 What's up guys, EvilD here. Today we're going for a trip. Hey guys, we're off to a great start today. We got up, we didn't have any money so we had to quickly run straight to the ATM to get some money because we forgot to withdraw it last night. And we don't know how much we need so we just withdrew $600 as you do. I don't even know if we've booked this. Have we booked this? Have we booked this here? I'm going to bring my Mrs into this. She's running away. She hasn't got a makeup on so she's a bit terrified at the moment. Because she's like, nah, joking, joking. I've just arrived at the Australian Reptile Park. Now little did I know just before we went on this tour because my Mrs organised everything and just told me we're going on a tour. But it's a Chinese tour. Everything's in Mandarin so let's just say that I have no clue what's going on. I do have a little bit of understanding of Mandarin but yeah, not exactly up to scratch. We are now inside the Reptile Park. There's got this giant frog statue here. By the way, the word for frog in Esperanto is Parana. Parana, it's called R-A-N-O. Just in case you guys want to know that. Check out this Grande Caracodilla, a great big fricking crocodile statue. Look at these two. Look at that one right there. He's shaking his leg. What do you think he's up to right now? He better not be pounded away at that tree like I think he is. This one's trying to scowl his enclosure. He's like, come on Ben, we can get out of here. And the guy's like, no man, I've tried it already. It's futile, we can't do it. And he's like, no man, we're just going to get over this tin roof. Follow me. Onward, don't give in. For everyone watching right now, this is a very rare species. This is my wife. This is her in her natural surrounding. She has a camera out and she's taking pictures of stuff. She's quite puffy at the moment because she's wearing a lot of clothes. But you've got to be careful of this one because it can become quite adjective, quite quickly. Especially it's seen by a predator. Look at this guy right here. Look at him. He's munching away. He's loving that. Get that breakfast into you. I'm glad you can eat because I can't. I'm still starving. Yeah, I'm talking to you mate. Yeah, yeah. Do you ever get bored of that? Do you ever get bored of that food? Like, do you spice it up and add a bit of salt or anything? Maybe some pepper? No, he's happy. He's going back. He's like buggy, mate. I'm going to go find this leaf. This one looks juicier. It's greener than the last. I have a little jack. What's going on, mate? I know it's pretty early. It's early for me as well. Lots of people, isn't it? What would you do to get a koala? You'd hold it like a baby, would you? I can just imagine holes in your wall. Hello? Hello? Do you want to sniff my hair? Do you want to sniff my hair? Do you want to scratch behind the ear? Do you want to scratch behind the ear? He bites. Oh, he loves it. He bites right there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right behind, under there. Good mate, good mate. Oh, isn't that good, huh? You like it, yeah? You like it? Right, the special spot? Special spot? Like a cuttle. Like a cuttle. He's better. He doesn't run away. He's a cuttle. A cuttle. How's it going? Oh, I know how to. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Just eat my finger. Time for breakfast. I'll check this guy out. Don't be taking Sidney's work, we're going to try the world. Does it suit me? So we've just arrived at one of the local wineries that's way, way outside of Sydney. Now it's kind of funny because I actually worked full-time for a winery. So we're now on this tour and they've randomly stopped at a winery, which is kind of ironic, but anyway, let's just move inside, shall we? Come on, quick, quick, quick. You ready? That was you, sorry. Okay guys, you've got to check out this wine that they've got here. Tell me this is not troll face. If you guys don't know what troll face is, you've got to go look it up. But that is so troll face. Look at him, he's like, I don't think, but yeah, I just wanted to show you that. That's pretty cool. I don't think we're meant to go this way. There's a tree there. Quickly, go under the tree. Under the tree. I'm going to kick you in the butt. Under the tree. Look, a giant spiderweb is there. Oh my god, you've got a giant spiderweb on you. Look, look giant spiderweb. Look at that, old man. Climb, climb, little girl. Okay, so we've just arrived at our next location and it looks like we're off to see dolphins and possibly whales. So that should be fun. Check out that scenery. So the weather is pretty crap today. Okay, so I'm currently on the boat. We're going out to see some dolphins and maybe make life as perfectly disturbing me right now. If she keeps it up, I'm going to zoom in on her pimples and then you'll get to see all of that anyway. So I just wanted to talk about a funny, well, not really a funny story, just something that happened to me. So we're out on this boat and we're having food and they bring us all our food and basically there's fish, chips and like scallops and stuff like that, but I can't eat fish. I'm not allergic to anything. I just, I just can't eat it. I just feel sick type of thing. So obviously I can fish off to my wife with that, but the reason I can't eat fish is the funny reason. So when I was a kid, we basically lived in this very small coastal town and my parents didn't have too much money. So we just went out fishing every single day and they just bring back this one type of fish called a mullet. And we just eat that over and over and over, like day after day after day breakfast, lunch, dinner, continually. So I'm not allergic to fish, but I cannot stand it. I can't even stand the smell of it, makes me feel sick. So that is why I can't eat fish. And it's pretty funny because now on when I'm on like an airplane or something, they give me like some fish or whatever. We just tell them that I'm allergic because it's easier than trying to explain that story. Anyway, I'm going to see if we can spot any dolphins. So I'll be right back. I will start with his mother for up to three years until she decides to have another baby. They can actually choose where they're releasing him to become pregnant or not. They are the only other animals that can practice the art of making babies because they enjoy it. That's it, that's it. You see those couples off to the right actually come over and say hello. And there you are. Let's do this. Ah, come on, Canaanio. That looks really high. Holy craps. I don't know how I'm going to film this. Can you film me? Can you film me? Hey babes. You ready? Come on. Ah, come on up. There you go. You ready for round two? You ready for round two? Come on, go. Oh shoot. Let me just get a little oil on. That's pretty far down, eh? That's really far down. Okay, you ready? Hey, I've got one hand here. Who least you got both? Almost got on back onto it. I kept the camera off the ground. That's the important thing. Oh God, now I've got sand in my underwear. It's real sparsely. Look at me guys. I look freaking beautiful. Check out my crotch. Nice and sandy. You feel right now. You feel buggered? You tired? You got sand up your bum? Yeah, real well. Yeah, I got it up with my bum probably inside my other things. What other things? Just other things. Okay, that's young people's here. What's up guys? I'm about halfway home now. It's been pretty crazy, pretty crazy. I'm pretty tired. If I look like crap, that's because I've got sand in my hair, in my butt and pretty much just everywhere. I'm getting back onto that bus and then I'm just going to go home. I'm going to have a shower, possibly conk it out, maybe put this video together. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see. Now, if you've enjoyed this video and you want to see more crazy videos from me, well, look at my eyes man. If you want to see more crazy videos from me, just let me know in the comments below what your interests are and I'll try and focus a bit more on that. And yeah, subscribe if you haven't already, share this video around with your friends and I will see you in the next video. And if not, well then I will find you.