 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Yep, Charlemagne the god Andrew Schultz whack we ought a brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness Schultz is already fired up waxes here. Yeah, I can't believe they made that stupid movie a movie What is that shit called when the women play baseball because the memory I thought it was actually called Tom Hanks was a coach Ricky late was on there Yeah, all the men had to go to the army Yeah, we had to go fight a war win a war So everybody here wasn't speaking fucking German and Japanese and then they went and play baseball and then like it's this fucking heroic thing Was that based on a true story? Yeah, I never heard that ever in my life. I really like it So there was an all-women baseball league. Well, yeah, cuz the men were in trenches Jesus, yeah, right. We were stopping Nazis. I think it was that war as Madonna Somebody in fucking Hollywood look at that time period and they're like, what's the most heroic story to tell about this? I never even knew that was illegal there almost about Maybe an episode of fucking law and order something like that was a major league baseball. What it was major league major Softball, you know, probably pick up game was like Puerto Ricans on the fucking Good isn't home runs and stuff like that taking steroids They couldn't have been doing that good if they was doing that good then they would have still been around Like any time you could see something that you make money off of if it was doing well Ratings wise revenue wise wouldn't you think they'd be a woman's major league baseball? They see how hard it really is They're like because when the better players came in we want to see the best players at the end of the day No matter how sexist or racist we are, right? Can't you make a WMLB then? I mean you can but women ain't gonna watch it man somebody's a comedian out there who got the best joke about that shit We saw that shit two weeks ago that shit slapped who Billy Billy Burr Billy Burr Billy Burr got a WNBA Reality show joke that makes so much protect it protect it I mean, I'm not gonna give nobody jokes away But I'm gonna that I can't wait till he puts that in the special cuz that's one of them ones that kind of needs To be in the ecosystem cuz it makes you just really think about your own shit like Where's the unity and group operation? Where's the support? Hey, you know what I mean What's up, you're like what you put what you pour into girls is nobody's pouring into the WNBA Why is that all of these women out here that is? You don't think not he like Yeah, yeah, they love watching sports now they do they do now they love watching but you know what I bet you For the sport to where you can see women lose and I did all the watch it. We don't like each other They really don't like each other Right now they all went and it's like oh, I'm not gonna go watch that these girls went and they on TV How about this playing W? No, there's losers in the WNBA, right? I get out there into the day But if it's something that big again, you know, so I'm saying that you can hear them talking shit about each other's outfit Oh, that's one. That's type one. Yeah, but they all got the same thing on no, it's two different social media If they did that Yeah, yeah, yeah, the basketball was more like this on social media. That's why it's like that though I mean, that's why the bubble works so well the bubble work because they didn't have an audience But everybody was tweeting you know everything's better with tweets People like the interaction. It don't matter what it is games is packed. What do you mean? NFL NBA games are really 100% thing with dudes like as disloyal as we may be in in like relationships or whatever like that like Our relationship with our football Like it's football team your hair stylist or barber and the jeans you wear like if I got a pair of jeans to fit There's no reason for me to go by I don't know if y'all remember like when I was younger Levi's had the game on lock And I just I had a pair of fucking Levi's and then it was just like I think was 34 34 something like that And then I think Levi's changed the shape of their jeans European maybe you went more European or something I was like, yo, how could you bro? Like they fucked up. I was never again I wore another you're at the age where you care about comfortability more than anything else These shit right here. I know I had these shit for like three years. Yeah Puma sweatpants. Yeah, I could order more but these shit fit right good They just fit as long as it's not the little like balls that are on the you know, yeah, even when that happens You gotta switch it up Because you can have all the money in the world, but it don't buy comfort By the way, most of the expensive shit ain't comfortable them jeans you talking about I'll text Wally every now and then be like, yeah, what's the dope jeans out? He'll be naming shit to me like shit. I can't even pronounce like I can't even armor rary I don't fucking know I'm here. I'm Mary. Yeah, I go try them shit on man. I look like Taylor Oh Is crazy I'll text Wally My album coming out. No, that's my dude Wally talking about all types of stuff I fuck a wallet and the funny part is, you know people will send you shit and you'll try it on and you don't really know You know, they don't feel right So you ask the wife how these look like what you going with those Then you feel like I'm gonna send these to somebody. I'm like, don't nobody wedded size With these European size 31 32 and then they try to tell you that oh, it's just European size. That's why I smaller. No, I'm shit just tight Like I can't do it. I ain't that cool I'm not cool enough to wear jackets in the summertime, and I'm not cool enough to wear tight pants ever I'm not cool enough to wear it not wear socks. I'm not the only people with the socks in the back cut out Now that's why that's why that's why how was your week though? Good man shit. We had a big week. We filmed the special this past We are how did that go? It was great, man. It was it was a surreal experience. Do you feel like you you nailed it? Yeah, man, I think we got something special again I don't like what is it called counting the chickens before they had Because we have to go in there with the edit That's right really piece this thing together, and you know, this is you know That's also there's a lot of choreography that goes into that making it beautiful making it different and what we've done with with stand-up especially like online translating those things to Television, you know, like there's certain limitations that you usually have on television And then we try to do things so you don't have to limit yourselves in that You know, so it's like so we you know we had bunch of fucking cameras in there And I wanted this thing to feel like you're at Andrew Schultz show not oh This is a special tape. Yeah You know what I mean? Like sometimes you see a special tape and you're like, oh, yeah This feels like this is kind of choreographed and everybody's in on it. It's like now Like I should make anybody get like in 3d glasses even though they never work. Just tell me they're in there anyway But yeah, so it's just a live energy that you feel at the shows you want to be felt while you're watching Yeah, like there was moments in it like, you know, we tape four shows, but there's moments where it's like Like I want to call out what's happening. Like I want to call out like that. We're taping this I'm not pretending. We're not taping it. You know, sometimes you tape your show. It's like, we're pretending There's no cameras right now. There's cameras right here. Yeah You're still gonna get the business now. It's just way more people are gonna see it Yeah, so it's just like finding that balance finding all these moments and like and the time right so you're gonna be on TV But it give you a certain amount of time. Yeah, the way you would fuck around at a crowd You can do that you can't do that when you know, you got to go in to edit the trim shit for time Well, maybe or or maybe there's no time. Oh, you know, I mean maybe the thing is as long as it is long Yeah Just doing that and these guys killed it man, you know Alex directing it he murdered it and Mark EP in it and dub EP in it and dope Fala shooting it and just like having the guys out there and it was really cool to see this vision come together I mean like like I remember over two years ago Even designing the set like Mark and I were just sitting down like all right What should this fucking set look like and then when you put something in fucking Photoshop? And then you hand it over to like a set designer and these people and then you see it in real life It's wild right like it's You know like you see designs of a house you're like, oh, this would look cool here and then in real life That's what I do my TV studio boom That's what I'm like and the studio is fire by the way And but it took a lot because all you got to get rid of that gamer chair You're 47 years old my daughter said that my daughter was like why is that a game of chair? In a fucking gamer chair right but the back screen the curved screen Look, I don't know if you do that live or afterwards but the choreography with the imaging that's live So you have to get that timing right all the timing but didn't know that's not up to me That's up to them. That's up to the people in the control room I thought I honestly the set looked fucking sick my only issue is the chair That's my daughter's my daughter. Why are you sitting in the game with you? The crazy part is when I was describing the set and that's the thing I don't know how to do technical terms. You know what I mean So we walk in here we got mad, you know, we've a lot of experience filming Santa We do this shit every single weekend, right? But we're still ghetto about it like One of the cameras right is is a camera that's called a steady cam So the guy is able to move around the whole set and the camera doesn't move It's on this whole gyro. He looks like Doc Ock the shit is connected the camera What the stick that the dude will be holding when he be running around we call that shit the handy cam Get the handy cam guy here he could move here get this shot or whatever and then everybody on the sets looking Special Exactly, but like you know what I'm talking about I know exactly they're like any camera like the guy with the thing on his back And they're like, oh, yeah, the steady cam whatever y'all want to call it just make sure he gets the shot That's why you gotta have anybody like that that fucking smart over there They just in a wheelhouse they got their own vocabular I say that to Rachel all the time my show run. I said that to her this morning I'm like, you know, I don't know the words yet I gotta call her so I'm looking at edits. I'm looking at this. I'm like, and I'm just gotta explain where I want this Yeah, you know what I mean? I even we was talking about the set design. I'm on the phone the set designers They like so show me what's your vision for the set? I'm like, I wanted to look like the inside of the new escalate And I wanted to feel like I wanted to look like the inside of a new escalator I want you to imagine Wakanda had a radio station. That's fire. Yeah, Wakanda radio station makes that It was like, okay. Yeah, okay. So when the first rendering came back, it was very close Yeah, yeah very close to what we you know was was was trying to do and we finally got it the way we got it But that's all I need like I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a detailed person. I'm an idea person Yeah, I'm a big idea person and then y'all come in here and tell me how to make this big idea work I can tell you exactly what I want and what I wanted to feel like but I can't give you all a Intricate detail then after we after like that first rendering comes now. I can look and say yeah, let's do this Let's do that. Let's do that, but I can't explain that shit in technical terms. Yeah Now I look really cool, man We were watching it. We were in because it comes it came out Friday we got into Austin where we tape the special and we're at dinner watching it and Shots to YouTube TV was YouTube TV. It's just fucking it was on YouTube TV. Yeah As MTV got you got you got it's basically Or a commie central. Yeah, it came on. I didn't come on MTV came on comedy central VH1 and It had on three networks that night. I know comedy central VH1 and I think primal plus we watch on comedy Yeah, yeah, and it sparked an interesting dinner conversation. I love that. That's what it just shows about What did this park? What's the conversation? So we're sitting there was like how many of us like nine of us? Okay, Alex Derek Jamil three blacks black guys myself mark Dove Vala is pakistani Dove is From africa. No, but white So you are our number. He's moroccan. No, no, no, no And then maybe another person he's not so just eight. Okay, so it was eight and um We're having a conversation about the accountability For white america and we're like what is and I was asking I was like, what is the best way to make change? Is it pointing at What white america has done and making white people because we looked at the shirts that you put out, right? Decrackify america. Yeah, but what is it like? Not a bad white person or something. I'm a good white person gwp. That shit was super corny White people do not ever wear that fucking shit. They kill it. I'm shit selling crazy black people buying them for their way No That's the point if you're a white person who buys that shirt You're drawing a line in the sand and it's just like and by the way, do you know what joke that episode was based off? You should know you're a stand-up comic. Well, what is it? I said it in the episode I didn't watch I was able to watch the whole episode chris rock niggas versus But just like chris rock drew a line in the sand and we had to pick a side We're at a point in our society in 2021 Especially when you got motherfuckers on horseback Cracking rains or whips or whatever the fucking is at Haitian migrants You gotta draw a line in the sand and a lot of white people like to identify themselves You know what I learned that my first book sand is not wearing that shirt. That shit is killing. Don't fuck my merch game Compliment on this because the I imagined one of the points of the show is to have these conversations Absolutely. So we're sitting there and I'm asking you guys. I like what I'm asking these guys. I go guys. What do you think? the The way to start this conversation with white people is like, how do you get white people to acknowledge these things that happen? And I asked them and I'm like, listen, maybe I have a very different background because I'm abundantly familiar With the fucked up shit that has transpired in America and I asked them I was like, was that not taught in your schools? No, keep in mind I have like a very unique father who is an obsession with Lincoln and the civil rights movement and we'd fucking listen to Abraham Lincoln So I have a dream speech every Single day on his birthday like that's probably very unique for a white kid growing up But because of it, I'm abundantly aware and they're like, yeah, we kind of like Yeah, we talked about slavery a little bit But like but that's why they try to get rid of critical race there. Boom. So I'm like, okay I'm not aware of that so I'm having this conversation I'm like, well, what is the best way to get white people to be on board? Is it to be subversive with it or do you have these trade on conversations and Jamil says he goes look I've known Jamil some 13 years old is my best friend. He goes it's not Black people's responsibility to tell white people not to be shitty. Yeah, he goes that's not that's not our responsibility Like and I go I go I go well But if you want people to change, don't you have to decide what the change is? He goes we can make that decision ourselves But it's not up to every one of us to walk up to every white person we see on the stream back Are you shitty? Let me teach you how to not be shitty It's our it's our job to thrive within this system that's fucked up and do whatever we can to do it but like To say I have to go up to every single person. I was like, all right That's an interesting conversation He goes now within your group if you love somebody and they happen to not be aware of these things You would tell them anyway Yeah, just like you would tell them regardless And I was like I was like because we were having that we were we're posed the question is like Is it black people's responsibility to decide how history should be told etc? And I mean we just got it's all of our responsibility to tell accurate history. Yes, you know, I mean, I think that's the problem That's why everybody gets so mad about them trying to take critical race theory out of schools or the 16 19 project Like bro, this is what happened. They try not Like you can't you can't sugarcoat it. You can't you know revise history. This is what happened This is how it went down. How do we course correct? Now Jamel's right It's not our responsibility, but How many white people truly don't know that and that's another conversation we had is like there could be white people Like I remember this this is a crazy moment. It's not even that crazy but I just remember I was in college and there was this this Black dude friend of mine and there was this white dude That we didn't know at a party and the white dude was like the like second week in a college and everybody's trying to make friends with the other and um The the white dude very innocently like trying to like make friends Goes to black dude. So what's up, man? So like are you playing a sport here or something like Not even trying to be racist Like Was he tall uh, he was he was in great shape. He wasn't tall, but he was in he was in great shape I get that a lot I He said it to him and like the guy and the black dude goes, um No, no, no, no, no, I'm just going to school here And then the white dude you saw him feel so fucking embarrassed that he had this ingrained But it wasn't prejudice like I think you're worse. I truly believe that he was trying to connect I know exactly what happened in that moment. He saw them As these things But you you know what happens to me me stand where I stay at now and like I see everybody always want to tell me that They're not racist and I appreciate that they always want to tell me and they always be like You know what happened to that guy by the store or the other guy that got shot like I We don't care. That's why they gotta buy that. I'm a good white person So it killed the conversation if I'm if I'm racist I'm buying all them shirts You know what's so funny what you said about uh the the guy, right? I know exactly what that black dude was going through in that moment. Yeah, because you're questioning yourself. You're like, was that racist? Yeah, what is he actually saying? I wrote about that. I wrote about that and shook one like literally I was in the office or the meeting with a big time executive president of a network This was years ago and he said to me he goes boy. You really doing your thing I don't remember nothing else from the meeting because in my mind. I'm like, did he call me a boy? Like did he call like did he call me a boy and I don't you you don't know how to react Yeah, you say yo don't call me no boy like whatever. So I'm just sitting there then His secretary or somebody walked in And he I don't if it was I think it was raining and he goes because boy, it's raining hard out there I'm like, oh, that's just the way he talks. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying But when you're black or maybe even a woman I'm sure even white people get that now too in certain cases like when you hear certain things you like Is that racist? Is that sexist? Should I say something? Should I not say something to make it racist though? White people. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. We don't really care about that. That's what I said. You can't really say nothing No, they do care. That's why they keep coming up to you saying I'm not racist in this neighborhood Like I'm just saying they don't want to glare. You're looking too hard Like or they come and try to do it even softed like he must play paul or something like what are you doing around here? and I'm like We're fucking farmer You're in a fluent you're in a fluent area you're big you think oh, that must be a giant He must be doing something It's true. It's true. No, I guess I guess that like maybe we have to create a different sliver of Like it's like a different portion of under the racism umbrella Where the racism is ingrained and the stereotyping is ingrained and because you've had so little interaction with that group of people You're gonna assume that they are that thing. I've had this happen I've had this happen with uh, non-white people to me, right? Like I can tell if Like for example, I could tell black people. I haven't had a lot of white friends or haven't interacted with a lot of white people Because they start treating me like an exec We've had guests on the show. I won't say but I remember during the episode I was like, oh these dude the only time they've been around white people is executives Because they treat me like the exec like they're using a white guy voice to me and they're they're going like oh He's uncomfortable right now. And I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I realized no, no you it's that's what black people mean when they be like, nah, he cool. He cool Show for us, you know, so we know how to talk to them Exactly, but they felt like they couldn't talk like themselves to me because they've never Had enough white friends that I guess understood that the only time they see white people doing something was like Karen's and and bobby exactly and the same thing with white people There's that white guy that I went to college with He probably had no black friends growing up The only time he interacted with black people was probably when he was playing a sport and they were also playing a sport So he thinks that's what black people are doing at the school. I don't even think he hates black people I just think he hasn't put enough effort into knowing that that's not the only role they have And maybe within his group within his community, there's no fucking black people for him to even understand that So what is that is that is that racism is that that's not hatred It's just I mean, it's it's a form of profiling. I guess but maybe The dude was diesel so maybe Asian friend your life and in the street Asian guy walks up to you and goes like that What do you think's gonna happen? Come on. I've never had that happen. What do you think's gonna happen? What do you mean? You know what I mean So, I mean, yeah, I'm thinking you want to fight that not because you're Asian, though This I see a black guy like that Black gotta go like it's I'm slapping his fucking mouth. There's no So black people know variety too No By the way, the best martial artist I know is a mentor of mine Dr. Robert Evans, I don't even know what his degree black belt is but he's like the top guy in modern vejitsu You can google i'm not they actually just had a seminar This weekend them vejitsu dudes and a lot of them is black jujitsu. No, no V. Jitsu is different. Talk to you by professor v vee. Look it up V. Jitsu their motherfuckers will fuck you up because not only do they believe in martial arts They believe in whatever's in the room is used to win the fight Okay, you understand what i'm trying to say If you grew up in new york, you had tons of Asian friends and stuff like that You're not gonna assume that they all understand karate But if your only exposure to them is through these movies that you've seen Assumption that you have but I don't think that's hatred But it's not it's not I don't think it's hatred. I don't think that's you see you see a shark You think it's gonna eat you because you've only seen sharks eat people in the movies Exactly because you only seen that fucking thing in the subway But if you swim in the ocean on time like duval you swim with sharks and know that they don't want to eat you at all But now you understand why people get so mad about perceptions in the media Yes, because those perceptions in the media influence how people think about everyone that 100 percent understand They need somebody like, you know, you go about to go to college and your uncle them talk to you about girls That's how you talk to girls when you first see them somebody's torn her wrong So that's why you need that's why you need uh these different activities like that's why you need sports like Like for example, you said your your daughter does uh cheerleading competitive cheerleading competitive cheerleading like She's gonna she's gonna be around some white girls Now when she sees white girls In college or high school, where the fuck she's gonna see them in life It's not this foreign thing that she only understands through watching a tv show It's that girl that's her friend from cheerleading. Absolutely. And I but sometimes they don't shower Sometimes they mean sometimes they're really sweet. Sometimes they're religious. They could be anything and I'm gonna tell you something That's why it's very important and I I'm telling all my white homies this That's why it's very important to draw a line in the sand in this era Because the images you see in the media right now from social media the tv to everything is White people are bigots white people are bad. You know, they're all trump supporters. They all want to set us back That's why it's important even for cops to draw that line in the sand right now Probably more important than ever at least for in my generation. Right, right. That's that's the reason my son Because you don't want to be seen now. I understand the The impetus for putting out the shirt because you're like, hey, you don't want to be seen as these fucked up people That the news is pushing out Because the news and media in general is based on fear and what's the scariest thing the scariest thing is Is a racist person the scariest thing is a dangerous felon like she's more scary than the cops right now facts And my son he's he was like that is a cop You know I'm saying like he don't why cops killing us and stuff like that. I'm like not all of them do that You know, I'm saying, right, right. That's the image. He see of that right? Because your brother's a cop Uncle Ike is a cop exactly exactly, but that's all he sees so now he's a cop is not Oh run to the cop for protection and run the though. I gotta stay away from he gonna try to kill me I'm a black guy. So so how do you how do you communicate that to Other black people who don't have a cop in the family or don't have you know, I'm a good boy. I'm a good cop shirt. You know, I'm saying What she we we've been saying that about police officers We need them to draw a line in the sand too But they don't because that blue wall of silence really is about camaraderie like they can't Speak out, you know, I mean like I even talk about in this week's episode This week's episode is called only the feds I feel if the gods are the truth and I talk about an FBI agent Who actually did try to expose, you know, the racial discrimination in the FBI The religious discrimination in the FBI. They put him in jail He got sent to prison. You know what I mean? Are you thinking about people like carrie l horn and buffalo new york who actually stopped a white cop From choking out a black man like did what a cop should do She got fired Wow Lost her pension. I think she just won her care case was going on for like 20 years She just won her case. That's because she came on breakfast club last year and we put a big spotlight on it And you know, she ended up raising a whole bunch of money and won her case and she's probably gonna end up getting her pension back You know what I mean? But we have to you know, you got to draw lines in the sand man Especially in this area and that's why words battle and you know, even with with the word cracker. That's a word That's not a slur. I love it. It's a word that means a racist bigot So use it. Oh, does it mean that? Yes That's a real word like they and I talked about it in the last episode It's a book It's a white guy. I just learned from this show from is a cracker. He was cracking whip. Yo, I knew that a white guy named Dana St. Clair wrote a book called cracker in like the 1940s 1900s or some shit like that And it talked about where the term derived from why people use the term who get who they used to use the term for So it's an actual word and what's the chances of me having that episode last week and then this week We see yeah mother fuckers on horseback at the border Fucking using reins or whatever it was is which is from What's the what's the chance? What are the chances? What's the budget for that comedy central show? That's what I want to know Huh? Did we send some people to the border? Charlotte man. Yo, the biden administration is fucking crazy. Yo, like you know, it's so crazy You saw the uh the press secretary today. She goes. I maybe it was yesterday. She goes and add this audio tell Who is that that girl gen gen plasaki saki gen saki? That's something like that. She goes. Oh, no, that's the girl the uh one time at band camp Listen, she goes she goes we're getting rid of the horses. No more horses. So it's just guys who whips word is born Are you forgot about the whips? Suspending the horses. That was the problem What about the the guy that was doing that forget the the inhumane acts they were doing to the Haitian migrants forget the Whip like chords whatever because that's the other shit that is so mind boggling It was it's not a whip. It was a rain. Who gives a fuck what it was Well, if it was a rain for the horse, I mean I mean you know more about that shit than me, right? Like you've written horses and stuff, right? Yeah, but that rain can be turned into a whip Oh, I thought it's connected to the horse. And by the way, I don't even know if it was a rain I just see people people's argument to not have the whip conversation thing is real long But that's shit regardless you guys Oh, I thought rains for a horse were the things that you hold on to yeah as you go Yeah, regardless. It was a long one. You're still getting whip buys Okay, okay. I mean I just thought it was a whip until y'all told me it was a rain right now I do you think uh de-crackification could work in america when you see how what happened in germany with denotification my honest feeling on this is that It is our responsibility to do To expedite the process of healing But time heals all wounds. Yeah, so it'll take time and the the biggest problem that I think that We've done in america is implemented legislation To slow down the healing of the wounds. Oh break that now break that now. So it's like We go from slavery To legislation That is holding down black people. Yeah. Yeah, so it's not just yeah, I get you so it starts to heal Right, the black community starts to build up There starts to be some wealth and prosperity in the black world and then Tulsa Tail tear the fucking band-aid off tear the scab off, right red lining tear the band-aid tear the scab off incarceration war on drugs boom right so it's just like For me I really truly believe if you let people interact with one another and give them the freedom to be good to one another And I think that we do have a great constitution I I really do believe if everybody got their constitutional rights and we were given the freedom to operate and interact with one another We could build up some pretty cool communities because I witnessed that growing up in new york Where all of us just got to be here. We're squeezed close together. We kind of get along We all kind of talk similar, you know what I mean? We dress similar like sports. It's brotherhood. Sports is the great equalizer But by the way, that's all protesters are fighting for and whenever you see, you know What is this black lives matter or whoever whenever you see protest civil rights movement all they're asking is that this Shit that's in the constitution. Y'all motherfuckers reinforce for everybody get the politicians out of the way Politicians are the worst. I agree the worst human being on the planet Anybody who wants power is a bad person Anybody who goes I want to be powerful. I want to control humans You are a bad human being That's real. I don't and it could be anybody from Trump to aoc to all of them That's real So I want them out of the way because I know that when it's 10 of us in a room And we've been in all these different rooms with all these different people and as long as that door shut Nothing's recording. Everybody starts busting balls. Everybody starts talking honest opinions start flying Let's be of service to each other Let's figure out how we can sit down on one accord and make the world better for all of us And what does that is equality? Yes, that's it. I'm not asking for anything more I'm just not asking for anything less Don't hold you down. Yeah Rules that are put up to literally stop you guys from achieving equality. That's the most fucked up Like we I think we said there's no pockets, but that to me is the best argument for reparations is is I know this sounds crazy, but it's not Slavery it's what happened after slavery to stop the economic progress Like if you're literally seeing a community start to build up and then you tear the legs out from under it That Is the to use your term the crackification? I think it's all of it to be honest Yes, but like Every group in history has been enslaved, right? It's easy to change the argument from slavery because then people were like, well, I wasn't around back then And we wasn't around or they go or they go. Well, I was enslaved and fucking scotland by the english I guess I deserve something You know what I'm saying like everybody goes but what about all it like you said the racist legislation that actually held black people down What about when all that middle-class white people got to buy a home and bill welf and the black people didn't And now you see a discrepancy in the exact community like you can literally Draw a map around the redlining communities and see the discrepancy and well And it's like, okay. Well, maybe you should make up for that That was a rule put in place. Yeah, don't give me that pull yourself up by your bootstrap Shit, if you don't even let anybody get bootstrapped. No, for sure all these years me trying to get all my Zoning all my things from my land. They were stopping me for a year You know what I'm saying? Yeah, so it's just like that. Yeah, I know I keep telling you that stop Stop showing up I'm just telling you what you're saying like if I this in the white guy It would have been like this but yeah, they see me coming in there. They're like, you're crazy You need a good white person shirt. You need to go to the court So no shirt slap actually I'm telling you I'm a good white person because it's a costume. And then you know what else it says It says it says I'm gwp. Yeah, you know me There's no good white people Only you say there's no good white people they're gonna put it on for like the bullshit They like no good white people then why you saying what's wrong with it saying good white people is a joke We're the best Start to look like We need to make That's Everybody buy it, let me give you all the webs like wow I'm telling you the thing about it genius bro. The thing about it is though. They really say that What they the best If you go to people with them flags and stuff like the most Why wouldn't they think that that's why it was so funny when chico being did his field piece, right? And you know When I when I mean I was telling chico that I did and you know chico was like, yeah, you know I'm gonna tell him that you know, they That they lost like the super boss. We're gonna send they shit to a third world country. I'm like, that's gonna slap You gotta tell him that right now the look of disappointment on the guy's face That was the greatest part. It's like he never it's like he never He just realized they lost. Yeah. Yeah, and you support and lose it Yeah, yo South Carolina remember we was on the boat Remember we was on the boat with cobert and in them we on the boat south canline. This is when was this? Two three months ago 17 No But there was a boat and these guys had a bunch of trump flags on the boat Right, like a bunch just riding in the water. Yeah, and like it didn't upset me. I'm just sitting there like and I told the boat I go Why do people in the south love to celebrate the losers? And then but but then I had to think I'm a cowboy fan Oh You too are living in the past. I'm I'm living in the fucking past. Have you said that as a joke on the show? No, that's a funny joke Well, no to go play with this week, but I guess I never said the cowboy because that's really funny It's like I don't understand how that it could support that you lost like it is you're living in the past all these things And then you realize you would count It was a greater path Listen, man, you're gonna try again. Yeah, but tonight's episode 10 o'clock. Uh, it's called only the feds I fear And you know, well, I just want I just wanted to tell you that um You are Dear friend of mine. I love you and it's still sparked a conversation a real conversation Without you privately amongst my other dear friends And I feel like all I want to me that is the biggest compliment like when you put a piece out That's all I want people start having a conversation and it was a conversation amongst a diverse group of friends And those are the groups they need to have these conversations. That's all I want and you know, I was You see who's who and also you get to feel the gaps you get to go Oh, wow, I didn't realize that some people don't live this life. And that's why at the end of the show I specifically say if you're more mad at me killed specifically right there, bro Hey, I wouldn't I would never know how to pronounce. No, you killed that That was the greatest pronunciation specifically that you've ever done this podcast Bro, it was unbelievable That was unbelievable. 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What's finger penis people with penises look like fingers What does that mean finger penises imagine penis like thumb could be pinky Some could be middle and the hitchhiker's. Oh y'all got it bad. The thumb dicks Wait a minute here. You didn't know about finger penises No, I didn't know about it till last week. So what girls look at your hand and tell me I overheard Oh Oh, because I was like this skinny. You might as well just finger a girl I heard seven screen it seven screen was on breves club and she bought that shit up and I was like, wait a minute What the fuck is a finger penis? Yeah, that shit is a real thing. Y'all they haven't treated her. She's a rmb artist What's wrong with that? If a guy meet this big? I guess I don't know I'm just saying girls don't know how voluminous their vaginas are because we know if you Are crazy, right? Say what if you finger a girl, they still like uh, that's that's what I do What a finger penis does to make themselves feel better. It's not my dick. It's your vagina. It's too wide Well, now you're saying I have a finger penis, but What I'm trying to say is that there's a lot of times girls will will talk about the size of a guy's meat But there's no way to really tell the size of a girl's pussy. That's true But that's a good point But you know what all this we should put a girl be having so much fun when they plan with their stuff And they got little hands little fingers Why can't a little meat do the exact same? Uh, I can tell you the exact reason That's why I said it on the radio this morning. You take your little finger penis and just rub it on the girl's clitoris start a fire But that's not inside That's what girls do with their finger. They do it on the catharsis. Some of them put it inside of whatever this act Like is is your finger and close your eyes? No, but it's still the clitoris action They just do get that to get the holy water Anyway, man, make sure you watch the uh, the gods on is true y'all are pissing christ the fuck off right? Chris is turning That I cannot wait to be on one of these like panels with a bunch of these like actors that That uh, they care about the world and all this kind of shit I'm just gonna look right in their fucking face and would do recognize taiwan. Yeah, I know you got a movie coming out Do you recognize taiwan? I don't even know what that means explain so so china i'm laughing because it sounds funny, but I want to Give me a hold on so basically china is uh, it's such a huge market now that there's no dbd sales overseas Box office is massive, right? So for example fast and furious made a thing 139 million dollars the first weekend 134 million came from china, right? That's how john syna had to apologize to china in fucking mandarin. Okay, so Hollywood is terrified of pissing off china because they know how much money can come from that market And it's really hard to get into that market So these actors that are all woke and they've got their causes and all this kind of shows like the mba. That's what he Oh, yeah, okay, got you got you got you got you got you got you got So I can't wait to see them talking about this. Oh, we need to help the environment Or we got to care more about people and we need to go out there and make change And there's like so do you recognize taiwan or not and then just watch them fucking crumble Inside of china. No, so taiwan used to be part of china. I mean chris's family's taiwanese chris Okay, he could probably your time to shine chris So all these other asian faces in china considers taiwan to be a breakaway Republic people like my wife's family would consider taiwan to be an independent country Uh was actually a japanese colony for a long time, which is why my father-in-law speaks japanese Uh, it's a complicated issue. Actually, andrew you got a pretty good. I gotta say Thank you, man. So if andrew said that to a panel of actors, they would crumble Why I think more more likely they just wouldn't know, you know, most people don't know what taiwan is They confuse it with thailand. Uh, it's just not on most americans radar But uh, you know, hong kong is another example you could use just as easily as taiwan right now I mean, what's going on in hong kong right now is actually really scary And uh, it's not being reported and it's like one of these situations at least for me where I find myself Agreeing with a lot of conservative politicians that I would usually never want to talk to because they're the only ones Who are kind of sticking up for what's happening over there right now? So it's an interesting. I don't even know what's happening in hong kong. Well, and chris You obviously know way better, but wouldn't you say that like uh, hong kong is less derivative to china than taiwan Like taiwan is its own country completely independent Whereas hong kong has a kind of relationship with china Right Yeah, hong kong There's no question that it was all you know, it was it was leased essentially by the british for 100 years And then the lease came up recently and it was given back taiwan is really the people I mean, I don't want to take you guys down a whole, you know, taiwanese black hole right now, but uh Who controls taiwan what taiwanese people are it's completely up in the air The island itself. It's only about 25 miles away from china But the people who traditionally live there are what you would call indigenous they look closer to filipinos Then they started bringing waves of chinese immigrants over 400 years ago Then the japanese took it over so it's who's taiwanese who's not taiwanese. What does taiwan Belong to these are all questions that no one really has an answer for but china's position is that's part of our country I I tried to get into this debate on twitter a couple weeks ago and so many chinese bots came after me I don't want to shut down my but they but they don't pay taxes to china, right? They don't I mean it's completely independent like what's wrong with that though There's nothing wrong with that china acts as if it isn't and if you say that it isn't they won't do business with you They'll shut down your mood. I mean that's what happened with the nba, right like sure They literally well, they was for hong kong, but there are people who have said, you know that they support china I think um Maybe I'll watch or they support taiwan. I think I'll watch it and even if it's like in passing Yeah, the movie's gonna come out in taiwan. I'm excited to see that country experience it then china goes Wait, what country that country is us Oh I get it. So even though they are an independent they don't they don't ignore china won't acknowledge that they're independent China is like the united states and taiwan and japanese like georgia La taiwan, no taiwan is like, yo, we're mexico dawg We're not from your country like we are our own country and then china's like nah You're you're not a map. So you got to be in here It'd be like if we said cuba is not its own country We control cuba even though clearly cuba is its own country clearly they have their own government their own currency everything is cuba We're just saying no no no no Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. All right. Listen see the show dot my Shopify dot com Okay, that's what you can get off of her. You can get a good white people's shirt The de-crackification shirt the de-crackify america shirt. It's all available at c2 show cth a show Dot my Shopify dot com now uh caron civil I really don't know what's going on with the caron civil situation man. You know what I mean? I mean for me it's like You know, I fuck with all parties involved. You know what I mean? Like I fuck with karen I fuck with jason. I fuck with joiner. I just don't know like I hit the thing I'm still gonna fuck with these people You understand what I'm saying? Like it's not gonna make me stop fucking with any of them karen hit me last week Asked me to connect with joiner. Like I like peace. I like everybody to be on Good common ground. I like healing. That's what I'm about. I don't like all the drama shit So if kC asked me to hit joiner who I fuck with and and get them on the phone Yeah, yo joiner case you want to highlight you join it like big bro. She ain't trying to run me back You know my money, I don't know what you would want to talk about but I'm I'm I'm I'm down to talk Cool, I guess they didn't talk You know what I mean? And then it all played out on social media But anything with jason, I can't hate the social media the social media part. Yeah, whenever there's an audience It's just it's all Fucking gasoline on the fire Exactly and it would and you know her and jason got their own issues. You know what I'm saying? I'm not in between none of that jason won't come on birth club and talk about it Cool. Karen won't come on birth club and talk about it. Cool I tell both of them like y'all y'all sure y'all want to have this conversation publicly Like, you know, I can't talk communicate amongst each other if they don't they don't you know, Karen said Yeah, I got his page taken down Which by the way I don't I respect Okay, I'm that person Is that the person who's been taking duvall's page down now? No, any We gotta have a conversation with Karen about that Listen man, listen everybody said that but by the way jason has gotten people pages taken down too You understand what I'm saying? So it's just like I get it You can't see that and I'm an outsider but tell me if this is kind of what it seems like If you pay the the mafia To do something And it doesn't get done You can't go to the cops and say hey I paid the mafia to do something. I need my money back Right like You do an illegal shit, right? Like yeah, if you're paying karen To get you more views or get you more whatever is that illegal? I don't know if that's illegal It might not be illegal company. It might not be illegal But if if the measures that she's gonna take are illegal like if she's gonna use some of that money for payola And she's paying out dj's and doing this kind of stuff and then those dj's don't get a toll That's not by the way that I'm not saying that's what she does. No, no, I'm saying hypothetically hypothetically, right? Like but there is a good example of that because there's these promotional You have these people that say they have promotional companies right and radio and it's been going on forever So you go to that company you pay them money and they say they're gonna promote your record But part of that promotion of the record is you know, howling it's from dj's hill, you know I mean howling out of bd here and you know the motion of marketing is huge So she but beef of vendors and shows and stuff if your record don't blow That ain't the person for Person did a job like you can't check the accounting because it's like family accounting is illegal You're not allowed to pay people for the guy, but the guy probably only you can check his expense She probably like she didn't do enough. I didn't see it out. There's nothing If you don't blow and it's I don't know if that's the situation but I've seen this a lot I've seen you know People hire pr people hire promotions people people hire record people the record don't take off or you don't get the pr You want you just don't blow up. Yeah, and now you Point fingers You know what I mean Or that ain't they far like you just can't pay your way into Yeah, or it might be easier to other people that she had it might be easier to put them in rooms Faster put them in rooms. Yeah, you know I'm saying And by the way, I don't know if that's the situation between joint and cam I'm just saying I've seen that play out so many different times I saw camera on come at Karen uh back in the day and that was when it first came on my radar He said some shit and then that kind of got squashed, but um I don't know. I don't know. That's weird. I don't I don't It doesn't seem like type person just complained publicly about someone like it Like he seems like the last person to do that Hey, here's the thing man, you know, Karen is my people I fuck with Karen and it's like yo, I get it if if if every if people got stories Who am I to tell them that they lying? You know what I'm saying, but Hey, I know her personally. I don't know her business. Yeah, and then you know what I mean And the nature of the business is is gross Like yes, like it's all shady. Sorry. Can I tell you on something like, you know, you know We did that a country song with the uh the musician jelly roll, right? Who's got a new album out? You'll check out jelly's album Man, I fucked up. I told this white dude speaking to that shit. Yeah, remember. He was at the fucking garden We was at the garden. I can't even remember homie name right now, but I think he's a comedian I walked in And Pete was telling Pete and the guy was talking and we were all talking and Pete said something to the guy And it was something about I think they got a song coming out or something and I go Yo, no disrespect This whole time. I thought you was jelly rope Oh He did And I'm like We're gonna it was it was click on me. I'm like, I think that's jelly roll And then when they started talking about they're doing a song together. I think for SNL or something. I go That is jelly roll I'm like, do I say yo that song you and shows have with fire Let me just sit back a little bit and make show This is jelly roll I've been in them combos. It wasn't jelly rolling trying to figure out who the fuck I'm telling you I think he's a comedian messing around I think he's a comedian. He looked. Yo, he looked like jelly roll, bro I don't think I don't think it was a case anyway. Just to tell you about pr So jelly roll after we put out that song right jello's pr agency fires him Why right just to tell you something because I guess it was like Not safe with the pandemic or these types of things even though we're saying fucking make sure your grandma gets the vaccine We're just saying it's time to go out. We want to fucking go outside every fucking media And now every media outlet is literally saying the exact same thing we said in the song. Anyway, so they drop him, right? That same pr agency Had been protecting kevin spacey from all his accusations for like the last fucking decade Wow These people are scum Like they get paid for a living to not only get you on the cover of the magazine But if you do some fucked up shit, you got some duis, you know what I mean? You got a baby mama somewhere. They squash the story They're literally paid so that people don't hear about the bad things that you do So do not take no fucking moral high ground and do not expect these people to be moral It's the same shit with politicians. It's like the business is dirty So if you involve with some dirty people expect dirt to get on a fucking close That's the thing right because uh, you know a conversation sparked from the jason lee thing this week about Accountability and and what that looks like. I think when people hear me say, you know, you got to give people time to grow You got to give people time to evolve. I'll also say After they deal with the consequences of their actions, whatever those consequences may be, you know what I mean? But I always say well, what are the consequences just because you're mad about something and outraged about something That don't mean what they did was illegal. You know what I mean? That don't mean what they did was a crime So what are the consequences? Maybe the consequences are this it's the backlash You know somebody like haran takes a hit today reputation, you know people might look and be like, uh, I don't know if I want to Deal That's it. But you know She got to do The work they just rebuild either rebuild or just keep it moving like we all listen There's nobody in this business. That's not going to get they turn Everybody's going to get hit at some point. Also, there's nobody that's ever had a pr team that Isn't unhappy with them At some point. Yeah, absolutely. Because absolutely the wrong headline go out you mad at the pr team like they did that Yes, that ain't my job. My job is to clean it up, sir. Done. You know what I mean? So it's like I you can find an infinite list of people that are upset at the amount of money that they've given a publicist Right because the idea is I get a publicist and then all of a sudden I'm famous That's what these people think happens and then they get the publicist and then you're not famous And it's like, whoa, whoa, you you robbed me. Yeah, by the way I don't even think you can pay publicists to control narratives no more I think it's impossible and this social media era. No Actually, you should be paying publicists to You know get you in these magazines get you on cover magazine, whatever, whatever But hey, if you're if you're hot enough anyway and doing what you're going to do They're going to be calling you regardless Now you might hire them to organize some shit or make a few extra calls But you can't control narratives because guess what if I get into my emotions and send out a wild tweet right now Guess who's going to be calling me the pr people. Well, guess what? I already sent that out So you can't you once those headlines start going everybody picks it up and it's on 20 different blogs How can you get in front of that shit? Now now what Karen needs is all the clients that she's helped To come out and be like, yo, I've had an amazing relationship with her Where it built me from this the pile on culture is so easy. It's like it's so it is it is everybody Everybody in history has five people throughout their life that could come out and say he was mean to me I just do know is the pile on culture. It's so easy to make you look like a villain Because it's simple for me. It's like, yes to your point. What you just said is so so accurate. It's like I don't do business with Karen. I've never had these experiences the Karen I know has always thrown assists. Yeah, Karen's never asked me for nothing. Like literally like Like other than like hey, can can we book such and such but to such and such be like Nipsey hustle You know what I mean? Yo, that's what I was saying earlier is like the name that she is saying you'd be like, of course, of course She might have said something else's name. They'd be like, nah, we busy And and and Karen Karen Karen cleans she'll clean shit up too like like Like people will hit her because they know they know she know me and be like What the fuck he said such and such about me or whatever You know what I mean and she'll hit me and be like bro, can you Take that down or can you know me whatever we're like whatever it is, you know So it's like I've only had those type of experiences with I ain't never had the business experience I can't tell those people that they're wrong. No, exactly. You know, I mean only thing I would tell Karen or anybody else in that situation Hold yourself accountable Whatever you did wrong, you know, if you did something wrong clean up the mistake Yeah, you know me and just do better moving forward Bro now that the internet exists and now you got social media like that's your publicist, bro Put out the work make the work good and people will share it Shit curate that shit too do what the publicist would do I'm telling you that's been that's what's been getting motherfuckers in trouble for years All this over sharing everything don't need to be on social media. We don't have to say every fucking thing No, I'm saying like your content like put out a piece of work. That's right. That's right. That's right That's right. Especially by the way If you're in this like I think last week uh for the gods on the street We were number two on social right for I forgot what it was, but I knew he was number two behind billmark Right and it's like so every when I'm looking at the analytics. I never looked at that type of shit before It's all about the work. It's yeah, this clip did this. Yeah, it was tweets about this This clip did that like and it's like that's what social media should be for I I said that to do ball last I said, bro I was high as hell last weekend right and it was like midnight and it just hit me. I said, yo When did social media? Stop becoming the playground It used to just be a fun playground Now motherfuckers treat this shit like a university of high and learning No, 10 years ago. We was on social media just having fun and everybody knew we were just having fun Nobody was taking anything literal. They knew that we were all on our shock value shit Gotta say the wildest most shocking shit to get noticed Why 10 years from now everybody's taking this shit so literally hate clubhouse. It's so serious I wouldn't the reason I wouldn't go on clubhouse because every time I only time I ever hear about clubhouses when somebody getting jumped Yeah I was like, why would you I'm sitting there like Karen? Why would you go in a room full of 8 000 people in the headline is Karen civil sucks? Why would you go in there? Why? You know me and by the way, if everybody's in there having their opinions on Karen civil cool That's their prerogative. But Karen, why would you go in there? I kind of respected me to head on not me every time I even like hear about it Or see I like like you said somebody in there getting somebody getting jumped Who wants to get into it? Why you wouldn't even see somebody get jumped having hard got jumped academics got jumped Clubhouse sucks. 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Um, before we do some asking idiots Can we talk about this tweet that taylor just all the way misconstrued and had me having a whole other conversation? Okay, uh, I guess meek mill First of all, taylor said to me. This is what taylor said. Well, tell you come tell him what you said taylor You tell him what you said because watch her change it up. This is what she do. Watch her change it up She didn't thought about she didn't thought about it now watch what she said No, don't read the tweet. Tell us what you said you thought the tweet said I said that I feel like Go stop being around all the or stop picking the women that are around like the same That's not what she said She came to me and she said meek mill is complaining about all these industry girls and she said all these guys Fuck the same one. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, right. That's what she said. Yeah, so this is not what meek said This is meek tweet. It's hard to find a woman that ain't clap your dog. Are no industry vibes Is getting more scary now I took that as him saying a girl with no industry vibes meaning all these motherfuckers think they famous All these motherfuckers is an influencer or they got a blog they walk around with their camera They record everything What a good girl that want to be have kids everybody want to be in that game now clap your dog means fuck Fuck your dog. You know what I'm saying? That's a little while. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't want to go. That's totally different things But in your boy in the industry is like somebody we know I don't know a lot of these guys out here, but if my girl fuck one of these guys that I know I know them now because I see them on tv or whatever These motherfuckers don't want to do work to get pussy So they just going through DMs and who's DMing them the people that girls is just DMing you Are also DMing the next rapper So of course your dog clapped the cheeks because you're not doing work to go out and get a girl If you got your eyes set on a girl that you met you see her somewhere and you Ask for a number or something like that the chances of your boy having fucked her already are slim What I would say I'm not I don't disagree with that what I would say is the reason you probably keep meeting women Who you know have industry vibes is because you're in the industry So everything you do has an industry vibe. Exactly. You know what I mean? Everywhere you go if you're walking at Chipotle The lawyer that's probably in there getting lunch ain't gonna be like, oh, that's meek mill Yeah, but the woman who got a blog I got you know, uh wants to be an IG model or yeah, you know Has an instagram page or just think stairs to let everybody meet somebody they want to take a picture with them That's that's who gonna roll up on go to Olivia Rodrigo concert That's that's probably a lot of industry vibes there go to church Go to church probably mad industry Forgot to bless them to get there Bro just go somewhere else go outside of your comfort zone if you want to meet the girls that your boys haven't clapped It's impossible to friends fucking this much, but it's impossible. Yeah. Oh go go go get an ugly ass girl It's impossible because it is Especially when people get rewarded and think they're famous because the tweet went by You know what I mean they can send out a tweet the shit go viral It's on a sharing room now. They think they lit they think they're popping. Oh, they won. You know what I mean You kill yourself. Oh my god. That's my favorite thing when they comment on their own tweet All y'all here My birthday party is going to be over at benekins this weekend. People who like their own posts Oh, yeah, you're a real sociopath. You like your own posts I go all you just looking at that shit, man. I killed this Yeah Why would you send that why would you send that but we're all these girls that though, you know, I'm saying that don't want to Why do you care? I'm just tough for these guys You better cut it out. Yo, I'm good. You better cut it to fuck out carla. I'm on his ass carlin He really is carlin. It's a little to a fuck. I can't say shit. I don't know where he's at Why you care? I don't care about what are you know what fucking Would you say where to hold that no, so don't ask what a good girl's at either Don't worry about no other girl except for your fiance at the house. That's a good ass question, bro That's better when he right he right Are you all you acting like taiwan? No, I'm not okay. You want to be your own independent country? Yeah Call us. No, we all I'm japan over here I don't even know what that means. Huh? They come together Japan I don't even he don't even know what the fuck you said. What he has no I know He has no idea Jump in what does that mean taiwan taiwan I'm just saying y'all don't want to be single china's just single. Hey Carla Carla, I'll say I want you more like japan carla. I don't want to be china by myself I don't know what the fuck he's trying to say He fell in a goddamn hole and he is trying to get out that motherfucker Keep digging your grave. Keep digging your grave. I don't even know what you're trying to say right now Let's do some asking it is To go By the same person. Okay. Um, so One curving underscore wants to know if you discovered you were immortal. How would you change your life starting now? I discovered that depends on what your power is No, what are you talking about? That's your power your power is here immortal. He thought he was all about a superhero The avengers the eternals You get something Like what your power is that you're immortal you can just go forever. I don't know if um Be honest with y'all don't even know if that's the move because what if our whole purpose You know on this on in this universe and throughout these different dimensions and existences to go from dimension to dimension You know, I mean, what if I'm supposed to be here for 90 to 100 years and then it's on to the next thing But what if all right, so what if you were gonna be here forever? Do you think that you would spend more time with your loved ones or like Like how would you change it up? You could but that'd be kind of sad because they're not immortal I know that so you try to soak it up as long as you've got them Um, and yeah, that's true. Also. Do you age by the way? That's gonna be that's what I'm saying When you still immortal and I guess you're still whatever you for everybody else around you getting old It's like so the rest of your life you gotta do it on yourself after you get a certain age That's why captain America was so honorable, bro Why? Because even when Peggy Carter was old and he wasn't asian he was still in love with him But he went back. No, no, no, there was a I forget the what movie it was But there was a movie where he was sitting with the old Peggy, you know what I mean at bedside and in love with her You know what I mean That's why they call him captain He's a captain, bro. He is a motherfucking captain, bro I'll just try to go to space as much as possible because I really want to live out there Fuck you. I already seen everything out. What if that's what you go though? But think about that. What if that's where you go? What if you You die and then you're turn to alien you're you're in space for a while and then you go somewhere else What if you end up on another planet in a whole other dimension like you don't know We don't know You said as a joke you think this is a joke It's fucking not another country everybody's thinking I'm taking my girl to another country. Yeah, try to take it to another planet Oh, shit So you could be single You By the way, she lived in the Bronx. She understands other planets. Okay, I give us another one Taylor Um, the same person wants to know if you could cure a single disease. What would it be? COVID I don't know man By the way, stop fucking respiratory shame of people motherfuckers can't even have allergies no more without people thinking it's COVID No, no, no, I get your allergies. You know what I'm saying? Stop doing that shit, man All respiratory diseases matter, bro. Save a illness. I mean, uh, yeah, probably Alzheimer's Alzheimer's. Yeah What do you say shrinkage he bugging you know, I mean guys would have that's not a disease It's not a disease. That doesn't mean it's too cold What happened? Who said what you said? What is it? What is the disease? Alzheimer's He used to call it old-timers All-time what? Greatest bet? All-time greatest rapidly all time greatest first thing to be all time Can we get rid of all time as you mean like list? No all-time list Um, I forgot what the fucking question was I mean, it's so many. I don't know like Cancer probably yeah cancer probably cancer probably cancer because everything else you can kind of like I don't want to say prevent right, but not all-timers Not all-timers not dementia. Yeah, probably cancer. It'd be cancer can't get hard no more I said shrinkage, but I don't think it's shrinkage erectile dysfunction that right there. No cancer Cancer HIV AIDS you can wear condom. You know what I mean? And they got the prep prep stuff You know what I mean? I guess we only here to get hard. I'm saying to have sex to reproduce Come on for real stop. That's nice. I'm happy to get me. You don't care about life no more That's not true You say that that you lose your dick Because you gotta be careful, but they already fixed that they already solved that that erectile thing. Yeah blue chew baby Okay, so if you lost your dick, you wouldn't want to live no more. No Boy better stop saying stuff like that. I try you. I'm just saying you want to take it You take my meat off. Why am I living? I can't do my my maybe saw him. Maybe king Is you talking about crazy like me? Maybe call him They're gonna be with me no more Oh That's why what you just said bro. Y'all girls gonna say what y'all we ain't got no me. I said just children your sons I ain't saying shit, but I hear what you're saying with my sons, but they're not gonna like my attitude I think some and king can live with a dickless daddy. Yeah, they're not gonna like me like how I don't they like you always be sad. They've loved you more. You're not talking about a dick How would they know you don't got a dick? You go see it on your face certain things you see on your face. Wait, what? So you've had dick on your face How big is your dick? I've been saying you see it all over your face You know when you're going through something if I don't know meat right now is no confidence That's what you get your pride from there's so many things that make you a man and it comes from Tell us what dick on your face looks like. Yeah, bye I'm just saying when you know your shit fucked up like so much things come to make you a man from your fucking meat I'm saying from your pride and everything like that get manhood or all that shit But here's the thing like this will copy this was your confidence come from if they cut your dick off You can put it on your face You can do whatever you want That'd be a dope place to put it you need to put it in the right place under your chin. Yeah Now that would really confuse you kid As your sons get older who wants to walk around with a daddy who got a dick on his dick face daddy's Elementary school middle school high school, you're asking kid who daddy got a dick on his face dick face daddy It's all too bad. Nothing got to be shit, man I think that if something really happened to you meet like how would you feel I would live I would live my life That's not going to end my life crazy, bro. Yeah, it would be fucked up I don't want to die though, but you'll be fucked up Yo, we only live to have get pussy. I get that's my boy also Huh, so I get to keep my balls I don't know the answer question Why what was what was his handicap or he's handicapped? They don't could you live with no balls, but uh dick That means just not have babies and I can still get hard you can still get hard, but just no balls You'll fuck about balls. I'm just look stupid. I don't really look at my balls Anything I really looked at this shit. How many times you actually seen your balls? Why you don't like your dick, bro I'm cool with my dick. It's just my boy. I never saw him before I saw him But probably like five six times in my life. What if Carla says that's the best part of you? What if Carla says that's the reason she loves you so much and praise the lord? That's why they're there You know I'm saying but they if my balls got to come off This is sad. I don't think I can't do it. Just have kids. I'll be okay I'm sad if you would give up your kids just because you ain't got no dick, bro They're not gonna like me. They're not gonna know. Why would they know if you was having this conversation about carla That make perfect sense. This has to know Listen, what about when they get older? They can't even say that daddy's acting like a dick He's acting like he doesn't have one. No, yeah, but you know, a lot of guys be like, damn, he ain't got no balls You see what I'm saying? Like that's not cool. Like a lot of shit comes from your manhood that make you stronger and make you confident Yeah, but we say that about women and we know women don't have balls. You're like, she ain't got no dick No, we be like, yo that yo she got balls, you know what I'm saying? But we know she don't so it don't like no, it's just a figure of speech But at the same time not having a dick would be brutal, bro. Yes, but I still want to be alive You know what I mean? You gotta pee hella close to the urinal. You gotta just sit down Yeah, you figure new things out. You could just sit down. You might learn new things about yourself. Like you might like getting it out Instead of saying get out of here, if you're like, look at my woman Listen, what if you fall in love again and you got to really have that conversation with her and tell her like I ain't got no meat I ain't got no dick But you guys could do it lesbians do you could scissor But I'm saying let's go click on click Come to you because they want penis say what if a girl ever I'm trying to go. I just want you know wax wax. You're more than a dick, bro Yeah, please don't that you're more than a dick. I bet you I didn't have a dick carla won't be with me But we'd still be with you. We're just born. I'm not your friend because of your cock If the cock is so dominant A lot of things come man from that like right now my arms are hurting. I'd be like, I gotta figure it out But my meat start hurting is like Yeah, I gotta figure it out You do the same exact thing. No way my arms are hurting. I'd be like, I you know, I'm gonna do too many pull ships Or I might pull it from the curl or something and my meat start hurting is like You got gonorrhea. I got hernia. I got syphilis or something. Yeah, like you're overthinking this, bro That's crazy. You'll be fine. Okay. Yeah And I hope that I hope you can also cut off one of your fingers and build a dick out of that And then put it back on okay, I guess I think a big thing of penis. There you go. There you go I always keep the lights off and I would like put the dildo thing on there like that build some pride Yeah, bro, if you just want to be a lesbian say that. Yes What are you talking about? You kind of dress like a lesbian Yo, I never knew it because he's so like The cargo pants the Tim the hat on backwards That's like a fucking lesbian hanging outside of mcdonalds in west ford from Harlem This is crazy Oh man, listen as always if you listen to this podcast As always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart you think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit You're right, too. It's to bring you this podcast. Thank you for listening