 Oh, oh shit. Oh, let me turn the lights off. Oh shit Holy fucking shit not affiliated with Marvel comics or Sony pictures You look like germa. I know every every white man with fucking not quite sure where I should start. Oh Man, what the fuck? I can only sign so many autographs All right, look if you turn yourselves in I might throw in a collective blend courtesy of yours truly Going once going twice All right. Well sick yourselves Damn oh Shit, I really like the shocker costume. I'm not gonna lie Damn No, what are you wearing? It's my soccer suit Yeah, no, bro. Shut up spider-man Jesus the Spidey voice is mid. Yeah, I don't know if it's my favorite spider-man I'll I'll let him go on a little longer damn damn What I told you say sharp don't forget the knee You know the drill right now. Oh my god. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Let's not what the fuck Is he about to ask her to holy shit? Dog this man slicked his hair back and everything you should save that ring Peter It's not gonna last on her fingers very long and she might drop it At a later point in the story because there's gonna be a big, you know, yank on her body And you know some things might fall off, you know a yank around the lower back area neck area all that kind of thing You might want to save that is what I'm saying So what in the chat said Peter finna go feet Peter finna blow Gwen's back Stop stop it. That's inappropriate Nope her ass is dead And That bitch is gone God fucking damn Jesus Christ. I only say that because I know how much this thing cost Holy fuck This thing cost like fucking thousand to three thousand dollars to make they had like 15 of those motherfuckers and tore them to Jesus Talk your shit Peter Damn, okay fucking took too damn long Now I don't want to hear that shit anymore. Yeah, let me talk to MJ, bro MJ Say some shit Not you You're worried about me. Yes. I'm trying to recall when I've ever seen you worry about anything Okay, none of you get it. I don't want to talk to anyone Peter. Don't get mad at me for trying to help You're not trying to help. I know better than most you never cared about that never So get to the point. Why are you here? Jesus Peter I haven't seen you in weeks. Harry is gone. Nobody wants to go out with me anymore. You came to bug me about it No, I Came by to see if you wanted to go to a party or something party To clear your mind What I Think you couldn't handle it and handle what not being the center of attention just for a second The life of the party loses her spotlight and doesn't know what to do with yourself. It is true You're so unaware of yourself. It's not even funny. Where does this go? Okay? Wait? I feel like we shouldn't be busting out this this character trait about MJ out in the public like this with no fucking like There's no prior context for the audience to be like. Yes. She is like that Peter just looks like an asshole right now He's an asshole. He's being an asshole, bro. Look at him. It doesn't matter. This motherfucker is doing crack Just like my voice. God fuck it. Damn Harry, can you just take a second to listen? It's nothing you have to worry about. I don't have to worry about This man on the myth and fed amines you abandoned every place you want to talk about abandoning There's nothing to do with this It's about Gwen Do you realize that? I just think that acting could be just a little bit. This is just dying. Are we dreaming? Oh We're fucking dreaming bit. Oh No, what okay? That was a lot more pleasant than oh Oh What's wrong? Oh, no, it's spider-man Oh, shit. That was kind of scary. Okay Oh god, it's the fucking goblin actor Oh shit Damn, they really blasted him with some fucking soil before they got him on screen. God. Damn They got this man glistening down to the titties and everything, bro. They oiled his ass up. What the fuck happened? Damn in the middle of the day, bro, too, this bitch died at fucking One fucking p.m. What a lame-ass time to die. I'm sorry. Oh my oh shit. Okay Come on beater beater. Come on Peter beat up that fucking actual Klansman There you go Slap his ass. We're we're seeing fucking I really don't want to make this joke. We're this is racist the racist right now dawn of Racial injustice. I'm sorry. I was making a batman be Superman me. I'm gonna shut up and let the fight go on That wasn't me That was all come on spider-man. I'm tired of hearing this motherfucker talk, bro I'm trying to see you put that Klansman in the hospital Beat his ass beat his ass They did the the withering on this costume really fucking well Wait, they're part of the KK. No, no chat. We're kidding. We're kidding But the the green goblin actor did say some fucking he kept saying racist ass shit during the fucking Controversy, so that's why I'm fucking like Yeah, the the goblin the goblin's a racist ass motherfucker Let's see it The big ass bricks Mary jane is that mary jane. What are you smoking on come on? If that's if that bro mary jane I know mary jane would smoke some odds or easy Oh, shit He gains his strength Plants himself down And he lifts until he's free from the rock a flip of a kick and a little bit of webbing Spider-man bro If this kid's not a psm fan, he is fucking fake Oh with the 80s theme playing in the back. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't compliment. Let us again. I'm sorry We we didn't think the daily bugle would get you the letter I'm friends with one of their photographers Well, I mean we can't can't thank you enough Hey, there's an issue with peter parker on the fucking thing. How is this in bro? They could have picked better comics peter parker is literally on the front of that comic Is this you? Is this you? Yeah, it was a project for school. We had to draw our hero, but Bro chat stop saying the kid is me chat. Stop our upbringings. We're not at all similar. Okay. He Will be dead within the next hour. I won't Oh, shit He got the plug-in play out for this bitch. I think that's one of the plug-in play ones Bro that a vg an episode with spider-man Thanks spider-man Happened to the girl on the bridge Just staring at spider-man's ass on the controller. I think I might be able to help you understand it Oh, we're gonna go we're gonna do my powers from an accident five years ago It could have happened to anyone I'm not special a spider was trapped in a beam of radiation Left to live And I was in the wrong place at the wrong time It could have been different Ha the jack curvy spider-man design It died just a second earlier. I didn't ask for any of this to happen But I took the cards. I was dealt and made a choice Oh, shit I was only looking out for number one Myself I created spider-man and exploited it for money For fame That will no one else in the planet had He's doing the thing. He's doing the thing the pointy thing Wow I'm so not tired of that job It could have been different if I anyone else Because I didn't understand what these powers meant What they were supposed to be those choices Bro is trauma dumping to an eight-year-old bro. Seriously. This man just got out of fucking multiplication timetables class and he's Actually, no, he didn't he's probably just got out of the hospital. I need to fucking pay attention I was just wondering if you could do one last thing for me Anything? What is it? Would you tell me who you really are? Why is this fist clenching? Oh Oh, okay. I got so scared. I thought he was about to hit the child Excuse me chat Will spider-man be back? Why is he looking at the cat? Oh never mind always in the neighborhood He's like, okay. Is that an answer or oh shit. There he goes I think he deserved the proper goodbye and not the superhero goodbye though He's like really damn. He's just going after that. His ass is not coming back And now I'm about to die of leukemia Damn you spider-man Oh my god Damn For some reason I told him who I am And have a lot of time Yeah, I knew it was going to be over. There's going to be like a final swing You guys know park is going to be here? He said he'd be here Uh, you know him classically late I'm sure he'll be here soon Cool cool Well, uh drinks are in the back I'm on me And uh, come on. There's a couple people I want to introduce you guys to Oh no, see him partying In there having fun Forget that shit, bro My my spider sense is going off before Peter's bro. The ambulance is coming The police cars are coming Or get that shit, bitch It's time to go be spider-man, baby. Fuck your friends. Fuck your family Forget them, bitch. It's time to go It's time to go Oh god, they saw him you dumbass motherfucker They're just looking out the window Why did Peter run off? Let's see it Stolen from superman bro crazy Spider-man robbed the fuck out of his ass Ah shit Oh, they tass him so hard just now Yo, what's up? It's the real post-editing PSM Um, I'm gonna give my real honest opinion about lotus like after the fact during the uh I guess sort of post reaction part. I thought the movie was just okay You know what I mean? I thought the parts about it that were good We're pretty good and the parts about it that were bad were pretty bad and I I think the film spends a lot of time Like extending certain scenes and certain moments longer than they need to be Like the flashbacks and the oh watching the spider-man Newspapers and looking all the at all these things and such I just think the movie spends a lot of time like spinning its own wheels instead of like Actually giving us important context to understand why certain characters are acting a certain way and Stuff like that It's certainly not bad. I don't think it's a master class in cinema either um, but you know it's it's You know, I it's a fan film. I I can't really like say it's a oh, it's a piece of garbage or whatever. I think You know, I think it's It's pretty good. It's it's pretty good for a fan film standard. I'd say but as like a movie as a story I can't It's it's not too interesting, but I it's spider-man so I like it I guess I can't really recommend it to non spider-man fans Um By the way, we're at 100k. Thank you so much for helping me reach this goal I I hope I don't sound too unenthusiastic if I do It's already because I gave this speech on live a couple days ago and and a couple more times before that But again, I want to say thank you and because of that I'm going to be doing a suit tutorial soon as celebration for 100k. I just have to Fucking get situated in my own life to be able to find the time to do that because I'm trying to You know figure shit out because you know time progresses I grow You know years change seasons, whatever. I'm getting older. I got shit. I got to do I love y'all. I'll see y'all next time