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Don't Trust A Douche (A parody of 3oh!3's Don't Trust Me)

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Uploaded on Jun 25, 2009

Collar popped with one more underneath,
Ive got the leg of a god in my boxer briefs,
and you just want it, but youre nothing to me,
Ill say honey youre my bunny , but Im just so horny.

T-t-tongue always stinky for weeks,
Cause my tongue is on the inside of someones butt cheeks,
Im not your boyfriend, if you say youve got beef,
Then I am going to tell my friends that someone really likes to queef,

She wants to call me, hell nooo
She wants to date me, hell noooo
Shell never leave me, aloneeeeeeeeee
Dont trust a douche, never trust a douche,
Wont trust a douche, but youll fuck me.

She wants to marry, hell nooo
She just too clingy, hell noooo
Shes just so hairy, downnn thereeeeee
Dont trust a douche, never trust a douche,
Wont trust a douche, but youll fuck me.

Xs on the back of your hands,
Stumbling in the bathroom, so drunk you cant stand,
its so easy, to lie to your face,
But gold and silver items make up for the day.

Ch-Ch-Cheating I dont think its wrong,
Fucking over dinner with a bimbo and her mom,
and the best is, all my friends know you are
Just another girl, I scammed at the bar

She wants to call me, hell nooo
She wants to date me, hell noooo
Shell never leave me, aloneeeeeeeeee
Dont trust a douche, never trust a douche,
Wont trust a douche, but youll fuck me.

She wants to marry, hell nooo
She just too clingy, hell noooo
Shes just so hairy, downnn thereeeeee
Dont trust a douche, never trust a douche,
Wont trust a douche, but youll fuck me.

Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Pedobear and assault with my dick,
I said shush girl, shut your lips,
Do the Indiana and raid with my whip,
I said shush girl, shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller, and NHHWEUWUEHUWE.

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She wants to call me, hell nooo
She wants to date me, hell noooo
Shell never leave me, aloneeeeeeeeee
Dont trust a douche, never trust a douche,
Wont trust a douche, but youll fuck me.

She wants to marry, hell nooo
She just too clingy, hell noooo
Shes just so hairy, downnn thereeeeee
Dont trust a douche, never trust a douche,
Wont trust a douche, but youll fuck me."

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