 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb another pre-recorded episode cuz Jake is Married when this comes out If you like you then you should have put a ring on it. Thanks guys. Thanks for throwing this whole thing for me This is nice. That's why I put them there. That's life. That's life now for you. That's lie Frank, you know, it's kind of a weird time of the year for sports because it's like Super Bowl happened and now spring training. They're gonna hang yourself. We have all our TPP's and there's always blitz ball stuff Yeah, we're gonna check out the sports talking baseball We're doing episode a day every day previewing every single team that plays in major league baseball So go check those out because this show isn't about sports. It's a lot of penguin talk actually Jake It's a big penguin. I appreciate you guys doing that for me talk my favorite animal Yes, well been a lot of talk about me getting that penguin tattoo on my butt for ten years now But now that I'm getting married that's kind of the kickoff to it a penguin is being chased by a killer whale And it's scary the penguin is going really fast. There's like a pot of killer whales It was chasing too much tries to hop in the boat once misses and the people in the boat are cheering for it to survive But they don't even realize like throw a net out and then finally the penguin jumps up in the boat But escapes the killer whales as I was telling that story. I realized this is fake stop and let me go So now you want to go whale watching there Jim you missed all of it Hey, the penguins name is Jimmy we should have started there So is your name Bong pretty mad at you when I saw it hit the side of the boat Yeah, I was ready to swing you guys asked what was wrong with me. Yeah, because I watched it happen I went pale I thought it was done for and then I was happy he left because I like penguins But do you think that this penguin might be trained by the people that charge people to go whale watching in those shores? Because that's the most exciting thing and penguins are highly trainable animals watch this Jimmy's a penguin Danny DeVito style Panic from Zach almost a breakdown fat raccoon drops out of a ceiling Yes, raccoon got itself wedged into one of those cardboard ceilings at like a Lowe's or Home Depot It's just funny watching them run after it once it falls and the penguin scared. Remember that kid at the penguin raccoon Penguin was scared remember the kid at the college baseball game. We just grabbed it. Yeah, awesome That was a possum has way different. Let's not confuse these Yeah, they're just running around like idiots trying to catch this record at one point There's a camera angle where it's coming at them and someone just rolls a can at it. I did I was like, what's that I? Thought that can was maybe gonna smoke just a can they were hoping for a cartoon thing where the raccoon like Turned into a penguin you humans Jake the raccoon Don't record yourself. We're married man. We do have one sports story that I kept on here I don't know if you want to talk about it. It's kind of interesting Jim I want to hear what you have to think on this because what I have to think a minor league hockey team Didn't show up in Danville, Illinois and Jim Maybe their problem was they weren't wearing Miz in the main and looking good like us if you're wearing that you're gonna show Up because you're ready to play you're gonna show up because you look good you play good the Vermillion County Bobcats Seems like bad times over there Adam. Maybe the captain of the team He'd may not have showed up that those are the words of superfan Chuck sergeant He's like the only fan of this team this team has lost like 77 of the last 80 games in the first two years Rebuilding all the coaches and 10 players just quit before this game and everybody knew it Besides the away team who traveled there. Yeah, but Chuck surge surgeon is a superfan The team has been around for two years and Chuck surgeon the superfan said I think the captain was gonna play I heard rumblings that he was gonna take the ice. No, dude. That's just your fan fiction I unfortunately think you're coming around this the wrong way because first Chuck sergeant name three two one nine and a half Yeah, Chuck surgeon said it's like Gabby to do that the fact that he showed up Which is really dumb because his whole team's missing. Yeah, it kind of sucks all around does suck back to the penguins in the Sports actually I have a different one Do the let's do the penguin one quick Let's do the penguin this penguin's old the oldest African penguin ever 43 years old two of her husbands have died already She's on to a third husband her name is ET her third husband's name is Einstein He's probably 20 years old He's a sicko and they're just like hanging out in a private area together at the zoo eating cake and fucking That's the penguin story this one and you think she's still well That's why Einstein's with her he's young she killed her her last two husbands It doesn't say that in here. I read it differently All right Here's a bullshit story that everyone needs to say an 11 year old drew a pig put a bow tie on the pig and some Dick-obsessed teacher yeah center to the principal's office because she said the bow tie looks like a wiener Yeah, it doesn't even look like a wiener. It looks like a balloon Sword if anything, yeah, and then the principal saw it and goes right around 11-year-old girl You think she drew this beautiful pink pig just a sneak attack with that weird-looking wiener Yeah, now I'll show you a drawing that has an accidental wiener on it this Picture of Chad as a goose. That's a nose wiener Like I don't know if this was intentional or not But this could be intentional because that looks a lot like Jake's wiener But the rest of the pig is so good and you can't without a body of evidence You cannot for the teacher to take one look at this and be like that's a penis the fact that young Sierra here They said they're keeping this piece of art as a paper trail in case she starts doing more phallic art This is your one-one piece of evidence you're out. That's them trying to say face cuz they apologize. They said you're right It's not a dick bow tie does that it? We're keeping the picture everything on this piggy looks like a dick the tail looks like a dick The nose looks like two dicks the ears look like triangle dicks like if you want to start playing that game Yeah, if you want to start playing that game, and it's saying hi it says hi Hi, but that does feel a little bit like a penis cover-up There's people that are here some of them were here and we reward them Or we don't you want to give it to Chris Rose because we're probably having a great time with him in St. For your wedding Who likes to rock the party who likes to rock the party Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by mizzen and main If you want the best damn cold weather clothing check out mizzen and main right now If you go to mizzen and main comm and use promo code dumb You'll receive thirty five dollars off any regular price order for a hundred and twenty five dollars or more That's thirty five dollars off when you go to M I Z Z E N A N D Com and use promo code dumb I've been I've been talking weird. I can't say Super Bowl I have to go so slow in my brain like last four days has been tripping me up Super Bowl Super Bowl I have to go really slow because I go Super Bowl. I've been saying Super Bowl. It's really tripping me up That's why I watched it alone Super Bowl Super Bowl