 One of the first things I felt looking around Paris was, does anybody here have a job? Also, something else I've noticed, literally every girl here dresses like Bonnie. All the white guys dress like Seer, all the black guys dress like me. Roman Empire Legacy. No, it's a basic European structure. America's only been around, like, what? 20, 30 years. And Europe, it's been around for like 100,000 years. Too much light and Mary. What up? Sorry, it's my friend. It's my friend. Flyer, dude. Excuse me. Ah, frick. Yeah, have fun, huh? Yeah. Watch out for pickpockets, huh? The hell? Where's my wallet? I'm gonna ride our good old lime scooter here. How do you find Paris? I mean, I just took a plane. Okay, I'm going a little bit faster. How's the POV? You guys like this? You guys like some shoulder cam action? Historically, we're big DSLR people, but my neck is still basically broken. So I'm going above and beyond, spending thousands of dollars to become a giga cyborg streamer. Just so I can give you guys what you're looking for. Basically, this stream is just going to be a Paris night time. I don't have a map. I don't have nothing, dude. We're just going to frickin' send it, you know what I'm saying? Five subs for everyone you clip on the road. Subs for everyone you clip on the road. Oh my gosh, Chad. Look at that. We got TTS on the IRL. Let's go. I'm getting frickin' 100 subs today. Let's run over some people. That sounds like a great idea. The best thing is about these scooters is that you choose when you're a car, you choose when you're a bike, and you choose when you're a pedestrian. I don't know if you're supposed to, but that's what I do. Where's Aswin? Aswin is coming. Dude, where's, it's Timmy, dude. It's Timmy is coming to frickin' rail at me on an apex. Dude, I'll be honest with you. This is kind of what Paris is like all day. I literally, one of the first things I felt looking around Paris was does anybody here have a job? It's just constantly, what the hell, dude? It's migraine. Declod. Like it's just people are just out here, man. I'm just all day. This is what other people are just like. Dude, also something else I've noticed. Literally every girl here dresses like Bonnie. All the girls dress like Bonnie. All the white guys dress like Seer. All the black guys dress like me. It's very interesting. Wait, was I, wait, wasn't I just here? Wasn't I just here? Or is this just another place that people are just hanging out outside smoking? True. You, you, you, you, you, you, you get a room. PDA, hello. I should be the hall monitor in real life. I'm the real life monitor. Bitch. Get ready to go to jail. Why isn't Paris burning? Cause I think it's actually not that bad here. All the French people said it's not bad here. Hello. Okay. Thank you. Don't say hello. French people don't speak English. Why don't speak French? Isn't this crazy, man? Like these buildings are sold. Like America, anytime you come to like a country like this, these countries have lasted forever. They've been around for such a long time in America. Like we don't have that. So like our buildings aren't like like the architecture. It's just so different, man. Roman Empire legacy. No, it's a basic European structure. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like America's only been around like what? 20, 30 years. And Europe, it's been around for like 100,000 years. Right? It's just kind of wild. Yo, what's up, dude? Do you guys watch my stream? I see clips on like Twitch clips or whatever. IRL stream clips. Sick. Dude, you're gonna be famous. No way. Yeah, dude. I'm live right now. I got SoundCloud. What is it? Flowness Mojo. Nice. Hell yeah. Wait, so do you play WoW? No, no, no. Because Mojo is like a WoW thing. Like a Troll and WoW has Mojo. I mean, I know WoW. My cousin used to play WoW. I mean, yeah, I'm on the way out. Sick. I'm a norm. Yeah. No, I've never played it before. I don't play it anymore. Well, you fans. No, I used to be a gladiator. Scarab boy. Grand Marshall. Two-time gladiator. But I don't play it anymore. I've never played it before. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, have a nice day. Good to see you, man. All right, we'll see you, man. WoW! Dude, the Eiffel Tower looks sick. That's what the light was. I said there's a search light. Oh my goodness. Have you seen that before? It's huge. It's huge. Hello. Sorry. Green boys. Green, green boy. On a scale of 110, it smells like piss. It smells like my bed. Actually. Any hot girls with armpit hair, somebody asked. I have not seen any. I have not looked either, however. Yo, got C8? Negative 11 months, man. Loud Americans loud. Hey, how about you suck my dick? Eiffel Tower is bugged. Wait, is it frozen? Dude, I'm not going to lie. That would happen to me, dude. Did it actually turn off the Eiffel Tower? Is that not something that would just happen to me? It's not the real one. Wait, is that the second Eiffel Tower? It's getting fixed in the next patch. It's already on PTR. Sick. Dude, the Eiffel Tower is broken. Oh, sorry. Wait, do you guys need lighting? You guys want life? No? Oh, okay. All right. No problem. Have a nice day. Thank you. Thank you, dude, to your fanger. Hello. Hi. Shut up, idiot. My bad. Hey, can you guys help me? Did they turn off the Eiffel Tower? Like, the light is broken. It's like they turned the lights off. It's 1 AM. Oh, really? I just got here. Is it 1 AM now? You are alive in Twitch? I am. You see, it's off. No, that's on. Yeah, we are in Twitch. Go tomorrow at... Until 1 o'clock? At every... How do you say peel? It's a peel. When it's 30 PM, 14 PM, 15 PM, et cetera, the Eiffel Tower is shining. Oh, okay. And at night. Oh, okay. And then it's off. Yes. It's too much light and the... Sorry, it's my friend. It's my friend. Yeah. Hi. Hi. Hi. How many people have on Twitch? Oh, like 200. It's okay. But if we don't allow you... You can hear I'm British? Yes. Really? Yes. Wow, that's good. Yes, you're British. Very good. If we don't allow you to diffuse our... Oh, I'll leave. If you guys want me to leave, I can leave. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, okay. We have a Zulac here. We have a Zulac. Do you know what means Zulac in French? No, what is Zulac? It's like a weak person. Oh, really? Yeah. See, in England where I'm from, they call them liberals. How? They say weak person. They say liberal. Liberal? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So Zulac in France. Thank you. Are you going to TwitchCon? What? Are you going to TwitchCon? No. Oh, well, you should go. We are going to Kilometre 15. It's a techno party. If you want to go. Wait, techno party when? Now. Now? Yeah. It's bedtime. What time is it? It's 1.20. Yeah, it starts at midnight and it ends at 7am. Oh, really? How much does it cost to go? It's like 20 euros. 20 euros? Yeah. Sick. And it's in a 19 neighborhood. 19, you know, Paris is divided. Here you are. Can you do this? Can you do this for me? Can you type the address for me? Yeah, it's all the time. It's like big techno. It's like techno in Paris. There is a big. Big techno scene? Big techno scene, yeah. Really? Okay. Okay. Well, maybe I'll see you guys there. Yeah, maybe. Cool. What was your name? Philippine. Philippine. Cool. Good to meet you. Good to meet you, guys. Okay, I'll see you guys there. I'll see you guys there. Trying to find the party. It's going to be good. Yo, what's up, dude? Oh, really? What the heck? Got you. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, of course. Yeah, sounds good, man. All right, seem to do the chat. Look, we made it to the Eiffel Tower. Excuse me. Ah, frick. Yo, what's up? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we'll see you tomorrow then. Sick, sounds good. All right, we'll see you guys later. Chad, I wanted to check out that rave techno, but I kind of don't want to get a ticket. I don't want to go through the process of getting a ticket. Yo, what's up, dude? Good. How's it going? You want to see the Statue of Liberty? Wait, the Statue of Liberty? Yeah. Sick. Wait, really? Where is it? It's like two blocks this direction. Really? Yeah, you can see it right there. Like, is it the same size as the American one? No, this is more magnificent. Well, let's go see it. It's like you're the little brother of the American one. Well, I'll follow you. Let's do it. You follow me? Yeah, I'll follow you. It's near my home. Sick. Does it still have some juice? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Oh, you're good. I haven't seen it really. Huh? I haven't seen it? No, I didn't notice. You're starting first. Yeah, yeah. You like it? Yeah, it's cool. I'm not a whole lot of light here. Check it. I guess you're pretty good. Cheers. Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's a party. Yeah, dog. Where is it? Oh. Wait, where? Look at my hand. Huh? You see it? Oh. Oh, I see it. It's so dark. It's not that big. It's tiny. If you go over to the bridge, maybe. Yeah, let's go to the bridge. All the lights are off. Wait, this is the back of it. Are you serious? This is the back. Yeah. I feel like... No, the back of her head is ridiculous. Yeah. I should come here a day to see it fully. Yeah. It's basically a replica. No, that's sick. I've never been to New York or anything. No, I mean, it looks smaller, but it looks just like it. You have tutorials over here. Oh, yeah, there's it now. Yeah. No, that's sick. Cool. Thanks for showing me. Oh, look, I can point the light at it. Yeah. Man, the back of her head is ridiculous. Look at that. All right, dude. I appreciate it, man. Yeah, I'm just trying to make it feel like home. No, I appreciate it. Dude, that's sick. Yeah. I'll make sure to come see it during the day, too. Yeah. What was your name in chat? My name. In chat, in chat. On Twitch? Yeah. It's skirty birdie, I think. Kirty birdie? It's skirty birdie. Skirty birdie. Yeah. Cool. Oh, cool. Okay, man. All right, dude. We'll see you later. Yeah, have fun, huh? Yeah, I will. Thank you, dude. Big pockets. Got it. Thank you, dude. Have fun, man. I love you. Yeah, I appreciate it. I love you. Wait, night shop? Wait, with a Mario? Hold on. Wait a minute. Green? Green? Sorry. Night shop. Very good. Night shop. Do you guys have an Apple Pay? Do you guys have an Apple Pay with a phone? For a phone pay. Sorry, my friends. Yeah. Can I pay with a phone? Yes. Again? Okay, cool. Dude, that's cool. Super NSP 1616 star. Cool. What is citronade? Brace? Ah, of course. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You hear that? It's on the house. I'll get a citronade. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. My cards don't work. I'm sorry. Yeah. Have a nice night. No rider gonna miss the turn. Dude, you really do need two phones to IRL stream, you know? Because I got my one for the plug, one for the load, one for the bitches, one for the hose. She a dog. We're going to meet Annie. We will. We'll see everybody. Chat. We'll see everybody. I gotta find a place to park this thing. Here's the great thing about TwitchCon Chat. This is what you guys gotta understand. Here's the great thing about TwitchCon, everybody. TwitchCon is great, especially Eve TwitchCon. Why? Because we get to come and we get to IRL stream. We get to see our friends. We get to see new friends. We get to make new friends. Last year, we made a lot of new friends. Last year, we saw some old friends. We met Bonnie last year. Bonnie eventually ended up moving to Texas and moving in. That's why TwitchCon is great. I love TwitchCon because we get a chance to go and hang out with all the other people, whether it's old friends like Canute and whoever else. Guys, I hope you guys enjoyed my first time in Paris. I was just kind of driving around, making sure everything works. I hope you guys enjoyed the first few minutes of me being in Paris for TwitchCon. We're going to be doing a lot of stuff live on my Twitch channel over the course of the next few days. I'll be in Paris a little bit extra. I'll be traveling a little bit extra. We'll be doing a lot of IRL stuff in the second half of the year, like we always do, tailgate tour and everything else coming up. I hope you guys enjoyed. Make sure to subscribe to the YouTube channel, YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, Threads. Everything is S-Fan TV, TikTok, S-Fan TV, whatever it is, S-Fan TV. Now, Twitch, you guys get a special goodbye. Hey, frick you guys. You guys can go to hell. Bye chat. We'll see you guys later.