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Sunshine, blue sky. You ride in Georgia the day like this, a man can't go wrong. Good morning, Gilder. Oh, Judge Hooker. Out pretty early, aren't you, Horace? Yes, I'm taking a walk, getting some Ozone and Matizone. My autumn necktie, Gilder. Oh, brother, a purple tie. What's that on a judge? A green duck? That's a shark-truse goose. Oh, my goodness. What a combination. An old goat with a shark-truse goose. Yeah, hey, hey. Good morning, Leroy. Look at the new football aunt bought me. Keen, huh? Oh, that's a crackerjack. Yeah, aunt got it for me. Yeah, what a fine little boy. We're going to work out some tricky plays and stuff, aren't we, aunt? How nice it is to see you and little Leroy growing closer together, doing things together. Aunt can do anything, better than anybody. Oh, isn't that just like a boy, Judge? He's setting a high standard for you to live up to, Gilder. You should be very proud. Why, aunt? Yes, sir. Well, I have to be going. Good day, Gilder. Bye, Leroy. You're my judge, fine old friend. So long, Judge. Okay, come on aunt, let's run a couple of plays. Well, I'm not exactly dressed for football, my boy. Oh, come on, aunt. I'll bet you were a swell football player when you were in school. Well, I was pretty tricky, nimble, too. I wish I could have seen you. Yeah, I used to run interference, clearing a path for the man with the ball. A path? You could clear a road. You bet. You know this player, Choo Choo Justice? Yeah? Well, he used to call me Honk Honk Gilder Sleep. Gee, and you're my uncle. That was a long time ago, Leroy. You better take the ball and find some of your little friends. Throw me just one pass. I'm just one. Well, all right. You run across the lawn and I'll throw it to you. Hello, Gilder Sleep. Oh, hello, Mr. Bullard. Playing football, are you? No, no. Just tossing the ball around. Mr. Bullard and Uncle Moore used to be a famous football player. Really? Now, wait. Sure. He was the captain of the team. Weren't you, Honk? Leroy, I didn't say that. This is very interesting. I played football, you know. Oh? Harvard. At what college did you play Gilder Sleep? College. Gilder Sleep, you better get out of this. What was your position on the team, Gilder Sleep? Your position? Well... Honk could play any position. Couldn't you, Honk? Now, Leroy... I didn't know you were active in sports, Gilder Sleep. Oh, I'm not. He is too. He was the trickiest player on the team. Show him, Honk, Honk. Show, Honk. Yeah, let's try it, Gilder Sleep, just for fun. Give it our way. I'll be the opposing team, and you carry the ball. I'll try to stop you. She isn't going to be keen. You'll have to lay a hand on you, Honk. Oh, my goodness. Signals 24, 77, 46. Hey! Honk! Yeah, look out, Bullard. End of the line, Gilder Sleep. Down you go. I'd say you lost about five yards on that play, Gilder Sleep. I lost more than that. Neaky thing to do. Flatten me right in front of Leroy. And after I told the boy I was such a hot football player, I only told him that to make him happy. Honk, Honk, Gilder Sleep. You ought to have your head examined. Good heavens, Uncle Mort. What happened? Well, look at your suit. You always admires me? Oh, yes. Your ass stains. Well, I was playing with Leroy. He must have slipped. There was nothing but it. We were just playing a little game. I never seen nothing like that. What do you call that game? Drop the water, Commissioner. What's that? Nothing but it. Yes. First it was Dan, then it wasn't. Still out there in front talking to Bullard. What are you looking at, Honk? You had Bullard standing in our grass. How can it grow with his big feet on it? Oh, Uncle Mort. What happened between you and Mr. Bullard? Nothing new. Just that I get pretty tired of him coming over here showing off in front of Leroy. I should tell him to get off the property. Oh, Honk. Hey, Honk. I'm in the living room, Leroy. How do you feel, Honk? Anything busted? No, nothing is busted. Nothing that shows at any rate. Okay, Honk, what happened? Leroy stopped asking me what happened. Nothing. Simply because I slipped on the wet grass and that Bullard jumped on me. I've been talking to him, Honk. Gee, he's pretty good at a lot of stuff. Leroy simply because the grass was wet. All the things you can do better than he can. Certainly there are. Plenty of things. Think you could beat him playing golf? He says he only shoots 70. Well, I'd have to spend some money to beat him at that. I only have one club. Gee, maybe ten, Honk. He says he only plays that three times a week. What happened to my tennis racket? Oh, yes. Birdie used it the night the bat got in the house. I know you're better than Mr. Bullard at something. There has to be something. Hiking. Say, that's a thought. Bullard doesn't even walk down to the drugstore. Hiking is a sport, isn't it? Certainly it is. Go challenge, you monk. Leroy, you can't challenge a man to a hike. Let's not be silly about this thing. Well, we've got to win at something. Poor little fellow. All right, my boy. As soon as I change my clothes, I'll stop over and see Mr. Bullard. Neaky trick. Asking Bullard to go for a hike. After all, I walk to the office almost every morning. I don't think Bullard walks in the living room or the dining room. I bet he has bus service. Well, it serves him right. He knocked my legs out from under me. I'll walk his legs off of him. Oh, you're listening? Yeah. I didn't stop by to say no hard feelings. Well, that's nice of you. But if there are no hard feelings, why are you smiling? Well, I'm smiling because it's a nice day. Oh. In fact, I was about to suggest that you and I take a little hike together tomorrow morning. Hike? Yeah. That means to go someplace, walking. You want me to go for a hike? Yeah, it might be a lot of sport. Good exercise. Very well. We'll go tomorrow morning. Oh, fine. Do you want me to come in early? If you like. Shall we go out to Old Stone Face? To Stone Face? Well, I've never been there, but it sounds interesting. It certainly does, Stone Face. Here, Mr. Bullard. See you in the morning. At the Crack of Dawn. Fine. Thank you for asking me. Oh, that's all right. See you in the morning. Good-bye. See you in the morning. If you're right, Georgie fell for it. He'll climb in Zinker. It's a dirty trick, but he's got it coming to him. Besides, when he pulls up beside the road in the morning, a car can come out and get him. Say, I'm going down to the barbershop. I don't need a shave, but Floyd will get a kick out of hearing about this. I could hear him laughing now. You'd get a laugh out of it, Floyd. Hey, you invited Bullard to go hiking. That's the funniest thing I ever heard. That's the funniest thing I ever heard, too. And you're going out to Old Stone Face, huh? Yeah, whatever that is. There's someplace Bullard's heard about. Nobody has no idea what it is or how to get there. Oh, he knows what it is. It's a hunk of rock. It goes way up in the air. In fact, I told him about it. You told him? Kamish, I got news for you. Oh? Does high places bother you? High places? Yeah. Well, I don't like it when you lift the barber chair up. Have you ever wanted to crawl out on the ledge of a five-story building? Floyd, what are you getting at? Get a grip on yourself, Kamish. Bullard spent two years in Switzerland. He's a mountain climber. Mountain climber? Sure, he goes out looking for cliffs. He crawls up them, holding on by his toenails. What? It's his hobby, Kamish. If you and him are going hiking, you ain't just going two Old Stone Face, you're going up it. Oh, my goodness. Guildersley, you've done it now. This time, you've gone too far. Guildersley returns in just a moment. Say, friends, have you tasted the wonderful new Kraft Deluxe Slices? 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This morning, the great Gilda Sleep set out to prove to his little nephew Leroy that he was a better man than Rums and Bullard. And it's turning out to be quite a job. Football player, tennis expert, golf champion. I was sure I could walk farther than he could. Now he's a mountain climber. And Gilda Sleep, you just keep your big mouth shut. Well, after this, I will. Yeah, you say that, but you won't. Anyway, it's too late now. You've done it, insisting that Bullard go hiking with you. Oh, brother, I can see myself going up old stone face like a bug on a wall. I don't dare tell a little family. Say, maybe I should. They'll put their foot down. They won't let me take a risk like that. Sure, why didn't I think of that before? Gilda Sleep, you're shrewd. Hello, anybody home? I'm looking for nuts. Yeah, that's fine. I'm going hiking with Mr. Bullard in the morning. Judge Hooker's a keen old guy. Leroy, I said I was going hiking with Mr. Bullard in the morning. Aren't you even interested? Oh, sure, but I can't go with you. Uncle promised Judge Hooker. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I know you and Mr. Bullard will have a good time, Anki. He is, but mind you, wait. It's going to be pretty whisky. We're going up a cliff, straight up. Bullard is a mountain climber from Switzerland. Hey, that's keen, Anki. Keen? Over. I'm telling you about it because I want you to know this is going to be dangerous. When you go up a mountain, you don't always come down. Ah, you'll come down. Yes, but... Well, I'm not worried about Mr. Bullard, Anki. Neither am I. Well, what about me? What's the matter? Don't you want to go, Anki? Well, certainly I want to go, but... Ah, Anki, do you want us to tell you not to go? No. Of course not. He says that... Well, then if you want to go, you go. Oh, what a stubborn family. What can I do for you this evening? Just give me a Coke, baby. Double strength. You're very well. Oh, Mr. Gill, this way. Here. Fine. Mind you and Dr. were happy about the baby coming after you. Yeah, happy. The Coke will be 10 cents. 10 cents? When I finish the conversation, it's 5 cents extra. You're all right, baby. Well, it isn't really 5 cents extra. I say that sometimes, it amuses people. Oh, sure. Mr. Bullard was in a while ago. Says he and another fellow are going to out and climb old stone face tomorrow. Who? Who else did he say, baby? He was telling me all about mountain climbing. It seems those fellows do. What do they do, Peaky? Well, it seems they carry a kind of a pickaxe. Yes. And when they're 500 feet in the air, they'll reach up and stick the point of that pick in an overhanging rock. Yeah, and then what? Then they climb up to handle. Oh, he says there's no danger. Unless the handle comes loose. Peaky! Of course, as Mr. Bullard says, there's one nice thing about going mountain climbing. Oh? If you make one slip, you don't have to worry about walking home. It doesn't. I'm not going. How's that? Nothing, Peaky. I thought you said you weren't going. Well, I'm not. What are you getting off the stool for? I'm going. I thought you said you weren't. Well, I'm not. Peaky, you're all mixed up. Well, no, I wouldn't say that. The handle's 500 feet in the air. That's going too far. I'm simply going to tell Bullard it's all off. He can swing by pick handles if he wants to. He isn't going to liquidate this water, Commissioner. Oh, there's Bullard and Leroy in front of the house. Well, I'll just tell him I can't make it. That's all. Hi, Aunt. Hello, Leroy. Good evening, Your Honor's name. Hello, Bullard. Mr. Bullard's been telling me about mountain climbing. Gee, you sure got nerve, honk. You're well. The fact of the matter is, Bullard. I came over to see if you had a stout rope, you'll just leave. Stout rope? Yes. When we go up old stone face, we'll tie one end around your waist and the other around mine, just in case one of us should slip. Yes. You're well. Bullard. We'll need it too in ascending the nose of old stone face. The face of an Indian, I understand, has a large nose. Oh? Yeah. We'll throw the rope from below, anchor it to the tip of the nose, and then swing out from the upper lip. Bullard. You go for it. You're Bullard. I want it. I want it. Hey, it's starting to rain. Rain? Oh, no. We can't go in the rain. We can't? I mean, we can't? Oh, what a shame. What? Rotten luck. Yes, isn't it? I was looking forward to going. Wouldn't have missed this climbing trip for anything. Oh, I'm sorry, Gilda. Well, that's life, Bullard. We have to take the bitter with a sweet. Too bad. Everybody's wet. You guys just ready? I'm delirious. Step in our climb. This is old stone phase, and that's the lower lip. But what are we going to hold on to on the face? No wrinkles. Well, that's the exciting part of it. We'll make our own toe holds. Up we go, Gilda. See if you want it. Stop pushing. Going to be interesting. There's nothing with which to brace ourselves. I can brace myself on my own goose bumps. There's nothing there. Breaks the Indians up a lip. A lot of brush in here. Yeah, mustache. Why to climb, eh, Gilda's lead? Yes, it certainly has been. Well, let's go home. Home? This is only the beginning. Now I'll throw the rope up to the end of the nose. You've written Bullard. Go, Gilda's lead. You, what if the rope comes loose at the top? Well, let's not dwell on that. Let's think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. Hundreds of feet in the air, climbing over a stone in the Indians' nose. It'd be just my luck if he sneezed. This is where we start up the forehead. Bullard, this is awful high. Yes, yes it is. Lift your spirits, doesn't it? Makes you wish you were a bird. Makes me wish I was a gopher. I'd dig a hole, clear back the summer feet. Courage, Gilda's lead. This is liable to be just a little risky. Just a little, he says. Now we'll have to go up over this eyebrow here. An intelligent water commissioner. Hanging onto an eyebrow. Dangling in space. Careful, Gilda's lead. One slip here and neither of us will have to walk home. We're almost to the top. Things I do for Leroy. If I ever get out of this, I'll never set foot out of the house again. I'll spend the rest of my life in bed. A low bed. Gilda's lead, what are you muttering about? Nothing. Bullard, you were just about to the top. Let's sit a minute on this ledge. Sure. He's a nice little circular pile of twigs. Nice cushion. There's a large bird overhead. He's glaring. Tough looking too. He's diving down, Gilda's lead, look out. Get up, get up. What's the matter? You're sitting on his nest. There goes the rope. Hey, Bullard, grab the rope. Everything gone. Nice work, Gilda's lead. Nice work. Well, thanks. The rope is gone. The pick is gone. I can't believe that you are carrying a helicopter in your pocket. We are here to stay. But Bullard, it's only a few feet to the top. Yes, that's true. We could make it easily if we were meadow-locked. Well, somebody will see it. We'll call for help. Yes, yes, the butterflies will hear us. You mean we could sit here from now on? We could. As I see it, this is probably one of the most inaccessible spots in the entire county. And all because you had to drop the rope. Gilda's lead, you are ninkable. No, wait. At a time like this, let's not argue. No, no, let's not. I forgive you, Gilda's lead. I forgive you everything you have ever done to me. Now, don't lose your head, Bullard. Be calm. I'm calm. You mean too. Old friend. Old pal. You're brave. You too. Friends to the end, ill-asleep. You bet. What was that? It sounded like Leroy. It is Leroy. Leroy, where are you? It's Judge Hooker. Judge, you're a lifesaver. How'd you ever get way up here? There's a road up here, Gilda. Oh, for heaven's sakes, we could have driven to the top of this darn thing. What are you doing down there, Gilda? We're playing canasta. Hand something down so we can climb up. Throw down a rope, Judge. We haven't got a rope. You will hand something down. Here you are, gentlemen. Take hold of this stick. Oh, God, you beautiful stick, you hear me? Yeah, I've got it. Hold on, Judge. You'll see, Puffer. I'm coming down down there. Hold it, Judge. I'm coming up. Come on, Bullard. Hold on to my coat. I got to the top first, too. I'm proud of you, Uncle. Thank you, my boy. I think you accomplished a remarkable feat, Gilda. And the grandest thing of all is that you and Mr. Bullard, in this heroic struggle on the treacherous slope, have at last found each other as true friends. Gilda's leave? Yes. You stepped on my head. I did? Well, it's been a good day after all. This leave will be right back. Mothers, you'll give your family a real treat if you serve Kraft Deluxe Slices, those big, perfect slices of fine pasteurized processed cheese that are cut, wrapped, and sealed by Kraft. 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Yeah, just for you, my boy. Gee. Should we jump in front? Should we get the football and run a couple of plays? No, thanks. I'm very busy. Good night, folks. It is played by Willard Waterman. The show is written by Paul West, John Elliott and Anne White, with music by Robert Armbruster. Included in the cast are Walter Chetley, Mary Lee Robb, Lillian Randolph, Gail Gorton, Arthur Q. Bryan, Earl Ross and Dick LeGrand. This is John Easton saying good night for the Kraft Foods Company, makers of the famous line of Kraft quality food products. Be sure to listen in next Wednesday for the further adventures of The Great Gilded Sleeves. Here's a secret for making dull meals interesting. Add Kraft prepared mustard to any meat dish, hot or cold, and see the difference. Hidden flavors pop right out, because when you add a little mustard, you add a lot of tang. There are two kinds of Kraft mustard, you know. Kraft salad mustard delicately spiced for those who prefer a milder flavor. 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