 Going on everyone, Sam here with Layton Sportsguards, doing 2022 Top Scrum update series baseball, six box break, number nine, random teams. Let's look again at your random results. As always, you can find these on the website. Where else can you find them, Sean? On the chat. There you go. Good luck here, everybody. Let's do it. Sean never misses a beat here. Huh? Swarm said, look at Sean walking in the back, not missing a beat. Never do. Yon Gomes, what's your favorite movie of all time? Great question. Let me think about it, because there hasn't been too many movies I've seen. I was going to say, Josh Winder, Purple Rookie. Great question. Give it a rise, Rookie. CJ Abrams, Owen Miller, Nick Pavetta. Maybe one of my favorites is The Rocky, where you fought, Ebon Drago. How old is one of his? Solid. One of those back in the day, boy, you walked out of there ready to fight. Purple O'Neill Cruz. He's getting into fights with people and a lot after that. So hyped up. Purple Hunter Green. Come on, that's juice, buddy. The first dude looks at you. Ding, ding, ding. That's all you hear, ding, ding, ding. Steven Kwan, hit the Kwan. Hit the Kwan. Josh Dunand, Refractor 2.99 for the Marlins. And Brendan Donovan, Purple. That's a good one, yeah. Purple Seasazuki, a debut. Jindler's List, no, no, no, no. What's the one? What's a good one, now? Shoshank Redemption. That's a good one, yeah. That's a good one. I know, Jay, I saw you became a member. Thanks, buddy. Hasu Sanchez, glad you're in, dude. Let's go. So we have our do-go on members on the list. Poo-dee-tang. Let's go, Poo-dee-tang. Kenzie Gore. That's a great one. Kwan, he destroyed your nice note. Ryan Pepeat. That letter I sent you last time, just so you know. First of all, yours wasn't like anything to write home about being nice. Come on, this is my dude. Jose Miranda, I did. You were going to get it, and you are going to go into shock. You're going to legitimately go into shock, come on. You will know exactly. Yeah, who is this? Who wrote what? You'll know 100% right off the bat. Can you get me to translate it, Kwan? Just give me a little bit of all, bro. Craig Kimbrell. I speak Sam, or I can translate Sam. Pigeon Scratch. Cole Sands, purple rookie. You were a doctor. I'd be a great doctor. All doctors have bad handwriting. Not that bad, dude. It's pretty bad. Joe Perez. I should go get my reading glasses on, or whatever you're going to need to. That's for sure, Kwan. Tyro Estrada. George Kirby. Thank you, and then all of a sudden, you're from Sam. Yup. Absolutely. Shane Baz. Sean Vaughn, you're going to hate it. You're going to hate it. Cringe. You're going to cringe so hard. Torkelson debut. Purple Royce Lewis debut. Box one is done. Right in the garden as soon as you open it. Yeah, you wouldn't even read it. You would just skip the note if you were smart is right. Kisuke Kato. Purple, the Blue Jays. There's a Stephen Kwan base rookie. I know we should do the night. Make our, we've got some offensive jokes. Luziotti. And then if anybody buys a personal, we'll get a little one joke that we have written out. I like that. That's a great idea. Alec Thomas. They're probably going to be terrible. Torkelson, I thought they were going to be awful. But. That's awesome, dude. I'm so in on that. Yeah, we'll start tonight. Royce and stop. Let him go. Adam Hasley. So we're starting tonight. Anybody who buys a personal, when Sean and I are breaking together, so it probably won't be again until next week. We'll start it tonight. We'll start it tonight, though. Anybody who buys a personal will get a one-of-one joke as a note. Alec Thomas. We'll send it to everybody. We'll send a unique joke to everybody. Don't be offended if it's really bad. Most of them are going to be really bad. But Dahlbruhan, people are going to be like, up, refund my crystals. Yeah, I'm never going to be losing more on him. He's losers. Bo Brisky. You'll get a one-of-one joke on a note. Might be some bad dad jokes in there. Oh, yeah. Albert Pujols. Purple. Oh, there's going to be some great ones, though. I know. We're going to have to, like, throw in the brakes and write them. What's that? What are we doing? Well, I got the first one, for sure. I'm just coming out there, so I can write it down. Yep. Yeah, it shows them Royce Lewis. Pack our crystals full tonight. All the more incentive to buy a personal goatee. I know. They are close to full, I would say. They are very close to full. J-Rod, Chris Archer, Hashbrown Casserole. Hashbrown Casserole is pretty good. Yeah, I'm down with it. Ryan Pepeots on the rookie auto. Going to the Dodgers. Nice one there, LA. Purple, Elise Guillermo. Now, that's the first one, I think, yeah. There's one refractor, but can you put in a forest joke? Sure. Oh, we can put in forest jokes. Anything to come to the dome? Yep. We're just going to be spitballing them in improv. Oh, yeah. If you like them, don't steal them. Jeremy Paine, you're a patented. Yeah, they're patented when we look them up online. CJ Abrams, right? Yeah. Adam Frazier, purple. Joss Oroz. Oroz. Whit debut. Purple Tyler Molley. What'd you say? Yeah. I think the first one's got to be, why did the chicken cross the road? I got one too. Yeah? Yeah, we'll write it down in showroom. Yeah, write it down in showroom. Box three, guys. Can't write it on the little ones. O'Neil Kruse, I get the bigger one. Nolan Aronato, purple J-Rod update. Or not update, purple J-Rod base rookie. Sergio Alcantara. I mean, it's just a base, unfortunately, but that is beat the hell. It's such a stupid way to write something. Perfect. Awesome. You're laughing. It's true, though. That is a true one, though. That's not even a joke. Ken's a killer. That's the truth. That was going on the card. Wanda Franco, Hunter Green. That's got to go with, that's got to go on a card of someone who we know. Oh, of course, of course. Yeah. Wouldn't be like the new, first time person. First time person. They got to be like, what the hell? Yeah. What's wrong with these people? Oh, there's some really. Bobby Whit update, or debut, I mean. You got a good drum. What is that? I got jokes for days. Oh, yeah. That is true, true. There's Lucius Fox, rookie auto for the nationals. Congrats, Washington. Very nice one there. Purple Austin, Nolan. Elliot Ramos, generation now. On steamer. Big on steamer. You think you'd only have a slice from lunch and on the cardboard? Yeah, but what do you know? It's delicious. I hit it with the hot sauce. Purple Elliot Ramos, Tyler Naikwin. Oh, yes, they went to ask about food. We can order it. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what he's got with that. I want to give him one more chance. Bobby Whit rookie. I'm not. Purple Sean Minaya, just as you know what's going to happen, it's going to be wrong. Wrong. I wrote it all down. CJ Abrams. Yeah, it was clearly. Purple Steven Kwan, hit the Kwan. He asked me to write it. They didn't give it all wrong. Sayasa Zuki, rookie. Mackenzie Gore. What's worse, that or hurting your hand? I think the food would be worse. Griffin Jacks for the twins, rookie auto. I know. I've got hungry people here. Edward Browns. And it's wrong. He's got angry hungry people. There's nothing more disgusting than food showing up wrong. Jeremy Pena rookie, Marcus Strowman. Alex Thomas, Purple. I sold the Jared Wallace card on eBay today. Jared Wallace autograph. First and last time, I'll never be able to say that, I'm sure. No, today. Oh, yeah? Yeah. How do you ship those? I ship them exactly the way they got you. George Kirby. Just in a box? Yeah. We don't ever take any of the shoes out of the box. Right, right, right. So I just repack. Ron Mara, Mariana Chio or whatever it is. No, Mike, it's Bobcats. Bobcats, Jared Wallace. Like prime, prime, Jared Wallace on those really bad Bobcats films. Jeremy Pena debut. Mike Jones. Wanda Franco, rookie. Oh, one place. Get away from me. Crokelson generation now. Purple, Bobby Whit debut. I remember his dunk on The King's, Josh Lowe. True, it is risky, but very tempting. I will give you that for sure, Joseph. It is fun, man. When it hits hard, Wallace hits super hard. Plus, it's a full case. You know, it's two briefcases worth. Luke Williams. Arabadard young guns. Oh, yeah. Jay Rod. I know it's a really, I know a lot of people really love that. Chase Silseth. There's Gabriel O'Riess. That was a good one. That was so funny the first time he said that. I'll never forget the garbage steam guy. And you were like, change your diaper. Two boxes to go, guys. Yankee's legend, Michael Panada. Pine tar legend, Michael Panada. What's up, Joshua? We just thought you'd bleak. Damn. That's tough. That is tough. Jeremy Pena, purple for the Astros. Want to throw a TV on it after this break? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What up, Josh? What's up, Joshua? What up, what up? Jeremy Pena, generation now. Chill and chill, man. O'Neal Cruz, generation now. Bross, what, no lie, slept before I started today. I know. That's what you're talking about. I just woke up. Literally, open my eyes. It was 12.30. Yeah, I should not fall asleep. I didn't fall asleep last night until 5, I think. All good, brother. All good. All good. You can't see who's over here. You can hear my sexy voice. Oh, yeah. Hello. Good job. What's that? What was it? You didn't tell your employees where you were? Yeah. What do you mean? So many sick yokich cards. Yes, actually. Out of noir in a 10 box Tuesday mixer, Joseph, pulled a one of two game use laundry tag auto of yokich. That thing was disgusting. Remember that? That's Jason Crizzan to 250 on the e-teal. The caution. That's probably the best yokich we pulled. Couple sneaker spotlights, I would say, as well. He's in one-in-one, so he pulled one or two patch autos over the course of the cases that we ripped. Yeah, that was the coolest one, in my opinion, was that laundry tag. Especially with it being game use, man. That was unbelievable. Freaking crazy. Jose Miranda debut. So hyped that PSA 10. Vaughn Super. That's so sick, dude. Oh, he's so good. So good. What up, Greg? Twitch, Greg, what up, dude? Greg. Greg B12, or it's 231. 231. There's Bobby Whit Jr. I thought it was 123. It's gonna be Greg B123, but I mean, there's a chance he wins MVP again, worth the price. Are you thinking of selling it, Vaughn? It's got to be a pretty decent paycheck. If you do, now that it's 10. Nice. Oh, that makes sense, all right. That makes sense. That makes more sense. So as you imagine, back-to-back-to-back, MVPs for Yolkich. It's possible, but I think with Luka right now, it's gonna be hard. I think it's gonna be a lot of what team finishes better, too. Because, like, Luka is great, but the maps aren't good. They still have a long way to go, don't they? Oh, yeah. Damn you, you didn't have an altar break there, right? Yeah, that's not for another month. So it's a long way to go. Yeah, there's a lot that could happen. That's what we're saying, Greg, not a wooka. Last year, didn't he kind of fall off? Who did? Thanks, maybe he did. I don't remember. Donovan Mitchell for MVP now? With 71 and all of a sudden he's an MVP? Yeah. Come on. Why not? I dropped. Sold out on absolute, and we're down to six to go on flawless. Last group break with spots tonight. Been on stream for two hours, and there's six left, dude. Yeah, there is. There is, like, six guys potentially could be MVPs, because you got the two we mentioned, you got Tatum. Very true. Oh, the Mavs? I always make them, because I blame Dallas on being a horrible drafting and free, they're a horribly run team. And I genuinely think that, what's his name? I generally think the Mavs would be a lotter, like in the lottery for the number one overall pick without Luka. They're garbage dumps their fire. Yeah, Jaws, too. No, I was just kidding about Mitchell. I was kidding about Mitchell. He's not, no, not Donovan Mitchell. Bobby Whitjr, Purple Geo. Nicoladolo. No, Donovan Mitchell will not be the MVP. I'm fully aware of that. Trey. J-Rod, because it's going to be Trey Young. The walking steamer. Did you guys like the jersey today? New Orleans Hornets rookie year, Anthony Davis. Yeah, Giannis, too. KD's having a good year, very true. Harris Bryson Stott, 250. Nice one there for the Fills. Throw this one in the recap. That one's nice, man. Anderson Severino. Torkelson. Thank you, thank you, Greg. Yeah, Shay. Shay's got a good year going on, too. It's tough to win one in OKC unless they're like the number one seed. Ooh, that'd be sick, Greg. That'd be sad. I would rock the hell out of that, man. Cape Cod Baseball. Giannis Harbour Hawks. That's a cool name, dude, I like that. It's like a baby operating the TV. It really is. Depending on where things are. Ah, that's smart. Sayasa Zuki Rookie. Jarenda Rand Purple. Vaughn, next time you're looking for your water, just look for the Spider-Man pattern. You'll find it. Yeah, the Blastoise sticker. Yeah, the Blastoise sticker, exactly. Babies. Here's O'Neill Cruz. That makes me cringe. What? Sweet. There he's got a couple of contenders optics tonight. Or no, hang why. Hang why it's a couple of contender optics tonight. So hopefully it hit one. My crack. No, nothing as good as my crack. Yeah, I'm up there. Chokes on you, my water bottle has the hole got it. Ah. And last pack, guys. Good luck here, y'all. Brandon Marsh, debut at Purple. Do a quick recap here, guys. Teal's a 250 price and stop Phillies. Jason Crizzan for the Giants. Our autos, Griffin Jack's Twins, Lucius Fox for the Nationals, and Ryan Papillot for the Dodgers. That'll do it for the break. Y'all, thanks again for the fill. Next up, we have another one of these.