 Okay. Hi. Hi everybody and welcome to the third annual Orca Happy Halloween Live Costume Parade. Oh, Pirate Rob. Would you like to tell the people? I'm a dragon. Oh, do you make dragon noises? Yeah. What kind? Really great. Are you a dragon too? What's your dragon noise? With a tongue. And you're a little bumblebee? And do you go bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz? Yeah. Yeah, come get some candy. You guys did a great job. Would you like some candy? You want what? It's hard with the mittens on. Oh, can I help? Yeah, sure. Oh, silly parrot. Silly parrot. Happy Halloween. Bye bye. Oh, with mysterious red eyes. Come closer. Dream river. Tell the folks at home happy Halloween. I'm not ready for you yet. A handful. Yeah, let's bribe her with candy so she doesn't take us with her. Buckling good time. See a little poodle as a devil? In years to come, I promise. Oh, you're such a cute little poodle. Run to mama. Mama, which stands for Onion River Community Access Media. Good job. Not whale. You mean whale, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fabulous. You look really, really great. You can have as much candy as you want. And you, God, beautiful. Are you cold? Are you Katniss? Which one are you from? Both Carrie, Bow and Arrow, right? Beautiful. Artemis is a Greek goddess. Something or other, I've got to brush up. Would you like as much candy as you could possibly hold? All right. See you later, Artemis. Beautiful. Stay warm. Captain America. Captain America tonight, he's precious. Oh, would mommy like some candy? Yeah, that's why she's out. Yeah, exactly right. Mom knows how to work it. Oh, eventually. Mom, she's going to say... Hold on, I've got a big bag over here. She'll save you some. She'll freeze it. Bye-bye. Where's he going? He didn't want to show us his car. Oh, all right, bye-bye. One came from behind. Hello. Of course you are a storm trooper. Well, may the force be with you. Would you like some candy? Turn it. Look at some candy. And I see in the distance the dread-deployered Red Robert. Would you like to look into the camera and say Happy Halloween? Would you like a piece of candy as well? No, I'll see one in there your life. Come on over. Yeah. This year, I am the 11th doctor from Dr. Who. The 11th doctor from Dr. Who. Very creative. Happy Halloween. Would you like some candy? A big bucket of candy. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Happy Halloween. I see some coming. How about you, young lady? Hello, hello. I see Elsa and Mario somebody. We'll be back soon when the costume is ready. All right. You have a joke for me. I think I do have a joke for you, but what do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? I don't know. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Are pirates generally Scottish? I think I'm falling into my Scottish accent. I gotta get out of that. Yes, generally from both. They have any kind of accent. They can have whatever they want. I really am taking a look at this bride. I wonder if she'll come on camera. I'm hoping she will. Is it your big day? We want to see that on camera. Oh, look at that. Love and marriage. It was here a little while ago. I think you win the prize for most creative. It's beautiful. And you get to wear a wedding dress again. Honestly, to get a little more mileage out of it, who could say no? I love it. Good sport. Beautiful. There's a camera there. Don't people get that? I'm really, really sorry. I'm actually not getting paid. Bear with me. I do. Trick or treater. Tell everybody what you are. I'm a tiger and a witch. You are a tiger and a witch. Can you say what you are? Ivy. What's your name? Charlotte. Would you like some candy? Right behind you. Have fun tonight. Look at your tiny little braids. Bear with frozen. Holy moly, that was a good one. Can you sing that song? No. Come on. You know the one. No. Where are kids? They can sing it. I have another joke for you. Good on this side or on this side? Red rubber. I'll do the joke in a minute. Oh, we have some more. Trick or treater coming. Look, there's a mom who's pretending to be pregnant for Halloween. Look at that. Right in here. Tell us about your costume. Oh, look at you, buddy. Are you a firefighter? You got candy. Wait a minute. Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. You guys look great. Would you like some? You want to introduce yourself to the folks at home and tell us what you're costume? Hi. All right. And you must be Sandy. Sandy and Knicky knocked me up. Part two of the story. We actually heard that part. Thank you so much for coming. Bye-bye. What's your name today? Emily. I'm assuming you are Halloween. Very nice. I know. I'm pretty smart. You are something between a vampire going to a masquerade party. Oh. I have a story. Would you like to tell us? I'm a vampire. I wear a masquerade mask so people don't know it when I sit there. Sneaky vampire. Really cool. You have a good night. Try to be nice to people. Thank you so much. Nice job, ladies. Have a happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Do I know any sea chanties? A bottle of rum. A person's name from Frozen. What is his name? Happy Halloween. And you are? Luigi. You have a great costume. Did you make it? No. You didn't. Really, really neat. Can I touch your belly? Thank you. Happy Halloween. You can pick a piece of candy. It might be hard because she's missing some teeth. You're Elsa. Can you say happy Halloween to your friends at home? Happy Halloween. Do you want some candy there? Do you want a piece of candy? Pick a treat. Help yourself to something there. Have a fun night tonight. You're beautiful. I see the scream or someone who is maybe too cool for candy. Hold on. Beautiful. Can I see a glitter witch? Come over and say hello. You are all white. Tell the folks at home who you are tonight. I am Padman's Towers. Wow. Very creative. This is very soft. It looks like it's keeping you nice and warm. Can you say happy Halloween to the folks at home? Happy Halloween. There's a piece of candy right behind you. And you look nice and warm. You are a witch. I love your hat. I don't know if people can see, but it has spiders crawling all over it. Really cool and creepy. Would you like a piece of candy? There you are. The folks at home, what you are. You are a ninja and will keep that very, very quiet under wraps. You can have a piece of candy. It's right behind you. Can you say happy Halloween to the folks at home? Happy Halloween. Come over here. Can everybody see you? Are you a monster? Can you make a monster sound? Go ahead. Really good. Happy Halloween. Here's your candy. Perfect. Step right up. The parrot keeps falling down. Hello. Skeletor. Skeleton. What is your costume? I am a grim reaper. You are the grim reaper. Move on over, grim reaper. You want some candy there. It's not time. Happy Halloween. Come on over and tell me what you are. I am a ninja and a dragon. You are a ninja dragon. Very super cool. I am a ninja dragon. Happy Halloween. Come on up. Can you talk with those teeth? Tell everybody what you are this year for Halloween. You don't want to. That's okay. You don't have to. You can just pick a piece of candy. There you go. You're very welcome. I'll see you later, buddy. Bye-bye. He's eyeing the whoppers. Okay. You did great. Hold on. We'll all go. We can do it in a group. Tell the folks at home. Happy Halloween. Are you a spooky witch or a good witch? You're a spooky witch. Very beautiful. You're very welcome. It's your turn, buddy. You can just pick some candy. You don't have to come up. It's very cool. Here you go. Want to show the camera your costume? Oh, yeah, let's see it. Nice. You have a great Halloween there. Oh, mommy, come over here. Look at this, folks. Look at that. Beautiful. Your muscles hulk and give us a good hulk sound. Do you want to do a buccaneer? Want to do a sword fight? Oh, fabulous. It's a massacre. I thought you was makeup on your face. Very cool. Have fun, guys. Oh, devilish. Can you say trick or treat? Can you say trick or treat? You'll be saying that quite a bit tonight. I'll get you a piece of candy. Bye, kiddo. Happy Halloween. You're welcome. Would you like some candy? Come step forward. Yay. It's an amazing mask. Tell the folks at home what you are. And then take this off. Yeah. Perfect. Functional. Homemade. Perfect. Happy Halloween. And what about you? I'm a spider queen. You're a spider queen. And now who drew the incredible spider and web? She did. Oh, is this mom? Wonderful. Happy Halloween. I like a mom who dresses up, too. Yeah. Here's candy. Oh, and she has a little... Come on over, girls. Turn to the camera and explain. What are you? I'm zombie Katy Perry. Zombie Katy Perry. I love it. And you? I'm a punk rock pirate. I love the combo. You look fabulous, ladies. Can you say happy Halloween together? Happy Halloween. Princesses. You are beautiful. Is this your sister? Or your friend? She's my cousin. She's your cousin. You guys look fabulous. Can you take a few more steps? And just say happy Halloween. There's your candy. The red, red Robert. It's a very long name and hard to remember. Thank you. Can you bring... ...my costume, too? What you're messing with in there, buddy? You don't want her to lose her keys. Come over here, buddy. Because you look fabulous. Look at you. Are you Jason? Hockey guy? That's something that has to do with hockey. Casey Jones. Oh, all right. Well, happy Halloween, Mr. Jones. And you're a zebra. And you're beautiful. Would you like some candy? You didn't know that was coming? Come on. For mommy? Yeah, that's mama stash. Come over here and tell everybody that you do that. No? She said she'd donate to the Fletcher Allen Children's Ward. That's really nice. Happy Halloween. You're going to have to take your child. Yeah. I'll go check. And, gents, come over here and let the folks at home see your fabulous costumes. Amazing. So, one at a time, tell me what you are. I'm a graffiti artist. You're a graffiti artist. That is incredibly original. Really great. And what are you? A clown. I was going to guess that, but I wanted you to be able to tell folks at home. I love your hat most of all. How are things looking out there right now? Good. Everybody safe and sound? Yeah. I'm glad to hear it. So, can you tell mom Pylia to have a safe and happy Halloween? Have a safe and happy Halloween. Perfect. I feel like a piece of my treasure. Treasure, his booties. Good one. I'll take you all. Take care of you. Have a good Halloween. Ooh. Come on in. Tell us, what are you? I don't really know what I am. Maybe I'm a mutant, maybe I'm a zombie. Not exactly sure. You're an unknown. You're having a bit of a Halloween identity crisis. Yeah. That's okay. We can talk about it after the holiday. Yeah. You look wonderful. Tell everybody what you are. I'm a dark mage. Wow. Did you make this? No. Both of my parents. You're lucky because you have parents that do that for you. Really cool stick. Happy Halloween. Would you like a piece of my treasure? Would you like to come into the camera and get a piece of candy, little girl? Come here and show us. What are you? I'm a dead nurse. You're a dead nurse? Wow. Are you off shift right now? You left the hospital? Sure. Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. You can have some candy. Happy Halloween. Can you say hello? What's your kiddie name? I don't know yet. You're thinking about it? You are beautiful. Can you say trick-or-treat? Turn around, there's candy. You are so sweet. Look at you. What are you? What are you for Halloween? A crab, a fish. A red fish. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Happy Halloween. You want another piece? You're beautiful. Happy Halloween. I love it. Most of all. You guys are beautiful. Can you say happy Halloween? Or trick-or-treat? Can you say boo? You're so sweet. Who came up with the know me idea? It was kind of a combination of both of us. It's really lovely. Is this second Halloween? Yeah. It's going to get much more fun. No kidding. Yeah. Happy Halloween, you guys. Cat in a hat with a fish. In the... We were standing around going, how are we going to find a pink fish? We walked into a store and there just happened to be a pink fish. We were like, this is the perfect costume, I guess. It was meant to be. Happy Halloween. You look fabulous. You take this with you. There you go. Bye-bye. It's like a know me, too. Yeah. Later. My throat's a bit parched. Later. Okay, so... Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Hmm. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? I don't know. Because he didn't have the guts, mate. Matey! That is a good one. Can I have a drink? A drink? Yes, a bit of the rum there. A bit of a nip of the rum. Halloween, I'm so glad that it stayed nice for people to be out and about and celebrate this holiday. We're live here at Orca Media. Tell us a bit about Orca. What could you do if you come down to Orca? Well, you can get some candy, that's for sure. You can get some candy tonight. But otherwise, you can make lots of cool videos. You can make your own TV show. Like we're doing right now. We're doing right now. So Orca Media is your community media channel here. In the city center in downtown Montpelier. We're here waiting for the Costin Parade to continue. We have a bit of a lull here. We do have a bit of a lull. Can you dance? Can you dance a jig? What do baby ghosts play? Think about it. What do baby ghosts play? I don't know. Peek-a-boo. That is a good one. I see some kids. Come in and show the camera. Come on in and stand right here and turn to the camera and tell us what you are. I'm a witch. You are a witch. Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Is that your witch voice? No. Do you have a character? Are you a good witch? You're a military. Thank you for your service. You're a soldier. I appreciate it. Happy Halloween. Refuel. Come on in. You look fabulous. Turn around here. You're an army skeleton. You're like an army dude that went to battle and turned into a skeleton. Are you haunting the earth for the rest of your days? Yes. Cool. Show us your costume. I'll get to you next. Can I touch your bones? Yes. How do you feel? Tell everybody who you are. I don't know. Can you say happy Halloween? Hi. You're beautiful. Did she get candy? Happy Halloween. That was very soft, but I heard it. There's candy. Have a good Halloween. You're scary. What are you? Evil that he is recommending that I not even ask him questions right now. That is a great line. We can give him candy. No questions asked. There you go. There's Harry Potter. I see a Harry Potter and I see an assassin. Give him all the candy he wants. Can you just look into the camera and say happy Halloween and a tough voice? Happy Halloween. All right. You're beautiful. Happy Halloween. Lightsaber. Sorry, seasonal allergies. Happy Halloween. May the force be with you. No. Did you know that Luke was your son? Not only Luke, but Noah and Will. Thank you. Happy Halloween, Mr. Vader. Sure. I get all confused. It's the same. Dark Vader and Anakin Skywalker. Did you never watch the movie? You're beautiful. Can you just look in the camera and say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Would you like some candy? I want some on my treasure. And you lost your beautiful brooch, kiddo. Be careful. Have a good Halloween. I see some more folks coming. Come on down here. You're the next contestant. Come on over. Come say hello. Tell me, you look great. What is the name of your costume? I'm a nerd. Come nerd, come over here. And not to be confused with the candies that are called nerds. Like a bookworm nerd. Yeah, like almost a Saturday Night Live character in a way. You look great. Happy Halloween. He has candy. Would you like to get some candy? No? You don't have to say anything. Maybe you should run like a football player while you get... Run in, get the candy, run out. You're welcome, buddy. Happy Halloween. She does look like a Saturday Night Live character. Exactly. Why do these people want to have conversations with you when they're off day? I'm sorry. This is just a community. We do things like that. You look great. Say Happy Halloween. Oh, you got teeth in. That's why you sound like that. You look great. Come on. Oh, you guys are so... You look great. Hey, robot. Would you like some candy? Yes. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween, buddy. I love it. He went for the Reese's... Good choice. That's a mighty fine jig there. That's great. Awesome, buddy. Really great costumes. Classic. And it's not a rock. You actually got candy. You do a chicken dance? Alright, so just shake your chicken bottom. Come over here. Just give a little shake of a chicken bottom. Shake, shake, shake. Happy Halloween. A mountaineer here, too. A mountaineer. Good luck in next year's season. Take care. I see more people. It's amazing the costumes they do here. They do a good job here with their costumes. They really do. And I love that moms and dads and grandmas and grandpas and grownups all get into it as well. Hello. Oh, scary. I'm going to take a shower. Because she's out tonight. Hurt someone. Two. Come over here, buddy. Hello, Happy Halloween. Is there any word of warning you would like to give to the folks at home? Well... Look out for zombies. Good advice. Two, but you're a big fellow, right? You can handle two. Yay! You're beautiful. Are you a ladybug? Oh, yay! Would you like a piece of candy, ladybug? There's some in there, isn't there? Wow, do you want another piece? Happy Halloween. Spider-man's right next to you. You better not get caught up in his web. You're a ghost. Very good one. Happy Halloween. Here's a piece of candy. Come show me. I don't know who's been waiting. But come on up. You shouldn't run away from it. Oh, good. You should stand up to your greatest fears and never give up. You should stand up to your greatest fears and never give up. Words to live by at Halloween. There you go. Well, great job, guys. Have a good night. Get some candy. Over here, buddy, this big stick turned. You look wonderful. Can you say trick or treat? Trick or treat. Perfect. Here's a piece of candy for you. I'm a wizard with... Oh, my God, it's wonderful. You look great. Happy Halloween. You're related to Gendall. Come over here, buddy. Look in the camera. What have you took this year for Halloween? It looks like you live in the woods and you do some fighting. I really like it. Happy Halloween. Here's some candy for you. Come here, sweetie. You look great. What are you this year? Oh, be very careful around her. Can you say Happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Thank you. There's your candy. Hello, Luigi. Step right up. You're very welcome. Can you just wave to the camera? Wave. Candy right behind you. Hi, beautiful. Are you Anna this year? You look gorgeous. Can you let the folks at home see how gorgeous you are Happy Halloween. Have a fun time tonight. There's treasure right behind you. So many... I don't think it's treasure. I disagree with you there. No, no, no. Treasure is anything that's precious. It's not even candy. Treasure can be coins. Treasure can be coins. She's right. It's as close as we've got tonight, though. You still get it, right? Because it's Halloween. They put, like, candy out when they're pirates. Yes, that's right. You're going to have fun eating it, right? Just a little bit. Have a good Halloween there. Have fun. See you later. Scooby-Doo-Bee-Doo. Where are you? This way so people can see you. And the pirates are going to give you some candy. Some candy that are Scooby-Doo. And look at you. I see a knight in shining armor. This is fabulous. Can you look at the camera just right here. Turn around this way and wave to the camera and say, Happy Halloween. Princess is waiting for a long time. Come here, sweetheart. And you need to go next. And you are a very cool firefighter. Princess. Hi, beautiful princesses. Handle. What do I say? I don't know. What are you asking for? You want more candy? Okay, so how about one more piece? You will, guys. See you later, Spidey. Come here, sweets. Did you already get some? Did you guys get some? Look at you. Come on in. You look awesome. Would you like this one? Happy Halloween. Did you kiss it? Did you get some of these, guys? That's my iPad. You guys got some? This is my microphone. It's for you, actually. Say hi. Say bye. Okay, see you later. Turn to the camera. You look fabulous. Are you a ninja? And is that why you're super quiet? Would you like some candy? Come here, buddy. Wow. Commando. And say happy Halloween and a tough guy voice. Happy Halloween. Awesome. Would you like some candy? Wow. Turn to the camera and tell everybody what you are. Are you a glamour zombie girl? Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Face makeup. Are you a tiger? A werewolf. Perfect. Happy Halloween. You look great. Right down to the shoes. You look great. Would you like some candy? Thank you. Trick or treat. Can you tell everybody what you are? A zombie. Can you say trick or treat? Trick or treat. Here's the candy. Help yourself. You're very welcome now. They did. Have a good night. Look at you. Do you want one Kenobi? No. What? Your Anakin. He was friends with Obi-Wan though. On the time where I was a good guy. Very cool. Would you like some candy? Have some treasure. Oh, look at you. That lights it. Do you want to show the camera your nice costume? All right. He knows exactly what he wants. Look at the fire in his belly. You look great. It's Princess Lay. No, she can't. She can't. You want some candy? She ran away. Look at you guys. You're a butterfly. You're very pretty. Can you wave to that camera? That's a very good butterfly wave. Have some candy there. Wow. Wait, did you see this one here? Hello, Harry. They let you out of school to go trick-or-treating. Very good. Have a good time tonight. Have some candy there. Thank you. Hold on. I'm hungry. Yummy. This is very cool. How long did it take for you to make it? About a week. Excellent job. Really cool. Have fun tonight. Very scary. Beautiful. Hello, Elsa. Are you feeling warm or cold tonight? Warm. Elsa's feeling warm tonight. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Would you like some candy? Trick-or-treat. She knows what to say. Princess Lay, it's not through. Would you like some candy, Princess Lay? Just take one. May the force be with you. Happy Halloween. Help me, Obi-Wan. Help me, Obi-Wan. Help me. Bye-bye. Julia, let me tell you a Halloween joke. Come over here. One minute, my... Your assistant. My assistant. Other noodles. Really clever. Tell you a Halloween joke, Jules. What do... What do farmers do during Halloween? Oh, close. What kind of earrings did you wear today to school? Candy corn. Harvest candy corn this time of year. Go trick-or-treating. You're going to go trick-or-treating very soon. Let's see. I have a joke. You have a joke. A pirate joke. What is a pirate's favorite golf score? Par. What is a pirate's favorite golf score? Par. Oh, you were telling me. Ha, ha, ha. Pirate's life for me. Oh, that's it. In a bottle of rum. A pirate's life for me. That's what I think it is. Can you sing something from the 60s? This is the don... What is that song? This is the donning of the age of Aquaria. Age of Aquaria. We have some people come on in and show us your costume. You don't want to go anywhere near the mic. I don't blame you. Come tell me. Come tell the microphone. I heard that evil scare grow. You look fabulous. You're the blue one, I can tell. With big muscles. Candy for you. Come on in. What are you? You're a skeleton. You look like you might glow in the dark. That's a really cool costume for night time. Have a happy Halloween. What's some candy there? Come on in, guys. Are you... I love it. Really cool. On stage, he's so cute. You've got a professional actor. Tell everybody... Ooh, that sounds spooky. That's really cool. Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Would you like some candy? Can you just wave to the camera and say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Wonderful. She can have some candy. Look at you, guys. What are you? A bat. Do you have bat wings? Really wonderful. Would you like some candy? He has the candy. You look so warm and fuzzy. He can't walk through the bowl, honey. Can you say happy Halloween? Not sure. Lion. I saw you last year. That's really cool. Hold on, sweetie. You can go this way. There you go. Hi, boys. Can you look into the good home? What you are? Your Batman? Scream. Really cool. Are you on the Halloween candy collecting trail? No. Do you have more places to go? Through the meadow. So you've got a lot of walking to do tonight. We'll be safe. Have a good Halloween. Yep. Thanks. Candy's right behind you if you didn't already get it. Very cool. What are you? I'm Tony Stark from Iron Man. Wow. This is awesome for tonight. How was it like? You can just wave. Just wave. Would you like some candy? Yeah. You're a Dalmatian puppy. You already get it. Are you a lion? Can you look in the camera and give a big lion? Beautiful. You run through. Maybe they won't see you on camera. Fake art guy, remember them. Yay. You're an evil fortune teller. Okay. What's my fortune? What's in store for me? They'll fall down a hole. I'll fall along with you. Muscles. Can you see anything? Very cute. Have a good time tonight. Have some of my treasure. Piece of candy. You look like a superhero of some kind. Go there, Ladi. Custom person, then you get a piece of candy. Bye-bye. Oh, you've got big strong muscles. Wow. Are you having a good Halloween? Yes. And you're beautiful. Would you like to say happy Halloween to the camera? Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Tell us what you are. I'm a spider queen. You're a spider queen. Tell us what you are. I'm a dead southern bell. A dead southern bell. Thank you, cowgirl. Happy Halloween, ladies. There's your candy. Bye, you look great. Oh, another scream. What is your noise that you can make on the air? Oh. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Would you like a piece of candy? Yes. Help yourself there. I do. It squirts out his face. Ladies, you look beautiful. We've got Anna. And then do we have Elsa with her? So you are sisters. Can you turn to the camera? Turn and say happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. There you go. Tell us what you are and then you'll get a piece of candy. Turn around this way. And tell everybody what you are. I'm a poodle girl. I mean I'm a fifties girl. A zombie. And what are you? Queen of Hearts. The Queen of Hearts, lovely. Are your feet cold? You're a zombie. There are a lot of zombies going off tonight. Hold on. This might not be the night to be out. There are so many zombies. Come over here, buddy. Can you just say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. There's your candy. Hi, guys. I'm Cliff Burton. Turn around there. And you, sir, what are you? I'm an adorable baby. And you will work for candy. And to get geladas. The Queen of Hearts SWAT. Must be very brave. Okay? And so many pieces of candy. I seem to have lost my jokes. Ever. After Christmas. Christmas. American spend $2.5 billion a year on Halloween alone. That's about as much as I spent on candy tonight. $2.5 billion we spend. We must really love this holiday. That's a lot of doubloons. That's a lot of gold pieces of coins. Isn't that a doubloon? I don't know. Don't know a pirate? No idea. Halloween is a holiday world. We started celebrating Halloween back 2,000 years ago. It's a Celtic holiday. They were trick-or-treating 2,000 years ago. 2,000 years ago there were customs that are similar to the ones that we do today. Like carving rutabaga and turnips instead of pumpkins. They didn't have Reese's peanut butter cups. They did not. They baked bread. And they left loaves of bread for one another. And they left them outside to ward off the evil spirits. And they also dressed up in costume so they could walk amongst the dead of the evil spirits and not be noticed. That is the origin of Halloween folks. It's important to know who are the witches? Where did they come from? Put your parrot back. He doesn't like to be in my shoulder. He likes to be in their comfy. Hello everybody. Happy Halloween. What are you? You're in a hurry. Aren't we all? Rumpelstiltskin. And what are you? Joker. The best spaulding player ever to be. Wow. Happy Halloween guys. Absolutely. The pirate has some booty. Yeah, I said booty. Would you like to come and get some candy? Could maybe hold it in your hand. No? Okay. We'll hold on. We'll wait for you. No problem. We'd like to pause for this moment to make a brief announcement. Thank you to our sponsors tonight. Who are they? We're being sponsored tonight by the pirates of Penzan. They're our funny sponsor. Hey, look who we got here. Hello. That was a very good twirl. Excellent twirl. If you do it a little bit faster, maybe the skirtles go out a little bit. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. There's a lot of candy here left. You sure do. Maybe we should donate it. To me. To Julia. Well, first of all, we should thank our sponsors tonight. Yes, go ahead. I'd like to thank Steve for doing an awesome job on the camera. And for all the other folks at Orca that helped organize. Getting set up for all of this. Meryl's in there running the booth. Can you see him in there? Hi, Meryl. Thank you. He's going to this twin brother. That's his costume. He's going as Mickey. He's going to be here. You really are. That's super. Can you put your glasses on for us so we can just see? They're really great. You have like the mirror glasses. Yeah. Have you had to arrest anybody tonight? Oh, no. Dorothy's been arrested. Oh my goodness. Dorothy, how do you feel about being arrested this evening? Can I ask you a question? Do you ever make the perpetrators walk the plank? Yeah. Dorothy, where's Toto? Toto's home. Back in Kansas. There's no place like Kansas. Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Can you show the camera? Happy Halloween. I love your red clogs. Thank you. Have a good Halloween. That's a peace officer. That's a peace officer. Come on in there. That's a candy. You're beautiful. Can you show the camera your nice shit? Are you a little pony? Say happy Halloween. Trick or treat. Just have some candies. Which one do you want? Well, you look beautiful, Mom. Happy Halloween. Thank you. Hi. Look at you. Turn to the camera and say happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. You're pretty scary. Happy Halloween. Nice job. I'm curious. Thank you. Come over here. This is very interesting. Tell everybody what you are. Robot from a band. Nice. Can I just touch your pants? Wow. Those are cool. Happy Halloween. You look great. See you later. Have a good Halloween. Happy Halloween, guys. Thanks for stopping by. What are we doing for time there? I'm not sure. You be a good pirate. I'll go see how much time we have left. Oh, righty there. Oh. So, one of these days, we'll have to take a poll on what people's favorite candy is. Julia, do you like out of here, do you like Whoppers, Hershey's, Kit Kats? What's your favorite candy at Halloween? Whoppers. Would you like some? Hello. Tell everybody at home who you are. Hi, what are you? Turn to the camera and see what you are. That's great. Did you make that big gun? Really cool. Are you a ghost skeleton? You're a peacock. You have a beautiful peacock skirt. Can I show people at home? Hold on over here for one second. Look at how beautiful it is. Gorgeous. Trick or treat. Hi, everybody. I didn't know. He can just have a piece of candy. She's in charge of them. Say hi. Did you get candy? She's full of polka dots. You're a gun ball machine. Catch your brother. Hi, beautiful princess. Happy Halloween. That's a buccaneer. A zebra? Can you turn around? Happy Halloween. Can you say happy Halloween? You can have candy anyway. Would you like a piece of candy? Beautiful Elsa? Are you Elsa? Oh, Santa Lucia. Here's some candy for you, honey. Hi. Are you Dorothy? You look beautiful. Can you turn to the camera? And just say happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. There's your candy. Wow, come here, buddy. You look fabulous. Are you a wizard? I'm a wizard. You look great. Do you do magic? And cast spells? Wow. Would you like some candy? And then you're going to make it disappear? See you later. Happy Halloween there. Santa Lucia. Beautiful. Look at you. And can you twirl so the folks at home can see everything? You're brave. Just do a little turnaround. Really beautiful. Can you say happy Halloween? Happy Halloween. Thank you. There's some candy for you. See you later. Come on over. Tell everybody what you are. I'm a Dr. Seuss character. You're a Dr. Seuss character. You look like a Dr. Seuss character. You look very comfortable. Would you like some candy? See you later. We've got beautiful... Hold on. You look gorgeous. Can you come over here for one minute? And just say, Chick-a-Tree. Chick-a-Tree. No? All right. Have some candy. Boys, come on over. Come show me your great costumes. We've got a skeleton and we've got Captain America. I'm a girl. You're a girl. Okay. There's your long hair. Say happy Halloween. Say Chick-a-Tree. Chick-a-Tree. Can you say happy Halloween? Have a hedgehog from the book. Here, turn this way. There's the camera. Can you say Chick-a-Tree? Chick-a-Tree. There's some candy for you. We prefer the treat instead of the trick. You want some help there? Bye-bye. About 10 minutes left here. We can shut down whenever they stop coming. Indeed. We are going to be going out later this evening to do our own looting and pillaging of candy buckets that belong to our children. That sounds good. I like that. It's called parental tax. Plundering. Plundering. And stealing. Fevery. Fevery. It's a pirate life for me. I'm foolery. I'm foolery. Well, now. I think that that might be the end. I think we should. Peace out, man. Happy Halloween. See you next year.