 Nostalgia! It's Pinocchio. I'm a real boy. End a piece of shit. This is essentially a recreation of the animated one because that's what Disney's doing. I don't know how many times they're gonna use this creepy-ass real CG, but it's not working. They can't do the wild expressions that are needed to convey messages. Remember that fucked-up scene in the original where the kids all get drunk off their ass and then they're shipped off to Epstein's Island? That's in this too, but they get a sugar rush. They're just drinking root beer and going down a candy mountain and, you know, just really hanging out at Neverland Ranch until eventually they do in fact turn into CGI abominations. So we have lifeless animation. We have actors that don't seem to give two shits about the project. I don't know what else there is to say. Disney's been killing it. As in our childhood, constantly the last decade or so. I can't wait to see what they do next.