 With a straight face you're gonna tell these students that America's so star-spangled awesome that we're the only country in the world that has freedom Canada has freedom Japan has freedom the UK France Italy Germany Spain Australia Belgium has freedom 207 sovereign states in the world and like 180 of them have freedom and And yeah you sorority girl before you wander into a voting booth one day There are a few things that you should know and one of those things is That there is no evidence to support the statement that we are the greatest country in the world We're seventh in literacy 27th in math 22nd in science 49th in life expectancy 178th in infant mortality third in median household income fourth in labor force and fourth in exports In fact, we only lead in three categories number of incarcerated citizens per capita number of adults who believe angels are real and Defense spending where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined 25 of whom are allies Now of course none of this is the blame for some 20-year-old college student But nonetheless you are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period So when you ask me what makes us the greatest country in the world, I Simply don't know what the hell you're talking about Yosemite