 Some say the fact that we have expended so much fiscal and monetary Ammunition has left us in a time of actual recession up a creek without a paddle What'd you just say? I said I'd sooner get months and out here in the middle, which doesn't really make sense to me I mean months and The hell is that you know months and To be up a creek without a paddle to have the whole world in a palm of your hand and then blow it You don't really need a paddle to get back down the creek paddle harder homer. We got to fight the current Because the current will take you in a situation like this you just relax and let the current take you back to land don't It's kind of like saying my car is up a hill without a motor I mean it seems like the brakes are more essential in that type of situation I think our economic situation seems more like we're at the bottom of a raging river up against a rock Ankle's chain to the bottom of the river with the current continually pounding our face against the rock our leaders quote Helping in quote like useless and experienced lifeguards by waving their hands around frantically Well, safely at the top of the river only managing to increase the current of the river Which is pounding our face against the rock It's not that bad Honestly, just stop doing stuff up there you morons. It's not helping Good Let the hate flow through you Many people think they're so smart and you're no match for my brains. Yeah, that's smart Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato Aristotle? Socrates yes morons But I don't think they know what they're doing all rise in the presence of dark helmet. I Can't breathe in this thing Then they don't even know which way is up the creek and which way is down What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling you call that a radar screen? No, sir We call it mr. Coffee careful some Yes, I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that of course I do sir everybody knows that And I don't think they're hiring people based on whether they know which way is up the creek or which way is down either Sorry, sir doing my best Who made that man a gunner? It's not like just one of them up there He's an asshole, sir. I know that what's his name that is his name, sir asshole major asshole They all seem blind And his cousin he's an asshole too sir gun is made first-class Philip asshole. How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? No, it's like our leadership class has us surrounded with them. I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes firing assholes