 Show them that you're eating the food. Show them that you like it. Eat it. It's good for you. Eat. She literally trumps everything. So quinoa is like a rice substitute, right? It's a seed. Wow. I'm on a high gluten diet. What else do we have that we can make? You got roasters the other day. However, how about we make, for old time's sake, what if we make eggs? I flip the eggs. All right, welcome to Girl Simulator, where you have a girl in your house. Beep beep boop boop. Welcome to Jackass Simulator, where I exist. This is not a simulator. Okay, so let's do it on the side so they can see better. Put on the side so they can see better. I don't want to. Wait, why are you? I don't see how this is gonna turn into pancakes. Do you believe in me? No, I don't. What is like the country of origin? Yeah. I think it's America. Are pancakes American? But then again, we are Americans, so we have no idea. This looks like a good batter, honestly. No, it does not. It looks like water. It needs to be much thicker. I think you gotta put more. No, it doesn't. The reason why you know why, because I know how quinoa works. Ha ha! I'm knowledge. I'm knowledge. I have this stream here to see, to witness, behold the beauty. I'm trying to put it in. Okay, so this is gonna work, for sure? Okay. Okay. Maybe, I don't know. Can I? Yes. It's popping. Why? It hurts. What if it hits you? It burns you forever. I don't know. It's called. Look at what your shirt is. It's called a woman's skin. I mean, I bet it will. No, there's too much oil on this to flip. There's too much oil to flip it, I think. It looks, I- Should I flip it? I don't know. If I can flip this successfully, it's been a long time since we've done this, but you know the drill, okay? If I can take it and I can flip it successfully. I will watch a two-hour video of you watching yourself. This is what's gonna happen, Chad. Watch a two-hour video of yourself. If I can flip it successfully, if you have a Twitch Prime available. Three, two, one. It just collapsed in the middle of the air. It just split apart. This is not... I don't know. It literally... No, it's it. Bonnie's beautiful quinoa protein pancake. I've let you down. My mother's watching. I've let her down. My little brothers are watching. I've let them down. I have older brothers, but they've already been disappointed in me, so. Wait, wait, wait. Can we try one more time? Okay, we can try one more time. But I think it needs more flour. An idea. I think it needs more flour. You think it needs more flour? Yeah. I actually do. Can we taste this? You can taste it. I don't know about wheat. This is plastic and I'm supposed to leave it in there. Yeah, it happened, honey. The fire is off. Yeah, it's still hot. The fire is off. It's still hot. That looks okay for a start. That looks gross. Eat it. Does it smell like pancake? Wait, it does kind of smell like a pancake. It kind of smells like cat. It smells like a cat? Does your cat smell like pancakes? What do you mean? I smell it earlier. Wait, really? Is it good? Yeah. Wait, really? That's okay. You want to taste it? Yeah. This is bad. Is this like ash, honey? It tastes like vegan. It tastes like ash, like I said. Do you put flour in there? I put, look at it. There's flour. I'm blind. If somebody goes, if humidity goes up, her hair will explode. What? Hey! Oh, the American way. Is that right there? I tell you what. Ain't nowhere else in the world. Are you going to find quinoa pancakes? What is quinoa pancakes? That's your size. Okay, one egg. Chat, the taste test. We're going to taste Bonnie's pancake. Not again. Banana. It's actually not bad. I think for vegan food, it's not bad. It tastes like- That's great. It doesn't taste like a pancake. It doesn't taste like a pancake, but it does. That's good. Yeah. Hey! That was actually sick. High five. You too, you flipped that too. Thanks, I flipped that. A little bit of Tony's makes life a whole lot better. Five second rule. Good job, Bonnie. Should I try yours? That's mine? That's mine. Oh, should you try it? Should you try it? Yeah. Why wouldn't it be good? I want you to try yours first. Oh, you want me to try mine first? This one's mine. Wait. Oh. Yeah, this is mine. Mine broke. No, this is really good. Really? Mm-hmm. Not too choppy. That is a fried egg. Over medium hard. That's actually- Show them, show them, show them, show them, show them. Oh my- Holy! Look at that. Look at the- It's hard, so hard, but there's a thin line of soft gooey yolk right in the middle. Oh my gosh, that is the most beautiful over hard slash medium egg I've ever seen in my life. What the frick? Isn't that gorgeous? Come on, show them. Right. Look at that, isn't that amazing? Wow. Actually incredible. That's one of the best eggs I've ever made. Show them that you're eating the food. Show them that you like it. Eat it. It's good for you. This is Camp S-Fan diet. Eat.