 Good morning Hank, it's actually a secret union video nobody would have guessed. I don't think anyone was gonna fuse. Our soap keeps selling out as soon as we make it. It's very good. It's game change. I've leveled up my soap game so much that all the things I was doing to the bath to try to make my skin feel better turn out to be unnecessary. There's Willow who taught me how to pack socks today. Do you know how long it's been since we asked someone to like or subscribe? The weird thing is we used to. We do all the time. It's not that I'm above it. I completely forgot. I literally forgot to do it for the last seven years. We've been between three and four million subscribers for about 12 years. So this time I've decided to actually get some real questions from your Nerdfighters, John. This person asks have I ever considered being a comedian? I feel like you should if you haven't. Hank has considered being a comedian. I've considered every one of the jobs that you shouldn't try. I just desperately want to do everything once. I'll tell you what I've seen Hank bomb before. Not in comedy, but in music, but really bomb. It was comedy music, but not that anyone was listening. Nobody found it funny because nobody heard anything you said. I think you would be a good comedian, but I think it would take you like 15 years to get really good. It takes 15 years for everybody to get really good. Yeah, all these young comedians who are popular now started when they were like 12. Yeah, like Bo Burnham, like of course he's funny when he's 30. He started when he was six. Oh, he's very good. But unfortunately also so tall and handsome. But also intensely troubled, which I dodged. You got to have that too. They are, thank you. I don't know that you totally dodged intensely troubled. I think that it might be a kind of, it might be a sort of late set, intensely troubled, you know. Like some people, some people get it at two like I did and some people get it at 43. You were historically less troubled than really anyone I, I wouldn't say anyone I know, but anyone I really adore. Yeah. But you've been a little more troubled of me. Yeah. I don't totally know what's going on. Have you heard the phrase bon vivant? Sure, of course, an enjoyer of life. I recently was exposed to that phrase for the first time. You'd never heard the phrase bon vivant? Oh, maybe I'd heard it, but I didn't know what it was. And you realized that you are yourself a bon vivant? Aspiring. Oh, okay. That's what you want to do when you grow up. I would like to have all of the parts of worry that are good. Yeah. Without the worry. I need to have worried. Yes. But I don't want to be worried. Let's ask you a lot of verb tenses, buddy. I'm not sure. I'm not sure that they line up that way. Tell me one thing about bon vivant, though. Yeah. Or is it a bad word? I would have said no. In France, is it bad? I don't think so, maybe. But I usually associate it with somebody who, like, loves gluttony and eating and drinking. Like, that's so not you. But I think we should think of it as just a good life or somebody who's trying to have a good life in every possible way. I like that definition a lot. I actually want to know what my current favorite hyper fixation is. I have one. What is it? I can't tell you. It's a secret because I'm going to turn it into a project. Do I know it? Yeah. I send them to you regularly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a favorite musical? And if so, what is it? Of all time? Shrek II. Well, okay. I mean, if that's going to be how we're going to define musicals, I guess for me it's penguins of Madagascar. What do you put in first? Cereal or milk and wine? You can't ask John this question because he's going to talk to you about water and cereal. Yeah, you put the cereal in and then you go over to the refrigerator and you push the water button and the water comes out. Cold of the cold water. That's great for you. You get the corn flakes. On your vivante. I'm boning my vivante. On three, Hank, what's your favorite baseball team? One, two, three, the Missoula paddle heads. We went to a Missoula paddle heads game yesterday. It was wildly enjoyable. It was. They won. The pitcher did a great job and he had an era. He had six strikeouts in the first two innings. We thought that we might be in for a historic performance where he struck out every batter he faced, but then when he did it, I did kind of lose interest in the game. I was like, wow. It was very interesting when he kept getting strikeouts. He struck out the first six guys and they were all like, What is it like watching your brother have to go to meetings for all the companies you run? It's a little bit of both. A little bit of like, ha ha ha. Have a good time with the meetings. It's a little bit like, oh god. I've come to appreciate the meetings I really have. I thought the question would surely be what's it like watching your brother have to go through something even worse than meetings. Sometimes he does such a good job, not just with the internet, but with us too. With like being like, oh, it's not that bad, but it really is that bad. The wild thing is that it's kind of, like I would describe it exactly how people described it to me in terms of like what Kimo feels like. Right. But that doesn't mean that I knew what I was going to feel like. It is. It's super stressful. In addition to being scary and sad and frustrating and unpleasant. And we are not going to add a butt to that sentence. But if we did add a butt, it would be this butt. The butt of a corgi. To the fine, thank you to the UBS team. They do a great work. They copped the problems. They came and went so fast. So very impressed. Okay, can we tell that story real quick? Okay yeah, tell the story. I went to In-N-Out Burger the other day and a very nice young man was like, are you who I think you are? And I said yes. And he said, man, I just want you to know that my family and I are praying for you and I really hope you pull through. I didn't know what to say because I wanted to take that. I wanted to honor that person's well wishes. I said thank you. And I retold this story to Hank and the first thing he said was, stolen valor. It was mine. Alright John, I'll see you next week.