 Would you just take a look at that wheel of my top five? 97 Joe Flacco, 97 Ray Lewis, 97 Shadow Corner Devonte Adams, 97 Strong Safety Derby James, 97 Defensive Rookie of the Year, Will Anderson Jr. Are we about to go to the playoffs? Is this the NFC Championship? No? We're 3-0 with this absolute monster team. 90 offense, 93 defense, and 91 overall. And I tell you what, we have earned every step of this squad. Well, it's good boys, welcome back. Hope you're having an amazing day. There's really only a few positions left that are real liabilities. Colby Sorsdahl, Derek Parrish. We gotta get you gentlemen out of there. Nelson Aguilar, Steve Smith Sr. Other than that, that's only four spots on offense that need filling. And let me tell you, if there's a hole that needs to be filled, I'm gonna fill that hole, okay? If there's one thing I've learned, I have janitor herpes. And then on defense, 96 Sean Taylor, 97 Derwin. We got Spoon Stingley Adams at corner with Kermarty as a backup. And then the D-line is nasty. We even added 87 Detackle Ultimate Legend Geno Atkins. Only real things I can mess with here is outside linebackers, MLB2, and honestly Spoon and Stingley are a little bit outdated. But defense is looking great too, to keep it simple. Season seven so far has been one of the craziest, most OP seasons. I'm hoping we can keep that up, but damn man, keep in mind, two losses could set me right back to three and two, and all of a sudden we're in a scary spot. So until I make the playoffs, we're never really set. We are balls deep, cock deep, all three inches into a season, a wheel of mud. You guys know exactly the rules. Let's get our first of three wheel spins. Weekly wildcard top 12. So weekly wildcard is the promo that our prestige Jamar Chase is from. They're honestly just like random. Players that, you know, otherwise weren't getting upgraded cards, kind of like Jamar Chase, which is why it worked out. We are going to sort by program. So we'll go weekly wildcards. Then I need to switch it to time remaining. We can choose one player out of the top 12. Let's go baby, time remaining and look who it is. Shit. It's actually the last guy we wanted to see because we already have him. So not Jamar Chase, but there's D Winters. He's nuts in your mouth. Christian Darisaw, dare I saw your nuts in my mouth. Lucas Patrick, I don't have a good one. Levante David, nothing. Paulson Adibo, Paul, son. Put your balls in my mouth. Could be worse. Case Keenum. I'm going to catch a case if you put your balls in my mouth. Greg Van. Wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, shit. It's too busy making my jokes. Wait a minute. Okay. We have two heater options, two really good options. 96 right guards. I would move him to right tackle. And we would be finished on the O-line. Or, and I'm kind of leaning in this direction, PS2. Patrick Sartan. We've had him on the squad before and he's always been amazing. 6-2-2-0-2. I'd put him at corner two and then I would move spoon to corner three and Stingley to corner four. He is 99 pursuit, a hard 99. He's actually so good. We got to do this. He's going to be a lot more impactful than a right guard at right tackle because I can pick up a lot of guys to do that. In fact, I could just pick up Darasaw too. I think we go Sartan. I wonder if he gets any good discounted abilities. Looks like he does have a 6 ability slot. Hopefully these are discounts. Flat Zone KO. The way I'm going to use him, he's never really going to be in a flat zone. Okay. But he does get pick artists for free. And honestly, when Flat Zone KO is free, you got to take it, right? Don't think we'll get a lot of use out of that. But damn, that boy is looking good. So the new CB1 is Patrick Sartan, which I actually think makes more sense. He's more of a true corner than Devonte Adams. Devonte Adams still kind of scares me. Stingley CB4 and where is my CB3? Devon witherspoon. Yeah. Okay. Those adjustments went perfectly. All right. Patrick Sartan never thought that we would be adding weekly wildcard 96 Sartan to the squad, but I still avoid a wheel about baby. You got to love his second wheel spin. It's a top 12 day, baby. All right. We started the entire auction house by 95 to 96 overall players. And I can choose one of those players. Oh, shit. I'm an idiot. I should have written this as 94 to 95 or 96 to 97. I'm going to be honest though, 96 to 97 is not fair, because the absolute best cards in this game are 97 overalls. I don't think I should be entitled to that. Otherwise, that's basically a jackpot spin. I'm going to go 94, 95. I apologize on the typo. I already cheated this season with the Devonte Adams. So we're going 94, 95. So 94, 95, one player out of these 12. See my father, CJ Stroud. Steve Largent. Jair Alexander is limited. Love that card, but we probably don't need it. Mike Allstock. Honestly, I really like that. Randy, because I could take Randy Moss or Steve Largent. Dante Wittner is a no. Both Derek Henry's are no's. Two is a no. Seguan's a no. Ricky will is a no. I'm going to be getting a lot of halfbacks. I'm going to take Allstock. Here's my reasoning for Allstock. There are so many opportunities to get wide receivers. There are not a lot of good opportunities to get fullbacks. And 94, Mike Allstock is the best fullback in this game. 94 speed, 94 impact block, 87 lead block. This is the move here. Now Jameer Gibbs will be excited on iFormation runs. And to our third and final wheel spin of the episode, you're watching this video on March 6th, I believe. So I don't think Trent Williams has come out yet. Just thought I'd say that. Oh, darn it. All right. There's an AK crew jackpot, which lets me get the limited. So this promo was basically trios of players or groups of players that had nicknames. It's kind of hard to describe. Gale Sayers, Randall Cunningham. Neither of these are limited, so they're options, but I can't use either of those guys. There's also a 96 Troy Aikman. Can't really use him. 96 Emmett Smith is like a minor upgrade, but I don't want to take out my boy. And then there's Ed Tuttle-Jones, Night Train Lane, B Smode, and Michael Irvin, which are some of the craziest cards in this game, but those are the limited, so I can't get them. Let's look at the 94-95s. Ray Nitschke, Wild Man. I had him last season. He was pretty damn good. Ken Riley, The Rattler. They do Justin Madabueke with Unstoppable Force is so good. He's a really good option right now. Definitely could pick up a wide receiver. Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. You know exactly who I'm going for. I can't believe I forgot about this. Tori Hall! I don't know how many of you remember this story, but my first ever YouTube video, eight years ago, yes, eight years ago, I was playing Madden Mobile 16, and I was recording a video on how to make coins or some shit, and I'm opening a pro pack as an example. And I pulled 92 overall legend Tori Hall. My reaction was so cringy and so funny at the same time. This guy's a legend in my heart, man. So much nostalgia. I have to go Tori Hall. 95 speed. Like he's not that insane. He actually is a really good wide receiver, but he's not that insane. He gets ankle breaker as an X factor. It might be funny to tinker around with, but I don't know. Gets route, tech, wide receiver apprentice or evasive. Really don't need any of those either. I think we just raw dog Tori Hall, and pray he doesn't get pregnant. Some awesome upgrades today. We upgrade the wide receivers, we get our full back, and we grab Patrick Sertan. I gotta say though, if I lose this game and I don't get to keep Tori Hall, that's gonna make me really sad. Like nostalgia sad. Not just like I lost the Wheel of Mutt game sad. We are now at 93 overall. Congratulations to the squad. Tori Hall is a 96. Here's the thing though. Ankle breaker is zero AP. And how often do I really activate freight train on Jameer Gibbs? Not very often. I'm gonna rock. I'm gonna try this ankle breaker ability on him. All right boys, a 93 overall. Filled some serious holes on that team. Of course, all that's left is the challenge wheel. This is a really important one for me today. And we'll talk about it after I see what the challenge is. I got this one before, and I think there was a rage quiz. This is a perfect challenge to get again. 100 plus yards with two separate players. These are all purpose yards, so Jameer Gibbs could have 50 rushing, 50 receiving. That is 100 yards for him. And then Tori Holt could have 100 receiving. Now the reason I say this is so big is because if I lose the game, but complete the challenge wheel, I am allowed to salvage one player. I'm obviously not planning on losing, but I really want Tori Holt on this team. Chef E84 has got Dan Marino. Chuck Hawley, Ray Lewis. Joe Flacco, Ray Lewis, Devonte Adams. Let's get it baby. I'm taking on my former Wheel of Mutt team. Oh, he's got Super Bowl McCaffrey, huh? With the light it up. With light it up evasive. Starting in dollar three, two. I'm on Ray Lewis. Something tells me he's going to want to go McCaffrey a lot. Oh my God. Sir Tan, how do you have the ball? Did Spoon just swap the ball into Sir Tan's hands? Oh my God, he did. Patrick Sir Tan. Holy shit. All right, on defense, he's got some abilities out there. Well, I tell you what, I'm glad he threw that pick early. So if I could, so I can throw to Tori Holt over the middle and he should have a high success rate. I like that. Oh shit. What a heater. What was that blitz? Sir Tan eight. I'm actually kind of like getting stonewalled here. Okay. Another blitz. Let's go Tori Holt. Skill move. Oh, they're not going to lie. I thought that the skill move was going to activate and I'd break that tackle. But damn, dude, that whatever defense he just threw at me was a lot. It was too much to handle. So we go three and out on the opening drive, but this is why we have ButtCurt to pin kicks just like this. We start the game with the defensive stop and a field goal, but I am no closer to my challenge wheel and I got to figure out his defense. So that was a quick minute. Oh my God. First in 10. Let's get another stop. Dude, this guy is going to go McCaffrey all day. All right. We got to get ready to cover him. Here we go, baby. Come on. Pink Warner, Logan Wilson. I got my white boys and then Ray Lewis down the gut. Go McCaffrey. Go McCaffrey. I will pick that shit so fast. Dot. Shit. Maybe stretch alert bubble. No. Hey, Nick Bosa. Everybody thinks Nick Bosa discriminates but he doesn't. He'll fly out white quarterbacks too. Come on. Let's get some pressure here. Great defense. No. No. I was on it. He overplayed it. Yo, he switched on to try to snag that and he overplayed it. I've been caught doing that in the last couple of episodes too. Now we go with the Blitz. I got to cover McCaffrey if he's on a wheel. He is. Yup. If you don't block McCaffrey there, you don't got time to throw. Fourth and 15. From the 49. All right. We're going to play dollar. We're going to play deep. I'm going to go on spoon. He shouldn't have anything. Oh, what a play, but he missed it. I pulled spoon out of that purple. Oh my God. I just got bailed. Did somebody get home and affect that throw or what? Because I just got bailed straight up. Is he going with the same Blitz? No, this is actually different defense. Before he was sending a six-man Blitz at me with the linebackers. All right. Now, keeping in mind, I do have an RPL out of this. Zone Alert Omaha, which I can throw to George Kittle and he's going to pirouette. I got to just take that play out of my rotation, man. If they pirouette, no chance you get yards on it. All right. Second and 11. Gibbs is going to be wide open. Beautiful work, Gibbs. But I am getting hunked down. I thought I might have the wheels to get around that. No serve. I'm going to put Gibbs in the middle here. I'm going to put Tori Holt underneath. See how this looks. Gibbs is there. Keep it simple. Don't complicate things, Matt. Go smoke screen out of Tori Holt. See what their zone drops look like. Beautiful. I love that. Tori Holt. A lot of people put their zone drops super deep like that. Makes it possible. Just like this same thing right here. All right. Seven for eight, 40 yards. Offense is looking good right now. We're not hitting them with any nukes, but not everybody's Oppenheimer. There's the Blitz. Gronk. Oh, I had Gibbs on a touchdown. Shit. That's all right. That's all right. We're going to get it anyway to make this 10 to 0. End of the first, it's 3-0. Dude, wait a minute. This is a really interesting way to activate Tori Holt. This is jet pass fake zone. So this is a pass. So this should consider Tori Holt. I was going to say it should use his ankle breaker, but I'm realizing that ability is not so great because you have to use a skill move. So if you don't use a skill move and under shit, let's see if he's in man. He is Tori Holt. Whip roll. The goats. You don't need the ability. You really don't. 9 to 0. I'm going for 2. We're already at a two possession lead. I'm going to go Tori Holt on a hitch. And I got to quick throw this right there. Boom. Holt. Oh, no. God, that's a dot. Got to keep mixing my defense up. Let's guess pass here. And I'll go on Ray in case he runs an inside zone. He does not have McCaffrey, but he does have that. Damn it. Toping that zone KO on Shaunty might be enough. I'm going to send a risky blitz. I'm sending Sir Tan and Logan Wilson here. Oh, and he throws the Shaunty. Let's go. Get out of there. That's cool. Dude, stop. That Shaunty is so good. I see George Kittle pressed. I'm going to go Jamir. Another knockout, damn. Love this formation so much. We get all styled as a blocker and then Holt. That beautiful corner out right there. Oh, shit. Oh, that's Donald Parham, middle linebacker. I don't know if you guys have seen that card. It was like a Madden stream exclusive or something. It's not on the auction house. The card is nasty. Third and 10, dude. Every once in a while, he just starts to kill me with his defense. Oh, here we go. Holt. Single cover. It's got him. Go, Tori Holt. It's going to take. Had a legend, bro. A Madden legend. Now my two-point conversions are really big because if I can make this a 17-point game, well, this shit's about to be all she wrote. Oh, Tori, I need you, buddy. I need you. Oh, my God. Damn, I'm so electric. And then I get to my two-point conversions and I am dogwater. You know what's even sadder? If I just kick both PATs, I'd have 17. But honestly, if I lose this game, I deserve it. We're playing so well right now. Let's just keep doing that. Ray, Ray. Oh, my cat forgot me. Or did he? Excellent decision to freeform because I might have actually lurked you there. All right. My responsibilities, McCaffrey. Play action. Nice block pickup, McCaffrey. Good morning. Oh, he's gone. Naturally, he's gone after that. I don't know why we are cooking so hard right now, but we are cooking so hard. No challenge wheel needed for Tori Holt. Well, okay, so in this game, I definitely did not complete my challenge wheel. So there's no way I can try and finesse it. But we do keep the players we added and another spin on the rage quit wheel, baby. Let's get it, boys. Big rage quit wheel spin here. This is how we keep absolutely building this like just monster team. Is this right here? What does that say? Worst position plus five? That really doesn't help us that much, unfortunately, because I have a silver right tackle in. But at the very least, I can now put in a 73 right tackle, which is an upgrade. So I will happily do that. Blake Freeland. You are a Houston Texan. You know, not every upgrade is going to be a 97 overall limited, guys. Come on. We have to be, we have to take everything we can get in Wheel of Mud. Even a 68302 63 speed Blake Freeland. Gentlemen, I'm sorry for a short episode. Nothing makes me sadder than a short episode of Wheel of Mud. But what if I promised you a banger next episode? Would you forgive me? Gentlemen, I love you. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you guys in the next Wheel of Mud. Peace.