taylor ham egg and cheese on an egg bagel yeah egg bagel yes yellow i'd like to get an asiago cheese bagel would be good for me i like asiago cheese yeah bagels are really good yeah me uh me and uh comradar uh went to uh an old family old family owned establishment where the the the owner was telling us about how he he he had a push a pen through somebody's here because they owed him money yeah it sounds real nice right to his ear a ballpoint pen boom wow that'll really fuck your brain up and stuff well through to me through yeah like like uh like uh uh what was it casino uh joe peshy uh yeah put a put a pen through somebody's hand yeah right through a stroke what is that it sounds like a real nice story you guys there you go yeah nice little bedtime story it's uh it's a good play store i've had their their golden semolina bread right oh it's a great store yeah they um do they serve breakfast sandwiches there or just a food to make it no they make they have cold cuts so all kinds of salamis and cheese uh right salami salami baloney no for peasants not beef baloney beef beef beef baloney baloney's like having a hot dog yeah you know what the hell's in there it's a fat hot dog it's all the mystery mystery meat yeah you know where they got good cold cuts the best cold cuts i've ever had was back the next town over from lord eye goffield the polish the polish uh provisions polish have great cold cuts pios oh man all oh yeah they're all freshly made and even that frank furtive freshly made so when you stick your dick through a glory hall you're offering mystery meat there that's mystery that's mystery meat i don't know who's it is gelatin promise you don't know who's on the other side so you don't want to do that fucking pervert old man or something don't thank you if you get if you get a nationally advertised hot dog like a ballpark frank or you you get the oscami or baloney you don't know what the hell that well you gotta go down this is all beef or chimes chimes all the time they they puree it they they kick off chimes parts things that say it contains mechanically separated chicken i never buy those never well they got the beaks in there the chicken the dicks they got beef parts you know remember that thing you you you put a video on gilliday james um what the hell chicken or something like that horse meat no there's some james put a video about the other day if you watch this video you'll never eat this product again oh what product was it something good because i'm not gonna watch it then what was that james i i didn't i didn't have time to to well take it look at it well hold on hold on i just saw the i just saw the title and i posted it so speaking of baloney good baloney and salami make a baloney or salami fried sandwich it's freaking awesome well yeah salami mustard with mustard now salami um um oh that was it with salami and other cold cuts james the cold cuts are carcinogen now well nationally advertised cold cuts not not the freshly made right uh the uh you know there's a a place called boobies and niles where i grew up it was a Jewish guy and he has he passed away probably from eating his own boobies at the age yeah but he had uh he has this char broiled uh salami sandwich so they cut the salami thick and do it on a char broil it's really good they're famous for hot pastrami and corn beef sandwiches good yeah the kosher delis yeah this was a restaurant that he has a great hamburger he's put basic with barbecue sauce and puts coleslaw on it it's delicious and a pickle it's like the best hamburger ever i like i like a um a grilled onion like a a thick slice of onion that yes it's one thing i'll say that woman last night said she loved onions so that that's too bad because i love onions too yeah well cooked they gotta be cooked uh and a salad i'll take a red onion not cooked yeah of the uh it's a nice balsam addressing what do you call it buddha buddhalia or spanish onion yeah but uh yeah spanish eyes when you guys go on a star search or whatever it's called nowadays the twos of you that's hey that's al martino okay al martino yeah i remember mario lanza you guys can go on there and say we're gonna do a a old duet with a kazoo i like some good singing let's go i like jerry veil remember him oh i know too all right yeah now now the sing song from the dating game this is jerry veil the schmaltz the schmaltz yeah that's what it's called they're soul and they're small you got a nice voice come don't play jerry veil too long because uh youtube will take the show off because it's a copyright oh god that's him that's him it was just a slight flirtation exactly it was to me how did i know this is a fascination this fascination are you better cut it for a copyright infringement comador yeah he i love this voice i love jerry veil is he deceased probably i would think music like that came from a long time ago it did the golden years the schmaltz years as they call it before they got the blues and made the rock and roll i love he's got a great voice comador you know you should you could get the lyrics to any song on on a browser and go at it man that's actually from my workout music believe it or not i could i could picture him banging out italian love songs before he does the the deadlifting at the at the contest i go with the the rock and the roll when i work out the rock and the roll oh i have some rock songs too what about the the chicago love balance saturday in the park every days of fourth to july and then there's a great band chicago singing italian song like terry cath man he was a monster on guitar exactly too much cocaine and he shot himself accidentally accidental 26 to 26 to 4 should i get up should i do some more and no i can't sing so don't don't don't let me ruin that and i kiss you that's them yeah yeah that's a great song greatest take out the album on youtube the greatest hit chicago's greatest hit great okay all right thank you i don't mean to be rude but you know they will they will take the show but uh um it was like i said you know they were they were um classical musicians before they formed the band wow incredible actually have a classical background yeah no no i i love their song it's just that you know the copyright thing they're they're really yeah but you know that's my work on music though yeah oh yeah well you know anything that inspires you you know it's good inspiration um pussy yeah yeah i said out loud every time i go to the gym i said everyone you guys in this gym do not lie you're all liars i said you guys say that i work out for fitness you don't work out for fitness you work out for the for the pretty girls that's why you guys work out exactly it doesn't matter your age you're in there to look good for pussy well yeah that's good well that's what yeah that's what they do to get laid yeah exactly they they work out and and they they buy good nice clothes so they can get the bearded cherry stone clam is that Karen Carpenter yeah yes what a beautiful beautiful song top of the world i was on top of the world looking down on creation it's the only explanation i can find okay yeah four kids what of what a unique voice you know yeah one of one of a kind do we have any rock and roll available easy listings i'm going to sleep no i tell you that stuff inspires me because it reminds me of all my dates from the 1980s right mr clean unforgettable days remember when we were on dates in the 1980s with our girlfriends and you know i remember the first time you ever saw the breasts of your girlfriends well i was 15 when i got the boobs oh i saw some in a pool though when i was 13 remember those are precious memories the first kisses i remember um new wave music and freestyle that's what i i remember from the i remember the new wave of british heavy metal and getting laid for the first time ever and why do the rest of my life in 1980s was a very special time for music in my opinion unfortunately that's when aides developed yeah that's that's very true oh what for music yeah thank you just play just play a little short that's what i'm doing that's not going yeah a little good just give a little come shots that's all i'm doing yikes love comes in spurts top of the world that's a song love comes in spurts sometimes it really hurts i'm addicted to love all right that's way back that's why my mother was young uh moon river that was moon river yeah by andy williams this stuff i just i just get off into a whole different world andy williams sang my favorite christmas song it's the most wonderful time of it's the most wonderful time of the year it's great lyrics too we're women are queer and don't do this anymore now it's a wonderful time of year now uh now mr clain is got he's got a a great new job that's very promising male prostitute yeah that's a good one that's a good one male prostitute um yeah he's got um you know i read i read a real funny article last night on on the on the uh progressive discussions that you know derrick jeter of the yankees he he's he used to be part owner of the florida of miami marlins yes that's and they call they call him george castanza because he didn't do anything he was like the lazy fuck he didn't do the money that's all he needed to do yeah he really didn't do shit no it was funny because they were kept they kept referring him to when george castanza worked for the new york yankees any and he avoided work i couldn't get that one out you never work mr clain what are you doing for a living oh i work um i work with um groundskeeper for a for a community in florida so you're mowing down the kittens and the bunnies and the holes in this land you're saying what the oh i drive around i drive around in the golf cart picking up garbage and shit and line me up i could do that for you too it sounds like a cake walk beautiful and making um and making appointments for like um like all the contractors that you know it needs to work in the community and stuff sounds nice good luck yeah it's pretty good you have a background in that have you done this kind of thing before yeah i did landscaping for like 20 years almost construction all right yeah you ran his own landscaping business um it's not easy work it's not fun you got to hire a lot of the legals to do it for you no and i wanted to get a job with a landscaper down here but i would never be able to handle it not no more to us being out there in the heat wouldn't be good no humidity no thanks yeah no it's much better for you oh yeah dude i'll drive around in that freaking thing all day and fucking like making sure the community making sure everybody's okay like you know just keeping up with the keeping up with the whole community you know just don't fucking tip it over and he's got a grab like a gigantic ice tongs that he picks up debris with for he doesn't even yeah if you don't chase any bumps sleeping on the greens at all no not in this neighborhood no good you're lucky no not over here i'm an unfortunate enough if you look at a bar trim park of st john's bar trim park florida jacksonville forget it man this place is like cool it's not that bad it's not really it's getting expensive over here but it's not really at its peak point yet but it's getting there where does where does your son live does he live near bar trim park yeah he lives in the same community as me oh he lives in bar trim park oh yeah now um commodore are you is there is there any local seafood that is plentiful by you if you went to the marina like like uh like herring like you know like you want to get smoked herring or pickled herring uh yeah it's called it's called the um the grocery store we don't have we don't we don't have like like nice piers and stuff like you wouldn't in boston or new york city or someplace like that no i'm not much of a herring guy myself i like the shrimp better i'm a shrimp man i like but not a shrimp dick though i'll tell you now that i don't remember you can't send pictures on the chat hey james no you could do that i mean you could personally oh i was from youtube no you could you as as um as a guest could bring up anything you want you got to click on uh it says it says present see look for the word present more comment settings ah shit i don't have a present oh maybe you're on a phone yeah yeah well i'll worry about later how i love you how i need you please believe me in your arms gag me belly girl she's who the hell was that that was engel bird humberdink singing a song written in italian called il mondo he's making jokes in junior high by two hillbillies going humber dick go ahead humber you know what i like many many girl lost her virginity to engel bird humberdink how would i like tom jovey i like his name to engel bird humberdink is the amazing thing i know it's crazy yeah tom's crazy who would have thought that one would be a good name i don't have the lila you have i'm out of a little smoke on the water gotta get you guys back to reality over with all your smoke i love us a supper club with a nice entertaining white gentleman singing for me do you know easier do you know that the fancier i noticed the fancier the restaurant the longer or the taller the pepper mill is ah well they have to have two people come out with it hold it would you would you like the pepper on the salad anymore would you like some fresh ground the pepper on your on your day one also buckle yeah say when yeah just say when i just have him brine forever they don't grind in a lot of restaurants anymore no i know i just give me that thing let me let me start the art of grinding pepper that's not enough pepper i like i like you know that's one thing i'll say about latin girls they do like the dry humber yes oh you gotta have a wet hump too though to go with that i know they're because they're trying to procure the multiple orchids i get that falupian highway going by way falupian falupian tube highway get that play hot that salami all righty um so yeah i'm a little tired i'm a little disappointed you know i i tired of catching frogs for snakes i'm just tired of it i gotta meet these girls at coffee shops not restaurants hmm i must have brain damage i'm that much in in pursuit of pussy i'm paying and then not getting any it's really quite un-wonderful if you're if you don't know them and you're just getting acquainted you got to keep it very casual yeah let's meet at a fucking park bench that girl i did and then i end up dry humping her and then i we rubbed uglies and then she smelled guilty and wouldn't let me fuck her she was too religious for me yeah i mean if you could meet at a nice park there's nothing wrong with that you don't know her what you're not dating her i mean yeah you haven't shagged her or anything so what the hell hmm i don't women that they get older seem not to want to have sex anymore or something or not don't like sex as much as men no they're they're they're they're dinner and drink whores is what they are oh yeah well i don't know i mean i'm looking for a nice girl to spend the rest of my life with so far you know what i'm 0 for 4 in a recent time gotta stop looking okay you gotta you but you know you gotta do you've gotta like i gotta look away to tipperary you gotta cultivate your own the life and the and the world of mikvon raven and you gotta make your own happiness because nobody else can make another brother happy and i have i went to that record store uh round about and then i went to three concerts last week i made me very happy uh one concert i was standing for 10 hours at a festival uh the next night two nights later i went to a concert i stood for six hours thursday i saw joe perry solo band they had seats i sat and stood and i was uh in a really good you know elated music lifts my soul and my spirit so i have been living my best life well yeah look you go to concerts um you have a great music collection um um why why don't you is there is there a musical instrument uh that you always wanted to learn but never did yeah i'm a master of the skin flute in the male organ myself well what you need is the girl who who is very good at playing the bagpipes i want a gal that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose but there you go lapipa lapipa is he saying to tell you lucky me lucky doesn't have a song by james remember for nick you'll be seeing me seeing you i was giving you guys a military song look away look away to temporary no that's it's two songs that combine errorfully james guys i'm gonna get going all right thank you salute you in the highest order thank you for coming playing with your golf cart yeah i mean working i mean working i hope i don't get into an accident when i've done that because i don't have insurance don't don't i'll see i'll see you on the uh red pill main cave check group on whatsapp all right cool all right later bye see you later in florida it was great having you ah mr oh so james we're on hour two what's left for us what's up is i gotta i gotta i gotta order some time take out to be nervous strangers in the night exchanging robbers this one is too tight pass another that's like when you uh when you when you meet a strange woman it's changing bodily fluids and you're exchanging in the night in the night you know two ships tight two ships passing in the night you know that that was like the old days when you went to the meat market and you you literally picked somebody up or they picked you up great times best times in my life yeah and in nineteen in 1980s 1980s i used to sneak early to mid 80s i used to sneak in in the company uh men's room and uh have the girl make sure her feet don't show you know the bottom of the stall make this somebody comes in you you see it's just my feet nice you know you prop them up on the on the turlet and dirty sex in the bathroom wow yeah very nice that's a good wood nice classy place that's a good well the problem with the woods is what if like a black bear comes around and bites you oh no okay we'll do the best chance you put down your coat you put on top of the coat you can smell the leaves there's nothing like it you know what have a bear attack you what what's not okay you know what is that yeah the bear joins in you know what if you know where there's nothing like it yeah well if you're if you if you have the bear ass essentials then the bear i certainly like bear back riding the ladies the beach yeah i like a um fucking underwater is interesting in the summer in the summer at night and you're on the sand and that that is quite lovely you know all the all the crazy fucking if yesterday or it's gone now you never get to do that again fucking them in the ocean and fucking them i know i know that was a whole spice of life you're right mc i tell you i had i had premature ejaculation one time in my life that was in the woods during the day i was afraid someone was gonna catch us that's funny you know the crazy yeah i fucking shot that thing quick it said oh sorry about that the craziest thing i ever did is when when the crow's nest used to be a disco meat market pickup joint and uh believe it or not and um you know different owners so the girl was the woman was um a little bit intoxicated not too much and then we went out we took a walk outside went around the back and i laid her down on the asphalt on the parking lot whoa that's the crazy that's the craziest place i ever did it right outside on the parking lot fucking in this pavement there wasn't park it wasn't it wasn't a parking space i mean by uh pretenders and they said it was called uh precious and one of the lyrics go we're gonna do it do it do it on the pavement so there you go james pretend i did it on the pavement no pretenders precious it's a really good song you remember uh two life was a two life crew me so horny me love you one time you remember that's you remember that's so uncommon all right two life two life crew me so horny me love you long time the pretenders has a woman singer can't we hear that first for a minute the pretenders is precious gotta be careful with these these songs man just a minute not even 30 seconds that's the wrong song that's her yeah but it's not precious that's her but one of her best songs that's christie hinds yeah pretenders precious don't get high oh get me wrong sorry i was talking about rock and roll you know what you should be the church canter i'm i'm i'm serious you have a very powerful voice comador you should be the canter to your church now i used to be in the chorus for four years in high school no you you definitely have your diaphragm you got you got muscles in your diaphragm now you know you got my diaphragm not that kind of diaphragm i hope you don't have any rectal diaphragms anyway um i am going to keep abreast of when comador is at the uh the event and i will try to um go live and uh you know be the mater d uh showing it you know make an announcements that when comador is up to uh to perform these all right exercises and uh i could i could easily i could go live and you know do a screen share of the event sounds good yeah yeah it'll be a lot of fun it'll be uh memorable um um now my okay yeah my video my video is fine now i didn't go blurry today but no you didn't i got kicked out for no reason at one point yeah because uh mcfun uh not make sure what's this thank you mr clean no uh uh jason cleveland keeps on saying my my video is blurry not today no it's not um um yeah his yeah his wife can really get on his case though so are we winding down james you got to order some yeah yeah i'm gonna order food and it's five it's four p.m in chicago five p.m here and six p.m in st john's in new brunswick canada oh canada nobody does it better was that carly set up um you're so vain that that was what she or she was famous for you are so i've been there about mick or one baby or who knows or who probably you probably think is calling without you maybe you're the best now blow me again baby you're the best at it yeah i was gonna sing all right guys good to see you all tonight okay you're like a small dj playing every white artist available okay everybody i'm ready to go work out so i got my music ready all right thank you thank you see you later thank you guys everybody thank you bye it's very invigorating