 Hey, you know, so Julian and I made two videos where he taught me how to do jitsu. I don't know how much I learned What are you doing? I said in that second you didn't learn anything. That's how much you learned. Yeah, I did it I learned how to die I said in that video that someday I would teach Julian how to throw a softball because I was a pitcher in college But like not a good one like you're gonna get some real BT. You said you were good. No, I didn't like this I wasn't even like a star. I brought my ace. Yeah, maybe you're a cup. I could borrow one prayer for one of Julian's One like is one prayer. I'm gonna teach Julian how to pitch a softball. Show me what you think it is. Oh It's a mess. It's what that's exactly how it's done. Your arm is so bent Look at that. Look at this fierce That's intimidating look at me right now and tell me you're not intimidating. No, look me in the eyes You don't want to face that. How would you go straight if you could just like flex right here? All right, are you ready? We're gonna warm up a little bit go babe I'm your coach. Let's go coach But like all of the best coaches that I've ever had I find the best most effective way to coach you So just verbally abuse you while we do this get that off your fucking head you damn idiot Why stretch out your arm for a second? Straight this hurts is this supposed to hurt? Yeah. All right. Do some of these It's for your wrist some of these Do you really actually do this? Yeah, this is nice. I feel it burning in my forearm. Yeah, exactly. Give me some good arm circles Straighten your arm Straighten your arm straighten it straight straighten it. It's literally the straightest my arm has ever been in my life You just want to warm up your wrist right now, so you're gonna throw it from here Keep your arms straight Just your wrists cock back in here Do that about a hundred times a hundred It's gonna get dark. Oh, that's a good snap boy. Oh you and you can go up to three o'clock or whatever this is Good hundred of those This is fun. We're having fun. Are you gonna talk shit about how this is slower than how you throw it? I'm gonna pitch to you now so you can see what I do We're gonna go from here then we're gonna go from here, and then we're gonna do full circles, okay? Oh my god, we're gonna back up. Okay, so from halfway. Oh my god. Are you trying to kill me? My turn I guess sure go ahead It's scary right don't do that. Oh my god, wait should I I don't Yeah, that's good that you're doing better than I thought you do but my standard was already pretty low, I think Straight straight here you go that's better No, that's too high Yeah, I know we gotta warm up your arm Make sure you follow along cuz I'm not gonna explain. I'm trying. I'm kidding. Whoa. God damn This ball is huge my body it doesn't feel like it used to It's not me pitching. It's you pitching. You're good. You should play sometime Alright before you start though, you got to do your progression. No, no chill fam This is the worst catcher's mask in the world how actually dare you I work so hard to attain this This is just you wear a shell, and then you put it on top. Well, where's the shell? It's right here I Feel like a turtle with no shell. What is this? This seems more dangerous. You wear a shell of a helmet and then a mask We're not playing an actual game. There's no bath. So you don't need the actual sweaty hat off me. There you go Ready you can take a step too. Oh Laugh oh kill them. Yeah, take a step and then when you're done, you've got to close your hips So you're facing forward Oh Why are you laughing though? You're really good technique take notes. All right, babe It's all just in your wrist snap so snapped it right at the place where we were practicing Now I'm trying to do it all with my wrist. Yeah, you're supposed to I'm sorry this feels a lot like revenge, and I'm feeling pretty happy about it that concentration No, no step Yeah, it does it provides momentum. Okay, why don't you go back up to go up to 12 o'clock. Are you sure? I'm sure You want to get down with the mask with the stupid fucking About my name is it's literally the best mask in the world. It's not safe. It's not safe You're not wearing the whole mask. You need a shell get a shell All right, what's the sign? Don't do that with your hand It's hard when you do the full thing because then you don't know where it's gonna go I completely forgot I brought something to help you. Here you go. Oh Fuck yeah, I'm a softball player mom. Don't break it. It's vintage and authentic Doesn't fit on my head. It actually doesn't fit. I'm a softball player I'm not giving you any signs fam. You're just warming up right now You look like a mess. I'm afraid to throw it past you. Okay, try not be afraid. No, give me a full motion No, no, no back up a little bit for fuck's sake like that. Yeah, but remember to open and close your hips Now throw it hard. I Can't get any juice on it. You got to snap your wrist. Oh, I didn't do the wrist Get your arm moving real fast and snap your wrist. Don't complain Julian you found the sport. You're not good at This is sliding down my face because you gotta be wearing the hat. So it is something You got to wear the hat wear this I killed my girlfriend I almost died. See that's better, right? No, this just feels like more things on my feet Too out. This is not the sport for me. Give me a kid. I need better coaching. I'm out You're gonna cute with that one. Julian, listen, okay? You're doing a lot of this. Can you wear that more? I'm not gonna give into your weird sick fantasies. I'm sick I'm your coach. You're gonna listen to me. Let me show you what you look like and then you tell me what you think is wrong Your arm is bad and and I'm a hunch doing weird shit But that's how you got to do it no, I'm not this is my athletic I'm not like this. I need to be here. Everything is tall and up So okay, let me try against the fence so I can't wait for my camera Throw it into the street though Julian Is that tall that's much better really that was better. Yes, that's a joke. No, it's not Is that good? Okay, it's kind of flying on my hand now The next thing you can work on Julian is pushing off your back foot and taking a long Well, all you're doing is teaching me speed. I have no momentum. I mean I have no accuracy That'll come push off your foot take a big stride like almost a jump big stride Okay, that was a mediocre stride That's what I'm talking about pause pause pause pause see this is good form you're open to the side And now how you gonna finish it by striking them out, okay, if you don't kill them and hit them with the ball Yes, close your hips and snap your wrist. Yeah, hell. Yeah. Okay. Does that feel better? Yeah All right now pitch to me like that Who's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life? How does it feel? How's your arm feel? That felt good. Everything hurts, but it's good. Painful. You look like you're in genuine pain Hell yeah Julian. Come on. Hell yeah, it's a strike if I've ever seen one. Fucking easy dude. You want me a nice half board, Bibi? I'm trying to get momentum on it. You just called in the closer. Throw me the heat, Bibi Throw me the heat if you're too close Psyche, you're doing it What's your walk-up song? It's Raining Man That was better though, right? That was a little better Okay Next one you throw, babe, here. Give me a real good scream when you let it go, okay? Scream? All good pitchers, like just scream and let it out Like a good like tennis scream? Yeah, in college when we would play a pitcher that would scream, we would yell back as we battled So pitchers would be like It made for some very passive aggressive games It worked. The scream worked Mind you, there's like kids over there too Not as good on that one. Did that hurt your hand? No, I'm just not gonna throw my body in front of you You should block it with your chest. No pass No, I'm here to half ass catch and half ass catch only Give me a good scream Be tall Be blonde Be beautiful Man! Straight So super straight Right in the perfect straight Julian, you got gifts What can I say? I wear a lot of visors Man! Oh shit Hi, baby Change up Change up Oh shit, here we go, baby Man! Oh, it looks just like your fastball Dude, you didn't even know, right? Damn That was tight as fuck Alright, what else you got? Curveball Curveball? See it See that one that died out? Are you laughing at how hard they swung and missed on that one? Or knuckleball? Sure, show me your knuckleball I think that was my best one yet Ain't nobody hitting that Alright, fastball Heater I can do this I'm gonna let this one go Let it all out, Julian Who hurt you? Who hurt you, Julian? Straight I really thought that one was gonna be good Why wasn't that one good? I thought that one was gonna be the best one You're just letting go of the ball too late So instead of like letting go right at the hip You're letting go like over here So I should be letting go right here Every time, right here, every time Oh my god I mean, you're better off having it go into the ground Than go off into the stands and kill a kid Well, there's pros and cons to each I suppose I'm just so ready for the best one yet Tips, cap M'lady Oh shit, she says he's fucked Make sure you scream though Oh, dude That one moved Do you feel confident? I feel more confident in softball than you did in your YouTube Yeah, but you played baseball It's not fair It's totally different Like, one does not simply just pick up a combat sport Okay? Good job Wait, no, me good job No, you called me a non-athlete I didn't call you a non-athlete It told me I couldn't move my legs I said you were moving like a non-athlete I said I could bowl you under the table Don't Respect me Now hit the showers Oh god God damn Go Are you coming or? Thanks for teaching me how to throw softball I'm still really bad at it, but I get it now I think I understand that Like, be tall and then I know I'm a wordsmith Try to keep up Like that I just need to work on the stride And the release point And my hips And my feet And my hands And my motion And my follow-through And my start That's it And then I'll be good It's so sweaty right now But make sure you wake up at like 5 in the morning And do that And then play a game later In the afternoon Bulpence In the morning and then a game Yeah, you know But one of us finished our college career That part's getting cut I got hurt, you dick Hurt, shmere, pussy Play through the pain, you little pussy Oh god Julian, you almost took off my head Oh Make sure you subscribe to my channel For other videos Everybody say such Thursday If you don't fucking let me down I swear to God What are you gonna do? Alright Pay me for my services Pay me for my services I'm gonna call the police I need to call the police Call the police