 Welcome back to the marathon of Orlando blue movies. That's what We're big fans big fans From memory he does a good job in this film, but that's just for memory but not about the acting Just thinking about kingdom of heaven like he has a good face the problem is he just can't make it move I feel like our watch through that movie is kind of killed my ability to talk about it positively like If it comes up at any way shape before we like I don't know if I can say I liked it. I have bad bad taste in my mouth I don't even dislike Orlando bloomer. That's the thing. It's kind of like I just expect him to be really subpar when he's delivering lines Yeah, I don't it's like Orlando bloom either because I think of them as kind of like a piece of furniture in a room Yeah, it's just sort of around Well, hey, it's kind of how I feel about johnny depth to me, I still really like troi I think troi did really good with it's uh the time it had, you know, it's just that I remember that Absolutely, like like kingdom of heaven was like a bread sandwich like the inner layer is bread Like this is this is haram Meanwhile, like nice nice granary bread like it's well made it's well made shit This is good. It's kind of a cow. What are you gonna do? I had to make my son a sandwich the other day and it was it was a like chocolate spread sandwich and I was just looking like Hate yourself just just give it to the kid and move on This is one of life's challenges It smells so good, man Yeah, it's not so easy being a woman What There we go making sandwiches This is the pressure on modern youtubers to look good Yeah, no, no you when you're a dad you have to make your kids sandwiches at some point so if I'm Able to remember that this arc right is we went 300 troi kingdom of heaven and now the three musketeers I would say very similar movies in terms of just you know subject matter and style Uh, we've lost to be excited about this. This was created in 2011 when what was that? There's a more famous one, right? Isn't it the man in the iron mask is the one that everyone actually likes Uh, yeah, I remember the one with keitha south or in the most like that's the three quintessential three musketeer film for me Yeah, that's the man the iron mask. I think isn't it? Um, no, it's not what? Hey, calm down. It's it could be one There's lots of famous people in the man of the iron mask though, right? Isn't john malkovich in it and um He is Wait, so how many three there's probably a million three musketeer movies thinking about Honestly, it went out when I think of three musketeers the only thing that comes to mind is dog tanion and the musketeers When I was a kid So we've chosen what I believe is is considered the greatest of the three musketeer adaptations um Committed to film by the author that is paul ws anderson. I don't know if anyone's heard of him He's very very good. He makes him not to be confused with paul thomas anderson who's a very different director Which is a funny. Yeah, it's funny how close the dames come so the I guess how else do you say it like like resident evil films very successful beloved Great adaptations of the games. I believe that they were considered masterpiece as well He was like, you know what i'm gonna do now that i'm done with them three musketeers even though wait Was that was that was this after that or was that during that? I don't even know it's during that I mean the resident evil movies have spanned my entire lifetime. It feels like so Yeah, there's a lot of things that's happened in between This is a perpetual like it's a frustration, but at the same time I hope the movie's fun and therefore makes up for it. But it's like you get given hundreds of millions you get given How many people are in this film? It's insane. You gotta um, of course, mila joe vich It's probably redundant to mention that uh, of course, a land of bloom the legend himself You got a mad michelson is in this like That's a good cast. Oh god. I've always got a soft spot for paul ws anderson because he did event horizon So if they can bring that event horizon vibe to the three musketeers, i'll be happy We were just talking about the casting. Um, I do have to apologize to all of you here at james cordon is in this film Christ oh no. Yeah, sorry about that. I can't cut him out. I feel like it would be against the greatest vision Clearly does he get horrifically murdered? After like three seconds, i'm sure it'll be fat jokes and then he'll win in the end He'll help him do something in the end. Oh, no I'm terrible with actor names. Who's james gordon again? He's not an actor He's he's like a late show host person from britain and he went to american. We were like, yep. Keep him. That's great He was famous Show called gavin and steve's over here in the uk He's extremely obnoxious like in real life. I think i know i think i know i'm he's obnoxious He's extremely obnoxious in real life and on television He was in a doctorate episode wasn't he with the baby? Please make it stop Oh Yeah, he's yeah Why don't talk show hosts become actors? Because they interview actors and become friends with them And then they're like can i get a guest star and then another cameo then another cameo then a bigger role and then an actual role There's no muskets primed everyone. Oh Can i just say like a bit of an early life crisis for me as a kid, right? Go when i found out that musketeer meant someone who used a gun and i was like They're sword guys. They're always sword gun musketeers are swordsmen. What do you mean they used guns? It's not true And there was i was ready to crack it. It's like what do you mean musketeers were gunmen? Well, oh I know I'm gonna picture you drawing your sword like enough. I will change the definition myself And it makes a very very loud unsheathing noise swing Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I think I have that same confusion after playing age of empires and going why the musketeers shooting them Yeah I think I have the same thing. I think I had this I I was lied to as well Oh, yeah, it's history. It's a lie. It's not true And yeah, that's I like to think that we collect every once in a while to watch history unfold And that's what this movie. This is I think 100 accurate. I want to say 99 Like I'm saying like about 150 accurate. Yeah, you're the director I would probably say that this is a pretty historically accurate Darky drama. Yes, particularly this that particularly the sky ship. I mean just pay attention to that part All right, I'm gonna rely on you to help explain the sky ships of old Oh, absolutely So that is actually a sky ship in this. Yes. Oh, no Oh, is this gonna be like wild wild west? Oh, dude, that we have to watch that for e-fabry was at some point. Well, well west as a legendary film Yeah, I believe isn't that a film that will Smith did instead of another like more Is it did he actually do it instead of he made so many bad career decisions Will Smith to smack the shit out will Smith Yeah, really good to pass on the main person His career is really predicated on him just being likeable And charismatic as fuck In his first like half it was playing a good decisions But then like accepting suicide squad and then quitting for their suicide squad It's like you probably you might end up having this backwards After the assassination of his father the young king His once peaceful nation is surrounded by enemies on all sides. Yeah, well the french have it coming man about that It was a once peaceful nation Well, the audio isn't so that's a plus Anything that's on screen and written that means it'll be in the wrong language But that's probably not gonna be a lot of stuff. We'll be because I have to hear Orlando bloom He needs subtitles. Yep river still here I love his little outfit. That's great adorable Me and my me and my favorites partisan are going to go over here I was supposed to say actually It's a french water ninja It's a scuba suit. Oh, are they trying to look badass? It looks a little awkward Oh We're fucking watching Why did I wear this fucking armor? How did you miss her? I feel like the gun's still gonna be more. Yeah, the gun I'm just I'm still trying to pass us those crossbow things you had I'm just saying enough time. That's why because they were like lovers Do you think Paul W. Sanderson's jerking off watching another guy kisses wife? Oh, definitely behind the camera Yeah, they took a hundred takes for this shot Oh cleavage. That's like a pocket Hey, hey, we might actually do that. I'm just saying yeah I'm gonna be able to fit too much down there. Oh Oh Oh, uh, fuck what's his name? It's luke something right? He's Dracula guy walker Right, right. This was the peak of his career. He was in the hobbit movies this Wow, he's really paddling those guys. Yeah, he's in one of the fast and the furious movies as well, wasn't he? Okay Is his name luke? Oh, well, yeah, this was like he his career was almost about to read like super a-star and then it just fell off Who are you? Why are you showing her? Oh my goodness Also the guards who got knocked into the water they just don't care anymore Oh, I know this guy too. I like him and everything he's in but he only ever plays bitpods What a mask Oh, I know that guy too pull up. Fuck everybody's in there. It is pull up. Yeah, that's uh, what till swagger in it Oh, yeah Oh, dude, both of these guys were in uh king Arthur Not that any of you would remember that because I'm the only person who Came out as fucking amazing the saxon is the boss I would be more than on board with watching that movie. Oh, yeah You didn't catch me and what exactly are you doing here catching you? He's porthos That one's porthos because he's the most That would take in such a certain strength. I'm just saying dude. That's porthos strength. Okay Nice Everyone's got them uh the floor door the french invention No, I think it was already Is the sort of thing Oh, look at this CGI Alien level technology right here. It's da Vinci that did that. All right. Oh, he wasn't french Hey Well, everyone doesn't look like they're dying of cancer. So yeah, it's better. I want the Anderson cut of justice Hey, um, I wanted to say that the invention was by rambaldi, but I'm the only person here. We'll know that reference and make it sad Hey, I love you. I'll do the pyrotechnic guys when they were setting that up and seeing it just go off perfectly Like seriously, how would you set that up with you know early Renaissance technology just Uh, I guess it's just da Vinci was a genius Oh my good gosh Wait It's like some kind of laser corridor This is a this is a slight jog Oh my god You did it in that dress too That was amazing. Okay. So that's like the most acting I've ever seen her do. That's kind of amazing Well, so I I'm not I'm pretty sure she's not a terrible actress. She just didn't do any acting in the resident evil movies I love all these costumes Well, you go go how could anyone not hear that Completely unfazed by bullets Instead of I'm not elaborate like death by corridor. You could have just two guys were gun to protect this place I just love the way they're totally unfazed by all these guys coming together Oh, yeah, man. These are the heroes I'm not supposed to be worried about these level one fucking in hold your breath That's one way out Hey Oh here comes the tidal wave, right? Get back down there, please Oh, no How is it doing that? But if the building is above water, then the water won't fucking all right, shut up, right? All for one Wait, so is she a musketeer? No, she's a musketeer. She's not she's not the fool Please try and understand This isn't personal. It's oh, she's evil. It's strictly business. Oh, oh, no. She's an opportunist She gave them poison or sleep. I'm giving you sleep Look who it is Oh, no, the paralysis potion acts quickly Seriously, like they couldn't what it's go still as it looks Look at Orlando bloom in its natural habitat in case you're wondering wasn't here in your drinking was on your car Oh my god They felt that he'd explain that but nothing else Look it's actually Especially women Telling him you loved him right before you betrayed him. Yes, that's what happened I was watching Costumes I am to go his price shouldn't they be killing them? No, Orlando's he's a he's a complex villain Uh-huh In fact, he is he is the villain in our three movie arc so far He's the villain in all of them. He's definitely the villain at Troy. I know that much The even house the quintessential mustache to curl. Yeah I love it guys. Do you know who this is? I'm just by title Oh, this is the tree Oh, he's Lane young action man actor. He's in loads. Isn't he in like Aragon? No, no Percy Jackson, that's what he was in, right? And presumably this is his dad Right, this is beautiful choreography And that's just a taste It's about the taste of the tenor stabbing people with a knife No, no a taste of the choreography that's in this film. It's so much fun. Yeah, it's not bad They use creative camera angles But they don't like hide the actual movements and even on a close-up you could actually see them doing what you know What they do with their hands and stuff It's it's surprisingly good I'm not saying it's like historical everything but in terms of Is this guy musketeers is everyone a musketeer Yeah, that part never made sense the three musketeers But there's always been four in the movies and I mean Is it included better if it comes one by the end and you think you know The awk in every single movie is hey, maybe more than three though There could be a fourth, I guess He's gonna get into fights Don't get any trouble get into trouble make mistakes die if you can Jump off a bridge Stop giving him that advice Make sure you spend all your money on horse Don't be like me, son Father advice right now You just hear him call it after it was like go with space for one more on that horse I like how they were just training out in the field by this tree And then he won the training and he's done and his mom happened to show up with the horse for him to ride away There's just no sense to any of this We don't need to know the locations like it really doesn't matter Guy who has cast his bad guy in everything It's a bad guy actor In fairness, he's like one of the best working actors ever but he gets wasted in everything It's the horse is it my friends here thought it was a car You insulted my horse, sir Well, I'm afraid I'm not in the heaven of apologizing to gaskin jungles Not to me based To my horse Your horse my horse And if I don't I should have to kill you Wow Hey Geez well, he finishes his training and the first fucking thing he does is he picks a fight with the night patch man Okay, look get into trouble How is Who's following his dad's advice, okay, this guy watches indiana jones Thank goodness you saved by miljo As you wish me lady simp here wipe that up your face Thank you Paris no, no he can't be in this movie No Is it just me or does she look terrible in her costume? I think that's just front of fashion. I don't see that Wait, she Normally she looks fairly attractive, but in this I think she looks quite awful. Wow. Is it the curse? I'm very like president evil. I don't know just like the the whole look just is like very unattractive to me You know what sargon? She doesn't dress up for your approval. Okay Women do not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. I didn't say she did. I was just being misogynist disgusting Yeah, maybe I can find someone else to get shot by His dad calls it was like, how's it going? It's like not a great start honestly I reckon his arm is going to be completely fine What I loved about though is the fact that mass michelson was like the site must be off as if yeah Yeah, these these guns are famed for their accuracy Wait was that was that throw a line to try to explain how they didn't really wound how he winged him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's it I spilled my drink ruin my shirt. I'm in a hurry. He everywhere this kid goes. He ruins people's apparel Who do you think you're talking to the town's run from the smell of that? My boy is fighting Oh, jeez. What do you say? Good. I was just doing something to kick my ass Oh, I remember I saw their problems by fighting The smallest problems. Oh, yeah, he's got a great voice. You insulted my horse therefore fight I remember what happens There's four duels you set up another one. We got two left Nice. Yes, who the two will be Excellent choice, sir. Look at this guy with his purple glasses The costume design is so much character Like the costume design in this movie Is he bumping into all the musketeers on the way to get knocked by this guy? Yeah, are you implying that I take money from this woman? Are you saying that I cannot afford to take my own wardrobe? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? No I would slaughter you on the spot, but this is a brand new jacket Alrighty one left All right, who else am I gonna bump into I love the way the background peasants are just watching these zany characters run around Threatening each other into life. Not my problem, mate Nothing to do with me. I can't remember how this is written, but I Like is that a parking ticket for Like if you don't pay it is your horse to get towed They need to remove animal bowel movements from public area That's what they all say Fight to the back Cooper's yard, sanger man, too By the way, he's The first one's at noon, then it went o'clock. Yeah, he's gonna take them all on I think that was that was actually like vaguely hilariously executed the fact But as they went along he just like skipped the bullshit and was like fine duel Look who it is Don't poke yourselves on our halberds How did they con these guys into being in this movie they get paid a lot Who's the opponent Doesn't she want to look at the wall dispositions they're way more interesting How could how does one play chess against themselves when you know what your plans are? I don't know You just you just have to account for what you're gonna do in the future I just have to fool my future self Exactly. This is literally turning into the brain meme playing He built it so evil evil is just a point of view. Why did she put that you don't want to know Wow, you are right Oh, look at you I love how they made his moustache look like, you know the fieber attempt of some guy can't grow facial hair It's What's he wearing these are you all at that bum fluff period? Very interesting So does he just handle the clothes for every person in Paris? Yes Who is a wonderful color? Oh, no. Oh, they're in blue too. He's strong. Hey duel time. That was fun Hey, that's a somewhat accurate crossover So are you see them chopping wood in the background? I'm just I'm appreciating that Isn't he like standing on the beam that he's chopping so like when it goes he's just gonna like fall on his ass No, they're not chopping it in half. They're chopping it lengthwise. Okay One o'clock two o'clock How long have you been in Paris arrive this morning seven minutes? Patience is not one of my virtues. Well, neither are good manners wait for your turn old man It's kind of chat-responsible Little shit Our time Athos this is poor thoughts and aramists the three musketeers They're famous. I've seen many of your movies for my father Musketeer himself every time we came to Paris to be one of you. I'm afraid you're late You're gonna try and kill three of us to be one. That's your strategy Budget cuts The slot's open progress. Take your pick. Welcome to Paris Eddie will have to kill you Well, if I can't become a musketeer, I might as well fight one He'll have them all ready I can't become one of these little fight ones. What? Why? That makes perfect sense to me. I can't become a doctor. Well, I may as well fight one Oh, no, I don't think I'll ever be a particle physicist either And to be honest with you, I fancy my chances against your average particle physicist. Yeah I knew sword fighting in public probably wasn't a good idea for laying low Authorities. There's so many of them. Are those uniforms? I could do with some exercise But there's lots of them though How many everybody's just pay your horse citations. Everyone's on duty today Are we not what what relationship do the musketeers have to the king? The context is that they've been disbanded. Is this a meme that we just keep getting more Oh, no, it's me We all know that the play I'm all do nothing But look like you need a reinforcements Oh This probably wasn't the smallest thing to do. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah That's a lot of injured not dead, but injured The three musketeers gonna be like this guy's not with us. I don't know very little blood so far. Man. Oh, I don't think we'll get any I can't help but feel like this film is saying all cops are bastards I love the way the rest of them are just watching. Yeah, I'm assuming they get a fight eventually Oh no maiden look love interest So she's literally wandered on screen Do what he's doing fine, dude. He's fucking wrecking these people. No Wait, what? I don't know if this is a good idea guys. No, we need those Oh my god The almighty the glorious the wonderful stick you want a big stick you can Grab it any length of the shaft that you want. Okay Like grab it anywhere you want as good old teddy roosevelt said speak softly And carry a big stick big large meaty girthy sticks that you can just wrap around the shaft and really swing it around Oh What Nice Got him. Oh, that's spin. That was a bad spin expression back. Oh, this is a way back as a pillow in moose department Imagine having to explain this to the king afterwards. What happened? I lost a hundred minutes. Yeah, they all die. Like why? No, no, no, no, no, like I love that one. Oh, no, it's the bottom mini boss. You'll last longer than the others I love the idea that his thing is just beating people with objects that he finds out I'm just seriously questioning the competency of the soldiers Like how is this happening? Yeah, the criminal element of Paris must be kind of crappy Oh, just like that crime statistic shot up overnight I'm afraid every coffin is now dead They show up, of course. All right. So you're like the third to last guy and it's your turn to attack. What do you do? Yeah, there we go Yeah, I feel like after the 70th guy is on the ground screaming in pain. I'm just like, you know what? I'm not liking my odds I'm gonna take a croissant break. I feel like a particle physicist I'll be honest. I haven't never seen this film. It's warming me up to how self aware it is. Yeah It's fucking absurd Bro, you're not a hero, are you? You didn't have to Break it in half. No, yeah, you'd say a sword shouldn't break out easily This dude, this is one of them like what what just happened? Heroes, they know they're musketeers. They're chanting musketeers. They must be like celebrities. Nice You must come from a very small town in the battle of wits. You sir are unarmed. Oh slap I'm sure she'll be back to kiss him later. I hate to be in the mood, but they will be back I Feel like we have free reign dude, the spawns are gonna be like that was honestly pretty good We had to fight elephants and people Your guys are the most how yeah, I feel like you guys would be the most feared now I feel should should they not be like should someone not be like hey you guys you fuckers Just be like the background peasants man. Just just be like look dude. Whatever it is. It's your business not mine I've got vegetables to sell Let's out of the bedroom by the economy Cardinal rules and orbit name might as well drink to him trust no one Just drink then fuck So dramatic He seems to be the dramatic one You just need one of the other musketeers be like, why do you always do that? I honestly feel like someone is playing a game of dungeons and dragons And they've started the characters of level 20 characters in the first city So these level 20 characters are just wandering around with their two plus to hit and it's like yeah Well, I'll throw a knife at the coin and Oh, look at that critical success. Oh, there we go. Of course. They've already pissed off all the town guard Level 20 would have if you're fired is 20 plus to hit. I'm just saying Yeah idiot Lies hours of footage of me playing Okay I know what CGI is You were a priest until I realized being a man of God a man of the cloth. I'm always the same thing I love puffy sleeve shirts. They're so stylish. What happened to fashion guys. Oh, we replaced them with puffy arms Oh, no, no He could be playing a bumbling idiot and that's very accurate Oh, man, how would we know when he's acting? I can't sir. We've I'm not entirely the chance that he could be interested or good No Well, we would maybe we'd have money if what's his face over there wasn't stabbing it through the ceiling As much use as a fart in a bottle, sir And like I said, he's probably not gonna die because he's the comic relief character I hate him so he's slightly more than the protagonist Yeah, I'm moving the antagonist I like um, I like the muskets he is but our protagonist is very smug and it's it's like come on Yeah, I don't like it Like I was expecting him to how to get knocked down a peg here by these three real ones This movie seems like it's kind of like the anti-mask of zoro Oh, we gotta watch that too All right, it's not in it right that echo well Honestly, this might be the last to land a blue one because he's not in enough movies that are You know war or Wow There was no room on the floor inside that this is no way he could have slept on the floor inside No, they just can't fucking stand him being a dude. I love pulled the worst out of these like the fat loser gets shit on Also, you want to play with the real actors you're gonna get shit under your face All righty, we're gonna love this character Look at those what are they the color things that come down Yeah, it's like a pair of leaves. No, it's a bib when they eat things I believe it's called a color. Yes It's cola. It's french. I like the continuity of keeping the pieces scattered all around They would have a lesser director wouldn't have noticed that The spinning camera was absolutely necessary in this scene. Yeah, he really loves it for this, doesn't he? I mean like everything the table the room itself the floor the pieces There's my shit. I like the idea of an expensive movie. Oh, definitely. Yeah, look at it Yeah, and then make all the costumes they're fake as well like all the all the production everything's like Pulling this out. It's such a goofball. It's like you get paid hundreds of millions to go for it with a list actor Those hats are funny I was gonna say it's probably more than there were four of us against 40 of them He just came with me to say that And uh, yes, you shall have to be Swordfighter then there's Regina here. There are so many characters Oh my goodness the main It's the flower lady Who stood against the cardinals gods? Those are the cops of the city? Well, not on the Cardinals side I love the idea of fucking red armor We just needed the Cardinal to be like We know he's the baddie I hope you won't be too large for them After all boys will be boys. God, these pesky scouts. Yeah, right through the perfect time, didn't she? They just need a slap on the wrist is fine Boys will be boys My lady in waiting is talking about boys will be boys Boys I'm a prick Look at these costumes. Everyone has got some extra I love it I mean, that's fair. It's french for a very well cock inspections right now Forgive me for saying this d'Artagnan, but um, you do look a little underdressed We should have to rectify that Can't have my musketeers all the son of one looking like tramps New suit that point all round Yes, you'll see to that cuddle And uh Cut the treasury bears such expense You'll see that as well See the king is a bubbly idiot but this is falling in line with his character as well and it's just I can see why the revolution happens to be honest Especially if full dudes can take out most of your army Well, I don't know like france seemed to be pretty prosperous all the peasants were like not covered in dirt and crap And they were all happy and they were doing jobs and there seemed to be a lot of commerce You got to deal with constant fights in the streets between dozens of armed men apparently Yeah, they keep it to themselves But they do knock down that scaffolding, you know, there's I'm just trying to beauty I'll be honest with you, we've talked over a lot of the plot and that is fine because I can follow it completely Cardinals Cardinal wants to take over the world probably The stupid king is getting, you know And then the musketeers will get drawn in The plot here the cardinal is gonna give The lordy a piece of the queen's jewelry to sneak into bucking him to Offend the king and cause a war there you go. Oh excellent. That's gonna be my guess I'm reaching for england. I'm rooting for these guys Do you think those two guys like swap sides so they can, you know, just just so that they could alternate arms Yeah, just to see if any of those 100,000 men at arms or something. Yeah, that's no match for four musketeers Yeah That's for after the warm-up. That's a massive army. Yeah, the army of isan god is blushing Sir, all cannons are pointing at each other Yeah, they just agonize. He's wearing green now Well, where is he? Yeah, see, he's wearing green He does kind of look like nevergun We're going around. Oh, no, it's a cloud Oh, no, or it's an or it's something else Inprobable, oh, oh my god Oh, that wasn't a good idea that's gonna cost a lot of money Hell, yes No, you know, I think like everything bad. I said about Paul like he 100% knew what he was doing with this movie Oh, dude, you can't watch the residual movies and think for a second that he was like, yep, this is normal This is the weirdest historical final fantasy crossover I've ever seen. I know, right I'm really surprised. This is how they actually introduced it though Just flew it in like that. Okay Yeah, you might want There's no We're land pirates We sky pirates, right They're gonna be sky and land pirates. No What a smooth landing Well, they didn't want to be boring and just have a queue They nailed it It's like last week Bucking them I'm telling Orlando bloom cannot get away from his pirate chips He's just such a bad actor There's nothing convincing about any of his performance I'm not saying this bad. I'm just saying it is I like like the subplot is just the fashion wars of the royalty. Yes Yeah, and the more twill on that mustache the better Keeps me one step closer to heaven A couple steps Like such a pond Oh Of that. That's a that's a power solution right there I love the Cardinals armor as well. Yeah, I was about to say I was looking at the You know the etchings stuff on it. It's pretty great. Like all the costumes in this movie. Holy shit Even the leprechaun Here with a leprechaun. I would I like to believe that along the blue money signed up for this if you could keep the costumes Oh, dude, I love the idea that actors always steal stuff from the sex. Just like I want to keep it. Okay As I recall last I saw you on your knees as well Most unfortunate habits Dude, shut up Dude, bro But not like that He's very breathy, isn't he? He's like just trying to make up of all the emotion that was sapped out of kingdom of heaven and it's just Letting it out a peace treaty would be of immense strategic advantage your hours I hope that was that was weirdly done When new war machines will redress the bombs No Or sir, what are people just shoot them? I want to close up on one of those tabards. Oh, they're not wearing the tabards But they have like the extra fake sleeves. Okay. I do remember this park because it's crazy shit prepare I'm gonna think credible acting. I know she's acting Oh, she is Alice Why'd you come back and forth to the the guards marching? Oh, there we are She can't even hold the gun. Yeah, she's wobbling the gun Yeah, because the rest of the fight was cool. It's heavy. Okay. Yeah, our hands fully shaking. They're trying to hold it. Oh my god Hello I'm so curious Hold up this episode. He is shameless with her Look, this is mine before you kill each one of the guards. You kiss them Why just do it Because you're a femme fatale D'Artagnan's kind of a shit actor, isn't he? Oh, well, this this guy was like, I think at one point like oh, he can be action man Heroic protagonist boy, right, but then he disappeared as well. Like I said, I think he was in this angel Percy Jackson Um, isn't it clear? I don't my eyes are confused. Yeah Oh, she's based That's how that works Just that easy You think you'd need like a stretchy string. Yeah, but that's because you're not thinking in Dungeons and Dragons. Think right? Okay, what did she roll? Oh an easy 23, you know, don't worry about it. Straight down. Yeah, she's she's she's The DM's the husband and so she gets special Oh, look at these guys What on the left looks so exhausted He's like, oh, this is like a seven Keep going Daniel. The further we go the lighter the load Share the load Also, notice he's wearing blue again He's gone from blue to green back to blue again based on who he talks to That's the problem. He's not sure Sir, can we keep moving please? Surely they could put it down when they're not moving No Have you looked at a face in a movie and thought oh you want him to be Perfect, don't you wanted to be like a yeah, I'm getting that from this guy A picture of like what it means to be a hero to look like one, but the king is a way better actor Who's playing a character that I kind of like I'm actually really quite enjoying the king at this point. Yeah For himself That's how you need to haircut Yes, he does. That's how he needs a character cut after all he does have your match That's true, too Yes It's good to have friends Oh, would you like to be close friends with me? You excuse me just one moment Would you like to wear blue with me? Oh, if I could we could figure the role again I need friends but not these fucking clubs around me. Look at this table How are you? How are we what? Oh, well I'm wearing blue What? Jobbing Yes, you're looking very lovely. I've only just remarked to d'Artagnan. How beautiful you are I like the idea that d'Artagnan tells him like to be confident in all that stuff I was so proud of his character Is wait, I'm gonna say it. Is d'Artagnan a Mary Sue? Oh, fuck I can't think of anything to go against Yeah That's what well he got shot. He's had some kind of training though, so that helps a little bit You know for a fact you wanted to make it in the scene and they were like we can't that's a good guy We just too much We can't there's just and not even I could stretch this one. She would have been up for it though. I think Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she's yeah We're in the resneal movies She was getting naked like in every one of them for no reason. It just keeps happening. It's like all right then Uh Excuse me What was it laser beams? No, it would be like a wire Oh, she's gonna do like um like a mission impossible type thing Dude, this is so resident evil as well. Yeah, it really is What if a servant having to walk through here? Well, they have to go through the unlocked doors. They've been told about it right behind the door Like don't go. Don't go down the monofilament room. You'll go back to London And the diamonds put them in his personal vault. Oh, you and I we're so evil together You She wearing a whole different dress I am the Senate Pull it pull it like the other guy did Oh Green isn't your color I know who you are I know what you are. I know who you're married to For a trail that destroy you the moment I suspect I'm impressed. She got through to raise a one against me. She's lifting the metal. Yes My watch is suffice. I'm afraid I'll need something a bit more The bearer of this has done what has been done Notice he didn't put a name. He said the bearer. So that's going to be used later to get someone out of a Tizzy your magic. Wow. He's wearing red now purple or purple I'm gonna look at that neck Here cheese try this for size. I feel like the Orlando Bloom's costume is a better actor I will convey your diplomatic proposal to king james immediately. I like this alternate universe Yeah, this this movie is absolutely like all history I mean we were joking about it before but this really does give me those wild west vibes Well, well west has the giant spider in it, right? Like it's kind of like that Oh my goodness gracious they've cancelled days gone too The proof of our consummated love Just wrote it in the eye in the letter. Yes, I'm afraid it does These diamonds prove we fucked all your majesty has to do is throw a ball He wants to have a celebration ball five days from now. Send my diamonds to the jewelers to be polished Man, they've done nothing. He's gonna get an unjust death. He was proud of this shot. Matt Mickelson. Why are you even in the movie? Someone needs to be wearing a nice No, someone took the head. It's a good thing. I didn't walk forward. Oh, look see he fights Sure, that'll be relevant later. Yeah Sorry, it's not the card At least I've tried to set it up, you know, I've given us it's it's the classic form of setup and pay it off Where it's just like, yeah, he could do it so he could do it like yay something I ask cardinals famous for their sword fighting. Hey, this guy's a chad cardinal. Okay. Chattano But goodbye, I enjoy our talks Someone catch that I guess you could call that a cry your majesty was it wise to just walk in there and let him know that You knew and then leave I can't help but feel that this was quite a how do you say royal blunder? Tree of the diamonds, which the queen suspects might be In bug games possession, which will naturally fall Wow, this plot is efficient We are more than halfway through. Yeah, there's so many characters. I know this really gives me some van Helsing vibes, too It's a classic. I don't know if this can really Yeah, I don't think not I don't think so, but it's just it's the same feeling It's got the same she told me van helsing was directed by paul dbs anderson. Oh, yeah, yeah Why in the world when I do that? England it is She's like I will give you sex if you do what I ask. I'm like, all right I have not gotten nearly as much three musketeers as I'd like. No. Yeah. No, Billy I The queen would be quite generous Yeah, they're kind of just like standing around waiting for him to tell them what to do. There's too much Yeah, there's just too much to do I feel like we've seen more of the cardinal than all the musketeers put together Definitely have yeah The idea that it's like will you guys help me in my mission and it's like I don't even I don't even know What they'll say because I barely know them Yeah Just a simple object in this movie that isn't covered in decorations Like everything is elaborate Look meat No, that is the decoration for the room It's the decoration for this drink. It's held apart Oh, look how I patches found our hiding spot Many again Why would they think that'll make a difference? But that's not honorable, please draw your sword attack somebody please I hear your so this is an apartment complex. You can't just see it Look, he looks fantastic as a bad guy. And that's the only reason they hired him Where were they holding those torches? Look the fat guy threw his piss at him. Okay Oh, they cleverly rode out with horses I couldn't stop those horses at all Good thing that worked out question. Probably some of the fucking has the running somewhere with them. They're straight bullets Yeah, I just love how you think they'll do something really clever there Like there'll be some hidden escape door or something. No, they just run straight into They didn't expect it that's why it works Well, they all pissed in that chamber pot, didn't they and then James Corden fucking threw it out there Yeah, the smell of it just distracted everyone Alert me lady watch the ports. No one is to leave for England without my official permission post a bounty on their heads The bigger the better That's true fascism kind of a flu. No, no, no, that's not scary No Why are you even here? Yeah, why are you fucking here every moment that you're in this is less musketeers? He's getting almost as much screen time as the three musketeers She's the fucking queen is getting more screen time than the three musketeers are I've been lied to about the title of this movie. Where is the four-hour cut that has all the musketeer shit in it I want the anderson cut. Yeah Oh, I don't care about these two stop it Oh, we had we needed to get that shot of James Corden going when they kissed I just love the musketeers in the background in their own film Is she gonna have um, is she gonna have a girl off with Mila Jovovich? Oh, what were they doing this whole time while they were watching your dress? They recognized that just by the hat. They knew you the hat he was wearing. It's the evil hat It's also something that they messed up. Okay. I know you should go send the bill to them, haven't they? I'll fall over fall over Oh Wait, how'd they leave? I thought there was a lockdown How'd they leave it? They go to the gods The gods would stop them. Yeah. Oh, those there. Those were all the guards. That was that was that was perfectly written rags pay the fuck attention I guess I still assume there'd be more than three birds for the whole harbor Tipped anyone with some bread and cheese if you you hadn't finished the briefing. Actually, I'm it's not funny Please don't tell me don't talk. Yeah, I'm here to you know, approve boats Yeah, you think there'd be like some ship set up at the harbor entrance or something and they'd be saying no, you're not allowed to leave That's cool. That's not a bad rendition of the terrible It's so video gamey though. Look at it. It's very very 3d Yay bloom We have the helmet on that the helmet on that suit of armor is so derpy It looks like it's smiling like a huge Oh my goodness I love it a wallet a weapon for a not a wall full of weapons just to lock another wall of weapons That hides my secret wall of weapons. I call what you nearly said they're a weapon full of walls. I would I would like There are four of us Go away kill yourself Why didn't you kill him in the first place? Probably couldn't They immune Well, how many fucking thousands of men are they gonna have to send? Well, remember they gave him sleep juice They could have stabbed him right there. I don't know my son rather Yeah Go date with them and everything but they know they didn't Smile I think your options guys come on So lando bloom even realized he's in a movie. I don't know Maybe he has like one of those diseases where he can't differentiate between reality and fiction And so he just he just became an actor This is just pantomime. This is a pantomime villain. Yes I still know fuck's given it still feels weird that your husband is filming that, you know He looks like an elf as impersonator I'm starting to think they hide that guy for his voice You wanted to be a musketeer You want to set france, but then they have him through the uh open the narration. Yeah, that too It does seem really bored. He does seem a bit bored. Yeah The writing gonna protect us. It's not that good. They steal those wagons from just regular farmers I'm offended. Oh my god I got stuck You'll be fine Oh my god Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm your partner. I've been here the whole time. Is he still there? Where is he? Oh Like timothy, you're shorter. Anyone see that? Amazing. What was the point of any of that? Just show that oh What? Well, he's predictable. The damn knew you were coming me. All right. What's your favorite kind? The head red I wanted to see if you were capable of telling the truth How would you know if you're telling the truth on that one? Yeah, I guess he knows because of some clever little ploy Do you just spin that around? Yeah Nice he's like Alice did they have butterflies back then? I don't think so Obviously you can see it right there I'm sure You're right. You're right. This movie should inform me exactly what they have What are we doing? Oh Oh my god, look at this Oh my god Just toss grenades in what the fuck and now you know why I supported England in the wall without even knowing what was happening I knew the That job was so far Like a super human. Oh, yeah, he died. Oh Damn it Oh, I hate this protagonist. You guys remember they basically say like you'll be um the one that goes in We're gonna be the distraction in their plan scene and then at the end of this city was like you see I was the distraction. It's like what but why would they've said that what they're planning? Like no one's shooting at them or no Oh, look he has a sort of He's finding people who aren't there There's so many antagonists Are they all just gonna have like a face of like four musketeers for I think they set this up to possibly do a sequel Because the camel stays alive There's one thing I want Really risky Are they are they going to it right now? They're gonna pick up the garage Of the plan I like how this is like the illusory concept of a clever plan Oh, this feels classic to me like like 2000s type movies where they just reveal something We had no reason to believe this was possible, but it's just like this is the truth So what would happen if she jumped out right now she got right out Yeah Christ I would have gotten away with it too There's a loud soundtrack. Yeah, I have to do right down I love the way that the airship fulfills all the functions of the dragon in a science fiction movie Everything has secret doors Plot twist they want her to murder james gordon Is that a lie? It's coming up into the body of the ship like star wars That means a lot Don't don't Oh, thank fuck Shut up Don't click Oh my god, it worked. Yeah, this dude just planned for absolutely You removed the gunpowder from all of her guns to their secret compartment She left He knew what we're how did that fall it dropped through the little hole. Oh, did they not close that up? Yeah, there's a problem close that up. Honestly, they're literally suspended in like she would have killed him straight up She would just straight up killed him murderized him right there. Mm-hmm. She took out 10 guards like on her own She could probably fuck these guys up I don't know. These are the four musketeers and james gordon. Well, everybody's superpowered. So who knows what's gonna happen Yeah, I have no idea what will happen. It's plot dependent at this point. Yeah Yeah I didn't let rush for a kill you true Yeah, she screwed up everything Did you kill buckingham? No But you will kill me. Yes, you literally tried to murder me. You gotta try to I told you not to click the gun. You'd love to Yeah She's getting her boobs Wow, that seal managed to yeah burning Oh, they're gonna make it walk the plank Do it Oh, that's gonna be awesome. Yeah, you try to kill him We really don't like you like yeah, you're a bad person No, but that is in the way You can't do it though Is she gonna have a glider? Is that ridiculous? Oh, no, there were clouds. I didn't see her head. She just see her dress turns into a Well, honestly, she's style airplanes. If I was talking to WSL, I'd be like you should probably kill her here We've got no time to kill everyone else. She did it for me Oh, this film is desperately attempting to gloss some emotion out of us and it's I don't know just like you did force it to jump from it with a gun to her head. I'm not sure that was on her own terms She's like, I shall do this for you I mean, I feel like that scene would have been a hell of a lot more beautiful if she hadn't tried to kill him. Yeah We have so much fun, don't we? And we're doing women living Oh, no See see how he's wearing purple. I love this. That's fashion sense, man Well, it's because uh buckingham said that purple was the you know Yeah, we saw the film two rags. I don't know. I gotta make sure anyone knows He's the only person who seems like he's not a villain He's he's like a normal manipulatable guy because he's just didn't he's just trying to live his life. He seems all right And he wants to earn the affection of his wife Well, it's very important to me that you do Then I should wear them She probably should wear them Well, you just tell her to because you're the fucking king, can't you? He's um, he just reads in most of the scenes directly. He's not reading anything. He just wants people to leave him alone He just pretends to Oh no, good thing. The wind's blowing in the right direction Oh, please kick him off. He's a fat guy doing gross things I get it Oh, shit time for an air war Oh, shit. Because there are a lot of these around on that. Yeah, because we're a slow target in the area. Yeah, that's I really don't Dude, we do it. We do it in death pill. This is like well, this is like black pill we're doing right now fast Yes Oh Yeah, but they they set it up the french king said I want one of those build me one. Yeah, look, it's really big All of the aerodynamics of it and everything they just threw it together in a couple of days Scorpions look at the scorpions Now that that's top notch right there. Oh, he's an air pirate Mine's bigger than yours What Why is james gordon gordon here? I know, but I just love the idea of being a farmer down in the fields of the deep and just Oh, that's a good point I mean if you just shoot some out of the sky it achieves his goal Anyway, the diamond is not being returned to the queen When when what would you do if you were my position? Why did he give me the old tomato? I made a lot of sacrifices a lot of hard choices for honor for king the country You want to know what I've learned boy hard choices and sacrifices do not keep you warm at night Life's too damn short too damn long to go through without someone on your side. Don't end up lying to me Choose the woman fight for love Gay The only good advice on this is the fashion advice Once I know she's safe I give them to you fine No, you had all the leverage You fool What would you give us what we want? We'll give you what it's like. No, just give us what we want You will kill me. We have the guns and you can't shoot us. Um So what was the point of that leverage? He's a knife to cut a loose fucking sword In a world with only two airships each airship has a plank to connect to other airship This will be a this will be a great sword fighting place though. Yeah They built this with like, you know future capability in mind is great Good look guys, it's higher than it looks the mini boss earlier in the movie Right the mini boss next to him with the eyepatch and then we got the mini boss that is uh Uh bilajovish possibly dead. We don't know mini boss that is a lot of bloom and the car Maybe she'll float down onto this now He gave her the diamonds Yeah, well, she was gonna do that. Why bring them at all? I don't know. I don't know. Can you just throw in the diamonds? He didn't have to come in himself Literally built a door in the side of our airship It's not pirate scarpia music, okay Okay, this is like pull the worst out of it. Like pirate scarpia was really cool. I want to do it bouncing right off No, oh, it's shit. Y'all are dead What if you oh, yeah You are fat phobic, what if they went a bit up and then blew all the cannons into their balloon and then wouldn't that just Wouldn't that be better? Yeah, just deflate it literally one pistol shot into the balloon. Wouldn't that like fuck them up? Well, you really want to set it on fire You gotta shoot balloons with a lot of bullets and often they were like incendiary rounds and stuff Ships at that same they had hot shot Quick into the storm that appeared cannonballs, but they could just destroy rigging. Wait, right. Yeah, there's a storm That's what cannonballs look like guys Dude, this is a monster storm. What the fuck if you if you took a screenshot here and told me this was a three musketeers Oh Nothing says leadership like just arbitrarily shooting one of your own men We know he's evil also the other stuff he did that too he threw away the pistol You know that the guy took it from eventually found it picked back up reloaded. It was like This is really annoying for you. Yeah, I guess he just takes it off me and uses it with everyone throws it away This is the life of an underling Sir, are we the baddies? Why'd you put a creepy skeleton on the front? It's like it's not creepy We were gonna put a unicorn or a mermaid maybe but we got overruled by we ended up going with scorpions Why are they keeping Dirtagnan alive? Yeah, why are they listening for a little punk? You know this wrath of con remake is really weird. Yeah. No the necklace. No Simple as that. He's they didn't even fucking cuff him or anything Will our protagonist be able to defeat everyone in this room the answer is yes Wow spoilers You got so many fights with this one guy and some other lucky tears How did he throw a tutor for the other guy? Oh, they're all just they're all just knocked out Come on Mads kill him. Oh, they're knocked out all of them. You believe them Rip and gush kill him. Does he look like a reeder? Kill him Oh, they managed to surprise attack them Oh Yep Wait, surely they would have felt this like the ship would be You know No, no, no, this is still they forgot this. Oh, yeah. Oh god. No Why how are we invented? Oh, finally he goes to Another airship's gonna hit the best deal, but we're not gonna really talk about it We only have like 15 minutes left. Somebody things have to happen Okay, I'm so fired. Oh my god. Oh, no guys. You can't do this Isn't it on fire like I don't get it. No, not anymore. It's fine. It's it went off. Oh, okay. Oh guys, that one. That's not a good idea This is such a classy That's like Oh, wow. Oh, look at that We needed that spin Oh, he's on the floor somewhere after firing his gun. No, are they like guys rule about the fucking crash Oh What there's a prostate exam for you. Uh-huh This symbolism here imagine being a peasant watching all this You do exactly like you did in the beginning you just carry on selling your fruit be like no my business All and all things are pretty good. I'm not getting involved. I only have to go to Notre Dame once a week Anyway, not gonna worry about it. Those rich people with their little antics. Some people just watching. Yeah Also, he fell right next to the necklace. Wow Finally we can have our boss fight. Oh, perfect Levy is like, what the fuck Obvious. I I want man's to win. I wanted to win too. I don't like this The protagonist is never wrong. He doesn't learn anything. Hey, we didn't get a swing sound when you took And he has it Kill him Fuck him up I'll bet you should have gone to the killing just like his leg Oh, oh, look at that thing. The thing is father taught him, I guess The whole pull the dagger out Yeah, all the villains do. Nice cut him like four times now. It's gonna hit, but they're all flesh wounds Ow A bold move. Hey, you can't make me bleed my Pull off the eye patch and reveal his reptile body Oh That is excellent I win. Yeah, all right. Yeah, go back to doing evil stuff He's like people down there watching The little boy be careful. Oh, he get down. Oh, he wants to he wants to fight him Oh, no, don't do a mistake and just die by luck How'd you miss? He's not gonna win and I'm sad already He deserves the ruin. He used better tactics. He got more hits on him at a prep Yeah, he's hitting him like six seven times. Well, it takes is one good There's clearly a superior swordsman in this fight. Um Oh, I like the grabbing blade, you know Well, if he just doesn't if you just pushed and pulled like or anything his hands are fucked They even just did a sore motion. He'd be like, uh-huh Oh, it's gonna solve him. No, no, no Wow, it's taking a while to fall back down Oh Attack it's only in your tummy attack All right paycheck Hero of the story no Well, uh, we still got bloom left you just say mass Never pulls out Plus the catering still okay, they were pierced on top of a building. How did they get it off? The worst part about all of this is I know that james cordon is still alive. There he is. Oh, there he is Stuff. Yeah, I hope he chokes on those creeps The king didn't know that we were building ours He's captain your guards, isn't it? His eminence was the one who uncovered the traitor By my order for the good of the state that the bearer of this has done what has been done That's your signature formative. It's done. They've done what has been done. He did what he did Find me. Oh, okay And she has the jewels This guy wins at the end of the day. Everything works out for the king. Yeah, the only sympathetic character in the whole thing Are they gonna bait the cardinal as like the villain of the next of the sequel presumably Yep, what happened to blurb? He's some bucking him. I guess he's just shaking his fists going. Oh those musketeers. I want to see him with an army of ships He couldn't pick out his costume That crashed through the floor And they don't know which way it is up I love that they thought that this was going to be some kind of like epic franchise Well, probably you're implying that it's not yeah, they were like look at me in the resident evil think what he could do with the musketeers I would have been on board of it I could use me. You're evil I'm a drunk. I'm independently wealthy I'm a drunk The day will come when you wish you had said yes, maybe not today Yeah, okay, you have to get the last word don't you? That's why I said yeah, that's why I said the day will come when You're not with a bright one He comes across. He wouldn't kept talking as long as the other person did he would have been like yeah. Yeah, okay fine Yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah I'm gonna have a beautiful woman. Oh my god, it's insufferable Yeah, I hate him In my head cannon since since I never really saw mask mickelson hit the ground or like die or anything He's still alive plotting his revenge. Oh, yeah, we need the uh the after-credits scene We it pans across the floor. There's blood. There's the sword that's come out and then there's him and he's like I will destroy you Like airy and me or job of us just lands beside him with her parachute. Oh, yeah, I guess are they trying to say she did die I don't know. We well. We're not at the end yet. We still have like And she would have come back in this sequel Oh my god, they really thought this would be a franchise. That's a very short-bladed part of him Oh, yeah, remember guys this movie's sort of about us. Yeah He's like look i'm here too I forgot about the bigger butt you guys. Oh, no, shut the fuck up At least the film is like yeah, he's supposed to be the annoying character, but it makes me wonder why have him at all then No, you should be like if the film knows to say that he's the annoying one then like why have him What are you hoping people just be like, oh that james cool and such a charming, you know Here we go character. It's our lino bloom He's saved Yeah, he's got his own flying ship, isn't he? So he was there when she jumped off I guess so Seriously, the sequel could be like about the battles of the airships What she survived that for To war oh, he does have an army of them Oh The boats are a bit redundant when you've got ships like that I will honestly say like I would have actually been like so it's like the sequels coming. I'd be like, you know what good Yeah I enjoyed every moment of this movie At no point was I bored and that too. I was If I had to choose between this or kingdom of heaven I know I would watch this twice instead Easily and you could probably watch it twice and finish it before kingdom of heaven. Yeah You know pull the verse out. He's a legendary filmmaker Yes, no one is quite like this man. He just he's achieving a lot. That's what I Never drops the ball Like his his plots are just airtight Throughout and that's why I didn't expect about him That's what's with the music. I don't know I feel like something that has just happened to me like I've just been on the night out and I've slipped some Drugs in a drink or something and like something is a really weird night and then I got home I was like, right was I happy with all of that? Like did I kiss him all of it? Yeah, it's like if I went out today would I do that again I just got this vague sense that something really wrong has happened This is the mysterious world of film review. What you like. So I would recommend this It's gonna watch it with the right set of people and maybe some alcohol. The right the right mindset. Yeah They really wanted to focus on the shitty Young musketeer guy. Oh, he was horrible. Yeah, he was a letdown It's kind of a weird thing with his movies where the protagonist Just has no real personality and his shit. Yeah, there's someone you don't care about in the slightest Like it was the same with Alice. I don't know if it's some weird intentional thing where it's like I'm just going to make them an absolute blank slate And so you could just in a way all the supporting characters have gimmicks and then they like just by virtue of that They're more interesting Like oh, that's the one that does the thing. That's the one that is this You got you got the he's the strong wall musketeer. He's got the big stick You got the the religious scene one who's not religious but also womanizes and then you got the planning You know a serious one Yeah, which already feels like more than protagonist man who is just He's just an insufferable cunt because at the beginning after our protagonist um Pisses off the three musketeers Because he's so Cauture and self, you know, he really thinks he's just you know hot shit You were expecting as is typical That he gets his ass beat and he has to learn some humility and he has to Yeah, like take a role as a character Like yeah, like some journey that a hero might take. I don't know. Yeah, but he never does He just he's just great All through the movie and he's so amazing Yeah, because it's funny you say that as well because like his best interaction with the other musketeers is literally the introductions Yeah, where he fumbles around with them and you're like, huh? He's gonna get he's gonna get showed up because this is the three musketeers and then it's like no He just kills everyone really No, he's actually really really good and the three musketeers like him now He's at the end. He's one of them. He definitely fits the stereotype for very so for sure Yeah, I would have removed The protagonist. Yeah instead had the three musketeers be the protagonist But like they're kind of washed up And something happened before the film and they don't really like each other that much But the plot of the film requires that they work together and so they have to get over their differences in their own ways I was thinking to summarize all of the components of this film. Well, you could call it stuff The moves get oh, yeah, stuff is a really good. Yeah, there was a lot of stuff. There was so many things So drink it when you're making a video for this film That's true. We all get to work on it since we're finished here. This is a drinker recommends for sure I like the I like the king a lot. I really like the king Yes, he's always You know trends with the colors. I like how they kept that you know going through the movie I love the fact that he's nice to people He seems like a really nice guy. Yeah Yeah, I do like that fact that you know He starts off and he's just this vapids, you know monarch who's like completely disinterested in everything except himself And you just assume he's going to be a complete asshole But then you get to see the little insights him He really cares about his wife and he he wants to make a good impression and he's kind of insecure and that's what he has to Overcome He has a weakness to overcome. Yeah I I actually really enjoyed all that. I believe in this. It's just I think you He chewed up the scenery either underact or I overact so I'm gonna go balls to the wall in this one This is the thing I feel like we need that next movie I need to see Orlando Bloom be the the main villain right and get defeated I need to see the cardinal get his comeuppance I need to see the musketeers kill the protagonist that needs to actually a sequel being made No, no, this didn't do well enough. I think This was one of those films where they were like, oh, well people didn't adore this like I have to give it props as well just just for the sheer extravagance of everything like the the visual Blender laid out before you That's one of the things that grabbed me when I watched it first So somehow this had a budget of 75 million. What I would have thought it'd be way all of that I know I have I have no idea how it's that low for what we see Because holy crap the CGI hair ships. Yeah Yeah, but yeah, but it's not but all the extravagant costumes Locations not to mention the fucking actors that they used Yeah, the actors that they got They probably did that for free me. They looked a lot. Well, when you're working with Paul WS Anderson, you're like, you know what, mate? This is art. So I This is a passion project sacrifices must be made So, yeah, that's the three musketeers Wonderful more like four of them, you know, no, we don't talk about he was never No, he never earned it. Yeah. Yep They never fired a musket. What's up with that? Oh, well, thank you all for watching And uh, I guess we'll see you for whatever the next one may be Okay, bye Goodbye now Would you bring me