 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlemagne the guy Andrew Schultz, we are the brilliant idiots back for another week man and today's show was brought to you by Squarespace from websites and online stores the marketing tools and analytics Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business There are no hidden fees or price hikes in all websites to optimize for mobile And it's so simple start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own head to Squarespace comm slash idiot For a free trial and when you're ready to launch use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase Let's start the motherfucking show shows. How was your week man? Man? It's so good I've been whacking off the Lil Nas X's new video, bro Oh Turning you on turning you on yeah, dude What is it? Is it is it little Nas X his his his ass the Satan's horns? Which one is turning you on it's a combination of both Bro, you know No, I'm I'm teasing but it's been really funny to see the the outrage about the video Um, I haven't watched the video What I haven't seen the video. I haven't seen the video. I saw a clip on what's two well two reasons for that Right number one. I'm really really really really trying not to be a part of like the herd mentality because it's literally like every single day Something pops up on social media That seems to suck up all the oxygen out of the room takes our attention away And it goes from social media to all the group chats that I'm in people calling me asking me I don't give a fuck that much Know what I'm saying and you know it we already got to talk about it on breakfast club You talk about it on the podcast during the week I don't feel like talking about that shit during my regular every day now. That's one number two I don't do Satan. Yeah, I just don't never have never will like that's just not my thing and this goes you and I'm consistent with it I want everybody to go Google me When I was doing radio in Philly Um, and I gave little Wayne donkey of the day because little Wayne said that He would go to hell and take over. He said he said I'll kill anybody a mother a child a newborn I'm worse than Satan and I just don't play like that. That's just never been my thing I don't do I don't I don't I don't do Satan. I don't do satanic images I grew up with Jehovah Witness. My grandmother was a Baptist I stayed away from Weegee boards and all of that type of shit like, you know Why do you think why do you think that like? It's so easy to come for Christianity because Lil Nas X is not putting out a prophet Muhammad sneak Yeah, well, he's not well. Yeah, you're right. They did put out a Jesus sneaker I mean, I guess because you have so many Jesus freaks and you know, that's a great point Because my man salute the salute the my my guys at Art Meets chaos, you know, I'm saying my man Don Don had made me these really dope jeans I got Art Meets chaos on right now He had made me these really dope jeans and um, he had profit profit the honor bro Elijah Muhammad on the leg and I just I just asked one of the brothers asked my man brother Don, you know, I'm saying, what does he think of these and Brother Don was like, I don't like it. It's too close to the genital. He was like, you know The honor of Elijah Muhammad should be close to your heart You know what I mean? I never wore the jeans Just because I didn't I didn't want to offend anybody from the nation is long. You know what I mean? So Yeah, to your point, I just think you got a about this you got a lot of Jesus freaks out there But I mean I like I feel like if anything of all the religious groups Christians are the most Understanding They should be I mean like but it's almost like people take advantage of it, right? It's like Because Christians basically they like yo we forgive you and we're gonna turn the other cheek and then everybody else is like bet And then they just go to make all that because if we had the same conversation right now listen I'm I'm just making argument. I'm not religious at all But like I started think about this and I was like hold up when Charlie Hebdo happened You should never get killed for a cartoon. Don't get me wrong, right? I don't even know what that is Well, that was the guy who made the cartoon about Prophet Muhammad. Yeah, you've never get killed for making a cartoon And we live in a free society. We should be able to make cartoons about whatever, etc But there's still an argument be like you're making it just to piss those people off You're doing this just to antagonize this group and like make them feel pain, right? And even you know, yeah, so like The so there's so many different our nuance arguments to be made from this Lil Nas X story that's why I think it's really interesting because He's doing it not because he believes in the devil People have probably told him he's going to hell for years ever since he came out as gay So he's like, okay, let me do a video about what hell looks like if I go there you're telling me I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna show you what hell looks like but at the same time He knows how to antagonize white conservative Christians. Like he's the black gay Tommy Lahren, right? Like he Chooses their favorite music their favorite music is country music. He's like I'll make a country song, right? He's like I'm gonna do this devil worshiping stuff. I'm gonna put out a devil sneaker. He's not a Satanist He's not a devil worshipper. He's cost-playing as a devil worshipper antagonize Christians and Yeah, yeah, you can't yeah, you can't be like you always say you can't be shocked at the reaction Yeah, I'm not shocked at it at all. I think your point about um, you know him doing what Tommy Lahren didn't do is an incredible point Yeah, and I think that you know when you put out a song old town road that literally becomes The biggest song ever like literally like that's a bar that you set for yourself That is that you'll probably never reach again, but that fame that you got from that That's a different kind of high man So you got to be very careful that you're not just doing things Because you're trying to seek that same level of attention, you know what I mean? You're trying to garner that same level of fame like don't become like, you know Just the person who's doing shit for shock value because you just trying to always get to that high you got Cuz I have yet to have anybody say to me I heard nobody talk about the actual record at all. Yeah, it is interesting though because like You could also make an argument that as a Christian You would support everything in the video because he's a gay dude going to hell which is where Christians think gay dudes are gonna go Yeah, so they need they need to update that in the Bible by the way. Oh, I mean I take it up with God But I'm just saying like there's nothing right Christian about the the video He's in hell and he's doing gay stuff and that's where Christian think gay stuff is done So what I was told he I was told he even kills the devil in the video and then replaces him Okay, okay. Yeah, I just I just don't play with the devil man I'm from the Bible belt bro. I'm from South Carolina. People don't even like me calling myself the God in the Bible belt You know what I mean? So imagine how they feel about Satan So it's like yeah, I just I just never played with um Satan in that way, but I'm not mad at Lil Nas X the only thing I would tell Lil Nas X is I would tell him, you know Just don't get caught up in having to constantly Do things like that to keep people's attention, you know, I'm saying because if the song don't go Now the next video you got to do something even more crazy it and you did in this You know I'm saying so it's like yeah That's that's the only thing I would tell him and the sneakers I didn't you know I'm not wearing those sneakers called Satan with human blood in them And if my blood is in the sneaker I want royalty I should be allowed royalties. Who's blood is this like that blood is like I was just ridiculous It's just I just you know, it's just like I man y'all whatever y'all chicken's blood though It's real easy to get I would rather be chicken's blood If they said it was chicken's blood it would make more sense, but hey man, it worked it sold out But then you know what's the cost because now Nike's suing you How how dare Nike sue like Nike literally has that's all they do Yeah, I'm just saying but like Nike has sweatshops full of fucking kids sewing together sneakers and all of a sudden they're gonna be like But we don't put blood in our sneaker. It's like they giving them jobs though. Oh god. All right No one's saying they shouldn't work they should just get rid of it. No, I really know Well, we got to send a lawyer down there to do a nice class action lawsuit Yeah Sue the shit out of Nike. Let's go Season to sit season to sit but Nike does that all the time Nike sends season to sister so many people like when you make, you know, custom nikes Or you try to like, you know, customize the nikes and sell them yourself is different shit Nike jumps on your ass quick. They don't play that shit. If you got something that even look like a swoosh Nike's on your ass. They did that to us. They gave us a season to sit us for two things For what? Well, we stole the Nike swoosh What for for the fashion the last fashion drop we did That she was finally, yeah What was it? What did they just just what it it said just do it yourself Kind of hot You didn't even need to swoosh though Yeah, but we did you should have put your nose The nose is my logo the nose is your logo for the Schultz studios logo. There's my nose in it. It's kind of funny. You notice it. That's dope. Yeah, yeah, that's dope But salute the little nose X. This is my my my only thing is like just don't get caught up. Just don't get caught up in the shock value Shit, you know I'm saying because you're gonna keep having to do things like that in order to stay relevant And you don't want to be in that position I don't want to be in that position I don't want to be in that position I don't want to be in that position I don't want to be in that position I don't want to be in that position Now, uh Positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Did you see the quavo in so we tea video Yes I did see it thoughts um I thought it was really funny the people To I thought it was really funny the people going that's not abuse. That's What if adrian broner was like that's the type of relationship I want Like he said I don't want to want to be in a relationship If a girl's not going to punch me in my sleep I'm just like what? Yeah, it's too many people. Um It's too many people used to having trauma bonds, bro That's interesting. You know what I'm saying go on that that's interesting Yeah, it's just too many people having trauma bonds. There's too many people who haven't really You know seen what what what real I guess love looks like real trauma-free love Like like love doesn't have to hurt. Yeah, you know what I'm saying You know people say pain is love. It's really not Yeah, you know what I'm saying like you don't have to like Hurt your significant other be in a situation where you and your significant other are hurting each other To call that love what I found interesting about it is like there's no There's no right or wrong In this situation, right? Like I see everybody choosing sides. Oh, yeah quavo's wrong and you know, suede's wrong quavo's right suede's right No, they're this this is like both. They're both equal levels of bad. What happened. I don't know what happened besides like I'm just going I'm just going off this minute 30 second clip the minute 30 second clip And I think tmz broke it down perfectly. Scroll down a little tell him Tmz broke it down play by play perfectly Well, what they what they say it was like i'm i'm a i'm a read it if taylor If taylor does her job for once, okay, uh andy. We're gonna fight so he says see what happens. See how it starts exactly But that's a trauma bond. We got a trauma bond Taylor we got a trauma bond and we got to break that all right It says tmz said this shows both of them standing outside an open elevator And when the video starts suede is swinging on quavo quavo dodges the hit Dropping an orange call of duty case in the process which suede tries to pick up quavo grabs it and as they struggle for the case Scroll down till I can't see as they struggle for the case He grabs her arm and swings her into the back elevator wall Then they both go down as suede lay on the ground possibly injured quavo stands there without helping her Helping her up. I saw equal levels of toxic in that situation And this is what I tell men and women everybody keep their hands to themselves simple Everybody keep their motherfucking hands to they Self there's nothing good about this situation Neither one of them look better than the other than me You know, I mean the worst part about it to me was quavo not helping her up Like bro y'all both fell like it was like y'all was going for a jump ball and y'all both You know hit the goddamn ground like you know like help help help help the young lady up. Yeah Other than that I saw two people that are Both in a That was a toxic situation on both parts. That's it. Have a question. Yeah, never no volume in the elevator Yo, so here's the thing. Here's the thing though wrap Couples stay out of elevators, bro Take the stairs. Yeah, just take the stairs like When when is that shit worked out bro like Like honestly, I think that is the takeaway from all this Like if you're a rapper and your relationship with another musician or something like that There's a better way for you to get to your destination There's just too much ego for that tiniest space to be confined Into no I get it. I get it. I get it. I just you know, I just don't think this should ever be a situation If if either one of y'all men and women feel like there's about to be a physical altercation Yeah, take a walk Yeah Yeah, walk, you know, yeah, bro. I breathe a little bit. I'll say this though quavo Is is uh committed to his gaming bro because Like he was that really a call of duty box. He was not having it. He was not having it But he was about to break this shit or he's about to go crazy. Yeah, he was not happy That guy loves his gaming bro. Don't get in between a man and his gaming If that was a real call of duty box, it wasn't about that call of duty box You know when you and uh, you and your significant other beefing about something and the little shit piss y'all off Yeah, I'll touch my shit. I'll touch my fucking water. Yo The bottle's empty. Hey, there's no water in there And we've all argued with our significant other over some stupid shit because instead of us Communicating and talking about what the actual problem is. We start being mad at each other for nothing Like, yo, why are you chewing so loud, yo? I ain't like the eggs this morning Why you ain't use brown eggs? I don't like white eggs. Yeah, I like the food It's just stupid shit. That was it wasn't over that call of duty game I don't know what it was over, but it wasn't over that goddamn call of duty game I thought he was taking his Birkin back That's what I thought at first too because I was you know, or was full of money or something That's what I thought too. I just I just think everybody should keep their hands today self in and this It's so interesting how the universe works, right? Because they'll all they'll always show you parallels So yesterday everybody was going in on quaver going in on quaver quavals wrong quavals You know evil yada yada yada this and that then today Here comes somebody who I'm starting to put in the top five white boys of all time, man. Who was that? Mr. Chet Hanks yo chat You know Chet it goes chat on instagram this morning white boy summer Do did you see the video you didn't see him get attacked no happen Oh my god He got attacked we got attacked by a girlfriend for what happens all the time though. He was um Supposedly she was mad that or no he caught her stealing And I think she was mad. Yeah, let's leave that He got caught yo Listen he said credit cards and stuff but when he opens up the video and he goes I hear girl. Uh, he goes yo he goes yo my my my girl just tried to attack me with a knife And then she rushes him like she rushes him and like slaps the phone And so the video cuts off and the video cuts back on he's bleeding And he's bleeding from the forehead profusely and he's like she's already he's like Yes, she came at me with a knife. You know what I'm saying and and he actually filed a lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend And uh, she had a restraining order against him after this altercation that happened in january, right? But This is a man accusing the woman of being the aggressor Yep, you see you see him bleeding from the forehead You see him Say that you know, she tried to attack him with a knife and all I ask people Is if the roles were reversed, what kind of conversation will we be having this morning? Huge one, but I mean this is okay. It's not it's not okay for girls to do it, but what you're going to do with girl hit you Run Yeah, that's all you can do is run. That's all you can do. That's literally all you can do is run And he's just going to happen to her though and he did the right thing He turned the camera on and you know, he showed he showed his head bleeding You know what I mean? I'm looking for this video. I can't find it bro. Go to hollywood unlock. It's on hollywood unlock It's on shade room. No, she didn't have the video. Yes. Oh, you don't have the video Or you just had a picture. Yeah, go to go to hollywood unlock But it's just like It's funny how the universe always shows us parallels because the same conversation that was had about Quavo yesterday is not going to be had today In regards to chet hanes girlfriend Wow, bro, this is one of the smartest things I've seen somebody do Wow, bro That's crazy, man But my advice for both my advice for all people men and women Keep their hands to Thought you were about to say everybody clap your hands Hand You need to chop chop slide Next time you think you about to get into an obligation With your significant other turn the goddamn chop chop slide on okay, and everybody start chop chop sliding That'll help you motherfucking wusa This shit is stupid man. Like I and and I honestly Don't know what to tell people other than everybody keep their hands that they stuff I see, you know people who use the argument like well, you know, women can't hurt men Yeah, but men can hurt women, right? So if you know that a woman putting their hands on a guy, some of these guys will go upside your head We know that So if we know that why would you encourage people women to hit men and women could definitely still hurt Why do you say that it's okay if you get caught cheating some of that then She hit smack me and do something. I mean, I get it. Come on But that's what I'm saying. So there's a different circumstances. You think my wife ain't never hit me No, I know but so is that is that okay though? No, it's not okay, but it's okay You see what I'm saying? I'm not gonna hit her back. I'm not gonna hit her back and I'm not gonna leave her I got caught. I got caught man. I remember one time I came in the house. This is the I mean, this is this week I was living in columbia so I can lie to see this is like 15. Damn it 20 years ago And I was out all night boy And I had the nerve to come in the house when the sun was up Come home lay barely beat the sun man As soon as I opened the door because she had the top lock on on purpose Soon as I opened the door two piece back back. So good. No, and she was calling you too He didn't have phone back Yeah, I don't think I don't I probably have beepers back there, but I know you're not walking in that house I called a meat. What you mean was my excuse like why'd you say you got home so late? Man, I ain't got time to be lying. I didn't say nothing He's recovering taking to go to sleep Yeah, I think that now I took that two piece and you know slept with one eye open People understand if you used to get to be inspired by your mom One thing she did was just train you for your your wife, man And I'm used to it. Look and listen I'm the type person if I get caught red-handed and I know I'm guilty what I'm supposed to do What am I gonna do? Can't even argue back shut up man go to sleep. You know you're wrong. Why is it called red-handed? Like is that some racist shit It should be black-handed like fingerprints, right? No, it should not be black Is that like a Native American slur or something? What is the etymology? Yeah, why is it called getting caught red-handed? We might need to cancel that. Yeah, we might gotta cancel We've been saying getting caught red-handed not knowing what the fuck a red hand is You never had you never had a woman put hands on you show say what you've had a woman put the hands on you No, I don't think so, bro. Wow. It says expression called red-handed Oh, this is your people show has the origins in Scotland around the 15th century. Let's go Given how it was used in the earliest references the phrase written red hand or red hand. Oh Probably refer to people caught with blood on their hand from murder You're caught red-handed because you were caught doing the act got you no I don't think it girls ever like maybe like jokingly but never out of anger like put hands on me I'm also the type of person that like if I'm in a fight with my girl like I'll just leave First of all define fight No, not like a physical fight like exactly we're getting to the point like the way I look at it Is like if we're getting to the point where we're not even listening to each other and like we can't move past it I just go, you know, we're not gonna we're not gonna accomplish anything Why don't we just take a fucking 30 minutes like let's just take a walk or even just go to separate rooms Like I know it's fucking frustrating to even hear that right now, but let's just take 30 minutes It's true call each other come back when we're calm because once you get angry And everybody believes that their side is right. You can't even think about the other side Then you take 15 minutes. You're like, oh, shit. I saw how she felt there man. Oh, man Fucked up. That's it. And honestly in those situations most of the time you end up just calling the other person like, oh my bad Oh, like that's it. I just need a little bit about it. Yeah, man. Have to apologize Whatever whatever quavo and swede swede was going through it was something that led up to that moment we saw You know what I mean? How do you know that that or No, we don't have to speculate like that. See that's the that that right there Taylor And that's not an indictment of you. This is just a problem that we have in this era Like everybody always tries to add on to things ours happened a million times before our he's probably this Are she's that no, we don't know nothing We know it could be Because I tell you this second clip if we were talking about some white person saying that and we're calling camera You would be like he probably said it a bunch of times before Anyway, it depends how it's used because you can tell when that nigga rolls off your tongue That's right the nigga hit different you can tell you can tell when it's somebody's first usage of the n-work Whack that line. It's that hesitation Who you who you Yeah, he used to You know But when you like that guy who was the guy that got in trouble a couple weeks ago morgan wailing That's what it was. He was like you bitch ass nigga. Oh, that's a specialist specialist specialist I messed up on the um on the uh, it was a uh commentator Oh, no, you're talking about um kramer When he was on stage who know let me the commentator. He said is like a point to the game He said nigger, but it was like a team. Oh you talking about when they were No, he's talking about when they were um kneeling and he was like look at that damn nigger. Oh pro. He's a pro. No, no, no He's a pro. Oh, yeah, he said that Pro pro black woman kneeling pro star general, dude pro pro Pro pro pro morgan waley a pro. You know what i'm saying Like it's certain like uh, you know who the people like excuse people like who came the girl who came on stage with kinship Lamar and was singing good kid mad city Yeah, you know what i'm saying somebody like that. I'll excuse when he set her up in front of all those people When he said can anybody see my song and knowing we brought a white girl up on stage and then got upset at her for singing a fucking song Yeah, he's a real piece of shit for that one, bro. She should have known better though. She doesn't know better I mean does she let's know you get set up though. You gotta I mean, I think people are more aware that now In 2021, you know what i'm saying like people have bleeped themselves down. By the way, that's an age old conversation There's been actual girlfriends had a whole episode about linds white sister Singing jz h to the iso and saying the n word and not realizing like oh, I can't say that But it's in the music yada yada. Yeah, so it's the it's an age old conversation I think it's where you grew up at if you could say it or not. No, no, not the white If you didn't grow up around black people I think You don't think it's as bad as it is Like I think there's a lot of like suburban whites who just a little bit more comfortable saying it because they haven't seen How much it affects somebody exactly and then Yeah, I remember being in west virginia and and having you know This one we were shooting buck wild in west virginia and having one of the Country dudes from west virginia Hear me say it a white boy. I'm talking about I'm talking about big pickup truck driving Shotgun in the back confederate flag on the wall white boy. And he was like, hey man, uh My friend, uh, I can't remember who his friend name was but his friend was black He was like my friend wouldn't appreciate you saying that now. I don't appreciate you saying into my presence See, you know what I'm saying and I'm using it in context talking to do ball But didn't he also say the n-word to you guys? No, that wasn't That was that this is another white guy Shane actually said the n-word rest in peace to Shane gandy But the way even the way Shane said it he said it in context I'm gonna tell you we we was in the truck. It was freezing I had on four fatigues. I was west virginia. I had on full fatigue One z outfit and I had on a ski mask. It was freezing I'm about to get out the truck to go into the cvs Shane is in the front seat He turns around and looks at me in a state of panic and he goes charlamagne now You're a nigger in west virginia. They'll kill you dad. You're going there with that ski mask Good-looking. I understand that If Shane would have said it any other way, I probably would have been like, I fucked that I'm going to get it but the way that we said it worse than any exact way that people in that store would have saw me You understand what I'm saying? Yes, people calling up for you There's a n-word walking around this goddamn store with a ski mask on what we on the way You know what I mean? Black man wouldn't hit He wouldn't want still in the store black man wouldn't hit that's interesting because he says you're a black man in west virginia You're like, yeah, I know He's exaggerating. He's staying crazy. But he was saying how people saw you That's right. If he say black man in west virginia, my instinct might have been like I'm going to combat systemic racism My black skin should not Dictate whether or not I wear this ski mask in this store I'm going to take my black skin in this store and they're going to accept me as I am But when you say you the n-word in west virginia, that means you want to be On this wall next to my deer. Yeah, you know what I'm saying milk carton. Fuck that. So I mean I respected it So it's different ways you can I'm not giving nobody a path to use it. I'm just saying there's been times in my life Well, I've heard it and was not offended by it in any way shape or form Right, and you get to decide when you're offended or not. There's no we all do exactly Everybody gets to make their own decision on if they're offended by something if they're not What's the word for you, Andrew? Say what? What's the word for you that's going to make you like how n-word is Like what's a word that do you get upset like when we say cracker ass cracker? No, he should his shit is trash ass sneak again You tell shows you got a trash ass That's the most vulnerable ever seen shows in my life, I'll never forget that No, you know Somebody must have sent you that because I never understood how you saw it because you weren't even tagged in it I was on your page. Is you just looking through my tweets. I don't know. It was right there in the comments I just saw you say Bro, no it was on instagram. It wasn't twitter. It was twitter No, because it was pictures. It was a video. No, it was twitter, bro It was twitter. It was twitter. And then what'd you say what I say back? He was like, bro, are you working on it, bro? Well, I'm working I think that's what it was. I saw your reply So I went to go click to see what the reply what you was replying to And the dude was like they're gonna andrew with them wack ass air forces again or some shit And that you say Andrew only got two pair of jordans or something Andrew only got two pair of jordans and that shit pissed him the fuck off in a real way That shit was true That shit was fucking true, man. We can't hide from the truth Bora, no nothing hurt like the truth. Yeah, I have gone on full blown Ranched about people donkey of the days and they don't get offended, but I can say one line One line that cut deep like one line like one line that I didn't even I wasn't even trying to be You know witty or anything. It was just hey, man. This is what it is about this person And boy that motherfucker You know what I'm saying that truth knife cut so goddamn deep Yeah But the moral of the story is don't put your hands on people Can we can we can we say that? Men and women don't put your hands on people. Please stop everybody like like that as Andrew said, you know Could I said it and Andrew says he does it take a beat man Take a beat. Let's go take a walk. Have a breather. That's it. Get away from the person for a second Y'all are cool down if she catching me cheating or something which is not gonna happen But I rather you hit me then leave All right, just for me. What do you mean? Let me say if you punching in my face for Cheating on you, but you don't leave me. I take the punch in the face. No, you got to pick one Yeah, I I take the hit. Yeah Taylor says she No, no, no, no You got to pick one you hit him and leave That's how punishments work, bro Like if you don't pay your taxes, you go to jail and you still got to pay your taxes Exactly, which is fucked up. That's why that is fucked up. I'm not going to jail. I either I don't gotta pay taxes like it's you You paid your debt, right? More tax if I can't work if I'm in jail exactly the same thing which I'll support Stupidest shit in the world if you're gonna lock me up for yeah, at least knock off some money off the goddamn job At least $10 a day or something Do you think it is a double standard though? What's that? Yeah, when we see when we see quavo and so we But I believe in double standards. I think that they're great. I get it talk to me Why is it why are double standards great in this situation because we're different Bro, a girl punching me is way different than me punching a girl like let's be honest Yeah, but you're but you're andrew show Yeah, and and and and what I mean by that is you're not going to react the way You know think about that maniac that they just arrested in new york. What's the fuck? What's his name? Michael 38 38 years old and beat up that 66 year old asian woman. Oh, yeah In the middle in midtown two blocks from time square. Yeah Fucking disgusting. Do you know what else he did 18 years ago andrew try to kill somebody, right? He killed his mom. Oh, wow We literally killed his mom. Yeah, he did he did he got out in 2019. What's the dude name? brand what's his name I think it's brandon something. It's don't even matter because he's going to jail for the rest of his life but it's like Put hands on that man and see what happened Look how he's dressed. You understand what I'm saying everybody not gonna react the same. Yeah But these fuck these dudes I'm more mad at these motherfuckers than the guy. Oh, yeah, they got suspended. Well, they should be fired bum ass security guys Come on, man. Why y'all even there all But by the way, there's a lot of guys out there like that Yeah So you can't just tell women Y'all have the license to put their hands on guys because every guy not gonna react the same Every guy not gonna walk off every guy not gonna run away. Some of these dudes will do that to you High school is like you want to use right one and then I'm gonna have to come up You see what I'm saying and now you're done, but that's a great point because now You put your hands on a guy the guy puts his hands on you that guy going to jail rightfully so But then your daddy gonna come and put do something to that dude now your dad going to jail So everybody don't put hands on each other. Yeah You're saying it as more of like a protective measure. You're just like if if you don't put hands on somebody Nothing bad can happen to you or anybody both parties Many hand women. Yes, both parties That's it. Don't put hands on each other and shit won't escalate. That's what happened with quavo and swedey from what I saw swedey swung at him Quavo moved out the way they need to reach for the bag They tussle and they fall down now. Everybody looks stupid. Yeah You know what I'm saying? It all looks bad. Everybody's toxic. None of y'all need to be around each other Everybody needed to take a mother fucking break. You know the chat hang situation. I don't know He said his girl came at him with a knife all I know is if That was a woman and it was that same video blood on the forehead My boyfriend just came at me with a knife It would be world war three on social media right now So we all need to keep that same energy when it comes to domestic violence because it can go both ways Nobody needs to be putting their hands on each other. It's all but we know deep down We know deep down it's more wrong. They're both wrong But it's more wrong when a dude does it to a girl all day long. Yeah, especially if he's just abusive Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Especially if he's just swinging on girls and beating the shit out of him for no goddamn motherfucking reason They've never there's never a valid reason unless you like really protecting yourself like life a death situation Somebody got a gun a woman got a gun a knife like she's trying to really learn you Yeah, that's a good point that wax had made before it's like once a girl has a gun or a knife She's a man now you turn it to the man. Yeah, like once you actually have a weapon bigger than the guy Say why you should have did more push-up bigger than the guy where she's like Wax is Side still there's she need to be doing something with it. She need to be she need to be doing something with that She need to be in the WNBA or something if she's waxed the side because uh, think about it Think about the young lady who got killed at the Capitol She got gunned down Yeah, you know what I'm saying? She didn't have a weapon Right, but you don't hear people saying like they could have handled that differently Yeah You know, I'm just saying I'm just saying like it's just like every we we we we pick and choose kind of when we um You know, we want to be outraged about these situations. We do understand that there's context to this stuff You know, I think it's a lot of times is a function of the victim hood or the vulnerable And depending on who you perceive as vulnerable Your outrage is going to be directed Uh to them when they're aggrieved like If you feel like you're a christian in in america and you're a victim and you're vulnerable As the values of america, you know move away from christianity when Lil Nas X's video comes out You're the one that feels like the victim. You're the one that feels aggrieved. So there's outrage behind it But if you see a woman get beat up by a guy you see women as you know victims often time of abuse or Uh, just societal limitations put on them by men. So you're going to be more protective Of them 100% absolutely You know, so I think it's like a natural instinct which is kind of good It's like a good instinct that we should like want to come to protect people And I think what you're saying on top of that is Yo, if none of us put hands on each other is just going to be better For everybody involved like absolutely. Yeah, like we all recognize as human beings Like don't hurt the vulnerable But at the same time just because you're more vulnerable doesn't mean you should go around swinging on people too Because it could lead to bad situations. I mean, you know to to quavo's credit You know, he didn't put hands on it. But it's still but it still don't look good It doesn't look good. I'm not exactly sure what he did. I guess he kind of like Threw her into the elevator with the bag and look like they was diving for a loose ball, bro I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah, he looked at the camera though. Like he knew Yeah He probably thought of jay-z in a right away I pray it wasn't for call of duty, bro. I ain't never play call of duty call of duty slap like that It's like Really? Yeah, my son want me to play that in uh fortnight and I still ain't never get Call of duty slaps like that like they treating it like it was those goddamn boxes in that bum ass justice league movie Like they make slaps like that. I didn't watch the new one. You're talking about snyder cut garbage really bad absolute garbage DC I mean it was garbage to me. I don't know some people acting like they like it You know what I'm saying DC comics DC just needs to hit the reset button on they whole shit Like this this shit is so trash and I'm only gonna say one thing about the movie because it really pissed me off. There's a character in the movie called martian manhunter Martian what? Martian manhunter. He's a he's a you know big superhero in the DC comic world Martian manhunter shows up twice in this movie. He shows up in the middle Because he can shape shift so he shows up to pretend to be a superman's mom To talk to lowest lane To get lowest lane. I don't know not to leave with some shit I don't fucking remember what it was and then he comes back at the end To tell batman He wants to join the justice league I'm sitting there thinking to myself His motherfucker was hit a whole time and didn't join in on the fight shit Like you you was here you was here throughout this whole whole movie and didn't join in on the motherfucking fight Because I don't respect it. Yeah, I just don't respect it. But I didn't I didn't fuck with the uh the Justice league snot because I thought it was wack. Have you seen bad trip yet? I I have a good question. I have a good question um Are you allowed to fight? Female superheroes That's a good that's a good point because danos be knocking the fuck out of captain marbles They all got weapons though, right all the women always got weapons. They turn themselves into men. They got their superhero powers Make them not just regular Women but at the same time you might be hitting a woman if you're doing it, but they knows don't give a fuck about that No, I can't I'm with you on this show. So I'm gonna tell you why They knows got superpowers too. They knows got the infinity gauntlet. So therefore he still shouldn't be hitting the woman Superman should not be fighting one the woman Why the fuck why are we okay with this? I don't care if you have superpowers or not that because that that evils the playing field, right? At some point you just got to be like that's still a woman furthermore the What do they call the delimitage or something the dora malage what the dora malage the dora malage They don't have superhuman abilities They got the vibranium, but that's it. You're just beating up regular girls. That's not cool Yeah, yo, there's a scene in in game Man Thanos punches the fuck out of captain marvel remember when captain marvel's trying to take the glove off And then he grabbed the power stone or whatever and punches captain marvel and sends her flying That's not right captain as a girl. Huh captain as a girl. Yeah captain marvel I don't know. You never seen it captain marvel. Dude. This is these are the interesting questions I don't know what to say in that situation. I mean it's a it's a movie, right? But I mean dc and all not even dc marvel is trying to do this they're doing this new woke thing, right? Especially mcu, but they're not too woke when it comes to to violence between the genders I mean, frankly, I don't know if I could hit I would never hit wonder woman or anything. I could hit she-hulk If she was green I could hit her bruh if she just was like all hulked out and shit I could do that Maybe it don't count in the superhero world because everybody got superpowers Do any of the women ever die? Huh? Uh, yeah, well, yeah black widow died in um Black widow died at the end of uh Endgame she died in the endgame. Yeah, they had to some black character had to die You know, they got the gay avengers They got they got a no black black. She's white. You know, they got um, they got you know They got uh the gay captain america now. What? Why? Oh god, this guy I don't know Hey, why the other one was a good answer That's a perfectly good question Why? It is, but why? When whacked at it, it sounds so homophobic He died Why? Why why why is captain america gay and why do we even know? We never cared about that captain america fucks and which one with the other one Well, it's a special it's a special edition. I think they did for uh pride month pull it up They love pull up gay captain america. He's got a name and everything Yeah, so happens to the other one that's fucked up I mean, it's a bunch of different captain americas because you know, they have to yeah, that's it because they have to know His name is not sparkle. Oh there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Marvel announces sparkle No, man, he said marvel crazy Come on, bro. Yeah marvel announces erin fischer. No, don't scroll so fast marvel announces first gay captain america erin fischer A gay teenager will take on the mantle in the united states of captain america marking the characters 80th anniversary, you know what I mean? I think this is something they're doing for pride month I don't have a problem with it, you know, because the the comics are so diverse Like they can have a a run where they have the you know, lgbtq guy, but why they mess with him He's a good guy get another one. It's make make a new one up. What do you mean? There's more than one captain america. There's more than one like there's multiversal So there's more than one captain america Yeah, they got a black captain america stan wilson. They got another black one azea bradley They got a bunch of captain america. It's like they got an asian hulk. I think this is though I think they should just do the all gay avengers for pride month So every avengers gay for pride month. Okay. I'm kind of into this Um, you can change if you literally take the word dick Yeah, and put it after put it in their names. It all makes sense. You can have captain dick You can have iron dick. You can have black dick You can have scarlet dick. You can have ant dick I'm saying I'm serious The might know it'd be it'd be the mighty dick because it's the mighty thoughts. It'll be the mighty dick Oh, the mighty dick the incredible dick. You know Superman No, but you can do super dick if you want to What about the lesbians What do you mean the lesbians? Well, they're involved in homosexuality, too Yeah, true. What's more lesbianic You said what like what's more lesbianic Oh, my god. That's not like I'm playing it. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Oh, I don't know What about like, uh, like captain scissor You know what I mean Okay, okay the incredible scissor the incredible mighty scissor. Yeah. Oh the mighty meat wallet The uh The super squirter Yeah, super squirter. Um The mighty meat wallet. I like that one. Okay, you could do like a iron double-ended dildo The ant man, yo the ant man dildo would be fire when it just grows inside you it can grow It can be small art and get as big as you want. I'm trying to tell you We write this for pride month, you know what I'm saying? We clean it up a little bit so we're not using words like dick and pussy But we can do this like why not let us let us get a hold of the avengers for a second Even you know, you know, it's so crazy with nothing that you think about it There's been superheroes like like blue marvel Um And it's other ones as well who've had to keep their Identity their power secret, right? Even when people know that there's superheroes Like the blue marvel character in particular john f. Kennedy if i'm not mistaken It was one of the presidents told him that he can't even be a superhero because he's black But he chose not even to be a superhero. So imagine having to suppress your super powers Whoa, you know, I'm saying it's it's one thing to suppress, you know The identity that you that you the gender that you identify as but imagine having to suppress your super powers like I'll do that shit every day, bro. What? Don't tell nobody my superpower What's your superpower? I can knock people's teeth out there now This guy It's a skill And he got super power. He's don't show it. Yeah, but that's quite common like people can knock people's teeth out And that ain't nothing No tba ain't nothing not somebody's teeth out. Do you think um canelo alvarez could beat Mike Tyson? Now Yes, yeah That me too Not even not even a question without a doubt. That's me too. Me and glasses malone was debating this this week and glasses said no Yes, he said 54 year old mike tyson will beat canelo alvarez Because here's the thing like one canelo is not tall but neither is mike neither is my You know if mike was like one of these six five heavyweights then we reach with reach Yeah, that'd be crazy. But canelo is gonna be in there mix it up head moving it up. Yeah Yeah Mike ain't a lot of speed, you know, I'm saying tagging mike up. 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I wanted it to come out last year prior to the election Um, but you know things we we got we got caught up a little bit And I think now is the perfect time for it to come out and if you're wondering what the project is about The project is literally any question a white person could possibly think of to ask a black person I put together this black brain trust um Dr. Claude anderson Tameka Mallory ebony k williams brother nori mohammed david banner uh jamila davis um senator nina turner teslin figaro reverend william barber brother nori mohammed Uh, dr. Alfie noble attorney cori minus smith, um brooklyn burrow president eric adams and eric alexander So you have a lot of different things covered, you know what i'm saying from economics to mental health to you know schools prisons everything and literally My man james altitude, you know got with a bunch of anonymous white people And can chris and chris morrow and they came up with you know a lot of different questions You know to ask ask ask black people. Um And yeah, it's out. It's out on audible right now. It's free if you have an audible membership. Um So I just want you all to check it out. You know, tell me what you think, you know I think we live in this this era where it's not enough conversations. It's not enough You know questions being asked and we all assume and I think that's where a lot of the problems You know come into play So, you know, hopefully hope to me. This is like a safe space and hopefully we could create more of these safe spaces You know what I mean because I'm sure that we all got different questions with different coaches and different communities that we Want to ask without being perceived as bigoted or prejudiced You know or whatever phobic y'all want to attach to it, you know, I mean so check out we've got answers On audible right now. It's my first audible original project But certainly not the last because you know me and kevin heart have a production company at at audible So we have a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of content Well, that's amazing man. I think it's a great idea. So and um, I think yeah, it's just really smart I think there's a lot of confusion and then I think right now and there's a lot of like You know just being a white person I have a certain amount of comfort. I think with uh Non whites that maybe the average white person doesn't have so even if they did have questions They just wouldn't know how to ask Because the stakes they feel like would be too high. So they just kind of avoid it They kind of avoid it or and uh, and I get that too I get that feeling of if I ask this question people might think I'm a racist So I don't want to ask it because I don't want to be labeled as a racist I know it doesn't seem this way, but white people are terrified of being racist Most white people that I've interacted with do not want to be known as a racist Do not want to be racist. They they do not And uh, I would agree with you From a from a you know what I was about to say from a new york standpoint, but new york even changing, bro No, I'm not changing. Yeah. No, no, no. No, I'm not saying like there are plenty of races Don't give me wrong but like the ones that I've the the people the white people that I've interacted with don't want to be seen as racist Even if they have racist tendencies that they don't even know about potential You know some of them some of them are just culturally clueless exactly and there is a difference You can be ignorant and not hateful Yeah, you can just truly be ignorant And uh, and I think it's the way that you are become not ignorant is by education But how can you be educated if you're too scared to ask a question? Well, this show that's a great idea Really great idea Yeah, and I mean that's that's exactly why this project is important So if you are a black person that's tired of answering these questions for your white friends If you're a white person that's afraid to ask as Andrew just said We've gotten answers on audible check that out and make sure you go pre-order Tamika Mallory's upcoming book state of emergency What is this shit coming out already, bro? We've been pre-ordering May 11 I was reading this comment man somebody left a comment and was like they've been promoting this book for five years Yes, we have we've been promoting this the first episode of this podcast The book we first the book We first announced it in November We done there had a whole Harry Potter franchise come out before this fucking book is released Release the book Release it, please Please we pre-ordered I pre-ordered 15 times already hoping that shit comes out May 11th Tamika Mallory state of emergency how to win in the country we built you can pre-order it now It's not even April yet. We're gonna have a whole month more of these pre-orders. It is April now It's April today first. It is. Yes. Well, but this podcast comes out. It'll be April first And Anita Kopex how to win in the country. How about say how to win in the country Anita Kopex shallow waters That'll be out august 3rd. You can pre-order that as well now too. That's the uh young adult fantasy fiction book about the um african mermaid yemiya And thank you for everybody who keeps listening to the black effect podcast network, man We appreciate you supporting all the various podcasts On the network and speaking of young adult fantasy fiction resting piece to bevely clearly. Oh The architect of ramona quenby Okay, and the quenby family and henry she died at 104 years old. So please nobody say life is short Okay, I hate when people do that when people died at 90 and 100 years old life is not short They live the full life You got any church announcements shorts. Yeah, man. I don't know if by the time this is out it will already been announced but um We're adding another leg to the tour. So, uh Yeah, those dates will be they're either out and announced now and have gone on sale or You know, this is happening on wednesday. So I haven't really decided just yet but go check my instagram all the information will be there and uh You know, we were super fortunate that the last leg of the tour It all the shows sold out before we even left to go on tour. So, um, go get them tickets early, man I'm telling you just just get them early if if you want to come out to the shows shows have been crazy Also, we've been uh, cooking up some fun stuff, man. Um, you know, we've been back on the road So we started, you know, dropping in again, which is our travel show Started cooking up some more clips. So we're gonna have a lot of good stuff coming And we were just in nashville and all I gotta say is um We're taking the country charts by storm charlamagne Oh, you're about to compete with little nizacs. That's all you got. That's all I'm gonna say That's all I'm gonna say You know, I was about I was about to say, you know, it would be better if you rap but now White guys rapping ain't a thing though. Oh, oh, oh, who says there isn't a rap in the song as well, charlamagne Charlamagne vanilla show show listen, um rest in peace the nipsey hustle to Yesterday celebrated with today the 34 we were taping this on the two-year anniversary Of the transition of um nipsey hustle. You see me in here with my marathon hoodie My marathon hat my nipsey hustle chain So so so rest in peace the nip, you know Envy asked a good question this morning He was like, yo, do you celebrate because you know biggie's family said do you celebrate? The the the day of the death or do you celebrate the birthday? I'm like, you don't celebrate the day of the death, but you acknowledge it You know I'm saying you like you like you acknowledge it. This is the day exactly. This is the day that he transitions You know I'm saying so you acknowledge the transition we you might celebrate the life You know, I mean you celebrate the life. We I mean we celebrate the life every day You know, but this is just the day that we acknowledge, you know, this is when he transitioned So uh rest in peace the the the nipsey hustle. Have you seen bad trippy at show? No, but I've heard good things Yeah, I want to it's it's it's really good really But I mean I like that kind of humor What is it? What is the what is the movie? I know eric andres in it a little relin it Yeah, a little rails in it tiffani haddish. It's literally like eric andre is um, he's going around doing these series or like Like like pranks on people. So it's like people don't know that um like borat kind of Yeah, like borat So the people like he's doing these scenes in front of people and people don't know that this shit is fake Right, that's dope. You know what I'm saying? So you get real reactions from people which probably make things that aren't that funny even more funny Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hear you You know, and it was really good. I've heard really good. What the fuck is that? No, no, no way There's no way No, no, no Wait, what was this? What was this? So they just prank whacked with a fake mouse Who got him? Is this Taylor's idea? Oh, this is great Yo, yo wax, yo wax, yo wax Yo wax remember wax earlier. Yo remember wax earlier when he said, yo, I got a superpower. I can punch people's This is whacked as kryptonite rats mice Mouses, okay, and I'm not talking about jones. This is his kryptonite. Okay, I've seen whacked what y'all saw just now The only reason he wasn't at full speed is because of all the obstacles And the speakers and all that other shit I've seen this guy stand up and run full speed out of a restaurant We was in new brunswick, new jersey. Yeah We're the only black people in there Me whacked my wife in dolly, right? I think we're gonna see duval at the at the what's the what's the comedy club new scratch factory I saw the mouse first I thought he's bullshit. He thought I was playing. I'm like, what the fuck was that a mouse? He's like, man, stop playing man You want me to run? Get out of here. Get up Boy that mouse must have heard me So the mouse came up from behind me And showed whacked his face That motherfucker got up and jetted 40 york dad speed up the restaurant. All the white people was like, what the fuck? Because you just see this big black guy running Man, come on, man, that's shit out of here April fools The idea was that April fool. Oh, that was tailor tailor me plotting on that for two weeks. That's great And especially to do it during the bad bad trip conversation Tell him in plotting on that for two weeks. Taylor had that ratchet behind that book bag this whole time And i'm just like just wait. Just wait. Just wait. She was ready to shoot 30 40 minutes ago. I'm like, just wait Just wait wait. Oh you knew Yes Oh, I thought you were scared too I told Taylor the color the is because it didn't look real enough When she showed it to me when she showed it to me this morning. I'm like, nah, you got a color the is black Yo, the is unbelievable the rat is too. The rat is too pink I went to that show I went I went literally to that restaurant and I said another motherfucker one again Why do you have a phobia of rats? Yeah, you had a chicken farm I used to grow up with them chickens eat for rats and so I had to worry about I got snakes and chickens around They ain't gonna have to rap. I mean rats don't come around Like when I grew up, I see the rats come out of I know the rat ever show his stuff. They so sneaky is they sick as hell. They don't come bite you because they're about to die Is them saying so I was like, man, fuck that I used to watch rats jump up in the air and have seizures and all that shit But they eat they eat rat poison. Like it was fucked up So it has nothing to do with the fact that you might just be intruding on this rats habitat Because sometimes we do that like Yeah, I was growing up in Jersey. I got I got piece piece Ptsd, man, what's wrong with you? When did you realize you had a phobia rat? Um, like one time this was this was really fucked me up I was sleep right and I was sleeping on the couch and I felt something like going over my leg I'm saying so as soon as I opened my eyes and looked up. I seen a fucking rat in my face What fucked up piece and like red eye, you know, I went like this I I stood up. I ain't sleeping like a week. I was in my mom kitchen with a fucking with a uh a broom I slept like that for like three days standing. I ain't just buy a rat trap These fucking rats that we had ain't fucking no That's scary. They used to bite through the can So master splinter master splinter will beat the shit out of wax Man, let's say somebody want to ride me with a gun. I'm looking at this thing You're like, I'm gonna fuck you up when I get away. But if you got a rat Give you anything you need, bro. Now, you know Now, you know waxes kryptonite Okay, me to fuck you up. I'ma get you though. I'ma fuck you up Not with that rat. What if you went to ride around his neck around his neck like a charm? Just a big ass rat around his neck. There's a guy in new york that actually has two rats and he skates around Invite him to the park Invite him to bully and to beat And let's see if wacky get over his his phobia of a rat I'll be seeing those shows like get over your thing and the fear factors or something like that or fair tactic I don't know But it's like I'll be watching them and they put in their hand. There's no way I could do it Hypnosis can get you out of that hypnosis could get you out Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what with hypnosis if it takes something away it adds something I don't want that A fear of rats is bad You just made that up You just made that up just like you made up rats only come out of the closet when they're sick, okay They come out of the closet when they're gay Can I remember that one come out the closet? If you do the closet man fastest then yeah and then start doing a seizure It's like jumping up and all down and they die and I was like he wasn't doing a seizure. He was dancing Yeah, it was a Rack him out the closet and bogey I am free Okay, I am mouse I'm a fucking mouse. I want the world to know Listen, um What else we got? What else we got Taylor? Let's do some uh, shit you won't care about next week Well, I I know what I do care about me trying to get a house. That's what I need to get Oh, yeah, so you can't get a house. What's the deal? No Um, it's I know I'm going I'm going through a little bit of racist Ain't no little bit. I told his ass last week now Remember how Shane had a conversation with me and Shane said you were n-word and motherfucking west virginia. They'll kill you dead I told wax you're an n-word in new jersey. Nobody's gonna rent a house But you but you know what my my rulitor is trying to be nice like maybe you And maybe it's just wife and kids you come or maybe if she happy like listen You're n-word. You need to not come to these girls and I will understand That you yeah, absolutely right. They all keep trying to tell him nicely It's him. Why don't you do it? It's the dreads. It's the blackness Why don't you do this? Why don't you go As security For your wife No, I don't think they want me around believe me the areas. I'm looking at Not I see me at all and I told him that I said, yo, let you let Carla go by herself Yeah wax Driving her to all these locations looking suspicious as shit because he'll leave his seat all the way back You know what I mean? What did the white man tell you when you went the way we called it the other day? No, it was it was with the rulitor. He was he asked at least like can I talk to you like talking to the realtor And yeah, he talked to the rulitor like can I talk to you? She come back and was like, um, He's just not so pleased that you're here and I'm like, oh no shit Like I'm trying to get I tell him I give him a couple more months down They don't give a fuck about money. They like get the fuck out of here. You are not allowed So I'm like I got to sneak into somebody's neighborhood So anybody out there who do you have a suit? I def I said Just put a suit on you gonna get there and then they're gonna call the cops on me all the time because I'm not wearing a suit Everything nothing looks more suspicious than waxing the suit. Come on, man. The fuck have you ever seen why you saw? You saw wax in the suit. I got it. I got it put I got it put Shoulder pads on and like a giant's jersey a practice jersey and then act like you just came from practice I think it's his sweatpants, bro. They like wax his sweatpants look so Suspicious You know what I'm saying his boots look big as hell So it's just like yo, is this something that looks off when he walks in with sweatpants Like you're these guys up to something he got his gloves hanging out his back pockets You know what I mean? Like he looks like he's about to climb somebody's wall and break into their window and fucking go in their house When I'm really a nice guy too, man, they really kind of want me in their neighborhood Something's going on. I probably can help them out and shit. But like give me a crib, man. Damn, which Yeah, I think I think we've gotta dress you This is house 20. This is my 20th crib that I I lost Okay, I think we've got to try to dress you in a way If it's going to make the people from the neighborhood feel comfortable So like I might have to be like that all the time No, you don't you just got to dress that way to get in there So for example, like if you want to wear sweatpants wear like a peloton t-shirt And then all the white people are going to be like, oh my god one of the instructors is moving into the neighborhood This is a great thing I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. Give me a couple more tips. I like that. Okay. I like that I'm like who should I be listening to right? Say I think pigtails. Pigtails would be a nice touch Oh pigtails adorable But like you just dress if you feed into their racism if their race is white people dress the part of the races Of of their perception their positive perception of black people and then they'll be so excited that you're moving Pull up with the MAGA hat on Or you know, I'm like about a team or something like that But I think it's more scared of just me. I'm telling you try the MAGA hat, bro You know, you know, all of you know, if you wear a MAGA hat with a t-shirt or a t-shirt that says January 6 2021. I was there boom Remember that scare where he he didn't know that he was black and he was blind like white power. Yeah Oh, what are you doing? You know, if you wear a MAGA hat, you would get in. There's no question. Easily. Y'all crazy too Nobody'll know you just wait one time Yes, that's what you do. We all do it to get a house I'm about to say what should I change now? You know what? You know what? I'm a fake to get in this Shit, you gotta do it. You fake to get in everything you fake to get in girls You fake to get a job you fake to get in anywhere. You're not supposed to be this guy faked his whole way through college I really did. Yeah, so now you want to stop faking now when you need to get It's kind of stupid. I get what you're saying I'd be at his football games sitting around girls wax to get a sack and it'd be like Herman's Herman Jenkins, you know with the sack and the girls would be like they never give Troy his credit They didn't other girls like they never give Logan his credit. Paul never gets his credit Sean, why don't they ever give paul his credit? I'm like who the fuck is paul? I don't know who Sean Paul is But listen, I had a bunch of my bills in my crib or none of that shit, man I never had my real name because I I grew up around a bunch of Nigerians and Polish people So it's like they used to always if they get your name you're fucked I don't know why I thought you about to say that's how you became a scammer, but you That's how you avoid it. I avoid that shit, man I already know what's happening is they even know your name in a one of your one number in your social security They got everything about you. So your parents just never gave you a name so that they would never be able to get it from you That's why I that's why I need you to call me wax now. I'm right here. You see my real name around people I'm like, yo, bro. This motherfucker might get Herman Herman Yeah, it's crazy your name is Herman, bro Yo, shit, you won't care about next week. Prince Williams was named the sexiest bald man alive How you feel about it Charlotte? I think it's some bullshit because he's not He's not You can't you got the he got the toilet seat shit around his fucking head. Yo. Yeah, you're not fucking bald Get the fuck out of here. Yo, leave the baldness to the bald people. He's not even he don't even have a car wins, though That's what I'm saying runners up one name them who the runners up there This will pair Mike Tyson Jason Statham see this is pit bull. He's all bald people Michael Jordan. Yeah Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, those are bald headed individuals Yeah, he's bald now You can't have the toilet seat shit around your mother fucking scalp and claim baldness, bro That's not how this works. He gotta let that go Yeah, I hear you though women will call you bald if you got that shit though Yeah, I was gonna be in call bald for a long time for a bald spot. Let me see He does Wax does had a bald spot though Don't tell me you got dreads in a bald spot. That should look so stupid. Hold on. Let me see Wax TV wonder, bro I'm telling you Wax, let me see fix. I got a fix is this spray you put in this shit Wax take that hat off. You look like young jeezy in the front and look like two chains walking away I'm telling you right the fuck All right Wax, you got the chico bean. I got the spray. I got the chico bean That's right, Alex. You got the chico fucking bean I said a little bit better than this shit, but I'll tell you one thing chico need to do is go get that fucking spray I'm gonna see chico this weekend in um, Orlando. So wait, do you really get that spray that I use have a bald spot? Yeah, the spray you just put in there. It looks just like hair too. It's kind of dope Can you show me what your hair looks like? Huh, can you show me what your hair looks like? They got pictures man. I did have a pic. I think I showed you that picture before. Remember I showed you that picture shows I think You don't remember that? That's shit nasty too. It looked like a crop circle. Ain't that bad now? What else we got Taylor? Shit you won't care about next week A little boosty Remember where he spot that guy And that was a prank. Oh Sharon Osborn. Sharon Osborn. She walked from the top How you feel about that show? Say that one more time Sharon Osborn's gonna walk away with a big ass settlement, but I'm gonna tell you what's gonna be fucked up Everybody on that show Uh, especially the women of color They under the microscope Because if somebody is somebody just waiting to get get back, you know what I'm saying like like I guarantee it I don't know who it is. I don't know if it's you know What's the dude's name Pierce Morgan or somebody but if somebody that's waiting on them To have a Sharon Osborn like moment So they can be outraged And call for the cancellation of that person Wait, what does Sharon Osborn do? Because that's how this cancer culture shit works, baby. What do you know what I mean? What does Sharon Osborn do? That whole thing Oh, yeah, she defended Pierce Morgan Remember he was yelling at Gary She defended Pierce Morgan's comments about Meghan Markle and then she Yeah, she snapped on uh, Cheryl Underwood a little bit and then they said that she made a couple of Remarks behind the scenes previously to different people um, but yo, I'm and I'm not saying that you know She shouldn't be let go. I don't know the full situation I'm just simply saying any woman of color that's on that show right now They're going to be watching every single word that comes out of your mouth Because that's the way cancer culture works and they're going to want cbs and the talk and whoever to keep that same Motherfucking energy. So if you say something Cheryl Underwood or um, I don't know who else is on that show Uh, oh, what's the other sister name on that show? I can't remember right now. Elaine Elaine Walter worth. I think it is But they're going to be waiting for one of them to say something that they don't agree with So they can see if they can drum up that um That that outrage machine against them. It's like I guarantee before the year is over You're gonna absolutely you won't absolutely see it Yeah, what else we got Taylor Um, did you want to talk about those teams that? Oh, yeah Shit, you won't care about next week. What do you did you see about the 13 and 15 year old girl who got charged with murder? They're rather uber driver. Yeah. Yeah, good. They should be Yeah, they definitely should be but what should the punishment be? Um, I don't know it's it's Yeah, it's so tricky, man. It's just so tricky. I mean they they intentionally tried to harm someone Maybe they're maybe their intent wasn't to kill that person, but they knew that that could happen, you know They knew that you could die I'm sure there's a fucking warning thing that has on the the zapper like you can potentially kill somebody with this So they knew that that could happen, um With 13 and 15. Yeah, it's tragic, man Do you do you lock them away and throw away the key at 13 and 15? No I don't know. I I gotta know I don't know man. I don't know. It's so tricky. This is so somebody definitely lost their life but 13 and 15 is very very very very very young. Well, you know what if anything happened in school, you know, they gotta get your parent You understand so if a young person do something in school, they lock the parents So if they're not of age to take that charge, somebody have to take that charge Yeah, I don't think the parents should be locked up though Because it comes to a certain point in time where kids make their own choices At 13 and 15, even though they may be poor choices, they're still making their own choices Well, it's up to which one of the are going to take these charges. So what do you do? How many years? Well, here's the thing Man, that's a long time. I see it hit my problem with prison It's not a real correctional facility If it was a real correctional facility facility where they took these people and you know They they they they they let them get healthy physically and they Let them get healthy mentally and they actually tried to rehabilitate folks in a real way And correct folks in a real way and then send them back out in society. Let them get their Degree in in prison, you know what I mean? Something like that. Like if it was a real correctional facility I'll be like, yo, give them the time that they need All right Well, they might need to make that happen because them being let out free because they don't have that in jail Is bullshit They need to figure that out in jail. You wouldn't feel like that. That was your nieces, bro You craziest, huh? No, you I feel like that was one of my my brothers anybody you act up certain things I'm just not so think about when you was young and all the stuff you did Man, my dad used to always tell me boy, you about to get hit up But would you have if you had went to jail at 13 15 years old? But doing something like that. I already know my consequence And I I kind of agree If they don't if they don't know their consequences the parents fault this parents got to go to jail You see what I'm saying? I'm not saying that they shouldn't go to jail I'm just saying what should the punishment be the my I mean Kamala Harris and whoever inside the white house right now I should try to go to the jails and I'm sure to get the right staff and get these people help Yeah, something inside of there. I'd rather that then put let them go back out. That's bullshit, bro That man, what you think the man family saying? I agree with 13. Well, let them lose to the family 13 family then they want they want to see Yeah, it's so tricky man. Something gotta happen It is tricky when you that young 13 15 year old girls, man They need to spend a significant time in prison. There's no question about that But it is uh, it's just tragic man. The whole thing is fucking tragic juvenile till the what turn 18 Yeah, but what does that do? Like if you're not teaching them anything if you're not Actually trying to make them productive citizens if you're not showing them the air in a ways if you're not getting them Know they might have some type of psychosis. We all know Yeah, but you can also make the argument that if you let them out clearly they weren't Being taught now to be productive members of society like are they going to be taught worse in jail than they're already taught? I don't think yes. They will because it's not a correction of facility treat that shit like a fucking boot camp treat That shit like the military. Yeah, listen, and there are programs that do focus on that kind of stuff But like they're already being treated in a horrible way to where they would go do this They already have no guidance in their life. They already have no leadership in their life Nobody set an example for them where they're out there tasering fucking uber drivers like You know, it's not like jail can do any worse to them. They're already the worst You're just murdered somebody. So how do you make them better? You don't make them better by leaving them out. That's what I would say I definitely think they should there should be a punishment. They should be in some type of facility I just don't know if it's prison for life I hear what you're saying that like prison could Just continue the trends, but I don't know like I guess We all make mistakes as kids But there's a difference between throwing a snowball at a taxi cab driver Which is what we would do or throw the snowballs in a taxi cab or like Stealing an ice cream cone or something and what if you hit what if you hit the cab driver? Right, let's just say the cab driver got his window down or the cab driver Don't got his window down But y'all all throw snowballs the snowballs hit the glass the cab driver can't see ends up hitting somebody And killing them if you heck you love on the side You know what I'm saying Somebody gotta go to jail. I'm just saying like it's so but at your 13 All of the stuff that we think could lead to those kind of consequences who you're around That's why your parents would be like, yo, who are your friends? I'm taking y'all. Where you going? That's just certain things that they got to do 13 is wild young You chose to still have supervision of your kids at 13 And if you don't you know I'm saying, yo, you got to let them know before they leave the house Like my parents used to tell me you go out there and do something. I ain't got nothing to do with it Got him to your own consequences. I'm not saying that the person they shouldn't go to jail or prison I'm just saying that it has to be Some other option when somebody is that young like you at least got to give them a chance at redemption If I see a little motherfucker acting up and he's of age and I think he could kill me I ain't gonna play around All right, so he gotta get all consequences with 13 of your action of your actions. That's what you got young 13 is I got plenty and my 13 to hit your ass up. So you better watch yourself Let the 13 year old get less time my peoples you say what let the 13 year old get less time Assuming the 15 year old was the one that concocted the plan and the one that decided to do it and the 13 year old Was just impressionable and young and trying to be around if that's what you end up learning I'm okay having some empathy But it was one of their idea to do this and whoever's idea was means it was premeditated So or somebody older than them who probably got them to do it too, which is probably even worse Or they might have been hungry Huh, that's another thing too. Like yo, they might have been really hungry. They did rob a uva each drivel They might have really needed the money really needed the fool. You don't know what people going through nowadays, man People is going through it in 2021 You don't you don't get them any type of grace because they don't what do you put these people at? Do we fuck them up? You see what I'm saying you you putting this come on But you putting us in a bad situation because if they keep letting them out and they come through it to one of my people Now you put me in the basket. Yeah, I'm not saying let them out. I'm just saying there has to be some type of Correctional correctional facility. I have to be something that had that rehabilitates people You know, I mean because like that dude who beat up that woman in uh Midtown the Asian woman in midtown He should have never been out never been out But if he was actually getting real treatment in prison a psychiatrist would have fucking told him that Yeah, you know what I mean? Clearly this guy has some type of psychosis. He killed his fucking mom You don't you don't just take this kid at 19 and throw him in a prison and then 17 years later say, okay He can just go out there Nothing got fixed in there. Well, they started doing these prison stuff like boot camp. Yes, really like, you know Discipline discipline. Yes all is about them to the death. That's why they treated like the military, man I'm still scared of my mom for a reason discipline. You know I'm saying so is They need it. I agree Let's just ask an idiot to tail a gang. Okay What we got tail a gang So people are still want to know about the wood frathers This one wants to know how Do y'all feel about living back? My back how do y'all feel about living back in the day knowing that knowing what y'all know now I don't know what back in the day is though. I guess like because you're 29 I wish I Knew what I know now. I know now. I'll be when I was younger. You've heard that song one thing No thing that I don't know but That there's a saying my father would always say I'm sure this is not his quote. I'm sure it's a quote But uh, he goes youth. Why is it wasted on the young? And that is life is you learn the lessons that you need Um for the past in the future So we all know how to be the the best teenager ever and we learned that probably when we were in our 20s And we learned how to be the best 20 year old ever when we were in our 30s And we'll learn how to be the best 30 or when we're our 40s and they'll continue to go like that And that's the whole idea about passing wisdom down to younger generations and why it's important to share that So that they can learn those lessons, you know quicker than Then we learned them. But yeah, that's life, you know, like you'd love to know those things back in the day But it wouldn't help you develop your personality if you knew everything and you knew how to you know Exactly figure out every situation and scenario like you're supposed to feel uncomfortable Develops who you are Yeah, and if you a kid if you if you you all you have the knowledge that you're supposed to have for your age You know I'm saying when you're a 10 year old you think like you're a 10 year old when you're 13 you think like you're 13 When you're 18 you think like you're 18 and so on and so on The problem is is when you grow in age, but you're still thinking like you did when you was motherfucking 18 years old Trust me. I know a lot of motherfuckers They ain't good enough though stuck Yeah, in a in a in a certain time period like 40 something years old And still stuck in the best moments of their life, which is probably high school You know what I mean only because they didn't come that's the last time they were the man Yep Straight up. You always you you always going to resort back to that last time you were the man, bro I'll fucking bundy Polk high you don't want to be a polk high all start your whole goddamn life, baby Okay, well, this is not one of but deli on underscore 704 once another there was one opportunity to get back That you passed up. What would it be? One opportunity to get back something we passed up But that nut It makes sense to think about um an opportunity to pass up that could get back um I wish I like uh, I wish I Spoke to patrice more. I wish I tried to Establish some sort of relationship with him and uh Yeah, I wish I did that. I really wish I always find that interesting I'll whenever I hear you say that because I've heard you say You were scared to talk to him. Yeah I was intimidated. I was just so in awe of him. Why he was just the best at something I really cared about, you know, it's like you really love basketball you meet michael jordan You're just like, oh my god. I don't even know how to act around you and that's kind of how I felt and uh In retrospect, I wish I just even said something awkward and got made fun of but like, you know Just tried to be truthful about Um, how good I thought he was at it say again how you felt about him. Yeah, I just thought he was just the best So it'd be cool to like get some of that wisdom while he was still alive and then he passed You know because you're not a person that's afraid to do that now Yeah, I'm shocked that that was ever you like, you know what I'm saying? Because I I see you celebrate people that you know, you fuck with or you're inspired by so it's like Yeah, I always celebrated him. I just I just felt sometimes it's uncomfortable for me like when I'm around a person that uh that I like want something from And I'd rather in those situations I kind of like shut down because I I don't want you to know that I want something from you. I feel like fraudulent You know, there's certain people who are great networkers and shit because they just know how to schmooze with people that they want something from But for me, if I want something from you, I gotta tell you that Because otherwise it seems like my entire interaction with you is just fake You know, and I wish I was just like I was I was like, man, I think you're the best to stand up and uh, I I would love to learn from you man. I don't care if that's corny or stupid But if there's any wisdom I could ever pick from you or you know, if you ever need somebody open up for you on the road or If I ever just talk to you about shit, that'd be awesome. I wish I just fucking said that got it out of the way and then just be a normal person That's very interesting what you said about networking because I'm the type of person I My my best networking comes when I don't want something from someone. Exactly. Yeah, it's so much easier Because you can be real with that human being being yourself. Yeah, but even even if it's somebody that I admire, right? Like you know, I've been around I've literally been around all my heroes except for one because you know, he was dead, which is pd green but it's like I don't want anything like the the the the the the experience of being with them is enough You know what i'm saying and just having conversations and like most of these guys are ogs who You know, not only want to give me game, but they're asking me questions as well. You know what i'm saying? So it's just like it's just a mutual Exchange, you know, I've Yeah, my best networking literally comes because I don't I genuinely don't be wanting anything from anyone Yeah, I mean because I feel like if I'm in your presence like whether it's if I'm sitting next to somebody on a flight or Let's just say we leave in here today and I end up on the elevator with somebody and we strike up a conversation Like that's organic. Yeah, you know, I mean and those organic conversations usually end up being the best relationship That's next thing. Yeah, that's that's what I'm trying to say like The the organic like the authenticity of those interactions is great and it's so much easier connect because both people have their Uh, they're like, what is it called? They're blockers. They're like Blinders, they have them down, you know, their defense mechanism is down because like, oh, this isn't this isn't somebody that's trying to get something from me You know, um Yeah, I much prefer that and that's the nice thing about success is like as you get more success You can offer Somebody that you're talking to something as well So the person that you're talking to isn't only giving handouts to you You might be able to help their business They might be able to help your business and then you guys are just too interesting folks They're talking to each other, you know, but earlier in your career You're navigating this world like oh my god I mean imagine if I ended up opening up for this person that could change my whole career And I think it's it's a it's a difficult thing at first to maintain your authenticity within that like I never had a big comic take me on the road And it's probably because I felt inauthentic like hanging out and like sucking up to a big comic Just so I could be on the road with them like I'd rather I'd rather just maintain my authenticity Even if it was a detriment to my career if that's if that's weird No, I give it a man price a man. Okay By the way, um, I still move like that though only because like I really do enjoy Meeting new people and learning new things. You know what I mean? So I I have if I'm around somebody That that same organic conversation is going to happen because I'm never looking at someone like I know more than this person You know, I do more than this person Like I genuinely genuinely want to know what that person is about especially if a person is interesting to me You know what I mean? Like if I've been listening to them on a podcast or read a book of theirs, you know what I mean? Or I just think they're funny on social media. I want to know how this person takes like Just hilarious is so interesting to me Pretty V is so interesting to me. You know, I mean guys like Chico and Carlos and DC Yeah, I just met this rapper named musky the guy that sings you're running your track star The story is phenomenal. Yeah, you got a great backstory. He was in the military Father died at a real young age. Yo, he told this whole thing about how The military made him numb So he had no feelings Right, he said he had no feelings and it was like he found that his father died and he was just numb about it Went to the funeral and everything didn't even grieve didn't hit him until two years later After he was removed from the military, you know what I mean and Started doing music and started getting his feelings back again And then you coupled that with being a black man growing up in a certain environment and having to You know put that tough guy persona on all the time and I portray hard just for survival So you're already kind of raising you as a sociopath then you're going to fucking marines And he said he was like I felt like a robot Yeah, you know what I mean? So imagine two years later after your father died if you finally get your feelings back and it hits you like I just that was just that's just sitting there having that conversation with him That's the intro after this was interesting to me. I like I would never lose that ever I think that makes you know great networking Well, speaking of I guess emotions and stuff Uh, could that tell someone is there a therapy lifelong need or does there come a time when it's no longer? It's therapy a lifelong need It's a lifelong need for me. I I can't ever see myself Not going to therapy at least once a week, you know, I do therapy once a week. I got a sacred purpose coach I meditate every day. I love plant-based medicine a.k.a. Mara, Juana Are you on the weed? No, I do edibles. I do the indigo edibles microdose. I gave I gave one of the lemonade. So let's see if you like that Yeah, I haven't I haven't had the lemonade yet, but I like my I'm microdose weed. I do the edibles. I do like 25 milligrams 30 milligrams on a weekend Yeah It's a lot of me sleep the indigo shit. Oh man through to a through to my guy josh I'm when you come back to new york, I'm gonna get you some of these shit my dude josh From has story. It's look to my dude Jed too. Man. Josh makes these edibles But they're like cake Like they're like german chocolate cake red velvet cake like and they're so like there's he needs to open a bakery He bullshitting But it's literally the best indigo strain i've ever had and it's so relaxing No anxiety no panic attack like you just you just feel like you melting into the couch Like I'm when you come back. I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get them for you. They're they're incredible I wish I could I wish I could do a man, but the fuck the weed just I can't do it Nah indigo is good mac I don't do sativa sativa gives me panic attacks makes my anxiety go through the roof For me, it's the next day for you two shows I got you it's not going to smack you up. It ain't no edible It's like it's like your grandma give you a hug all day long Listen, I love being high like this. She's gonna rock you to sleep like this I love it. I love being high It but the next day it just takes a toll on me man. I know this one don't do it. There's no hangover The weed or nothing. It's just like smoking a blunt. Yeah, I don't have no you're done All right, I'll try it. I mean I would love for it to be true, but so far every Every type of weed gives me a hangover. Man sucks But sip it But who's wax lemonade, but the answer to question. Yes therapy is a lifelong thing for me That's part of my repertoire. I need therapy. I need therapy like I go to the gym every other day I love therapy Last one Would you rather Watch wax strip naked or eat each other's ass? Watch wax strip naked immediately done. I'll watch them strip naked right now Yeah, that's not even that. You said you said watch what watch you strip naked or Each other's ass. Yeah, that's not even a good who you're at Okay, okay my bad. So the only reason I say that's not a good who you rather is because they just want us They want to hear us say we want to see wax strip naked Somebody's watching this right now on youtube, but they're like See, yo, look at this boy's wild as a wild boy and say they want to see wax strip naked It's like, yo, what you think we see each other's ass? You heard what fucking Schultz said What? He would have seen you strip right now Yeah No, he didn't say he wanted to. He was like If it came to eat each other's ass, it's like come on. Sure. I'm like, yeah I want to see him strip naked, bro. I want to see him strip naked I want to see you strip naked What's wrong with that, bro, nothing If the other option is eating each other's ass, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it Even if there's no other option, I want you to play No, let me do a real one. You should ask one thank you. Well, what wax would you do it? No, no, no, no listen to me listen listen listen listen I wasn't in this No, no, no, no because the who you rather is when we rather watch wax strip naked or eat each other's ass if there was a scenario where somebody got a gun to your head and they like, yo, either you gon' strip naked or you gon' start eatin' ass in here. Charlamagne Shote. You gon' strip? I'm like, yo, y'all turn around and close your eyes. I'm stripped. I'm about to say, I thought you were about to say you turn around and close your eyes, you gon' eat your ass. Fuck it. You gon' eat that. Fuck it. Yeah, you strip. Yeah, that's what it is. Bro, you've been in a locker room before. You've seen people play sports. Like, it's not a big deal. They ain't got nothing to do. Nobody's lookin' at ass. It's like, you got like blockers on your head. When you in a locker room, you look straight and not nowhere. If you lookin' at your peripheral. That's what you think. They oughta control. If somebody used to play football with who been thinkin' you been cute for years. Well, that's why we never let them get the fuckin' thing. Tellin' all his homeboys about he's seen your dick before. I don't know how big it is now, but back then it was all right. Listen. Listen, it was a guy and the girls used to tell us like, we know all y'all's sizes. He told everybody so. I went in the fuckin' locker room. Listen, old boy Tippy Tolls is wildin'. He told all the girls our size. Tippy Tolls. That was his name. We used to call him Tippy Tolls. And every time he used to come in the locker room, I mean inside the showers, everybody used to make him go by the side. He can't shower nobody else. Why'd y'all call him Tippy Tolls? Because that's how he used to be. Tippy Tolls, he'd walk like that. He was just... He used to peep over the stalls when y'all used to be in it. He used to walk like this like Tippy Tolls. He's kind of fast, but he's too fast. Well, salute to Tippy Tolls. He already got that mental picture. So my point stands. He knows what your dick looks like. I don't think he saw me, man. Oh, he definitely saw you. He definitely saw you. He ordered so much whos, wax, lemonade and weed just to have you in his mouth. He always knew he would have you in his mouth one way or the other. I'm a fiance. I got top of shit. My girlfriend was like, shit. What up? Was that the last one? I mean, I was going to do a real one. That wasn't the real one. My nasty one. That's all. Let me hear it. Would you rather be the first person to do a great thing or be the best to do a great thing? Yeah, let's end on Tippy Tolls. All right. So yeah, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.