 Taysom Hill is our quarterback and he's our quarterback for a reason. And that reason is not because we want a high draft pick next year. Bobby Jones from the Times pick of you. How do you feel knowing that the people of New Orleans are probably going to feed you to the Gators? Obviously, we're going to have some growing pains here. I wasn't left with a whole lot to work with after old Sean Payton chose to retire after Drew Brees left, but now I'm here now and we're going to be a damn good football team. OK, we just signed Joe Flacco. Sleepy Joe Flacco. Taysom Hill will still be the starter, but if it gets bad, I'm putting Flacco in. Joe Flacco is in here at quarterback and Taysom Hill. I'm going to be real honest with you. If you don't perform at the level in which I expect you to perform, then Joe Flacco was coming in at quarterback. I'm going to challenge this team right here. I want to challenge this team right here and I want to tell y'all, listen, you got to go out there and you got to fight for your quarterback. Now, at the end of the day, the best man's going to win. The best man's going to get the job, but you got to give old Taysom Hill every opportunity to succeed as well. And I hope y'all understand that. So, Hill, go ahead and break them out. Let's go out there and we got to win the damn ball game. Coach, why are we in the locker room? We just kicked off. Wait, what the hell? Where is everybody? What the good Lord? OK, here we go. Tomorrow, Davis. Tomorrow, Davis. Tomorrow, Davis. Woo. Nice. Good stop. Good stop, D. OK. I pressed it to the right, so he had the outside shoulder. Come on, dude. He literally threw it to him. Ooh, nice hit. 4-1. Let's go, dude. They're going for it. Dude, I'm telling you, frickin' Taysom Hill is going to take over the league right now. Ready? Dude, go up for the football. Do I give him one more drive? I don't know, dude. Oh, catch it, 26. 26, what are you doing? Catch that. Let's go, Taysom Hill. Oh, my. Taysom Hill is pissed, dude. Taysom Hill is pissed. Dude, Taysom Hill is so inaccurate, man. How did that come from Taysom Hill? That whole drive was amazing. No. No way. Oh, my gosh, the rain, dude. It's raining. I got so lucky, man. Dude, Taysom Hill, I challenged him. I said, Taysom Hill, if you have one more bad drive, then you're going out. And then all of a sudden, Taysom turned it on, dude. I don't know why. You shouldn't need that kind of motivation. Oh, my gosh, something's getting there. Nice. No way, in one handed. Flacco gets your ass out there. So here's the rules chat with Joe Flacco at quarterback. I can only call coach suggestion plays. He had him. Oh, Flacco, you had him. It showed the wrong play. I didn't know what the play was. They have momentum and it's screwing up my defense. That's what I thought that was a seam. I thought he was running a seam and he was running it out. See, look at how messed up the play calls are. You see that? It's because of the momentum. Like, it doesn't actually tell you what play you're running. OK. OK. No way, dude. No, you just make a mess, man. Come here, dude. Oh, come on. I'm not done with your ass. OK. I'm damn near done with you. So here's what we're going to do. Flacco, you're going into the rest of the game. You're going into the rest of the game. Sorry about the play in the second. I suddenly had a vision of Superman and Tony, the tiger, telling me I could fly so I tried to take off. It didn't work. Please don't spank me again. I will go to the media like he'll did after you did him. It's going to be OK. We're going to come out this game. We're going to come out this game winners. But it's not going to be easy. I lost my cowboy sippy cup. Can I get a new Saints sippy cup after the game? What? My mom said if I get enough good boy points this game, you will get us all pizza rolls and ice cream. We are playing NFL football. OK. Why are you talking about damn sippy cups for other teams? When you know, you know damn well that every single person on this football team gets a sippy cup. OK. We're going to go out there. We are going to pass the football. We're going to run the football better than any team in the damn national football league. OK. Better than any team in the national football league. Flacco, I know you don't know this playbook real well. We gave you the short list. OK. We gave you the short script on the plays that you could that we needed you to learn this week. And yeah, we are going out there a little bit short-handed. OK. Offensively, you have to help your quarterback. Flacco, this is your team now. You prove it in the second half, and this will be your team, actually. Flacco, break them out. Let's go ahead and win this damn game. Screen, screen, screen. Oh, yes. Nice, zone fake jet. So we're going to do play out. See, it shows the wrong play because that momentum meter at the top of the screen. Leg has them all screwed up, I think. Dude, Michael Thomas is so lazy. Go block somebody. I actually pressed X. I actually handed the football off there. Thank you, Raph. Absolutely. Nice hit. Good job, defense. Good job. OK, we're going stretch left. Run to the left. Run to the left. Ready? Dude, Alvin Kamara is killing it, dude. Oh, we're starting to pick the momentum back, chat. The momentum is shifting. The momentum is shifting. Oh, no. He dropped it. OK, it's OK. We've got a tie game, chat. We have a tie game. It's raining, eight miles an hour, adjust. Wait, what's this? Wait, Taysum Hill's taking the game into his own hands? Coach, I did. OK, Taysum Hill, you freaking getting fired after this game. You freaking idiot. Wait, it's no. Dude, it's so hard when you can't see what play you're running, man. For somebody like me who audibles so much, it's so hard. Oh, what is this? What was that throw? His route is here and he throws the ball here. What was that? That was nowhere close. You should ask Taysum Hill. Then quarterback and then national football. Hey, coach, why does your sippy cup smell like the grown-up juice my dad used to drink before he went out to get cigarettes all those years ago? Why is my mom texting you about her end zone? What does that mean? Eric here with the Leafy Times. A lot of fans are very upset. They were expecting to see Shane Falco as the replacement for Hill, not Joe Flacco, and attribute the loss to you using the wrong quarterback. Are you planning on signing Shane Falco or to just continue losing? Well, listen up, y'all. Appreciate y'all joining me today. Bobby Jones from the Times pick a unit again. The Gators are getting pretty hungry. If I were you, I'd take the back exit tonight. This was not an easy football game for us. It was not. I do think we have potential with Joe Flacco over at quarterback. Coach, after that game, some are calling for your resignation. What do you say to that? I literally just got hired three weeks ago. So I don't think that would be a very fair thing to do. I think that we have an opportunity to win some games with Joe Flacco, OK? He went out there. It was a rough environment, and he did not know the playbook. We're going to have to go on with the next game. I have barbecue sauce on my fingers from my chicken tendies. Respect the damn game, son. We're going to change some things in our game planning next week, and I do believe that our full-time starter for this next game is going to be Joe Flacco. Is this all you got? We're giving the best chance that we have. Maybe time to let someone in with fresh ideas. No, that's not what we're going to be doing, OK? Because these ideas ain't gotten even rolling yet. Coach, there are some reports that last night you were found in the back of the Wendy's going through the dumpster. That's not true. It was a Chipotle. Thank y'all for joining me. No more questions. I'll see y'all next week. Outbreak.