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And I swear to God I seen a nigga with an 85 South show at home through his astronaut visor. Now you might think I'm bullshit, but I ain't got no lot to tell you, man. Let me just take a moment to show you and tell you the places that this shirt and this merchandise right here behind me has gone. Niggas have set me pictures at the pyramids wearing this shit. Niggas are all like friends with funny looking pants, doing a stupid little dance, every other chance with this shit on. Wait a minute. I get so excited. I just can't hide it. Did you see the new shirts we got for the women with the big titties? We got two big titties shirts. You ass and we listen. Look at that. Ain't no bra going under that. It's just gonna be titty brash, ariola, nipple area. Because the summer is coming and they need them to be free. Bruh, little women, big women, women with little big titties, and women with big titties. What they fit all up in there? I'm talking about when she lay down, they still gonna be titties. They ain't gonna fall. Even if she got some big, big aerials, they're supposed to come out the bottom of everything she wear, not them, till they stretch it at the bottom. Chico back. Yeah, Chico back. You know what I'm saying? He been over there for family reasons and things of that nation. But I'm gonna let him tell you about that when it's his turn to tell you about that. I got a lot of catching up to do. Shout out to all the people in the comment section. They be getting people right when they had the wrong information. But them 85% do not play about this show. Because they been here. And they know they won't let the shoes slide. And they keep saying, nigga, let's be that every episode. Nigga, I'm the glue. If I'm gonna come to work, won't nobody else come? That's the truth. Hey, man, hey, hey, you ain't got to work hard. You just got to be there. If you be there. Come on, old school, come on, man. Shoot, man, go old school. Come on, man. We about to take this shit. I don't know what level they think this is on. If we on level 99, we going to 100. No, no, no, no, no. Yes, the fuck we are. No, I think we got to switch the degrees. Why? Because I think we about to go to the upper number. So we need higher numbers. We need to be Celsius. Don't water start boiling at like 135 Fahrenheit. Yeah. Okay. So at Celsius, it's got to be like two something. I think the scale need to be bigger. You understand what I'm saying? Intelligent nigga conversation going on. Wherever it is, we try to get to the morning. Intelligent nigga conversation going on. We read the comments. We read them. We know who they want to see on the show. What they gonna say? Who available? We finna set the tone. We got a schedule. They want to know how to get so and so. Go get them. Go get them. The same people they been telling me to go get. They the same people they been scared to come talk to them. Set the tone. Come on. Go get them. They got people scared. Set the tone. How you gonna go get them? Because they don't know about it like criticism. But we ain't even hear the criticism. We ain't never criticize nobody on this show. We're not critics. But you know what this show is critical. For a lot of people. It's critical, but we ain't never criticize nobody. You know what this show is? This show is the insolent of the streets. Y'all might need this. I know they need it. You can't do nothing without the insolent. You might need it. You gonna pass out. You might need it. Whether your sugar high or your sugar low. This your show. We keep this shit so black. We have dropped this show at every time slot on the Friday. We the king of timeslots. For her to be asking me. From midnight to midnight. When is it coming? No we don't know. It come on when it won't. This is not my department. It come on when it won't. For show. That's up to the engineers. We got a engineering department. They got a lot of engineers. You loop this fucked up J.L. Wayne. You got to loop that again. Give us something else. You fucked it up. He just been slacking lately. He been holding on to good shit. He was looping it as he went. He was trying to catch it. He think he don't got to fuck with us. Because everybody fuck with him now. He think I don't know him and Lil Yachty working on some shit. Word. You see how he only giving me like three beats a week now? That's it. How he gonna cut me off and on the plug? That nigga. He cut us off. He cut us off. He cut us off. Me too. Word. Word. I remember when he first came around. He used to go down. You had a good talk. And you don't even play that bitch now. You just give me about half a beat. Like two a week. I'll be like, damn J.L. Wayne. Is everything sweet? Is it beef? Or is it beef? Is it beef? Niggas sound like he made this bitch with his feet. With his feet. I'm like God damn. God damn. You gotta bring that vibe back. You know what we do to them J.L. Wayne tracks. We gon' Mack every time. He was playing some shit that was hard. I was like, whoo. Shit. Oh my God. He cut it off. Like no. That ain't for you. I got some shit that you gon' love. Wait till you hear it fool. I'm like, Wayne. Leave your Wayne. And he ain't never play that shit out like I did. God damn J.L. Wayne. God damn J.L. Wayne. Then this nigga started playing some shit from a white church revival. I like that. That's the type of shit I'm into now. Shit that nobody else want. Kanye was fucking with the intro part though. With the little jingles. What you see? That just made Clayton sit up. They the whole thing goes. This is the beginning of Ozark. Niggas playing the jug on this bitch. Bruh. This is a revival in the mountain nigga. This is when you go see Trouble on Grand Theft Auto. And you gotta do that first mission. In the name of Jesus. Jesus. You're going to hell. You're going to hell. Everybody's going to hell. The world's in abomination right now. We're gonna have the snakes. Wear the snakes. Bring the snakes out. What made you make this one? What was you watching that made you make this one J.L. Wayne? It was a hazard. Yeah, a dream of all. Man. That nigga woke up and took a third of an axe peel. He just took the dust and rolled it on his teeth. He was probably at home. Bruh. This made me want to have one. You made this shit with a pink tank top on. Man, I challenge you to a duel nigga. This is the... You know when niggas drive cross country? Right. And they show you how far they go on the map. This is how they play. They play this shit. Right. You know what this shit sound like? This shit sound like this town ain't big enough for the both of us nigga. It's the last Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Mississippi. This town ain't big enough for the both of us nigga. For real. Johnny Cash will fuck this up. For real, bruh. This one is different than J.L. Wayne. Who we gonna get out here? I don't know who we gotta get out here. We started out west and we made our way back east. Right. It's the RV of this going through circles. Going through so many trials and tribulations along the way. The longest way possible. And they show the niggas stopping the horse sleep and they grilling that meat. That montage when they show the cowboys getting good at everything. Yeah. He's shooting all the cans. These niggas in the sink now. The bottle shooting this shit. Right. The Indian nigga that showed them how to shoot off the horse. He hanging off the side of that bitch. The Indian nigga got a show to do. Didn't they show a nigga just walking regular with the horse behind him every time he stopped the horse. Finally get the little Indian bitch to start fucking with him again. Show a nigga in the bar fight when he's punched one time and knocking nigga over the bar. BAM! You didn't drink that nigga drink. Wouldn't be a cowboy movie if you didn't have at least one scene where somebody was throwing a knife like that. Kiss the nigga and close it. This is right. Learn everything from one Indian. Chief Strongbowl. Chief Strongbowl. He wasn't fucking with him in the first place. With Chief Strongbowl. This is how smart the Indians be in the cowboy mood though. They're gonna train three white boys to be ready for battle as soon as the night before. That's when they break the news. I'm not going with you. But chief, I mean everything you taught me you're ready to go along. Did he throw some shit on that nigga forehead? Watch this shit from the mountains. He hit him with some real shit. The test of a warrior is what he does alone. The test of a warrior is what he does. The test of a true wolf is how he behaves outside the pack. These motherfuckers wake up the next morning. He gone. No matter what time he wake up. Like the nigga in the tree. That nigga eating. He got their peanuts watching that shit. Everybody got that right. Somebody's gonna buy this beat J-O-N watch. They're gonna go platinum. Kanye Woon. It's coming on the new Red Dead Redemption. The new Red Dead Redemption. This is the intro song. The intro. When you first learned how to... Square for Sprint. We need to redo that game in black. The tutorial stream. We need to redo the whole game in black. Let's do it. Red Dead Redemption and The Black Virgin. Black Dead Outlaws. We don't get the credit. Buffalo Soldiers was real. They was really out there doing that shit. They won't make no game about it. Cowboys. It was us. You'd have seen them pictures of the niggas in that moment. Yup. If it wasn't us, they would have said cow men. That's how racist they are. That was jeans. What'd you say? That was jeans. That was jeans. What'd you say? Cow men. They was niggas. Hey boy. Hey boy. Boy, get off that goddamn cow. It's a horse, son. You look like a goddamn horse. Your black ass off that cow. How'd you get that horse to let you ride it? I've been hitting this one every goddamn day in the face. And it won't let me get on its back. Well, look over there, Jesse. Damn this thing you ever seen. A monkey riding a horse. Motherfucker, say some real racist shit. Well, guess what, Jim? I got me a horse that's a nigger lover. Frankie. I think you better sell that horse. I won't get rid of it. It's a really good horse. But I came outside the other day, and I mean this king was just riding my horse all around. I mean doing tricks on him and everything. He loved it. Probably haven't. It was a nigger. The first nigger that rode a horse got in trouble. Yeah. Because Massa had horses, but there wasn't nobody riding them. Massa, I don't mean to be the bear of bad news, but Jesse can ride that horse. Shut your mouth. Go get Jesse. Because couldn't nobody else ride that horse? Hell no. Boy, get up there and ride that horse. No sir. No sir. But you know Jesse was talking shit when it was Jesse the nigger, like that and all that. And they don't know what the fuck he doing up there on that NAD. I show him how to ride that son of a bitch right there. He's like, you ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, Jesse. Show it is. Watch. Soon I get my shot. I'm gonna show him. I'm the baddest man on the plantation on that horse. That was a hell of a day on the plantation because that was the first time a white woman seen a nigger with his shirt off. He had to have his shirt off? Nigger, he was outside fucking with the horses. He was fucking with the horses. That's when she saw what it was. The way you tame that horse. The white lady was on him. Then on out. And then we knew how to deal with shit being, think it is, a nigger had to teach white people how to ride horses without touching them. Hmm. We had to teach motherfuckers how to goddamn watch their ass touch them. You imagine knowing how to ride a horse perfectly, right? But you gotta tell them motherfuckers but you can't touch them. You can't touch them. Niggers had to know how to go places without being able to read. That's some cold shit. When you got to go somewhere and just know how to get there because you can't show that you know what that sign says. Nigger, how much pressure was that? Niggers don't get enough credit out here, man. We the most magical motherfuckers that ever existed, bro. You think white people ever go home after being around some cool ass black people and just be like, oh, I wish we could still buy them. Oh, yes. Yes. Love, Carlos. Yeah. Buy that motherfucker. God, I don't give a fuck. How much would it cost to own for you to live with us? Not to own you. You're free. You can leave when you want to leave. But even let you drive the Tesla. Come on. What do you need to live with? Just leave. You can get your own guest house and everything. Just live with us. Please, just live with us. I want you to meet my mom. How much would it cost? My mom, my dad. A year. The kids love you. A year. The kids love you. How much a year? A year. How much you make? Brent doesn't take to anyone the way it takes to you. Listen, I'm not asking. Dude, it's not offensive, right? Is this offensive? I was watching the toy the other day with Richard Pryor. And I think you're the new Richard Pryor. And I want you to live with us. Just a question. How much do you think white people like black people on the low? On the low? On the low? On the low? Oh, you can tell. I don't give a fuck. How much they hate us? You know how you can tell. How much do you think they crumb on the low? Tick-tock. You can tell how much they like us from tick-tock. When you look at tick-tock, you can see just how much they love black people. The range of white people. I'm talking about shit. They want black-haired shit. That's the whole app. Like, listen, they got the the new Megan Stallion song. They ain't made no tick-tocks. No black influencers made no tick-tocks. And you should see these white people trying to figure out what to do to this dance. They're waiting on the moment. I'm talking about they got this song saying hands on your knees, shaking ass on your thighs. Shit, these motherfuckers. They hands in the air. It's like, bro, they don't know what to do. They're like, hands on my knees are am I supposed to touch my knees or am I doing it? Do you put your hands on my knees or do I put my hands on my knees or what? Like, they love us. If we don't show up, but think about this, I'll take you even further back. Think about the white kid that had the shoebox all his black shitty fuck with up on his bed that he had to have. He's sneaking. He's sneaking and listening to rap. All the way back. The hands on noise listening to rap. Because you imagine that, that first parent, they heard that they son, like, I'm talking about the real little... What the fuck is this, three-sixth mafia? Nigga, I'm talking about remember what they did with NWA, like the first motherfucker that walked in the room and heard, fuck the police coming straight from the... Come on. What did your uncle do to you? Come on. Your dad's an officer, Jesse. Your grandfather's a police officer. Your dad is an officer. You don't want to fuck your dad. Fuck dad, mom. Coming straight from the underground. A young nigga's got his bag because I'm brown. Asshole. I am brown. Brown. He started to cry. I'm brown on the inside. I'm fucking brown. I hate it here. Who the fuck you got hated here? I'm fucking hated here. Do you ever like do a show like we talking this type of shit and then white people hit you up and explain like, dude, not me. I'm just saying some cool ones out here. If you ever want to come to Colorado. Oh, yeah. Get some pasta and some good weed, bro. When I was in Colorado, I put a post up to say that I got inspired when I was in the airport in what's that, not Colorado, Utah. Yeah. They got woke up in the Utah. Utah airport. I got inspired to write a song called Only Nigga in the Airport. And white people just hit me like, bro, there's so many more. It's one that works down at the burger spot. You're not the only one, Chico. I promise there are plenty of you guys here. I'm like, okay, but I didn't see any of them. But bro, did you catch your flight yet? Because I can introduce you to them. I can bring them up there. I'm like, yo, this is telling you, man. They don't want to teach critical race there anymore. You ever thought about this? What do you think a full day as a white man, I'm talking about a full 24 hours as a white man feel like in America, not nowhere else in the world, but in the United States of America to wake up pure 100% Caucasian male. It's got to be like when they win the NBA championship. No. Like the city is yours. Like the celebration never stops. Like you feel like this is like America, the corporation. You feel like you own the company. They feel like they got stuck in America. You feel, I think they're my part. See, we black, we only know what, we feel like we spending the night over somebody's house and we don't know that ain't nobody coming to get us. We being forced to spend the night. Right. Like we could leave, but we didn't get ourselves over it. We need to ride back. Yeah. We're forever visitors on this earth. No, I don't think, I think the whole being white, you got to act like that shit ain't the shit in advantage. You got to kind of act out. You got to be playing down. It's, it's, but when they not around, I'm clicking my heels. It's so much smoother when niggas ain't around. That's how they. I just wonder the type of weird shit that they do when they know niggas around. I believe they pull a latch and go underground and eat carrots and shit. I would think there's all type of clandestine shit. We don't know nothing about it. No, they just do the same shit. They might just look around and be like, nigger. They give a hundred dollars. They give a hundred dollars. First person they say get a hundred dollars. I mean, probably next level racism, the shit that'll really make you mad. I fucked my money up. Now I can't re-up. Why'd you do that, nigger? You made me the money. She knew your plug was coming. They went to the, they all by themselves and they look around and then music get cut off and then somebody was like, Black Lives Matter am I right? But what if it's like, What if it's like a woman when she's You know how women come over and take their bras and they be like, oh, what if it's like devil wipe it when they get home and they finally sit down, nigger. Oh God, I've been holding that one all day. Jesus Christ. Oh God, I mean, we did some type of event today where they had a whole bunch of them coming and it was just all. That's the crazy thing about it though. That's how out of the loop we are. We probably got a whole new code for nigger that don't even involve the word at all. Oh, they've been using them. It's a whole back door racism. Urban. We don't even know nothing about it. Urban. Nah, that's too... I'm talking about some shit that we don't... The area's urban. The code is public. It's probably dumb shit. Honey. Are you okay? The dog's in the yard. Ask you some simple shit. Like they really care about you. That's probably the racism. How are you doing? Everything all right? You know I asked the black guy today if he was doing all right. I told him I was peachy. We know what that means. They're peaches. All the white 85% is watching this shit. It's not us, bro. That's what we said. It's not us. That's crazy. The same white people that we laughing at, they be laughing at them too. Yeah, all the way. That's funny though. Because we got people from all over the world. All walks. Just be hitting us up like, hey man, did you know y'all good on Nipton? Shit, I go. I'm not trying to fuck with Nipton, bro. If you go with the white people, they gonna make sure you know. They take it. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Everything's on me, bud. You don't have to worry about a fucking thing. You go to space with them? Have you seen? The space movies never come out good, bro. They're everywhere. You write. That's a good thing. That's why we never come out good. We ain't come out good. Yeah. They started. Hold up. Hold up. The next star. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. There was some bullshit. Wait a minute. You know what? It wasn't that bad. But it wasn't that good. Come on, Clayton. It wasn't that good. Okay, check this out. It was ambitious. It fucked up sci-fi for Negroes for a while. When the last time you watched the episode of Homeboys and I? I'm not. I showed my daughter episode of Homeboys and Out of Space. And she looked at me like, bruh. I'm so glad that I didn't grow up with you. I'm like, nah. I just want you to see. It only had one season now. It wasn't like it. It was ridiculous, bruh. But it messed up sci-fi for Negroes. We had a space movie. And white people hijacked. What was it? The Matrix. The Matrix. I told you about that, now. Come on. The Matrix. The Black Movie. Bruh, look. If you take me or I, the Matrix. I had to come show this motherfucker how to come. He showed them it still some people in the earth alive. And they looked at the core of the movie. Nigga, Lawrence Fishburne showed up with Jada Pinkin. Magical Negro Theory. Exactly. The Negro showed up, showed the white man the magical shit. The oracle was black. A nigga in a leather coat showed up with two eggs held. The nigga who fixed the Nebuchadnezzar was black. Come on. Him and his brother. They was born in the Matrix. Exactly. Pure Matrix. As the white people got in the Matrix, shit got fucked up. Niggas was just traveling through different galaxies, trying to put history back together. But see, that's the part of it that I don't like. But you know what, though? To know that Will Smith was supposed to be Neo, that changes, that makes it. If Will Smith, if Will Smith was Neo. Then Neo, we would have been in a better place. You think so? I know so. Well, you know what he said, right? I know. He said he couldn't quite. I understand it. Bruh, he did men in black. He said the niggas came to him, and they was like, hey man, we got this camera that ain't came out yet. We finna invent a camera, and it's gonna shoot you around when you jump up. Like, it's gonna go around you and the shit. Like, and they was like, and then it's about being in the world, but you ain't in the real world. You plugged in, and he was like... They sent the wrong nigga to explain for it. But see, I'll be forgiving you. They said they got a camera they gotta create. I'll be forgiving you. He know these niggas. They got his own background. They got a camera they fucking with A. They got a camera that shit they ain't came out yet, but they building it, and you jump, and you gonna stay there, it's gonna go around you. Like, he was like, yeah, man. See, you got more background on this shit than me. You done heard the uncut raw. I just seen some shit. And what's the agents in the movie? Like, the shit that they was doing. That's what the police do to niggas every day. Oh, man. Come on. Literally. And the scary part about the Matrix though is, nigga, you gotta have a landline. I couldn't figure out what I didn't like, but then I realized. You don't know nobody. Mr. Anderson. It's the smell. That's a racist shit. That's a racist shit. That let you know that movie was written for a black man. I can tell you right now, I come here, and I just never could get over the stench. Like, man, fuck you. So you said, he was basically saying, it smells like niggas. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. Ain't it crazy though, we done survived all this racism. Technology racism. Nigga, we probably done survived more racism. Technology racism. In our lives than the previous motherfuckers ever have. You know what, I'm glad you said it. I got a something that's considered to be a hot take, and I respect you brothers' minds on another level. So I'm gonna ask what y'all think about it. Oh, shit. Bro, don't start no shit. I ain't gonna start no shit. At least I don't think I am, you know what I mean? But I gotta ask, because I gotta get the perspective of two niggas who think on the level that y'all think. And anybody can chime in at any point if you want. I personally believe, oh shit, that crack cocaine did more damage to black people than slavery. And I'll tell you the reason, one of the reasons why. Because what took 400 years to do crack did in 10. Let's say 80 fold and 90 fold. In 10 years, the damage that crack cocaine caused to the black community or just black people in general all across America was, you can never bounce back from it. Is the crack era over? Yes, the era is over, but crack is, you know what I mean? That's why I personally believe that bacon soda is the worst thing that ever happened to niggas, man. Because cocaine been around forever. Niggas been doing coke, and he's been doing drugs, but when they hit it with that almond hammer, it turned into something that destroyed a community. But what is in that shit? You can clean your teeth with it, get corrosion off your car, put it in your refrigerator, niggas. Make cookies. Make cookies. But when you hit it with some, when you mix it with some cocaine. And a little cold water. And some cold water. And boy, I'm talking about for real. My personal opinion, I think that. Some people disagree, some people agree, but I personally believe that that's the case. Because during that time of, you know, the oppression, which is still going on now, we had a commonality of knowing we are being oppressed. But when they dropped that dope off, we was like, nigga, every man for himself. I got ounces and half ounces all day long. Nigga didn't give a fuck about what happened to you no more. And this is the crazy part about crack, bro. The longer you stay around some crack, your probability of smoking goes up 100%. Because 90% of the niggas who was selling crack ended up on the shit. But I'm saying, but look at the young people. If you grew up with somebody that was on crack, these motherfuckers ain't fucking with crack. Huh? Nah, go ahead, young nigga. But see, but that's what I'm saying. Because they saw it first hand. You see it right, but you see what it did to a whole, I'm talking about in 10 years, my nigga. How old are you, young nigga? 22 years old. His name was born in 99. Cash money taken over for the 902,000. And he know this and shit I can't fuck with ever. Yeah. There's nothing that ever did. I don't know. I can't say it was worse than slavery, though. It was fucked up. Slavery was a whole... I think slavery is going to always be number one. Why are you reaching it? More was made off of it. More was taken off of it. You know what I'm saying? Like crack, like maybe you could put it to that. If we got to keep that money, we ain't get to keep none of that crack money. That's the part that make it to work. They let us, they gave us the tool to show how brilliant black men were. Think about all of these legendary niggas. They make all of these documentaries about who made hundreds of millions of dollars. Even though they were selling drugs, these are brilliant business minds that are now incarcerated for the rest of their lives for selling some shit that was given to the community. Yeah, they were part of it. They got caught up in the game. It got us both ways. Slavery was one way. Nigger, you are a nigger and you belong to me. You can't read. You can't do nothing. You can't, you run away. We cut your foot. It was horrendous. I read The Slave Nerd. It was fucking horrible. But crack made us do it to ourselves, bro. Like to where you look at a nigger and say, you know what? I don't give a fuck that that's my partner's mama. I don't give a fuck that it's my partner's father. I don't give a fuck that I know it's turned the family up. I got to get this money. Because young people on crack, all the way around, it destroyed us. It destroyed us, bro. It destroyed us. I truly believe it destroyed us. Whatever was left of the community, we got black neighborhoods. But then you got to keep in mind. Crack was the second epidemic though, bro. Herald wasn't fucking up before crack. But Herald, that's what I'm saying. Herald when it's been around for years. But see, you say everybody was affected by slavery. Everybody in the south. Everybody is affected by, you got crack head in your family? Probably. You got crack head in your family? You don't? He the crack head in his. Oh, okay. It's more than one, don't act like it's just one crack head. Everybody got bugged in. It's a junkie. We got a whole branch of crack heads in my family. Yeah, it's affecting every family. It's right up the middle too. It's a crack branch. It's flimsy. We hoping it's gonna fall out. But it's strong. It's small. There's a whole guys powered by crack. Powered by crack. Do you know what you can power with crack? Big ass hole in the family tree. Powered by crack. Powered by crack. Do you hear me? Cracked family veins over there. Do you imagine if crack heads was walking around with T-shirts to say a dad on it? Powered by crack? Man, that's making a statement right there. That crack preserve you. That's why crack heads be that same. Man, wait till that commercial come out. If you smoke crack from 1994 to 2006, you may be entitled to government compensation. We made it. We sorry. We got to pay y'all. We got to pay y'all. We got to pay y'all. Dang. That might happen. We might be able to sue them for that shit before we get some record. We didn't make it. We sorry. We sorry. We showed y'all how to make it. All you got to do is prove that this crack came from the government. We sorry. We would have to hire some scientists and they would have to do some lab tests and they would have to break that shit back down and cocaine to find out where it came from. You ain't got no scientists. They already did that. What if they just let niggas out of jail? But do you really want these niggas outside with us? Some of them, yeah. It's just you and your family. Niggas don't matter. Some motherfuckers don't need to be in the world. But niggas that went in for crack ain't them niggas. You don't know what they been doing since they been in there. Sick they in there. They never think they was coming home. They done got used to living in prison, nigga. They done did some shit and they need to stay in there doing it. Y'all always hollering about let motherfuckers out, bro. Let them motherfuckers where they at. Nah, nah. Them niggas that went in for them on drug offenses. Let them niggas out. Them niggas been in jail for 40 years. You know what they gonna come out here and do? Let them go. Open up the special. Let them go. Because they can come out here and help the community. Come on. Help rebuild the community. These are the same motherfuckers that's been terrorizing niggas in jail because they thought they would never come in home. They're not innocent. There's not the niggas who like bruv. Just eat, man. Can you give me those things? These niggas got knives. This motherfucking big and shit. Because that's the environment. You know what I mean? Niggas, okay. Now you let them out. When they get home, I'm gonna do heart. Right. Exactly. You don't want to make them pay. You don't watch TV. Eat, baby. They done interviewed all these niggas. I'm talking cartoons. Right. That's it. Let them get home. You think I want to shake niggas? Melting skittles down, making them beautiful portraits of niggas. I want to make cakes. And you got to and you're not incorporating the fact that these niggas ain't had no pussy and I don't know how long. I'm just playing devil's advocate, Chico. Sometimes you have to factor in that maybe you got to let everybody out. No, you can't let everybody out. There you go. Don't say that. No, no, no. I'm talking about the niggas that some niggas might not live. 30, 40 years of having an ounce of crack on them. An ounce. That's a lot of crack. An ounce of crack? That's a lot of crack. Why is an ounce only a lot when it comes to drugs? Because ounce is nothing in any other you, like, you know what I'm saying? In any other term of measurement, an ounce is very small. But an ounce? Because it's enough for two people. What if a woman gave you an ounce of pussy? No, no. Happily accepted. You know how long an ounce of pussy will last me? Shit. An ounce of pussy. I don't need a pound of pussy. I don't need a pound of pussy. What am I doing with all this pussy? I'm rolling up skimps out there. I don't. I'm rolling up some skimpy out this pussy pound. Pussy ounce. Man, why are you, why that piece of pussy a little bit? That's why I smoke mad, nigga. I'm skimpy. It's my nickname. Hey, man. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. Skimpy, wimpy. Hell yeah. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. We're in the skimpy. Hell yeah. I stretch the ounce of pussy. Literally. What do you mean by ounce? That's it. A dollop of do you? I don't know, man. The black community fucked up. What were we at, no? What? What were we at? About the drugs. Okay. You that half? No, I just forgot what we were going to talk about. No, we were going to talk, because you asked us. I said ounce of pussy, and then I just, you know, I started thinking about it. You switched gears. Yeah, you know, I started thinking about it. Let's talk about pussy, bro. This is a great platform for black men to be able to speak about pussy. Yeah, that's why I was just thinking about an ounce of it. We don't put it on the scale. We don't, I'm not. Right. I'm an eyeball. Too much the way you're going to eyeball it. I'm an eyeball and pussy. Because I feel like we should have the type of relationship, but we shouldn't have to weigh it up. Yeah. I'm there. I trust you. Free range pussy? Free range. Cage free. Cage free. Cage free pussy. Ooh. All right, I'm going to ask you a question. That's great. All right. Is regular woman pussy better than whole pussy? Ooh. Be honest. She got quite... These are jeopardy questions. What is... I got to use a lifeline on that one. What do you consider to be regular woman? A woman who ain't got a lot of street mouths. A woman who hasn't had a lot of sexual partners as opposed to a woman who you knew was liberal with her sex. Ah. That's the better way to put it. Yeah. What did you say? So with like a sexually liberated woman versus a woman who hasn't participated in a lot of sexual activities. Lack of participation. Yeah. But that doesn't necessarily mean she's not sexually liberated though. You know what I'm saying? Someone who's more reserved sexually. More reserved sexually. Versus a sexually liberated woman. Ah. That's... So you're saying if she'd have fucked more people. Basically. If she fucked a whole bunch of motherfuckers. Versus not having fucked as many. But you not considering whether or not as fucked as many did when she was fucking. Right. That's what I'm thinking about. That's not the part of the question. That's a whole other thing. I'm just... Okay. I'm asking the question. Which one is better? You're trying to get to multiplication. Yeah. Which one is better? I'm saying your personal opinion. Personal opinion. Because we want to dispel some myths. I would say regular woman pussy because of what you can teach. Why the fuck are you laughing, Joe? Why the fuck are you trying to teach this pussy? Even a 22-year-old nigga like, what are you trying to teach this pussy? You actually got a good point though, nigga. That pussy going to be what it wanted to be. Get down. But no, no, no. See, he had the young stage. See, he's 22. All he's doing... You know what I mean? I'm talking about... He's just coming in training. He's just fucking. Dig out, fuck it. Hurry up. Ujikuchi. Yeah, this nigga, that's what he's doing. We're playing that thing. He's not even qualified to even... He ain't even fucking here. He havin' sex. You still... Yeah, exactly. You still havin' sex. You know what he don't get it. He still havin' sex. This nigga havin' sex. He's still havin' sex. I'm gonna fall him. This nigga, as soon as he gets in. I'm smoking weed. I'm havin' sex. Stop, man. Stop havin' all this sex, man. That's what he doin' now. So, you were disqualified, young man. I know why you said it. What you teachin' the pussy? You just go in. You fuckin' do it. So, you gotta do it. Just put it in and go like this, nigga. You still fuckin' like the porn you watch. You nigga like that. Look at that young nigga. Look. You know what I'm sayin'? That different stage, my nigga. When I say teach, young man, I'm talkin' about the sexual experience that you can create with this woman versus a woman who has been... So, you threw them off, because you don't usually go that deep. Yeah, a virtuous woman who has probably had every type of sexual experience that you can have with a man. Stop, man. Stop. Quit, man. Quit. Niggas be looking around like somebody comin' like, I can't believe this shit. I can't believe it. Oh, shit. I'm in it. What's up? All right, you ain't gonna fall. I know, right? The table ain't straight. Yeah. See how strong he said it when he said it? What's she gonna teach the pussy? Hey, man. What's she gonna teach the pussy, nigga? Hey, man. That nigga got a debatable point, though, bruh. One thing that's been shown pushing hard headed, man. Pushing hard headed, bruh. I'm telling you. You had to reprogram the pussy? There's no media. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'. Can you do that with a woman that is liberated and a whole in your terminology? I'm not my terminology. That's about to demand the terminology. Can you reprogram one that has been, you know, some shit that you just can't be rebooted? Yeah, it's the mother getting in the seat. That's why I asked, because it's like, basically what he said is like, nigga, you know, pussy reset itself. So you can teach whatever you want to, but that means you're there. I'm talkin' about in the collective of pussy work. Church girl coochie. Club girl coochie. Church girl. What is your stance on it? My stance is that women that are sexually liberated have better sex because they already know what they want. Okay, so that's what I'm sayin'. A woman who is not sexually liberated wants you to find what she wants. A woman who's sexually liberated knows what she wants and she will show you, nigga, right here. This is what you do to this pussy. Circles. Right. I mean, that's cool. That's cool. And that saves you some time, but you know what I mean? It makes the experience, man. Sometimes you can bring out a part of a woman that she didn't know that she had inside of her. She didn't know that she can get this nasty until you came in. You talkin' about squirtin'. Yeah, I mean, not just that. That's very, that's very exciting. You know what I mean? When you bring it out when she, when she, and you can see it, but over time you realize that she's down with the shit for real now. And you know that this didn't exist before you came in and put your spin on it. Yeah. That's why I would say perfect. I'm gonna do that anyway, whatever she doing. I mean, exactly. You can't help it if you're a certain type of nigga, so whatever she got going on. Whatever she got going on. I'm coming through like puffy. I'm about to remix the pussy. This is the remix. Bad boy. Clayton, what say you? I say the good girl or the regular woman as you put it, but she ain't regular. She, you know she abnormal. It's some abnormal things here, not that it might come across some of the most fascinating and intriguing of pussies that you wouldn't get from somebody that's, you know what I'm saying? Seen it all done it all. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? But that's the thing about seeing it all done it all. It's a water bottle. Have they really? Like you said, if you could, if you could come through and create a moment. So you saying that? I'm saying you could create a moment either way. They only been fucked like my man. You can tell. You can tell the girl. That's what he was saying. That's what I said. He ain't always rude. No, he like, okay. Because look, I'll be looking at you can't look at pussy like the opponent. Like you got to look at like, you got to show up to the pussy like a shelf. It's like, I'll be showing up like can you be goddamn, Bobby Flay, like nigga, whatever the fuck it is, I'm about to make the shit better. Can you cook with this? What? When I put my little garnish on the pussy, look, season it. Little red wine, motherfucking, reduction. Vinegar red? No. This ain't even pussy no more with that thing. This is Pusse. It's Pusse. Alright. Le Pusse. Pusse. Le Vagin. Vagin. Yeah. We have a we pussy pie. Yeah. I have made pussy tartar. Top chef. What do we have here? Well, this is a little, like, Pusse's top with some garnish. This is my rendition of Pusse. I have bacon, those represent the lips. We have a very special pussy pie area with clam sauce. Is that pineapple sauce? And a mango chutney. Chutney. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Pusse. Chutney. What I made today is smoked pussy with a nice roasted vinaigrette sour cream and a little bacon bits for the crunch. Okay. So I smoked this pussy for 12 hours. That's what you had with yours. I actually poached this pussy. I cooked this pussy so sweet. Ain't a little bad. Well, I was a little deft and I actually broiled the pussy to give it a nice crunch on top. You can still kind of on the inside. You can still that flavor of the pussy. Oh, so I wanted to go in the whole another direction and I made a pussy creme brulee. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Pussy, do you think influence some of your favorite songs? Oh my God. I was just, I talk about this on stage now, like the different eras of Pussy, like 90s Pussy had to be the best Pussy ever because of the music that it inspired. Like the music that it made niggas make where niggas said, like described the whole, last night I was inside of you, nigga. He saw the sun, the moon, the mountains, the rivers and heaven. I mean, it's been an hour since you've been gone and that's too long, so come back home, my nigga. Like that is a different era. But the 70s Pussy, I would be terrified of that Pussy because that Pussy was different because that Pussy would make niggas hold, like if you lose your girl in the 70s, both you niggas got to help me find her. Like that's a totally different type of Pussy when you lose it, it's like, hey nigga, she gone, I need you. Oh, what we need? M-M-P, her face everywhere I go in the space, or even at the picture show, have you seen her? Like that's a different era right there. Stupid. That's a different era, so I think that, personally I think that 90s Pussy had to, that 10 year period had to be the best Pussy that was ever given in all of the decades at least when you compare it to music, when you put it into the music that was made because of it, don't not get better than the 90s. The 90s, then niggas were singing all the way, I'm talking about to the core letting you know. Boy, Genie wanted what was in them jeans so bad. I'm thinking hard, I'm thinking of era. That nigga wanted what was in them jeans so bad, boy. And that was after the 90s, that was early 2000s. That was the 2000s. So you gotta respect that era too, but the 90s man, like the 90s R&B music. I'ma tell you at what point in the 90s when I think Pussy was at its best. I wanna say between like 92 and 94. Whenever H-Town took off with Knocking the Boots, that nigga, did you hear how that nigga came on? I'm like, he didn't wait on nothing. That nigga was singing before the music started. That's what the Pussy make it do. They cut the music on and he was already singing. That's what the Pussy make you do, that nigga put it in the like, yeah. Yeah, bro, if you got some Pussy that had you saying, good loving body rocking, knocking boots all night long. If you got some of that Pussy this weekend, nigga it'll fuck you up. My question is, when did the Boots come on play? Huh? Now that was just, that was for somebody to get a rocking, knocking the Boots, knocking the Boots. He just made something up. Knocking the Boots, but no, okay. No, he didn't. If you walk by and you hear somebody fucking, he be like, it's somebody kicking some boots or something. But at that time, knocking the Boots was popular. Yeah. Poetic justice all that little time period where bitches was wearing them little boots. Yeah. So maybe they was fucking with the Boots on. Like you think about Silk, Silk said, let me lick you up and down till you say, let me nigga. That was, the nigga came straight on the song. Cause tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you. Like he's smart enough to say until you say stop. Cause after you eat the pussy, she never about too good time for real. It came for real. She was like, stop, give me some, give me some, give me some, give me some. Jodecy. Jodecy, I mean, I'm just saying. Come on. What? Cry for you. I don't know, I don't know, but I'll cry. I don't know what the fuck gonna happen, nigga, but bass, bottom line, I'm crying. I'm crying. If you take this pussy away from me. That's actually two songs in one. Bare minimum tears. If you just take, you can split that song right at the end when they start doing the begging part. That's a whole goddamn song. I'm begging. I'm begging, I'm begging, I'm begging, I'm begging. It's like, nigga, just the 90s, man. If you look at it, I know it's cliche to talk about this person now, cause he's in the whole bunch of them. Hold up, wait, before you switch gears. Before you switch gears, she's like. I'm sorry. She go, before you switch gears though. Hold on. Before you switch gears. You can't talk about, you can't talk about. I'm sorry, man. You can't, you can't. You can't leave out of Jodecy without bringing up Fina. Oh yeah. I can't leave you alone. You got me Fina. And this, and like you said now, this at the height of the crack, or two? Yeah, come on, right. For them to compare this girl to being on some shit that nobody want no parts of. And they nobody ever really got off. You can't get off it. You can stop smoking it, but you ain't never off it. When Jodecy got a little bit left in me. Yeah. That leather shit in the middle of the desert or whatever the fuck that was, I knew them niggas was different then. Hey. Yeah. But you even think about the song that the women made back then, like nigga. But Dina Howard? Nigga. Mary J. Blige carried that, had a whole moment right in the middle of it. Yeah, she, I mean, she had the whole moment all the way through. You know what I mean? Like she's the queen. She's still got a moment, man. Like she's the queen. She makes songs so good. Niggas feel bad for the shit Mary be singing about that nigga did to her. She got the guilt trip music. Like when you go through some shit with your girl and she played at Mary J. My life is gonna be just fine. If you hear that, everything's not fine. Nothing you said worked pretty. Everything is not fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. It's fine for her. Not your ass. Fine, everything is fucked up, buddy. For you? You is over. It's over. Everything is not fine. You can just leave. That song is a warning sign. Whatever you did, it's over. Tony Braxton, nigga was hitting Tony Braxton so good. She said if the nigga left, she wouldn't breathe no more. That was about the nigga choking her. I don't know. That's what I heard. Bro, what the fuck? I got five other people to be around. No, man. No, no, no. That's not this case. Because you almost had me until I thought about the lyrics. I'm like, wait a minute, Clayton, but no. She said, if you leave, I won't breathe. If he were to stay, she wouldn't be breathing if that was the case. See, that was. Maybe. Maybe. I think she like to be choking a little bit. Or whoever wrote this song, that's what I get from it. So, you know what I'm saying? We were talking about good music songs, bro. How about that song? You make my love come down. Yeah, see, that's a different era. That old song is about having great music. That's the 80s. Like, see, the 80s was different too. Like, this motherfucker. You know what I mean? Like, that's when you had that ready for the world. That's me, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Even if that thing's all night, even if it's a sweet voice. 80s, it was better than love. It was sweet voices in the mother. It was better to ask for the buzzer for a longer time in the 80s. In the 90s, like, I guess some of the 80s had carried over to the 90s, because bad men, you know, like, 80s songs took a long time. You would beg for the buzzer to the end of the song. Yeah, you would say some shit around. And then in the 90s, niggas just was knocking boots soon as the shit came off. Yeah, all the way. You would skirt around it in the 80s. You would say, little clever shit. Little clever shit. And then in the 2000s, shit. Bring my bells, little shit like that in the 70s. See, when niggas, like, Trey Song's name came in, the door was already wide open. Now that nigga had the freedom to come out and just say it in the beginning, which one of y'all going home with Trigger? You ain't even heard the song. No! That nigga opened this thing. Mr. Steele. Which one of y'all coming home with Trigger? Well, what song is this? The one who I fuck you bitch. I'm about to take off my shirt. Yeah. And show her my dick. Mr. Steele, your girl. That's all I ain't come on. It's Mr. Steele, your girl. My nigga, that's a good point. He came in yellow. It's Mr. Steele, your girl. Yes. You want to steal her? Come get her. You want to steal her? Hey, man, this song right here, this fucking song heard us more than it helped us as the nigga community. I don't know what's that. When Chris Brown dropped that, wouldn't a rich nigga want you and your nigga can't do nothing for you? What? Now that one right there? Oh, very lord. I'm telling you, I don't know, like, on the list of shit that was out to get us, but nigga, that song is right there on, like, number 21 or something. Yeah, that was it. That was hard on the regular dance right there. Because to the way he said it, he sung the shit. It got rich. It wasn't an anthem for us, but it got rich just now. And the first thing he did was take a broke nigga bitch. That's hateful. You didn't buy a car, you didn't buy a chain. See? You didn't do nothing shit. See, as black men, this the type of shit we got to talk about. Speak on it, bro. Dancing his ass off. And the point of view that he took on the song, let us know that it wasn't for us. This was letting us know. Yeah, but you just took her. She would have been fine. It was like, why you take that nigga girl to prove a point? And took her? I lost like a shit cold that old ass orange juice drunk. Oh, yeah, I saw you and him walking in the rain. It all happened. That's what I'm saying. I'm scared of that pussy. Like, to make you follow somebody in the rain, you seen the video, this nigga had no umbrella or nothing. I should have went and walked across the street with a goddamn trench coat on, just wet dinner bits, looking like. He almost shot that dude, man. Clay, you heard what he said at the end? Right. He said, oh, I should have went and grabbed the Jimmy. Listen, you and this chicken make nip. This nigga said it's not a girl. You just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Then they were mad about that. Now, I ain't a boy. That's a whole other word right there. Niggas that got their heart broke on the record. I'm going to tell you wanting to get over the look sometime. Tank, maybe I deserve it. That's one of my favorite songs. Yes, I cheated on you. I'm like, what are you doing, bro? To grab my coat and chase you down the street. Do you know how much story it goes in when you that mad that you about to chase her, then think, it's chilly out there, bitch. Hold up, wait. Grab your coat, because you know you're not going to stop. I got to make sure I got everything I need to catch her. Oh, you didn't listen to the rest of that part? Like the end of the song, where the shit be fading out. And that nigga said, just grab your neck. I tell you, let me know. Yeah, he was beefing on that one. He was beefing because she did the same thing to him. That's why I tell niggas all the time, bro, don't play that game. You can't hurt her like she can hurt you. Woo, it's going to feel different. It's going to feel different when that nigga called it two o'clock at the border that you, she says, just my homeboy. Woo. I'm going to tell you, nigga, that was hurt, hurt. Oh, God. I'm separated. Oh, yeah, he was, yeah. That nigga said, every time I see you, I get a bad vibe. Get a bad vibe. Uh, uh, uh, uh. This is thinking of someone else in between your life. And you thought you was sick had tricks up your sleeve. When that was, nigga, hold up. This the part that fucked him up. And I'm thinking your stupid ass, and I know you tired of me. When a nigga take a word and add like eight syllables to a four, five letter word, that nigga say, up your sleeve. Serious about that shit, niggas. Nah, that bitch had a long sleeve. Ain't nobody, man. You know what, you know what? This had a lot of tricks. I had a lot of friends in the sleeve. What do you mean? I don't have nothing in my sleeve. I have a lot of way out of it with the sleeve. He was thinking, he was dressed like Chris. What's the shit he fallin' out of? That a dick. You dirty. That dick's up her sleeve, my nigga. Man, he just played it down in the bar to shut me. You know what happened to me? My niggas took a coat off of a dick's up her sleeve, my nigga. What if that's what he said first, but they made him change? You had dick's up your sleeve. Bro, we got to change that line, bro. We got to change that line. Dick's up your sleeve. This is Mr. Mert, do you know who else was hurt? Played off of Sam. That nigga was hurt. I don't ever want to see him anymore. I don't ever want a nigga to say early one morning. This was a nigga going through a girl phone before he can go through a girl phone. He made that song. Nigga wrote a letter to this nigga. Hey, man, just want to let you know, a fucking you bitch. No disrespect. No disrespect. You know what I mean? I know I'm your best friend and all that, but my nigga, this pussy, I had to, I sat here and wrote this letter so you know I respect you. But I just wanted to leave it early in the morning when you first wake up, you know, you get your day started so you can have the whole day to think about it and figure it out. But yeah, this is me now, you know what I mean? Like that nigga, niggas be, you know who else was mad? Genuine. Genuine was mad on that, uh. Who was wrong? I said I'ma let my fingers down to the bone. That's how he came straight on the song. He ain't say nothing else. He just came straight, bitch, I work my fingers down to the bone. Yeah, yeah. I put it down from nine to five so you should know. Then the nigga talked to himself and said, hey, you know what else? I bust my ass so you could live good. Like it was beefing, bro. Genuine gave us one of the best side nigga hands of the ball time. What's that? Only when you're lonely. Thanks. That's too long. Hey, but you was talking about Uncle Sam, the fucking ad libs on that song that you know, that nigga was really hurt. Yeah, he was like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. He was hurt, hurt. Then the nigga from Boys to Men, he ain't even, he just came in talking. Yeah. You did me so wrong. I wasn't blind, but now I see him. Niggas was boy, that's what I'm saying. That music in that era of the 90s, they gave you every emotion. Now it ain't like that no more. But they hope, but they be, but they hope, but they be. Don't nobody know these hoes no more. But they be, but they hope, but they be. Huh? The future can't ask you. Oh no, the future got some joint too, even you know, made like, here, here. I'm in a relationship with all my bitches here. I need to cut some of them off. I need help. Look for myself. I'm like, nigga, you already got my roster. You got bitches in fire. He talking about getting new bitches. Bro, that nigga is sick. This nigga got bitches on the team. I need to cut some of them off. That's the whole nigga. I'm trying. He was pleading for help. I wonder if anybody helped you. That nigga don't want no help. Niggas see ads for it. He can see that's the type of shit he's saying. Then he'll come right back and say, if she catch me cheating, I never say I'm sorry. I mean, hey. This is the same, the dirty over you. Bitch, you know, I ain't the other loser. This the same nigga that said, it don't fuck with my conscience. I serve my auntie there, bro. Yeah. Come on, man. Tell my grandma I don't need a bed. I'm sleeping on the floor. The floor. He tell you in all his songs what he doing. That nigga said, this young nigga said, that shit like church. That shit like church. That shit like church. I told him about that nigga. No, I don't think he heard. I don't think he heard. Oh, bitch. Dirty Sprite this high. What you ain't heard? That's what I'm telling you. All the way. No. He told you on the side, if he fucking these hoes, I don't be cuffing these hoes. I mean, man, you got a point. But the nigga, 90 to 90, they was cuffing them in the 90s and they was sick. I listen to future religious. Dave Hollister got a whole ass on that about getting his heart broken. You know what I mean? What the fuck is that? My favorite. Dave Hollister. Carl Thomas got one, too. For real? What's the Carl Thomas? I wish I never met him. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the guy. Yeah, he was there. No, no. Not my favorite girl that Dave Hollister joined. No. Um. Girl, I gotta go. I can't stay. You said things would change. Girl, things are still the same. All right. The niggas was serious, bro. That niggas said, when we... That ain't the coldest shit, Dave. When Dave came on the song and said, girl, what's wrong with your shady ass? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Waking me up early in the morning. Dude, you on it. Don't you know a nigga half asleep? Yeah. Why the hell you keep on paging me? Man, listen, man. Some of y'all got a couple on the show, man, so we can ask y'all some questions about what y'all was going through when y'all wrote these songs, man. Man, we fuck with the R&B music. We got the creation part. Like, what did she do specifically to make this song? We'll just find the niggas who really wrote the song and bring them. It don't matter. Whoever, somebody ought to cover it up. It's gonna be a few motherfuckers that would probably to pop a song right at the time, unless the group ain't do it themselves. But still, with the strength, you got to find and sing that shit, man. Oh, yeah, no. You had to tap into some pain to be able to sing some of these songs. Who hurt you? Who, yeah. That's what it's gonna be. It's gonna be the Who Hurt You. The Who Hurt You, yeah. The Who Hurt You R&B special coming soon to the network. 85 cents. That'll be dope. Like, you just get niggas to come and tell their story. No, don't buy it. Man, don't get to tell their story. So the bitch tried to kill me. That's how a lot of them gonna start. Yeah. Twice. I let the first one slide. Then she tried shooting me the second time. I was like, word, no knife? Like, all right. I can't do this shit no more. Damn. It's a hard life out here for a nigga bitch. Oh, yeah. We were just talking about that earlier. Like, how the hell did... Well, like I said, I don't know if we're supposed to talk about this. No, we don't. We don't. Why you... We don't, bro. Fucking chat, man. But I know, but we don't... Fucking chat, man. We're just gonna omit that part. Okay, all right. I know. I know you feel it. You gotta let it go and some punch you. I know, man. I'm working through the process. No. But it's just... Like, just like... Pick the disclaimer. Pick the disclaimer. There ain't no slapping his finger and it's just erased. You have to, man. I ain't. It's wrong. Wrong is wrong. You're right. Wrong is wrong. But goddamn... It's wrong, Chico. Have you admitted? I know. All right. It's wrong. All right, guys. All right, guys. Everybody be calm. What you do at home is your business. Everybody be calm. All right. You gotta stop playing in the parking lot, too. Yeah, you got to. Because you... That's where you lost me, bud. I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't. You're not gonna tell me. I get it. I take my word. We understand. Yeah, but, you know... It's a process, man. I understand. I get it. It's a process. Yeah. Yeah, she was... Stop, you cat. Stop. Cat. Stop. You see me trying to make progress here? You know what I mean? We do not want to be on the list of people who will be in chastis and castle for having a personal opinion. Sometimes we just gotta do this shit and be... Yeah, let it go. You know. What's that Mr. Big shit? Which one? How the hell is she your friend? And you don't know if she got kids or whatever that dude said. Busted. Yeah. Go downstairs cause she busted. Pack your bags. Pack your bags cause you busted. Pack your bags. Pack your bags cause you busted. He has a bottle though. Yeah. And the coldest part in the song is when he sung... When he called her and lied. Oh, yeah. He called her a lie a couple of times. Yeah. She was like, huh. That was her response. Now, earlier... You said that to me. But when I just asked, you said shopping. Tell me which one you would do it. How the hell would you shopping? We could just sit there and sing. That's a cold one, man. Yo, he broke that shit. You ain't never seen a nigga win an argument on the track. Like that. That successfully. That nigga went off. What the fuck are you talking about, ma'am? It's so many songs, but niggas got hurt. But they're just... They catch it, so you gotta just listen to them. Yeah, it's the main thing. Cause you might get hurt. I'm not about to give a fuck when a man get hurt though. Cause it's just like you a man. You don't... That shit don't pose as hurt you like that. Why are you acting like a bitch? See, that shit... They can turn that shit off and on when they want to. Right. Niggas be out here really hurt. For real. Like we was listening to that motherfucking up baby face break. When that young nigga came on the song and said, bitch don't call my phone no more. Go fuck that other nigga. That's the depth of hurt. They don't give a fuck when a man get hurt. Look at Will Smith. He got hurt. He came out that entanglement shit. That nigga gained all that weight for the first time in his life. This nigga was in shape. Yeah, man. That's the Luther Will, man. Hey, man. Just put the camera on me. I said that. I said that. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. If I can't talk about the guy, then we're not going to talk about the guy. All right. Fucking play. I don't have any of that. Oh, man. Clayton's going to have to ask that. Put my disclaimer. So what was that shit you let your little homeboy say about that little fucking show, nigga? What you don't think I watched it? Sorry. I'm sorry, man. You don't think I watched it, Clayton, huh? I'm sorry. I'm a fucking career for that little show, nigga. They didn't invite me over there. I ain't giving a fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He already done said it. Yeah, and fuck the niggas over there. You ain't going to ask niggas. I'm fucking with y'all. I'm going to fuck them up when I see it. What was his word? His word? You going to fuck them up when I see it? No. That was his word. Fuck off that nigga, baby. No, this word. Damn. Talking about my white booty hold a different fucking show with that nigga. Why you repeat the shit, Chico? What you talkin' about? I didn't say his. That was hypothetical. You just trying to get will or to get mad again. No, I'm not. I love will, man. Stop talking about it, bro. Turn all this on. I'm saying, bro. Stop talking about it, bro. 40 seconds before. Loot bag, bro. Put a commercial right here. Let's go with a t-shirt commercial. Let me do it. The funny part is Joe not going to do it. In there. It's comedy, bro. It's fucking comedy, bro. That's all it is, bro. This nigga... Do you know that this is every clip that we've been like, yeah, take that out. Never get it taken out. What the fuck, bro? This nigga is not an editor. Those guys can't take comedy, bro. What the fuck are they even watching for, bro? He's not an editor. He the uploader. He just... He just makes sure this shit is continuous. It'll be a half of this clip and half of the clip somebody else put. He's going to put a new face clip in this bit. Don't want to be edited and shit. Hey, Joe, take that out. Hey, man. Is everything okay with DC, man? I've heard him pee-pee-ing, man. Peeing for a long time. My damn Joe didn't even edit out when the nigga went to pee. What, bro? It's fucking funny, bro. It's funny. People want to know. People love you guys, bro. Hey, man, y'all might want to take out 3715. Clayton was on the phone. Yo, bro, those are the conversations that people love about you guys, bro. Those are the things that people want to see as those little intricate pieces that make you guys who you are. I gotta leave it in there, bro. Joe won't take out shit. Nigga pull out nine pounds of weed and four girls. Hey, Joe, cut that. Bro, there's a whole pocket of people who do the same thing. You're their people. It's fucking comedy, bro. It's funny, bro. It's not going out of there, bro. Do you know how many times we've asked Joe to take shit out of it? Oh, yeah, bro. Then you'd be like, Joe, you ain't taking it out. Oh, man, I missed the pull. What mark was it? What was the mark on it? Hey, man, hold on. This is my side, bitch. Cut this, Joe. All right. Whole conversation. Yeah, bitch, pull up. You'll see a yellow Riviera outside and a Buick. It's a Buick over here. Look, you finally got to admit, hey, I cut those. You would admit that shit happened. I cut those. Cut this. It's motherfucker's beard. Hey, cut that out, Joe. Cut the part out of it. You said, hey, I cut those. But I do cut the side, bitch. Joe be at the editing table like this. Yeah. They're making people... Hey, he hit the button and be like, finally. I can get some rest, man. God. Oh, man. Let's sit up low. Hey, Joe, did you watch it when you finished? Nah, I ain't seen it yet. I ain't seen it. But you know, this is the only... He's editing every show. He ain't even seen every show. I just uploaded the shit, man. I don't know what you're doing. My computer was running slow, bro. I had some cooking on the stove. I was back and forth. Oh, man. It's up there, bro. What the fuck? What do you want me to do? They put it up. Man, let me go get a coffee, man. Fuck you guys. I put it up. That's it. That's it. Whatever it was, it was. Now you can see it and now it's in there. You put the camera on me, right on Clayton. That's why he... That's why it's good that we put more of these motherfuckers out because you just make a person forget with the new show. Like, hey, with these guys, there's another one. You forget about the shit they're having to laugh, but like, no, no, no, but remember when you said... I didn't say shit, man. All right? But just know, for everybody out there, it's fucking comedy, man. It's fucking jokes. Everybody wants to laugh. That's what we live in, man. Everything ain't jokes. You can't make jokes about shit. You just got to make jokes about objects. Can't talk about no... Nothing. Nothing. What if we ever think we would be in a position where we can't... You know this thing for real. We can't talk about nobody. We can't do shit. Damn, man, wait till the motherfuckers send the clip back, hey, bro. Angelina Jolie ain't like the little shit you said. What? She's watching. Oh, my... Man, this shit sucks at this point. Because now we running into these niggas and shit. You be like, hey, bro, hold on a minute. I heard that shit you said about my niggas. Well, guess who'll never work at Warner Brothers? What you mean? Yeah, because we had to flag it, paying so many times for you for his gun referencing. What the fuck? You mean to tell me this is the type of shit that's coming back? Don't say that. I know. Can't say shit. It's gonna get to a point where we just gonna be sitting here and looking at the fucking camera. Say it with your face. Say it with your face. Bitch. Nothing's off the limits. Take it back to the Charlie Chaplin days, niggas. We just gonna be on this bitch doing slapstick comedy. You know what? You know what? You know what the first thing? Stop doing that. Save that from where we... Please. Have to get to that point, man. We gonna be on this motherfucker. I don't know what we gonna be discussing. We're gonna have to talk about shit that already happened. Shit that happened already. You can just say, like, you can just put a disclaimer. But don't do it. You just put a disclaimer. That's your answer to shit. Yeah, that's how you do it. It ain't even got to say no real shit. Just make it small and make it small. What do you mean that shit? Hey, if you're reading this, good for you. You little dummy. But nothing that we're saying is harmful for anyone. It's just jokes and this absorbs us. Long as I say, this claim a real big. The rest of this shit don't matter. Hey, man, who the fuck does TV think they are talking about parental discretion and vows? TV is... Can't parent no matter. They make them up to watch this shit. Watch this shit. Hey, hey, hey, get up. Don't watch this shit. Don't watch this real shit. Get up real quick. Get up real quick. Can't wake my mother up to watch this shit. Look at the point with me and say parental discretion is advised. I'm trying to watch these motherfuckers. Watch this shit. Ask for forgiveness. Not permission. This is the craziest shit ever. Everything is censored now in the world where you can see anything at any point. All you got to do is pull that phone up. You can pull up anything. But make it on the phone. Buzz it over. Mobile can jump off a building. This is the world we live in. Censorship in an uncensored world. That's crazy. And it's crazy because you can walk outside and see some shit that you could never pull up. Depending on where you are. Not these days. Because everybody got a video camera. Yeah, but I'm saying you will see some real shit also. Yeah. Can't sense of that. Yeah, that's true. Tell you one thing. We can say what we want. We just can't say what we want to say. You have. Yeah, you have. Because this shit makes sense like a motherfucker. You can say what you want. What you want to say. That's a point right there. Because what you want to say don't necessarily be what you want to say. You can't say what you see either. No. You definitely can't say what you see. Because if you say what you see somebody that might dislike the way you've seen it. I don't like the way you saw that shit. You know why? Because it's not the way it looks. Is it ever the way it looks? Not to you. Look at Joe. This is going to be fucking awesome. This is what I'm talking about. I'm going to turn this part black and white. Nobody asked you to do that. That part is still in there. This nigga made it grainy. It's 8mm of shit. I put some effects on it. Don't worry about that. Are you clean good? What do you mean? For what? Yeah, I had to clean. Cleave really mad at you man. It was cool. Because you didn't take that shit out. I don't edit this show. Look at Chad. He laughing because he ain't going to do shit about it. Who does edit it? Who edits the computer? Caddie saying shit because everybody might never fill off at this point. Negative shit in this pop. That shit. That shit all the way in my pocket though. That shit y'all was saying we ain't gettin' none of that. This is the last hour and a half. As soon as y'all started talking about editing, it dropped out. It dropped out. Dropped out of where? He was like, bro, that was a dope ass show y'all did. We can't use none of this shit because your mic was on your thigh, but hey man. Oh man, the unusable episodes. Don't. Will y'all ever have unusable episodes? What? Listen man, let y'all pack it together. Wait a minute. Do you understand that Joe packaged them all together? Joe has whole entire cities mad at us because they episode didn't come out. We're not gonna name them all. And when we tell them that the hard drive crashed, they be like, bro, send it to me. Not in 2021? Oh good, good. Everything we film is out. We have nothing. Huh? Everything has been released. No, no, y'all have a blooper reel of unusables. No, no, listen. They lost all that shit. All that shit been lost. We have a, you know how they say, what do they got? A catalog? Right. We have a catalog of shit. The chicken's ready. These niggas to put an air fryer on the floor. What the fuck is going on, man? That's a shit joke, man. You been tired to sit up there and put shit in the air fryer? Some niggas got so mad that shit didn't come out. A nigga was like, fuck it. I got the shit on my phone. I put it out. He put it out. Hey man. Hey man. Y'all need to do it. I asked y'all. I'm talking about, I'm talking about all types of shows. I'm talking about. Niggas got good camera angles. What's the word? They use plethora. We have a plethora of these two. Bro, they haven't been in a time when we go to a city and do three shows back to back and do three whole new shows. And people be like, so you saying ain't none of this shit. Like niggas watch all three of them this shit. Right. They're like, really, the thing would be lying. We got to have a plethora of material, Clayton. I'm talking about. I already know. It is. We have so many episodes of shit that people on YouTube actually think we need their help uploading our shit. Stop stealing our content, bitches. Telling everybody, you're not helping us. You're actually stealing from a black business. Look at it. Look up. Y'all stealing shit. We don't need your help. You don't work. Show up to your door with a lab. Clean them up. Stop doing that shit. We don't give a fuck how many views you got on the last shit you stole. Stop stealing our content. That's why we move into another platform because y'all just some haters and y'all. That's why we ain't got. That's why we ain't made it to Ferrari level yet. We still doing shit ourselves stealing from us. Y'all don't do that shit to Jake Paul, man. That's why the white YouTube. They'll stop with Jake Paul, but see when these issues arise. No, it's because we black and they think that they can just take our content and then get half the views they happy with. That's stealing. Right. They stealing. You're diluting. Yeah. This is blue magic. You don't got to do nothing to it. We don't need you to trim nothing down to your top ten. You're top ten. I don't care if you put a dog collar on it and call it blue dog shit. Just don't call it blue magic. Chad or Joe, has that ever happened? Has anybody ever respected us enough to reach you like, hey man, can I use this shit real quick? No. They always just reboot our shit. Chico being top ten outfits. Yeah. Goofy shit. Greatest moments in Nashville. Nobody asked for this. Yeah. You're not, you're not being creative. We have already discussed not doing this because you do it. To show how good they added our shit. Hey, look what I did. Stop. Walt Disney would fuck you niggas up. You wouldn't even be allowed on the internet. You get two times to steal from Walt Disney. You can't even log into your Facebook page. Nah, that ain't even going to be that. You going to take a shower one day and Mickey going to be in your bathtub with an AK. You ain't going to even be able to get cable. All right, watch this. If you're so good, let me see how good you steal some other people's shit. Your whole page is my shit. Nigga, put a movie up. I don't even know you. Put a movie up, nigga. You're not helping me. We want to HBO shows up on that bitch, nigga. If you that good, put up an NBA game, nigga. Still a movie that ain't out yet. Yeah. Put that shit up. Still a documentary. Put that shit up and then get shut the fuck down. It's 20. 20. It's easily 20. We're suing them. Clayton Cochran Esquire and the Socialist. We're suing them. Y'all haven't even seen the underscore 85 self show yet? Oh, my goodness. The backspace. Fuck that party. They put some shit up. I ain't seen. I was like, damn, when we do this, like, where you get this from? Oh, it's something y'all took down, but I had it on. Man, we being real attention. Sometimes we put the shit up so fast that, nigga, you just did it. Nigga, put it up while it's show on. Now, now, I can respect the people who do reaction videos and stuff. Like, you know, they watch y'all stuff. But if you're still in the whole show and put it on your page. What are you doing? What are you doing? Top 10 moments or five funniest moments. So Joe won't edit the shit out. Right. These niggas see opportunity. It's Joe's fault. So they're like, we're going to edit this shit up. Nigga, okay, bro. I'm looking for that part with the titties. Okay. Top 10 titties in the bill. Joe's bullshitting. I don't mean to steal y'all. I just have a specific problem. I don't even see it. But again. That's a good point you're making there, Carlos. I'm waiting for 2200. I'm between a wheel. That's how you create SuperMilter. No, that's how he fit right. That's how you create SuperMilter. Now he mad. Now he mad and come out with the 95. You want the money? Like the 95 North Shore. And this niggas just really attempting. Every time Joe go to upload some shit, he get the right one. It's one second left. That shit just praying. And the crazy part. And the niggas probably cold. I don't know why y'all ain't fucked with me. I said my shit ain't perfect. It was edited down. You can hear it. I turned up the sound when the sound. I knew you got the last letter. I wrote the address. It wasn't perfect. Nigga, whole stand. Right. For real. I want you to believe in yourself like you believe in us. No, it's not one man. It's a plethora of men. It's a bunch of them. It's a plethora of men. You don't know if they're boys or not. Yeah, we're just as responsible. They probably go hit his part and be like, oh really? Unleash the secret footage of them getting out of their vehicles. All right. Oh, I have footage Carlos. Nigga got a camera right there. All right. That's where that beat went off. That shit has just changed the reel. You thought that was the television. That's how your sex tape come out. It was my secret camera. They got you in the hotel. You ain't never been booted. That'll be fucked up, bro. That'll be fucked up. That's a nightmare you just described. Man, you're fucking fast as hell, dude. They don't even know that was your last fuck before you left that town. The quick fuck that that would be your whole sex tape is one minute and 15 seconds, man. Oh, my God. I got to get out of your nut. It might be time to stop now because you just said some shit that's fucking crazy, bro. The whole sex tape is out. Waking up and seeing some fucking you did that you didn't know was being recorded, my nigga. Bro, you didn't have no, like you didn't know it was being recorded at all. I'm talking about a native court whether you got their mediocre efforts and put that bitch out on the internet. You gonna run with it? The crazy part is it looked like you was with it. It's dick all in the camera. Soon as it come on. Boom, boom, boom. You're like a nigga setting it up. You don't even know. You fucking with the McDonald's bag. What'll be even worse is if they put one out. It looked like you were just in the camera, nigga. You fix this McDonald's bag. I got a little hat, bro. If they put one out where you thought you did a great job and the internet get the trashy, you can't fuck for shit, nigga. You didn't fuck your whole confidence up. I thought I was killing this motherfucker. Nah, not according to the web. Damn. That's when they let you know how long you fucked. You did a minute. The clock right there about a minute. The fucking minute and 30 seconds. I could have swung a hitter with fire. I could have swung a hitter with fire. The minute and 30, nigga. The minute and that was editing our shows and broke that shit down. Top 10 moments from the 85 South Joe sex tape. He didn't cut all your fucking out. They just keep, everyone is one. The only shit that is the end. That's the only highlight, the shit going off. The credits. That was I got to get up out of here, man. That is a nightmare right there, boy. You wake up and got sex tape out. You ain't know you recorded it. If you knew you recorded it, it'd be like, who the fuck? You got to drop a better one. That's the only thing you can do. Come out with a better one. Now you got to go and really put a professional one together. Like give me a red camera. Get it right. Right. I'm written out the sweet of the devil, you nigga. I got a scene written and everything. You got to hire a porn star to be in there. You got to get T. L. and Trump. Right. Somebody that really do it. Yeah. And the plaque got to be there. I got to do this for my family. I know what you saw. I know that ain't me. So, damn, you had to do a PSA. Apologize. You saw me in my words. I want you to see me in my bed. That's fucked up, bro. You imagine a nigga doing one in PSA. First of all, I just want to say to my family. And if you thought that was fucking, you ain't seen nothing yet. Oh, man. This nigga. I mean, what? I mean, I ain't nothing to hide at this point. I feel like you know me. I just want to say to my family, I want to apologize for what? For what? I'm about to do. For what I'm about to do. This is more for me than it is for you. And if I got to go out like that, I got to go out on my turf. You got to go out on my turf. So not only is this my real effort, I brought a real professional in here. And she not going to fake nothing. Now you throw a blue shoe ad in the middle of that money. Now you throw a blue shoe back on. I done finessed the magnum, got the sponsorship too. Everybody fucking with this. Damn, you got the boy. That's a hell of a task to make up. You got to get your face back from the world seeing you doing some fuck that fuck. First of all, Cash F is one of the sponsors. I want some good lights. Can we get Benny Boone to direct this shit? Can we fuck that? Somebody get Pinky on the line. I want Pinky to direct this. Pinky's going to be my creative director on this. Man. Them niggas like, look, how did you prepare for this shit? They just going to see me and Wesley Pipes over there talking to the wall. You like that dick, don't you bitch? Take that dick. Take that dick, you dirty bitch. That ain't it, again. Lock down on that dick like a pit bull. Again. Again, they going through training. Like Rocky, nigga. They steal that dick like a bank robber. Steal this dick from me. You better steal this dick from me. I still got dick left. You must don't want to steal all of it. Take that dick. Buy me a gun. Buy me a gun. Oh my God. Nothing, nigga. Mr. Marcus teach you how to keep your head on string. You're tilting. That's the crazy shit though. When a woman wants you to, she want to hit any type of shit. Say that shit when you fucking. Steal that dick like a bank robber. Oh man, y'all don't even know how funny that shit is right there, my nigga. Oh my God, dawg. Bro, you got to talk to these women crazy while you're having sex. Oh my God. About to spend the weekend in this pussy like when your family come to visit and they don't go home. Yeah. Yeah. In that pussy. Wesley pipe the greatest. That nigga say anything to a bitch. Yeah bitch, you probably left a stove on Denny. You ungrateful bitch. You don't even give a fuck about this electric bill and this motherfucker do you bitch. Yeah bitch. Yeah, I'm a fuck the electric bill. You gotta ungrateful bitch. You left my stove on Denny. Yeah bitch, I'm a fucking for this electric. Wow, these goddamn lights on. You just gonna run the goddamn light bill. Right. That nigga was different, bro. That nigga was different. He didn't talk about anything. Yeah bitch. Yeah, I know you left the car running Denny bitch. You think you leaving out fucking for a long time. I don't give a fuck about your gas. Fuck about your gas bitch. I'm great. Fuck the shit out you for a long time. You thought this was gonna be a short scene now bitch. This is an episode. Yeah bitch. This thing longer than the ride over here. You like this type of shit. You like this type of shit. You a crazy bitch. Crazy bitch. You gonna tell us some shit like that. Oh man. Oh. What are you doing here? I love this shit man. God. Oh God man. There's nothing like this. You just say it. You talking about how Wesley pipe. You talking about the bitches on Portnose and shit. Like I ain't talking crazy. I ain't talking low state. Wesley pipe telling the bitch you a bitch. This dick longer than the ride over here. It's just stupid, bro. Everybody didn't say that. That nigga say anything, Clayton. Hey, he told two bitches. He said you take my dick that way. You take my balls that way. I said this nigga crazy. He said yeah, you get over there with that dick. You get over there with them balls. I said this. Long distance, this dick bitch. Long distance my shit. Like bro, hey, Wesley pipes come on the show man. We gotta ask you some questions, bro. This nigga got the greatest pornographic literature. Like if you just root down all the shit he said. I remember he was fucking. He ain't one. He was fucking business of greed. Chuck's old. He said yeah, I know y'all wondering why I got these motherfuckers on Happy St. Patrick's Day nigga. Yeah. I'm like nigga. This nigga crazy, bro. This nigga was fucking the chick. He grabbed it and said bitch, get your ass out of that camp. This is my shot. Yeah. Yeah. This is the craziest. This nigga out too. Nah, don't cut this out. I don't know where this nigga working. He just think it might be. No, I ain't got no job. I might have a Disney series coming out. This nigga the voice of the teacups and shit. I do. This nigga wrote Space Jam about it. He's just got to check for 30 million. He's just coming to keep a low profile. Nigga did all the body work for all the background cartoony. Yeah, right. He got a 30 million dollar check. Like yeah, I'm just gonna fuck with those two. No, at some point they got to. They're like the sound of our voice. Yeah, man. Come on, man. We need to be, we're gonna be getting them shots. People want to hear us because they don't know that we want to be over there. I'm like, we didn't know you guys just want to hear us. I just want to do some voice over. She's like, where do I would love to be, I don't even care. Like make me a serial character's voice. A new one. No, you need to be 2K and Sam, bro. I'll be the voice of the Hootie Hoots. 2K and Sam. 2K and Sam. Voice by Chico B. Oh, man. That'll be dope. 2K and Sam. Man, then nigga come out and be like, follow your nose. Nah, man. Love your mama. Eat your fruit loose. You did. The new thing that belongs to you is Tony the Tiger, bro. Boy, you know what would make a hoot? They're good. I want to be the voice of Tyrone the Tiger. They're good. These the goodest hoots for all the store brands. These the goodest hoots for all the store brands. They're hitting. All the off-brand. You know you'll be a cool nigga. You're the motherfucker. Calculator, bro. Nah, nigga. Don't be that honey bear nigga. The hot nigga. Can't get enough of that Golden Chris. Golden Chris. Golden Chris. Golden Chris. That nigga be walking around high with no pants on, nigga. Just a sweater. Sugar bear. Hey, you ever try a sugar bear? That may be cool in the cut. That sugar bear from the Gogo Bay EU. That nigga got one of the coldest lives ever. He said, before you come see sugar bear, call me a hell, brush your hair. That's it. Then the song went off, nigga. That was it. That was it. That's crazy. He left that on. That was his last message. Before you come see sugar bear, call me a hell, brush your hair. If I had a cereal, you know what they'll be called. What? Save Me Songs. Some Save Me Songs. Yeah, that one. Some Save Me Songs. Okay. It's all the cereal tastes. It's, everybody tastes like it's the last. Last one. Right. Shit, don't get soggy. That's how good it is. Everybody tastes like it's the last bite. Ain't they gonna be good? You can feed them to your baby and just drag. Your baby will love it. Yeah. They're gonna have the same nutritional value as Cheerios. Oh. They're gonna taste good. But they're gonna taste good like, nigga. Boy. With flavor. Cheerios, fuck me. I say your life when I love you. Regular Cheerios? Regular Cheerios. If your doctor prescribed you Cheerios, you in trouble. Them and kids. I mean, if you really did like. You got me the two most bland Cheerios. Regular Cheerios. Regular Cheerios. And regular kicks, nigga. Bear, bear, kicks. They're gonna eat regular and nothing on them. They use a cold blood, nigga. You really from the Project. Great little kid. You grew up in the Project. No, she might. Yeah, you might. I know. I know. Fuck it. Yeah, regular kicks, nigga. Worst surgery I ever had in my life was goddamn total though. I live in the house with old people, man. Total in that bitch, that total. We're racing. I ain't even gonna say that they ain't got time. You can hide it. What the? No, they taste like rice crepes. What was it called? The total shit. Oh, yeah, total was like flakes. Yeah, but they taste like the rice crisps. Not the one I had. They ain't taste like no rice crisps. That shit tastes like wheat bread. They had some that was their head. Wheat bread with milk on it. You talking about crispy rice. They got some shit that's like flakes, but they taste like the rice crisps. Oh, them? Y'all okay. I forgot what they called them. They said yeah, I have seen that shit. With the green layer. Yeah. We put an extra layer and come here and get this stupid shit out of here. You ever ate some flavor that you didn't think you was gonna like, but you fucked with? Kaboom. What the fuck is that? She ain't got little clown faces with little marshmallows in the marshmallows flavor. Yeah. I ain't. Get that shit of big lots. Kaboom. They ain't even yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know if I ever had something I ain't think I was gonna fuck with some of them checks. Y'all, yeah. I was about to say check straight. You know what I mean? Check's good. And what's another unusual cereal? There's some shit that's called Olds. I don't know if you know what they are. They come in a yellow box with a red sign on them. They call Olds, my name. These is... Oh my God. If you've never had none of them, go get you some of them. They sell them at Walmart and shit. They call Old Big Yellow Box with a red O on it. These bitches are delicious. Fuck that part. Actually, drink milk. Right. Yeah, I ain't... I can't know more evil, but they... They got all the other milk. No, I can't drink that even. I'm allergic to nuts. Oat milk. Oat milk. I got oat milk. Yeah. What that shit tastes like? You sound like you had something. Yeah, I had something. What's oat milk? I'll drink it again, too. No, it won't. I think milk is gonna taste how you imagined it. Yeah, it's just... It ain't too different. Like, to cash you milk, I done had that shit that shit ain't too different. You can't drink that shit. Yeah, man. Drink that shit. Yeah. That shit will swell up. Yeah, I'm allergic to... You suck titties, don't you? Almonds have become... Yeah, I ain't allergic to titties. No, no, no, no. No. But if she rubbed the titties in some... In some peanut butter. That's... She trying to kill me. Yeah. That's what she trying to kill me, bro. That's fucked up. Bitch is treacherous. You'll never know the sweet taste of peanut butter on nipples. Nigga. That's a real reason that's where they got the idea for the Rebus Cup. He said, man, if I can make me a little ariola. I respect that. The taste like peanut butter. We be in business. I'm about to let these people know the ariola jerseys are coming soon. They been asking for it. Ariola jerseys? Yeah. Yeah. Pop a little demand. That's one of the one why I just had made for me and I ain't know nobody wanting that. Ain't nowhere on the water on here. And they was like, nigga, put that shit on the site. So, ariola jerseys. So. I'm going to bring a couple of variations. I'm going to come out with a whole bunch of teams and shit. All right, man. What's the motion you got? Put my name on the back chain. My name is Jerry Ariola. I like Jerry Ariola. I like Jerry Ariola. That's the one you want. What's your number? Huh? What's your number? Oh, shit. Double zero. Amen. We need Jerry Ariola. Jerry Ariola. And I want Chief. I don't know how to even say it. I want Chief Icy Ariola. That's Chief Icy Ariola. Chief Icy Ariola. What's your name, bro? Whoa. Let me see. Mine going to be goddamn. How about Jack Nipolis? Oh. Jack Nipolis. Yep. Jack Nipolis, Jerry Ariola. And Chief Icy Ariola. Mm-hmm. Amen. We need that on the back of the joint. And you can get yours personalized. If you want one of those, you can order that special. We'll have those available for y'all. If you want them. We're about to have it out. Wrap all that. What's the other teams? Are you keeping them secret? Hello. Yeah. I'm too high. Yeah. I was too low. I'm going to sit up, bro. You can't hear you. You got too low. What other teams coming out? Let me see. Don't tell them yet because you know they be out here. They be to put the shit on the bootlay page. They be the perfect time. They might put it on the bootlay page. You right. Don't tell them to shit up. Yeah. Keep it a secret. I'm just saying. You'll see when you see. They be the made the shit already. Right. They put the page up. I fucking love it too. Yep. Be on my Facebook page. Jack Nipple is. How the fuck you get right? Sent you a friend request. Next time I go to Google it's going to show this old white man with some tennis highlights. Jack Nipple is first white man to integrate white people's sports under the guise of being a minority. Yeah, man. I just fuck with every other. I feel like this is the first white man to integrate white people's sports under the guise of being a minority. I feel like there's a lot of people out there who don't appreciate them enough. There's a lot of women who don't even have none. Just straight nipple. What? Nipple. Ain't no area over. Just titty nipple. Titty nipple. Titty nipple. Is that the scientific term for it? Titty nipple. Ain't no area over. That's a good name for the jersey. Titty nipple. That was already one of my areas. That's the mascot's name. Yeah. Titty nipple. Yeah. Okay. Titty nipple. That's what it is. I got that one already. That was the original one. Okay. On the back it was going to say. Titty lover. Titty lover. Okay. What is it? The mascot Titty nipple. Then they kept saying like, what is it? Tired? I was like, no, it's titty nipple. So is it together? I was like, no, it's titty space e lover. I used some shit to say tired lover. Yeah. This ain't what I asked for. It didn't fit it. It looked like tired lover but it's titty lover. Titty lover. Yeah. We can come out with some candy called titty suckers. I mean like titty shaped lollipop. And they can give them out at Baby Shell. Yeah. It's two of them. Two of them. Right. Double boo nipple. And it's like like some gush of juice like she fucked with that idea. She was like, that's brilliant. No, she didn't. She was like, that's too much. Well, maybe cooking here. I'm trying to come up with the products. Y'all got some great ideas, bro. We should do more picture meetings. No. What you going, you going to get a, you got to get something for the scammers. We don't. Scammed the Navy in Jersey. Scammed the Navy. Scammed the Navy. Yeah. Scammed the neighbor. You know what it looks like. The Scamamaniacs. Make it like a cartoon. The Scamamaniacs. Like the Animaniacs. But it's just a cartoon about niggas that scam everybody. They go to jail every episode. Yep. Every one. But they get out. The P.P.P. Long fuck them all. It's just like pinky in the brain. They try to take over the world through scam and it never work out. They're going to look at this shit. They're going to be on somebody's network. The Scamamaniacs coming to a Netflix series. So check this out. It takes place in Scamden, New Jersey. Okay. That's what we're going to take. So y'all just going to take our shit like this. Oh, you mean it's a group already? Probably. The Scamamaniac. It will be. This is the disc about our game. Scamamaniacs on y'all age. Y'all shouldn't have never said our name. Yeah, niggas. Since y'all want to sit there and talk about us on y'all's show. Why don't y'all post our music or something, niggas? Niggas. I know one thing. If you niggas ever come to South Dakota though. That's believe it's going down. You niggas is bang. Niggas just don't find something. I know one place y'all won't be doing no shows at. Plainfield, South Dakota, nigga. Scabbabadia, nigga. Niggas. You heard a wrestle baby. It's going to be Scabbabadia. We at least we at least 50 niggas deep, nigga. Bitch, we call the city don't say my name, nigga. I'm sorry Scam a lot, nigga. I know one name, nigga. I bet I see none of you niggas with no orange on them. Why the orange? Nigga, them scammy your colors. Oh, shit, man. Oh, that shit's stupid. No, man, we taking over. We got to do some more pictures though. A lot of shit need to be out here. Oh, man. So, yeah, yeah. I mean, I feel like the best I could really offer in the world of scamming is if I could come out with like a line of exclusive bags with a lot of zippers and shit on there. I think you can target the scammers need more bags with compartments and zippers. I feel like scammers main thing right now is they need more stools. Yeah, come out with some bags and call them glove compartments. No, functionality. Full or not, they need to look empty. Like, yeah, you can like shrink some shit as possible. No matter what you put in the same bag. But it can't look too crazy. Yeah. Like, it's empty, but it's room for some shit. But it's empty. That's possible with it being full. Various pockets. Yeah. Like a computer hacker. Yeah. As white. That's actually a good ass idea right there. As white, as white as draws. Sometimes you think you did just better than you did. But you didn't. You didn't do as good as you did. So each pair of draws got two asses and you just rip away one ass and then wipe your ass. New pair of draws. And then three and one. So you got two, you got two, yeah. For shitty booty. For shitty booty. Toss that motherfucker. And then it's one more. Yep. And then after that you're done. You're done. You're getting three pack of the fat fat. That'll get you home. They always get you home. You just, you just. You got some little pay like in the ground beef. Yeah. That'll be on the bottom of the chicken. Me. That'll be on the bottom of the chicken, baby. You still got draws. You still got draws. That's one of the strongest. You still got draws. Make them make them make them make them real comfortable. What are you out you shit on yourself. With your booties you still got you see your got draws. Oh. Now you ain't even got to change your draws. That's the end. Man. With the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the with the A man who can't stop to wipe his ass. Oh, you were shorter at the party. To double eggs run right through you. We expect it, like the land. You heard it here first. Yeah. A bunch of shit they didn't heard here first. We got to come out with a little bit. And it ran off. It ran off. I already made that version of Meet the Bratalyst. I saw it. Hmm. I saw a trailer. Yeah, he showed me that shit. When I said I was going to do the show Meet the Bratalyst. I saw a black dude getting with a white chick and they just scam in America. Mm-hmm. And then his kids get together and they scam into it and they use it. Racism to their advantage and shit. This classic. We was talking about it at Steve's studio. Meet the Bratalyst. People made flyers and shit for it. Wait a minute, so this was your- They really didn't mean this shit. This was what you said. Yeah. And then what they said. They got a show coming up. And they ain't say nothing to you. Mm-hmm. So they- I'm talking about them, they're verbatim. They said and then they stopped saying it. They didn't say it. They just showed it. I just seen the trace and just dropped. And it's what you, the premise. Yup. Such is the life of a nigga that's solid. That's all right. We about to come out with some more shit. Oh, a nigga should booty's going to take the game over. I already know. They ain't fucking with them, man. We going to make a million dollars off of them. They going to steal that shit. First week. They going to steal that shit, literally. Yup. Damn. That's all right. I got a lot of ideas. You got to get them out. They can't stop this. They're still working on it. That's called- We still got that Carlos Benin. We got to put that Carlos Benin. That's the part that they don't know. It's got a age. Yeah. It's got a age. It's got a age. Boy, the commercials, we going to shoot for that. Damn. We're going to have my fucking so respectfully drunk right here. I'm talking about a two-step drunk. And then you get drunk and start dancing. Yeah. But there ain't even no music on them. But you ain't in nobody's way. It ain't nobody in yours. Right. Carlos Benin. Right. Game changer. It's going to be great. Burgam? Huh? Whiskey? Cognac. Cognac. That's what you- That's how the commercials- A delicious Cognac. You got to turn them down. See, Cognac, then nobody wants to conquer the delicious marketing liquor. That makes it shit delicious. People like it because it tastes good. Uh-huh. Ain't no Cognac that tastes good. So yeah. This one going to be delicious. What was- I can't tell you on air. What's going to be the flavor profile? Delicious. Just delicious. Unlike- You can't give me hints or notes of nothing. Mornings and Athens. Mornings and Athens. You know what it tastes like? What's Athens? You know what it tastes like? Success. Okay. It tastes like well- Mount Olympus. Pineapple. With a hint of Jolly Ranch. There you go. Jolly Rancher? A pineapple Jolly Rancher? No. Nah, just- A pineapple with one flavor of Jolly Rancher? A hint. A hint of Jolly Rancher? A hint of Green Apple. A hint of Green Apple Jolly Rancher. It goes so hard. But you know what the flavor profile is? Spice. Sweet Spice. This is Mexican candy? Spice and wings. More like- Shit hit like wings. Yeah, like habanero. Sweet and sour. It's kinda like- Yeah, make it tequila. You can't bite that con yet. Yeah. It's gonna be spice is sweet. Cause it's gonna hit you like the liquor need to hit you. And the sweetness is right there. To make you keep drinking that shit. Well, you know when you mix these two together, you know what you got? You have a delicious liquor. What too? Stop looking like you're not gonna buy this, man. You know what she's like? This is not- What too? I don't wanna taste this. Oh, you mean the two flavors? Yeah. Okay. When you mix these two flavors, when you put those two elements together, you get a delicious liquor. It's great for celebration. It's great for all types of things. Delishker. Delishker. That's the distribution. Sad notes. You know when you've been somewhere with a long time when a young nigga starts spilling snacks? That's when it's you the nigga that went up. Three times. That's all he liked is snacks. He brought him. He didn't even eat food. Just snacks. He brought him. Yeah, he was a- That's how young he is, man. He went three times. They got the jalapeno Cheetos over there. Living his wildest dreams in this month. Nigga walking like, I can have whatever I want. Hey, man, the next man gonna have to be Fritos. Man, leave that nigga alone. He wrong, man. He been in this bitch being a whole boss. You know how he been doing this, man. Yeah, he is. Three websites. See that? Amazing. He sell crypto currency. Which one? Do we sell the good ones? Nah, they cheap. They like a damn. Oh, okay. He selling the ones he made. Yeah, they gonna blow up on that one. I got my crypto. Well, we gotta get it. Man, shit way by nothing. I can get you the other one, but you some real shit. We gotta get us a crypto currency, man. NFTs? No, we ain't holding crypto with ours. Non-fungible token. Some shit like that. Well, what is it? Basically, you just pay to have the original crypto version of whatever piece of media they decide for it to be. Other people can still see the shit, they can look at it, whatever the fuck, but yeah, you only like digital. And you put all the shows out that we ain't put out as NFTs, and make people buy them off of them. You want to sell them? Yeah, NFTs is the sell them. Yeah, I mean that. Sell that hard drive. You want to come in and record some exclusive shit, they don't get the physical you have. They have a rich ass 85% of who's out. No, they don't get the physical you just make an episode for me, that'll be cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Martin's school, really. It's like a digital, goddamn trading card down there. It don't make sense. Give me a crypto currency. What you gonna call it? TitiCorn. Titi. TitiCorn. TitiCorn. I was trying to buy some Bitcoin, but I saw TitiCorn was a lot cheaper. TitiCorn, man, that TitiCorn. Titi is down. I got to start going down. It's gonna look like TitiDrop. Yeah, that's fine. TitiSitUp, the higher the market go. Yep. How's the Titi market? Well, you know it's up and down. Yeah. KoochieCorn to be cool too. Ooh, Koochie! KoochieCorn. KoochieCorn, man. Oh, man. That might already exist somewhere. Mm. This is a lot of strip clubs somewhere in America with you. That's what you had to put in the jukebox. That's gonna be the one, it works for all the goddamn nasty sites. That's how you pay for your own fans. That's how you pay for your little freaky. With KoochieCorn. Yeah, KoochieCorn. Yeah. It was KoochieCorn. Yep. You got a porn hub subscription, you pay with KoochieCorn. White people jump on it if it's a name that sounds futuristic. We can come out with the baby daddy coin and call it Baby Daddycus and they would fuckin' buy that. Babdaddicus. Babdaddicus coin? Yep. Babdaddicus. Yeah, we are all the way in the rabbit hole now, guys. Babdaddicus. We've traveled all the way down there. Babdaddicus is up 33%. We're at Babdaddicus. Where did the name come from? It's an ancient... Place in Rome. It was the first baby daddy. Right at the first baby daddy. It ain't that mythology, baby daddycus falls. Right. Fall on Mount Olympus. Baby daddycus had to cook it off the high ground. Babdaddicus. Baby daddycus was the first negative slave to child support system. I am the third grandson of Babdaddicus. You've probably heard and referred to such names as Babdaddicus or Babdaddicus. It's the same whether it's Greek or ancient Roman philosophy. Babdaddicus came from the mountains of Negorius. Came down riding an elephant. First brother of Mansa Musa. Great grandson of Shapa Zulu. Babdaddicus. Babdaddicus. We're about to be unknown until he started ruling the Persian Empire from 520 BC to 780. Babdaddicus has once fought a thousand men back to back, defeating them all by pushing them in the dick over and over again. At that point he saved the Negropolis. Babdaddicus. It was king of Negropolis from 700 to 720 BC when he was defeated by Babe Monarchus. She was the only female ruler of the empire. She is as big as Africa themselves. She came from the east. And he came in the west. That was the end of Babdaddicus. Babdaddicus died poor and broke under the rule of Chausaporticus. Negropolis was no longer his. Babdaddicus was slain by the rule of Chausaporticus. Chausaporticus didn't marry Babe Monarchus. Sold half of the empire to the Europeans, moved it to the Negrodian mountains and exploited all of the natural resources of the great lands of Babdaddicus. His kingdom now is known as Brazil. She's a mother fucker. She's the ocean and drowned. Just nagged in the deck. Didn't have nowhere to go. Chausaport crushed him in a dick repeatedly until he threw up his intestines. The same move that he had grown famous for had been turned on its head to live it right to his groin. He reshelled to the same move that he created. It's another legend that Babe Monarchus talked him to death. His last words would you shut the fuck up. I'd rather drown than listen to this bitch. He walked 5,000 feet into the ocean until he was no more. Oh man. The saga of Babdaddicus coming to the history of Chausaport soon. Babdaddicus. What? Father of the universe. He said to have over 17 million offspring. One in three people are the descendants of Babdaddicus. Oh man. Stupid. That's crazy man. Babdaddicus. Don't make it into a show. Right. They the stars on my shit. Babdaddicus. Starring Tom Hanks. Tay Diggs. Columbus Short. All them niggas who used to be in Tyler Perry. Why Tyler Perry? Stop. The look guys. We went to that look. That's why he had it. You work for him too? Nah. I work with him. That's where I started on. You started on Tyler Perry. My first act this shit. He's not welcome here. He's not welcome here. He's not welcome here. Never took me around and I'm not built for this type of audience. That's right. Y'all know everybody cool. Wait till I get me some motherfucking friends in the industry. This isn't going to show up with Babdaddicus. No, fuck y'all. Y'all can have these old limited ass black actors. I'm coming through with the coolest motherfucking ever. Christopher Walker. I did something with him. Man, look. That's how it goes. The king of New York. That's all right. Wow. Me and Brad Pitt been working up some shit on the floor. He don't give a fuck what I see on this show. How about that? Brad Pitt love it. Yeah. We working on Fight Club too. That's the name? He my alter ego. Nah, nah. It's going to be called Square. This one though. Fuck Fight Club. This one called Square. This is Fight Club too. The legend of Tyler Durden. And he going to be your alter ego. Yeah. Just like he was. We kind of like alter egos together. It's kind of hard to explain without getting in the way. He's an alter ego and I'm a persona. You know what I'm saying? Nah. It's like he going to do half the shit. Then I'm going to do another half. And then we'll kind of meet in the middle. And then the middle is like the direct conflict. Like middle. Exactly. Put it in perspective. Once you make, you know, we'll get into it. Just know I'm working. We know. I've got a few hours in the fire. This shit don't stop. I know. And that shit, that money been gone. Yeah. All that shit. All the acting money gone? You done your fire. It ain't gone, but when you done your fire. But from that shit, that's gone. You work with big name people. They got all the money. They took all the money. You be wanting to be in the shit, all want to be in the shit. No, you don't. It's just you. That's the name of the movie. Hand some money for me. You're working with great actors. Myself. I feel you. I'm working on some shit though. I can't wait for y'all to see it. I'm like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll say that. Me and Marvin Gaye. That's what's coming next. They got the bio pic coming. They don't put that picture in there. I'm written in it. Speaking it into existence right now. You got to get Marvin Gaye bio pic, man. You could be one of the niggas in DC in this early life. I'm probably going to be one of them. Being one of the main characters. You going to be Marvin? I'm so believable. You going to be Marvin? I'm not going to be Marvin. Close to him, family member. But I'm going to be like right there with him. In the band. I'm going to be like to do it. I'm getting that wrong. I'm getting that wrong. First nigga that heard it on the radio. Yeah. Do you hear it in the car? Do you hear it at the house? I don't know the script yet. But I'm letting you know I'm in there. I'm speaking it. How they going to do the Marvin Gaye movie and not putting me in it? They can't. I've been working on my shit too. With my drummer. Marvin Gaye just got denied at a club in Huntsville, Alabama in 1959. It's when he first getting started. They won't let him in. And you the motherfucker at the door talking to the white man that turned him away. Marvin, Marvin. They're saying we can't perform the name name. I know, man. Calm down Marvin. Let me talk to these people. Just let me talk to them, man. Let me tell you. It's my cousin Marvin. I'm going to cut it up a little bit. Yeah, I was going to cut it. I'm glad you did. It's my assistant director. We're going to need a little bit more. You didn't say what network it was. No, no, we're going to... This is where I brought my experience to. This is where I brought my experience to. You can't be down there yelling at the white folks. No, we're going to need you to... We're not telling you to yell. We're going to need you to put a little bit more of that pain in your voice. A little more soul? A little more soul and pain in your voice. I want to feel like... That's what they... That's the shit they be trying to do? Sink it up. That's saying some other kind of word. Put a little bit more funk on that one. Let me put a little bit more funk on that one. This is soul, brother. I don't need you to put a little bit more funk on the soul, brother. Come on, man. All right, that was good for the script now. Let me see you do it. Can I just see you dance? They're not going to ask me to dance in the Marvin Gaye movie. Marvin Gaye wasn't... Marvin Gaye wasn't a good dancer. That's probably got to be a main part of the movie. Nah, they're going to re-enact their scene from the album cover from the Good Times poster with a nigga like this. That was a whole scene. That really happened. Yeah, but... That was a club. Marvin Gaye wasn't a dancer. Everybody knew he couldn't dance. He was performing though. So you might have to dance as the nigga that's playing. But I'm not going to be like one of the niggas singing. But that's what I'm saying. You're in the crowd dancing. You're in the crowd dancing. Oh, I'll turn it. You all fucked that up, nigga. You on the side of the stage? Yeah, like I'm in the club. Oh, you know how I fucked that up, bro. In the club grooves. All right. I'm probably going to be driving like a Cadillac or something. So you know I'm trustworthy with that type of shit. Yeah. And that's the thing about it. Where they going to find some young niggas? Cat just did this to his shirt. Where else they going to find some niggas that can drive a Cadillac like that? Now you should have asked me to do the same where I whip up in the Cadillac at the radio station with some fresh vinyl. Marvin Gaye. This is the new wave, baby. You don't know Marvin Gaye? This song is sweeping all across the nation, baby. And you can only get it from me. Nah, nah, nah, nah, look. I don't play them new records now. You're the third time you came down here. I don't know what's different about this guy than the last three guys you done brought up here, but I can't play none of them records you bring up here now. Mr. Washington, you want to know what's different about this guy than the last three guys? $20 bill. And from now on, I'm trying to tell you, baby, Marvin Gaye's the new wave. This record is sweeping the nation. That's when the movie changed. That's when me and Marvin go get our shit done. We're going to come through with them shiny motherfuckers and then he going to hit me with one of these. And that's when we both jump in the Cadillac mind. I'm going to be stupid. I'm going to be like a yellow one. He's going to be like a sky blue with some shit. He in the front because he Marvin Gaye. I'm in the back because he Marvin Gaye. But I'm in my, I got a Cadillac. You're just driving yours. He getting shot first. It's down. We can't write this movie for them. Hey, look, that's enough. I'm just talking about my scenes. Gave him too much. And plus that scene that's at the table with Marvin Gaye kind of go off on everybody. Who you think going to be the nigga? Who like in that scene? You going to get gold off of him? He going to go off on everybody. Go off on everybody then Marvin walk out the room. Jake, talk to your cousin. I'm ready to have tea. That's what you want to do? Yeah, because somebody got to act like the food was real good in there. I guess I'll go. Right before me and Marvin Gaye go on the road I'm going to have to leave my little sweetheart and be like, there he is. I don't know what's this room got for me and my cousin. I'm going to make sure that I take it. Nah, that's when they loading up the bus. Everybody loading up the bus. Come on, man. We got to go, lover boy. Yeah, niggas is loading up the bottom of the bus. And then we come home and she's like, what's gotten into you? Cocaine. Listen, I don't want to talk about it right now. But it ain't about me. I'm just like, I'm not on the drugs. It's Marvin's cocaine habit but I've been doing it with him but I'm off of it at this point. You try to get off of it to get him off of it. I got off of it. But it ain't going as easy. That's the point of the movie where Marvin stopped listening to him. We can't even fill out. At this point it's just montage scenes of me doing regular shit because I ain't on the road with Marvin Gaye. I had to sell my Cadillac. I had to get back with the old girl. Is the movie about you? No, I'm just Marvin. I don't know who that person was that was right there with Marvin Gaye. And right before Marvin Gaye made sexual healing, that's when he came back out. That's when they get back. We linked back up and the chemistry was still there. Marvin, I got one for you, man. Running to each other somewhere random, somewhere they both used to is like this scene at the beginning of the movie where niggas was playing basketball or something and then Marvin just happened to... I've spent the last seven years writing a song that only Marvin Gaye could sing. Well, come on, let me hear it then. Then the cut. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. Man, this shit is going to win up. We got to stop writing this movie for these people, man. Alright, stop. We don't even know if that's what happened with his life but based off the information that we had we did a great fucking job. I mean, they could fill that in later. Timeline's a little shaky, but... You the nigga they sitting in. Handballing right now. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. It's a nigga too professional. I know. Alright, man, let's wrap it up. Man, ready to 30 minutes? Man, it's not even hot no more. The clock just say 9959999. Amen. 9959999. That sound like the number for some bullshit. It is. Damn, I thought we ran out of orders for food or whatever. Nah. For this nigga garbage is fucked. That's why that young nigga be eating all them Cheetos. Man, that is terrible, man. I got to get something to eat out of this. Yeah, man, I get some celebratory wings. Well, man, it was good seeing you motherfuckers again. Hey, man, it's so good. Glad to have you back. Glad to see you back. Man, listen, man, I'm glad to be here. Always glad to be here, man. You know what I mean? Don't matter what, don't you forget this dick is longer than the ride over here. Don't you ever forget it. Hey, man, it's 85, so we have this dick. Yeah. I'll tell her that in any moment. Oh, my goodness. The motherfuckers are crazy. Stop lying on them text messages. Quit cheating on that young man. B.B., how was the game? It was good. You was the good luck charm today? I was good. I was really good. The club wasn't it, though? At the club. Why are you hitting? What is this about? You're not even patting your back like you got a burp. What is going on? What's up, though?