 When you start an EFAP on a Friday, who knows what will happen? All bets are off. You should be scared. What happened to Bloodborne? I've already started to race. Wait a minute. I'm almost done. I don't even know that we would be started yet, for he still wouldn't be awake. No, we wouldn't be. You're like, oh no, I could start right now, gosh. I can't, I can't, I gotta, I'm too sleepy to play Bloodborne. He needs to commit peak efficiency. He still hasn't killed Cosmel. You're so close to him beating your record. Oh my God. In a good way, I mean. Yeah. Well, if I can get up at six in the morning, he can get up at five in the morning. So. Is that how that works? Yes, that's science and he is young. Fringy is weak. Fringy inject coffee into your veins. Yeah, Fringy is weak. Okay, Fringy is weak. Do you think we're going to have this whole section dedicated talking about how weak and terrible Fringy is? And then when he finally arrives, we'll be like, Oh, hey, man. We just talked about how terrible you are. I mean, then chat, try and tell him. We're like, that's crazy. You know, you can't trust chat. Chat's just trolling. You can't trust it. You know how they are. It'll mean. And then we can make a paranoid that it was on a different stream. He has to check every single leaf out to find. Can you believe that would say something like that? All you need to do is figure out where it all is. Glingis. It says public. Oh, there's people in chat. There you go. Yeah, we are life and homers. Hello, all my onwards. Oh, no. Shad, that guy must be up early. Someone's up early. Hey, we can talk about a game night for a bit. How's that going? Man, game night's going great. Yeah, you might have noticed I haven't uploaded in the past few days because because I had noticed you had noticed. Well, well, uh, look, I've just had. I didn't have but my wife had my fifth, our fifth child. Oh, I'm a daddy again. And so I haven't been out of this stream lately. But game night, other than that is been going great. We've got highlight reels. We've got super cats. We've got live streams. We've got nightly news. Heaps of fun going great. When you say nightly news, to come out at night, or is it relating to nights? Like of that night? It's both. Both it is look big big big brain moment. It is called a double on hon on tondray Is that how you say it on tondray and tundra is friends definitely not on tondra Rags doesn't know what it's talking about Rags is I almost said something man. I almost said something edgy then this is the problem that I'm really tired I like there's this gag on game night that we have called the double-edged acts of edginess and usually it's my co-host The at the the memelord who we always have to say put down the ax now I'm almost picking up the ax a lot of lots of axes around me rags. I almost told you to kill yourself. I'm sorry Well, oh don't worry. I didn't so it's all yeah You play an RPG and all the dialogue options keep jumping onto the screens of the racist ones you have to avoid them You like no no no no Can you beat fallout new Vegas telling everyone to just kill God Yeah, well welcome Shad and em and more reality. How do you both do you know? I'm getting that done early this time instead of an hour late Can we do it over Decided how I am yet you've both started your own shows recently actually em talk about yours for a bit do it Morning Artees morning Artees Yeah, I don't have a name yet. It's just You doing like we did we wait for the crowd to come up with a really good name because you're like our Hopefully, I mean that'd be fantastic Call it talk show with em. That's really original Yeah, so last week it's a Sunday show Sunday late night like you know Seven p.m. Eastern to midnight and last week I had chasing on there. So that was fun. Whoa Yeah, what I had chase chase face. Oh, remember that guy. I'm sure it was fine. It was okay. I mean He abandoned you he did right. I brought him on there to talk about resident evil, right? And he was like, okay. Yeah, we'll talk about the resident evil and then I was like, okay We're gonna talk about resident evil and he was like I gotta go I'm sure you were talking about anime instead. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz he loves Anna I saw him in the discord yesterday saying he He doesn't like Thomas the tank engine because it's non-anime. He doesn't like children shit So I just want to come out in favor of Thomas, I think he's a legend and I think What a lad to be able to carry your own show is just a train. That's pretty cool. I think Well trains are built to carry things. Hmm. Yeah, it's not really that impressive like he can talk I think there's so many yet, but there's like in so many other trains that can talk to you know, you know I'm just not sure about Thomas. I think he's in the closet still he just needs to Think about he has men inside him all the time Sorry Hey, but that's like Thomas know how could you he's being so generous with putting things inside He's a very giving lover. Yeah He's a giver doesn't have to be gay like why you go Modern society can be generous. Yeah It can be straight while doing he's called a bro job everyone knows this Look, I just sounds like a lot of you guys constantly getting rail doesn't mean They made a show all about that too, it's crazy for kids no less Well, that's why I don't my kids It's just so degenerate Oh The best Yeah, if someone it's almost listening right now, and they're like, oh my god How do I find this this incredible podcast that the M is doing how what's the easiest way to find it if they had no connection to you at all Trying to figure out what's which one's easier to spell Twitch that TV slash MRI XRT MRI XRT. Yep Rick cert Yeah, so I Haven't been on here since I did this but I recently changed my brand Away from the crime or brand because I didn't feel like it really identified who I was And so I spent some time trying to figure out what I could do and I realized that I wanted to be Moriarty right, but I can't be Moriarty because Sherlock has ruined that so I tried to find some sort of a visual representation of the word Moriarty What about the the Robert Downey junior ones? Well, you ruined it you mean you can't reference it with with it being okay. Yeah, you look up Moriarty You're never gonna find me so I Have I have created like, you know like Lyft or uber or one of these other things, you know these Twitter where it didn't have an eye and he originally and I made this this Word up that had a zero percent on on Google search. It had never been searched before me so MRI XRT, which is the visual representation of the word Moriarty, which is me. I Don't know. I think you should have just tried to become more popular than regular I just feel that you're giving up pretty soon and and that's weak and so there, you know, just That's that's yeah, that's that's that's weak bottom energy like Thomas It's like oh, it's been around for like 150 years, so I can't beat it. It's like that's defeatist you have to like You're right, I'll think better next time I changed my brain. Oh, it's a national treasure in some places Yeah, you're a national treasure in EFAP. So how about that? You don't we're only saying this because we value you. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I feel valued You know, you could use that to your advantage one day if they're casting again for like Sherlock Holmes 3 with Robert I junior you can be like, can I play Moriarty? I have a lot of life experience All right They're like, are you intelligent you're like, you know, okay While you're auditioning Thomas is like trying to get himself a tenth season Oh But you can still call me M or I don't know doom sausage guy Did you google doom sausage guy and see if that's You need to buy the domain of doom sausage guy dot-com redirect to twitch Right. Yeah, there you go. Just go to doom sausage guy dot-com doom sausage guy. What does that bring up this one is So that's interesting one of the results I seem to have brought up from doom sausage guy into YouTube is Is that to know by myself? Feels a little weird That's not me, no Hey, I would never battle a chicken that's just I don't know about you guys, but I like I'm an expert on chickens from having played Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild And I hear that these things are vicious and I thought you're gonna say because I'm a Mormon There's a reason as I have an expert on chickens because I'm a Mormon and I was gonna ask you how that follows Rags that just makes me expert on procreation, but anyway moving so chickens are really well hang on five now, so Have one I one kid per chicken Every child has to have their own chicken in this world is teaches them Raising a chicken teaches them responsibility Well, all right. All right. Okay, then how many here have killed a chicken with an axe I don't know the chicken with an axe, but I imagine it wouldn't be that difficult It wouldn't put up much, you know No, well, well, you would be surprised because they put up more of a fight after you chop off their head But but you don't seriously have streaks. Look, I'm just I'm just saying If you haven't killed a chicken you're missing out Yeah, well, that's good. Yeah, does it have to be with an axe? Can it be acid? Do you know acids pretty pretty yes acid sword any type of weapon or thing that causes, you know Pain arm, I think that that that'll pass and then you need to eat it You need to kill it wait, but if I kill it with acid and eat it. That's bad for me Yeah, that's why we don't normally do that Hey, okay, no, no, no, no, okay, comic books have taught me irrefutably that if you do that You're going to get chicken powers more. So you're definitely gonna be a super chicken. You're gonna be chicken man Chicken man. You need a killer chicken with acid and eat it And then that's a that's a prime way to get superpowers. Is that like really you got chicken powers What would what would you hope that your powers are I guess flight, but like not with chicken wings just yeah I know but whatever right like spiders can't do what spider-man does One thing Your main power your main power you you're gonna have to your superhero outfit is gonna have to go without pants Yeah, that's just one of the unfortunate side effects But you're gonna be out of shoot eggs out of your anus and they'll the explosive eggs That with acid I was gonna say filled with acid and that's your super power Chickens don't actually have explosive acid eggs, but I can see how you got there. I can see the through line The eggs over there. Oh my god, you can eat them. Oh, wow When he learns that another another cultures around the world they make omelettes out of like eggs and stuff He's like, how do you eat eggs? You guys are you alive stomachs of you know I'm sure you guys when I was saying chopping off a chicken's head with an ax you were thinking like you know On a like on a chopping block and a farm thing. No, this was after a massive draw it out battle I'm just saying and the chicken was tall for tall. Sorry No, I know for cuz around here and stuff they they have like little metal funnels you stick them down who And then their head pops out the other side and so then he just you know take it off from there Well, that that sounds like something Thomas the tank engine would do is that bad Thomas the tank is I don't know what gets up what he gets up to at its old station But I think the chickens are too big in Australia you they like stand twice as tall as any man in Australia, right? Yeah, yeah, I Pilled a small one the tall for tall one. They usually 20 foot. Do you ever have to use your jet pack to take them out? No, no jet packs are one of those things that you know sims use. Oh shit. I'm pretty sure free uses a jet pack. Oh Well, he can't even get up early, so we need to once Fringie rise we need to be like You know the shot called you a sim for using a jet pack. He's gonna Know Oh Shady been following Been following that bat woman. You see you see not anyone covering that first episode. It's a top tier best show At first episode of what about woman? Oh I thought you said battleman and I was like What's that Batman great it's hero of the ball No, no that woman is that's not something I've decided to why my soul too. Yeah Please please a roll See guys if you need to find him do some such guy calm. What's that gonna redirect is it twitch it goes right to my twitch There you go You guys are gonna be great Gonna make this world I do want to apologize because like I said, I'm tired and it's early and And I'm like, you know my dark side comes out. It's unrestrained and Wait, because it do the sausage. I made you think of your dark side. Do I know? Yeah It is taking a bit far. I understand Um, I feel we have gone too far. We need to we need to apologize not and There's already references to the whole stock and to the moon's shit in our check you guys we don't know fuck all about that. Okay, I Absolutely do I'm right in there. Oh, you're gonna give everyone advice do it that in the fuck I'm not gonna be responsible when you lose all your money betting on doge coin That does seem to be the newest things like everyone doge coin is gonna kick off sure of it It's like, all right, everyone's investing in the beam I have to make a lot of money. Mmm. I wish all of the luck to all of the stonk people If anyone was like what's going on with it, what do you do like I don't ask me I Mean I could talk about scary number like what's the only boring? What's what's happening? It's really boring to talk about me. Oh Yeah, it's stocks who wants to talk that boring it's everywhere everyone's excited stocks have become Amazing lately. It's like a greatest thing ever Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know How much money do you made am millions? No, I mean, I mean like I've made some money off of this whole thing, but I'm certainly not about to say how much money He said that he made ten million dollars And we said tell anyone but we did and that was that was like three weeks ago that he made that so imagine How much it is now probably like right? One might even say Billions with a beam could you imagine and yes, I did I sold out on Thursday right before the entire thing crashed I just I didn't have those diamond hands boys You didn't hold the line did it hit 450 and I was like, you know what? I've seen weekend warrior chastising anybody who doesn't hold the line on Twitter. Yeah, well It's a lot it's a lot different when it's like your money What are you different when it's your money? You're like hold the line. Oh, I'm gonna cash out Yeah, yeah, well, and I accept that I accept it, you know, yeah chastain traitor coward paper Yeah, who should your podcast now they're all no no see you gotta understand I just I got out of it so that they're crude diamond hands can go straight to the moon It all makes sense. Yeah, well, I hope the stock triples Man, I wish I didn't cash out cuz I could have really I would be totally fine with that Or gray, I don't really know if it can change color, but you'll be smiling, but that won't be how you're feeling Down with more triarchy So anyway What are we even here to talk about today? Oh, yeah that that season of television that came out You see we did two podcasts on it and then and then of the first season And then we did a bunch of minis and there's some people in EFAP community who don't watch the minis How fucked up is that? Get out of here. You'd call yourselves real feeds. So of course You don't even make wind even gonna have an episode on it It's like maybe we will and maybe we'll check out people reviewing it both positively since we have a less than favorable view one might say Which we could talk about for a bit beforehand Do you think it was better or worse than session one? Well, I was life-changing I cried several moments particularly one and and it had guys You see the one from the which one which one is that one from is it the prequel you you don't remember He's the one from the one he was the sawlack man. That's yeah, I love him. He's so cool Sawlack lad sawlack that's what I call So but not only did it have Boba fit it had a soka in it Had a so could you remember a soka? It had a soka and then no, I don't know It had So if you had to choose which of them is your favorite moment, it would probably be Luke from how you delivered that I would say that seems to be the case So I look seriously I think I thought it was cool seeing Luke finally seeing him You know it is it is prime in it with his power and and not crapped on and So like I'm a odd viewer sometimes small things like that can earn a lot of good will and Overall, I did enjoy it. I do have a slight bone to pick on the on the Luke subject I'm not sure if you guys have a bone Talk about Mandalorian now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah What you you know what there is no better time to pick bones I don't even know when the bone picking should take place exactly so I'm more than I'm you might have heard those are there's somewhat of a bit of a controversy involving Luke Skywalker crying and Lucas film. Is anyone aware of this controversy? No One of one of the got one of the people at Lucas film decided to rag or crap on a fan who you cried Yeah, because that's like the most pathetic thing you could possibly do. Yeah, well This is the thing a lot of people came out and offended him and I get it. I get it, okay? I And I can also understand sometimes, you know, if it's a childhood hero crying Look, it's a little far for me. Okay, but yeah, that's not my issue. Yeah That's not my issue because look I've cried in movies when something particularly profound. Oh, yeah, me too when they've earned it Yeah, yeah, yeah when they earn it, right? This that so I don't really have an issue yet the issue comes in is that the guy who cried do it Do you know his Star Wars theory? Yeah Okay He liked the last Jedi okay, right and and This creates a bit of a I don't know. I might I might be cynical here. Okay, but The last Jedi was the most disrespectful thing to Luke's character out of anything in the world and And I just I just can't make the connection if you if you love Luke Skywalker that much to the point that you would cry and seeing him at his prime How could you like the last Jedi? I was just like, yeah, yeah That's an odd kind of I just don't get it like Hmm Yeah, so that he's the one said he he doesn't like TLJ. What am I misrepresenting him? Maybe he said he's a lot of people are saying he didn't like it. Oh, okay. Well, maybe maybe all right Maybe it my issue does not exist and I'm misrepresenting. I'm sorry Can we get confirmation? Wait, is it so bad I cried was well was um Did he did he dislike it from the get go or is it once he talked to the geeks and gamers lot like I genuinely don't know I this was news to me But everyone seems to believe he he likes to rise a Skywalker. Well, yeah He disliked Luke and TLJ, but liked him in Mando Damn Shad's fake news just I have shamed myself. I'm sorry Star Wars theory, but having said that you did like That is pretty bad that is that is at least at least that is taking part shots at TLJ and Luke in that one You know, that's something that's a That's half a point in the grand scheme of thousands of points Uh Yeah, you know for me with Oh, well, I don't want to cut you off, but I just going back on the crying point I just I wanted to dig out grave even further on that and figure out Yeah, yeah, I Was it justified to cry? I don't like to gatekeep emotions I However, hey, I hadn't finished the thing, however Um, if if you're gonna talk about things being like super meaningful and everything which I'm cool with and then you like Yeah, maybe tear up because of you know, blah blah blah blah and it's like, oh, yeah, yeah with with Luke I'd be like so the argument is It's been so long since we've seen him in Canon being himself Like like official high-budget cannon therefore it overwhelmed people with emotion See if that was the case that just strikes me as one of the greatest condemnations on Lucasfilm ever where the bare minimum that we would expect to get you know as fans as As the bare minimum treatment to a character is Received with such joy and adulation that it makes someone's cry. That is that's tragic like Well, you Yeah, cuz like this is the thing if I had a minute call I'd be like you get you know like let's just go to the meme like I pull out my car keys I don't even have a car I pull out my car keys and I jangle them and there's a little Luke figurine on it And I'd be like that wouldn't make you cry right like we can all agree that that baseline and he probably insulted He'd be like of course not and I'm like right What if I did that but like in a 3d model in it on a screen? It's just the dangling. He's like no, okay remove the car keys in the hand It's just a figurine. He looks like he doesn't return to jelly. It's like no I go, okay But now he's like really high res and I have him walking around now And you could you could probably sense where I'm going with this There'd be like how long how many times how much chipping away do I have to do before I've unlocked tears? And it seems like they didn't have to do much at all in fact He said may the force be with you Yep The bare minimum just have Luke be Luke doing basic Jedi's look he ain't kick-spot, right? But yeah, you know to reach that level you would expect him needing to do something Really Luke is you know? self-sacrificing noble like You know It really is just the most baseline He just shows up Cuts some robots in half and then fucks off. Yeah, and you're like, okay. Well All right, I guess yeah The differences is like drinking water every single day and water is water compared to someone who is Starving in a desert for years upon years and is finally given a drink of water And then they're just like you know falls apart in tears and gratitude stuff That's what it's like that that's what it's been like in Star Wars and How crappy Lucasfilm is being to the fans and stuff like that just starving him out not giving them the bear Decency, you know that they deserve and then finally Mandalorian comes along There's like yeah, he's basic water. We won't give you anything nice with this water But because they're already starving. They're like over the moon I'm trying to figure out how I would connect it's like I don't know if I call it water at that point it's like I'm Maybe I'm either gonna go with it's like a droplet of water or I'm gonna go with it's a substance that may look like water, but it's not It's one of those So apparently Star Wars theory has and I know all this but someone mentioned chat Star Wars theory has explained why he cried Luke was his hero as a kid when he was going through cancer. So it's something very personal to him But Star Wars theory. He's 30 now So, yeah, I don't yeah Well, because this is the complicated movies have I cried out chat every episode of the golden girls every single one Soon as the credits roll you like no It's the credits roll. I'm already all if they just push me over the if I'm assuming I'm not misty eyed by the end of thank you for being a friend To push back on on what the atmosphere might move to with that that coin I'd be like, okay, but like what if I told you that for literally like anything any scenario Someone opens the front. I think I think I made this example when we were in a call or something But like, you know, I'm just I'm chilling out with rags And he's like you want to go get a fucking no no KFC and I'm like sure and I get in his car And he starts up the car and I start crying. He's like, whoa, what's up? And I'm like my dad used to start the car up just like that It'll be like but if you had never seen a car if the car was I wouldn't I wouldn't need that from you It wouldn't matter you rags isn't gonna fucking tell me you shouldn't be crying your piece of shit Memories of your dead father, I'd be like wow The point is like, yeah, okay, you can make any valid reason to have tears fall out of your tear ducts It's just that I think we all agree we have levels of control that we usually try and you know If someone does remind you of a dead loved one you try and sort of like all right. Yep That's a memory I've got now and I'm gonna try and absorb that instead of busting out into tears in some way shape of I almost you know, you just like it confession time. Oh, I almost cried in the cruise the first one, you know, I don't think I saw the cruise It's got a tender moment at the end there there are some subjects that actually do tug the heartstrings more sensitively to me and one of them is a father Acting as a father in a very noble self-sacrificing way for his family that one that one always hits home to me and so and the cruise has that moment in the end and Yeah, there are people out there who would be like it's sad to cry at anything media related like it's like you grow up That's not yeah, it's definitely not our position. Yeah, though. That's what I mean I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm just flapping through the wind in terms of exactly where I sit on this. I Yeah, I think I think it's really pathetic. I Like this specific instance of just seeing Luke Skywalker just like his face basically You just saw Luke Skywalker and you fucking cried This is an element for me. That's like god fucking damn it. This is just what they want Yeah, like This is gonna cost us big time if everyone's reacting this hard to something so easy for them to do and of course I was on Friday night tights and I asked like if they do this again and the end of season three Would you would everyone get as emotional would you cry again? It's like how long will this work for because it's it's nothing, right? It's not actually anything. He just shows up But return to the Jedi we could talk for a while about You know the moment that he spears his father like what it all means where it all comes from takes a while It's not just he you know, he walks into the well He tea poses into the room or that Vader falls over and then it's like wow Epic, you know So yeah, it's it's like have some standards for what you cry at jesus christ It's I think that it it's um, like I said, I would be curious if it would work again if season three He saves the day blasts in destroys a bunch of um, I don't know Can't do robots again. Let's do um, let's do bugs lots of bugs Just he just cuts through them all green blood everywhere Then he tells another another character or mando again may the force be with you and he was like so that last time man Guess it doesn't stay with you um So, uh, yeah, like that that moment for me. I was just annoyed because it felt like he was out of character He was being weird. Yeah, he was indeed he was out of k He was literally there Like this is the best thing that could have happened for disney an extremely popular star wars Channel is fucking crying because he saw luke skywalker That like disney hit pater I don't know this sound kind kind sounds kind of mean. It's like it does sound kind of mean. I don't care It it's like they've gone from one extreme to the other in abusing fans first They neglected them and treated them like dirt and now they're basically abusing them in terms of like You know taking advantage of them through the things that they love and dangling the keys almost and yeah Hmm, I don't by the way. It doesn't like bother me. I don't give a shit. I don't care But when it gets brought up, I'm gonna be like, yeah, it's probably the most pathetic thing I've seen on the internet, but you know, it's doesn't doesn't affect me really you're not going to get any fucking good star wars Yeah, because disney knows what to do now. It's like He's gonna have trouble watching the luke skywalker tv show if like he can get that emotional just from seeing him Uh But yeah, it's you know, we we saw just from the fact that they released this Betty shows this basically It's like they I think they feel they've cracked the code They they'd cracked the code with tfa I think and they were ready to like unload remember we were supposed to get a star wars movie every year But once tlj happened it like fucking shunted everything. It was like, whoa What what's happening? Why is everyone so angry? Why are we making as much money? And so they slowed right down to the point where Rise of Skywalker came out and it was like now what I'm like not actually sure Not actually sure and then they threw because they had mando going already because that was mando was um season one ended right around on time rise of Skywalker came out and And so, um Yeah, they were they were like, what if we threw a couple of things people know and mando see if we can carry some favor And it's worked like crazy and combine that with covet meaning the tv shows that now the cool kids And we would if we hadn't known it'd be like man I wonder if they're just gonna plow it into tv shows like they have 11 Let's say. Yeah Definitely going that way Yeah, yeah Especially after something like solo, you know, oh, that's an interesting comment rags is treating this like it's eric butz So what if eric butz said that um the last time he watched a star wars movie in theaters was with his father and his father died Like what what if he said that and that's why the trailers get to him so much Like would you guys? Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of really dumb people in comments right now Like you can have an emotional reaction to anything for any reason. No Because i'm getting simultaneously that i am a child and then i am an emotionless rock So it's great quit. How about chat come to an agreement on what i am and then we'll address from there Yeah, but yeah, there will be a time where you would have thought someone was Pathetic for crying in some scenario, but give me one of those scenarios and all i gotta do is generate a really sad story behind it And then you'll be like, oh shit And so um, I just don't think that that's how we typically um React to other people overreacting to things Um, but it's a sensitive topic. I suppose because it's not only a youtube creator But it's also a situation that many people shared emotionally Well, how many people had that same, you know, father dying after seeing Luke Skywalker last time Thing because all right, take that out of the picture. That's what I think people and look I can get it if you have a deep personal Experience that connects this character. All right. I can go with it a little bit But take that out of the picture then I think some of the reactions to a lot of the nostalgia in You know Mandalorian is exactly like the get yeah the dangling keys in front of people's faces like Come on. Have some better standards guys. Yeah yesterday use you like that I was getting clips for Mando this Mando video yesterday And I was I was looking for people's reactions to when all the Mandalorian show put their jet packs and save Mando in the third episode And just to see all of these guys just with their mouths hanging open. Oh my god, it's Mandalorians Oh my goodness. Wow. They're shooting your blasters. They got jet packs. Wow. It's so cool It's like yeah, you guys are never gonna get any fucking good Star Wars ever again Yeah, so that is what you guys are never gonna get good Star Wars again because that's all they have to do Yeah, that red letter media skip is shocking like what was that other group when they saw the um, the The explosion from the seismic charge It was like almost watching one for one. What was parody run was your life is like They're not serious are they at all they are Bless the thing. I know that there's many people in uh in our audience that were like In fair they do the thing is like in fairness the size of charges were pretty cool. It's like stop Please Yes, that's very very cool. Disney knew how fucking cool it was and they knew how you just fucking Be amazed at the incredible noise that you heard 20 years ago It sounds like it did when it did before make that sound. Oh my god And i'm not against fan service like you know having a bit of a call back now and then let him Oh, yeah, we see it again But having an entire franchise Built on that is like feels very exploitative to me. Yeah, especially when they're It is explicitly doing it in response to Giving fans the exact opposite for so long. It's like, yeah Not we'll give you water. It's not water in the desert. We'll give you urine in the desert Drink it and like it and they do Like all that might be it. I think I agree with you now fully You're in it. It doesn't yeah, whatever someone asked me. Why is star wars so shit I'm just gonna show him star wars theory crying because he saw luke skywalk and like this is why This right here is why star wars will be shit forever I mean, there's no because we could probably talk about it as time goes on But like the the plots in each of the episodes in season two are absolutely like skin deep Attempts that just getting to the the thing they want for the episode Once you wipe out all the guest stars from You know Outside of this I well in the ip but outside of the mandalorian ip like like like luke isoka throwing Fucking whatever once you wipe them all out and the episodes they come with we're left with like strictly I guess Is carb a new thing carb vanth the the oh who knows I don't know um You're being dishonest rags. Damn. Yeah, if you could let me know where I'm being dishonest. I would love to hear it By the way a lack of specificity in your chat comment doesn't really help you Well, maybe it's just to get out your emotions One of the best litmus test I reckon as to the true quality of mandalorian would be to show Someone the mandalorian who knows nothing about star wars previous to that never seen anything and just let them watch the show For get go from the beginning. I I'm almost like they will think it is garbage like if they have any standards for writing quality They will think this is the most Oh, yeah, these are they don't have any standard for writing quality. Absolutely not because the writing in the mandalorian is like absurdly bad Because remember back in the day people's like we you haven't seen star wars You haven't seen a new hope return. You've got to see it. It's so good And you want because you're confident that they'll love it I don't see people doing that with the mandalorian. It's like No, no the best you'll get is yeah, it's fun. You should check it out But on the night of seeing the episode they would have told you it's like the greatest episode of fucking tv ever made But it's it's got a really short half-life. Let's put it that way Um, also someone said I've come to accept that eFap hates everything It's like really mandalorian is going to be the thing that makes you say that like Geez, you know, we did hate odd one two over day four. I guess that was uh Yeah No, I'm really not I'm just like being an adult saying that you should have standards for when you express your emotions in such an extreme degree And maybe just seeing Luke Skywalker. Maybe you should maybe you should have better standards than that Then again, if you like mando, you don't have any fucking standards. So I don't know why I even bother Hey, hey, I like it. I think it's garbage, but I okay. Okay. If you think it's good. You have no standards Yeah, oh, yeah the last fucking the last eFap we defended a movie like that was the whole thing Then there's bligh. Yeah, you guys are being hyperbolic in chat. I can't take it banned Wow, you hate chatting them too. All of you are banned banned. I just said I like the cruise So yeah, there you go. Is the cruise bad is I don't because I don't know what the the general consensus is on the cruise I actually I actually I would call the cruise good. Oh, yeah, I would call it Is it better than ice age the meltdown? Oh, it smashes it War If you're crying at a green lightsaber at a poorly CGI'd face your pathetic. It's like, oh my god And the people who say that are correct By the way, just so we're clear. Well, you know what the comment section of this video is going to be fabulous It's going to be people go. It'll be great. I don't I don't fucking even care anymore It's like you're I'm going to get hated on no matter what I might as well just be open and frank about it Also, also on the topic of pointing out things that are great Cobra Kai right I watched season one the other week and holy crap that show is awesome Is this is really good? Yeah, I keep hearing good really good It's probably the best piece of tv I've seen in the last five years. I think like wow Ah damn Why what's a what's a blurb on why it's good, you know spoiler-free, but at the same time Okay, okay all right, so The characters are really consistent and they don't paint anyone as a bad guy even though there's heaps of conflict in it Right and everyone's like conflicts and reasons what they for what they're doing is really well justified and set up And there's almost like two philosophies at play that you can tell you can watch it and see Why they have this position why they have these philosophies and why they're going with it And yet why they're so opposed to each other and it's just brilliantly done Like on so many levels and the payoffs are great The action in terms of the choreography hit and miss but some of the ending stuff is still pretty good But overall the story and characters are just and then they also do nostalgia right in it as well Where it's not holding the thing up and sometimes they go with it and sometimes they just mock it It's hilarious. It's like Oh, yeah, really really good show. Um at first I thought The guy playing LaRusso was a bit out of the saddle for a while in the first episode or so But he man he brings it in towards the end and so the acting is top quality as well And I'm surprised at how well the acting uh is from the Cobra Kai guy Like I haven't seen him in anything since the first movie where he is like almost holding the entire season to begin with and and then it isn't it isn't afraid to What like be Be edgy like there's so much stuff where like they they always have to do their the checkboxes for the the work things Where this where this surprisingly it says start like the main character says stuff in it that you would get bad on youtube So there are many levels as to why I enjoyed it and why it's really good Highly recommend it and so I'm hanging out to watch season two But I need a good it's one of those ones where it's going to be a treat And so I'm holding holding back for the right moment to just enjoy the whole season. That's nice You did that for mandalorian, right? No treat Man my wife right she she's not a critic and she like is happy to just enjoy stuff and even she was saying Why did they do that? Like even she could have missed some of the like astounding things in mandalorian Yep Um, well, you know what? M metal. What are you guys? What are your thoughts? What are your conclusions about mandalorian season two? What are your edgy? You know that you don't know what I think about this. I have no idea No, lie. We've watched all the things together. Well, no one would know about that. It's not like it's been uploaded Oh, but they uh Um, all right, then I went into it hoping it would be okay because like I felt that they could take the second season they could look at the first season go Oh, okay, and they could build something they have Infinite money they could they could do something and I I was let down so So bad I mean, I'm not I'm not like a film or a tv critic I'm very much the like popcorn eater who just kind of sits there and goes Oh, that was terrible and just keeps watching and this was just so Terrible absolutely terrible. Oh, we got a we got a hypocrisy warning. It's okay to like bad things and care about them About the same time. It's pathetic to cry at them. So liking something and crying at something I don't I don't even know what you need to do to fix that problem that you have Like I don't even know where you begin Liking someone and having something cause you such emotional stress that you can cry Uh a little bit different a little bit different. Yeah, go ahead and yeah, I mean some people haven't Just I guess it's a flat out inability to recognize Anything that isn't the two extremes There's nothing in between either complete and total robotic stoicism and Just cheap emotions. I would just I would just caution everybody who thinks that would be incredibly harsh believe me And uh, of course, I guess eric butt would be the primary example You've thought someone was pathetic for crying at uh content before it's happened. Yeah, well Let's do a litmus cesser. I hear because I would I think most people would agree a grown man drops his ice cream And he starts crying. That's pathetic. Okay Grow up. All right, there are and I so that should at least set a baseline that generally most people will agree There are some things that it is pathetic to cry at. Okay, and then you can push the line how far how far how far But even then all right That baseline right there Kind of contradicts what the comment that it's not okay to cry at things or something like I forget the exact context of the comment Now, but is that I think most people agree that there's a lot of things that it's pathetic to cry at And you need to grow up but you're an adult um And yeah, so then you just how far does it go? Yeah, and I think everybody does draw the line in different places I Mine is mine is further along than crying at seeing luke and mandalore in season two. I think That moment shouldn't have done much for you at all if you were really If you were aware of how much you're being screwed with uh And and how much there isn't in that scene like when when your brain is locked into Like imagine it was like a whole season of him working towards saving these people and he gets there right in time And he's had plenty of like time to establish that this is exactly the guy we remember And he's here for very meaningful reasons. It's like, yeah, that'd be totally fine with me Um, even if at that point that there was still loads of plot holes and and contrivances and stuff I would still be like, yeah, well, you know the overall goal there, but he just fucking shows up Yeah, that's all he just he's just dropped in And I now wonder if we get to the end of something like Bly Manor and Luke Skywalker just comes in and slices all the ghosts in half Would you be crying? You're like, oh luke though. It's like, yeah And so you wonder what are all the boxes that need to be ticked? Does it have to come From the current owners of the ip and then does it have to be high budget? And then does it have to look like mark hamill? I wonder if any of those boxes weren't ticked that the same thing would happen I'm not sure I think I think people were crying before you could even see his face. So Yeah Yeah, which is just the idea of seeing luke makes people cry, which is even more pathetic Yeah, so anyway Yeah, we got we got some videos to possibly check out two specifically one A review of Mandalorian season two from a favorite of ours and the other boy um A set of top 10 moments um Shad and and and I guess m to a degree as well if what do you guys reckon which of those two sounds more tempting? Are we gonna see them both? Yeah, the top panel the top 10. I'm excited for because I already know they're gonna be all things I disagree with What are you shat? I don't know. See the top 10 might Not allow us to really talk about some of the more awful things um Because if if if it's gonna be genuine and legitimately looking at the top 10 best moments that I could be called the best moments of the show You would hope that there'd be less offensive and we would have less meat to rip into as a result You can't predict that but that's what you want huge one I think I I I'm entitled to expect from such a title And so the review might give us more meat. So I think I would go for the review I'm sorry. I'm going I'm just I'm shocked at how gentle of a soul you are to think that Metal I demand that you do the tiebreaker. I want the top 10. Oh, well If I just kick me in the balls middle, we're not friends and you're not invited to my birthday Wow, well, you're not invited to my next week anymore. There you go See I wanted to ask but now you get something like this. I thought you said you're not invited to buy next week like You have to have your own next week. Yeah, you can buy week All righty, so this um before we get started It'll just be another outage. Uh the the dark troopers. Oh, yeah What about them? What do you guess what's going on there? What are you saying? They are mentally deficient of how The robot it'll be a creator That you know the which we get the last weakness the human factor by making the utterly dumb robots. Okay. I'm like seriously, right? If uh, if you're a super strong robot that just If you're a super strong robot and you grab me by my throat and you decide to stop punching my helmet That's clearly immune. Do you think? That maybe you should just close your fist Yes, that's exactly the exact right point. I was gonna say he could just Into the bulkhead of the ship. Yeah, and he could just squeeze his head and break his neck in a second, but no Hey, fringy. Hey, fringy. What's up? Yeah, what's man? I joined at a great time, didn't I? Literally right in the beginning actually we just got past the intro free. Give your quick take What do you think about people crying when luke skywalker shows up at the end of season two go? Oh, man, I don't know Just other virility that the problem is I'm I'm trying I don't want to be too harsh, but That's a good start But you know, I don't know just I don't know you need better reasons to watch media Like I don't know We just we just went through chat having to deal with ragsegg is fucking pathetic over and over again. They they were covering they get there Oh You can bring them back to a to a happy middle. We are like, you know Maybe there are things we should be crying at that on that. Maybe maybe There are better reasons to be crying over media like if you're watching a really good show like angel And you get really sad because the show is well written and the characters are so well realized And everything that happens to them is all meaningful and part of a journey I can understand why you'd be crying about that, but just luke showing up in a hallway Well deep fake luke showing up in a hallway I'm just cutting down some edgy the hedgy robots and then just picking up a little baby yota and walking away You know, it's not it's pretty vapid, but you know You do you oh, there you go. I think we've got nobody on this cast Things it was Well, hang on in terms of everyone on this cast I can go with him if he had such a deep personal experience about with this Last time I saw luke was with his dad and his dad passed away. Well, that's something I made up that I can kind of The one for him was the Oh, yeah, you considered luke like an inspiration sort of thing So I can I can cut I have a bit more understanding in that realm if you were to separate that and just Like there was well wait What if I told you That I was crying over my spilt ice cream because I used to always get ice cream with my dad and it reminded me of him Yeah, I would say context that it depends how long has it been Was the last was like he had no ice cream since that last time with you dad Well, let's say it was 20 years ago that could make that Yeah, if there was a long space of time where you didn't have ice cream and you finally got it I could get under I could understand but if you always had ice cream And it's and then if you would just look at the at devoid of any past experience Like for instance, if someone just cried at seeing Luke Skywalker For crying I would think yeah, that's a that's a little much. That's a little much I I'm on the rag side then but if you add the The personal experience behind it. Yeah If you if you considered, you know personal experience or something like that Long time and I can understand the other side a bit more So I'm a little on the fence but devoid of that, you know personal connection I think crying that Luke Skywalker seems No, I have better standards for yeah Like like an emotional touching scene of a father protecting his family In a prehistoric time when the planet is dying, okay And you know what you can't even you can't even take that away from rags because that's his emotional reaction to that emotional reaction Okay, my incredible apathy towards this whole fucking situation is fine and you can't have it Yeah, people have been telling me like I keep changing the fucking title because I keep getting it wrong I think it's okay now checking out the top 10 Mandalorian season two moments and reviews with Shad of Moriarty There you go. My my character limits and my inability to write things comboed out about Fringy Does Fringy does not matter. Well, I like you didn't even mention that Fringy isn't considered bell just crying at the corner like My brains do not working at the moment Fringy and mellow are here too often now that they should be expected to just not be in the title. Okay, fuck titling It's only for people we kind of don't really like I was about to say it's only for people we matter So we don't matter. Oh Well, uh, yeah, there's a link to the wash together about it for anybody who doesn't have it. I'll uh Wait, hold on. Let me hold on. I'm like It's hard. Yeah, I got an AT&T chat This is the lad who uh This this lad is not a fan of uh of efap and another efap uh type Oh Yeah, so I have a I've a slight small experience with this guy before we go there just to reply to someone chat I didn't I didn't cry in the crudes I teared up from a deeply emotional scene that resonated with me because I mentioned fatherhood, okay Mm-hmm, and I was gonna stop there. I could have been very very abusive, but I won't be no cringe I I feel they're they're Disregarding my personal experience here. My my my my My lips was my truth and I'm triggered and and don't read me. Don't read. Yeah Oh, but anyway going back to AT&T, right? I think I came across this guy before you guys. Oh, shit No, no because I I joined this I joined this With with literature devil and the crew and we reacted to one of his takes on On the throne room fight scene that I think you guys later reacted to as well on a separate efap And basically he was trying to say it was really well edited By having basic cuts and that's it Like there was no creative editing in that fight scene at all like with camera flowing movements that complemented The the actual flow of the combat weapons everything else just basic cuts and it's like look I'm count and he counts the cuts It's just like Yeah, I think that's a video people want us to cover at some point doesn't he like label the cuts as well I can't remember now, but yeah, he's like here. Here's this shot in this shot in that shot He doesn't do a good job explaining why it's good. He just says there are All look at all the generally accepted that it might seem less cuts is normally good. Yeah Yeah And then I heard you got triggered on twitter that I was um on the e-fap say they got some sword master onto Oh, wait, we did cover it. It's almost that we did cover it. We covered it in e-fap one of six Yeah, you you you covered the actual video my brain is sludge Uh He doesn't like me like I don't know anything hurt like personally about him and look he might be a decent guy I know he uh acts in a really immature way on twitter like He is a star wars journal Yeah, and and so that hasn't impressed me about him on a personal level But I like that's the only extent of my knowledge of this individual Uh, but he seems to have taken it personally that I disagree with his take up a throwing price Which I wholly disagree with and he you know, did you do did you cover the video where he tried to do the um Like ragging on the last year. No not last I mean, um, the empire strikes back where he was trying to Oh, yeah. Yeah, we covered that was a bad one in parody and it was just like straw man the video basically Everything that is trying to bring up as a criticism for um The empire strikes back as a parallel to the criticism of say against the last jedi is They're all false equivalents like I guess that's and and his thinking is being so smart with that Like i'm so clever. Look what i'm doing. I'm doing what they're doing videos like No, if you're gonna do that you actually need to do equivalent criticisms But because the empire strikes back is actually a legitimately good film All the points is criticizing it very invalid. It's like Um, I the thing with him though is the if you were to point out anything in that video He'd be like, why are you missed the point? You missed the point? Yeah Yeah, it's uh, it's all you Why my point's wrong isn't my point well It would I remember the the awkwardness of covering that video We were like, okay So the point will be taken literally and then we will try and understand what point he might be trying to reference In terms of tlj criticism and then also look at it as a joke Like we will we will do it. We will cover all the bases. It's like, are you missing the point? It's like no, we've covered all the points. Okay, it's all the points have been covered shut up Um, so yes a legend in the star wars community and he's got top 10 best Moments in the mad lauren season two. So I would say see these best moments I want to relive all the all of my favorite moments We can we can talk about each of them. I'm sure it'll cut like all the episodes will be covered I'm sure you'll pick at least one from each episode. It's gonna be so great. I'm loving it. Also. Yeah, fringy you there He might be muted. Uh, I'm still here. I'm just typing. Don't you think using a jetpack is kind of simpy What like that being able to fly is a simp at is like an attribute of a simp No, I mean you using your jetpack. It's kind of simpy My jetpack What the one sitting next to my bookshelf over here Ah, he admits it. Ah, yes. He admits it. I'm confirmed confirmed. Well, look at me. I'm fringy. Okay, look You got me. I got my invisible jetpack. I stole it from halo reach. Wait, that one isn't invisible. All right, um I got it from somewhere Well, now that we've established it's true. Don't you think it's a bit simpy? That's that's what we we We've been honest to I guess what I'm trying to figure out is what exactly it is about the jetpack that makes it a simp a jetpack like what is it that makes you like, um Mediocre pussy. Come on. Come on. Come on. Friggy. You know, sir It's because you always let your your wife's boyfriend use the jetpack. Okay Ah, right my made-up wife. Yeah Yes Oh, okay I don't have a comeback. Sorry. I'm just like no I go there you go the question was asked What can what can I say? Alrighty, so here we go. I'm excited Oh boy It's safe to say that the Mandalorian season 2 blew me away so much happened over the course of the season That it was almost impossible to think about what I loved the most so today's video I wanted to discuss what I think are the 10 best moments of this entire season And of course, I also think that we are going to have wildly different answers for this But yeah, because you have there because you think they're I'm expecting this to be do you remember Boa Fett the video where every single thing you pick up is like Size me charges. Do you remember size you charge? Do you remember size me charges? I remember Yeah, I remember him. Yeah Let's see. I'd be interested if it's going to be that surface level and vapid or if he's actually going to bring up things that could be substantive I agree with Andrew and chat the 10 least worst moments is what What do you think if you had to choose would be the not not including production elements outside like strictly moments Is one of the I believe in all of you. You don't have to like one Moment that you think you know what that was the best one in the season Right in why is Gilbert talking to Mando in the rover thing About the Mandalorian code Yeah, yeah Yeah, uh, that was sort of yeah, uh, that was the one of the least worst moments To Mola just say if you had Jews no if you had to if you had to Having a Jew doesn't necessarily change your decision. Yeah, it's the Jew. Show me Let me see Just go do yeah, there's probably you know a couple lines from Trying to think of something That I liked Dr. Pershing in season two When he when he said when he helped him went Yeah, like him helping them I like that I guess Oh, that's I guess that's something Oh, yeah, that's the thing. Dr. Pershing is the most wasted character in this whole fucking tv show Um, I said why rags? You know what? We might get to that in my video Uh, there will be More thought put into this character than the showrunners put into them But they're he but dr. Pershing probably is the most has is is the best character in both of the seasons with What tiny little bit we get of him. We actually learned quite a bit about him. Um, I don't know I I enjoyed Carl Carl Weathers in it Uh, I just like I don't I like his actor The characters of buffoon and an idiot and he's extremely incompetent at his job There's nothing to like about the character, but the actor is Yeah When you consider season one and two brief cargas kind of a weird one Okay, yeah I'm i'm reaching here. Let me keep because remember like mandor ruined his whole life. Um, He doesn't seem to care. You can give a fuck if someone was like, yeah, but look at him now It's like, yeah, but that wasn't that's okay If I destroyed your house then you happened to pot a bad shit that doesn't mean I destroy your house Good point. Uh, let's see. Um Oh, so I got billboard talking man on the rover dr. Pershing Um, oh, I like how all of the stormtroopers cheer when they learned that some of the stormtroopers didn't die horribly. Yeah There was that tiny little ray of potential goodness in the show that they abandoned immediately Um, yeah, no, I agree with that one. Yeah All right, we did what was that three? That's there we go. That's three. Um, I only asked for one So we we've managed to get like a third almost Um, I like Yeah Wait, but we can't include just the look we got it like someone appealed to I think I like the way that the frog lady sort of behaves Yeah You know I liked Boba Fett standing up for himself when they were like Lol clone scum sort of thing Um, though, I think that was They were like in when they were writing that scene they're like we need conflict. What can they do it for? I don't know. They fucking hate clones You know in real Mandalorian clone lame person What if you were cloned of a Mandalorian does that not count do they just they just think clones aren't people I guess I guess they don't What do I mean that Star Wars? I don't think is ready for that conversation. Oh, no That's why I'm most interested in a droid story because I I want to see how they bungle that whole thing badly I like the Mandalorian's use of his grappling hook in season one, but he barely uses in season two And in season one He used it on the same color. He uses it in really dumb ways I don't know when he used it to spin the gun around the gun turret in the first Yeah, but that relies on the guy holding the gun having an insanely weak grip basically giving it up freely It depends on leverage See now now now we have a guy on the gun with both of his hands on it Definitely, yeah, I definitely specialize knowledge on mando season one Rex has been scrutinizing season one. So you gotta and then he tries to hang state and with it instead of shooting him. Oh, yeah And then he grapples that's high fighter Like Inertial day he got it rebarred it from Star Trek Um, he does not he eventually uses it to climb up the you know We'll stick to season two stuff because we're gonna get into a whole thing about his crap grappling hook Uh, um, so I've got bill. We're talking mando. Dr. Pershing helps protagonists So I'm sure we're cheering for the comrades living Uh gecko girl was funny um The what what about the way that ig 11 fought in the first first episode These are a top 10 season two moments Oh, wait. Oh, it's supposed to be yeah, like we're doing our own as compared to at at chat. We're making our own list of ten I got I'm the I'm only coming up with things for season one. Let me see season two um The spiders were cool guys the spiders were cool spiders were terrifying spiders were terrifying Yes, is that oh, yeah, I guess that isn't just strictly production. Yeah I mean it's sort of design and they do act. They they act like spiders and crawl towards them So Because I had a lot of money to just animate it and have really cool designs It is still like it's still part of the show I just went to that clip by the way the fucking dude the mando pulls the turret off. Look how pathetic his face is It's like oh, wow Oh, you pulled it real hard Oh You were able to pull the thing I was standing on it and had both hands on it Okay, I reckon just from that scene a good yank. Okay, and if you wasn't expecting it You could wrench it from the guy's head. So that was like, oh yeah grappling hook cool. That's nonsense I feel like you were firing that thing you'd have a pretty strong grip on it, right? I've watched it many times Yeah, right rags is a mad lord season one, you know historian Um I mean, yeah Season two best moments, um I mean, I'm more than happy with the amount we found. Yeah five. We got five and most of them are superficial Oh, two of them were the third one is a Dropped plot thing. This was you know what five's good. Let's see if any of them match. Yeah I wonder it'll hang on also if you are new here to the channel, please consider subscribing to see Do do people get these from some because they don't make their own they they clearly get them from somewhere It's like this must be like a Yeah stock version where it's just like you see them everywhere. They animated all the same way nobody like I don't know what it is Oh, nobody makes their own custom ones and every youtuber says That every every youtuber says to do it because it apparently increases your uh, you subscribers. I'm still not gonna do it though Did you pick the conversation between bilber and the officer? No, because he immediately contradicts all of that when he starts gunning down storm troopers in the cafeteria It's also not a good idea just to bring up terrible. Yeah It's him being a fucking idiot and him being contradictory to his own character That does not get in my top 10 least worst moments Meadow was about to say something. What were you saying? Yeah, you could just get one of those online for free if you google for it because I used one for For a clip in my old highlights I bet yeah, because you see him enough and yeah, these people aren't talented enough to make that I'm not I don't know how to make that I might be able to figure it out But yeah, it's you see him enough times nowadays, especially It's just a very regular. I was uh, I always feel like these feel really, you know Like if you develop a visual style like having one of these pops up feels like it could potentially be super incongruous with uh What's on the screen? Yeah, like that's what makes me ask if they were just stock things that you just download because they never Like they never seem to mesh with anything else in the video. I guess it's just um Yeah, like I feel like it's kind of this issue of just losing visual style. It's all becoming more like Homogenous placing it at the beginning Like can you at least put it in the middle so that you can be like hey Because for the people out there who do watch videos and then go oh shit. Yeah, I should subscribe because I like this channel Like fair enough, but there's people out there who are like, yeah, I'll give this channel this this thing a shot And then they like subscribe and you're like no Why no Starting at number 10 the great dragon eating a bantha. Okay Yeah, let's say man this this season must be great if this is in your top 10 I I don't know what to say yet Money to animate monsters Yeah production value though like I I appreciate a lot of production values But in terms of The things you would hope to get out of a season the best things You would hope that they were character moments plot moments stuff like that. Um, Not just a sort of a plot moment. Um, well, so that's what i'm going to appeal to now I'm going to be like let's let's think about how this moment came together because that's the substance And I would rather have a top 10 that is trying to reward like how clever was this writing or how well put together Was this and how much does it bank on things we know while also, you know clashing things that we had established previously, but this is um This is something we advocated for from the moment that we had this like problem We were like hey, they eat banthas put a bunch of fucking nukes on a bantha. There you go And then like half an hour later they're like, what if we try that? They say as one of their bodies is being melted by the It's This this moment's super just like the fucking hell you took your time And uh, I don't know. It doesn't seem that impressive to me It's a it's a monster that's eating other monsters and you attach a bomb to the monstrous He and then you blow them up. So yeah, all right. Yeah, the plot of the show of both seasons relies on everyone in the galaxy being an idiot Yeah, I'd have a lot more respect for this scene if they weren't all standing in a semi circle around it Is he referring to when he ate the bantha with the bombs or when he ate the bantha in the town I don't know if that is showing I thought we I thought this shot on the video is when he's eating the bantha in the town It is it is but I guess um, let's see what he's someone just said you're attacking someone's subjective opinion. What happened to you guys? Where have you been? Wait, yeah, welcome to e-fap I'm glad you could join us. So if Let's just put it this way if the claim was no, I like this moment guys. I'd be like, oh, that's cool fine I'm ignoring you now. I'm gonna talk about how well built this moment was Like whether or not you've claimed it's well built I'm gonna talk about that because that's the interesting part to me I don't actually care which top 10 he likes the most I'm curious which ones he picks and then we can talk about how they were they were written That's the part that matters to me because I can also tell you how to access the star wars fans hearts What is the key factor so far? We've discovered spectacle. That is one of the main things Which by the way if someone was like, wait, do you disagree with that? I'd be like no, but What else is there supported spectacle is what I like Yeah, like I like spectacle. I like my cool action scenes, but it'd be nice if it was all made sense Do you think he cried when he saw the krait dragon eating the bantha? Do you think he cried? Because sandworms helped him through cancer when he was eight Mully missed the context for that comment. I'm afraid I did I guess so. I don't know what the context was So They say that the final showdown with the krait dragon was incredible and to that I agree However in chapter nine the marshal the first appearance of the krait dragon It is the first one. That is. Yeah, this is the first one. This is no payoff in the plot. That's what I thought Yeah, it's just it's just a giant one eating a bantha It travels all the way from a cave to this town to eat one bantha who's just standing there You say there's no payoff. It establishes the krait dragon. Okay Oh Now that wow Yeah, that's even dumber. I thought it was going to be the dumb one where there Yeah, I know we were we were attacking it as though it was a big payoff not the intro I don't know what to say. All right So this has been already established This is a bantha. I remember banthas. That's cool. Well krait dragon, sorry The whole thing is oh look it's a sandworm Cool. We did it before dune. Good job. Like I'm I'm gonna roll him back just a little bit just to see what what he said here However in chapter nine the marshal the first appearance of the krait dragon blew me away for a few reasons The scale of the krait dragon was overwhelmingly similar to how the giant sandworms of So It was it's like dude. All right It's like dune because because it's sandworms This is gonna be so funny. Why do you think they did it? Guys, guys, do you remember sandworms? Do you mean from dune? Why oh the spice must flow This is why um on on fringy's key jangling video and and jay's got the comment that says you have to admit It was pretty cool though. It's like that's the that's what the disney people want you to say That's the whole reason they do it is to have you go. Yeah, but it is pretty cool though We want stuff this cool and not fucking holo as hell. Okay, that's just a little bit of an ass Make me feel it's very otherworldly and it was a bit disturbing to watch it devour a helpless bantha All we really see is the head exploding out of the sand as quickly as it came and then it's gone Just the head alone The head explodes out of the sand as quickly as it came What a weird sentence. It appears as quickly as it appears Like yeah, honestly This scene I was too too confused about the physics of being out of bar through sand at that Yeah, I'll tell you what man. We got a couple things The the how could that that thing even move the way it moves through the luck of it not moving in such a way that it would like Fuck with the entire town's sort of the structure of the buildings because like if it went deep enough just under a lot of the Buildings it would topple them right or at least push them over. Yeah, I mean remember that foundation's a sand Yeah, and then and then of course the timing if it hadn't have arrived Well, carb would be dead Even just a second so that was pretty distracting too and then it's just like it came out all this way for one bantha, huh? Okay It must really really really really really like banthas to do that and then the thing is in our coverage We're like, why is everyone in this town? Like it's a super dangerous place to live because of nearby mine reason. Oh the mining is so good. Look at the town It's it's just it's great. It's definitely the risk and the money so good that nobody else came here except us few after the bantha It's it's not like they could fly to the mine and that flying ships caused the big sand dangerous sand worm to hide That's ridiculous. How would they afford a flying vehicle in this world? That's I know they're so rare. You can't find it anywhere if they were mining some valuable resource like it's selling Make money and then use that money. Oh my goodness. And so they wouldn't have thought of that Money with resources So The physics point of the sand worm, right? When it's moving through the town the sand depresses and sinks when it should actually be the opposite This giant worm needs to go off the same amount of you know volume out of the way for it to move And so there should be this big bulge being thrown up when the sand worm moving forward Yes And And so what oh yeah, that's what threw me when I first saw it. It's like hang on. It's like this thing is You know Do you guys remember they wanted it to look the way that it does that's why they did it They don't care about what it was supposed to look like Oh, yeah, because we've already established like so it's timing. It's it's origin the way it moves its motivations Why everyone's there? It's like none of it makes sense. It's just like so really all you you didn't have any of this Happened through cause and effect. You just wanted this giant snake to eat a thing That was it. Yeah, that would reveal and be like wow look season two amping it up We got all your money from your disney plus subscriptions We're putting that's a good use like making giant CGI crate dragons eating banthers You know what you remind me of when they call it a dragon. It's not a dragon Tovah sand It wasn't dragon in the extended universe, right? It's called a crate dragon and it was more dragon like well, I guess it's like a komodo dragon, right? That's not actually it doesn't breathe fire and it can't fly or anything but like well like it Originally in the eu the the concepts and stuff of it was a much more traditionally western Dragon looking creature. All right, okay, and then they turned it into more of a wormy Yeah Speaking of like an entity being in the sand and so wherever it's pushing around the sand is going to be pushed first You guys remember the mummy I do remember the mummy when the scarabs are rising out of the floor And it it bloops out the sand. Yeah the sand comes first and then they go somewhere. Yeah Me that's like it's one of the things they talk about in prison escapes, right? Like if you're digging holes and or like like trying to escape POW camps Like even fucking hogan's heroes got this right where we dug a big tunnel, but where did the dirt go? Well, we had to hide it in little bits here and there and here and there Holes aren't just It's not like minecraft What? What I know, but like if you dig a hole that there has to go somewhere No, that's your bullshit. I want to say that we will cover the mummy on e-fat movies at some point That movie's pretty awesome. It's gonna happen Yeah, I like both of the first two I used to like the second one and then I rewatched it Common mistake So, yeah, that's number 10 Well of what we have to come. I'm so excited The dirt blocks and minecrafts rags, what are you saying? Of course. Yes, of course Big this beast must be the other reason I thought this was incredible was the fact that john favaro took a vague concept From a new hope and fully fleshed it out into a true monster on screen It was a big it like there was a bunch of art of this thing beforehand But he put it on screen and that's oh well I wasn't really him though. That was all the the monster designers and the CGI dudes. Yeah The people who actually make this show The real heroes here The Mandalorian Because if y'all if if you fucking retards are gonna give john favaro credit For the Mandalorian when he's like the writer director for a lot of it and these shows are written and directed like trash Like I don't know what to tell you if your heroes of the Mandalorian are the CGI dudes If you appreciate all the CG stuff, it's like, yeah, you should find out who's making it, I guess because They're the ones you want to thank Um shout what you're gonna say about this you seem like you had a comment Oh, I just like are they saying the the skeleton bone thing is a baby crepe dragon? I guess that's the implication. It's never confirmed in the film, but uh, maybe there may be some eu stuff Or um, additional notes comments from director does that count anymore though? No idea. I I just uh It gets a point for being that's what you just gave it a point for like you yeah It's just something that exists that he thinks is cool. It's really uh crap as a point but In a new we see where the skeletal remains of the creature But now we see it in his full glory and there are here we go Uh, so uh, if we're just as a little side note in the the first star wars when they had the big skeleton Lined up on the ridge when they filmed in tunisia That's like that skeleton's still out there. They just left it That's fine I don't know how to feel about that. I'm like that's kind of nifty, but also that's pollution. So yeah, it's actually not cool But like, okay, that's the team a weird kind of way Yeah, um, I Do you're just a random tunisian walking around in the desert? Who's never seen star wars and just sees this massive set of boats for a dragon? Yeah, they're gonna dig it up one day and be like, holy fuck. What is this? Tunisian dragons Make a whole bunch of lore about it and then it's like it's not real And then they just find out it's from some goopy 70s movie No Remains of this creature, but now we see it in its full glory and there are some other mediums where these I mean it looks okay Does that thing have like a huge body and legs behind it? I thought I didn't realize it had legs Because that makes it even worse to be out of crawl through the sand. Yeah, you want to be Yeah, you want to have all these little legs. Yeah, you want to be like Dyrto dynamic or whatever the fucking subterranean dynamic dirt dynamic or whatever And you want to have like a bunch of little tiny bristles along your whole body to push you piece by piece Legs Yeah Burrowing forwards through dirt you have to dig something up and spit it out or you have to Crawl piece by piece or the dirt has to go somewhere I bet just someone in chat will be like actually I find this really obscure animal That actually does crawl through the the sand with legs, but I don't know man. That's a big It's a bit. No, no, no, there's a big doubt and and plus considering how big it is. Surely that makes it even worse Preacher, but now you look at a mole, right? You take let's let's look at a mole together, right? He's got these big old hands that can go in front of him with these long claws Yeah, that he's like that guy. He's and is and by the way the the The the hair on a mole It it goes in kind of like all directions outwards so it can go backwards and forwards without its hair getting all fucked up So that's why it looks like the way it does. It's not like most animals who have a like a of their furs in like a direction Hmm Look at these little moles and you're like man Look at those guys Yeah Typical human looking to eat it Look at how small it is. It's like the size of it's like a mole farm Ha ha ha Like oh, just don't claw me Just make a shot called the Muldalorian I didn't see it in its glory and there are some other mediums where these dragons have debuted But with that said I have never played those games or read those books So for myself the crate dragon was a huge novelty to me and the final reason this blew me away Was because of the production value the initials that was the only reason you've given so far It looks expensive and I agree The real heroes of mandalorian really made this stuff You were saying it was big and impressive and now I was saying that it also looked realistic because of the production values That's two reasons, right Big and cool and dune All right Seen dragon screamed this season is going to look remarkable and for the Wow, that's it. Okay Imagine one of us said that you're like we're talking about how stupid the crate dragon was that you go Yeah, but this is gonna be a lot of good-looking stuff for this season Imagine looking at the first scene from like infinity war and going, you know, what's gonna mean this movie's really cool Thanos He looks so real. It's like, oh, all right Okay Yeah, there's just usually more to say but all right, you know, it's just one out of 10 I'm sure this is the only point he's gonna be bringing up in relation to just how cool it looks The least least worst. Yeah There's only more to remain true. Number nine. Moff Gideon's science lab. Oh my god. Okay, so Before he even starts on so Moff Gideon's science lab. Also Gideon's there should be an apostrophe after Gideon Fucking yeah, so So The science lab existing right here so close to the other base it creates problems that in season one that are fault Um, it really does it Like why would they think in a basement when they had a full-fledged base that they could have been? Yeah, so this is the thing I've had trouble categorizing this because if you remember They're really retarded in season one in terms of like we've got the baby It's like, yeah, but we can't go to Moff Gideon yet because apparently he's doing something It's like, oh, do you know he killed his own men? Yeah. Why oh to make a point like all of that Is garbage and if you invent this other base in that scene they still I don't know that they would be sent there. They were told to just wait for some reason Like yeah instead of just like going there or sending one of your speeders or someone to pick up baby Yoda And just transport him here or or just have mando deliver him here to the space To the space yeah delivery point. Yeah, it definitely it's created more problems than they were but there are a couple of There's loads of problems anyway, you know Wow, this is this show they just compound one after the other um, so Yeah, like the the presence of this base creates loads of issues the base itself is hilarious They've destroyed their own controls because of the lava they built their base on Oh, yeah, they have a self-destruct that's accessible from anybody just with a grapple That can just repel down and fucking activate it. So that was real clever um What like I love the idea of the architect like oh this lava pool will be a great feature for this It's great over it or maybe like railing or anything like that Yeah, it's fine No You are remembering the callback that that like control panel is made for it's the callback that Yes, but that's not the primary That's not the primary use of that. That's the thing. I actually think it's reasonable It's stupid beyond anything to have a control panel anything over I think it's reasonable for you to have a station or a reactor that has controls built on it that you compress But that's not where you would typically access it It's going to be connected to some kind of panel and you access from there reasonably That's why when obi-1 does it I'm like, oh, that's kind of clever He's deactivating it on the base of it like the actual you know the factory made like on off switch if you will But nobody really accesses that they usually go for the control panels as well Panel itself in the control room. Yeah the idea that you Like just just that's the the primary way you blow up this whole base You have to walk across this rickety Like it's just oh it's so fun because that to me kind of is what tfa does Where it's like remember the old thing we're doing it too. It's like, do you remember why the old thing was the old thing? And they're like no, but I remember what it looked like I remember that you guys really liked it though. So we're just going to do it. Yeah Yep So, yeah, uh, the base is really funny all this I'm trying to think of anything else that happens and it's like the stormtroopers are all incompetent Not a surprise. We're we're they do They drive out and then they drive out with the speeders and then they crash in so the rocks like that's a weird sort of Way of getting out of a base They like don't even attempt to lock The people you remember they do that one time in episode three. They lock them in a room. It turns out to be the one room They don't lock them in Oh, yeah, that's right They never try that All the other times the stormtroopers are dealing with the heroes on a ship or station of any kind They never try and lock them between, you know, just in one room Wouldn't it be great if there was like one episode of Mando where the stormtroopers actually captured him? Honestly, if they killed him Yeah, if they killed him, it's like it would be a plot hole. Like what? Yeah, at this point it would be a plot hole It's like how come how come the bullet didn't just magnetize to his helmet sitting on the table on the other side of the room It's the only place where the bullets hit However, they made the f***ing fish guy activate that thing as well when Mando's the jetpack such an asshole move What dude, uh, yeah, so everything about the science lab is bullshit though I would assume he might praise the fact that it's mysterious. What's going on here. Look at these Oh, look at what's that? That's like a hand. Oh my goodness Oh, it's no clones Oh, I know hands It's titled the siege team Mando destroys an imperial base on Navarro But inside this base was a science lab of sorts where we find out that Experiments regarding blood transfusions with high m count blood aka four sensitive blood are being put into volunteers for one reason or another These volunteers are seen to be lifeless deformed humanoids after were they volunteers? I don't remember. I'm saying that Okay, I don't know if there was a good mention volunteer If they said volunteer, I feel like there would have been a whole lot of air quotes around that word. Yeah, I was about to say volunteers like Also, yes, good. Yes. Is that the accountant was a better? Yes, the accountant that they brought along with them is a more combat capable soldier than the stormtroopers. That is correct. Yes um But yeah, there's this spooky science experiments All right, even these transfusions this scene is easily one of the scariest weirdest scenes in the mandalorian in the reason All right. Oh, he got spooked by it. All right And then they decided to blow it up instead of find out what's happening here, but It could have been useful To know what on here instead of fucking blowing up the base remember how they blew up all the armory as well because Nobody should be using weapons or something. What does mando say? He's like, you know Nobody should be using weapons except for me Well, I can't remember what the line was because I just remember being immediate He's like, oh no, I should be using these tanks or whatever. They end up using one of them, but it's just mando And it doesn't it's certain. Well, I don't that's who Why would you say this mando? Is he just salty because he's about to get all of his weapons blowed up on the razor crest a couple episodes later He's retroactively salty No one's alive weapons now If I can't and I like this now Initial comments during my review is that this clearly is setting up a road map to the creation of a snook type character Or even aiding in the creation of a functional clone body. Is that what's good about it? Yeah, um, so here's here's the thing the rise of skywalkers a fucking joke I don't know if you if disney needs to stay far far away from that movie Well, I mean it seems like they're getting close to outright decanonizing it Which is um, kind of unpinkable, isn't it? But you guys know that there's a quote from ryan johnson saying like he was so excited to kill snook in tlj Because it means that in the ninth movie kylo will be the villain No, that's not even one. Oh, yeah, that's so much like you guys should have had a plan from the start He like envisioned kylo committed to the dark side and then jj was like nice. Okay Okay Gideon's like taking orders from palpatine or something palpatine even now five years after battle of yavin after he'd fucking exploded um, I guess palpatine is in a condition where he can communicate with people and get his Plan out there. Hmm They were like, oh, we're gonna get rid of all the information of the science lab by shooting a control panel Which one of them does like the troopers Like I feel like that's probably not gotten rid of most of the data from from this area just saying Probably didn't even do that much like if I shot my keyboard, not that it's the same, you know No in the future they've they've stacked all of that into the keyboard you guys That's what you do when your parents come into your room This happens in an angel because uh, they don't understand technology when they made tv shows in the 90s I guess but um a computer short circuits because someone pours water over the keyboard Like it's it's that kind of funny shit. It's like, yeah, that's how that works And also like they knew If they were so desperate to try and destroy what was going on here You know forget it whatever it's fine It's way too It's way too similar and they put baby Yoda's blood into somebody and it turned him into that Well, oh boy Oh my goodness gracious. Oh, I don't like the troopers and palpates. He'd ever would just like, oh Are we the baddies that happened? Oh my god, is this baby have AIDS? AIDS be See off something regarding palpatein for it to be mere coincidence at this point and personally I like when star wars gets a bit disturbing plus regardless of what we think this is Something so small like failed experiments allows us to Fund speculation about what moth To or his overarching plan as a villain regardless of how you feel about the sequel trilogy They are going anywhere and just like the clone wars made the prequels Yeah, I think they might actually be going they're doing a tv series right where they're doing each season is going to be rewriting Didn't they just announce this? Yeah, they're doing a lot of tv shows The last thing I heard was that there's a good chance that um, they're splitting up star wars into timelines now And that the sequel timeline is going to be sequestered away while we do some new stuff And the luke showing up in mandalorian season two is indicative of how we are not in the sequel timeline We're in a different one And so elements might be similar, but they're going to change what happened again. Yeah star wars multi Yeah, because if not and they just had baby luda take baby luda baby luda They just had luke take baby yoda away to his jedi temple to be massacred by kylo ren And so, uh, yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens in terms of How much disney continued to reference the sequels Here we go the disney plus has announced that they're going to be using reboot footage from Harry fisher harrison ford and they're redoing All three season all three of the last episodes as disney plus separate shows So redoing Yes, you're gonna have episode seven episode eight and episode nine ret conned on disney plus That sounds like it might just be making a remaster of them with extra new footage Yeah, I'm not sure It's all I read today. I just read it today um No details about whether other sequel trilogy whatever blah blah blah So I fully believe they're ret conning the whole thing at this point. People are saying that's just a rumor and that's Misinformation. I don't know to me. There's too many concerning and nods in the vandalorian that that lead to the sequel that gives me Yeah concerns. I think they're having the opening thing This feels like a setup for snook and that I wonder though if um through using baby yoda blood I wonder if they're gonna be Taking things they liked from the sequels and redoing Uh, not necessarily to see because they've got a lot of time left. They can do many years of no Like direct solid references, but to be honest with you I don't think I don't think they all considered a bad thing to be like And here he is snook when he was first made and they could do all kinds of stories with him, you know Whatever they want without but I mean, I guess as I get Andy circus back, which is cool. Yeah But Oh, it's a little up in the air. I really like, you know, I can't even really speculate like I just I don't know what we're gonna do It's just I think that's kind of why they're doing it They're just like trying to set up anything that they can possibly just pull So they scatter their cards across the table and then the public sort of go. We like the Luke Skywalker. We like Yeah, exactly so they can listen to what people are saying and be like, all right, let's just do those things Avro just confirmed that Mandalorian is leading to the sequel trilogy. Yeah, I'm just curious if it's gonna be an alternative sequel trilogy or the sequel trilogy that we have They could change it whatever they want. It doesn't fucking matter to them Yeah But we're definitely in the you know, not only do we have a decanonization happening in different larger IPs But we also have multi-verse happening in uh and like Is that they are they're gonna they're not gonna decanonize it explicitly But they are going to be like yeah, it's over. It's definitely canon over here over on up over there Sound like you had a question there Oh I was I don't know if i'm making this on my own habit like did a dc fiddling with the multi-verse and dce I'm pretty sure what's no dc's thing now is just hey, there is no like main universe We just have a bunch of different things going on at the same time So like I think they call it worlds of dc. So it's like are we gonna like? Uh, yeah, I mean that's what it is. It's giving up It's it's Eric's it is giving up. It's like we don't we're not gonna even try to like make all of these fit in the same universe Dude, I wouldn't be surprised They throw out movies and people like where does this fit in they're just like you decide Well, I mean dude, even now they're having debates about whether or not like Zack Snyder's justice league is like is that one canon or is justice league like 2017 canon like it's pretty it's it's kind of insane just how Like scattered the whole thing is and the funny thing is you see a lot of people like nasty marvel comics thing Is about into can is having an interconnected universe? Whereas dc's thing is multi-verse. It's like what? All right Yeah, I guess, you know, which I have to see how this all rolls out, but um eyebrows are raised. Okay Hmm And and other live-action series will fill in the necessary gaps of the proof. There are no necessary gaps Fill in the necessary gaps. I think I'd say the I'd say that I Like explaining things that need to be explained most of that is not related to this. It's just like Basic state of the galaxy stuff and where Where mainly where did snow come from? Yeah, I mean if he's talking about those gaps like men Mandalorian's got a lot of work to do Yeah, and Mandalorian's too busy fucking around in caves on ice planets to be answering these questions Yeah, they just have like the lore dump episode. He just sits down for half an hour and someone explains to him the state of the universe You hit your head pretty hard there Mando. Let me explain other things Let me explain everything that happened or actually oh you're awake in a mental institute rocking around in the corner This is a deep psychosis Of Star Wars history and I think that's okay. And yeah, like I said this scene now is just really cool to me One of the coolest moments of season two Definitely we got two cool Well The piggy guys from return of the Jedi there in a fighting ring Hey It's episode one This is weird This is a very big moments that everyone loves But it's picking like really background detail Like I guess where I'm on first few minor. So like yeah, you know the top four could just be bow guitar Yeah, they could be great. They could be really good stuff and he's gonna definitely explain why they're actually amazing and not terrible So let's hear the reasoning The Gamorian guard death the opening of season one was perfect Din Djarin went to meet with an alien Gorka resh to learn about the whereabouts of other Mandalorians upon entering this building. We see that there are Gamorian guards basically cage fighting with fiber waxes incredible return of the That's a species day rex. Yeah, they're Gamorian guards like no no they're Gamorians. Their occupation is guards But these ones But guys, do you remember the Gamorian guards? I remember Gamorian guards. I do like that. He's gonna explain this as they were like if you remember in episode six When luke comes to java's palace, there are Gamorian guards Yep, these ones aren't Gamorian guards. These ones are like cage fighters regular Gamorians. I assume Yeah, I like the idea that it's an entire species of My papi was a guard my papi I was born in this garden. I'm gonna die on this guard We, you know, they have like the mandos have a warrior culture. They have a guard culture Oh What do we do well, we just sort of walk around and act tough If anything goes wrong, we call the police We do look tough to scare most people away Yeah, also, we're from the south now I remember to talk in a lower register We make sound more intimidating. Well, like they have normal voices They're just like told to go He's like you go to talk like that if you're gonna be a god, okay Go to guard school I like the idea of the outcast Gamorian god. This sounds like a movie. You know how it's like I don't want to be a guard. I want to be like, uh, I want to be an artist. I want to be like a poet You'll be a guard He sees luke skywalker on the tv and he's like, I want to be like that It's like you can't be like that. No Gamorian guard ever go be a Jedi And you know, it's like, look how you make your mother cry We got a whole movie here Mom you understand right your father's right, you're gonna be a fucking guard. You're a good morning And then he gets disowned kicked out of the house. Yeah, he has to fight his way up the Gamorian god boxing tournament You know and I have the karate kid, but for poetry. It's just you know, you're the best around but while writing things down really quickly Yeah, doesn't have a name and you'd think it would be Gamorian god and then the number but they don't even have numbers They're all just Gamorian god like They somehow tell the difference like Gamorian god will be battling Gamorian god today. He's like, that's me Mr. And Mrs. Gamorian guard is the son. What would you like to name him? Oh his name Thanks, Dr. Gamorian god No, there are no such there are no Gamorian god doctors. All right, that's just Gamorian god He's a joke. Yes, I need antibiotics. He's like I'm a Gamorian guard I don't know how to admit us to antibiotics. All I know how to do is god things I could guard the pharmacy, but I can't get you the I could God I'll make sure that no unauthorized personnel in our pharmacy They have just empty buildings everywhere. Just guarding them. There's nothing in it. It's like you could go. Yeah Oh, sorry. They just build buildings to have them be guided There is no theft in Gamorian societies because they're all gods It's against their culture to have a god like something unguarded someone builds a sand castle and they run up to it Like you need a guard I can guard myself. Yeah, I like that That's how the the Gamorian god kids learn how to become just adult Gamorian gods that build sand castles and god So it's just a big a bunch of kids on a beach I just had a hugely vivid image of their home world just being a bunch of doors that lead nowhere and that's where they They sleep leaning up against The door frame guarding a door Well, you know the good Yeah, incredible of other mandaloreans upon entering this building We see that there are Gamorian guards basically cage fighting with fibro axes incredible return of wow Wow You remember Gamorian? It's incredible. Yeah Incredible incredible For the Gamorian guards give it up for the Gamorian gods. Yeah, yeah fiber axis fiber axis The Jedi favorite Star Wars film for basically my entire life. Oh, yeah, it's the worst one until when I can believe it was your favorite, but he said it was the worst one. I was like, oh my god, right What do you mean? It's the worst like the sequel trilogy exists Rest of the original It's the worst of the three originals. It's way better than the rest of the shit out there. Oh, yes I think it's my favorite. I love return to the Jedi. I love return to the Jedi too It has my favorite Star Wars moment in it being the throne room scene. Yeah, um empire's part of my favorite though New hope is made better Empire is definitely better structurally And coherently but still last return to the genus. My favorite. You just love you I think it is. Yeah, the throne room scene is just so fucking good the music You just said empire and then throne seem fringing not true star wars You can't even get the movie straight No, I said no, no, no, I was saying no actually empire probably is my favorite But like return to the Jedi it is the throne seems probably like my favorite Jetpack simp would say Yeah Age fighting with fiber acts jet packs in the throne room scene I love the way Boba Fett attacked Palpatine. It was with his jetpack threw it at him Incredible return of the Jedi was my favorite Star Wars film for basically my entire life until I like this sort of It's like, okay, so they're gonna need to understand why I care so much about the Gamorian gods Oh, yeah, it's very so I really like return to the Jedi. You're like, okay When I was eight, I had to go to the guardian guards helping me get through it No, I need cosplay as a good morning guy I had to God everything was saved His life his life was saved by someone cosplaying as Gamorian God. That's I always cosplayed as the Gamorian guards people told me I didn't even need makeup No So Oh damn And one right fresh off the presses for this conversation right now I want to be a ballet dancer mom No, no, it's not a mind will be Ballet dancer. You'll be a guard just like everyone else It's just high school musical book for Gamorian gods. We're breaking free. I'm so horrid flying Give me the IP we will make it successful. I swear to God We will yeah, we will work really hard I will work tirelessly day and night to make good morning gods a reality all right Well, maybe a few back. So this scene felt like oh, this is what happened to the remnants of those guards from java's palace No, you fucking Oh my god, that's what happened to the two guards in that one movie Multiple players as full of those people Remember these guys, yeah, they fucking die Okay, we brought back Hey I'm so glad they made it out safe. I hope nothing bad Yeah, I love Gamorian gods so much and then they just get shot. Well, what are the guys Actually, I just want to roll him back. What did you say? Scene felt like oh, this is what happened to the remnants of those guards from java's palace I guess he said remnants the the entire race of Gamorians was employed by java What a great guy Man Luke Man Just destroying this entire economy Gamorian guard race they like he's the most he's like the sea is the most hate. Yeah I've almost to be to say I'm gonna put incredible at the end of it. Okay incredible full stop Incredible Payment somewhere and killing each other. I thought it was very cool and surprisingly interesting to see these aliens fighting one another Oh, very cool Very surprisingly interesting incredible incredible incredible incredible almost like sumo wrestling in star wars at times Wow, it's not like that in any way It's Oh, yeah, no sumo wrestlers in orange for fighting with fucking battle axes. Yeah They're not battle axes. Friggy shame on you. Oh, sorry. I don't know shit about like they're retarded blade thingies that That's a better description than what Retarded blade thingies They're not battle axes. They're rbt's retarded It's ceremonial, so that's comparing this to sumo wrestling. What the fuck Is it because there were two fat guys? Like they're not really fat. They're just wearing poofy pants Of them is totally normal. They just have the big ass heads Yeah, they got chunky chunky makeup. Um Man What a number eight killing each other I thought it was very cool and surprisingly interesting to see these aliens fighting one another It was almost like sumo wrestling in star wars at times and one thing about this too is I love how the show I haven't seen any sumo wrestling in star wars before but all right They just to me it does seem like if you're gonna put sumo wrestling in star wars, this is what you'd get Yeah, you get gammorian gods fighting each other with big retarded blade things And one thing about this too is I love how the show uses recognizable characters in novel ways to show us Characters in novel ways novel ways. Okay. All right. Yes the gammorian gods the most important significant contribution to the star wars canon you guys are getting a real big insight into Why lukas film are very happy about the response to man lauren season two right now. Yeah, wolfie with another Hot from the presses here Hot take hot take here. I don't the gammorian race is a really lazy In terms of creativity alien race like a lot of the other star wars aliens. They got weird faces and stuff like this It's just uh, uh peak the pig head. Put a pig head on some green space pigs. Yeah green space pig Make him green No, they're dumb Dumb alien race. I like green space pigs. All right chat. Do we like to agree? Do we like more and gods or not chat thumb up or down watering guards cool or not? Well, yeah, but we know you're cool with them rags. We're saskin if uh chat thinks they're cool Chat will agree that they are very cool. Let's see. I'm waiting for those thumbs up or down. Here we go If someone all right got an up We got a lot of a lot of ups. They are very cool Green space pig down chat. You disappoint me Are a lazy alien race hold the line. I agree hold the line Green space pig man are cool. Oh See them all ups and downs You disappoint at least this does you disappoint me You know, I wonder what the result would be if these guys were originally in the sequel trilogy Like they were in the ot I wonder what the I wonder if that would change the results at all. I'd be curious Was this like some big brained experiment to expose chat? Yeah, chat don't even know I've got an alternate reality mauler on the phone And and they were made in the sequel trilogy in that reality He reckons that they all voted down majoritably. So how about that chat, huh? how about that Hawking they have access so it's cool. They're not axes. They are sharp blade thingies. Jesus. No, no retarded The retarded pot is probably sharp too. Maybe it is Encapsulates how stupid the design is The main thing is yeah The main thing is yeah Characters in novel ways to show us how the galaxy has changed after the empire was defeated Or you know after the outfall of the original trilogy It just keeps pushing things and showing us creatures We already know in new situations, which actually makes it feel fresh number It doesn't feel fresh. It feel it it it feels like they're just look gammorian guards. They're fighting It's like the the bear Yes, uh alien races should be doing a diverse amount of things and I'll be on scene Do the one thing constantly like like guarding But that's I guess worth praise. I think they were discussing it They were like there's gonna be a fight in this room who should we have fights? Like maybe do a do an alien like the audience will recognize because it'll make them happy They'll make videos about how it's a really good move on our part to have them in the background. Okay Which one? Oh, I don't know the pig ones from the ot just throw them in Yeah We're seven bokeh tan Ass from the quorum in the episode titled the heirs That was really weird Because I found this So this is a real bad scene very like Like it made uh mandalorian look really weak and incompetent. I mean that's just the general Not that we need more of that. There's a lot of that. I know that we need more, right? It's just like there's a lot of weird shit to this. Okay, like nothing once again Nothing about it works from the perspective of the mandalorians that want to talk to him They've spotted him when he arrives and they don't come to him Until I guess they fly over once they realize that the people he is with are attacking him Instead of just contacting him immediately because they want to meet him So that's weird. Yeah, I guess they just want to look cool I don't know what that was. It's like they wanted to wait to get a chance to look cool I think that's one of the things that you there was a comment on my key jangling video Um where somebody were like I I think I made fun of the fact that it was really stupid that um like Boba Fett found Mando in the middle of a Tatooine desert and just didn't show up for like six episodes And you have like these types of things happen throughout the show And it's always because they just want them to come in in a really cool way at the moment that they want them to Not what would make sense for the character to do and it's throughout this whole show So showing up like exactly at the right time to save them It's always for the time that they think will be like the most potent regardless of whether it makes any sense Which is hard to do as a writer to contrive it so that a big payoff happens at the same time as others or something Or at the last moment, but that's that's like where the work comes in. Yeah, because of course this is just This is so weird. They toss the baby into the water I guess in the hopes that the creature will try to consume it and then they Presumably they want his armor Andos, I guess I guess that's what if the thing eats him, right? I don't know I guess they'll wait for it to poop it back out, but uh he jumps in And I don't know What his plan was if not to jump in and attack it because he just immediately sort of comes back up and he's like ah Fuck it. It's like oh You'd think he would get his breath if he needed it and go back down and and you know He's got a vibrant knife, right? He's got he knocked out a mudhorn with his knife. So you'd think you know Get in there Mando But um, but no and then of course he's he's getting stressed out because like oh, no They've poking me with the the fishermen things. Oh god You'd think the whistling birds might come in handy. I think the flamethrower might come in handy. I think the gun might come in handy But now I'll just sit here. I'll just chill for a while And so yeah, this this scene makes him look incredibly incompetent Like because he gets rescued and then someone does his job for him in like half the time It took him to fucking stop drowning. You know, like it's it's it's all very Yeah, it's a scene Then you're like, oh, it's bokeh tan. Oh katoa. Oh my god Oh katoa Do you remember from that TV show? Yeah, the helmet and the the woman Yeah Boob armor. Oh wait. No wait, that's guess I'll die Honestly, the boob armor controversy was the best thing that came out of this episode by far Yeah, it's just funny where people's priorities lie Yeah, I mean why can't you criticize it how shit it is not for whether or not there's boob armor whether or not It conforms to your political perspective My political perspective. They should be boob armor Yeah, I mean that probably is somebody's perspective isn't it? You know what I mean? So what explains well shad explains the value of a a breast Prepped armor and and then they're like no my politics don't allow it. Okay I like the idea of you know Like you're in it. You're at some kind of like political debate and it's like, you know The politicians is talking about like fiscal policy. It's like next question. All right, so we all need to know What is your stance on boob armor in the mandalorian? It's like, oh I think I think it's okay that everyone goes boom. Yeah, exactly. It's like, what do you want me to say? Live action and which was very very well done originally for this ranking I wanted to talk about bokeh tan saving din aboard the boat And while that was a very epic scene a great reveal the one that really got my blood pumping was when din was saved again at night Wow, who he saved again? Which which scene of din getting saved is my favorite this one the one that's really like I think we all sighed when this happened We were like, oh, yeah They just follow him around until he talks to him. They're like, come on This is what you just because we take our helmets off doesn't mean we're not cool Yeah, just home a bunch of corn surrounded him and he looked like he was a goner, but then bokeh tan and no He killed them all easily without any problems whatsoever He's fine He's got armor Well, I mean, I was gonna say he's got a weapon that automatically kills people in what like insta kills him for him He doesn't even have to move They have like your knives and the shit and he just shoots them with his gun It's awkward that this is considered like epic and awesome because they save him You can tell look at mando's expression. He's like, I don't I don't even You can tell clearly from his face that he is not that bothered Smartass with the corn who lost a brother, which is why they surrounded din jar and say Well, maybe you shouldn't have attacked the mandalorian. I don't know Yeah, maybe you should have done something more than stand in front of him with a knife It's like you killed my brother. What are we like? Wait, what? How do you uh, okay? I guess like Who even are you? Is it really worth attacking this like decked out mandalorian because your brother was stupid enough to try and take his arbor? It's like, I don't know. I guess honor something like that Killed my brother when bokeh tan drops in she goes. No, I killed your brother and then she releases the few At least they shoot them like what do they think? Dude, this is an action figure shit No, I don't I killed your brother. No, I killed your brother And he walks down all the aliens like yeah, they die. Oh my goodness bokeh tan kisses mando Yeah, I don't know what these alien dudes thought would happen like I There's only one way this was gonna end and this is it Is standards for what is good? Yeah Hey, it's so funny. No, I killed your brother. No, it's so awesome, dude And then they shoot Is that is that a dome quote there? Yeah, it's so awesome. He's like, oh you killed my brother and then like no, no I did it. I was going to kill your brother and then they unload on him and then that's it Very quick scene, but it's a very powerful bit of action And it doubles down on a no-nonsense approach that bokeh tan has when dealing with people in her way Yeah, they're going to kill her so she shot him What do you mean? The action wasn't powerful It's some fish people They're fish people with knives and you have indestructible plot armor and guns like I guess you won. Yeah I would have if I was a gambling doggo, um, I would put my money on you winning this one I feel like the odd would be really low for uh, you know, like And no versus random fish people See he's like, oh it's a super powerful boba, but I mean this is kind of the expression I think we all had at that point. We were just like, well Seems like the win has already decided, but if you say so and it doubles down on a no-nonsense approach That was when dealing with people in her way It also demonstrates just even if we are unfamiliar with the character Which might be the case for a lot of people watching the Mandalorian It demonstrates you the bokeh tab will kill someone if they threaten to kill her if you like, okay Wow, what an incredible warrior I would have thought she'd just die, but okay. Yeah, she would have, I guess I'm dead. I guess I'll die now Yes, I'll die. Hey, yeah, it's not me I'll die The Mandalorian the bokeh tan and her comrades these night owls are not to be underestimated and beyond that I just really really like more Mandalorian. Oh now that he's pointed out that it's a night owl It looks like a retarded one because the eyes are like below the beak Oh no now it looks dumb You ever should have pointed that out No, now it looks stupid That's funny Beyond that, I just really really like more Mandalorians in the Mandalorian. I'm sure you guys go anymore. I'm sure you think they're very cool I've got keys to jangle. They like Mandalorians. Let's get a lot more of them. I guess We love more Mandalorians. I do remember Mandalorians. I do I just I can picture those means actually happening. They're like there wasn't enough Mandalorians in Mandalorian season one You guys need more Mandalorians, okay? And someone's like, what about the writing? He's like, I don't care more Mandalorians Yeah, that was the issue with season one. There weren't there weren't enough Mandalorians You figured it out. You took the final piece of the puzzle Go shit too quick to add more Mandalorian. I like I like the idea that like there was a whiteboard Like in Disney headquarters and there's just a crappy drawing of Mandalorian On the whiteboard and then the guy just draws another stick figure next to it and puts the mando helmet on and it's like, ah Oh, then we get somewhere and then he draws another one. It's like, oh It's getting better. Give that man a race Yeah, give that man all the money All the drawings get worse of the Mandalorian helmet as he goes The stock guys are like, hmm, that seems like a good idea. I guess I like the idea that the Mandalorian would go up and the Aston Calorian He's got a little adventure capitalist hat on. He knows what he's talking about. Stonk stonk You've cracked the code Jimmy I can see the money pouring in now our precious millions And then they start castling I want to see a whole lot of Mandalorians after dinjar and challenging him for that dark saber So hopefully oh, yeah that fucking it's gonna suck that stupid bullshit I have to defeat him in combat to get it. It's like, but what about the time you didn't we don't talk about that It's so stupid. Like let's think codes of honor in fictional material They're so useful for a writer to bring up whatever stupid dumb bullshit you need for the plot It's kind of honor in black panther It's like the most advanced civilization in the world trial by combat so that we can have our bad guy get his yellow Black panther suit. Yeah What a shit like like the idea that they're in that stonks meeting and then they show this video and they're like He just said he wants more Mandalorians in season three. Do you guys understand the fans want more Mandalorians? All right, then I wouldn't be surprised in the trailer if there's like this moment where One lands and then someone's like you couldn't possibly think one of you could take us on and then like a light turns on there's like a hundred And then it just goes like Are you ready the best content star wars has ever had to offer? Oh my god, if you're right, we'll find out Um Why not? I mean jj is kind of the pissing to model it after I just keep on cranking it That's where c3 is going. But yes bokeh tan saving den jarn's ass from the core in round two perfection number six That scene was perfection Aren't the empire looking for this guy These are his best moments number six What is happening at school If I was a kid in that classroom and they just dropped off this guy And the bounty of this is the greatest treasure this parse I could ever seen times 10 I'm I'm getting the fuck out of that school. I don't want to be anywhere near this guy uh The fact that mando leaves him there is absurd the Yeah, like the the episode it's like they just they were looking for a carer because they had to do a bunch of shit The baby order couldn't be around um And the fact that like we don't really understand what the fuck's happening in navarro. It's like I guess Someone took over There's a it's a new because like when the empire took over it looked like it was getting Sort of ransacked like a lot of people had left a lot of empire the huge war thing happened Explosions everywhere Like no, we refurbished it and now people go to school here The empire wasn't in charge when we saw it in season one and it was a shithole because no, it was just an outer rim crappy Yeah, place like things are going well now. I guess grief cargers like managed to fix up the economy I don't really know I don't know how Yeah, what is their economy on this planet? Like what is their export sent? Yeah, I was about to say like is it rocks Secret bases Yeah So um So, you know, I'm starting to think like the bill bursting is probably gonna be his number one It's gotta be Luke. I feel like it has to be I don't think it's gonna be Luke. I think that's too obvious Look, I'll go against the grain fine. I'll I'll bet against it. I'll even if I'm the only one It's not allowed. Stop it. Put it away short look I think he'll either honorable mention Luke because he knows that everyone would expect to choose it for number one Or he'll put him at like number two plus No fine At school when grope at star wars school at first I was thinking well, this is a bit strange But then the situation became super hilarious grogu. Well Oh, yeah, it's strange, but it became hilarious. It's just super hilarious guys I fucking hate grogu. I just want to put that out there. Oh, yeah, I kind of want to how dare you Is the best thing in the show After he ate the eggs that was over. Yeah After they kept let keep letting him eat them So is the is the the food battle gonna be what he's praising is that really it? 50 is an infant in a classroom full of 10 year olds and the one thing on his mind Snacking the exchange between grogu holding his hands out for some blue cookies that another student had He was eating them just across from grogu made me laugh out loud It was super funny to see that other kid look at grogu like, uh, what do you need? No, this is my stuff and then Oh my god Oh my god, yeah There's not much to say about this Like these are the standards. Okay I mean, I'll laugh at anything I laugh at likely like all of the stupidest jokes rags will say and I'm just over here gaffawing Yeah, they are great That's what was said They're stupid as well amazing Okay This is just semantics. You were you were on the first stage of grief. It's okay. You'll get to the next one soon Nope You're still on stage one we can do this all day you're on stage one You You're not even accepting that you're on stage one and you know what I have accepted it so hard I've gone through all the stages and now I'm right back at stage one. Oh, shit But you're not uh, oh, no, look It's just it's just funny how like your brain is starting to melt down Well, once you're confronted with the reality that my brain is super chilled I'm I've got a cryo gently It's like your brain is super chilled itself My brain is frozen at night. It's still spitting mad fire. It's supposedly carbonite. Oh, okay They hired me To fill up their base with lava because of my crazy hot jokes that I'm constantly just you've got crazy hot jokes But your brain that's cold. It's kind of interesting how that works, right? I think it's fucking fascinating. In fact, it's fascinating for how insane it is. Yes. I agree It's insane in the membrane Let me actually make him stop. I can do that. I don't have that power I'm scared It's hot and cold at the same time Exchange with the food is real funny. Like uh, what do you need? No, this is my stuff And then grogu not taking no for an answer. This is much less funny Yeah I like he's just describing it. That's it. Yeah This thing happened. It's the scene. This happened. Yeah, I know what happened I watched the show too He's abusing the force to pull the cookies towards himself without the kid knowing and I thought that was Yeah, I don't know how there's nothing more satisfying. What happens after this is the kid takes his cookies back Yeah, the kids know you little shit. You can't have all my stuff. Yeah, exactly Here's my cookies. They're probably writes in Navarro The next 30 seconds includes baby yoda getting punched in the face by a I wish I wish I could have seen that. Yeah Grogu face, you know, he's just staring back at the kid who refused to share with him Is it a questionable use of the force me? Skewed as hell and led to a questionable use of the force. Why baby He lifted up mud horn. I feel like this is a low power use Grogu tried to he he forced choked Cara dune when they were playfully arm wrestling on the razor crest Lifted up a mud horn. That was big weight Why would this be surprising to me right now to refuse to share? Oh That is kind of the reaction to the The whole show. Yeah Here with them. Is it a questionable use of the force? Maybe but it was skewed as hell and led to a funny scene later on in the episode of grogu puking in the razor crest Number five Oh, here we go I'm honestly surprised boba fed didn't didn't get higher like you'd think first of all would be a soca Like maybe so called the after I don't know Yes Hope he's gonna mention the knee rockets Well, yeah, let's see what he says boba Earns I'll be very honest here. I never grew up with an affinity for boba fed I never thought of him as integral to anything beyond looking cool in being a bounty hunter Looking cool Is really important to the plot but whatever it's fine. It's all it's whatever you didn't actually watch the movies And if you did you did what john favreau did you just watch them? But on mute so you could just get the visuals to copy without understanding the story or characters. Well Shad you once had the perspective of the boba fed didn't do anything, right? Yeah Not that I just felt he wasn't massive. He was just you know, there I can't remember exactly what I said It's just that he's not um Perhaps he's not the most important No, no my my initial take was that I felt he wasn't that competent. That was my initial take If I remember correctly, um Yeah, I would I I think there are examples of his lacking competence, but there's also examples of his Yes, which is the discussion that may be that dominates it is Just that he dies by getting hit in the back. I guess that's kind of like the It's played off as a goof as a joke um But yeah, that's that's kind of but hey look he didn't die so it's okay. Yeah, he's fine. Look at him Out on his face is all fucked up He was eaten by a sawlack that totally means that his helmet fell off and the acid went on his face Yeah, there you go Heck my lack of interest might be due to return of the jedi being the most watched star wars movie in my collection In the first star wars film that I ever saw and boba isn't really that cool in return of the jedi So yeah, I think that makes sense But I have to say the second boba fed showed up in the tragedy laying waste to storm troopers on typhon What does that mean if he literally stabbed him with a piece of wood? I don't even know like killing storm troopers is so easy an accountant could do it even like This is one of those the writers made it that way though things where he's like, oh, you know I didn't really think much about that but as soon as I saw him wrecking absolute shit now. I like him. It's like, yeah, but But like they made it that way in this one moment and it's all incredibly arbitrary like nobody kills him for no reason I I don't know. Yeah storm troopers are worthless. They're worthless idiotic buffoons. It's stripped away storm troopers like A third grader. It's not very impressive. It's stripped away to the point where a writer said boba fed is cool And someone no, I don't think so and it's like no he can he's he is he is Okay, it's very cool. He killed many storm troopers. That's the that's where it feels like they seem was for a lot of people They were like, you know boba fed was never really never really much of anything But now now he is just like I don't think it's that impressive to kill these people. They suck Yeah, the storm troopers are incredibly incompetent. I can see why people like this scene Um, and if the storm troopers actually like if they did the editing right where they're not just hanging back with guns Where they could have shot them at any moment and the storm troopers pose a legitimate threat Yeah, I I could have been done so much better with boba fed kicking butt with people who don't have Higher standards for that. They still get that kind of buzz. Yeah, boba fed kicking butt stuff I just get annoyed that the armor is breaking from a stick That annoyed you. Wow. Well, I wonder why nitpick it Be stick Unbelievable it was over the top brutal in one of the most visually pleasing sequences of one arm Have you have you seen good fighting scenes before? Hey ever I'll tell the difference. That's the important part Yeah, that's why I'm asking can't tell the difference I'm alone. He just likes it when people fall over from other people attacking them Pretty much that's about it. Let's see that's about as specific as you need to get He likes the idea of that of of fight scenes He Fashioned faces beyond that when boba dons the armor he lost his brutality somehow got attached to him It's clearly just like uh, it cost the costume shit It's really really really cheap Clearly does not fit him right and it's not pieced together. Well, it clearly it looks like Something worse than what a cosplayer would put together Um, I disagree. I reckon he wears it well myself. Oh, no I reckon he owns it is like Like it's like compare it to the uh, who's the the sheriff in the Look at the left breastplate thing. It's like clearly sticking off of it. It's flapping. Yeah I reckon he owns the look I like his oh, what does that mean? What do you mean? Yeah, what does that mean? Okay compare it to the the uh The sheriff guy in the first one it looked really that one looked unfitted like it was out of proportion No, no, no in comparison I reckon Well, I don't care about that other thing. I'm talking about this thing. Uh, no, no, no It's by point of reference that you can establish certain standard tracks. Um At argan. Yeah, he totally owns that. Oh, that's still not a good No Yeah, it's not a loobah my friend. Yeah, it is. It's really really Not comparing it. He owns the look comparing to cob. Yeah, it's super low Yeah, he's wearing it well. So but you agree that cob that it just really did not suit him at all No, but it wasn't meant to I'm trying to find it When cob goes up because I'm not I'm not entirely sure. I agree that cob wears it worse Um, I remember I think it looked really stupid in the first step. It looks I think it looks kind of Floopy on both of them, but at least yeah, it looks more lined up Like it fits in better No, it feels like there needs to be there's like space that needs to be filled out in it And it's not getting filled out at all Oh, it's on the stream Well, no, I think they both look awkward like Yeah, so do I um, I think cob wears it better I think neither of them wear better. I'm not sure like how to categorize who's wearing it better I'm not sure how I would figure it out like Yeah, I think the weird thing with cob is that the like it fits better But it's it's that it's filled up by that weird red undershirt. So you can't really tell what the profile is supposed to be But yeah, it looks bad in both circumstances Oh, you know, you can be wrong. It's okay, but it's like it's bulging off of itself because of boba fat wearing it I think that's what Yeah, I think that's what my eyes are getting drawn by the most in terms of just a comparison It just it seems to hang like Almost like it's on display with uh with cob at least in a wonkyish display, but with with boba. It's like it's not even So I don't know what's wrong with boba's one. Were they like I'm guessing it Yeah, you know, I'm not even sure how he would have been able to fit because they must have they must have Given him a big Yeah Or they took the plates off what they did was they they kept the green plates And then they just fit it on a new under thing A new under padding or whatever it is because you could tell they're two different materials two different things there and uh Yeah, it's just Like chango wore the best definitely I Chango zamba was completely different I think it was a difference made set is what I'm saying I mean well don's hits is like top tier like the peak of operation these two are both Not supposed to be that right like they're Um Yeah, all right. Anyway, where were we? The armor he lost his brutality somehow got turned up to another notch Finally showing us that true badassery that is boba fat Well, no, it's just fighting third graders It's the true badassery Yeah, it's it's just because he's not killed because in the real world He would have been killed a many many times over It's just the show wrote it to where the stormtroopers just don't kill him for whatever reason Stormtroopers just now and cannons suck when they're all awkwardly like Thumbling toward him and then he fires the knee rockets and they all run away It's like why aren't you guys shooting? Why do you like have to close the distance all the time you can never aim more than like two meters away When you're two meters away, you just miss anyway. Yeah. Well. Yeah, I mean this entire episode There were so many times where it's like how how did he get so close to you? How did you will let this happen? You have guns so I think there is a point of you know Something you can compliment about this scene and I think the physicality again. Who's the actor? Hector's name. Who's playing bro? Is that is that I think he conveys the physicality well that is Committed oh, yeah, he's a fixed boy And he's got he's got straight behind him and so he makes the Movements he is able to sell the movements with a bit more looks like he packs a punch Yeah, yeah, and I think that's wrong guy. Yeah I think they could have done a way better service to him and this scene if they had not had it be It's just a shooting gallery or are there a punching gallery I guess And that if they had the stormtroopers being competent and and structured the editing better It could have been way better as well Because I think we are long past the days of stormtroopers ever being Yeah, any antagonists really because moff. Yeah, moff kiddin ain't that great either Yeah, remember when one of you in season one debate Argued it was funny that they were now in canon incompetent. I've been against it since I saw the scene Yeah, it's it's not funny when we watched that the first time we were really upset. Yeah I'm pretty sure I warned. I was like this is gonna fucking this is gonna this is gonna be it This is gonna be stormtroopers can't be competent. What are you talking about? And that's what's seen you're talking about when they Oh, yeah, yeah, see I loved that at first, uh, but then there's a double down on it and everyone is that bad I was gonna say don't you The funny aspect of it. Yeah I felt it was gonna just be a nod and is like I get it as funny And if they just kept it to those two like I reckon that scene could have worked and been saved If these two idiots are driving to shoot shoot shoot miss them is and then one other stormtrooper comes up from You know outside of scene and shoots it from five times further away without missing once And then if they held that that could have kind of like Ah, some stormtroopers can be very competent And then if they had that all the other stormtroopers were competent for that point on They could have saved it and the gag could have held as well But I feel like that scene everyone is used like Yeah I know it's just it's gotten worse and worse and now they are there. They're just the most incompetent things ever um Yeah Yeah, I felt his spelled doom. I was like, uh-oh we're in trouble now Especially because if they are ever competent, it's going to be annoying too. It's like, oh They can shoot this time, huh, which they are whenever he has is like Or or when they're not fighting, um The good guys and so when when they're on the bridge and they have those, you know I don't know tribal villages and then all the stormtroopers are hitting every single one Bailey missing that seems funny Me that's actual funny to me because it's just It's just the absolute like change in values depending on whatever story you're telling Oh my goodness jetpack bar I like that one And then backhanded him I instantly went yep, I freaking love this character right now What right now? I love this character because he can backhand the stormtrooper like oh, you're so easy Making styles content for you. It'd be so easy Hey fellas, just got to say I got a duck out for like maybe an hour or two, but I should be back Okay, we'll be here Oh, yeah, I'll be back fellas. Okay boy Man, I love it when my stylist character's backhand stormtroopers. That's when I'm like, oof invested incredible incredible is how I Describe it. I was and now that we just We were able to watch the behind the scenes documentary for season two the way that Robert Rodriguez crafted this entire sequence of events Makes it even more exciting and now I'm just invested. Oh, I thought that was a joke at first I'm guessing I did it with toys first or something. Is that what that is? I thought it was a joke at first, but that's is that an actual thing that they did They did it with kids first We were like, like, yeah, like actual like kids with the helmets on just going I I I seriously thought that was a joke. I guess not Four season two the way that Robert Rodriguez crafted this entire sequence of events makes it even more exciting And now I'm just invested in Boba Fett and I care because the stormtroopers just stand around just like waiting to die And then Bando and what's her face in the back just yes acting quote unquote acting But you know, it's like now I'm invested in Boba Fett It's like what you're not invested because of like who he is what he's been through what his goals are What is value? It's it's well, he beat up a bunch of stormtroopers. Like I So can anyone though Yeah, so can anyone inanimate objects could beat up stormtroopers you guys got a like Fucking resist this shit, please Demand better otherwise just be like, oh, how do we get people to like, you know We're gonna be bringing a Darth ball again. It's like his first scene He has to pull out the double lights have been he has to strike down a whole bunch of uh, what can we do robots robots? I'll be fine It was so good And then people then they'll make a video being like, you know before I only really liked Darth Malph because he was cool But now I just I really am invested in the character seeing him slice down a bunch of stormtroopers Why does it work this way We're about to be up to in the book of fovefet I still know nothing about what that show is going to be but with the live-action return It's about you love it. Yeah, you're gonna It doesn't fucking matter They are gonna have him fucking slaughter at all kinds of things throughout that season in really cool ways It's gonna be it I'm sure that that show is bound to please me number four the mandalorian version Oh I was wondering if that shows up No And how does he know that he's used his entire whistling boots, how does he know? How does he know If he hadn't as well Moff Gideon would be fucked, but yeah the flamethrower kind of ends this fight real quick A lot of us already speculated that din would face Moff Gideon and while that was ultimately the case How it went down was a feat specifically so that they could get that shit on top 10 lists It's a good job For the eyes, we have only seen the darksaber in action via animation, but now we see it in all of its glory Now we see it in all of its glory. This is all its glory. This is it. This is it in all of its glory This is it in all its glory Oh In live action intense Moff Gideon is a ruthless warrior with the blade and seemingly How does he know how to fight with a sword? Why do did he train with how to use a sword? I guess at some point. Yeah, he needed train how to use a sword In star wars. He's not really doing anything in the scene other than just waving, you know Yeah We very well trained din Look at the way he's holding it. Is that like a curved pointy in the backwards Oh, not that I meant I meant the um the darksaber You see what I mean? Yeah, the grip is like kind of long. It's it's offset Really weird Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. It just looks really weird from this angle Showed off some of the most intricate fighting I've seen from the show. No, this is dumb He's literally holding it with a pointy side facing himself as you say this you fucking idiot. His hand is on the blade Yeah, his hand. Yeah, like I do not know what a spear is for it's for poking people at a distance That's what it's designed for you smacks them along Like it looks flashy in a weird way But it's stupid. Just fucking stab him with it. You know what when shat comes back I'm gonna have to replay this bit so we can talk about spears I don't want to ever chat Close to himself. I don't how do you even get a spear into that position? How do you have it? How did you possibly arrive at the place where you're trying to smack people With the dull end of the spear in a in a bash instead of stabbing them with a pointy You're eating it as a wrong as you could possibly get it wrong It's also the same thing like the other spear fight just slide down to his fingers and he's fucked. Yeah It doesn't have any best guy on his fingertips Even the new saga films themselves this duel came off like in a movable object versus an unstoppable force Why why what are the loss? At least initially and it's possible that Moff Gideon purposefully chose to lose but that's up for debate either Didn't look like it Yeah, it looks like he just got why how can you show a clip of him getting smacked in the face and then say he purposefully lost? Well Because it worked out from in the end when he went to jail The way the duel floored me in watching both individuals wield their weapons was super fun to watch And it's a good thing that I'm watching them wield their weapons was super fun to watch. Yep. That was the sentence Yeah guys you need to read you need you have to you have to edit your scripts You have to Like just to clarify reducing his hand is watching it was fun to watch. It's like well done Good good sentence Man, this is a very I don't know what I expected is it was going to be superficial, of course What else could it be? I didn't expect it to be this superficial like Half of these things are things no one would choose Talking about how amazing the fight is as this Mando this fucking dipshit is holding his spear with the pointy ends Like at his hands and the dull end like it's a sword I just I don't understand it. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in the last five minutes It's not bad Discovered or Moff Gideon might have made quick business of him. Yeah I think this duel also seems to hint at din's ultimate destiny of wielding the dark saber itself. Okay No, fuck destiny the best we can draw out of it is possible foreshadowing, you know, all right Also, he gets it You know like in this episode he has it. Yeah, he wields it. Yeah, so does he? Yeah, he's got it Then she makes up on the spot all of a sudden that she can't just take it No, remember when she was like he has to surrender to me on the way in but She didn't bother explaining the specifics of why she wants that to be the case Oh, yeah, the it'd be insanely important thing that she's been devoting her life to they She only talks about it for 10 seconds right before they start their mission. Yeah Fucking brilliant bokeh time. What a fucking you're just a you're just as much of an idiotic Loon is the rest of the characters in the show. Congratulations. Welcome to the Mandalorian Whatever I wish you had it's gone Oh, wait, are we ignoring the manders act of played over in motel who knows how to fight with a spear? Well, would that mean relevant? What does that have anything to do with anything? Maybe that just makes it stupid uh Mark Hamill was playing the Joker mark Hamill also played Luke Skywalker. He used the force. How come the Joker didn't use the force? Well Maybe they just want us to mention it as a tidbit. I don't know. Yeah. All right. Yeah To Moff Gideon pretend purpose to pit bokeh tan a din against one another Also pit them against each other in in the most like Stupidest sense in the in the din doesn't give a single shit about the blade. He's like you could have it I don't know. Yeah, you're having No, we have to fight. You're like, oh, I mean, okay. Hit me in my face. Oh, I give up You just don't know you have to really fight. That's not real. Okay. Hit me twice. I give up Sells and then may and most likely not going to be the case though. Number three, Ahsoka's entrance. Yay That was okay. I guess he kills uh He kills some nameless thugs and masks in star wars. Wow, that's tough Yeah, never seen that before. This one's much more meaningful than that. Also Ahsoka is Possessive there should be an apostrophe here, but whatever. Yeah, god. Damn you. It's the second time He doesn't do your video the post fees in these titles. Okay, it's a rule. It's a style and you guys don't appreciate it It's a style. Yes The entrance of Ahsoka's that's what this means When that soldier found the planet corvus in the forest was perfect. It was one of the best Well, that's a first perfect scene. We use that word a lot, don't we? Yeah, it's almost like it has no meaning anymore Why does this guy take cover behind a tree? They have a sword Like what are you like you taking cover from what? He's trying to hide drags this tea toast The tree is excellent cover by the way when you're trying to hide from somebody and you look around at the lights They were who can cut through anything It's the best cut train fine frame immediately gave me the chills because I knew all the chills are there Chills guys. I got chilled to my bones. Man. Just hackneyed riding right there chills, you know Guess it's time for another gin tonic. Oh, what's up? I mean honestly like God, you're in business for your writing for the Mandalorian. It's like this is all it takes you get chills. Nice Roku Jin is going to say you can't fail Like how could you possibly write a Mandalorian episode that's bad? Well What was he saw Ahsoka presumably in her prime laying waist to these magistrate soldiers with In for myself the stand-up part of this was Ahsoka using the fog to her advantage a ninja in the night turning her blades off I mean she turns them off tits back on writes the spookiness so she's teleporting But once you run the way like what if the guy hit her like in the smoke? Like I'm I'm no like expert But I mean I can fucking Garen damn tea your ass that if you're in smoke you could still get shot by blasters If you turned off your if you turned off your laser sword though so that you can't you know Block stuff or be seen in the fog then Like this is against her because now they can shoot freely into the smoke and potentially hit her But also like the whole scene is against the writing. Why the fuck are they out there? They should be behind the wall Yeah Light enough Bangalore to know that smoke doesn't just prevent damage from occurring to you or you getting shot Like oh look someone threw a smoke grenade. Let's just shoot into the smoke. Oh, we hit him. All right Like a ninja in the night Getting out of the darkness to strike again in the fear Why is he hiding because like he like he like he turns around and leans against the tree stump Like what do you she has a sword? What are you doing? That's true I don't I guess he's hoping she doesn't remember where he is Running her blades off to hide herself then coming out of the darkness to strike again in the fear that the soldiers had Felt real. Ahsoka was like a light side demon if you would light side demon Coming in to take you out and I'm also glad that the sound engineer and mixer Decided to keep some of those faint screams in the distance. Some folks dislike this brutal portrayal of asoka However, given her history in the current circumstance brutal, but she just slashes them And they die. I guess I guess you can see that's the brutal aesthetic presentation They're shooting it. Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Also, man. It's a good thing that those visors. They have aren't like infrared or heat Or something like that She's got lightsabers. They'll never shoot. It's just the show They're just visor. It's just everyone wears a mask and star wars just for reasons So they just the visors are just like I don't know. It's dark. You'd think that covering your face with black tinted lenses would be really a dumb move But you know, you do you I suppose It's fine And on issue This is asoka a force to be reckoned with trained by Anakin Skywalker and honestly now I can't wait to see her show Number two mayfeldt in operation center. Oh, we got to number two I love this thing that mayfeldt says and then instantly destroys all symbols of character work that he had just established Mentioning operation syndrome. What are you major mistake? Don't talk about that Operations under we're fucking retarded. It's like, oh, our whole thing is to try and get through this It's the inglorious past that gets through the conversation without giving away the ui you want empire and instead he's like, you know I hate the empire. You're like Okay, like that's I didn't expect you to start with that but all right Played by bill burr gave the performance of a life It's fine, I guess Wasn't nothing crazy. Well, but like that seems to be how it works, right? We think something's bad. They'll say it's good We think something's middling. They'll say it's fucking god said Oh, shit. Okay Performance of a lifetime Google does the show efforts for family. I'm like, I think he's better on that show than in this No, because he made it so he's actually got good writing But they said it was the performance of a lifetime. What are you talking about? Yeah, exactly It's the performance of life. You're wrong That's I yeah, I guess I I thought there was no such thing, but I guess you're right Yeah, I am bill burr would be pissed off if he hits. I would say that What the fuck are you talking about? You think that was a performance of a lifetime? What's wrong with you? Burr is a funny man. Yeah, he is. I like him a lot Discussion cinder in the episode titled the believer. We got to see a side to this character that I completely did not expect Season one didn't From any of these characters. You didn't expect it because it wasn't in season one It came from nowhere. He's a different person in this episode. Yeah It's like when even Mando looks they're just like, no, that's that's a bad idea. Don't do it Man this this element it just came out. I know it's like they dropped it in specifically to make me say Whoa, that's cool. Yeah, it did come out of nowhere Yeah It wasn't set up at all. They just made it up for this episode Yeah, they should have been having a new character who like fuck it. We want to bring bill bit back Can you be this other character for this episode? It's like, yeah, sure I thought like we care about consistent character writing or anything He was a fucking asshole at season one season two. He's he's one of the like bad guy It's like he's possibly the best character in season two. It's just whoa a character Yeah, he goes against it in seconds later, but there was one there to destroy. So hey progress of a kind And you're on the Mayfell beyond the fact that I love bill burr But now with season two in his history of Friends and comrades in operation cinder while serving the empire paints him in a brand new light that blows up the base Mayfell, there's a small ass. Yeah, that was yeah there. Fuck. Yeah. Elvis. Yeah You might even say about their families and they're you might even say it fucks with that payoff and your understanding of it But but no, it was no no antagonistic He's seemingly selfish, but under all that is a guy who can barely get through a day anymore without thinking about what the empire did to him It bullshit. Yeah, he clearly is operating just fine He's doing beyond that when Mayfeld is discussing the merits of operation cinder with his old superior officer It's clear that this event has brought all of Mayfell's anger towards the empire back to the surface With this entire exchange ending in the murder of valen hess who thinks everyone who died at burning con were heroes of the empire Which isn't even like a bad thing to say from the from his perspective at all It's like, yeah, all those guys who died they're heroes of the empire Yeah, you'd think well, it's nothing. They're just expendable men Yeah, if he said like those those men they shouldn't have died and then he's like who cares like it's just a bunch of randies If that was the world war one british general Yeah, people are gonna think you're talking about world war one general. It's like no, no, no, no We're talking about the first wonder woman movie a.k.a. The really shit film So, yeah, also look again Peter Pascal making an expression It was tough, but It's so neat to see that in Mandalorian I already knew he could do it because a game of thrones Poor guy He needs a Mandalorian helmet that has the um, what's that thing? Is it from scene 203 where it just displays an emoji? um, no, that's from watch dogs too the the character has like Had set of goggles that switch between emotions, which looks pretty cool It's just one that was one like what something like it in scenes row three. Maybe Borderlands two had one of those as well Yeah, it was an eyebrow guy had like something maybe I'm mixing it up. I know there was like a giant cat face Yeah, I'm probably mixing it, but um, might have been no that might have been since row three actually He um, well, he needs one of them. Okay, I need to get him one of them guys. Let's let's crowdfund it A means to an end they were just sacrificed for absolutely no reason It's like this stupid thing happened for stupid reasons that we look back at it like Yeah, that shouldn't have happened in the same way that we do like a poorly handled battle and it's like well, but It's not really the same. It's like it wasn't poorly handled. It never should have happened And it was it was it was doomed from the start It was the dumbest thing I could have ever think of. You know, this is an operation market garden or anything This was just like the worst decision you could have ever made. Oh, did the rebels blow up or death start? Well, what if we kill a bunch of our own people? That'll get him to not do that again That's such a strange fucking move For then to just maintain it plus the fact that mayfeld learns that these imperial remnants plan to do something Even more vile than operations cinder with the ridonium viscerally affects him. I can't stress enough How this really affects him even more vile than destroying his own people. So he destroys his own people Oh, no, the empire is up to no good Who would have thunk? You know what sucks is the people who get killed along the way kills people along the way right Oh, well ptsd as a man who has actually seen that in real life People cite ptsd old fucking time for this character. That's not ptsd, right? He's he's he's getting along just fucking fine in combat situations Yeah, he is he does not have a moment of ptsd You know what? Yeah, actually, I completely agree with you There's no fucking way you can make this argument when he just waltzes through the entire rest of the scene Almost it doesn't even like crack jokes even I can't remember if he has any commentary, but he's just sort of like You know Careful go up the thing man. Don't add. It's just like oh, yeah right now He's so stressed out even like a shot of him holding his gun realizing he just killed another member of you know Stuff like that nothing Nothing at all About if bill burr actually has ptsd, but what it was powerful like the actor That's how good he was at portraying it that he thinks And he's so good at portraying the not ptsd that his character definitely doesn't have that you wondered if That you wanted if bill burr had ptsd for some reason Because you just randomly assigned his character ptsd. That feels like something he just wrote thinking like yeah, this is a big compliment, isn't it? It's like not really In fact, you're saying he's not a good actor because he's leveraging something that is like In hit that he actually has Yeah, it's not acting I mean, I don't mind them doing that If they call upon real life experiences to project to the emotion they're supposed to do but obviously People call upon mental illnesses. You know what I mean? Like is that even possible? I mean if you were someone who fought like in Afghanistan or something and then you ended up becoming an actor and uh You need to play a soul Um, maybe I don't know if acting coaches might recommend against it Be like oh, you don't want to go to that place, but then again, maybe they do maybe they say no You should to get the real performance, you know Well, I mean that's that's that's what it takes to be like the greatest actor, right? You got to be able to Go to those dark places to translate Translate this for me ifap do something new and unexpected also ifap they would never act unexpectedly like that I don't know what are you referencing you need there is there is information that you have omitted that we need Yeah, that happens all the fucking time when people have criticisms of me or anyone really it's a very vague Lots of vagaries. It's a reference. I don't know what you're talking about Yeah, I mean, I'll address it. I just don't know what you're referring to. I'm sorry I'm sorry In waste a man in front of him responsible for thousands upon thousands of innocent people's death Is at the end we all need to sleep at night, right? And finally Well, you want me you want me to zero our dollars mola? Well, he yeah, there you go Gibb Yep, dolla doesn't introduce himself I actually yeah, I'm a little disappointed honestly. I thought he would like really okay It's kind of lame, isn't it? I just thought it was too obvious. I was like, of course, he would do Lucas never works. That's like, yeah, but that's kind of the reason why I thought he would I don't know anything about atat chat or at&t chat. What's his name? at&t chat. Yeah This is consumer. I'm I'm happy to just keep calling him at&t chat He's Yeah, I just I don't know anything about this channel But like my immediate assumption was that I'm not going to be surprised by um, what are you gonna rank stuff? So like, yeah Oh, well, that's surprised me at all. Let's enjoy the reasoning Number one, would you boost Luke Skywalker in his return? Luke Skywalker saving the day by destroying dark troopers blew my mind into five thousand pieces I love that. I love that. I was like, dude, Luke cutting down edgy robot troopers. That's so fucking crap And he loves it I blew my mind into five thousand pieces. I can't believe Luke Skywalker killed those I can't believe Luke Skywalker cut down some edgy death edgy troopers It's so lame It is lame Never in years did I think this show would incorporate Luke and to be honest initially Honestly, they didn't think so either when they were making it and then they were like, wait, do you think it'll work? Should we do it? Worked real well, it would be a very very bad idea I was wrong. This episode showed us Luke Skywalker the legend in his prime after return of the jedi The way he easily navigates the ship using the force in his saber as if it was just a dance was entrancing This guy uses a lot of thesaurus Yeah He needs more help with the describing how something is good Because he doesn't have a lot of weight He needs more help This man needs help. I didn't even know entrancing was a word to such a look it up This guy does love TLJ. I'm curious if he's going to comment on that, you know, like that meta Thing that I really did want to see I will admit the CGI face of Luke looked a bit scary, but Scary How insane this scene was a lot of folks guys you have to appreciate The visual he has for how insane and mind-blowing it is. It's just green blade passing through robots All it is there's nothing else No sense for luke the show up, but I disagree now being able to see luke during his prime leading up to his brief fall as a Wait, this is not a reason. This is not a reason I want to let him finish Yeah, we'll have the whole argument I really appreciated how insane this scene was a lot of folks think it makes no sense for luke the show up But I disagree now being able to see luke during his prime leading up to his brief fall as a master Is something worth exploring plus it opens up Yeah, you didn't explain why it makes sense that luke skywalkers just hear in that grogu could like The whole thing with the fucking magic Jedi rock and then luke tracking him to this spot in just like space How that even works is yeah, that's what people mean when they say it doesn't make sense not hey, but this is cool though That's not an answer Also people point out brief fall. I don't think it was brief. Wasn't it like wasn't a brief fall. It's a permanent fall You will also how long um, how long was he missing for I can't remember. What's the timeline like What does he go to? It seemed like a while, right? Brief like also um, yeah, just if someone was like can you explain to me why he's here? And his argument is we need to see him heroic before tlj. I'd be like that doesn't address my question at all That's not what I that's not what I asked I didn't ask why do you like it? I asked you why how does it work? The music the sentimental background music muller it's meaningful listen to the music no No The music is trying to trick me Master is something worth exploring plus it opens up the opportunity to help the sequels make a bit more sense Just like when You can stay that Hey, we can make the sequels better, maybe Okay, you know, it's just you know, I'll make the sequels make a bit more sense That is a bonus you get for creating any content that in any way relates to the sequel trilogy It's like my improve the sequel. See like yeah man, we're in a really good place when like I'm telling you tlj is broken the barometer. No one can tell what good or bad stars is anymore because as long as it's better than tlj. We're fine I like how this is number one is it might make these other trilogy of films makes any one day That's his number one best thing Yes trilogy of films that he apparently likes right you said he likes these yeah, yeah pretty sure well I don't know about rise of Skywalker. I'm pretty sure he loves tlj All right, well, maybe he's not talking about that one Good lord. I love I do love that the narrative is like oh the rise of skywalker. This is what you get. It's like no tlj had already it was over at that point The rise of skywalker is terrible, but it was it was over already It was over of course awakens Yeah opportunity to help the sequels make a bit more sense Just like when the clone wars aided the prequels in my very honest opinion Luke Skywalker should get a series that spans Well, thanks. I'm still waiting for your argument, by the way. I like Luke Skywalker. Give him a show I like that. That's when we are now is a civilization if I like Skywalker show Fucking destroys him. I'm gonna be really upset with with all the people who liked mad Lauren season two Okay, really upset with you guys put you in the corner It's like every other character in disney star wars the the fur the destruction of Luke Skywalker. I'm so excited Let him rest. Yeah, leave him alone Like by his foot onto the stage you toss him onto it he's like About life so that we can see Luke in his prime and why in the end Luke became disillusioned with his legend I'm not saying this will end with the destruction. You're just gonna remind everybody Ew no Fuck off. That's already a shit idea They're gonna Did you imagine how they're gonna handle it? They're like, okay So season one of the Luke Skywalker show is gonna be him being hero season two We're gonna have like an event of some kind that disillusions him season three It's gonna lead right into the beginning of the sequels How about we just don't How about yeah, how about we don't yeah, I agree But something along the lines of how the prequels demonstrated that while the jedi were aligned in the light Their methods might be questionable and in the end they were glorified soldiers, which is anti jedi So that does it for my top 10 In the prequels and the prequels glorified soldiers. I mean they were come Glorified soldiers. It's an interesting comment. They do have they do have swords So they fight for the to save their civilization their culture like what is that bad? strictly Well, no, because remember you're not allowed to kill things like that's a bad that's bad that is a bad I don't know. I mean we all know like nobody nobody actually believes that in reality Oh Little jimmy has to loon he's got to be a god. Yeah Go guard or go hard die god. So yeah, that um, that was his list I'm glad I got Moments from season two of the Mandalorian we will all Wombo fat He needs some armor on the sides, doesn't he? Let's be honest. I have one more I like it whatever works I like you likey I like you likey. I'll have wildly different favorite moments. So I'm excited to see what yours are down below So You say that right but the thing was about to pop up Please consider subscribing to the like and sharing the video around as always me the force be with you Oh my god So that was Way closer to to what my cynical mind would have expected then I wanted it to be holy shit. Oh, yeah, I'm not surprised at all Yeah, just it's annoying because like It's it's almost it's almost as corporate as the show is Yeah, it feels like 80 and t-shirt Feels like disney would have made this, you know Like all my favorite moments. Yeah, it includes all of the gas. Yeah, like a very corporate thing of hey guys We're just going over that, you know, unlike the official disney channel or something I became invested in boba fat because he shot people. He like right Mostly They were just like I like to this character existing. I like the fact that there was CGI in it I like the fact that the the the baby stole food like It's really weird choices Yeah, um Grogu in school. I'm not getting over that one. That was so weird So last last coverage of the day is going to be a good friend Cosmo for ice hours reviewed Mandalorian season two in a quickie format. It is a five minute video going over. Oh, what? Yeah He also covers one woman And there's a crunchy roll Oh It's okay friend. I will skip past it. Oh, it's welcome. Oh, it's wonderful I thought it was only a five minute video and I was like white So there's a two minute crunchy roll out in a five minute video See that's that's where the actual video begins is Nearly three minutes. Yeah, it is a two minute. Okay. Yeah. Wow That's old. I don't think I could I don't think I would ever do that in the video, but three minutes I don't know how they do it like we talk when we when I'm streaming we just hang out and we talk about stuff on stream We talk about Random shit for like hours. Yeah, but you don't you don't know how to be concise in fairness Fuck off You can't be succinct in your points. You simply ramble. You utter flumbus Okay, I'm sorry. I said that I am sorry So, um, yeah, this is gonna be Uh, I don't even know when he released this relatively recent Mandalorian season two review from good old carsman Or you guys ready? It would be the 22nd of january. Fuck up. They weren't supposed to know that a spoiler But why a whole week ago it would have been funnier if they had to guess and made bets But now you've taken that away from chat chat. You can you can complain all you want And send all your complaints and bans to metalcommander.com Quickly I'll close my dm's so I don't get the boozled on the twitters Now I was gonna do a bigger video on Mandalorian But I always pick up a huge project around wintertime and I feel like I never have time to talk about the show But I really do like this show a lot. I love it In fact, I am one of the few people who consider season one of the Mandalorian to be a 10 out of 10 Yeah, you're one of the yeah, because you're wrong. You're retarded Jesus Really? Oh my god a 10 season one is a 10 out of 10 You'll people know what 10 out of 10 means. Well, it's perfect. Maybe his scale starts at five and goes to 15 With all of the work I'm putting into this just explaining everything wrong with the first show It's just Just to call it a 10 out of 10 is fucking insane. How could any self-respecting movie critic? like Possibly consider that a 10 out of 10 well He enjoyed it rags. I guess you didn't and that's fine. Everyone's allowed their own opinion There you go. I've just I've defeated disagreements In all of the world. Hey guys, we're allowed to disagree on some things. That's okay Not even because I think it's a perfect show. I just think it's perfect for what I Oh, there you go. It's not because it's a perfect show. It's because it's perfect for him But I really do like this show a lot. I love racist. I mean that's I just said that they banned you No, uh, fine In fact, I am one of the few people who consider season one of the Mandalorian to be a 10 out of 10 Not even because I think it's a perfect show I just think it's perfect for what I want out of star wars and season two writing shit characters nonsense plots crap world buildings Like I hope you got more I think moller really summed it up. It's spectacle. That's all that star wars is at this point There's nothing beyond that and that's as far as they go For shame it didn't used to just be that That's it and every single star wars thing from here on out is going to be nothing but spectacle And This is what you guys like Told you just for please skip Please skip Sorry Very is that same energy. I think in a lot of ways it's better than season one But there are some things that I personally am not in love with see then how is it 10 out of 10? Yeah I like the idea that it's better than season one in his mind, which I I'm on I'm not decided on whether that's the case A perfect score and then go and say but I have problems with this All right, he's talking about he's talking about so he thinks season two is better But there are things that he personally likes less so it'll get a lower score. That's hilarious So it started at 10 out of 10 and it was better than that but then also worse than it You're like, okay. All right. Yeah, okay. I follow Season one is because of its standalone nature each episode can kind of be experienced in a vacuum Don't get me wrong. I totally love shows with long sprawling narratives Sprawling yeah, but so it it doesn't I don't know each individual episode taken as its own thing They're still really fucking dumb. I guess they're better taken as their own thing because they wouldn't fuck with the other episodes as much um I don't know that I have this sort of That cost me preference myself Like I don't it's like what do you prefer a three episode story a season story or one episode story I'd be like a good story, please I'll just take that take however long you want a short good one rather than a long bad one. Yeah But he this is the first point of criticism for him. It's that the second season is Yeah, this is weird. It's like the very format displeases him It's bizarre I mean, I guess I kind of understand to an extent I have certainly felt fatigue when it comes to a new show that's 15 seasons long and you need to understand everything Versus a monster of the week kind of show, but I don't think that that's what's happening here So I don't know that we're comparing that it's it's literally just season one was individual stories season two is a longer story with individual stories I prefer season one. I should be like, oh, I mean I guess that's cool for you, but You know like I don't like shortly. That's not the important part. The important part is the execution Mm-hmm Like like what's the line Cosmo? It's like the story needs to end after 30 minutes The given moment when I when I when I write down my script The first time there's there isn't the second time. There's no redrafting involved surely and if there is that just makes it extra sad But however, he felt at the time Everybody felt at the time. Well, I'm for season one is one three seven eight, right? It's yeah, it's one three seven eight. Yeah So was that just just right, you know, was that that's what you should be at? Would it be better if it was all one one one one like there's no story that connects in any of them? I don't know The weird one But I also like shows like this where you can just watch a random episode And you don't really need a lot of context. You can basically enjoy it for what it is This show reminded me a lot of samurai jack, which is a show that you guys know I'm a big fan of I just think star wars is really at its best when it's not focusing on At its best and you show this scene and it's best This is the part where I was like I give up on this show Hey, look it didn't matter he chose a random visual shut up. Okay. It's not trying to say this is the best thing ever gosh You're such a mean I like that I'm the mean one that this show reminded me a lot of samurai jack Which is a show that you guys know. I'm a big fan. What a wonderful endorsement Yeah, I was gonna say for this probably sarah jack fads and chat who are like, no I just think star wars is really at its best when it's not focusing on a gigantic overarching plot line that gigantic It's not that big. I mean it's actually quite low. Yeah, all right Yeah, all right A gigantic overarching plot line that spans across the whole galaxy. I think I'm just exhausted by skywalkers And that's why what he only comes in right in the last five minutes like It's not making me defend mando The plotline spanning the galaxy like why would that be a problem? Also, technically it spans the galaxy in the first season. He bounces to a couple of planets Is that how we define that? I don't know. I don't know either I don't think he knows either Why I love this show until they decide to connect it to the overarching star wars plot line Now don't get me wrong. I'm fine with cameos, but this show very much starts to feel like The cameo season. I'm fine with both. It's not how it feels that way. It is That is what it is. Yeah Bokutan being in here because she can offer very specific story lines for the mandalorian to explore She makes sense Skywalker. Why would you yeah, what's it? Why would you make? Why is it when you're just about to make like a good point you fuck it up? So Why would it make more sense for bokutan to be here than anyone else? I would appeal to being like well if anything mandalorian related comes up searching for them trying to find out stuff about them You have an easier way to integrate her compared to most people But then again there's a shit ton of mandaloreans and secondly the the reason they're using the show Is I need to find the jedi. I must find mandaloreans to find the jedi. It's like says who why It's like that's just I don't know. It's the way I Yeah, just the way it works. I guess had they not known of uh, soka. They'd be like, yeah, I don't know You could try like Whoops Also, that suit on the right looks fucking dirt cheap Mm-hmm Yeah, it's one episodes Hi, I'm a mandalorian too 15 million dollars an episode. You couldn't come up with a decent mandalorian suit. I was like, okay That's fine. I wasn't super excited about a soka being in the show But her episode was cool and I feel like she's not gonna show up anymore after this So I'm gonna begrudgingly give it a pass. I didn't want her in it, but they only had her in it for one episode So it's okay Five minutes and that's bad, but I try to understand how it's like your your your little rule there was breached and it's like It's okay. It's not more than one episode. It's like but you said not at all Okay, whatever. It's just whatever I feel in this sentence. Whatever I feel in this moment Whatever I feel in this very second that I'm writing this I may not have wanted any jedi in this show, but they gave me a cool akira kurosawa style samurai episode No, they don't insult this show with that Wait, you mean don't Like it's just It's sort of like this other thing. So I liked it. Do you remember the the areas cleaner on the other side of this gate? She has a fourth field that keeps up the dirty air Yo's performance was actually pretty good. And I guess my lizard brain got activated because why would you recognize that and then reward it? Yeah, wouldn't you be like, oh they fucking they tried to trick me Yeah, that's the opposite of what you do when you recognize that you're like, oh wait. Yeah, I can't give it credit It's a really cool episode So I can't even complain, but then the cameos just keep fucking coming I think boba fet is like really useless in the show. I think at this point. He's in it for like three episodes Dude, he just described in this useless What is not useless? He's super helpful. Why would you call him you like this is a take? I'm gonna rewind that one. That's there. He is their transportation He's everything to mando And the cameos just keep fucking coming. I think boba fet is like really useless in this show I think they definitely fumbled his inclusion. Why I'm so confused. I don't I'm I have no idea why he's saying that It's like he didn't watch this fucking show. This is it's this typical cosmonaut crap of all the cameos You chose boba fet as most useless I don't none of them were useless Like if we're gonna go with the sense of like, what do they add to mandalorian's plot line? Like they all give him something useful. It's kind of the point, right? Like oh, look He needs bocatan the information. He needs isoka for information. He needs boba fet for transport and defense and attack And luke skywalkers is deus ex. Yeah, like why would you describe any of these as useless? I don't uh I miss when words meant stuff Oh That hasn't happened for a really useless like how criticisms of him aren't that he's useless That's just not even close, but okay It's in this show. I think they definitely fumbled his inclusion Especially considering the fact that they teased him from the first season and in this one. He doesn't really do that much He could have Amazing It is it is kind of shocking. It is legit fascinating I have what what is what is his brain pickup when he watches like any media? What is his brain doing? Is it like in it like like a faulty wi-fi signal when it only picks up like four percent of the information He doesn't he doesn't really do anything shows him annihilated the stormtroopers like yeah He doesn't really do anything I guess he's trying to say doesn't do anything to further the plot, but that's not true either. Don't get it Don't get it Cosmo. Help me out here. I've been anybody. He has the opportunity. Oh, he could have been anybody I don't think that's how we define someone's use Like Anybody could have helped me lift this table That's not a Somebody's like trying to kill me rag shoes. So I'm like, I don't really care that could have been my mom Rags is like, okay I feel like I helped you but I feel like it's meaningful that I made this choice Nope, it's useless. Wow, this is stupid. I've never seen this guy before. I don't like him instantly. This is great He's honestly one of the worst media reviewers on the site and he gets like it's so much praise Is insane like Thank you for introducing me with this piece of media I think we did this in a good order too because we saw the take like with the previous video That's what everybody typically says. That's like the most common one. It's like, oh, it's so cool. It's so awesome It's so fun and it's like check out this fridge take whereas like Boba Fett sucks. Anyone could do what he does What Anyone could kill a bunch of stormtroopers like anyone could do that. I would be right there Yeah, true. Um, but again the the him making the choice to do what he did like surely that that's the Why Just to suffer Uh, I remember this is better than his 10 out of 10, right? Sorry, this is the second season which is better than the first season which was 10 out of 10 Uh, this is his complaint that one of the main characters for the last three episodes is just useless and could be replaced by anybody Hmm It's kind of yeah, all right What would Boba Fett have to do for cosmonaut to be like that was something only Boba Fett could do He used a slave one like how many people I have no idea what what would make him think anything He's sort of a gamble. He's like, you know, like I have no idea Like if it was a computer program, I could take a you know, a couple guesses that would be based on information and things But like man, you have no idea what this buffoon is going to say Opportunity to be a super sick. Uh, it's his brain is like a like a pinball machine But pinball bouncing around seemingly at random Teased him from the first season and in this one, he doesn't really do that So is it bad to tease someone in season one and then have them Engage in the plot for two episodes significantly in season two. Is that just bad tease just legs by phoenix body? I guess so. Was that the tease that could have been fucking anybody Could that be considered a tease the fact that it's not clear if it's him. I don't even think that's considered a tease They could have made that anyway. I heard a lot of people saying that was Moff Gideon Oh, yeah Well That was not a so away from season one. Are you agreeing with him? It could have been anybody He could have been replaced with any of legs could those feet could have been anybody Still what i'm trying to highlight though is like is that bad? Is it bad? Even let's just pretend for a second that he's absolutely right that he was teased in season one And he only turns up for the time he does in season two. It's that just bad Of course not That's a stupid argument the idea that you should that you can't tease a character that will later show up To be instrumental in the plot What an incredibly stupid argument He said it was mostly pointless and his reasoning is that anybody could have done what he did This is a really interesting argument Even still even if that had been true You know hinting at that character who could have been anybody who inevitably changes the plot It's still okay Like you can still do that. That's fine. When luke blew up the death star I was like, I mean the others could have done it. They just didn't Yeah So whatever They'd shot it right Yeah, anyone could have carried the ring to mordor You know, they tried to I don't I don't understand this. I'm sorry. You guys are just jealous that cosmonaut could hold two conflicting views at his brain at once Well fully accepting It's a pretty cool power I will admit Much he could have been anybody he has the opportunity to be a super significant character in the show But he's just kind of there. What do you mean? I'm so confused He facilitates so much in this plot line. Why would you say this? And then worst of all we have luke skywalker And again, I am not immune to the effects of having a lizard brain I am too much of a star warsill to not get Is he's trying to refer to like It should be like an ape brain because humans are apes Um Is it like a reference to a common ancestor? Maybe I'm not 100% sure I've hit it before in other places. I just never thought about it Let me look it up. Uh I feel like it's always just been Referring to the lizard brain refers to the oldest part of the brain the brain stem Responsible for primitive survival instincts such as aggression and fear like fight or flight Okay Yeah, we did it. So he's saying that it's you know speaking to his baser self Does it get points for that? I mean, it's true, but I don't think as you mentioned if you noticed it if you realize that they are appealing to your baser self Exclusive through that through spectacle. I think he did fuck it up though because it talks about how um The limbic system is much for it to start uh I think he might be because the lizard brain is is because the limbic system is about all a lizard has for brain functions It's in charge of fight flight feeding fear freezing up and fornication But there is the other parts which are the more like the emotional parts um Let's see It says here Whereas Yeah, this is worded really weird. Just like he might have fucked this up. Let me double check Use the same music in like all of his videos he uses he always used so I yeah He always used a track from cuphead and sonic mania. Just listen out. It's always those two And they have really great soundtracks Like you can mix it up a little bit No Yeah, the way that this is listed in the little the blurb that google gives me for this article doesn't even seem to be Like part of the article that it's from Because I even like did a control f search and it's not there because this says that You know all the lizard stuff of what it controls is whereas the limbic system is responsible for among other things Our emotional bonding to other creatures other humans, such as family members and friends And then it trails off so uh Well, it's clear what he's trying to say right it's appealing to lower. Is it clear? Yeah, I think I think yeah, I mean, I didn't know what he meant before we talked about it so If if it's just an appeal to his lower Satisfactions like instant gratification sort of shit um Like we're you know in a sense it's fun to see an explosion Um, yeah, and then you expand that to like oh look, it's luke like what's he doing? Why is he here? It's like is luke Shut up luke Excited when luke skywalker shows up to save the day And I've seen people online who are pissed and I think that it ruins the show and it ruins the last jedi And I see people who think it's the best thing ever and that it's a huge middle finger to the last jedi And as usual when it comes to star wars fans, I think everybody's exaggerating for no reason I'm okay with you said this was a 10 out of 10 Yeah, well, I do like how it's like look at how reasonable I am in the middle It's like enlightened centrist for star wars You can't even say it claim that he said it's 10 out of 10 like jeez Yeah, sorry, you're actually the most hyperbolic of all of us. Also, he's using his chubb saver saver in the shot Being in the story, I figured he would be in it anyway This is fine for me. However, my problem lies with the fact that luke skywalker Is a weird cgi monster. That's your problem. Yeah, that's his problem It's not that he behaves like a weird robotic crazy person Like he doesn't introduce himself. He doesn't say who he is what he is He doesn't like ask what the fuck's going on here. He just shows up takes baby Yoda and fucks off May the force be with you and he just leaves all this stuff here Like does he tell anyone in the new republic about the Mandalorians on this imperial cruiser? May the force be with you Kind of covers it, right? Yeah, it's a little chill. Yeah. Yeah, we do this is definitely going to sound very nitpicky But I just couldn't feel the emotion of this scene because luke skywalker was weird cgi face Is just staring at me the whole time. No, no, no, no No, you couldn't feel the emotion of that scene because there was no emotion in the scene because they didn't build any emotion for that Fucking stupid Whoa, all right. First of all The best scene install was so it's so dumb. It's cleared My god, like all they wanted to do was to just have a rogue one vader moment And they they like at least it made sense. He was there This is really dumb and this is a dumb arc. This is an even dumber argument that I was expecting him to make Yeah, what we found is just he's once again. He's so bad at making the argument about what tb's odd It doesn't matter. He's for or against To see real actors because it's very hard when you're watching something like this with real actors in it But you love the show where the protagonist doesn't do any real emoting of any kind ever and has his face constantly covered Really weird problem is that it wasn't a real actor Yeah, really would you made that point with season one being 10 out of 10 with majority of the time vast majority? You don't even see a face for your protagonist And you're supposed to connect with something so uncanny Baby fucking yoda looks more like a real creature than luke skywalker. That that just doesn't work for me I'm sorry. I think that if this was done differently This scene would probably make me cry because it's very emotional. No, it isn't There's nothing emotional here. What incredible insight that it didn't make him cry and he said if it were done differently it would Yeah, everyone done differently He is really bad at what he does. It's kind of astounding Tony man Every time you don't think that you could be an incredible famous film critic Just watch this watch one of his videos and remind yourself that you have who what it takes If he can do it you can fucking do it because there ain't nothing special about anything He says other than how stupid it is. I just yeah, I think that if the scene was different it might have a different reaction for me Please support A great argument. Oh my god, if it were different it'd be different man if it were different, I'd like it. Yeah But this effect was just so distracting to me that I couldn't stop thinking about it Again, I'm fine with the fact that luke is in the story. I just wish that maybe they had done it So what what are the arguments we've had right bokeh tan? That was cool Ah, so good. That was that was kind of dumb, but she was she was really brutal and people didn't like that But she she was only in it for one episode. So it's okay Bobefett. He's just useless. He's useless, but luke is okay But yeah, but luke is okay for the five minutes, but deep fake There is no argument. This is just his thoughts like this is fucking insane. Yeah, and I don't You're making it sound better than it is. It's not just his thoughts. It's ramblings. It's incoherent Like these things aren't put together. They are just spilling out like a stream of consciousness Oh my god, he really is just someone who has no tether to reality Wait people are telling me to g'dalb g'dalb. What what do we what do we g'dalb? Remember the rule you're supposed to put g'dalb dash and then the thing you want me to g'dalb So I know what you're talking about because I don't really know what you're referring. It could be good. Oh, that's I really like that. That's really enjoyable. If it were different, I'd have a different reaction If this shit wouldn't taste like shit, I would eat it I mean There's other tastes I don't like But I'll just shit, you know, so not necessarily but either way. I don't think these nitpicks of mine ruin the season You didn't even Talk about the season. It's like there's this enormous statue and he slaps it once with a piece of paper He's like, I don't think this should hurt this the statue. You're like, it didn't Say anything Yeah, you haven't talked about this season Nobody thinks that the season sucks because of your arguments. Like you've you've done nothing The season has a lot of wonderful episodes. I like the episode with bill burr in the imperial base Episodes like this are great for fleshing out the world Fleshing out the world. He just didn't oh, I thought he's he complained that he didn't like the being on a grand scale Or connecting the world up And he said he didn't like the cameos and this is both Yeah, this is like one of the most overt cameos Yeah, but it's not it's not an old star wars character and it wasn't pointless you see Much like Boba Fett is pointless And these characters and I just love when we go to new planets that we've never heard of and we learn new Wait, wait now you're contradicting yourself in three minutes in three minutes There's a lot Also, I like the idea that it's just its forest planet with base on it. We blew it up Okay, yeah, we learned so much about this new planet. What was the name of it cosmo? I I don't fucking know what it is. Yeah, I'd be interested to know if you remember it New things about the star wars universe that we've also never heard about Like just finding out how the imperial culture works is very this is imperial cold. This is how it works This is it Imperial culture if the implication there is imperial culture means that everyone higher up hates all the people lower down Don't care if they die. It's like what a culture So interesting is that a culture? I guess We learned about imperial we could have learned about imperial culture could have been a really good episode You've got all the resources you need. It could have been great. Yeah, you know, I would have had a different reaction if it were different Yeah, if they just changed it up it could have been really good If it were better, it could have been good If it were better, it could have been better. That's true Fascinating to me because Star Wars is a massive universe and I love that this show lets us see things that we don't see in the movie What the fuck you just didn't like that I don't understand My head hurts It's like it's like he started it on one month and just like Forgot what he wrote. He decided to keep writing anyway. I need to add another two minutes to this. I don't know I don't understand. I the the whole first half is him saying he explicitly doesn't like this stuff And then the last half is him telling us how much he loves it And I don't know I'm getting lost And see the bigger picture I think this show is definitely excellent for Star Wars world building and it goes without saying that I like a lot of Yeah, it deals a nice chunk of damage. But hey, there's a little grafito there that looks kind of like the c3 p.o Over you see that. Yeah, we'll building people make graffiti of Cool I preed a little bit I mean if we got that Smaller things that improve in this season as well. The special effects are much better and it's shot better The action is better. Don't don't be specific. Okay, please Yeah, please don't give he's going way too like I can't take this kind of detail shot better Oh, can you shot better because what I've seen of season one is that it like all of the action scenes are bad Every single one is horrendously bad Like it's embarrassing Actually, how poor all of the fight scenes are well, you said the action was better in this season I'm sure I can believe him sort of I'm usually kind of a snob when it comes to second seasons. I like shows that end in one season and don't drag things out The fuck is you talking about? What is this metric you like it would seasons end up to one Here is it why is this why people come and watch this channel because you never know what he's gonna say It's impossible to what opinion you have today Oh, I love it when my series is only have one season man. I hate when they draw things out What are you talking for then? It's amazing because there can be a season There's 22 episodes of 40 minutes apiece versus a season that's like six episodes at half an hour apiece It's like, yeah, I prefer those single seasons like what There's a bit of variation But he likes it for the world building is that what he was saying We just like smaller. He likes to don't draw it out like they don't Yeah, that'd be his argument like yeah, just ends, you know, that's that's good. I like that when it ends I have to take the thing should end look at how smart I am Inline centrist of video essays like the end of season one of mando Puts us with mando and baby Yoda looking for the baby Yoda's people or homeworld whatever And um the empire like Gus has his darksaber and he's bursting out of the tie fight. Are you like is the story over? Yeah Yeah, that's it. That's just where it ends Oh, man, but this season definitely made me happy. I liked it just fine I will also real quick say that I'm kind of worried about the future of this show The thing that everybody's worried about the president of the show possibly fucking worry you about the show What that the writing is gonna get bad or something God forbid the right I think the character work might not be quite as incredibly strong as it has been up to this point Yeah, I mean actually, you know, what is his worries? Everybody fell in love with about this show is the fact that it's just a story about a guy and a cute baby Going on adventures and you don't really need any more than that. I think season three is definitely the baby Yeah, the baby's going now. I fucking hate that baby Well, I think we could have had a cool show about like a bounty hunter, but instead we got a fucking nonsense plot with his baby Yes, because we need marketing. We need merchandise. All right I mean the other part that's kind of confusing me here is like season one It's not long before they're like the empire like okay. Well the empire's in the show now too. All right It's like the darksaber, of course midichlorians the force All right, all right. All right. Um, there's plenty in season one and then and then The the teas of boba fat if we're calling it that or if we're calling it just a vague possible Like season one, you're already like, hmm, where are we going? What are we doing? Because because I I have a partial agreement with him. I actually would have preferred it if Madalorian had stayed the Madalorian But I don't even know that season one manages to Maintain that really it gets pretty grand pretty quick, you know To struggle to keep people engaged I think the dynamic between baby Yoda and mandalorian is what made this show popular is not dynamic What are you talking about? No, there is no dynamic. There's basically zero Anything between these two remember when um, he looked at baby odor and like giggled or whatever. We were like, whoa Yeah, like we were shocked. This is like it was actually shocking Yeah, he stops playing with the knob sometimes. All right This character development He uses him for free labor in in vents. Hmm That's true from eating things And he often leaves him to be potentially eaten a lot You know The dynamic is so great Put some in dangerous situations. Yeah, the dynamic is what can I put him so I can do the episode? Uh, I don't know here I guess My mom watches this show and she hasn't watched star wars since she that's the one's highlighted He means more to me than anything gives him to luke Yeah, if luke asked for your armor, you wouldn't take it. Would you you wouldn't let him have it? Was yeah luke should have taken it jedi with that armor. Oh my god They're unstoppable Took me to see the prequels when I was a kid She likes this show because it's simple and it's easy to understand and it really is not easy to understand You think you understand it you're because your mom's dumb. Okay. Here's the thing it Your your this show is not simple and easy to understand It makes no sense at practically every turn And if you think that it's easy to understand it's because you're not paying attention I mean, uh Easy to understand. I just I want to prod it exactly what what is meant by that Like he walks into a room and shoots people and walks out and then they did the thing Very easy to follow. I should be like, uh-huh You know what? I'd be like, why did he search out bo katon? Can you tell me cosmo? Do you remember why that even happened? Because I imagine a lot of people don't You're like, I don't know I followed along pretty easy and you're just like, yeah Do you remember like how it all starts where it'll No, I don't I don't think most would because it's just sort of like you're just waiting for the action scenes At least that's the audience that this show is um Uh farmed in a way Yeah Because it's like every episode about two action scenes two major ones To be anything gigantic and complicated And yes, the star wars virgins like me are going to be very excited to watch din the liberate mandalaur on the newest Season of the mandalorian, but I don't know if everybody's really interested in that Of course, I'm gonna watch the next season and I'm probably gonna enjoy it You just answered your own question. You're gonna watch it though. Who gives a shit what it's about? Yeah, it doesn't matter Star Wars, that's good enough That's just how I am. I have brainworms after all, but of course we'll remain skeptical especially because no You're gonna eat this shit up like the good consumer you are like the good boy you are You're gonna eat this shit up for breakfast and you're gonna love it And you're gonna say it's a 10 out of 10 because you clearly don't actually give a shit about its quality This is probably the one of the best screenshots for the show boba fat shooting his gun and there's an explosion My frame is just the explosion. It's just a fire Yes What you signed up for considering the fact that there are gonna be so many star wars shows coming out But anyway for now, I'm gonna go ahead and give mandalorian season two a nine out So These are like both these are both three out of tens at best At the best they could do is a three out of ten So I did you say in the beginning that season one was ten out of ten? Yep And no, okay, so nine out of ten while saying this one was better than the first one better in some ways worse than others Okay, but numerically it's one worse. Yes Whatever. It's yeah, take it. Can we go now? No I would agree with him on one thing which is that the second season is worse than the first season But he he disregarded that earlier when he said that it was better than the first. Yeah Well, yeah, that's pretty rock solid He thinks that nine out of ten is better than ten out of ten That's cause we're not right. Yeah for you I had to I guess he forgot to bust out the fingers there and start counting on them But I don't know I mean look at nine. It's not a very bright boy Nine looks like it's it's just so cool It's kind of cooler than ten. So maybe that's the metric, you know If you didn't talk about like the plot at all or the characters at all or the narrative at all He didn't talk about any of that shit when we found in time And then over to one woman 84 um all I want to highlight about this because uh I'd watch the wonder woman 84 one and it's um he sort of gives up on editing He even says like he can't be asked and that he's annoyed with copyright So he just has his face instead with random clips Um, but I just wanted to highlight how this review ends It's I just thought it was funny in terms of keeping keeping by that He's he's odd low effort mode now because there's other movies I want to get to I'd say this is like a four out of ten if we're being honest That seems pretty fair Okay Mandalorian is twice as good as he sounds like he's gonna make a point and then it just stops I'd say this is like a four out There's like this would take effort and I just can't do that I'm at the point where I don't have to do any effort ever because my audience will eat it the fuck up I don't need to edit. I don't need to think I don't need to even have I can just contradict myself blatantly many times in multiple minutes, but it's fine 20 guys to absorb this one more time out of 10 if we're being honest, that seems pretty fair Yes I like that that's good I should end my next review that way That's so pretty The world is clearly starved of Mandalorian coverage. Um, they should just this should be just check out our minis They're much more detailed Then uh, yeah people telling you it was great. It's just that Luke looked like a monster and that ruins it, but it doesn't really Okay Ten times two equals nine. Yes, deck. That's exactly You're full, um Yeah, just very that was those two sides of the aisle it's um, it's funny how like Cosmonaut seemed like a some more negative review if you will, but it was like nine out of ten Um, yeah, which that's it for the day really unless uh, We're looking to sort of comment more on just things to do with Mandalorian season two Because I don't really plan for us to talk about it again. You're gonna have to wait all the way until my word season three It's really terrible Yeah, it's really bad and it's clear what people liked about it Yeah, I mean, there's some surprisingly bad stuff in there that you wouldn't expect and like moments that even non Critical viewers I was watching this with some friends of mine who they don't In any way think about the films or the shows that they're watching and it was that scene where um The stormtroopers have come and they're fighting up the hill to take uh, the baby yoda and and I think it's episode six or seven um We're the giant rock right that episode Yeah, the bolder Yeah, the bolder one and Whichever the girl starts running along the crest of the hill while being shot at And she never like takes the half step to the left that would Completely shield her from their view and that moment. I think that even my very, uh, uh, boring friends were like, hey Wait a minute Yeah, I don't I couldn't she just move. Yeah. Yeah. She could it's stupid. It's really bad it's it's a very weird moment in terms of just, uh That whole scene man is filled with it That's the whole thing. It really pushes people to the limits in terms of what they'll be willing to accept I guess Like before they're like, wait a minute. My lizard braid is acting up Even that even that gets upset I can't think of anything that was like super Super good from Mandalorian 2 and I know we did this at the beginning but like now that I've been watching this and Thought about it a little bit. I still can't think of anything where I'm like, yeah, no, that was really cool except maybe The giant spider monster things Yeah, yeah, I think hey, we're cool rags felt that way about the bottom and nice and spooky That might be the only thing that's like hey, that was pretty acceptable um to concern when when The best we could because we were saying that on the mini coverage We were like best we can do is just talk about sort of visuals Yeah, that looked neat Yeah, look, there's a lot of neat looking things when you watch this. It's definitely visual spectacle and and You you see things and go oh that's expensive and neat looking but it never Amounts to anything ever. I would absolutely say so. It's it's it's a shame Because they have all it's just like the sequel trilogy. They have all of the resources they need We have billions of dollars Fair that they have all those resources to be honest with you Billions of dollars and they own every ip in the world Um, and they can hire anybody they want and get any film they want made It doesn't matter how ridiculous it is They could be like no jar jar really is the bad guy now and they could just do that And they do this Yeah, but it worked right No Not for us So many people are happy. How could you say that? I do think that their stock went up like 20% by the way when they announced all these shows So It did work. Yeah Oh man when the book of boba fat comes out on the trailer is like just he's just killing people. It seems so fucking cool You know boba fat that's like not just a one gun or anything There's like a lot of them So, um, it's gonna be really cool to see them all There's like some answer ones So much content because you know, I'm not even sure how much batwoman we've got But I guess once we run out of it, I'm gonna need the book of boba fat look after us Hmm Yeah, um anybody who's like listening like oh, no, I want to hear them talk more about man This season two got a whole series of minis Real long every episode Not a very good show just that's the hot tank expose It was hot at first. Um, even our fans were like you guys suck episode one Good and then as time went on it was like, all right, this show was fucking bad It happens Um, yeah, I can't wait to see cob vanth return My favorite cowboy It was like, you know an angle of yeah, but he plays like a cowboy in other tv shows like deadwood. Yeah, deadwood. Yeah Yeah So we have to demand better I kind of liked timothy oliphant like I was I was happy he was in the show at the first season I was like, oh, hey, maybe this is and it very quickly disappointed me You can't always have nice things, but in this case you can't ever have nice things So you ever gonna talk about this again, or you think you're good with it Oh, I mean, I don't think we'll unless someone releases like a particularly hilariously bad video on mandalorian season two Oh one. I Could there possibly be worse than what we've just I'm gonna hope there is Oh Man, what are we doing now? I suppose it's on super chats. Yeah, let's do it. Can't wait four hours Time is a mistress of time First one So, oh wait, actually, I should probably do the whole you know It does anybody wish to escape this world of efab right now I'm just chilling. It's not that late. It's weird Yeah, whenever we start on time and the coverage doesn't go for seven hours It's like, oh my god For god You know, I actually will not because I don't have the time but Because it looks like I'm being invited to a game night with my actual viewers And I can't wow where are you? The people wait wait the people here aren't your actual viewers. No, they're not actual viewers. They're fake Hear that chat. He doesn't appreciate you I'm sorry. I on my discord. I do a game night on on Tuesdays and Fridays and So I'm gonna Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Uh, well, I guess if you know, we're not good enough for you. It's fine I love you all so much, but you're not gonna play counter strike with me Of course not we play good games here Do you want to tell the people where to find you? Um, my information is in the description of this video So that's what I'm supposed to say. You're supposed to say why Well, because it's in the description that's good enough Uh, if you really want to watch any of my content, I make videos that are Um, mostly just kind of whatever I think about video game stuff. I do some history things most recently I talked about a thought I had while playing a call of duty game It was okay, and uh, I also do call a duty game or the thought was okay. The thought was okay. All right It was not very good. This is a cold war. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't enjoy it very good I didn't enjoy it. I know some people really like the multiplayer, but I didn't play that so And then I also do a show now on Sundays on twitch, which is sort of vaguely like this What's the show called it has no name dammit the show with no name Yeah Uh, which smaller he helped me set it all up. So it looks remarkably familiar I don't know what you mean It looks remarkably familiar. Um, yeah, and that's it. That's all I do. So There you go. Alrighty. Um, it's sweet. Yeah, links in description You always sound you sound so like I don't know disinterested And you know All right, go have your game night you big nerd Go click on heads while hiding behind the same box you did last game Enjoy that Have a wonderful evening everybody. Thank you I am drinking gin tonic with roku gin at the moment. Is that like an anime? Yes, sweet Yeah, shat said he'd be an hour, which means he's broken the the truce of promised lands and now we can we could I don't know his land No, no, yeah, this is the rules. What do you do? So much and I need to pour another one Alrighty Gasp, I was watching e-fap 76 yay long man. Ah, yes a new episode rises Unexpectedly too because they usually see it a days But you know weird things happen. Um also Speaking of mentioning shag now and and e-fap in general the first episode that he was on has been blocked By copytisms. Um, I am appealing it If it doesn't work that might be the first episode we have to re-release because of annoying Things on youtube Um, yeah, so people who are like, hey, I can't watch it. It'll be back one day And I think the mohler upload is okay, but the mohler one isn't and I'm not actually sure how you can find the mohler version. I'll have to see about that. Maybe posting it in there Some maybe that just no you can't find that video anymore. Um, hmm. Well, that one's available if you can find it That'll let's say do it So, uh, yeah, I'm aware of it and we're gonna try and get it back Um Morty is my favorite guest. Oh, he would have hated that if he was here That's that's our morty Check out the vast of night spooky movie on prime Feel like that name is vaguely familiar. Yeah, yeah, there's something about that that makes me Hmm Don't re-release I expect a full remaster. Oh my god, you have to add on all the animations Oh great Um, I might just have to like put a half cover on the whole thing to make sure we don't get hit again Because yeah, we looked we looked at a lot of movie scenes as you do Mafia You guys gonna check out the halo tv show No If fucking rags doesn't want it, then I don't see what maybe if fringy does he could drag me along Yeah, if fringy says it's worth seeing for whatever it might be worth seeing probably Um, but yeah, I'll probably check it out Well, there you go Friday e-fap is best e-fap No, some people prefer friday. Some people prefer saturday What you gonna do on no team falcon? Uh Question for shad Oh, I'll I'll you know, I'll hang on to that one if you returns Well, oh jesus christ. I didn't I didn't read the question it's um Can you objectively prove god's existence if so, no, what objectively verifiable evidence is there currently? Oh god, that's a fun one to ask you can't and there isn't any Um, yeah, if he pops back in you know, uh I'm sure oh god Congratulations dad Yeah, yeah, congrats. Uh, I just see a broad Someone's looking for that reddit gold like someone's looking for some uh stones for the stong god high rags Hi It's been the month of stonk I suppose. Yes, you can and yes, there is rags as ignorant all in caps. Well, you proved it You know a lot of uh christian apologetic Apologists would even agree that you can't prove it. So you cannot prove it But uh, wouldn't that be a part of the whole like you're supposed to believe in in in it rather? I thought that was a whole idea of faith right not that depends on who you ask Yes, it does which is interesting fact to consider Which are the new star wars shows if any are you going to cover like the mandalorian? Look above of it. I don't know about the asoka one. I don't give a shit about asoka Yeah, I don't care either. I'll probably watch it to stay abreast of the plot line We might we could always use more bad shit to watch. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fantabulous Guys say I'm assuming immense is supposed to be tizm say tizm stuff. I'm making a doom meme of y'all Don't blink the slang goons and don't put it in my bum What is tizm stuff like like goombal fork that sort of thing? I like goombal fork And turn that into An attack sound I was gonna say there must be something to work with across all the effab stuff You're more specific. How can how can free and rags know what to say when they're told to say tizm stuff? I don't know what you know Season two of mandalorian is really good It's right. I love it. It's pretty tizm of you rags. Yeah Boom I win ask em about the psp. He definitely owns Damn just missed. I'm afraid Um, I should add like the book. Good luck with the castle I hope it is the catchliest castle that ever castled I'll save that one for a few managers of retune Hmm Tell moriati that his show is great. I sure he would appreciate the show is great. Apparently. Yeah I have no reason to believe otherwise Uh, did metal already play doki doki literature club I did not play but I watched a whole there was the last playthrough. I watched a game grumps You cannot prove a god exists but not for the reasons rags use so most of the things that I've ever said Aren't disproofs of god. It's just if this god character is real. He's a fucking dick Because I can't disprove god So, yeah, if you think my arguments are disproofs for god, you're not listening. Sorry, mate Um Sorry, mate Either way, I think he should be one of the five people playing it when you dumbos eventually get around to it But they want I know exactly what happens in that game. So Oh Let's ruin it I also have no interested in playing it myself. I don't really have an interest in playing Yeah Y'all she's still beating me up. Oh, wow. That was yeah, that's dead Um if I've quote without context, we need to have a strait strategic bombing of wolf's bumhole That's apparently something rags said I could see the benefits sounds like something what rags were playing Yeah, you did I believe it demanded a strategic bombing of wolf's bumhole nice Um, also do y'all enjoy when I send these or should I find a better use for my superchats? I'm a I love e-fap quotes Like if like I would have never guessed that that was me who said that. Yeah Um Rags, please tell metal that he should ask mohler to watch Hercules in new york for e-fap movies. Thanks We're continuing this here. God damn it. Stop it Yeah, I mean we could do that one day It's a it's quite an amusing movie to watch I like that started on my stream. I think a couple of days ago Someone asked me to ask you and they said that's not how it works and then said Added julius. I think that julius asked metal to ask mohler I mean as long as the question gets to somebody eventually. Yeah, I guess so I recently became a patron for shad so happy to see him on to all who listen and read this I hope you're doing well and have a wonderful day. Oh, yeah, you too. Oh, so likewise Uh Greetings out of curiosity. Is anyone here heard of the criterion collection? Yes, I forget what it refers to though sounds familiar Thank quote and killing third graders really isn't that impressive as the rags quote When the criterion with that is that like for the criterion racing games like burnout or? Um, I'm I'm blanking I would have to google Criterion collection I would have to as well, but I don't feel like it. So And I am a bad mu2 I'm okay at mu3 Why is there a new to mu3? Uh, the criterion collection is an american home video distribution company with which focuses on licensing In quotes important classic and con contemporary films Yeah, I think I've heard of criteria collection through rlm a whole bunch What do they what do they have though? Someone says have I read for my book of fun facts lately? I haven't so I'll read one and then a few more to do the catch ups Yeah The Hershey's kiss got its name from the puckering sound made by the manufacturing equipment As chocolate was dropped onto the conveyor belt during the production process Um Coca-Cola was first marketed as the best cure for a hangover And early production contained trace amounts of coca leaves which when processed render cocaine Oh neat One more. Uh, I guess we're on the beverage section now um Let's see here Um beverage section trying to find one that isn't some of these are kind of long Oh, I see why you're upset. You just lost the master hand. I did Sent me to the depths The canning process for herring was developed in sardinia, which is why canned herrings are better known as sardines Whoa It's kind of interesting actually I like to your ignorance is a standing way to go. Yes, man Um, I don't know about you, but I'm not often called a yes, man I'm often called contrarian asshole He's gonna keep track of it. Once you get a whole list of what's most commonly said you are the most common one I find it super interesting that the big boss and uh and and smash brothers is a floating hand It's very clever It's like it's us Playing with the toys And um the first game right in the intro. Yes I think you fought him in the first game He was also a boss in the first game. I think god damn. I barely remember anything about the first one well That's a you problem ringing I just remember being blown away by melee even like now the game looks really good Like this game is 20 years old. It really doesn't feel like it Yeah, that's a good looking game. It's a classic Yes, it is Rags, uh, when rags feet picks dropping All four of them That's gonna be expensive, dude. My paw photos The question is looking for an answer, I suppose Um, I don't know. I'm gonna leave that one up in the air. I don't want to commit to any feet picks Um, can y'all pay a pressure metal into trying a smokers cough? It's a cocktail Fuck off. No A smokers cough With mayo Yeah, oh my goodness christ Fucking disgusting Stop telling me on my stream. Thank you for money to ball up to tell me again, you fucks I vote no on whatever that is Uh, why does rags avatar have such a fac me face? because Lore reasons also high rags Hey Lore reasons Um high morix-y thingsy arty titi your new name is strange Yeah, so, you know, it's unique. That's what it is unique Hot take elaine the bounty hunter better than mando Elaine I don't know that one Then it is all I Uh, hi rags Hey, I prospect to M No hi for mohler Hello shad the shad Moly won't believe this, but I remember the question I keep forgetting and then it ends Hmm Guys, you gotta you gotta stop this. You gotta remember for the question fists Uh, hi mohler metal moriarty rags and shad. How are you guys doing today? Doing okay Well, they didn't ask you for me Yeah, but I decided to tell them anyway because I need attention It's cute I am love you you're better than chase by the way Hey, I like you're better than someone else That's fair enough. I mean, yeah, you know, they just want to share their opinion. That's what this this shows all about Get them opinion shared um Hey rags, what do you think of the upcoming minecraft update? I don't know much about it. Really. I don't keep up with minecraft I'll play it every once in a while, but I don't follow like the news and everything. Is it like a last for me Is it like a significant thing because I don't know any of Is it really are they adding something big like corn? Maybe I don't know It's gonna be huge I don't I'm not interested in any of that minecraft porn huge porn Oh, no, it's a bomb ah your fools Um, you too is just kicking ass, you know um Damn And over the tfa part four this gun is loaded. All right. It's coming. It's gonna be a really long process of providing it Oh I'm all a rags metal moriarty and shad. Thanks for being an inspiration of making my show a year ago It's about covering tt rpg content tabletalk discussion and discourse if you're interested Yeah, I'm uh really glad that you made a show and that you're like uh, you're liking doing it. Yeah Um tabletop rpg discussions like yeah nerdy, but at the same time needed What would this world be? What would this world be without it? That's that's what I say It doesn't have a name of it, but I'm assuming it's connected to gray dawn If you're looking for a podcast about that sort of thing um Hi rags Hey What do you think of the upcoming wait a minute? I read that one already. Well, you know what it's from Uh, never been this early to an efab rags is crowning Rags, I don't think so I'm getting fucking wrecked by these two probably pay more attention But then again, why would I when I can dominate? Oh, wow, america is off sweet Well, I can dominate this suicidal Italian Just cuz gotta stay ahead of the other folks trying to take my entertainment throne as the producer of efab. It's mind your massifs Uh Well, maybe they they can be more than one producer of efab, right? That makes sense. It's like the chat all the producer Oh my god. Yeah, I know. I mean, yeah, they they definitely help fund us Yeah, I mean going away. They sort of are you have influence on on how things can go sometimes, you know It all makes sense. They produce Uh again can spiders tell the future spider-man can well That's the thing. I think a lot of people Thought that just cuz spider-man can tell the future the spider can too the spiders can't do but but but turns out they can actually I was just Just based it on faulty information. Just good. It's not because spider-man can do it that they can do it They could just do it anyway The reason he can look and into the future is is to completely unrelated to his spider bite There's a whole plot line about it explained to Um any plans to cover jeb nickles tlj debate on collider's channel who defends is as awful as the points made against the film Really that sounds interesting. Is that new? I wouldn't mind watching a lj debate. That sounds amusing We will uh, I'll have a look say about it at some point The year 2041 daddy. Why is that rocket company called gamestop? Well, honey back in 2021 me and the lads cost wall street 70 billion by ship boasting. Yeah It's been an interesting turn of events when it comes to the stock It has been an unusual yet very satisfying year in that regard Oh, what that what? I was doing something funny and then it pushed me off the stupid ledge Oh I got hit by the fish. Well, you know what? This is it doesn't matter. I'll just keep paying for continues All right kong You're gonna lose to godzilla or at least you should just saying he should lose to godzilla, but he probably won't Uh, it's gonna be such dumb stupid stupid It's gonna be dumb. I just hope the fight scenes are all right. That's that's all that we have left at this point And what we're seeing There is like not that much monster stuff. You guys are just totally wrong about that one Well, the ones who said it. Yeah, but in our movie coverage, uh He even got counted What you left for that boy? I'm sorry. I'm playing word how here in this guy 18 killed six people With one catapult shot And it's like a whole the whole let me let me grab an image of this. That's insane I've never seen someone manage to hit zero enemies in six friendlies with the catapults Oh my goodness Oh, oh my goodness. Wow I oh, let me grab that that is hilarious Good god, the long chicken man sounds scary as hell. What's the long chicken man? What happened at the beginning of the stream? I just clearly I don't remember it Long drunk Is that the end? Oh, it is sweet and I got this Um, buffy coming to disney plus makes a long man disnoit Uh Well, I mean, yeah, they they own the ip, right? So why not? Uh, wait, buffy on disney plus apparently Oh, wait, sorry. I'm mixed Buffy the vampire Do you need a second it was only five about it was six, but still that's incredible. Am I mixed in buffy the vampire slayer Wait fringy explain to me what's happening to your brain Sorry, but am I mixing the buffy the vampire slayer or? I Still don't understand what your question is. He's asking is buffy the vampire slayer on disney plus apparently Um, that doesn't make sense. I'm pretty sure that water brothers owns buffy does it Yeah, it was on the wb. So i'm pretty sure buffy is owned by water brothers Someone fox had buffy. Did I read that? My in the bro's All right, let me let me look it up Well, it was on the wb production district. Oh, oh no, it was distributed by 20th century fox So, yeah, you're right. Oh, fuck. You're cool. Hey, look. Well, it's gonna be the remastered version on disney plus But at least it's available. I don't know. It's fine It's when they make the new show is gonna be considered. Let's be what angel. Let's see about oh angel is also. Yeah Uh-oh, don't you dare Don't you touch it Uh Weekly harassment until you get stitch and adam back You'll have them back. Yeah, definitely. I am not against that. We probably won't talk about the van de menis though It'll be another subject. Who knows Hey, all what do you think of the latest one division episode? I've been enjoying it so far I can't think of many issues with the writing hyrax Hi Yeah, it's kind of they do find some I do find some issues with the writing in it. There are issues now. Yeah Yeah, like the fact that they didn't send a robot down into the tunnels They sense a human being when they didn't know I mean, there's so many different things they could have tried and they haven't Uh, it's yeah, it's definitely the weakest in terms of writing definitely It is the most filler episode despite being the one that's not meant to be the filler episode Like there isn't a lot new that we that happened You can infer most of what they've told us in that episode Yeah, we just have like answers of oh, that's where like the helicopter came from. Oh, that's why there was a bee keeper guy in there. Oh, that's why um The radio was now we have those answers, but we didn't necessarily need them so um I enjoyed it, but yeah, definitely my least favorite. I'm hoping to get back to more stuff in next episode Yeah There's some stuff that the show hints at though with agnes Um, is that the reference to the whole like there's no real world vision of her? Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, there's some stuff, you know, it's not like a disaster or anything. It was just like, oh Okay, just not quite. Yeah Uh Surprise e-fap. I'm so glad I just posted my lego molar and rags to the discord. Hello everyone I hope you're having a fun day today destroying mando again. I mean It just keeps coming back like good old mando Coming these in three will be right around the corner. I'm sure Yeah, I'll sync up on you before you know it E-fap movies dread 2012 when yeah, I mean that no reason we're gonna do that sometime Dread 2012 is beloved from what I understand Yeah, I enjoyed it a bunch. It was actually the first movie I ever saw in three day How did that go was it it went all right? It went okay Oh good Uh, e-fap the high republic show Is it called the high republic that show? that's The all right the high republic is like the new era. So I guess maybe that's what the show is called. Yeah Uh, I don't know. Yeah, maybe it'll be terrible. Don't worry. As you guys know, we don't e-fap a lot of shows So it has to be special like the Mandalorian Maybe no promises um rags et al thoughts on beast stars Not a furrier or a weeb, but I really enjoyed it and thought the writing was decent. Great to see more mando too Great to see more mando. Well, is beast stars the one that was made in conjunction with The animators from youtube. That was one on netflix. That was oh isn't beast stars the one about the uh, it's basically like It's the wolf wants to fuck the rabbit, right? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I've seen plenty of porn of it, but Well, that's how you know it's successful, right? Or is that just how you know it exists? That actually is not a bad rule of thumb The people are invested the more porn that you see of it the more successful it probably is Yeah, sorry don't know anything about it Uh, one last super chat from me is earth habitable Early If you have a space suit, then yes No, if you that is true Antarctica is as habitable until you die, then it's not and that's that's how it works That's how reality works. All right. This is a deep lore reference that many people will not get More reference. Yeah, you you'll you'll find it on my twitch Yeah Latest is it the latest stream? Or is it the one before the latest? Uh, it was the one before that because I did often of cost between then How's that going you beating them, right? I've tried to do it a couple of times again off stream I came very close like I was about two hits away and then he got me I'm gonna stream it. We got to see the moment. Why when you well? I think now it's about seven hours of trying to boot costs. I think I think it's been a while So I'm I'm getting there, but I really don't know if I can Care to like do it again between now and tomorrow when the stream is Oh, yeah Maybe you'll get back up to him with the cane and you'll fuck him up. Who knows No, I've been even practiced with the cane. So I'm sure that's gonna go Some confidence you nerd. Yeah Believe in yourself ring. That's how it works. I don't I don't believe in gotta believe gotta believe Oh, should I just waste it a card oops He sealed or sell your stonks do it now No He sealed it was a bro. It came to stonks. He was a bro Ah Did you see the disgusting tweet the editor from collider tweeted at snider the article mentioned snider had zero energy to finish Justice league due to his family tragedy the guide the guy's response was a laughing gift What seems pretty inappropriate I mean, yeah, that seems incredibly it makes me almost wonder. Are you is that all the context here? I think what it was was that there was a recent story where zack snider basically said Yeah, after my daughter died. I was just not in a position to work on this film anymore Which you know makes perfect sense to me. Yeah Um, yeah, I thought that was what happened. Yeah, basically. I think the gist of his argument was I was in I was in a place where I couldn't fight for this film. So I Which makes perfect sense considering what happened. I don't know how anybody could look at that and find that funny. Um, that's actually pretty sick um I'm wondering if there is more context, but if there's not yikes Dude it's so good when mute you picks up the hammer in this game. He like swings it around with his telekinesis That's one of those nifty details I once killed a chicken with a hose took almost an hour, but it ensured my family's safety take that shad Oh, that's the long chicken. I remember now Killed a chicken with a hose that sounds kind of horrifying, but yeah, that's almost as cool as killing a chicken with the hose Could you kill a chicken with a hoe? No more than one like you just have hose around. I'm sure yeah, if you could do it I don't see how the hose would make it more difficult or a hoe Maybe the hoe will come with a weapon. She will use it to your advantage sort of Uh Dude, you know about how bad the frontier mod for Fallout New Vegas is it's mechanically a marvel, but the writing is terrible full of Only garbage they just took it down like yesterday so All I know is bits and bobs told to me by uh smiley and it's been pretty funny He said like he's he's going through um, see if I can find it actually it's a funny any quote He's like checking threads on it. I guess it's been in production for like six years this mod That everybody is very very excited about Um Where is it One Out of context these these are the questions some people were asking on the thread related to the frontier mod Why is there a fuckable death claw? Why is there a fuckable lizard pelt? Why is there a fuckable? There's a sex slave teen Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of sex stuff in the game and I guess Death I'm fine with sex stuff in the game I mean, I would definitely reason I brought it's fucking a death claw that sounds I'd fuck the fuck out of a death claw. I'd fuck the shit out of a death claw She could be my deadly scaly mama pet All right. Well, you got a purchase from ranks Yeah But um, I think the fallout community at large were uh disturbed by such options Okay, political correctness. What are you gonna do? Uh Yeah, apparently it was just taken down then as a result of this Though it can't be because of the fuckable death claw. I don't know. I guess it's a combo of things Well, I guess if it's sexual content, I don't think steam workshop allows those nexus does though Bone picking is normally scheduled to happen at 7 34 utc deviation is punished by a rubber hose Oh, I remember me talking about bone picking. Yes. Yes. I didn't know that we had a set schedule for bone picking though It's um, it's gonna be awkward with the time zones too Why didn't you invite ryan kindle on he would tear this video apart frame by frame for no reason Oh, don't worry. I mean we've got plenty of mando hatred between us I'm aware that he's not a fan of it as well. I don't know if we could handle more Uh Don't forget to invite nerd rotic for battlefield earth efap movies. We shall indeed A bunch of emojis relating to rockets and stonk excellent Rockets and stonk shad your medieval swords don't work on me. I live in power armor. Go cast your fancy magic someplace else Well What if his magic can pierce the power armor? The magic is capable of a lot of stuff And bam bam bam there was a combat Don't that it's a combination of stuff like a pedo dev who is apparently responsible for most of the sexual stuff Like enslaving a barely 18 year old But what part of that what part about that gets it taken down? Because the dev was a Pedophile, I don't see why that would get the mod taken down And if the person in the game was 18 then I mean I don't see why that would get it taken down I have no context only random tidbits. I got I got nothing Someone said it was taken down due to animated pedophilic content Well, yeah, I can't have that in the game All you had to do for your mod was not have pedophilia in it. That's you had one job It should be one job. It's so easy easy solution I If you think boba's knee rockets and nuts the og mecha godzilla had laser eyes mouth rockets chest laser claw Slash toe missiles and knee rockets. I can send the clips. It's hilariously awesome but But like that doesn't sound as crazy to me because it's a Mecha godzilla is like there's like a big mechanical creature that's just filled with weaponry, you know And just all parts open up took it down because like half of the mod was fetish stuff. Well, how do they not know? How do the devs not know that half of your stuff was fetish stuff? I guess they worked on different parts of the game. I guess but like man How interesting I wonder if you can get sued for that Uh Yeah, I'm okay with mecha godzilla having a toe that opens up into a rocket, you know compared to boba fet having a Knee that opens up into rockets Yeah Uh, check out the mason dreamer Book on amazon the first in the staff Staff fight series which features a mauler inspired character A mauler inspired character What do you mean like has a gas mask? I don't know I like the idea that yours is the first thing I'm gonna have a Smart, that's what I mean. I don't really know what that what it would look unless they mean like the person who wrote it Mentioned that or something seems unlikely. Also. I just killed myself. I'm like the AI in this game sometimes. Yay Happy birthday for my retard my retardation was natural and organic. Yeah This was programmed finds more authentic Mine's the real thing Nothing beats real retardation Yeah, happy birthday to metal for next year. I don't know if that's a meme about how this wouldn't be read until next year I don't know. Oh, well, they just finished up with saying not this year though. They're just Yeah, it's my birthday soon. Yeah, no, I know They're not gonna let you have your birthday this year, but they'll let you have it next year Yeah, the same thing was said on my stream yesterday. So sorry. It was probably the same person I mean that could be counter harassment. We can ban them if you want No, that's fine. All right. I do one chance bitch Um, this sounds like pride flag a bear and then downvotes Okay, no pride bears No, no gay bears allowed in this game Actually, my favorite bear is okay Um high rags Hey One crumpet or baguette? Well, I prefer baguette Yeah, baguette's good. It looks like the other two are abstaining I I don't have a The fuck happened there? Sorry, I'm just um, it's your brain. Okay tonight this morning for you I'm just doing some work. So I'll take that as a no. That's a no. Yep And tonight it's early and yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I already corrected myself for you. See your brain is not functioning He's got beaten up by children At number two was sausage roll or cornish pasty I've had cornish hen before and it's quite good Um, yeah, I'm I'm I'm cool with both of those Probably one of those on the moment. I'm like, I could prefer the other right now sort of things Yeah, that's a strong I think this run is gonna end here You know, I just I just didn't know that I'd be having to deal with such difficult questions when I ended up for all this I guess I'm gonna I'm gonna go with a safe sausage roll. Just just just for now, but I might change next time, you know It's norse just Uh Bring back jaw-jaw and then we'll talk about shedding some tears Agreed. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, you got to earn that emotional resonance. That would be meaningful. I'd say Hey, again being up by children so annoying especially nas This is only three of Uh 49.5 episodes into eFap. I can't wait to hear you read this out when I finally catch up to this episode in six months Rhino milk spider may the cosmic chicken bless you massives. Well, thank you Yay May the light of the chicken bless you as well Yum more rags can be such a boomer ass sometimes jesus What's the context the rat I don't know what the boomer part is sometimes you we all have boomer moments But I don't know what mine is Uh, I guess I've had them. Well, this would be about the crying thing. I like I know how to read an analog clock Yeah, you boomer I like how that's just a boomer attribute Back in my day Vlogs were our little faces back in my day. You had to figure out what the clock said It was just written for you Well, shit Can't super chat right now next to eFap though. Also pleasant surprised you love underwater What was mare first viewing but you convinced me is pretty good I don't know as far as saying I love it like I don't like it. I think it's good and I like it I like it a bunch. You see it goes above like it, but it doesn't go as quite as high as love it I like it a bunch. You know a bunch of like is quite a bit of like Stop it. It's hard to translate Feelings, you know, you got to get it right the likes down with a down Um, right so someone who likes guns. Have you ever heard of a game called girls frontline? No Sounds like an anime thing sounds like an anime thing You mean it sounds awesome No response to that Uh cover a cranky trex vid Cranky trexed No idea what or who that is. He's like a Star Trek guy who's upset Maybe Cranky trex maybe maybe like cranky t-rex video Is there a youtuber who is an angry t-rex? It's pretty neat Oh Hey mollard discovered your channel a couple of months ago and fell in love with your unbridled rage series Any chance you'll get back into that? Oh, yes Making one right now for the boys season two It's gonna be the longest unbridled rage because it's about the longest piece of content that i've covered where I was making like a Two hour and a half video for just one episode of game of thrones. I'm trying to do one for eight episodes at once Give me a little tough. The script is is a bit of a Bit of an anus right now in terms of getting it all together, but uh, That'll be cold and unbridled rage. It's gonna be a long man. It's probably gonna be my longest video actually And uh, it's fun to get it out to y'all Pairing something rags likes guns with something he generally hates anime girls means he'll probably hate it more than if he didn't like guns Could could well be if he sees anime girls mishandling guns or Many of my pet peeves many of my biggest pet peeves are gun related when it comes to the depiction of guns and Uh when the shat man's testifying faithless and faithless men believe he'll matriculation you into paradise or bring you to your knees That's one way to do it. Yeah pretty cool to visit his castle one day Someone said about the the tweet the laughing gift tweet to zack snider It was the only other context was him linking to a collider article about it in the replies So I think it was just for hate clicks is what I've been told Wow, I'd store an article. Let's say the apologize for it eventually. So I guess that's good. Yeah Probably shouldn't have done it in the first place, but I agree. It's nice that you at least yeah A bit of a bit of a dick move as they say It's disturbing how many people are okay with luke trying to murder his nephew and tlj Even people who hate the film focus on the coward aspect Um But like it's not like wonder woman where they they approve of the act in some weird way rather. They're like this is a weakness that luke know had Um assuming that comment is like I can't believe they would approve of it morally Then again, some people kind of like inch toward that. They're like, well He did sense that he was gonna kill a whole bunch of people Go a minority or pull with this, okay with jedi Jedoms Rags dad never gave him a hug Uh, they were rare, but they were very meaningful. I just I don't think not crying at luke means you weren't hugged as a child like damn Yeah, like I'm a I'm a sentimental guy when it comes to media, but I'm not like Like it's not cheap for me. You have to earn it Like you can't just show me a picture of somebody and have me start bawling Maybe you're just a big ol meanie poo Um, hey rez tods watch jojo already. It's restarted It's restarted It's it's spelt weird Well, maybe it's not Well, uh, I don't uh jojo is I don't think this is I mean it's not like jojo's bizarre adventure that anime Yeah, mel you've seen it. You think it's amazing, right? Well, I was not listening at all jojo's lame adventure. You think it's a bizarre sort of show, right? I mean, yeah, that's the name of the delicious kameez makes no fucking sense We're just this is something I couldn't assume. It's like that's silly And then I ride away. Do you think we would love it? Absolutely not Well, maybe one day Uh, this just says no crying zone a man shouldn't cry in public eye. It's embarrassing and not needed at all Keep up the good work lads appreciate the podcast also high rags Hello, um, I don't know about never in public like if it's that like if your wife dies I think it's all right to cry at her funeral a bit, you know, or if like your your child dies Yeah, um, you know if there are there are times You know, even then I think there should be a level of composure that goes into it Like don't absolutely emotionally break down to the point of uselessness Um, I do think part of virility should be You know, you you should pick and choose when you when like when your emotions come out But uh, yeah, just seeing Luke Skywalker cut robots in a show is A little higher than that I think Has some introspection. Why are you experiencing such overwhelming emotion right now? You're like, oh just because just because he looks like he did in the other movie. I should probably calm down Mark Hamill looks like mark Hamill. He do you do be like that Give me that bat. Oh, and I cry at the end of t2 Uh, fuck absolutely. They earned that. Yeah, like a long time Crying equals cringe not in every case always Of money because shat is great. Oh kind of you Go away bowser You can't ban a smaller your band and you too metal and maybe you rags if you don't insult us more Oh wait, they're saying they will ban rags if he doesn't insult them more damn Oh, wow guys go You might be in luck. You're ugly and dumb And you have a smelly face Damn But under the face everything else is fine. That's mine. No, why did you get to eat it? Let's stop I'm outraged by boozer. Wow, they just keep I disagree with your idea of perfection because Uh, you know what perfection really is? Mando season one 10 out of 10 That's right. That's the perfect show really Fuck your bills You know the ai really need to work on like Taking shots from range weaponry. They just sort of allow it Oh, that hit him nice Fuck par god There you go, he's dead Oh How's it can you please stop what a beast? Stop hitting him with stars. Just keep fucking hit him. He's like our back baby Man, if he just blocked the how are you not out of the there you go. That's definitely a god Uh What a persistent fucker. Holy shit. I know right? It was windy when I learned my dad died now. I cry when the wind blows f you rags All right You're the one who has to live with your mopey ass. Not me. So I don't care as long as he's inside He won't be mopey Close the windows now. He knows it's raining outside. Damn. That's enough Uh, man I can see where rags is coming from I often get into arguments with my brothers that love a lot of things for purely superficial reasons When I start pointing out issues they take a fence and treat me like I'm the one with the problems All the while media gets crappier That's what I'm saying, man like That's the really unfortunate part is that if it does this well, they'll just keep doing it Hmm But um, hopefully the mando season three if they just double down isn't as popular because people will start to see through it instead of Be surprised and blown away and stuff I always find it funny when like my my friends start watching movies and they go, oh, this was so good And I just ask why And they just look at me. It's like, I mean I mean why And they can't come up with anything What do you what is this why? Yeah, what do you mean? It was good. Like, yeah, but why? I think they did this really well. Yeah, but why though? It was stupid because of this this this Hello, e-fap wondering if you guys have seen the last three videos Jim Sterling put out might be candidates for e-fap 150 Also, I'm hoping to do a response of my own to them as my first video also high rags Hi, good luck. It'll be easy Yeah, I've not seen them I don't even know I'm sure what the topics are, but I'll I'll have a look. See you. What's up? How Jim's doing? Let's see actually I'll just read the titles. Um So, oh, um, there are there are a lot of videos here latest. Um death and taxes And there's a picture of solider snake with a hat on and a Georgian flag and two palm trees on his tentacle things Okay And then the next one is just a pug in the machine And it's got a picture of the like founder of city project right as well as the blonde chick on the cover of grant authority five I just said it's just a park in the machine Yeah, and the devil hit a dog with a go-kart Squirty play I yeah, I'm totally all right And then the one after that is called a completely normal one and it's got pog champ Pog champ in the thumbnail well Not sure which one of those you want to just or thought yeah. Yeah No, I upbeat with luigi and it froze the game for a moment So, you know, he's got power Uh If I was in star wars theory's position, I might feel disrespected that luke nothing more than cgi muppet Uh in substance, what's the difference between that and tlj luke? Well, he didn't that's the thing he didn't do anything offensive He also didn't do anything that luke would do in character. Yeah, like I don't know The thing everyone's titled to whatever reaction they have I just feel like there's Space and time to work out What's happening to you? Like permissive of everything I think they're doing maybe there are times to shame people for the things they do and feel Yeah, I mean, this is the thing everybody as shad and we were talking about everyone has a line for this Whether or not you want to admit it If there are things people will do you'll be like, oh my god pathetic Just gotta figure out where it is Cobra Kai is excellent if you go in accepting that none of the characters know how to properly explain anything and the police don't exist Oh Then it's not gonna. Okay, then you shouldn't have told us that Not fantastic Also this challenge of fighting peach and dr. Mary at the same time as luigi I kind of just need good items and then I will win All right, give me give me some pokeballs So I just I just don't main luigi. Okay. I'm not a main filigree. You know a lot of people are more respect to them or power even I was found out That luigi in that game. It's just mario's voice but pitched up Like they just they didn't get him to re-record his lines as luigi Does he ever actually say the word luigi Does he ever say the words game out, sir? I don't know because all I remember was that it is literally just mario, but pitched up That's that is luigi in this game. He has original lines and wants to come afterwards, but not This one well see these days. They could have done a hot fix in the first day and updated it Yeah, that's right. Unfortunately back in the day. They had to release games ready to be played I'm not sure if it's an error or not. I think they did it on purpose. Maybe they're like ran out of time And they were just like oh shit. Yeah, I could have just Shad is cobra kai spaghetti bolognese or bloody shepherds pie all disney star wars is crap. Hi rags Hi well All disney star wars is crap. You just possibly drop that on the end of most messages. They'll be fine. Just like yeah Man, I'm just not taking any prisons Uh, I finished jojo part two three out of ten this time There were characters Okay, awful dialogue the character died toward the end and I burst out laughing it was so bad I'm gonna upset so many people in chat now because I hear jojo is quite people are quite passionate about it I just don't know anything about it really It's memeable as fuck is that right? Oh, it's like the prequels were Super memeable and some people are confused out with it being good Sometimes I get the feeling Like when I watch this like man, just all of this makes no sense I just I just won because they both killed themselves Wait, what they just both killed themselves Thanks, I guess I don't know I got a kill a bunch of people as ness. Ew. Oh that works. I guess. Yeah, thanks I'm uh, I'm I'm reading. I'm just rolling though. You know it's going great Uh context it's not just crying at seeing luke It's clearly the rush of seeing a familiar character and the powerful memories that comes with it um The control your emotions Yeah, so that's why do you think I brought up the whole So if I had luke on a keychain dangling in front of you and that brought up all those memories Would you then be like, yes, totally fine. It brings up those memories fan Registraristic figure and then pointed luke Luke with a label Yeah Um, so yeah, uh, there's a lot of ways you can because again eric buttz has this defense I don't know why anybody thinks that he's different What do you think eric buttz is crying about it's like he's fucking losing his shit because he remembers the good times that his star was Yeah, the good times that we no longer have I just think that it's interesting to me And I think it's more dependent on whether or not We're approving of the content at the time because we definitely don't approve a rise of skywalker And that's full of crap Oh Man You know I shit on mess a lot, but he's pretty powerful still pooping. I'm sorry Everywhere just don't like it when you when he shits on me. Okay grab I do sometimes cry at certain scenes, but I consider it a failure on my part almost every time just how I was raised Well Uh Look, okay. When when you start to tear up for something that you realize. Oh my god This is they got me to do this with just like say for example the luke seed if ever that happened to me I'd be like wow. I've been manipulated Like I know but like I don't know about Shame or anything. Not everything god damn Yeah, because they said almost every time it's like damn Um, I cried when jeff goldblum appeared at the end of Jurassic world because reasons I Tears find a way Like if I can take on five people with one health bar, what is this? I'm a child balls So do you put more blame on bad star wars on fans overreacting or corporate taking advantage of fans and not bothering to write better content I think it's more on disney, but it's still both each other. Yeah Disney wouldn't do it if this reaction didn't happen. Maybe yeah, if I didn't get such a positive reaction for me guys Uh, would you guys efap movies homes and watson? Sure at some point I've heard it's horrible really awful. Yeah, one of the worst comedies. That's what I've heard. I've heard Universally that it's just awful So, yeah, maybe one day Sounds exciting right with when when everyone hates it I remember when I fist hid it was a thing I was like that could be funny because it's the stepbrothers people as in the actors Not the right. Well, I don't know I mean it could be but I Filmento is efap cast. Hey, if he wants to come on we'll welcome it on Talk about movies talk about underwater for a bit Yeah, sure Please die No, you here we go. Uh, do you think clone wars is a good show? Um, no Well If the question is like from your perception limited as it may be Do you think the clone wars is of low quality? The answer is yes Um, I've only seen bits and bobs and a season one and then commentary on it from many people that I happened to trust It's like it isn't very good. Yeah, I don't know Why haven't they made another earthbound? I don't know Mel you know the answer Uh, what about earthbound? Why didn't they make a mill? I'm looking because I remember this map. This is an this is an earthbound map. I think and it's like man This is cool. Like imagine having a bunch of games which is nesting his buddies going on like these crazy adventures Well Wasn't the story they were making another one and then they took forever and they Had to import it to the n64 and that didn't really work out that that well Then it didn't do well in western territory in western countries at all. That was 20 years ago. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, sure Yeah, see people are saying they made mother three. It's like yeah, but then they haven't made anything since that And it wasn't released in the u.s. This is like, yeah Like how people say mother three exists. It's like that's not addressing the story ended with it Oh, okay. I feel like you could find a reason to wow. I don't know shit about earthbound other than it looks cool but um God his recovery is amazing. Oh, wow falcon. I guess what I'll go spawned on a bomb. That sucks to be him I guess that's what i'm getting at is like with nintendo. There are so many ip's that I don't know why they're not doing anything with them like f0 star fox Um, they keep making fire emblem now, but That's the mean right people are tired of them being in smash games Yeah, because there's like eight fire emblem characters. I remember having a conversation with this years ago It's like well awakening did really well. It's like dude. Like I don't care How well it's sold you should be trying to spread them out Um, and and then people will be like well maria has 12 characters. It's like, yeah maria has 12 like this series has eight Do you understand why this is like a big problem? Mario was like the biggest franchise they have it makes sense for them to have the biggest roster Like eight earthbound character earthbound like Fire emblem characters and when a lot of them are just sword guys like I was cool with about three This is the thing I've played and beat like three and a half Uh Three like three and a half fire emblem games and the only ones I could really tell you like character wise are like The ones from super smash bros. Yeah, I know about ike and moth But that's just because they're from smash bros Yeah, um, I know I beat the first one. I beat the sacred stones. I beat half of radiant I get one of the old ones I've only I've only played awakening and um and that three houses. So fuck you and there was a ds one that I played Awakening maybe That one is 3ds. So yeah, it was a 3ds one And I liked it. I don't think I've ever finished it. No, but uh, I haven't finished either of them I've played them and liked them, but I never finished them Fire emblem is big in japan I'm sorry, but like are you telling me that fire emblem sales about two thirds of the collective sales of the mario series or Like if we're gonna use sales as an argument for why the roster should be the way that it is then Link legend of zelda should have a lot more characters than it does Um pokemon should have all of the characters But this is not a good reason to decide how many people should be in the cast anyway. It should be gameplay diversity Like people saying yeah, the lack of variety. It's like yeah mario. It's like, okay, you got mario and luigi Yeah, they're pretty similar peach. Well, she's radically different bowser. Yeah, she's he's radically different Radically different radicals interest um I brought sales up because that tends to be the thing that people I I'm sorry is your brain working So what I said was that I had a discussion with somebody and I said it's kind of stupid that there are so many fire emblem characters And they said well it has really good sales. That's why I brought up sales because I disagree with this point on multiple levels One, I don't think sales should be what decides it. It should be what's best for the gameplay variety But secondly if we're gonna use sales, it's just not an argument you win pokemon should have like 30 characters Hmm What if they really like fire emblem though Well, I mean, it's cool if you do but again like um If if you're gonna pick fire emblem characters, it might be better to have like a couple of magicians I'm pretty sure there's like one that uses magic, but most of them are swords. Oh, yeah, definitely Well, you know what? I like this challenge when it goes your way when you throw a pokeball and it's fucking wild It's annoying How did you know help me? Was this fucking no so many numbers that I'm fine with doing that one again. It's fun Uh if that movie shock boy and lava girl when also high rags Hi I don't know that could probably work. Yeah, I don't yeah It's from what I understand. There's like a they made a sequel right as well. So Oh, yeah, we are heroes. I think I can't roll the name is No, all guest smash characters for promotion fire emblem is not a guest character fire emblem is a nintendo franchise What Oh, these lads are immune to just insta death. I wish I was that while the fair We're even funny if they put goldine But um Yeah, I thought most people agreed that they want less fire emblem. I didn't realize it was like a I think I think it is contentious though Like a lot of people now sort of take the uh, the whole perspective of like nuts. It's okay But like there's a lot of people Yeah, and it's funny right because a lot of people were mad when they added steed to minecraft It's like this is such a unique fighter like that's that's way that sounds like a great idea Yeah, there's a lot of jump from that Way cooler people to add in and like more fire emblem characters did it like Oh, shit peachy Yeah I think they still got more doc characters inbound So I wonder if they're gonna add crash bandicoot like a lot of people saying that's gonna happen. That'd be cool It'd be weird considering as a playstation game, but so is metagare solid So if I understand your position well, right and I don't misrepresent you at all You're saying anyone with a sword plays the exact same That's not what I said Is that did somebody say that no, I'm just expecting it like it's It's gonna come at some point somebody said in chat like the problem is there's too many sword characters It's like broadly. Yeah, there are too many sword characters in smash Um, at least now especially how many links are there? There's well, there's three different links. Yeah Oh, yeah, tune link young link regular link, right? Link regular link. Yeah Well, not everyone with a sword plays the same fringy. Fucking learn it. Yeah Sounds like sounds like you don't know that Sounds like you're wrong Uh for the dark troopers and the new daleks to quote mark hamill give it a red and black paint job and all of a sudden Nazi Yeah There's an over reliance on the red and black sort of uh color scheme and like everything In lots of things. It is a cool color combo, but yeah But just like having you know sword characters in smash. It's it's cool. But like too much of it Well, have you guys seen leaky hawk? I have not Well, though, what's interesting about that is that I'd like to rewatch it with you guys actually because I watched it as a Kid and I remember liking it quite a bit But in that one the good guy in the final confrontation wears black and the bad guy wears white Like a boy. It's got rutger how are in matthew broadrick in it. Yay No, not eggs Uh crying over batwoman season one ending is greater than crying over cgi luke I agree. I they at least tried for it in batwoman. I cried for jaco. Okay I was sad because there'd be no more batwoman. Oh, yeah for a while. I'm not some meaningful tear up right there Probably won't be yeah All right, mario, could you please kill yourself? Oh, never mind. I died This is tough. I gotta fight three people at once twice Rags as a crowd have so much more to offer than swords They could have had like a light magic and uh aid or god axes They're probably gonna add aid or god like at some point Of course they are But even then I don't know is it what is the difference between an act? Well I mean, I I recognize like They could be as different or as similar as you choose to make Yeah, I'm thinking the key to this to just keep jumping from left to right until they eventually kill themselves There are only so many ways you can do a sword fighter and smash, but then don't do so many sword fighters Yeah, I mean that seems to just be the logical end point if you're gonna say that right? It's like Like if the game doesn't allow for you to do much Also, I don't even know Can that really be true when every character who doesn't have a sword typically punches, you know, I mean Yeah There's gotta be lots of ways to use a sword fighters is they're really fast and Yeah, that's one of the main attributes except for like Ike Ike yeah, the only sword fighter that was sort of a little bit slower Yeah Ike and Roy were I mean, I like them both as characters like in the game Oh my god, I made her kill herself Okay, yeah, um, dude have the phone She killed herself twice in a row. She killed herself spawn and killed herself Getting a lot of wins from suicide in this game Why not have the phone characters connected to skins because it looks better if you have a big roster Like that's probably all I'd have for that It looks way better Uh from a marketing standpoint to be like dude, there's like 80 characters in this game Even if that's not really But they do the echo fighter thing So I could just do that but they're they're different enough that they're not the same fighter But they're close enough that they might as well be that's kind of the issue Is that all this challenge is I have to fight nine jigglypuff? Well I suppose there is a lot of I just need the right items to spawn. I'll be fine. Maybe they'll kill themselves Smash bros, they need a plague doctor. I mean, I'm on board for that. Oh, yeah Nintendo give me a call. All right, I'll do the voice lines Chad wants good fathers in movie. What a simp Um, all right Today I finally grown became grown up, but then Luke Skywalker showed up and handed over my new driver's license and I cried Oh, they got a car therefore grew up and then they had to hand it over. That's right. That's how it works You get a car. You're you're a grown up now. All right real man now Uh polite request for an efat movies on the twilight saga I know I don't know about that one. See it's complicated because twilight sucks, but of course A certain kind of suck can be great But is this that certain kind? I don't know I can't be sure about that So I'm gonna put it on a maybe pile Uh really really just not sure From a moveset perspective, would you consider hero a swordsman or a mage? Dude, I part of the problem is like I'm kind of relying on memory here. I haven't played smash for like a year. So It could maybe I have to boot it up just to uh to see how it's all changed Or how I remember it um I liked AT&T chat saying shad can criticize the throne room fight when he can pull those moves off And all the responses that shad 100% can and does Um, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if shad can pull off the moves in the throne room fight um But whether or not you can pull them off shouldn't mean that you can criticize them, but okay Um Must have been spooky to have your video judged by somebody who knows how swords work to you and be like, oh my god When m laughs it gives me the pp tickles. Hi rags Hi Yeah, I think that's fair pp tickles is fair enough Uh fringy is married to joker's imaginary girlfriend. All right It don't know what that's to do with anything. I think I may have forgot the context Although this challenge became really easy once I got the lightsaber laser sword thing Hmm More of all the guests that have been on e-fap whose best girl and why is it rags? Because rags always shows up I mean, well, they said who's the best girl? Why is it rags? They already know my answer Um, yeah, I guess. Yeah, just you know reliable sturdy. What did I say when I compared you to a gun? Security is a good way to describe me. I'm reliable and sturdy All right, I gotta kill green one again Uh, fringy is a jetpack simp fight a chicken like a real man Yeah, we got we got him to say he would so yeah noted Don't know that all right. I don't I'm not I'm not ready for a commitment. You better fucking write that down fringy Write down that I'm not ready for a commitment. Okay. I'll no no that you fight the chicken like a man No, no, I changed my mind snow. Wow Before he leaves can someone please tell fringy to play the gloomwood demo on steam Dave what is that slash horror slash victorian slash witch doctor looking enemies What's it? What's it? What's it called again? Just says gloomwood spelt as you'd imagine. 0000. All right. Okay, right gloom gloomwood there is a demo. Okay um Oh Yeah, jeez. This looks like this looks very similar. It even has like the old sort of late 90s pc game uh graphics whoa Run it if you guys haven't played dusk fucking do it Oh, these oh these guys have been making a lot of really interesting. They made that game ultra kill that looks super cool Yeah, yeah, I want that to be wishlist. I'll come back to that one Mario went for the fucking hammer instead of the pokeball, which is lucky for me because it took me four tries to pick up the ball Wow, my own Pokemon killed me Boo reset Oh Hello What I miss ah, why are you so loud now? No, sorry. I was I was close to the mic. It's all right. How you doing? It's that better My meeting went longer than expected. Uh, I'm sorry. I missed out It's okay. Um It was uh, you know, what what did you think about the spear combat in? In in in that fight with with gus In in mando. That's the only thing that we really wanted to make sure you had comments. Oh, it was garbage I mean they they they attempted to do some creative movements here and there But it's just like he's fighting with it like it Like it's not a spear and I was gonna say it's fighting with like a staff But even that is actually not there's not even using it as you would a staff even against fighting against a sword Because he's just leaving his hands so open and so frustrating seeing them lock spear and sword at his hands are just like what 10 20 centimeters away, but you slid it down the sword His fingers are gone. It's just like Do something Did you like when he held on to the sharp part of the spear with his hand and then hit With the the other side at at off gideon. That was great Ah See, I can't even remember all the specifics like that because it was all just like I was still trying to recover from some of the other junk and it's like Maybe I need to watch it. You know and for a better I need to do I need to do my own autopsy on it because overall I was I was not impressed It was pretty. Is that what um, the guy said was one of his Highlights the yeah, the uh the battle Usually oh man, you missed you missed the second video where they the cosmic variety. I was said that what sucks about boba fat Is that he's pointless in the show I'm just pressing Let me just process that because he I can give you the qualification if you want Yeah, what's the qualification anyone could have done what he did Yeah, because like he gives him a ship after the ship blows up um He uh threatened baby Yoda to get his out of that but okay, um Yeah, I'm I'm I'm not coming up with too much that he was essential for in the show. I'm just like Huh wait like legit or sarcastically I'm trying to think like what what essential role did he play? He just casually went past. He gave him a ship. It's like that's pretty Oh Yeah, all of his possessions are blown away remember Yeah, but he would have had a hard time getting off that planet, but ships are everywhere. You just you know I said getting off of that planet would be very difficult getting off the planet would be difficult But I'm just trying to think and so in that sense he is essential Yeah, I can dare but everything else I think the more fundamental thing is that the qualify that anybody else could have done it is is a weird That's a very weird payment for somebody to make That anybody else could have done it like imagine that for like luke wasn't that important anybody else could have done that Like blown up the death star Yeah, um, so he distracted them when they were trying to sneak aboard the ship in the last episode uh chasing him down so Maybe it like technically wouldn't have been able to get aboard the ship without him doing that He was helping me He's he's very helpful. I don't want to give boba the win. You're like I'm always cautious about I was just like trying to think Um trying to think all the different things all the different answers. Yeah He was there like He was their getaway ship when they had bur in bill bur in that episode um I might even say he was more important than most of the bonus characters Yeah, I would say that he is the most important side character probably Yeah I would say seismic charges. Yeah, you know Don't forget seismic charges though. Oh, I remember the seismic charge the thing is though The seismic charges didn't really impress me in the first one. I was like, oh, there's like noise and space Wow, it's got so I think it's because I hate slave one and so it's just I don't even know if a live chat aware of your disdain for Give one Well, they should like it. It's it's such a shoot. It's really dumb It stands out because of how dumb it is It exactly. I'm I'm glad we are on the same page without eggs gosh I think it looks kind of neat Stupid, but you know I do not like what needs it now I just I All right. You want to go rule of cool. Okay rule of cool would be something that like conveys motion which means making it sleek and even though you though you don't need aerodynamics in space spaceships are usually made to somewhat reflect an aerodynamic feel to convey like a sense of speed and and maneuverability and stuff like that. And Slaves Run Design is completely backwards in regards to that philosophy. So it's like this weirdly shaped brick that flies in a different angle than what you would kind of suspect it to. And give me a functional reason why it's shaped that way and has to rotate. It's like, if you're- Yeah, I mean, stupid, but it's cool. Yes. Why is it cool? I don't even think it's cool. It's here. Why is it cool? But remember, when it's cool, it's just like, I like it, that's all I got for it. Yeah, I mean, I was gonna say, we don't need to clarify this, right? Like what I find cool, what you find cool. I wanna know why you think it's cool. I don't know. It's because it's neat. I think it's neat. It's stupid, but it's neat. Not helping the eyes. No, I know it. I just- I know. I get it, it's stupid. It's a dumb design, but I just find it funny. You're all way to talk to me, so that's why I'm gonna pop out now. And I'm tired, I'm actually pretty tired. Well, it's like nine, eight, it's like five a.m. in the morning over there, right? Yeah, you better rest up for the race tomorrow. It's two a.m. It's not even that late, but I've been up all day, so. Okay, but I mean, if you're sleeping like this tomorrow, that means you'll- Oh, that's true, yeah. I'm waking up tomorrow for the blood-borne race, so this might have been good if you're calibrating your clock to Australia. Yeah, you should step longer, otherwise. Oh, shit, yeah. I know, I'm not gonna tell you to do that, but, you know. I'm just gonna sleep for long tomorrow, and then we're just gonna do the race of runes. It's all good. Mel, you've destroyed everything. No, why? I hate you. All righty, well, sleep, club is immortal. Yeah? Race of runes tomorrow. See you all tomorrow. Good night. Bye. Good night. See you at Slave 1. Really dumb. Really, really, really dumb. I hate it. Yeah, I get it. I get it. In practical, I think it doesn't play there. I would never buy a ship like that. I mean, you could have a conversation with people about it. I guess it's got that going for it. Yeah, specifically for that. Yeah, you could do it. Yeah, it was a lot of things though. There's a conversation. It's not a for one conversation, though. It's like- Yeah, like a body part in your living room or herpes. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, I feel like Slave 1 continues to have conversations. Look at how often we've talked about it. It just, it keeps- As soon as TLJ- You can never- Yeah, but I guess that's what I'm saying, right? It is a never ending conversation starter because every now and then someone would be like, but why? Why? Why? I don't know. It's cool design. I don't know. If there was any reason to ever buy a ship, there it is. Yeah. I'm sure it was a very expensive investment just to impress people. Before he- Oh, wait, yeah. Rags, does it hurt that Fringy's channel is currently more habitable than yours? No. How does the channel get habitable? Well, I don't know. I'm not sure how a channel becomes habitable, but- It's a very space suit. That's- I can't believe that conversation. Like, even now. Should we explain the story for the people who just like are totally clueless as to why we keep talking about it? Apparently it's going to be edited into the EFAT movies for Man of Steel, so they can get the reveal then, I suppose. Oh! Awesome. Don't be funny. Oh. Hey, you massives. I'm writing a book. I want to use more of Rags and Shadows cameo characters. Is that okay with you? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Enjoy. Go nuts. That should have a sword. I should have a long. A long? A long what? A long. Just a long. Whatever you can come up with just seem like the right kind of thing for a long man to have. Best thing to come from Mando was the tomboy Mandalorian art. Tomboy Mando- Oh! I actually featured some of that in my video, I think. What is it? So, when I was talking about boob plate, there were these memes going around that was made by, I did not know this at the time, by, I don't know, some type of meme or online artist that generally makes more spicy related art, but it was just these ones about the boob plate where it's like, that's boob plate, it's sexist take it off, and then they take it off, and then they've got these huge risongas hanging out, and they're like, no, put it back off! I imagine if you had big tits, you'd want a breastplate that accompanies that. That's why I like the meme, I was like, see, there's a fate of truth there. I wonder if that's the art they're referring to. Yeah, maybe. Would love to save Mando, but my friends and I will be streaming old Republic Zoom, we call ourselves yet another response podcast, YARP. Nice. Greatly inspired by you guys, so thank you, also Hyregs. Hi. Well, yes, hello to YARP from EFAT. My problem with Luke's scene is nobody on screen knows who he is. We know, therefore, they don't. Therefore, no emotion from them. I need emotion on screen. Yeah, it's fucking bizarre how this one plays out. Like, he's the guy that brought down the emperor, and like, no one knows who he is. They don't say any, it's fucking weird. It's the grave in there, nobody's seeing anything. You think you can just ask, oh, who are you? You're like, something as plain and simple as that. And then they're just like, oh no, he's a Jedi. Jedi good here, take baby girl. Like, Cara Dune, who's like, really big on the Republic and the rebellion and everything like that, doesn't say a word. The planet was destroyed by the people that was destroyed by Luke Skywalker, the guy in the room. Luke Skywalker is the brother of her queen. Yeah, almost like that doesn't really matter. He's royalty to her. Yeah, it's bizarre. I mean, it was bizarre enough that so many, so few people know of the Jedi generally. Yeah, it is bizarre. Desperate, Disney is desperately trying to get back to that reset point for the original series where the Jedi are just not known about, which is really, really, it's not the original's fault for making it that way. It's the prequels fault for making it that way. But everyone should know who the Jedi are. Mm-hmm. Worst Mando moment is when they turned the great crate dragon into a friggin' sand worm. They are messing with something they have no right to touch. Yeah, I don't know anything about it in terms of what it used to be, what it is now. I'm assuming they're referencing that image that he showed from Kotor, where it's like a, not a worm, but it's like a creature. Well, that's helpful. It's got the legs and stuff. Uh. Tremors had a better giant worm than Mando changed my mind. For a wooden one. I like tremors a whole bunch. Good shit. Hey, Shad. If you were writing a magic system where magic has multiple forms, fire, magic, wind, magic, et cetera, how would you write a sword magic form? Hmm, I need more context. Is the sword magic related to the elemental fire wind type of magic in the saying, how would I integrate it? Is that the question? I mean, it's kind of vague. It's what I said, right? Like, I don't know if they mean swords can get magic applied to them or that the magic comes from the swords because they're artifacts or something. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, interestingly enough, good old Scarlet Grim, if you know Scarlet Grim, you can look him up, he's a pretty, you know, well-known YouTuber in my space has a video on best enchantments for swords and he has some pretty, pretty done creative kind of things to share about it because fire enchantment on a sword is not really going to be that very effective, okay? It will help cauterize the wounds. It looks cool, you know, like the only big benefit is probably intimidation, but in terms of actual lethality, it actually wouldn't make it that sword any more deadly. It would increase its cutting capacity. It would actually help cauterize the wounds and stop bleeding, then actually doing more damage and stuff. And so I like to just think about what would real world result be from it. And even a cold enchantment, you can get the effect where it actually, you know, when you put your tongue on something really cold and it sticks to it, that like the blade could get stuck like in things if it's super, super cold. And so general enchantments like that wouldn't actually be the elemental enchantments. Wouldn't be really great for a sword. Lightning, that could have a better effect, perhaps. But there are other ones. And if you want to see some of the creative enchantments that could work really well, so go watch Scarlet Grim's video. Shout out to Scarlet. There you go. M, you're Promoto'd. I think that's supposed to be Promoto'd. From Prospect to M to Prophet M, all hail Prophet M. I'm afraid he wasn't here to receive the promotion, so. I'm gonna bet that AT-AT chat knows something about quickly coming. And as always, hi, Shad and Sword Doggo. Hi. Greetings. Shad, can you check out- What are you laughing at? I'm not laughing. I don't even know what you're talking about. Someone in my game, real funny. It's like a little thing in the game, yep. Shad, can you check out if Disney cartoons were historically accurate? Apparently that's the name of the video. I just re-watched it and I think you can say more about it than me. Disney cartoons, a video? It just says- Yeah, I guess it's called if Disney cartoons were historically accurate. Oh, if Disney cartoons, that makes more sense. Maybe, actually, I might- See, a lot of reactionary-type stuff I've been doing on Game Night now in the segment Nightly News. And so, go subscribe to Game Night and I would actually- I'll try and make a note of that to have a look at it. I mean, just go to my- That's my thing, thing. No, no, that's the wrong one. That's this one, Nightly News. I'm gonna make a note so it was called if Disney cartoons were historically accurate. Yes. There you go, guys. Expect a new thing on Nightly News. Yeah, go check it out. Go subscribe. Yeah. I got a link in the description for your Game Night. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. Mola, I'm starting a video essay channel. How do you get movie footage for editing? So, I guess the easiest starting point would be figuring out downloading YouTube videos and getting the clips required from everything's there. If you know how to rip DVDs, Blu-rays, and I guess 4K at this point. I hear pirates are helpful. For some reason, if you know a pirate, they could help you out. Yeah, like Jack Sparrow. He's a lad. Yeah, Jack Sparrow is always on it. So, they generally dock in bays. So, if you find a bay where pirates are hanging out, like, for some reason, this is what people tell me. I'm just relaying information. Also, any recommendations for my channel as a whole? Love, EFAP. Well, well. We recommend all kinds of things every once in a while here for sort of fundamentals, but stick to what you love, try and be as accurate as you can, and don't fret about being long. You need the time for your points and stuff. Lots of other things. And good luck, of course. YouTube can be a bit of a bitch in that way. Now, this one just says, hello, Moriarty. He's gone. Am I just saying hello to him or a whole metal or something? Um, was late to join, so just got to Star Wars Theory, crying at Luke appearing in Mando. I first saw the OT while in hospital undergoing chemo. Star Wars took me out of that place, and it's still huge for me. I didn't cry over Luke. It felt more like a move to pull fans back with a cheap moment. Yeah. I think that's what it was. I don't feel as though a... Like, do you guys think a story was like really culminated in that moment? All this effort with writing and the care with the characters. It's like, of course not. Literally just being like, you like Luke, right? Yeah, I guess I like Luke. Pretty cool. Well, he's back in action. Also, I guess if I... Oh, but, oh. I got beaten by Mr. Game and Watch. It's embarrassing. Well, still got to do adventure mode with Pichu, so whatever. They are decanonizing the sequels as a fandom menace amplified fake news. There is no evidence of that happening. Like, I don't really believe they would decanonize it outright, anyway. I think the most they'll do is like the... Different timelines thing, like, sure. The sequel timeline and the main timeline or something. I don't know. But, you know, time will tell. Whatever they may be up to. What is the worst meal you've ever had at a restaurant? I don't know, honestly. Hmm. You guys remember restaurants? Worst meal. I don't really have that... Like, I don't really have any experiences to call upon for, like, bad restaurant meals. They usually, like, you know... They usually meet a standard. But yeah, I guess if nobody's got any, we have to move on, because I just... I don't have any. Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I don't have any stories. For example, you live in Australia. Yeah? Chad, you too. There must be some, like... When you were in the middle of eating... I don't have any, like, bad restaurant experience. I remember having a chicken snitzel that was, like, really shit. But, um, that's about it. Well, there you go. Let's chat. I get disappointed by steaks in restaurants all the time. It's like... Because I can make a pretty darn good steak. Like, when I say pretty, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but, like... I have some toot in your horn. Good steaks. Yeah, good steaks, right? And so, like, all the steaks I've ever gotten from a restaurant, except one, have been disappointing. It's like, do you guys not know what seasoning is? So, you're a big old snooty critic in the restaurant too, huh? When it comes to steaks, yes. That's probably a good thing. You don't want them to poison you with their... Fucking raw! Steaks. Goodelbe suggestion. This cool thing happened. Incredible. Well, we've got incredible in there. You know, it's not nice to reduce his video down to that. He said several cool things happened. Not just one. That's the point of wondering, like, the purpose of asking about what someone sort of seizes the cool element, I guess, is when you're like... It was really cool when they saved him. It's like, don't you think it was kind of uncool, though, for Mando to be so shit? I don't know. In the, uh... Episode 3. Hmm. If you woke up one day and nobody remembered the sequels existed to accept you, would you try and tell people about them or just let them fade from memory? Let them fade from memory? Fade from memory? I don't even, I mean... They don't even use my cannon. It's like, I just... Try and push me... If this is a real thing, like, no amount of me telling people about them's gonna bring them back anyway, I might go as far as... I mean, I'd be seen as a crazy person if I was like, oh, by the way, there used to be this whole set of movies that got removed from existence. I wouldn't even believe that that was the case anymore. I'd be like, is my memory fucked? But at the same time, I would happily fuckin' talk to Rags and bring him and shout about how... Dude, I had a dream that they made this trilogy, but like, it was just the fucking most nightmarish that you could imagine in tips of what would happen to the characters. You're like, what do you mean? Well, Luke was like this crabby old man who wanted to die on some distant island. And you know what my reaction would be? Well, I mean... Thank goodness, that's just so crap that no one would ever dream of making it reality, right? Yeah, no one would ever. That would just be ridiculous. No one would ever be that dumb to ruin such great characters in such a great franchise. I mean, if it didn't exist, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys were like, I don't think they would do that. Like, I get it. You think the modern stuff is kind of shitty, but... They're like, they go that far. Gamorion God should be Batwoman. He isn't even a number, only a God. Oh yeah, it complains about... Maybe the Gamorion God's born in the 350s per year. Those people have talked about that line. Like, the Batwoman meant that she is one of 350 kids who have had parents who died in childbirth. That's what the line was supposed to mean. It's just, it came out so bungled. It sounded like she was the 350th child that year of one person. Which, by the way, impressive. I don't know, what else can you say? Oh, yeah, that beats me. A good video to cover for the Man of Steel EFAT would be Bandit Incorporated's The Best Defense for Man of Steel I've Seen. He puts the criticisms into three categories. Invalid, personal taste and legitimate. There's got to be a lot in that legitimate category. Yeah, I mean... Oh! Go ahead. All I know of Bandit Incorporated, he did a review of my novel and it was a good, solid review and I appreciate it. So, shout out to him. As for, yeah, we'll probably cover something to do with Man of Steel since we watched it and it's going to be the only time in EFAT's history that we'll want to cover a video related to it. Yeah, not sure yet. Now, what a spacist. Not all Gamorians look the same. Yeah, I know. Really fucked up. But, you know, when you look at them, they do kind of all the same. Dude. I'm going to have to edit this out of the stream now. The teeth? Dude. They kind of... Talking about their teeth? That's like the one thing you don't know a lot of talk about. And also, they're ugly. Whoa! I don't know. Yeah, they're really ugly. And, you know, on top of it, they're like, they're just a lazy alien race. Whoa! Okay, so, Shad doesn't know the views of... Yeah, there you go. I don't know him. We just met. I can't say that on live television, man. This top ten sucks. Can we watch a movie, Bob instead? Oh, God. Why would you even? No. Why would you potentially give force powers to people you are holding against their will? Then again, this is Disney-era Empire. Because I... Because I don't... They think that you can... I don't know. So I guess they could create things that they can control. I... Yeah, I don't know if... Why not just go out and capture someone who has metachlorines in their fucking blood? Like Baby Yoda? Like... I mean, like, to train them. Um... Yeah, is the implication that we're at a shortage of those types of people, or is it literally just... Is it not that at all? Let's just... I don't know what's going on. Like, we'll have to find out as time goes on. Like, are they making... Because they are making snokes with the goal of controlling the snokes. Because they're just bred that way. Or they're just bred to be evil. It's like... I hate existence and happiness. I guess when they get offered the full control of the entire first-order army, they're like... You know what? Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'll take... You can... You can start out as a baby snoke. And I'm growing to old snoke. It's really ugly. You can see it's made as old... It's old deformed baby snoke. I'm evil! Well... They've got to be taught the evil in baby snoke school. I reckon... I reckon Grogu baby Yoda was already halfway there, you know? Yeah. Lucky they got to him in time. Taught him the values. He seems to take joy in killings, you know, people. Like, baby Yoda's already killed. He has a bit of a death count on him. And he likes it. He's got the taste for blood. He literally has a taste for, you know, newborn things. Like... Dark Jedi on the way. Do you see there's a post, I think Jay shit on Twitter where someone said, there's no such thing as a grey Jedi. The second you do anything dark, you are a dark Jedi. Oh, yeah. Well, everyone's dark Jedi. I think they actually meant that, like, in morality too. Like, if you make one decision that's a bad, then you're not, like, a middling person, just a bad person. It was like... This is, like, that stupid bullshit, like, that idiot's, like, great comfort, we'll say. When they're like, have you ever told a lie? What does that make you? Oh, a liar. I was like, oh, okay. Well, I've told the truth, too. What does that make me? His name is Ray Comfort. No, Ray Comfort. What? Oh, he's Australian. He's Australian, too, so I blame you. Right. Just sound like Ray Comfort. That's a grueling image. How dare you? Oh, God. But now I've got that image in my head. You said it and you didn't think about it, and that's how you caused pain. Well, no. It's just saying. No, that makes you a liar. Gamorian God equals Makler from South Park? Who's Makler? Bring your South Park expert. Wait, Makler? Yeah. God damn, this is some obscure stuff because I don't know who that... I can't remember. Damn. One in chat helps out. Wait, there are owls and starwolves? There are now? Owls are a thing. You don't remember Makler? Come on. Damn. I'm getting cold out. I don't remember Makler. I need to... I don't know. She didn't want to like the earlier seasons because, funnily enough, they're like my least favorite seasons. I basically like everything that's a lot more post like season 5, season 5 onwards, basically. Trugs in South Park? That is not useful. Yeah, God damn. Damn you, chat. Cover Cinema Sin Starship Troopers Arch and or Sargon? Yeah, we could do that sometime. If they're all free? I watched The Quiet Place a couple... a couple months ago and took notes. The film's utter poo-poo built upon contrivance inconsistency and stupid choices. Yeah, Wolf planned to do a sort of... like a re-do of his video on it at one point and then we decided we might try and do it together because when I had watched it, I was blown away by how fucking nonsensical everything is and of course that's one of the... It's so acclaimed, isn't it? It's like... Yeah, and it's one of the classically referenced movies for like, hey, just because a character doesn't do what you want them to do doesn't make them stupid. Okay, but what about if they do something stupid? It's a bad movie. Really full of... I haven't seen it and I'd only heard unending praise from it until I heard your guys take on it. I was like, oh, because I knew very little to nothing about the film. Both Wolf and YMS got in trouble for criticizing it because it was a beloved movie when it came out. I think people are more and more... That's what was the action. People are a lot more used to being shot on now, I think, but... Yeah, you know. Maybe. Well, like, what would be an example of something that was really stupid that they did in that film? Well... The... Yeah, yeah. As I was watching the one where you and Wolf were just recently, actually, talking about it and what, that they're safe at a river or something? Yeah, so... It's like, why don't they just live near the river? I'm like, oh, this is like, yeah, that's an interesting... The premise is that the monsters detect them through the sounds they make as much as a footstep, right? And so they have lots of precautions for that. And then there's the river they live relatively nearby and when you get to the river, you can literally scream and they can't hear you. Seems like staying there is probably the best thing to do. And there's been lots of counters. Like, you can't build a house on a river. It's like, okay, so... It's not even. There's just so much wrong with that. You can build lots of things. The idea that it's like you're building the house directly on top of the river is like, okay, first of all, it doesn't have to be on top of the fucking river. Like, I would go as far as... Like, if someone said we can't really build a classic house here, I'd be like, okay, I'll just... I don't care what it is. I'm staying here. Build me a tent. I don't give a fuck. Like, it's absurd that you would sacrifice complete safety in exchange for, well, I get to have an upstairs. Okay. But then it gets even worse when they establish that they have like an underground room and you can just talk in there. So it's like, well, wouldn't you just have your entire place underground? Yeah, just... I don't understand myself. I don't... It doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, no. That's another part. America would not have been defeated by these monsters. There's no way. No, there's no way. Fuck it. Most places wouldn't. Yeah. That applies to a lot of post-apocalyptic things. I don't understand. They never even... We wouldn't have even... We wouldn't have even needed to fight it out in an actual animal world. Yeah, exactly. The cassowary versus the quiet place monster. Yeah, the cassowary is winning every time. I don't even care what the monster is in that room. It's like, it has lasers. I don't give a fuck. The cassowary is winning. It has lasers. It doesn't... Okay. The cassowary dodges the lasers, I don't know. Also, yes, people break it up. What about like a houseboat? Like, yeah, that would probably be a good idea. There are many good ideas based on what you've told me about. And that's not including all of the rest of the smaller, stupidest things that happened in that movie. How was that not something that the writer... That was written directly by John Krasinski, right? That's like his debut. Yeah, I think so. And it's of course like people would either say that these criticisms aren't valid because of stuff like you can't build a house on a river. And then secondly that... Oh, the Aztecs built a city on a lake. Yeah, that's different. They had help from aliens, okay? Yeah, the other one would there be... Yes, that's a valid complaint. However, it doesn't really matter. Just before we move on because I'm not sure if I'll be around too much longer, but I did see the recent super chat that suggests to me. And thank you, that is awesome to hear. The guy going to study history at college. Wow, and I'm flattered that I could have that, you know, better fit and help. My pleasure, mate. Yeah, that's awesome. Study away. But yeah, you know, a quiet place would be one of those films that I wouldn't mind one day making a video for, but it's so low on my list, it's probably never going to happen. Right. It ain't good. Molen Rags, I hear it is a wonderful time to buy GME calls. Thoughts on the stock meme bubble? Will you buy some to bring? I have no thoughts. No financial advice to give to you. I have no financial advice to give to you. It's funny to watch it happen, but I don't know anything about stocks. And I... Yeah, like I have no financial advice to give to myself. I look at videos of people talking about it. I talk to Frangled about it. And then I'm like, numbers. And that's, that's my input. Numbers, what do they mean? But yeah, numbers. The, this isn't advice either, but what's been happening recently just almost just confirms my desire to not even attempt getting caught up into stock market trading and stuff like that because of how quickly it can all go to crap. As I was like, I think I might avoid it. Yeah, I guess that's my advice. The safe play is not getting involved, but if, you know, if you, if you think you're, you cracked it and go have fun, I suppose. There's a, an argument about how like it'll, it just helps the overall fight, if you will, against head, against hedge funds. For example, like, I think HGH3 said he's going to buy a whole bunch of it for an ongoing sort of thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, that seems to be what's happening now. A lot of people just making a statement, really. Yeah, because, um, this has reached crazy levels of coverage and news. Like, this is a major event for the world. What's happened here on Reddit. So it's, uh, you know, I don't even understand entirely why I get bits and bobs, but, um, yeah, we're the last people. You know what, if you have a bad Star Wars movie come out, come join us. Try someone else, I guess. Thoughts on a Clockwick Orange. Oh, wait, sorry. There was more to the other one. Thoughts on the stock meme bubble. So, I don't know, if we've got anything for that. Thoughts on it. Oh, just be the same as what we just said. It's super interesting. And that's all I got, really, because I don't, again, I don't want to be giving anybody financial advice at all. Nope. Um, also, what is the best game that never came out? Uh, Pray 2. Do you remember a Star Wars Battlefront 3? That was going to be a thing. Yeah, I remember that too. Yeah. I would say Dragon's Dogma 2, but there still might be one. That might come out, yeah. Hopefully, because I'm streaming that on game night, because it's like my favorite game ever, and it's such a good game, Dragon's Dogma. I hear a lot of good things about Dragon's Dogma. Do you hear any bad things about it? Um, I've heard, I've heard, so what I've heard is that, like, it has problems, but like, fundamentally, it's a really cool idea for a game. Oh, yeah. That's kind of cool. The story's pretty weak, and there could be more, like, role-playing elements, but the combat is just Yeah, that's about, that's about right. Would you recommend it, Chad? Oh, hell yeah. It's like, it's my favorite game. Bar none, basically. It is your favorite game, okay. It is my favorite game. Get on it, Chad. Play some Dragon's Dogma. Or check out my streams to get a taste of it. There'll be more coming. Game night, right? Yep, game night. Catch me for a live stream, because my next one, I'm gonna go fight Death, which is like one of the hardest creatures in the game, and I'm only gonna be level 2, and I'm gonna show you how to kill him. I'm like, I've played this game so much, I know all the exploits. My god. Thoughts on a Clockwork Orange. They will be blood. Asked about it a while ago, checked it out at all. It's great, Rhett. Seen both of them, liked them both a bunch. Don't really have a lot to say on them, I'm afraid. What about you guys? What now? Clockwork Orange, and they will be blood. What have you seen? Oh. I like Clockwork Orange a bunch. I have not seen the other one. Yeah, they will be blood is the movie about oil. Daniel Day-Lewis is in it. One of his best performances, but then again, all of his performances are really good. He's, yeah, he's kind of like without Pyro, isn't he? One of them top tier ones. I think he's retired now, right? He hasn't done anything since, yeah, yeah, I think he is. Yeah, both good rat, check them both out, I suppose. Uh... Mola. I commented on the video, but felt like giving you money and saying that your tross good writing video is amazing. You have a real talent for marking that dumbass style of writing essays. Oh, the... What did I even call it? Like, the April Fool's one, the Just Right parody. Yeah, it's all about the Rise of Skywalker and its themes, and I find it offensive that anybody would question the validity of each of them. But thank you. Buy GME, hold with the diamond in the hand thing to the moon. This is not financial advice, I'm an autistic rocket ape. Can you really begrudge the person for what they are? No. Lots of clapping with Boba Fett in it. Hell yeah. Legend. I remember Boba Fett. Man, I red-letter me to thank you for that. Dude, we're gonna have a whole season of remembering Boba Fett. I know. I wonder how far they're gonna go. Like, he actually goes back to the Sarlacc pit and fucking drops a bomb inside it and is like, fuck you. It's like the best moment ever. Oh man. I find it funny how people thought Boba only looked cool in the OT, but because Disney had him in Mando, he is so cool now. Oh, do you mean like people only thought he only looked cool, but now he's cool completely and doesn't just look cool, he also acts and whatever. Yeah, I mean, I agree with the sentiment that he did, he did stuff in the OT. He earned a degree of his likeability beyond just the way he looked. But he did look pretty cool. Greetings, Massives. Give us your best evil laughs. We'll start. Does an evil laugh count in text? Also, high rags. Hi. Off you go, lads. Evil laughs. What? You gotta do an evil laugh. Oh, an evil laugh? Do we all have to do an evil laugh now? Yeah, we've got two laughs to go now. How do you go first? I want for you to go first. I'll save your mind at last. Are we trying to be like camp or are we trying to do like a proper evil laugh? I think it's dealer's choice. There you go. It's pretty evil. I don't think that's evil. That's so mean. That's an evil laugh. That's a good one. Yeah, but mine isn't, thanks. Well, they didn't say it was a bad laugh. Just not an evil one, right? That's something. Did that hurt your ears? Yeah. See, my evil villainy at work right there. You could have a hero hurt someone's ears by accident. Look at Homelander. He hurt blind spots. So he kind of sounds like a light. Yeah, that's the point. That's what I was going for with that one. Yeah, idiot. These people, can you believe in me? I can't believe I'm ringing. Killed by a child again. Fuck Marry, kill. Female Ghostbusters. Marvel's A-Force. Batwoman, Blackwoman and Alice. We still gotta kill the... Fuck Marry, kill the groups. What even is Marvel's A-Force? I don't know. Well. In that case, kill Female Ghostbusters. Down they go. Out of the running. I guess Marry Marvel's A-Force in the hopes that they are... not insufferable as the rest. Which, which, yeah. You know, which leaves the remainder, the remainder. Don't know if anyone else has... different input on this. It's one of them super interesting questions about... what you would do if a wizard just forced you into this particular situation. Oh, bad sounds of it. Uh... A-Force? What do you mean A-Force? Like Avengers? It just says Marvel's A-Force. So, yeah... I'm guessing it's something with Avengers, yeah. It's a team of Marvel's female superheroes. Just stat deflation. You see, what would I do with them? Rags wanted Wolverine to be involved, you know. It was Fuck Marry, kill for... Marvel's A-Force. No, no. Are there only three of them, I guess? So... Female Ghostbusters is group one. Marvel's A-Force is group two. And then Batwoman, Blackwoman, and Alice is group three. You have to... Alright, so kill Ghostbusters. Yeah. And the other two were... Batwoman, Blackwoman. Batwoman, Blackwoman, and Alice, and then Marvel's A-Force. Oh, I'd wanna... Marry Marvel's A-Force, and I fucked the other one. There you go. I had the same answer. Because they're lesbians, so they'd suffer. That's one way to look at it. Canon is that Boba ate his way out of the Sarlacc. Ate? I don't believe that. I'm not sure. That's entirely accurate. I question the validity of such things. Thoughts on the letter Q, personally, in my opinion. I think this letter is guilty of ripping off other letters. It's basically an O with a line through it. Also, the lower case is just a backwards P. What are we thinking about this, guys? I'm thinking Q is trying to get away with being a word instead of a sound. Q is qu, qu, and it's like... You could get away with a C, and then... What about the letter W? I think... W has an actual sound that needs a symbol representing it. Q, I think it's trying to hit above its own thing. I think it's getting above itself there. I have to take all this into consideration. Obviously, I'll have the ruling on whether or not it counts as a word or a letter or a copycat. Phenetically. Phenetically. Do you think you could spell Queen with a C or a K? K-W-E-E-N? I would spell Queen with a W. And so, you don't need Q. We could spell the sound phonetically without it, so get rid of it. W is an upside down M. I mean, that's been the rumor, but I've never seen it proven. A lot of people throw a lot of shade at W. W is just... Yeah, because it's got three syllables for being a letter. It's taken up a lot of space, I would say. But you know, some divas really do earn that amount of space being taken. Hi-M, Mortla, Fringeloid, Mubschler, Hyman. No hi to Rue Gle, you have enough already. No such thing. I keep them in this. I keep them in this. I got this crate under the bed, and then I keep them. Whenever I need one, they're always there for me. All the highs of Christmas past. I was gonna make a reference to Doctor Sleep though, but I don't know if anyone here has seen it. Nope. Well, you know what? I'll make the reference and you can be confused. You keep them in your closet, much like Rose the Hat keeps her gas from people she's killed inside her canisters. I have... I don't know anything about the context, but I know that's a bad line. I mean... My brain... My brain is like that. This one, don't check. Check out, Chief. It don't work. All its glory. Also, why is Rags a Jedi Master in the Discord when he should obviously be the Emperor Dog? I should be. Hello, Vader Dog. I should be up there. I mean, I agree. I should be up there. They're less for labels, more for permissions, you know? Like... That doesn't change anything that I've said. I still think I should be up there then. Like a unique role, Emperor Dog. Emperor Dog, huh? I mean, I'm okay with it. Yeah, I endorse this. Yeah, this is EFAP approved. Mm-hmm. Magna Guards, IG 100 are the Guards of Grievous. Their staffs, Electra staffs are lightsaber proof. Also, not made out of Beska. So curious. Is that a question of, like, why aren't they more used by everyone else? Why aren't there more things in this universe that are clearly demonstrated to be insanely useful? That is a great question. Maybe one day, I hope they'll answer it. Maybe. And I'll just ignore it. Yeah, like... Ignore everything. Yeah, not even getting into the AQ, the armor question. Mm-hmm. Where is everyone's armor? Yeah, why the fuck does nobody wear it? And how come when people do supposedly wear armor, it clearly doesn't work? Gideon, no, you have to fight to the death to take the Dark Saber, but Mando tosses the Dark Saber over to Gideon. Yeah. That was always an option. Like, oh, I'm so dumb. It's like, I didn't kill you. Whatever I did with you, she can do with me. It's so stupid. Yeah. It's like, alright, you need it in a fight. Let's wrestle for it. No one has to be a fight to the death. It's like, oh, this is such a dumb fucking rule. You don't have to follow it. It's like, do you guys actually care about this? Like, Mando's like, look at all the kids. Do you guys really like, is this a little kitty rule? He's like, are you going to forsake your entire life's journey for some stupid fucking rule that nobody cares about except you, apparently? Oh my God. Wobbuffet. It's fucking annihilating Bowser. That's kind of embarrassing to see. There he goes. In September 2020, I started EFAP from episode one, and I'm currently on episode 61, right after the journey controversy. God, I never liked her even before that. She always seemed unlikable to me. She seemed super unlikable, yeah. Yeah, that was a whole event. That was, that was, that was something else. We realized that, like, when you target a female opinion, you're really risking it, you know? Especially when it comes to stars. Yeah, the oppressed of the world seemed to have all the support you could ever imagine. Crazy how that is. We should have known better. Suddenly become misogynists. Misogynists. You're like, you were no more critical to her than many of the people you cover on EFAP, but that's, that's crossing a line. You can't target her shitty fucking opinions. Um, I now got a bitch. I mean, I am normally not one to take bitches because I respect women and want an intelligent one. Okay. Yeah, nice. Intelligent bitches are the best. Hell yeah. As a stage actor, if I need to display a visceral emotion, I'll often cognitively call back to experiences to channel how I felt. I can cry on command, but I got to go to dark places to get there. Yeah, I figure that's something I just can do. Have you considered just a picture of Luke Skywalker? This is a shitty CGI Luke Skywalker. Just have one in your wallet whenever you might need it. Yeah. Fucking hell. Why is it so mean to me, this mystic Game & Watch dude? Do you think he's like kind of bitter about how technology has moved on with items or thing? Uh, maybe. He's like, I'm a Pokemon. I represent modern things. Maybe Game & Watch is just a man who needs help and at the time he's crying for help, you just beat him up. He attacked me. What do you mean? I'm just saying, maybe it's a cry for, well, he's dead now. I cry for death. I gave it to a book, okay? Uh, I love Dark Saber. It's a lightsaber but a katana. Wow, that's so cool. Nothing can be cooler than a dark katana. Well, I have just dropped a video on Shadiversity analyzing the Dark Saber. And it might not be as good as you think it is. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Something isn't actually that good in Star Wars. I dropped some truth bombs about the Dark Saber and I'm saying it's a bit of a step back from a lightsaber. Okay, well, you can be wrong because it is... You'd notice how dark it is, right? It is dark. I do admit it is dark. No, it's gutter. It's better. Yeah. I don't see what part of this you misunderstand. Well, watch my video. I think I'll come back with that. Alright, fine. I'm gonna love Marcus's ability to get more and rags to defend things they highly dislike. Yeah, it's uncanny. Yeah, it's strange. He made us defend the sequel trilogy and all kinds of stuff. Look at it. Shad and Fringy need to fight. Fringy needs to defend the great honour of the Australian accent. Shad has been attacking it by saying it's bum. Yeah, the Australian accent is awful. It really is. We pronounce words that are not pronounced the way they are spelled. So like English? Yeah, but America does a better job at representing the English. Australian language is so lazy. It's just like... Yeah, everything's slurred. Slurred? Australia! Strada! Well, they expected Fringy to defend them. He did not. And he's on my side. I mean, yeah, I think that the Australian accent is pretty droll. You kind of got to work hard to dial it back a bit. So sorry. They thought there was a fight. There was an ally. A Jedi knight shouldn't be a warrior? You don't know what a knight is, mate. Some confusion on the naming, okay? The Jedi... Sorry. Yeah. This is confusing me. Consumer Variety Hour. Oh yeah, Shad, as I mentioned, Consumer Variety Hour gave Season 1 of the Mandalorian a 10 out of 10 and Season 2 a 9 out of 10. Oh, there you go. Nostalgia production values. It's pretty cool, right? I gave it a high rating in terms of enjoyment value for Season 1, but the writing was garbage, so the writing got very late. It was just crazy to me that I'd be like, damn, Cosmo, you think that Mandalorian Season 1 is peak content for you? You can't get better? Damn. This is the best that there will ever be. Standards of society. Every day we drift further from the light of God. What's going on? Yeah, we've peaked as a society. It's all downhill from Mando Season 1. It's all downhill from Mando Season 1. This is our crowning achievement with the Mandalorians. As a species, collectively, the crowning achievement was a Mando Season 1. It all led to this, like the birth of Mankind. And like the Sistine Chapel was just a stepping stone on the way to Mando. The Enlightenment, the Industrial Revolution, the Information Age, it all led to Mando Season 1. Yeah, and then after that, I guess, we weren't sure what to do next, right? Yes, now it's the age of decadence. Some people believe that, like, oh, it's great that we reached it. It's like, but we'll never have anything that good again. Is that really... Yeah, not bad. But I mean, we get close. Mando Season 2, for example, 9 out of 10. Not bad. So, you know, not all is lost. Uh... Thanks for the show and thanks for the excellent memes. There's some quality artists out there. Also, HiRags. Hi. Yes, there are. Uh... I thought it was so useless. I mean, anyone could have carried the ring to Mordor. I disagree. Well, Sam could have. You know, maybe if they put it in a lead box, it would have been... you know, most people wouldn't be hit by its tisms. I could have borrowed me in, okay? That's the question. Even Gandalf was like, don't give it to me. So clearly not anyone, all right? That was to do with his cocaine addiction. He just sees rings. He had a chance. Oh, you finally die. Wonderful. Um... You guys are just jealous that Cosmonaut can hold... Oh, I read that one. Return to Monke. Lizard Brain Variety Hour. Yeah, there's... I'm Ola. HiRags. Hello. Hi. Been a fan even before EFAP and finally have the possibilities to send you a super chat. Thank you for all the funtisms and say hi to Wolf from me. Also, water is wet. Oh, my God. No, it's not. Well, um, hello and thank you. Glad you enjoy. Gadelb Random Rambling Bull Stuff. Bull Stuff. Gadelb 10 out of 10, but you feel nothing at the show's climax. Oh, yeah, that's actually someone we didn't even really talk about. He was talking about how great the show was and then he's like, oh, yeah, the final episode's big payoff. He couldn't feel anything because Luke looked like a monster. Was that his conclusion? Hang on. Was that the first video he covered? No, that was Cosmo. It was the second video. He basically said like the problems with season two are that he doesn't like cameos, but he was okay with the cameos that they did. He thought that Boba Fett is pointless and that anyone could have been Boba Fett. And he thought that the problem with Luke's... Luke in the finale was that Luke looked like scary because of the CGI. The top 10 video, did he list the Luke? Yeah, that turns out that was number one. Ah, you were wrong, Mola. I was wrong. I expected better of AT&T. It was too obvious to not have that. Yeah, like full circle. It was like, it would be obvious to do that, but would it be obvious to be too obvious and not do it? Well, because to him, that's of course, like for a guy like him, absolutely, that would be the number one. He's super-duper consumer. Haldir could have taken the ring of order. Hell yeah. No question. You know, guys, I'm gonna have to call it for the day. It has been a pleasure as always. Sure. Absolutely so. I gotta get going. I have kids that need a look after them. I don't know about that. Oh, yeah. Hey, I've got five now. Father five. Damn. The Shad DNA spreads through the world. I'm raising an army. It's how you do it, fellas. What's the castle for? It's not housing the army. Yeah, so as you said in the opening, you got game night, new channel, full of fun. It's like Shad is doing all kinds of streaming and reacting and gameplay and stuff. It's a whole thing. Link in description. As I was saying that, I was jumping around the map because I wasn't attacking Luigi and he just killed himself. That'll look out for me. Anything else you want to say? Like I said, links are in the description. You can find both Shad's channel and game night. Thank you, sir. I appreciate it and I'll see you next time. See you around. Bye. Bye. And then there were three. Three. I'm glad Firefly ended in one season. It would have become bad. I mean, there's always the possibility, but yeah, Firefly is one of those ones that was like, man, would have been neat to see how this would have unfolded, but never mind. I hate shows that any longer than what a weird thing to say. I was about to say like, I guess here's, you know, oh, there's a trending on Twitter called harsh writing advice. Oh, I bet some of it might be good. So one, the first two that I've seen is your writer friends and not your competition, but sadly some of them will think they are identifying excised toxic ones from your life gently as their volatile and petty champion. Your biggest cheerleaders post your heart. So now, I mean, surely like categorically, that can't be all writers in the world. Right. Like there has to be a finite number. Sure. Like it's probably not probably not a good look to get into fights with people, but it's surely like in all industries, there is a finite number of people who can be in it. Right. Like there's only so many books. Do you mean in the sense of like, you were just writing was never what you were going to be good at or some shit like that. I think I think that's the idea of like people who think that, you know, like that the other people who are writing at your competition, like you're almost competing to get work. Probably is a truth to that, but I suppose it's not productive to have that mindset. Like my concern here. Go on. I was just going to say people will like you more if you if you're not hyper competitive in an overt way. Yeah, that's true. The thing that came to my mind was people will take criticism as like being toxic and you're going to get it means they're going to get rid of the people who are toxic to you as they are criticizing rightfully. So you're shitty writing because your writing is going to be shitty. Yeah. So yeah, all I want to do is like be fucking careful. You don't end up like excising someone who's trying to help you. Geez. Yeah, you just don't surround yourself with yes men who were just going to say, oh, your writing is wonderful when it's actually. Yeah, which is much worse. I would argue. Yeah, man. All of this is like one of the most frustrating things I'm seeing right now is that there's a lot of things like. Like I just saw one that's like writing is hard. It's like, yeah, no shit. It's really hard. That's not even advice. You're just telling me that it's hard. Like, yeah, I know it is. I advise you that it's hard. By the way, I just wanted to let you know, dearie. I don't mean here's one that from a Harry Total Dove who just said, write it. Don't finish it. Don't keep rewriting it to you squeeze all the life out, send it out, keep sending it. I mean, I definitely think you should rewrite. I'm sure that he thinks you should rewrite too. But I get the sentiment of just finish what you're working on. Yeah, like of course, because, you know, you take it to both extremes, right? One, you just crap it out. And it goes to you redraft it forever till you're like 103 and then you die. And you're just like, okay, obviously, neither of those are preferable. You should pick the first over the second. But at the same time, shouldn't be too difficult to come up with a reasonable ethic for redrafting. I think an easy one is just. Well, those about to say like you redraft and you don't change a significant amount then it's probably good to go. But then again, if you change all of it every time then at that point you just need to re-evaluate how you redraft. Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Like if you're redrafting endlessly, there's a good chance you're not redrafting at all. You're just kind of like meandering. You're not actually getting anything done. Here's another one. Snark isn't wit cynicism isn't wisdom and arrogance will open a lot of doors but get you nowhere in a room with anyone who actually knows what they're talking about. Now that last sense is I'm not sure what I like. I like the first two. I'm not sure about that last one though. I think it's that if you're actually in a room full of people who are very competent, your your arrogance will be very counterproductive. It will not. Yeah, yeah, I'll sink through it. Yeah, which is true. But that's just generally being arrogant is not a good trait to have. It's better to be humble. Yeah, but it's better than me. Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm actually not that arrogant. That's not pretty arrogant, sir. My only harsh writing advice is that no one cares about your book as much as you do and you can't control how your book is written. It's best to have a sense of humor about it. I don't think that's true. There are definitely people who will appreciate a work more than the creator even appreciates it. I think it's good general advice, but it's not. I don't know if that's even advice at all. You know what I mean? All of these are very vague. My harsh writing advice is write a fast and terrible first draft and walk away. Next time you read it, you'll see that all the baloney has risen to the top so you can scoop it off and replace it. Everything worth reading is done in the rewrite at the end. Yeah, it's probably true. I mean, things that just stress, redraft, redraft, rewrite, double check. I could probably get behind. Well, a lot of them are like, hey, if you're actually on Twitter, you're fucking up already. It's like, yeah, that's true. You're still looking through them all? Some of these are just jokes, which is fine. Let's see. Zach Braff. This website is the biggest waste of your time. You would be done and amazing by now, but you had to click to see why little Bowwell was trending. And now it's been three hours. That's probably true. So Lindsay Ellis, the Phantom of the Opera is in the public domain. So if you are not writing a Phantom of the Opera retelling, it is a hate crime. Oh, it's just a joke. Yeah, I guess. It seems like everybody's just memeing it. Everybody's just memeing it now. Yeah, I'm bored of this. All right. Here, take my file. Keep on covering such messy takes from such messy content creators also high rags. Aye. Yeah, it's probably going to be a constant on EFAP, you know, checking out those Tism tanks. I don't know what you're going to get. If you don't want to fight it, fight it or flee from it is not, fight or flight is not lizard brain. Wait, are they saying like, if you don't want to fight it, then that wouldn't be the fight or flight response? Well, the fighter will... I don't exactly know what they're saying because the oldest parts of our brain would be more B-Steel things like that. At least I'd imagine so. I'm no, like, biologist or anything like that, but I would imagine that would be the case. Seems logical to me. Maybe I'm wrong. It says, if you don't want to fight it, fuck it or flee from it is not a lizard brain. I'm not entirely clear on. Yeah, I'm not sure what you mean. I mean, if you want to, like, try to say that all the stuff that I read was wrong, go for it, but... I don't even know if they're referring to you or if they're referring to him. I have no idea. Currently working on... You can carry on. Currently working on Final Fantasy 7 Remake Review and as soon as I'm done with it, I'm doing a response to Cosmonaut's review of the game. He is seriously horrible at his job. Yeah. Yeah, he's really bad at his job. I heard a lot of people really annoyed at his JoJo review as well. He's got a low rating on that one. I'm curious to know if it's because, as we assume, he's just really bad at criticizing anything anyway, even if, like, JoJo was, like, the worst thing ever. So, yeah. You'll make a good video one day, I'm sure. Turn off my brain 10 out of 10 baby Yoda on Mando. I mean... This would be one of those ones where people would say it's good if you turn your brain off. You have to. They don't end up being kind of content that I... end up recommending that much. You know, some here and there does happen. Ratings out of 10 are lame when no clear standards. Yeah. Yeah, ours are pretty helpful, I feel, because I think we're very consistent with them. I think so, yeah. But when it comes to other people, yeah, I could absolutely believe it. And I think that the less you consider why you give something a certain number, the more you'll just randomly throw shit out, and then one day someone will be like, I'm gonna jump out with this, and you go, no. And they're like, oh, but you said that. All right. I don't think I'm gonna win this, but I will try. Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Hamburger Hill. Favorite war movies, I guess? Maybe, yeah. I'm not hit of Hamburger Hill. That's probably the main upload, isn't it? No, Hamburger Hill's the real one. Oh, okay. What's about, you know? It's a war movie about, I guess, capturing a hill. I'm not sure. Moriarty is the Gimli of EFAP. His reactions are better than the initial jokes. I never thought of Gimli that way, but I guess you could say that. Yeah, it's like, you know, like the legless one, you know, shall I get you a box? Yeah, Gimli's laugh is better than the joke. Why do people love this show? My guess is that after the sequels beat you up so bad, a spit to the face isn't so bad. That answers it. There's also this notion of respect. Well, the sequels don't really match it, but Mandalorian does. Apparently. Debate my dad on King James Bible in if you're so tough. Does that sound like a thing to you? In if you're so tough? Yeah. I don't know that one. I don't care about what your dad thinks about the King James Bible. Okay. That's to work clear, I guess. Well, I guess I'm done with EFAP. See you next week. Bye. See you next week. Wait, we're going live tomorrow as well, you know. Oh my God. Captain's Log, Stoddate, the January 22nd, 2021 EFAP 122 message, if I may be so bold, I recommend Unrailed for EFAP Gaming. Ever heard of Unrailed? Uh, what's that called? I heard of it. Yeah, I don't know that one. Unrailed. I don't know if it's like a good multiplayer or something. Unrailed? That's what I am currently right now. You know, MonsterM2 released recently, which is apparently co-op and people can play as the bad guy. I don't know if it's any good, but we could test that out sometime, maybe. Yeah, maybe we could. Hey look, it's two sword people find each other. Fringy, does this trigger you? Yeah, Fringy. This is our cake. Back when there were only a couple of them. Fringy, you suck. You think all sword people are the same? It's kind of... When I'm Moth, I have a charge move. When I'm Link, I do not have a charge move. So, explain that. I expect a video on this, by the way. Explain your position thoroughly. Fringy, you lazy. Speaking Ocaranze Strayer things. What? I think they're trying to spell it. Yeah, say some Strayer things. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I feel like Rags was told to do an impression. That would be his, like, safe word to get back to it if every thought the impression was off. Yeah, that's my safe word. Hey, Fringy, say yeah. Yeah. Oh my God, that is terrible. That doesn't sound Australian at all. Yeah, you're letting me down. I don't know. You sound like... Goddammit, what do you... You sound like... Like, it was almost like that exaggerated version of Rick going to Bendigo to get his green cube. I thought it was music. So, like, a normal Australian... No, it's more like... Morty! Morty! We've got to go to Bendigo to get the green cube! Morty! That's a normal Australian. Yeah, they all sound like... I mean, we all sound like... Get in the car, Morty! Get in here! Put your saddle in the wallaby and let's jump off. He's not coming with you. Leave him alone. I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. He's sick of it. He's sick of the inventions. Morty, get in the car, Morty. Hey, Morty, check it out. I did some sides to be portal gun. Now it's also a real gun. I got a real gun, Morty! Why are you pointing it at my head, Rick? Morty, shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of you. All you do is whinge and complain. It's really getting on my nerves, Morty! This battle is terrifying. I don't fight Giga Bowser. Trying to poke him off a Squirtle. There's other kind of sentences here every day. I'm trying to poke a Bowser off a Squirtle. You want to make your Bowser Squirtle work? Oh, God. A lot of people think it isn't over. How do you account for that? Yeah, I don't care. You're wrong. Can you believe you just... This level that you're playing is such a weird level. It's just floating Pokemon around. It's called Poke Floats. It makes total sense. I guess it's just like... I wonder what the conversation was when they were making that one. We won a... We took some drugs and wanted a map that was based on Pokemon. Oh, my God. That is... That feels exploitative that I could just do that. Down he goes. Come on, beauty. I'm not allowed to call him Downies. That's a victory. Fine. Birds of Prey. I've heard that film's not very good. But like... But it's probably going to be the best one. I'm pretty happy about that now. I was coming in thinking like, oh, I guess Man of Steel, right? I don't remember there being that much wrong with it. And then we watched it. And then I realized the error of my way. It was a disaster, yeah. It was a disaster, I agree. Disaster? Yeah, super disaster. If you guys are trading accents, I guess I'll do British. Hello. You're already British, aren't you? Well, that was the joke. You're already British. The mother country. What is that? Is that still Australian? I didn't know that the damn Brits thought that was there. Mother country there. Mother country. Is that some Russian? Some of that Russian like slang or something? Who knows really. Do you guys remember the Cinderella Man? I rewatched it recently and it's very solid and underrated. Also Super Mario Bros. Reef at Movies. I'll hittle. Have you guys ever seen that movie? I've seen it boating the once. I've never seen it. I've never seen that one before. Thanks chat for reminding me. I've got to say cunt more. Cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt. I'd actually rather enjoyable. Just putting it out there. Sort of saying it. Spitting it out. Jumping all over that. Like a wild wallaby. Dammit. Jumping around. These lads are bullying me. In this Birds of Prey battle. Is it offensive to Call of Mabos? Watch the call. Yeah. Yeah. You can't say that now. Do they not like it or is it someone told you they didn't like it? I'm pretty sure that if you asked Aboriginal person they probably would be a big fan. But I don't know. I'm not bringing Welsh please. There's no way. There's no way. Well if you start with Jamaican then move your way across. But yeah. Cinderella Man. That's the one with Russell Crowe, right? I have not seen it. But Super Mario Bros. Movie. We'll totally do that for EFAP movies eventually. So much fun to come. Oh wow, I win. Moala fight me and Mealy. No. Streamlabs, Super Cat, Chat, Catch Up Incoming, get to cover. Oh we actually caught up all of streamlabs in the last EFAP. Not bad. Rags is a coward. Tell Star Wars Theory how pathetic he is IRL in person. In person, in person? Why? I don't care that much. You want me to go meet him in person? Just to tell him I think that he's crying is pathetic. Just tell him that I think he's crying is pathetic. I don't care if he knows or doesn't know or I don't care what he has to think about. I still care. What kind of conversation would that be? Hey you're crying is pathetic. I disagree. Is the insinuation here that he would hit me? I guess so. Because he's that much of a clever person? That would be a toll. I'm not sure how you come out on top of that. It's funny how people say that. You get hit in the face and then your life's ruined. You really come out on top there with that criminal record. I get a check. You go to jail. I don't know. There's a clear winner here in this scenario. And if the idea is that you think he's going to hit me too then that says very little about him. That makes him look like a barbarian. Exactly right. The fact that it's like oh man if you said that to me in my face I would assault you. It's like wow. You're like a child in a man's body. Not even a man's body. Just a big body. Just a large child. Yeah just a large child. You just scale them up with the transform tool and fight our shop. Careful he might punch you. That says more than any insult I could say against you ever could. I mean it sounds like an emotional reaction if you ask me. So it might actually just be possible. Bragg's careful he might pull a boogie. Yeah we wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want him to randomly shoot into the air or that bullet could land on somebody. That added to the that's not yet. Yeah that's out. That was funny. It's hilarious. Just such the image just framing the picture. I have three with an arms reach right now. I'm not even fucking with you. Yeah I mean assaulting is probably not a good idea. One of them is unfortunate though because I bought a Glock 34 recently and it had a red dot sight mounted on it but the person who sent it to me like they fucked up mounting the red dot sight on it and they stripped a screw on one of the attachment plates on the top and they didn't tell me and I only noticed because they didn't use they didn't screw it in right so the sight is only held in by one of the two screws that attaches the sight to the plate and then the plate attaches to the slide and so now I have a strip screw in the slide portion the gun works totally fine I can use the irons and everything but you know obviously the red dot sight is expensive and I gotta figure out what to do with that it's probably gonna be a big deal but it's a pain in the ass but port them to the gun police yeah so I gotta see what's up it might just be as simple as getting a new screw for it but yeah we'll see what to do Lost of Us 2 video when? So plan to be after the boys one but I can't be sure of what's going to happen after the boys one until I've completed the boys one to be honest with you you know how media pops out randomly and then makes me want to cover it I really got killed because of that your opinion game I made a highlights video of your Lost of Us 1 playthrough by the way I saw someone did a linkaroonie there's still something of a plan to make a highlights reel of that on my end but another one I can never see the light of day unfortunately there's a graffiti of C-3PO and Mando doesn't know who that is what the fuck also high rags he might know who that is he just doesn't comment on it it's protocol draws that are gold right it's not going to be that special yeah it's probably a bunch we've run across multiples of them in the OT even yeah I don't think there'd be any reason why he would think anything of that he might have recognized it before we know because Mando often he doesn't comment on things we don't really we don't really know what he thinks about kind of anything so here's the thing I don't know if you guys can pick it up but Mando is a really shitty protagonist we know basically nothing about him or what he really cares about and what little we do know he often contradicts so yeah I mean whatcha gonna do fucking stupid leaf rat fucking leaf rat oh they get unknown okay that seems fair to me do you guys remember unknown or am I like the pokemon? yeah the 2nd generation pokemon yeah I remember that I found it very confusing as a kid when I got one I was like yay and then I was like I remember I played pokemon gold a bunch as a kid that was the one that I had yeah gold is my favorite my favorite is sapphire my favorite is it doesn't matter because they're all the fucking same yeah their chat yeah hi chat when you eat that one up take that to the bank well I remember because I remember like I didn't play it for a long time and then I played why I think it was pokemon why? yeah that was the question I had when I was playing like why and then I got the next one it's like oh it's just it's the same like the only difference is the location and I think sword and shield was like the one that really broke people it's like nah alright you're actually on like a home console now like you gotta do better than this you gotta do better yeah well I think that was the general take on sword and shield is like you gotta do better than that and I agree that game looks like dog shit for what is meant to be like like I rarely talk about graphics but that game actually looks ugly which game? uh sword and shield the one on switch I heard that's a very contentious game amongst the pokemon fighting community mm-hmm I've heard the same thing which makes sense to me considering that yeah it's only chase we're here to give us this in-depth breakdown of pokemon sword and shield well I know that one of the big controversies was that a large number of our like people have been keeping their pokedex and transferring them from game to game since like the 90s um and then with this game they were like nah you can't do that anymore oh that's fucking lame I don't even know what half of that means it basically just meant that people couldn't transfer all of the pokemon they'd been storing for like potentially up to 20 years oh that sucks why would they not do that I think their logic was well we'd have to like put in all of the pokemon from those games and do 3d renders it's like yeah but your 3d renders sucks so that's no excuse do you think they're just gonna eventually make a pokemon style game because you'd think it would be like the perfect setting for an mmo yeah like a live service or an mmo I don't think so I think they make a lot of money off of selling people up to 3 copies of pokemon every like 4 years yeah but an mmo yeah but I think that idea is like you take an mmo and you have like premium currencies and stuff like that people would buy the shit out of that stuff yeah I mean I agree like a pokemon mmo would probably overnight become like the most successful mmo ever made but um I guess their business model they believe that works is um just sell people like 2 copies of the same game every uh couple yeah for the same reason the call of duty isn't like an overwatch style live service game they still do the live service but they just make you pay for stuff every year Nintendo sucks it online ah yeah they kind of do that might be why you just didn't see how that might actually happen though pokemon mmo they said that they were modeling the new characters from scratch but they used a lot of 3ds models it's like yeah it shows because they look like crap in that game I thought x and y were or sword and shield I thought those were ds games no sword and shield are the first ones that were on switch oh like the first proper one and that was why people were so disappointed because they expected better and they were right to like that game was not yeah on a console you'd expect a big upgrade yeah but it still has really crappy graphics and this um obligatory have you watched the big lez show you heard of that free little what the big lez show I haven't heard a lot of people recommending that or at least one person recommending a lot of nah you know I reckon I'll pass on that wow why do you hate art just made 12,000 in doge coins see you later scrubs nice congratulations my dude gonna be watching e-fap 50 today all in one go wish me luck guys oh good luck now that it will be difficult because it's e-fap so it'll be amazing and you'll breeze through it and you'll love every second however good luck anyways getting close to being a two year anniversary since then right did you see the latest Kaiser Mongol vid tonal nuke just twitter so I couldn't tell him about it oh he knew just twitter why also yeah we're gonna be recording a meme fap soon hopefully we've had loads of different e-fap related things to do and that will be that is in there yes Kaiser Mongol makes some pretty cool e-fap stuff I don't see how it's fair that I have to fight three people that all have two lives each do you guys remember what games are fair I do don't believe me okay I guess maybe Kirby will be the answer um I stand with rags season two was crap also hi rags and M hi why do you stand with rags that season two was crap because I'm the one who got it right everyone thought it was shit here it was me very well I led the charge on that one we definitely didn't all simultaneously agree once we watched the show that it was utter horseshit nope you guys are gonna make it unfair I'll just keep slamming my jongus on you great I know shouldn't really say that I'm like I was embarrassed as rags is always right true words were never spoken except by me never about your yeah I guess that makes sense why can't these guys who each other maybe they can I couldn't tell oh lank lanky Larry fuck me up is what he did jeez I love mollus old man voice I just did the standard sort of one people a lot of people do you know the yeah we're all gonna get the oh wow I killed all three of them at once that's pretty neat no way I'm killing them again though no fuck me up that's been wrong before that is a lie probably in the chat it was the buffy has tis me episodes but it's good TCW can't be I think just because there are presence of bad episodes and presence of good episodes doesn't automatically level out a show versus another show right um I don't know you have to all talk about yeah every show has highs and lows but how low are those lows and how high are those highs and how often both yeah that's why I've always been hesitant to like call things objectively overall good or bad because I don't know where the line is but you could I could make some pretty darn compelling arguments for why like TLJ is objectively bad but I say that and I say that more loosely than I would say individual components are objectively bad but that's just me wow rags all about you that's nice for them wow that's shit pretty sure rags claimed color wouldn't exist if people didn't exist to see it yeah cause that's true that's why I said it and it's not just people just to be clear it's minds like animals can see color like you have to have brain you have to have a brain to process uh that sort of thing this boss is so abusive um rags is wrong about spider-man 2 I was always correct about it oh I see when I decided this is like the youth of pro dilemma but for me it was bad when I said it was bad I became convinced that it was bad it then actually became bad and you might think that's paradoxical but consider that I work in mysterious ways and that sorts itself out I know I found your ways mysterious lies I think you do very mysterious rags is wrong about relation no I'm not get over it find a new hobby uh hello beautiful long man after watching efap 113 I showed my wife nostalgia critics top 11 dumbest orderings moments it turned into an efap exception and took us 6 hours to watch 6 hours to watch this part thanks and keep up the good work hey the more efap in the text pace in the world the better that's how I think uh I'm glad your wife and you could enjoy such works from the nostalgia critic in that way it's just light reflected off an object no color is light reflected off an object that our eyes pick up our eyes pick up and our brain interprets as what we call color if there's no brain to interpret though that that light as color then it's just light waves bouncing around it's just wavelengths it isn't actually another self color color isn't basically it's a product of our brains interpreting bouncing off of things but that's why it's such an interesting thing to talk about because it's so like ingrained into how we perceive the universe the idea that it's not actually there in and of itself it's not inherent to any object but it's purely brain interpretations of things makes it so interesting to perceive in that fashion because you don't normally think about that hmm I've not looked into color at all so I wouldn't even know what's coming on this but I do have a good poor screen for your act if you'd like to see oh let me check it out and yes that's right griff color is subjective that's actually true oh god oh fuck I accidentally reset it no let me click on it quick oh it has to reload why does it have to reload for some reason I was at the Kirby one sucking the kid up yeah that was it I barely caught it that was a close is this an old Smash Bros where you pause and you can just look around yeah yeah I think so especially with all the effects of all the moves and stuff good job Nintendo from like 20 years ago I mean why not right you said it oh yeah no I'm just saying like yeah good job for the people who made this game 20 years ago I'm sure some of them are still alive it's fine yeah oh little kid beat me up again really wish rags would try shutting the hell up and letting the good content creators speak once in a while whoa nope nope well I'm you're gonna be sadly mistaken I have always been I've always been on the chatty side I've that's never not been me so the same for all of us all around the chatty bump and I very in fact I just did it there I almost always acquiesce to someone else when two people are talking lies and I always say you continue or go ahead or you don't finish your thoughts and everything I think that I'm a polite speaker yeah but think about the fact that you've pissed people off before and it's true so rags if a tree falls in the woods and nobody perceived its fall did it actually fall uh yeah I mean not not even getting into how the wording of the question makes that necessarily the case because you said a tree falls in the woods so of course it has to because you've already set up that it does but yeah like that yeah I don't I don't see how that's close to anything like relating to color because like objects in motion do not require someone to perceive that motion right and sound waves are physical things as well they're not just interpretations of things so yeah not sure why what you mean by that like the whole thing a tree falls in the forest no one's around here it doesn't make sound yes it does like no no agents or being or mind or brain is required to be around so the sound waves exist hey rags if a tree does or does not fall in the forest when nobody is around to see it does it did does it did does it did oh that was fun gadelb if we're being honest pause that seems pretty fair ends video jumps to another random point you know what I like that I'm gonna put it on well your information I don't see the little things save yourself time it's extremely bland and boring it's a complete waste of film would not recommend it at all what film is I guess the little things save yourself the time is that the name of the film apparently it's boring and a waste of time I've got no idea nor do I if that movie's the mummy when it's gonna be an actual thing we've got the whole series because it'll be the mummy mummy 2 mummy 3 and then the scorpion king movies probably we record all the resident evil ones and until those get sought in terms of editing and we've got batwoman going and DC is going stocked up this year's full it is and the rags does do do it doesn't that's a good question well what's the answer rags jeez wow I won't even answer the name we give to this the spectrum is like the wavelengths of light are not the color those are two different things our color is how our brain interprets those wavelengths into a thing for lack of a better term I'm not sure what you can call it it's basically a shared brain phenomenon around humans and if humans saw if human brains were different in the sense that we all saw color differently then it wouldn't be useful like if we all had our if each brain had our own independent wave interpreting lights you know like the color of the things around us it would be practically useless like you could sort yourself into groups like you could for instance like you can prove to colorblind people that they are colorblind for instance so that would be interesting if a whole race of people who each individual saw the colors and things differently how would that affect art would it would all just be shapes and like symbolisms and symbols things like that it wouldn't like the colors of it would be completely different and that would be interesting yeah I'll be right back fucking finally beat this do you remember this challenge for me um no I don't think I do remember that one you have to fight I don't even know why doctor mario jigglypuff and somebody else and they all had two lives now I gotta fight I don't remember that one the final destination matches the one I remember being really hard will I be able to do it probably not it does find out also I just got here so just heard shad tell us he's spreading his seed further and further doing god's work yes spreading the swords seed without shigeru Miyamoto the star fox games are mediocre at best for example star fox 0 not sure why there's been no f0 though shigeru wait hold on just hold on a second I'm pretty sure shigeru Miyamoto was like an executive producer on that game yeah he was a producer on that game he was the supervising director of that game and star fox 0 sucks so you don't have a point you don't have a point I don't even remember star fox 0 yeah it's okay it came out on Wii U and it had a really shitty control scheme like you aimed through the the gamepad you had to use the gamepad in direct just uh you had to hold it up to the TV screen yeah that's what you used to aim oh fuck that my arms would get super tight well not only do your arms get tight but it's incredibly disorienting I bet fuck that yeah it's not a fun game I'm just generally not a fan of motion controls but fuck that sounds horrible your rage is a poor damn got so much just so much conflict today yeah well it wouldn't matter if I interpret your green as my red and vice versa no it would it would matter a lot like the whole reason that color is so prominent in our civilization it's because as humans 99 plus whatever percent we basically all interpret the same wavelengths in the same color that's why you can go on to a website or what that's why you can define that's why you can say the sky is blue that's why you can say that amethyst is purple that's why you can say rubies are red right and nobody bats an eye at that because we all our brains are all basically the same in that regard that's why we have colorblind people their brains don't work like ours do but if we all saw colors differently then that would cause insane confusion and make it really tough for us to have any sort of system of you know like traffic lights yeah someone said rubies are rose rags very true rubies are rose but yeah it's the fact that it's a shared phenomenon between basically all brains that make it so useful in prominent in society as wolverine have the same birthday my best from a fellow birthday bro happy birthday to wolf on monday also high metal happy birthday indeed to both of you soon when to come I missed most of this stream but I've been playing death stranding not for everyone but I enjoy it quite a bit also high rags I figured death stranding is just going to become a game people play to chill out like you got your package and then you slowly deliver it carefully and then you make some roads better at it how can you tell if I see red the same way you do we know that they're similar because we can all point to red things and they all are the color like we can multiple people can point to the same shade and say yes that looks like red to me and you can cross reference that with other people saying the same thing and images of that color I guess the thing it's if it looks different then our reference of how we learned that color would be different as well peaches die so frags thinks color is subjective he probably thinks water just falls from the sky on occasion but it does water does fall from the sky on occasion that's one way to talk about the process yeah like the water cycle man false would more ever do a debate on modern day debates about the objectivity subjectivity of art love the stream fuck that sounds painful modern day debate seems placed not for someone like me modern day debate is where all the shittiest moderators in the world oh wait I say that loud hey we're told we're the shittiest moderators everywhere I think what I find frustrating about the way debate is now is I personally cannot stand debate where it's just one person says their piece and then the other person says their piece I want interruption I want people to actually talk over each other if they think what somebody else is saying is wrong because otherwise I like it in the beginning for like short amounts of time so each side can just establish their positions yeah because it gets really annoying because what happens is people just state a bunch of shit and you don't get to all of it so some of the wrong things they say just kind of linger really prone to gish galloping with that format I don't need Pikachu to be invisible as hard enough as it is um hey boys hello as a recommendation for a new guest I recommend AK Rex he's not only a fan on Star Wars Jurassic Park he's also an expert on dinosaurs plus he's a fan of Shad it's a win-win wow oh man Jurassic Park Dominion or whatever that's gonna be domination I can't remember what it's called but that'll be happening Freaking that's what causes poor debates to occur no so like I don't like the debate format where people just um where people just say their piece and then the next person just says their piece because it doesn't even feel like if I did that I don't want a good debate yeah like I'm sorry but if I feel like you're totally going on the wrong track I don't care about what this finishing is like we need to clarify what we're talking about and I have seen that so often there was a debate yeah I last time I saw I saw a debate it was on modern day debate with um it was it was about Pascal's wager it was Matt Dilla honey and someone else and the entire like opening portion of the let me pull it up so I get his name right uh I want to get his name um Freaking when debating others you don't go cutting people off whenever you cut them off when they make claims would know their premise no no no no no like if their premise is wrong or you believe that it's wrong we can't continue we have to agree on certain things before we can yeah it's like yeah it's like yeah exactly right it's like hold on hold on that's not what I haven't made my argument yet it's like it doesn't matter if you haven't made your point yet we need to what worth is an argument if it rests on premises you don't agree with pointless so yeah it's it was between Matt Dilla honey and Sal Cordova and Sal's whole opening like presentation had nothing to do on Pascal's wager which was kind of the subject of the debate and so it was like a waste of time the whole thing was a waste of time and if that was a back and forth discussion then you'd be like okay but could you get to the Pascal's wager part and they never did um yeah it doesn't happen that much in opening statements that someone just totally doesn't even address the point or say anything useful but it can happen and that's the most recent result yeah rather a toxic like back and forth than just nothing where nothing's achieved at all and I put toxic in like quotes I feel like a lot of people interpret a bad debate just because someone's getting frustrated which is you know it depends like yeah I just I just think that um when you have a debate where it's just like yeah that's my piece that's that's my piece and it's like oh cool so like nothing's happened everybody who agreed with you when you came in bring me a misunderstanding what I'm saying what I said was sorry it's scrolled up when you cut the other side when they make their claim and don't support it and continue moving forward under that assumption your sentence confuses me what I said was you cut the other side off when they make their claim and don't support it and continue moving forward under that assumption I'm not I don't understand your sentence because even theist with a quarter of a brain never actually discuss pastors wager that is correct most I I'd never really ever see any apologist ever go anywhere near past those wager because it's dumb it's stupid and it's a bad argument for everything which is why I basically never hear it argued yeah I always mix up Pascal's wager with Occam's razor yeah this one sounds like yeah please be good at this I am not good at this like three pikachu's at the same time who roll on like it's not even it's confusing difficulty pikachu's really aggressive the other two aren't but if you get anyone near them they become hyper aggressive it's like your brain has like switch sort of approaches every time you get near one of the two parties but I like the challenge and I'm gonna do it eventually guys you just gotta believe in me okay I I opened a party ball and a bomb came out and then I fucking I exploded it like myself that is embarrassing I saw that yeah Pascal's wager is an obscenely faulty argument that assumes belief is a choice not really so Pascal's wager basically is a part of Pascal's wager is kind of fake it till you make it Pascal pretty much said like just keep pretending that you believe and go to the church and sing the songs and do all the things so that you could sort of get yourself to believe that it's true so why do that you can believe God's real because that's what Pascal which one yeah it's a good point are you trying to get to the best heaven or avoid the worst hell which God are you going for are you how do you measure the odds it's it's a really bad argument that's why basically nobody uses it oh here we go for example what the guy may be saying 2002 debate thought that it makes a point rags into Jack saying that stupid then brings on another point thought can't respond to the previous points he can he can bring it up when every once yeah the problem is there is missing information in your statement like was the point related was it different or was it actually the same point and you know like moreover like try and get back on so if you ever feel like you're getting taken off the point you gotta just try and get back on it don't try and like you just keep track of the points that you're trying to make uh don't don't let people get you off point if you are if you know it's important um I think you're scalping as a man want to be careful of just and yeah that wouldn't mean to say by the way that any of us have never committed any logical fallacies or interruptions that were unfair like of course gonna happen but um way prefer interruptions for both parties to clarify where the actual issue is rather than everyone just talks forever and you're like okay um god may or may not be real so he pretends he is just the case not sure which god pick one better odds than none uh no no the odds are so insignificantly higher so yeah there's a lot of problems with that God's even possible so we don't even know if it's possible for a god like thing to exist at all even if it's all true wouldn't the god be pissed at you for only doing it like in a gambling sense there's also that aspect if god knows what you're thinking god knows that you don't actually believe it it exists you're just going through with emotions also what if this deity is like really pissed off that you believed in it hit for really crappy reasons and that's the test yeah what if the what if the deities don't actually know yeah that's yeah you don't know the deity could very well be like oh yeah there I'm not going to give any evidence of my existence and so all the people who believe in me with crappy reasons they fill the test yeah what what if the test is that the people who actually don't fall for it are the ones who get to go there yeah so now take the wager to not do it just in case so now calculate your odds now by doing that how much more likely it is how have you determined that a god exists that it's the one that you've bet on and why do you think that the odds are better than the odds for all the other ones and also that even like what you think you believe is the correct belief to interpret from said belief system yeah and I don't know how you could fool you could never know that you could never actually know that that's the important part yeah there's a lot of issues with Pascal's wager it's again that's why like nobody ever uses it I'm gonna bet on Zeus I remember I someone used that on me when I was in school and even as a kid I kind of found it baffling I'm like wait what do you mean like it just doesn't make sense but in your opinion what is the best approach to one versus an army battle or just one versus a large number I guess you have to say that for next time is round oh yeah me I mean can't guarantee you'll ever get to it but it would be interesting to know what what is clarifying questions will probably be because I imagine you'd be like do I get access to any building or weapon maybe maybe it is just like if you could pick this it maybe like you've been given an hour heads up to plan what you're going to do to take on this army nuclear weapon yeah wow oh failure oh dude this is going to be a tough one as well it's the last of the yeah I can see that but I'll try to all please you have to play through Xenoblade Chronicles it's easily one of the best stories in gaming the game is a masterclass in foreshadowing and answering questions dozens of hours later it is it is an anime type game you know what maybe maybe I've heard a lot of good things about Xenoblade Chronicles at least from a gameplay perspective man who would have thought Dr. Mario would be putting up such a tough fight what's wrong why would it I would Mario plus a doctor it would be bad I don't know he's I guess you know in the sense that he's too busy saving lives to learn how to beat people up and hurt them so much he already knows how to beat people up he's Mario I guess right so the modifier is well he's a doctor so it's almost like you'll know better how to attack you right you'll know your pressure points of course Fringy would say that are you talking about Xenoblade that it's an anime game so I'm a little bit doubtful about how good the story is there's so many people in the chat I'll be like what the fuck man it's ok I don't know that's my question I'll be like are you sure it's actually a good story about the reactor in underwater you mentioned she killed the monster by taking the reactor critical this is a common misunderstanding of reactors critical is the nominal operation state super critical actual to him is I didn't know that I didn't know that super critical that was a stand in for whatever she did because she pushed some things like I don't like I wouldn't know specifically what action she made yeah I don't hate anime why do you hate anime I find that reaction interesting I'm so underexposed to it it's just a cynical lucky you that I have on this media based on what little I know about it well that shows you kind of got some bigotry there you need to work on it hello massive smaller Fringy in chat is it wrong to use the framped dupe glitch in Dark Souls I mean I'm acknowledging that it's a dupe glitch it is what it is if you do it you've done that you know as for whether or not it's wrong like morally I don't know something morally wrong it's not hurting anybody what if it did and it would be there you go so in fact critical reactor equals useful reactor well I didn't know that now I do so now whenever we say that react is going critical we mean to say react is going super critical react is going normal that's what that actually means now actually a compelling argument for the existence of a deity that by itself wouldn't convince you but you felt was logically sound I know I haven't I haven't found I like I not not no sound arguments no I'd say that the only thing I've would ever say is that I've heard things that sound nice but even then like I realize philosophically that there are that there are like problems right even with like your most peaceful non-deity-bound sort of like Eastern philosophies there are still like issues with um normative claims about like the nature of humanity or people or there are a lot of helpful little tidbits of information in those things but they're still like that fundamental issue of yeah but like that none of this like none of this is true in the sense of um like what they say about the nature of reality or like normative claims about what people are meant to be like what you're supposed to do you know things like that um rags what's God do to you to make you an atheist what an insanely insulting question like I don't think he's real like do you not get it I don't think he's around to do anything to me I feel like that one was a joke I hope that I hope that was a joke if it was a joke then that would mean but yeah but if it wasn't a joke that's really dumb I hope it's a joke just claim like claim just for the sake of you know just claim it was a joke if it wasn't I hope it was I was just kidding good I fucking hope so it's one of the most yeah I hope it was a joke um reactor p2 super critical is the state it would be in when it is in a dangerous high power increased scenario from a reactor operator oh I guess they're they're saying they are a reactor operator which is neat also I fucking killed myself this is like the one time I need to not do that are you gonna blood born yet no that's mean he was great at blood born from the beginning to end I had an easier time with Maria like appreciably more serving costs costs is just I'm struggling with costs you'll get him eventually for him you'll show him who's boss but I ain't winning this race that's for sure like I've spent so much time on costs that I barely even remember how to get back to him look at that Fire Emblem was so lame back in the day they didn't even have their own map on me I'd explain that huh like sword people taking over taking on jobs where's the other where's Ridley why can't I play as him I like the idea of like a bunch of smash brothers protesting that Fire Emblem sword characters took head jobs they took her germs lake they took my derm took your derm do you think he doesn't have a good argument I think he does look at that hello my fellow toxic broods brooders can you guys explain the difference between convenience and coincidence also when slash if slash how it should be used in writing okay that's a major topic first of all coincidence is like when two things that are gonna are unlikely happen at the same time or one like so convenience is just gonna be in relation to whatever party needed the thing to happen yeah what yeah a convenience is a coincidence that works in your favor yeah where as a coincidence could be either good or bad yes when two things that are basically unrelated happen to simultaneously occur yeah like the coincidence is the base one and then whether it's convenient or inconvenient depends on what the what the consequences yeah like you gotta respond in order of steak it's not a coincidence that you get delivered a steak you know 15 minutes later it's not a coincidence a coincidence is if you say man I wish I had a steak and someone just happens to walk up to you with a steak like hey I got an extra steak do you want this that's a very convenient coincidence do you see that oh oh wow the time it was about to run out I had no chance of being gannon with my fucking health and he killed himself I didn't get that let me go back thank you so much for killing yourself but yeah on the subject of coincidence and convenience I think it's like the easiest way to think about it in the context of good or bad in a story is your coincidence could be character I don't know Jim was walking down this street and saw X happen and now he is the protagonist in this story like the plot now starts whereas convenient would be Jim saw X and also there were like 10,000 cops nearby just sort of walking along and so it's like wow it's pretty lucky that all those cops were there because if they weren't then you know things might have ended really badly for you this is a fun way to come up with a better example this is not an easy challenge I gotta beat them both of them without any lives without dying yeah oh man look at your health I'm doing great you know it's crazy because he's going like look at me that's the palsy hand he looks crazy I didn't like kill me I don't know who the character I should do this with is who's good at taking out the crazy hands well the hands in general that was a very bad move on my part question for Shad thermobaric long sword it creates flaming aerosol explosion at point of contact when striking viable I'll pop it in my I've still got a giant notepad filled with like bonus questions for people who went around maybe someday hey Shad will you do more in-depth looks into anime weapons I would love I love your take on the lance of long longanness and mooshly is what's your take on the adventure time I'm curious on adventure time I really enjoyed what I saw of it I saw 6 seasons really cutesy wholesome cartoon with some nice lessons also lots of funnies I like it I haven't seen a lot of it though was it convenience first contrivance contrivance is like an extreme convenience a contrivance would be an extreme convenience but not impossible whereas a plot hole is impossible yeah if you run into a room and you're like oh my god someone someone have a phone please call 9 I almost said 9-11 please call 9-1-1 that would be convenient but it would probably be probable still convenient but it is a coincidence that in a sense because having a phone had nothing to do with you walking in needing to call 9-1-1 but most people carry phones with them it's a very reasonable kind of coincidence to the point where a lot of people probably wouldn't even call it a coincidence but a contrivance would be you're in the middle of a desert and you need to call 9-1-1 for help and you just happen to randomly trip over a working phone with a signal chose Donkey Kong I don't think that was a good idea not really you probably need a character who is really fast no I need damage as well though get moth go for moth because it's not even just about certain moves that are just really good for taking out the hands versus others yeah I'm saying go for moth next time alright I will try moth after Yoshi okay okay sure you like him he's a good lad right you will fail me Yoshi is a pretty cool guy alright it's down a move I swear I remember being good I get a chance to use it seriously 40 HP with one go of it wow can a contrivance be used right in plot I don't I think by definition no but if you're talking about like a kind of coincidence sure a lot of stories the protagonist is the protagonist because coincidentally something had to happen to somebody and it was to them they happen to be in the right place at the right time that's why they are the protagonist and why we are following their story like I said it's the difference between winning the lottery at the beginning of a story and that's why we follow them and at the very end of a part of another story the protagonist just happens to win the lottery that enables things to happen it's a fucking match it's terrifying Shad I meant if you had different magic elements like fire, wind, steel, time etc how would you write a sword element does that make sense um I don't understand what a sword like on behalf of Shad I'm still not sure what the question is asking like iron or bronze yeah I don't know such as fire, wind, steel and time how would you write a sword element I don't really get it I'm afraid sword like weapon what's your thoughts on George Lucas's sequel trilogy all I know is that he wanted Darth Maul back as a Sith crime lord and Darth Talon would have been his apprentice how could Darth Vader be back Darth Maul comes back Darth Maul yeah I remember he's got his little robot legs his little robotoid it would be hard for me to believe he survives that but well in canon he does because clone was his canon of course we had a solo but he's dead now so how is he yeah he got killed by Obi-Wan oh that's nice I guess well not nice for him but you know yeah I guess he got his his payback potential spoiler thoughts on the mist ending where it reveals the military is actually useful who wants I like it I thought the mist was crap it's one of my heart takes I haven't revealed in a long time well that's Frank Darabon he did the mist right? yeah he never makes anything bad well I guess aside from the mist evidently well I'd have to give it a rewatch to know but it was funny I was I was shown it like out of context if you will so the idea is that Red Light Media released a review on mist I haven't seen it although mist rather I didn't even know anything about it and Smiler was like we should watch this movie called the mist sometime and I was like okay I don't really mind cause I just watched some movies and then as I was watching it I was complaining about all kinds of things and at the end he like concluded with me that that was shit and then he was like by the way everyone thinks this is really good and the reason he showed me it was cause Red Light Media were praising the fuck out of it and I was like oh I had no idea so um it's an interesting one for me I'd have to rewatch it again to be more specific but uh yeah that's my experience with the mist and as for the ending I found it hilarious when uh he does the thing and then the truth is revealed I've heard that a lot of people take it very seriously I just I was laughing I don't know I had a different experience also I've killed one hand you can do it for me Yoshi you're a legend yeah there's another free heart take a lot of people like those right they only end in good things heart takes it's a heart break what another one I thought you just said that's a heart that here's a heart take like as if you were preparing for another one no it's a this oh okay right back on Xenoblade Chronicles if you need answers any plot questions hit me up it's easy to forget details and answer questions 50 hours later alright cosmos lizard brain vs rags ape mind this is just the preview for the trailer of Godzilla vs King Kong ape I'm gonna I'm gonna put my money on rags ape mind just saying mind I guess the portion of the brain that is the ape versus the portion that is the lizard who wins ah please don't kill me I ain't no ape my daddy wouldn't know ape I'm safe should it ever be considered a 10 out of 10 show nah I don't really like it but no I don't know that anything is a 10 out of 10 show nothing yeah it's hard to be a 10 out of 10 and I get the notion of like when you see something really good it's like can't we just give this 10 it's like no the idea is that you save it for that thing that you watch or see or whatever that's got no discernible flaws you can find writing why is it least fucking kidding me because Yoshi's up being not being a thing I died great great great great would you rate Buffy out of 10? it's like a 7 as a horror role but if we're talking about like it's peaks god damn oh yeah okay so at that point there are episodes of Buffy that I do consider essentially 10 out of 10 but yeah like my hesitation is only related to like do you really think there's nothing it's like um I can't think about it what do you think of season 2 of the defenders oh no what do you think of season 2 of the dead eveline defenders I remember season 2 being weaker or at least more inconsistent like the punisher stuff was really cool but the hand stuff was a lot more like uh and defenders was quite disappointing man if you get this Yoshi shit right you can deal so much damage oh that sent me a sleep boo like mid pause like a flig like a way how sure are you that you caught up to the stream labs um are you the one that was sending all of the music lyrics is that why you're saying that I'm pretty sure I recognize the name we didn't end up using all of the music lyrics I read all of the messages and questions I'm sorry Fringy speak stray and not speak in stray and rags ones too good oh um I'm not even really sure what you're asking me I want to abuse you don't allow them Fringy just don't allow it you gotta stand up for Australian pronunciation and accent I know it's gonna be hard you should check out rebels it is shockingly well written for how much hate it gets I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you I'd say I'm mashing X to doubt on the previous super chat yeah yeah Bobo should have asked for the breastplate stretcher now excellent excellent reference everyone in chat is saying don't listen to them rebels as trash yeah I keep hearing all the time there was a time when rags eyes glowed his fur shone in the sun and his tail wagged happily I like it he said then the darkness descended I episode four are they referring to mando season one no three was bad when we first when we watched it we liked episode one two was fine and then three was like oh three was our limit four was a lot of people's limits yeah three was where we were like oh this show wasn't good and then four sealed the deal it's still one of the worst episodes of television I've ever seen in my life it's hot fucking four was um a disaster it was like fucking hell I can't believe people like that shit but they clapped because it's star wars since the mandalorian did anybody like episode four though a lot of people did like remember all of these episodes are rated very highly mm-hmm yeah we I'm trying to remember now it was like could we talk to Jeremy about it geeks and gamers after it it came out because I think he liked it at first yeah yeah I think a lot of people liked it at first it's depressing that people man you what I just don't remember people liking it I thought everybody hated that one no it was oh this isn't fair that both try to grab me I was doomed oh and you threw me all the way over here I'm gonna live alright down to one hand again can I do it um get a tap and die set rags it's easy to refresh the threads in the holes um so what my plan is is actually to kind of use this as a way as like a little project with my dad because he and my mom and my sister got sick recently my sister actually had COVID for a bit it was very minor she got over it super quick however because she was with parents at the time they also at least my mom also got sick but not with COVID it was like a flu ear infection thing so they were isolating for a long time so they've been cooped up at their house for quite a while and they're pretty much just now getting out of that whole quarantine phase so they have been definitely wanting to do stuff with people um so I'm gonna go over and use this as a way to hey how could we kind of get um you know how could we get this taking care of with him because he's got like machining stuff in the garage so that'll be like a little family project whatever that is I'll use that as a way to do something like that make a little project out of it learn how to do some stuff please warn people of the porn that's being shown on youtube ads and children and adult accounts not kidding please tell me first I've heard of it but avoid the porn and youtube ads folks bad times damn time zones anyway high rags hey as a Brit did you learn about American Rev in school American Rev revolution oh hmm sorry I got this you guys recommend Buffy so often I decided to watch and see how it holds up conclusion very poorly the early seasons are decent but the writing falls apart and becomes painful later on good job having the opposite of like the correct opinion I don't even I've never come across that opinion before the early seasons are the good ones all right the early seasons are not the good ones at least not seasons one and two season one and two they can be pretty bad actually yeah but yeah like the the one season that like gets defended to death would be Angel season five Buffy season six right right before it though yeah but like yeah I don't know yeah I don't want to say about that one that's an interesting one this fight is actually stressful I'm hoping it's like it's like fighting course ridiculous ridiculous for the question of the American Revolution I can't remember anymore I know we learned we did I just I remember learning about it I mean because I know about it but I don't know a lot about it and so I'm wondering if that's because I wasn't taught it and it's just going from like wow what a shit death yeah what a shit death yeah I can't remember I think we were taught I just can't remember how much I guess it's my uh just remember the great nostalgic moment after the tsunami hit Japan we had a review of Ponyo where he spent between 30 seconds and two minutes on a joke about how he how wouldn't about how wouldn't make a tsunami joke oh so the joke is that he wouldn't make the joke works I like visions yeah this isn't a spoiler I like visions dead form very creepy in the show yeah it was I was one of the parts that I actually was like oh shit this is getting a little closer to what I'm looking for in terms of especially with the getting the the like the this is a sort of possibility that wander is like evil yeah at the prevailing theory and I'm starting to lean a lot further to that I think that's the funny thing about that is one I'd be on board with seeing that if it's well written but two I don't want her to be the bad guy out of all the girl heroes we have because she's well considering that all of the ones who are still alive yeah she she is the best one of the ones who are still alive I want fucking Captain Marvel to be a villain so that we could see her get destroyed I think the problem is that I think Skull Witch in the comics tends to be like fluctuates between good and bad a lot so that's probably the influence but you don't need to copy from the comics you know what I mean and also I wonder if people are going to react negatively to that a woman like the man she loved died so she became a villain I wonder if that's going to be something that upsets people but yeah I don't want her to be a villain but I'm guessing that that might be the case and maybe she's like the bad guy in Doctor Strange oh god dude the crazy hand he killed me with his like re-entry it's not fair the master hand doesn't even like hit you on re-entry oh man the re-entry is normally my favorite part well not when it kills you rags don't worry that's true I didn't know this but the new character in Apex Legends is Australian I pulled up the video and there's a didgeridoo and I'm like oh you're Australian I guess didgeridoo didgeridoo I like how that's our vocabulary to people didgeridoo oh Australian hey he actually sounds like an Australian not like an American doing an Australian neat doing an Australian who would do that yeah he's definitely wait no I don't want to I don't want to say he's like do you want to play with me oh I love you yeah oh does he have a boomerang fucking hell yes Clone Wars fan here what is that rebel guy smoking and where can I get some oh eat the rebel show what if we ended up watching that and not the Clone Wars can you imagine how mad everyone would be yet I'm still alive see he doesn't hurt me on reentry he's a good man fuck apology accepted molar it's okay to admit faults oh but the yeah I follow since WandaVision has Monica maybe Bria is going away now what are you talking about she's Captain Marvel 2 is happening and she's in it like they're clearly going full sail ahead when it comes to like Captain Marvel because I mean they got Miss Marvel as well like holy shit they're setting up tons of stuff for that like and cosmic stuff as well I seem to be setting up and I don't know if you guys I'd say get your hopes down if that's the thing but again it's not even like it's just better writing that's the that's the most important part just better writing for that character you can make it work you have to try really hard now but make it work really close this time give me luck no no no no no oh this is bad he didn't get me on reentry that's usually how he kills me yeah this is not man I'm a little bit behind you no me bitch stressful okay children shouldn't have to do this um oh god you forgot to answer the second part of my question about convenience versus coincidence when if how should it be used in writing I think we answered that a little bit right we gave a few examples I think that coincidence can usually be done at the beginning of a story but after that you should probably try and dial it back a little bit yeah coincidence setting things up is cool that happens all the time but um yeah the more that you you don't want to rely on it into the story to keep things going but it's different when the reason the story is happening is because of a coincidence um so coincidences for like inconsequential things in terms of the dramatic payoffs um can usually be like it's usually rated in terms of how consequential they are yeah how much it relies on them god do you remember this Fringy you gotta fight three people Gigabouser, Ganondorf and Mewtwo and they all have three lives um what we call difficult and this is not something that I know how to beat without doing it with jigglypuff I want that statement to rest for a little bit and then for you guys to wonder if I'm being sarcastic no nothing wait no I I I feel like cause Armourb when uh when um like Brawl was getting announced and they had Gigabouser and I was saying like he's from melee it's like I was like damn I don't even remember that he was in melee also yeah some people picked up what I'm talking about yeah so jigglypuff would be a meme answer but she's legitimately the only thing I think I've beaten this challenge with because when you go to sleep inside someone's head knocks them almost out of the whole game and that's not like um like an exploit I can't remember if it's downbier up here at this point yeah I think it's downbier, she goes to sleep but um if you do it inside someone's head fucking deals shit tons of damage and it's really easy to do it to Gigabouser cause he's big ol fat remember this thing do you remember doing it I feel like I did because I'm pretty sure I like did all of the challenges in this game but um it's like he fucking did the super punch, what a dick yeah this is one of those ones that I'm gonna spend probably a while trying to do you gotta try and kill Gigabouser three times without losing any lives which is pretty difficult on it so well they come next right like I want to give myself the best opportunity which would be to not die while doing this to Gigabouser but you can't even get him you can't even get him I started right, I'm gonna have to get good at this is it quote unquote Blastoise, hell yeah god it's amazing that like if I could just drop a few Blastoises I could probably win oh what how far over the screen did you move when you did that alright see so the situation now is Mewtwo and Ganondorf with I can't not think of Ludendorf Ludendorf enough Ganondorf enough it never stopped being funny so yeah you can do the sleep thing with these two but like it ain't fucking easy he killed himself, this game just giving me some breaks right now go shell, fuck him up activate attack how are you cute doggo you've been required, no I'm okay I was actually just I'm playing Resident Evil 4 I'm professional right now and I killed I just killed Mendes and I think I got I got an optimal kill so what basically the speedrunner strat for this is you want to save your incendiaries because you could kill him with four incendiaries I think you could do it in three but I used I have to double check but he's super weak to incendiaries and so you hit him twice and he turns into his second stage where he comes in half and then if you throw another one that hits both him and the explosive barrel in the barn you can get him in a third and I think I didn't know that you could do three so I hit him in the air with one just to make sure but I'd saved up a bunch but I'd saved up incendiaries I'm really proud of you know that so it was really easy now I'm just looting the rest of the barn but I am listening intently to everything that you guys are saying yeah I'm just stressed the fuck out because I might actually be able to beat this on one of my earliest tries which I never thought was going to be possible oh I got the bug ball oh it's fucking really good and also yes I am a cute chat you don't get this kind of luck I'm that Minecraft YouTuber a dreamer or whatever dreams dreamy yeah I think that was the name dream dream fuck you Mewtwo eat this call him a nightmare now oh my god he haven't spoken for like two seconds seriously this is kind of insane like I would challenge anybody who has access to this game to play this fucking challenge it's incredibly difficult and I'm doing okay right now there still isn't a definite win I'm very scared of Mewtwo yeah look at him trudging towards you he's such a chat you know okay he's letting me beat the fuck out of him yeah god damn please die what did it you thought I was joking the gateway to final destination has now been unlocked I got final destination too how about it oh that was dream luck though seriously getting the blastoise and the uh the ho-ho thank you video game alright second stream in a row that's not showing up in my feed what happened when a prostitute surprises you ho-ho does the ho say ho-ho now you go you're like ho-ho good work good job ggmoombo thank you that that one that meant a lot sucks that it's not showing up fuck mary kill wander gamora black widow also hi j kick hi j kick so it's black widow gamora and so I'm gonna marry black widow she seems the most stable yeah I'd agree there what's our um wander gamora black widow fuck mary kill I'd marry black widow I'd marry wander I think I'd marry wander she's she's on stables fuck I don't know what's gonna happen eventually I like wander but I depend on what they do with her in this TV show yeah this maybe you asked me a couple weeks ago what I what I thought I probably would have gone with mary wander um but with this show I don't know about that in fact I might even side with kill her yeah we know the gamora and black widow a good guy right now yeah I bet she likes it in the ass but she doesn't admit it and but she's wild in bed there you go yeah I guess yeah he's a naughty girl he likes it wild bestial uh any different choice springing or line up so well the problem is you've kind of convinced me like yeah that is true it might be worth waiting but like it is begrudgingly that I would I guess put her in the kill bracket just because of what's happening now but that could very easily turn around depending on what answers we receive and in which case I guess my order would probably be mary black widow fuck gamora yeah I think I think I mean really it could go either way at that point uh so I heard recently the Michael Jackson's diary was found and it seems he might have been trans apparently Michael liked to be known by the pronouns he he was that joke was delivered to me as I was speaking if you know what I mean like I already understood it to be a joke right at the end I was like so he was he was cis then so he wouldn't be trans he would be trans I like the punchline but yeah setup is uh you set up yeah I yeah I would say the setup would be different is like Michael Jackson confirmed that he isn't trans from his diary he he always preferred his pronouns as he he uh um but you know what I reckon I'm gonna bow out there there's um there's like seven if uh that's where near the oh seven oh okay yeah if you can actually finish something you start yeah that would be great hey hey hey alright hey you didn't make any august you just said hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hi uh in more in case you're still interested in watching track I can send you a recommended viewing order I put together it's just the originals and the best watched in production order I think I was gonna watch Star Trek I'd probably watch all of them I know weird but still probably watch the original series then next generation and then if I'm like super into wanting to watch the best stuff am I goes far as being like I need a list I should be right if ever I get around to watching Star Trek it's a lot of content but I you know by golly can't wait to get to Picard and Discovery those two top tier from what I've heard um hi all especially rags that's nice oh hi springy nice stream yesterday you'll beat cast eventually can you guys talk about Robin Hood and GameStop again real quick oh like we've got nothing really to add to it we're very isn't already being discussed everywhere else yeah we're like super layman when it comes to this sort of stuff and what the Robin Hood app did from what I understand is complete bullshit well I did hear news today that apparently the SEC is going to be investigating the people who froze are like the prevented people from trading yeah I think that's probably like super legal yeah well yeah I was about to try and explain like the arguments for it against what they did but I'm not like it's not I'm not in a position to uh get friendly geordies on to talk about warhammer 40k oh dude that'd be cool if we got him on I'm a big fan of friendly geordies I don't think he would but he's an Australian like commentator um I don't know anything about 40k well he doesn't like warhammer 40k he just did videos on it that got views nobody ever shut up about it pretty sure he doesn't like warhammer joke is worse than I made it sound it's him playing a clip of a character saying the word tsunami on loop while he awkwardly tries to ignore it oh oh like he wouldn't say anything about tsunamis but then someone says it in the movie and so he repeats it and then it's like he how awkward I have to avoid talking about it when a character in the movie is talking about it excellent top tier comedy whoop whoop you did it more than I'm off to work because your massive self decided to e-fab today at least I'll be able to catch the race tomorrow oh yes going to be wonderful uh I really want to ask Cosmo why he once originally wanted to review movies for a living because I can't figure it out uh I think he would tell you that he likes doing it right if you were told to find out a motivation from what you've seen of Cosmo variety how what would it be drags money well there you go I'm sure he would say he likes movies and he enjoys doing the reviews I just I question what what people gain from it there's several videos showing casing all of the war showing casing showcasing all the war crimes committed in the Clone Wars and Rebels the one that pops up a lot is the killing of an unarmed defenseless opponent yikes I'm not like that he'd be very against it I'm sure um and yeah that's that's it I will collect up um the Streamlabs ones I'll just knock them out literally tomorrow at the beginning of um of the race and we'll try and do some catch up while doing the race it's going to be incredibly intense myself and Metal are going to try and beat all bosses on Bloodborne using the king and I'm going to you know just try and do what I can yes that's about it it's going to be lots of fun it's going to be a long one we'll try and do some catch up while doing it as for things working on the boys season 2 breakdown it's intense huge it's going to be great it's going to be all the best kind of breakdown it's going to be excellent and Rax is doing Mando I don't think there's really anything else to really update until we get to closer to releasing either of these things there'll be a new comic up tomorrow guys so go on twitter and um obviously Batwoman continues and the DC movie sort of watch through in EFAP movies they're going to be coming out slowly you might even do an EFAP on you know defences of said movies it'll be fun they'll dip our toe into the world of why is X Niders actually a little bit more genius than you could ever understand oh boy can't wait for all the code just need some you know translating to let people know but yeah um thank you all for thank you all for watching thank you for the kind donations I guess we will see you next time see you yeah everybody goodbye