 Greetings, everyone. This is James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions. And before I go on to do my next video talk show, I am stopping by from my immediate area off Route 17 South in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the one and only, the famous Bendick Steiner, as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld Netflix series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That's right. It is in my close area and I love it here. Outstanding food, outstanding coffee and I will go in soon before I go on to do my next show. James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions here. And aside from the famous Bendick Steiner in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, Route 17 South, right behind the famous Teterboro Airport where everyone with private jets lands who wish to visit New York City. We are right next door, directly next door to the famous Bananas Comedy Club in the Holiday Inn on Route 17 South in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey. And there it is. The famous Bananas Comedy Club with a very highly rated Gabriel's Restaurant. You get complaints online why it wasn't here earlier to investigate saying why are we getting complaints. What's wrong? You don't listen. But you tell you and they don't listen. But when they tell you they're going to fix central air and they don't, to me that's contempt for the customer. Well it is. They don't care. They just don't care. It's like a politician. They don't care. Well they don't care when people keep walking out and they don't even do money. But you see, when we were talking outside about lying and insincerity, they came, they had big Cheshire cat smiles, the husband and wife. Oh yeah, don't worry. We're on it. We're going to fix it. The franchise owners. I had a talk with them. Yes I did sir. The owners? The husband and wife. They were both here. He's a bald guy from up north in Greenwich, Connecticut. No this guy wasn't bald. He was chubby. He was just chubby. This is a bald guy. But maybe that was a regional. Maybe regional. You can speak to the owner. Oh so the, oh Greenwich, Connecticut huh? Gee he must be doing quite well for himself. He owns 49 of these. And he can't afford to fix friggin' air conditioning. They're fixing this. They can do it redoing the whole place. Yeah but not in a timely fashion. It was next month. They're dragging their ass. This is hot. This is bone stew. This is brutal. No it's not brutal. This is cool. No yesterday was brutal. But I wasn't, I was at happy hour. I got back. I had to go out in the shower. So this is all, this is just all. I was at La Fortaleza in Garfield. I had to do an happy hour. Oh. Having Modelo Especial. I had one because my brother-in-law explained to me how tough DWIs are in New Jersey nowadays. That's nothing new. Zero point something, blah blah. Is this like a brain store for men or something? It's been horrible for over 10, 15 years. Like one stinkin' beer is gonna like put me over the top. Whatever a cop wants to do, he'll find something to get you through it. What the hell did I have? Oh I had roast pork, soft tacos, and one Modelo. And it was quiet over there. They all know me there by now. I was still up to the owner. Really lovely place. Midland Avenue in Garfield, New Jersey. Yeah. Well you know Paseik Street that goes to River Road? Anyway, it's not that far from us. It's probably like 10 minutes from here. Of course. I wish the idiot would. Oh with the vest and the sports jacket? Well that's the other one. Joseph. I got to the other day. You brought them? I brought them back. He doesn't even brush his hair from Christ's sake. Hair straight, strings coming out of his shoes. You know really, you're present. He's bodily maintenance. Maybe Albert Einstein is his mentor. That's why he never gets more than 8 people. But you know to have somebody look you, you know it's worse than regular pathological liars when somebody can look you in the eye, both eyes, and lie to you. In general. Generally speaking. Maybe because they believe in themselves. Oh, like the hoarder Eileen, yeah. It's what they say. It's what everybody else is called. You're not listening. Now I have a hunch that when she goes and gets the same Benedict medallion blessed, she's not going to remove it from the package and she forgot to bring the holy word. Watch. Whatever sound advice you give that woman, she'll yes you to death, but she won't apply it. To show how you can be mentally sick, you've got to get rid of it. Oh God. Or get elected. All Trumps? I mean to be mentally unstable and get elected too. And here, they're so, they're so, they're so stingy that they can't even pay the cable bill so we can watch CNN. The manager had to bring in her own antenna. Holy crap. Oh my God. You know what the, you know what the own, the bullheaded owner reminds me of Jeff Bozo Bezos of Amazon. The guy that looks like he has a dildo for a head? Yeah. I hear he's got, he's using agency people that get no benefits now. He's just agency people. To work. He's a multi, multi-billionaire for many times over. Right. I think he's one of the wealthiest people on earth. Second I think. The guy that owns Alibaba in the mainland China, I think, is one of the wealthiest, if not the wealthiest. Well, Putin doesn't like competition to run against him. They kind of like have accidents, you know. You can talk about wealth. Yeah. The wealthiest guy. Yeah. Well, if you're a friggin' dictator, I guess you can control everything. But still, no other dictator's been worth that much. You know, a half-frozen beer would not be that bad right now. Not half-frozen, at least 25%. Well, this sucks. There's no air moving at all. Now, this is absolute proof of totally disrespecting your customers. Contempting your customers. And this guy lives, of course he lives in Greenwich, Connecticut. He's like the super-wealthy, friggin', you know. There's McDonald's that I come to here in Hasbro-Kites. Does the owner care at all about his customer base? Oh, God. Contempt, yeah. Disrespect. Does he deserve to own this McDonald's and all the others that he does own? And you said it's 49, right? Yeah. He's got to be loaded. Loaded with loot, brother. He's a stupid non-chairman with money. Maybe because he is so wealthy, he becomes like, he doesn't care because he owns so many. That's not right. But that's a bad attitude. That's not right. There's so many people that are wealthy and they don't care at all. You know, it's like, you ever hear stories and somebody opens up a restaurant, family-owned, and they start off, you know, caring about customer satisfaction. They just don't care. And then they get really established. And then they start cutting corners. This guy is a jackass. And I've seen it. I've seen it. Once you, you know, they get so established and then it just... Jackass. It's a human nature problem. It's a way of attitude problem. You never, you never stop putting your customers, you know, first. Well, I do. Yeah. I mean... This is not right. It could be something as easy as built in obsolescence of a light bulb that burns out. You know. Well, could you imagine, yesterday I wouldn't have stayed here that long. That was 10 minutes. I said, I thought I could talk to this. I'm out. Oh, yeah. Well, you got, you've got every indoor room imaginable over there with the AC cranked up. Everything's cool. Why should you suffer over here? Bananas. What do you call it? Gabriel's restaurant. Even the hallways are leading to the rooms. Yeah, they're nice and cool. The bar. The bar at Gabriel's. This is your sports shirt. They have a television at the bar at Gabriel's. Yeah. Oh, it sounds like a sports bar. No, it's not that. At least two or three. Yeah, but if there are games on, you'll see, yeah. Nice big pool. Oh, yeah. Beautiful pool. Right. I'm sure. It's very comfortable out by the pool today. Oh, it's huge. Look, look, it's, I think it's only in 85 or something or eight. Yeah, but it's multi-use. Then you come in here and you swelter. This is blue. Look how long it took for your goddamn coffee. Because, because, because no one was keeping on top of the coffee machines. There was nothing. That's great. In the pot, by the way. That's great. It's not the, you know. It's incompetent. I would have said it would come out. Yeah. You know what? Let's cool off outside. I hit you when you walked out and you're like, wow. Gramercy pot. Here are McDonald's. We've had breakfast. Our friend Eileen, she blatantly lied to my friend Jimmy and myself about her relationship with Ray. Yeah. She looks just right in the eyeballs, too. Son of a bitch. That day, months ago, on a Sunday, yeah, I think it was, it was a weekend day. That weekend day when Ray left, she left for kind of 20 seconds running after her. Was she running after Ray to meet with Ray? Hmm. Hmm. Some secluded rendezvous across the avenue, cocktails for two. Yeah, she lies. She looks at you in the eye and lies, which is worse. You know, Jimmy, that's the way it gets fucked, these people, you know. You do what you're fucking doing, right? I don't know. You're sick of, not you, but you're sick of your shit. You know what I mean? You lie to us, you don't do it, you're out of a block. My guy, my guy. Let's stop that once since I can call her out. Let's say, my guy, you haven't seen him in the fucking over a year. You know what? I told my sister, Alicia yesterday, you know, concerning all the aggravate, all the aggravation that people get in general, with relationships and marriages and everything. I says, now I know why certain men are lifetime bachelors. They choose to be bachelors. Remember Vincent Gardenia the actor? He, he died a bachelor. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think he was, well, I don't know if he was ever married, but he was a, he was a, an admitted life long bachelor. He just didn't want, I know a guy from Dumont that lives in San Diego, Donald, Donald Boos. He goes on, he goes to resorts all the time, goes to Vegas, goes everywhere. He lives by, he has a roommate, no significant other, no marriage, nothing. He comes and goes as he pleases. It doesn't make sense to me, the same person, everything, the same person. Yeah, but you know what's even worse? When they, when they complain and say, why do you have those hobbies? Why do you, I don't like your friends. Why do you do that? You know, oh, you like that? I heard a girl with a guy talking over here in the parking lot a few weeks back. Yeah. He was smoking. She was heavy, very heavy. Oh, Jesus. Why don't you quit smoking? I myself, I laugh. I said, you're hard to save. Quit eating. That was, that was cute. No. Why don't you quit eating? You quit smoking, you quit eating. In other words, she's like, she's like Chris Christie, like, come on, don't, you know, you're pretty good at smoking. Look at you. Why don't you quit smoking? I mean, you know, don't call, Mrs. Crabs, you don't call me Norman, call me Chubsy, Ubsy. I sit there and I'm watching, I'm like, what the fuck is her problem? But that, it doesn't end there, right? Yeah. My friend, Joe, the old guy, he saw one day, he knows I get impatient, you need to. Yeah. You have to learn to be patient. I said, whoa, you wait a minute, my shot. Why do I have to learn to be patient? Why should I learn to be patient? Where is that written? I said, what's your point? Why do I have to learn to be patient? He couldn't connect it with anything? I'm not sure right now. Tie it into anything. No, I forget what it was when I was on the highway. I said, I'll come on over. But my point was to him, he couldn't argue it. Why do I have to learn to be patient? I don't want to be patient. I'm not patient. I don't like waiting on shit. I give you, I give you an example. Back in the day, I was in Bob the Accountant's car. And Bob the Accountant, along with many other idiosyncrasies that he had, he would be driving on a major highway In this case, it was Garden State Parkway. He was in the left lane going 35 to 40 miles an hour. Everybody was blowing a horn at him. Move over. What are you doing? You're in the You're in the You're in the fast lane, man. He was in the middle lane. I said, listen, you push that pedal on the right a little harder. It will go faster. I had to fit up here on the Boulevard with that beat. Oh, like Tom, I was selling time. I said, SUV cop car. Oh, I said, pull over. Pull over. You better pull over, Mac. I yelled again. I said, pull over. Fuck over. What? I said, you're lucky he's going on a call. You just escaped a $250 fine. What do you mean? I said, whatever you see, just lights and or a siren. You yield. Both sides have to pull over. You have to yield. You didn't budge. I don't know that. You lived here 30 some odd years. You don't know that. Any siren, EMTs, police officers pull over. Both sides. I said, my God, I'll beat you. I bet that sound the written test when you get your license. You have to yield to a siren. Both sides, though. Right. What? Like I'm saying, if somebody's on the highway, get and you want to go 40 miles an hour, get the hell in the right lane where the exits are. Don't people don't don't stay in the left lane. And everybody's like, everybody's tailgating and blowing the horn. You aware? So I'm sounds like Bob drove like his personality. He didn't know what the hell is this. Well, no, he was a very stubborn and lots of way selfish man. I says, why, you know what you are? Remember when Mr. Magoo yelled, roadhog, you're a roadhog. You're hog in the highway. You have no business being. Well, he was pulled over one time in North Arlington or Belleville. I forgot. He was telling me the story. He went to this go-go bar over there and the cop got him for something called channelization. In other words, the way he he tailgated, he actually like tailgated the cop and then went around him like, like really fast. Like, I don't know, the cop didn't like what he did and gave him a ticket. So, I says, you don't stay in the fast lane if you're going 40 miles an hour. Man, get in the right lane. You're embarrassing me. Well, one of the states right lane accepted. You know, a cop will think if you're going too slow in the highway, he'll think you're drunk or high. They say slow drivers cause more when the elderly drive. Get the country so hard. Yeah. You ever hear the Jerry Seinfeld joke about when the person, the older the person gets, the shorter they get and the bigger their car gets until you you see the little head sticking up like that. Well, my doctor told me, this is true. That's your body because the shrink at age 30 except for your ears and nose. Oh, that's why George Burns had I told him, I said, oh, what can I say? Groucho Marx. Something in Dumbo. A chimpanzee has, no, another chimpanzee. Something in Dumbo. But I told him, Jimmy Duranty. Hot cha-cha-cha my nose. But that's for your ears and nose and the only two things that don't shrink. That's a lovely thought. But I said, oh, you're his brand. Dumbo. And you know what? It's not so much lack of calcium. It's hormones. Your hormones change. Human body. Like when they talk about a porosis in post-menopausal women. They found out it was lack of estrogen. Your ears and you know I said, Oh great, I'll look like it. But Pinocchio on Dumbo. Oh, Pinocchio must be referring to Donald Trump. Everybody in this room Everyone in this room has untapped potential. I told you about my body I had to film a documentary with all these motivational speakers like, Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins. He said, you should have heard them, they were all in agreement together and I was outside of it. He said, you ought to hear them laughing at the people. Even Reverend Ike used to laugh when he used to pick up all the donations. He said, they buy into the shit. All these suckers. They laugh at it, yeah, they laugh. They laugh at it about it. Give them motivation. No, they'll give you. Listen, when this guy that's tried to call me now, he does seminars nationwide and worldwide now. Actually, I don't know how he gets the suckers, but anyway, I listened. He wanted me to video his seminar. I did it as a favor. I listened to what he did. He had the people warm up with 100 reps as he told stories. I would say 95% of the seminar was all storytelling and he's laughing. Oh, guess what? I'll tell you this story now. And he's laughing. And I'm like, Do any of you realize what's inside of each of you? He got $500 ahead of the potential that you have. We've got to bring it out. You know what? In order to bring it out, you've got them. In order to bring your potential out, you need to empty your bank account. $500. Oh, gosh. Yeah. I mean, when it comes to televisions, you'd be surprised how cheap, flat screen, smart, the new smart TVs have got. You point to one guy in an audience, you. You may not do you what's inside of you. You. You. It's incredible. Yeah, but they got to send you to $500 to $1,000 first. I know. It's the water. Here's my new book. My DVD collection. If you feed an ego, you'll make money. Really? Me? You think I have untapped potential? Oh, you can't imagine. Tell me more. No idea what you're losing out on because you haven't tapped what's inside. Is it my astrology sign that makes me so special? What makes me so special? Every sign is special. Oh, that's nice of you to say that. You know what? I am going to buy your DVD collection for an additional $149.99. You know how easy and even easier to make money? Making a little half of it, like 10, 20 pages. Sell it for just $10.00. And motivated. Your voice alone would fill a room, a hotel, what do you call them? Bankwood rooms? Bankwood. Bankwood hall. You have no, you. And unlike these other people, I'm not selling you a whole book or a whole set. Mine is a booklet, 10 pages, 10 dollars. And you know what? When you're at the podium, I bet that you can take the amulet out there in your seminar. People, I want to show you that I am in touch with the cosmic energy coming from the galaxies of the universe. Meet my amulet. Amulet. Do these people really have untapped potential in my seminar? And they'll go, yes. And they'll be like, oh my God, he's not, he's not moving that pendulum. Well, they would lie. You know, they would lie. I think it's somebody backstage working. Are you talking about Three Card Monty? The show game, remember that? Yeah. Was it a split tee or something? No, it was a walnut show. It was a walnut show. It was a hole. Oh yeah, the P went through the hole on the tip. Look at this. It's so humid. You can get some fries and go, we'll go. Yeah, you know what? Enough is enough. You know, why suffer? Well, at least we had some laughs. They don't want us to be comfortable. Next to the famous bananas country club. What am I saying? Comedy club. This has been a Mega Lab 21 production.