 Yeah, we're gonna put a husband Hello How do I sound my sound okay? What are you doing with this character hot shoe made this character and I'm gonna delete it anyway So I was like maybe I should uh, it's just permanent, but this character doesn't really have a story Wait, where should I go? Yeah, the Cerberus business center. That's where they're the place that's responsible for this place Not being open yet. We should go get back at them That's her name that hot shoe made this character's name, but I want to give you the wrong name Wait lost cock. They lost cock Don't be a loser play lottery Well, that exit lost cock ran out of coop yesterday name is Evan Two years old he's smaller than average ginger and color reward called Dave Don't worry, Dan be a messator on the way. I can't believe it. I'm putting you in the in the seat So can you move the car? I can't get in the car. It's too low to the ground the the curb is too high Who's the lady? Who are you? You're getting bored lady Did you see what happened? I saw what happened and I'm so freaked out. I'm so scared Listen, we can do the same thing You can do it right now Okay, I will do it Do you have a weapon? No Guys I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm so hungry Ma'am, did you say you saw what happened? I did All right, what happened? There was a there was a group of Uh, I think a few people in a car a blue car And then they shot him and they drove away Did you hear any words? Uh, no Maybe he wants to film him Let's see Yo, what up? It's Tim Littleman. Hello Uh, assassin for hire? I missed a call Yes, okay, perfect. All right, we have Yeah, let's get Tim Littleman to leave Yeah, I don't want to speak to him over the phone because we don't know who's listening Okay Okay, can you come down to the little man country club? Do you know where that is? Okay, what's what's your favorite number, sir? Yeah, I know I call everyone, sir. It's a sign of respect, sir. All right. What's your favorite number? Seven. All right. I sent you a pingus. Did you get it? I have a new favorite number now. You have a new favorite number? Yeah, you just changed on the fly. Yeah Oh, okay, what's that one 384 that is that is very different from your last favorite number Yeah, which is my mind Okay, I sent you a pingus. Did you get that? Okay, come on down. We're we're in a black Bugatti. We have a lot of money. We're rich We're willing to pay anything to have this person killed Okay, well, I'm pretty cheap. So that's okay Okay, hurry up. Get down here. I'm an assassin Oh, you're the assassin. Oh, sorry. It's the door lady Well, well, well, we meet again. I'm an assassin. I'm pretty cheap How cheap can do two for one special for black Friday Okay, what are we talking? Why the fly to have a black 300,000 400,000. What's cheap? I like $500. Oh, I have that Black Friday, huh? That's strange because it feels an awful lot like cyber monday. Mm-hmm It's a Monday. It's true. Well, it's worth a few months out if you want to wait I can do it then but listen. We don't want to wait We don't like to wait right now Okay, watch as I hit the roof of this car with my hand. Yeah And I'll also do it Right now We've got the target for you right now. Are you ready for the description of the target white fedora? Sunglasses that look like 3d glasses Blue hoodie with white strips on the side yellow t-shirt gray jeans gray shoes Likes to think a lot Oh my god, is there anybody else? Ah You really didn't even hesitate Wasn't the target Wait, what it was that lady? Check his bones. Make sure all of his bones haven't evaporated He's got he's got bone itis. What do you feel you feel anything? I'm taking a look at the bones. I'm seeing if they crumbled Oh, oh, oh god Can I do very good work? Yeah, I can see that Oh god, listen of the $500 on me. He does Oh, shit his bones have all crumbled See, look at him Can't everybody It feels It feels like a packet of lego You know when you buy a box of lego it's in a box, but inside of it. It's a plastic bag of lego pieces That bag is what his bones feel like. Oh my god You know, you know gun and a lockpick with only nine screws. Oh cool Yeah, you got the 500 Uh, no, he had 200. Oh, I got I got the five. Oh You checking his pulse. Yeah, make sure he's okay. If he's not off kill him again There you go. Let's you five hundo. That's hey, would you would you pretty much kill anybody? We ask you to Yeah, I will this is this is a relationship that is gonna blossom and flower into something very beautiful true However, the assassination game is an interesting one Yeah, it's a doggie dog world You hear those gunshots in the distance. Yeah That was a slow moving sniper rifle. You've hurt the bang Excellent fish champ axler fish champ axler fish champ axler fish champ axler fish champ axler fish champ axler cool fish Excellent cool fish now. It's time for you to choose Do you want to move out the way? Or do you want to die? No, she moved out the way. Well you survived. That was awesome That's so cool. I can't believe you dodged the bullet. That was amazing. You really are worth every penny. Yep. Oh, I gotta take this I'm a legal aid. Hey, what's up? Tim will let's go assassinations Uh, yeah, that's usually what they are Cool, what about religious themed ones like the pope of rome? Uh, I don't know where he is, but I wouldn't do that too rome But to be more specific the vatican city, which is not actually a city It's a country Inside of a city The city of rome Yeah Geography, that's right pretty crazy I paid someone to tell me that I think we should call somebody for him He's dead. Who are we gonna call the morgue? Yeah, you want to like finish the job? I think he's still breathing Hey, you're doing good. Keep cutting them up Mince them into little pieces. It'll be easier to get rid of them Oh, we're not cutting anybody. We're just we hired an assassin Yeah Well, I gotta go wrinkly. We gotta deal with this Let's go We take the body with us Yes, great idea I'll bring the body. Nobody's dead I'll bring the body. Hey, uh, come here. I gotta come with us. Okay. Uh, what are we doing? We might try to go kill more people actually Yeah, okay Funny story. Uh, he's dead Yeah, we need you guys to just uh He wants his body burnt and sprinkled over the yeah dead on arrival. Yeah, spring come away Yep, sprinkle over sprinkle his ashes over the pink cage Well, we didn't kill him It was it was Spandex. What was your name again hot? River river river river Yo river Oh, we're accomplices To first degree damn little man. We help we we hired an assassin I gotta go take care of something and then I'm gonna be Really unfortunate that krim went to bed because he was the one who was supposed to die today Yeah, I didn't want to see kim die kim. Oh, yeah, krim little man. He had a clean record Oh here. Let me uh, let me put you down assassin lady. Okay Tim Yeah, put the phone. What if we oh really? I gotta go. What if we rob a bank? Pink is the hostage and then we get the bank money and we get pink To try to make the cop the response. That's so smart wrinkly. I gotta go. We just had a gig a brain plan But what if the cop the responses love you? Hello? I'm an assassin nice to meet you um Why would the cops kill us if it's the hostage assassin that's doing it? Think about it Okay, I like this plan Yeah All right. Hey pink. We got a target for you. We have a target. Okay. We're gonna it's it's it's a multi-step plan Listen to this. Okay. There's a cop. His name is wrinkly wanker. I think He promises nine guns after we were gonna buy guns from the vegos, but then they got arrested did So he owes his nine guns and it's been weeks so long yet. He told us in for interrogation We came in we told him everything he wanted to know he said i'll give you the nine guns and then he didn't Really? So what we're gonna do that's a little man crime right there We're gonna go rub a clothing stall, but we're gonna Like kind of disguise it as a heist You're gonna be the hostage, but really You're the assassin. Mm-hmm when winston arrives You're gonna say The vegos send their regards and then you're gonna pull out the hatchet slash slash slash slash Okay I like that plan I like that plan too. Cool. We're gonna pay you extra for this one. Okay 600 is good Yeah, sure 600. That's that's steep, but you know what? We'll do it I can't believe I On the assassin you're asking a lot of questions right now walker We're just trying to rob a clothing store here Because it's the clothing store heist that's what the little men's too. We get so much money out of these things Hey, keep those hands up hostage Please don't kill me close to the door hostage so we can show proof of the life. You're doing so good And we have a hostage we do This is pink The hostage free passage and a lockpick. I'm gonna have to do this quick. She's calling for backup Okay teens we bought it from a guy named espresso and palito. Yeah, we did You bought them from an espresso machine and palito a man named espresso Is he driving a bike with a we're don't point you've done it that don't don't know don't put the no Don't put the gun at the no not not him why not Don't amy. I'm putting it in my gun at that guy that guy could be my next hostage No, that guy's not gonna be in it. There's no one over there. I don't see Hey in here pink really you're doing now now pink So he got back up so that's like that fuck with a plan So what we do Is when the hostage situation is over. He's gonna be like, oh my god Some cops have to chase them and then they're gonna chase us and he's gonna be left behind with you That's when you go for the kill Yeah, you can just kill him ready to go jay you all you're psyched up Okay, all right Yep, that's all right, that's the plan All right, all right in you go Hey guys, did I miss this sub? You know the drill. Yeah, you wouldn't even aim in them at the hostage. I could have lost it too easy All right Are you okay, man Yes Okay, I'm just gonna say she didn't put anything on you today They gave me this Wow Jesus Up against the wall hands in the air man, put you okay up against the Stand still I'm gonna put you in cuffs. Stop. Stop walking away face away from me Face away from me. She's fucked though. Oh my god. She pulls it out of somebody I fucking warned you are you hot spandex? Oh, shit Idiot 52 is hoax avenue clothing store. She's unresponsive. The tazer was good. I can't believe they tried to pull a fucking axe on me. Jesus christ Man Oh my god, I've never killed a person before. Oh my god, man. Are you with the assassin? Thank god. Thank god. Good to be okay. Good to be okay. Amaz are on the way What I shot them a lot like I seriously shot the shit out of them That came at me with an axe. I think she's dead. Do you know where you shot her at? Literally just before I start CPR. I shot it like legs chest and some of the arms Yeah, this is mother Okay, she came and moved an axe twice. Nope. I got it. I got it. All right, sweetheart. You were gonna make it I know it doesn't look good right now. I honestly can't believe I fell for this I told her I told her to put the axe on the ground and this is what you put down Take the fucking take the fucking mask off All right, well Jesus Christ. She's fucked. She's so fucking pale right now. Okay I'm not even gonna be able to do CPR. I'm gonna have to get her straight to a doctor. All right Okay, I'm gonna go collect evidence from the murder scene Almost did you wait to call walker body immediately? All right, you know, I'd always call you immediately It was the first I hadn't even brought her over here before I called you. All right Oh, is this another deal? Okay. She's already shit Holy shit I mean, she's already Yeah, likes to think a lot Oh my god walker shot her Multiple times. I didn't even see PR. There's so many fucking gunshot wounds It's so funny reading. She's intubated. That's the guy that I permanent earlier It really was two for one