 What's good boys? This time last year, I actually lied to all of you. I made a video titled playing every Madden ever in one video. What I really did was I played every Madden that I thought it was possible to play. So I ended up playing Madden 14 through Madden 21 at the time. I had to go on eBay and talk to just the most random people to find these. Madden Football 64. This is technically Madden 98, 1998. This was the first ever Madden to be on the SNES so they called it Madden Football 64. Madden 2000. And then the rest of them I actually can play directly from my Xbox. So Madden 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21 and obviously 22 I can download directly to my Series X. The only sad news is technically, technically I am lying to you one more time. The first ever Madden was Madden 1988. This was for the Apple II. It was a home office 8-bit system. This thing is archaic. This is a mysterious fossil from the Paleozeic era. I could not find it anywhere. I did so much research. The only scenario where I could play that Madden is if somebody has Apple II home office system already has Madden 1988 downloaded on it. I don't know who the fuck's got that. Now as a side note, it is technically possible to play Madden 1988 up to Madden 1998 on these shitty little classic reload websites straight off of Google. Honestly, this felt like even more of cheating to me and just conceding defeat. So I don't know if I made the right decision but I'm sticking firm to the decision I made but trust me, this video is an absolute banger so enjoy the rest. You guys know this? Some of you literally don't even know this. This is the equivalent of our HDMI cord and all the TVs in this house and all the monitors we have don't have this hookup anymore. We're gonna go to Best Buy and see if they have a TV that has this hookup. Hi, so what you do is it's gonna be the RCA from the Nintendo. No fucking way. You put the cords in there and then you put your HDMI to your TV and it works like that. Holy shit. It won't be as good though, like audio-wise but it will still play. So you'll be able to... Easy. That was so much easier than I thought it would be. Well, hey, let's count our blessings. We haven't plugged this shit in yet. Holy. Look at it, bro. There it is. No fucking shot. What the fuck? It's actually gonna let me record like this. Hold up, let me see if this saves it. If this fucking dinosaur down here is not... Yeah, dude, if this can do it, the PS2... If that fucker is gonna work. So welcome everyone to the first Madden on the Nintendo 64. Don't be surprised if I changed outfits a few times in this video. This will probably take me multiple days to make. This is going to be gigantic. We're gonna do a custom season here. OG teams. I think this is OG teams. Do they have a New York 1986 team? Cause that's basically gonna be Lawrence Taylor's prime. So Philadelphia is taking on the 86 New York Giants team. I think that's what this is. There's actually a coin toss in these Maddens. Bro, how could... Oh, that's Tails. He called heads. That's my ball. And Madden 2022 does not. I have no idea how to kick. Oh God, damn. I bombed that bitch. Wait, what did I do? Do I have 56? Holy fuck. This is Lawrence Taylor for sure. Oh, this is so sick. Oh, get the pick. No, shit. I don't know how to play this, but that's okay. They really just have OG teams just in the game, bro. Okay. Good tackle, boys. Wait, no shot? He's a God. Dude, look at this dude waters, bro. Look at this fucking guy. Going for the, going for the Hail Mary here, baby. Yes. All right, hit B. No, what are you doing? What are you doing, QB number 11, bro? What are you doing down there? I should have hired a coach, bro. I literally have no idea how to throw the ball. Give me Lawrence Taylor. You're not Lawrence Taylor? No. No, not Fred Waters again, bro. This guy's a God. He's so... They could showboating this? Dude, he just did a ninja fucking samurai selly too. That was so sick. Why is that not in the game? This guy's... Do I have this shit on fucking ultimate difficulty? Look at this dude. He's, oh. I just got showboated on by Madden 1998, bro. I'm rage quitting. I'm a boarding mission. I'm sure I want to abort. I ain't having no kid. All right, that was actually badass. I'm not gonna lie. It's incredibly difficult to figure out. Before you talk shit, bro, this is what I'm rocking with right now, okay? Let's plug Madden 1999 in because we got a lot of Maddens to go through and let's see how that one goes. Madden 1999. Oh my God, there's still the Oilers, bro. 85 overall. The Lions are in 86. Oh my God, I think Barry Sanders is in this game. 94 on the running bags for Lions. This gotta be the Barry Sanders team. Buccaneers in 86. The Cardinals are in 73. Chargers 77. Chiefs 85. Cowboys 87. Dolphins 70. Eagles 72. Let's do Lions versus Packers. Let's do it. It's hard to unlearn everything that I know about playing Madden. All right, let's go, Barry. Let's see that burst of speed. Yup, I see you, Barry. Jesus, dude, he fuckin' slammed me. Oh my God, chill out, bro. Hat back off tackle, okay. We're gonna get this. Let's go, Barry. Let's go, Barry. I don't know how I feel about that. I guess I'm running this. Oh, I can audible. Just press a button. Go, Herman Moore. Oh, Barry. Exactly like fucking Roblox football, bro. I stepped out. Oh, that's what happened. Okay, I might just go up to Herman Moore. Why is Herman Moore's button to throw to him B? If when I click B, he just lays down. Oh, I'm gonna try to throw this to Herman Moore. What are you doing? Pressing all the buttons. I pressed every fuckin' button. Oh, Brad Farr is about to fucking sling on me, bro. He's about to sling on me so hard. All right, honestly, I was getting shellac. I wanna see what this fantasy draft game mode is. So it's random selecting our position in the draft and our team. So I think this is like fantasy football. Jerry Rice is in a hundred overall. Shannon Sharp. Oh my God, Shannon Sharp, bro. So Barry Sanders was off the board absolutely first. Then Steve Young, Brett Farr, Terrell Davis, Bruce Smith, Tony Brackens, Marshall Falk, and then John Elway. Marshall Falk and we got Curtis Martin. Okay, that's actually sick. Somehow we ended up with Jerry Rice. I don't know how the fuck we got Jerry. We got Jerry Rice, Isaac Bruce, and Andre Reed. That is a superstar. Why receiver trio? Holy shit. I don't know who you are, bro, but apparently you're a hundred overall. Who is this guy? How do I not know about this guy? All right, I'm gonna hop into Madden 2000 now. I just can't figure this thing out, bro. I just can't figure it out. I don't know why. Day two, welcome back. We are on to Madden 2000. I'm gonna run a franchise in Madden 2000. Let's make a brand new one. And the tutorial off. I love that they give you an option to turn the tutorial off. I think legally every game should be required to let you turn the tutorial off. In 2000, Marshall Folk won the MVP for the St. Louis Rams. Yeah, I wanna play this. Ravens versus Rams. This game is kinda glitching though. It gives me a little flicker every once in a while. Oh no. Oh no, this is bad. I wanna see how the kicker works. Dude, he has lined up far away from that ball. He's gotta do a hike to get there. Bob, oh, he shaked it. Oh no, he hit it. Ew, I thought he missed that. Let me see if I can get a touchdown, dude. I literally can't even get a touchdown in these games. It's that hard. I'm talking, baby. Dude, so this is what's crazy, right? Okay, so this play right here says slot screen. I can throw it a B. Like if I look over here, it's saying that Isaac Bruce is B. I just slide and hit the ground. Look, are you ready? A, and then I'm gonna hit B. And he just slides his dumb ass out of the ground. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. As fun as this has been, as fun as this has been, I'm ready to upgrade to the PS2. Let's go, boys. Let's go. I just gotta hope that the PS2 works. EA Sports, it's in the game. We have Madden 2001. This is with Eddie George on the cover. EA Sports, it's in the game. This is crazy, dude. Madden NFL 2001. Look at John Madden getting fucking hit. Dude, this is hype, low key. Ooh, they got the cheerleaders in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally all those hits are penalties in today's NFL too. This is also the first year that they actually started doing a cover athlete. If you notice on all those little NES cartridges, it was just John Madden on them. So here's the Bears roster. The best player on the Bears in Madden 2001 is Marcus Robinson. His Barry Minter, Philip Daniels, Bobby Engram. Best player for the Bengals was Corey Dillon. The Bales got Ruben Brown, Phil Hansen, Eric Moulds, Ted Washington, and J. Reimersma. Based in Eland, wow. The Broncos best player is a kicker, tough. Trevor Price, Terrell Davis. Broncos look pretty good. Jameer Miller is a 90 for the Browns. Boren Sapp is a 96 overall for the Buccaneers. Mike Allstad, 96 overall, full back. And then Keyshawn Johnson, Derrick Brooks, John Lynch, Randall McDaniel, ugh. Buccaneers are fucking loaded in 2000. Chargers have a 96 overall, Junior Seau, Rest in Peace, Rodney Harrison. Marvin Harrison, 95, Peyton Mayer. The Colts are gonna be really good. So I think Peyton Mayer wins the MVP the year after this year. Look at how young he is. Bryant Young in a 95 and T.O. at a 90. I kinda wanna play with the Niners. All right, let's run a little exhibition, man. 2001, hopefully I actually know how to play now. Let's take on, let's take on the Redskins. So I'm gonna play against Bruce Smith and Primetime on the Redskins. That's super weird. Look at that. Sprint? Oh my God, Sprint is circled. L1 is special move left, special move right, strip ball. Special move? What the fuck does that mean? Air McNair, what do we got, baby? Is Pickens, oh, look at, oh, look at him. Get up, baby, get up, oh, thick pen. Bro, I literally have no idea who you are. My coach is getting hype. Look at that, baby. He one-hand snagged that shit, too. We're just going with the belly again. Let's see if it's there. All right, clean, give me the spin, huh? Oh, good blocks, boys. Oh, look at Pickens. Wait, no, that's the wrong button. Ah, oh, it didn't matter. Dude, I literally hit the complete wrong button. I'm cracked at this, Madden. I'm cracked at this, Madden, wait. Yup, good blocks. Oh, look at him, look at him. Oh, is that prime time? Oh no, is that Champ Bailey, though? Oh my God, the Redskins defense is in prime time in Champ Bailey. He was there, I should have thrown it sooner. I'm gonna try and hit this corner route. I'm gonna hit Frank wide check. Stevie's open, go, Frankie. Go, Frankie, oh, let's go. Corner routes are OP in 2001 and 2022. Let's go, let's go, Eddie. Let's go, Eddie. Eddie, go. No, you fucking homeless person. Bro, I, oh, I did get it. Let's go get him. Get there, no. Sheesh. So I'm bringing Robertson down and in. Yup, let's get that sprint button going. Hey, good D, that was my man. The computer's going for two. Don't shoot around that ball, you're in trouble. He's not, he's got the pass. He's out of bounds, uh-uh. I'm keeping it with Eddie George, dude. Ooh, maybe not. Oh, okay, Eddie George. Okay, we'll go Eddie. We'll go Eddie here. Oh, good move. Oh, we broke that first tag, they're not the second. Champ Bailey's having a huge game right now. Let's go, baby, we're getting this. Go Pickens, go Pickens, get up. I'm just better. Air McNair, let's go, baby. Let's go. I don't even think I clicked the right button. What the fuck? Oh my God, he's on steroids. He's getting drug tested, bro. All right, let's go here. Let's go to the Dyson vacuum cleaner. Oh, it's for all the Marbles, baby. This is our final play of Madden 2001. I feel like I gotta go to Pickens then. Yeah, I mean, he's my best player. He's my, he's that guy, bro. He's literally that guy. What the fuck? Should have about thrown him the entire time. He's built different, bro. What a stud. Madden 2002. You know, Dante Culpepper played one season for the Lions. Don't want to brag or anything, but. EA Sports, it's in the game. Madden 2002. Dude, I don't know. I think I liked Madden 2001's interest screen a little better. It was a little hyper. This game mode's called Situation. You can put yourself in any situation. It'll load it into the game and then you can play it out. Wait, that's so sick. What was the 2002 Super Bowl like? Yup, Brady spiked the ball and set up Vinatieri's 48-yard field goal attempt to win the game. All right, so let's do that. Let's try to recreate what the Patriots did. So I'm literally recreating the Super Bowl game-winning drive. Oh, but that is drew blood, so not Tom Brady, huh? Okay, what is going on? Where the fuck is Tom Brady? Okay, so Tom Brady was taken by the Patriots in the 2000 NFL draft. This is Madden 2002. What is going on? Brady was not featured in the PlayStation 1, PlayStation 2, or Nintendo 64 versions of Madden NFL 2002, but he was in the Xbox version. He had an overall rating of 51. After winning Super Bowl XXVI, Brady's overall rating jumped to 84. Well, I guess drew blood, so he's gonna do this now. Somebody at Sony Hates University of Michigan actually, they're probably a Spartan just like me. Oh, Glenn, look at Glenn. We gotta get out of boats. Oh no, oh no. I don't think they had a single time out. Also, I just ran a fake punt. Teddy Bruceke? Was he just running a route on that? I wanna see what Belichick, he's gonna be a kind of a young Belichick too. Wiggins maybe? He's kind of blanketed, bro. I'm thinking, I'm thinking Wiggins is gonna be there. Is he? Oh, he's kind of open. No! That was there. I just sold. I literally just sold the Super Bowl. So drew blood, so throws it to Wiggins who does not catch it. And I think the Rams are gonna beat us. I might leave me one second for Hail Mary though. Nope, they drilled it with no point. This is an alternate universe where the Rams win this Super Bowl on a game winning field goal. All right, let's get to the first Madden where Brady actually exists. Madden 2003! The back says the number one selling pro football franchise, the best gets better. And then you know what happened guys? And then 2K came in, made NFL 2K5. It did so fucking good that EA literally had to buy out the rights to Madden to be the only producer of a football video game. EA said, we're too dog shit to make this game better. So we're just gonna throw so much money at the NFL that they have to let us buy out the rights. E-gay sports, it's in the gay stuff. This was the first Madden where you could play other people online. Now obviously the servers are not up. I cannot even attempt to play anyone in Madden 2003 online. And there's a new game mode called the mini camp. Tour NFL cities in the Madden Cruiser. Take a look at this. Tell me what the fuck do you see right here? I see Madden Mobile. Tell me that's not Madden Mobile right there. This is exactly like Madden Mobile live events. D-Line trench fight, DB SWAT ball, QB pocket presents, linebacker chase and tackle. I wanna go running background attack. Running background attack rookie scores many touchdowns as you can, hold down X to sprint. Holy fuck, this is actually, this is actually literally what was in Madden Mobile. Spin, wait, this is actually fucking Madden Mobile, you lazy cucks. Stiff arm. Oh, oh, stay on your feet. I'm a smith. Fucking savage. Get the spin. Oh, no spin there. Let's go, let's go. All right, let's go one more. We need a tutty here. Oh, stay on your feet. Wait, how many did I need for gold? Oh, I need a 22, I need to get it. I gotta get 2200 for gold. Look at the spin. Oh, his ankles are gone. Done four. All right, let's hit that edge, hit the spin. Spin looking OP. Great dive. All right, let's go. We gotta get 2200. Oh, I need that. Oh, maybe not. Let's go Emmett Smith. Too bad bitches. Like I'm a Emmett Smith. Go. Dude, that dude is fast. I gotta read my blocks better. All right, let's see it. Good setup. Get the spin. That's all I'm a smith. I didn't do shit right there. We can definitely get 2200 here. We gotta score on that final play though too. That's the big one. Good spin. Good spin. I'll run him. I'll run him. I'll run him. Let's go. We need one more. We need to get the touchdown here. We get the touchdown here. We got it. Give me the block. Give me the spin. Snap it. Get up, get up, get up. We gotta snap one more. Snap, snap, snap. Let's go. Let's go, let's go. Block. Yes, sir. Pull up the block. I'm a smith. I'm a smith. Let's go. He made it happen. And I earned a Madden card. Bro, it says gate. It's like a cleat. I don't know what the fuck. This means cheat code. When this card is flayed, your broken tackles will increase by 25% for the game. Wait, that's so sick. I guess it's kind of like shoes in 2K where you get like plus five three pointer. Back of the hat bag is quickly as possible to attempt to dive in up a square to sprint and hold down circle. Perfect tackles. Let's get it here. Let's go. Get lit up. Let's go. Yes, sir. Oh no. Thank you for saving me. Thank you for saving me. This could be bad. Barely. Yes, sir. You're done for. Let's go. 2000, we need 2000. Perfect tackle. We're gonna get it. We're getting it right here. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Two more good tackles. Oh, that's edge. That's edge. No. No. No. Dude, I had it. I still could technically get it. These are perfect, maybe. One more. I need a huge one right here. Let's go. Yes. Let's go. I got gold. Dude, what? Wait, is that Clemens show voting? It better be. Bro, this is about to be like a wheel and mud challenge. However many I can score in 2003 minicamp is, I don't know. Madden. 2004, this was a revolutionary Madden. I'd say most every person above the age of 30, if you try to talk to them about Madden, they will never shut the fuck up about Madden 2004 and Michael Vick. If you just even mention it in their stratosphere, they're like, Michael Vick and Madden 2004. It's like, all right, dude. Sorry, I was six years old when that game came out. Supposedly, this is one of the most broken video game characters of all time. E, gay, sports, it's in the gay. Oh, get around it, Vick. Oh, he's got so much room. Absolutely torched his ankles. That is not fair at all. Holy shit. All right, let's throw it at price here. Actually throw the ball. He's zooming. Yeah, let's see if we can get around the left side here. Oh, they're QB containing. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Vick is out. Oh, I need one yard still, I think. Yup, get through this. That's just fucking stupid. That's just ridiculous. Wow, I just, I spawn and still truck through him. Ugh, kinda. I guess I got four yet. I just decked a fucking referee. Did you see that? Dude, he got flattened. That's hilarious. Get the edge, get the edge, go. Oh no, he didn't get that. That's fourth and three, what? Should probably be able to get this. Oh my God. This is so stupid. This should be a touchdown. Give me that block. Give me that block! Touchdown! It's Michael Vick's fucking broken, dude. Holy shit, they weren't lying. All right, that's pretty much all I wanted to do with Madden 04. I'm gonna throw this. Oh, throw it, throw it, throw it. Darn it, so good. Let's check out 05. Madden 05. Ray Lewis on the cover. Fear the D? Sounds like something, you know what? Actually, I'm not gonna say that joke. EA Sports, it's in the game. Broncos, EA Sports, it's in the game. NFL, 2005. Hey cheerleader, hey, hey, she's hitting that shit. Let's go franchises then. We haven't done any franchise. We're gonna make a trade here on my Colts franchise. We're gonna trade, let's go. We just gotta just sink on the Colts. All right, that was honestly a horrible fucking trade, but I really don't care. Capture the flags as quickly as possible. Spin a rip left and a rip right to shove. Okay. Ooh, wait, this is sick. Oh, I just keep going? Oh, that was sick. Give me, throw this shit. Good. Yikes, that was tough. Yo, that's like Larry Allen right there, bro. Oh, the triple, the triple team. Oh, I just got shit on. I just got shit on. Holy fuck. Oh, oh no, I'm not gonna get any points now. Oh, did I at least get bronze there? I think maybe I got bronze there. That was so tough. Dude, for me more than anything, it's how quickly this stuff loads is honestly so impressive. I'm gonna take a strength up to a 76. Cause like on the new Madden, shit loads so slow, but you're on like a super charged Xbox. Like how is this shitty PS2 doing this so well? I'll try and stay on Dwight Freeney, but for now I'll be on Brock. Oh, it's Drew Brees. And that's a fumble? Get on it. That was embarrassing, you guys. How did we not pick that up? Hey, we are making his life hell right now. I got Reggie Wayne and Chad Johnson. He's not even Ocho Cinco yet. I don't think he's legally changed his name to Ocho Cinco quite yet. All right, let's just bomb him one. Go get it, holy shit. That's a laser. Oh, I don't even think he's number 85 on this team now, is he? He's not, he's 82 on this team. So he'd be Ocho, Ocho Dose. We're just looking for Ocho Cinco after he cuts. There's the cut. Uh-oh, he's not open. Edger and James is open. He's got it. Oh, what a play. All right, now I gotta get Ocho Cinco. At least a two point, bro. We'll give him a little slant route. Oh, that's not a slant. That'll work. That'll work. Ocho Cinco, got him. All right, we did what we needed to do in Madden 2005. Let's see 2006. Oh my God, Madden 06. This is the first Madden that had Superstar mode. It was basically the actually sick career mode that EA has never done again because they're a bunch of cucks. Holy shit. THX? Is that the thing for the movies? Sports, it's in the game. Hi, my name's Lauren with the Miami Dolphins. That's the type of, that's what I'm fucking talking about. Mad NFL license. Let's go! Exclusive NFL license. Yeah, this is when EA got sick of competing. EA is the equivalent of like, EA is the equivalent of someone saying, yeah, but my dad will sue you. It's basically what they said to 2K after 2K started to make a better game than them. Game modes, NFL Superstar, no shot. You can, dude, look at this. You can import a player from NCAA football 06 or you can import an NFL street player. Welcome to, you know, I personally never played this. I've seen a lot of videos on it. NFL Superstar is a new single player game mode that allows you to live the life of an NFL player from the moment he enters the NFL until the day he retires. Your best physician choice is QB. Your father has a very high IQ. He goes fishing and he reviews new music. My mother's a bus driver and her IQ is 113? Then how the fuck is she a bus driver? All right, let's try that again. Best physician choice is punter. And my mother's a housewife. Now that's what I'm talking about. My dad's a pro soccer player. That's why I'm a punter. Okay, let's try that again. And my father has 90 do. Why is my father a fucking idiot? He's a social worker who skis and he's with this runway model who does mountain climbing. I'm being a water receiver. My best magician choice is kicker. He could be a fucking kicker. My dad was a pro bowl kicker and a ballroom dancer. My mother was a paramedic who bowls and they're both fucking idiots. All right, this is it. And I'm a kicker number one from Texas. I like that. Oh wait, no, that's my body size. Oh, I'm gonna be a fucking beefy ass kicker. I'm gonna be the beefiest kicker you've ever seen. Yeah, with absolute fucking biceps. All right, we're off to something. Let's go. Our apartment is right to move into and your career begins. I'm in an apartment and I'm in the NFL, my broke. Terrell Davis just texted me, bro. Why is Terrell Davis texting that kicker? Yo man, it's TD. Just wanted to see how you move. I heard you got a nice little place over on the east side. Don't worry, pretty soon you have enough money to get a real smooth place. Hope everything is all set up at the new place. I can't wait to see what you've done with it now. Mentor meeting, sign and age you? IQ test? 11 plus 22 equals three times what? 11, right? I like to lead a chill lifestyle sometimes, which defines the least like the others. That'd be Apple, because these are liquids. What is your favorite type of cartoon? Anything with humor? Heavy is to light as bold is to timid. What does a great player possess? Talent, baby. Circle is to globe as square is to cube. I like to get the attention of all the people in the room. They already do, baby. What is Carson Palmer's career passer rating? Cannot be 104.1. I'm gonna say 85.9. How do you feel about speaking in front of a crowd? Excited, baby. Which word is the most close to the synonym of rapport? To build rapport is like to build good, like a good standing with someone, although I don't know. What is dissension? I think it might be strife. Oh, time expired. I scored a 50%. I didn't realize there's a timeline. Just like my mother and father, it turns like I'm a fucking idiot, bro. All right, we're going to the NFL Jabb, baby. Let's see where I end up. I don't think anyone's taking a kicker in the first round. Thomas Davis, Derek Johnson. Wait, this is so cool. Aaron Rodgers just got picked 24. Heath Miller, Logan Mankins. I've been dragged by the Bengals in Rump three pick 19. Okay. Look at, look at me, bro. I'm so, dude, I'm so fucking fat. Oh my God, am I even gonna hit this, bro? Oh my God, accuracy is so hard. Dude, that shit moves so fast. I'm a worst kicker in the fucking league. Dude, it took me so long to even get there. Yeah, all right, I'm moving on to Madden. I'm moving on to Madden 07. So the good news is every Madden after Madden 06 and up to Madden 14 has Superstar mode and then they just got rid of it. They just completely got fucking rid of it. It's just so EA, because it's so cool. Madden 07, Sean Alexander on the front. I believe that's Sean Alexander. E, gay, sports, it's in the gay. Madden 07, I think I'm gonna go with historic teams. The best historic team I've found is the Packers. It's 97, 98, 97. This also has every team's record this year and the Lions were better than the Packers. Five to 11, four and 12. That's crazy, four and 12 Jets. Jaguars were 12 and four. Giants were 11 and five. Niners were four and 12. You know, I'm actually gonna play as the Giants. I'm not gonna do historic. I'm gonna play as the Giants because the Giants have Tiki Barber and I wanna use Tiki Barber. Stun's on teaming. This is the all-time Giants. It looks like they don't actually have their last names. That's kind of a bummer. Where's Lawrence Taylor? All right, let's get to the edge here with Tiki Barber. We're in goal line set. Third and three. We're going with hat back, slip screen. It's definitely open. We just gotta get the angle. Let's go. Good juke. Hey, we're out to the 50. I don't know who 87 is over there but we're bombin' one to him. I feel like I should know who that is. Oh, he's open. Eli. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. How did I not get that? All right, we're gonna go Tiki Barber to the edge. Oh, he might have it. No, he don't. See if I can hit L1 here over the middle. Oh, he's not there but he's square. Are you there? No, he caught it but I'm on like the one. Fake field goal run. I didn't even know they had these in the old games. We're going fake field goal run right here. Oh boy. Oh boy. I don't think this shit's gonna work. Go. Go. This shit, that actually worked. Honestly, this Madden doesn't have anything different from the last Madden so I didn't wanna spend too much time on this but I did just get a fake field goal touchdown so I'll go for our two point here and then we can update to the next one and I'm not even gonna get it tough. EA Sports, it's in the game. Hey, Vince Young. Let's see it baby, Madden. Oh, eight. Okay, so Madden 08. Madden 08 says it has all new read and react system. They're just pulling shit out their ass. I'm doing this real quick. I wanna see if this is cool or not. Rushing skill drill, shake the dummies, master the running game by learning and perfecting new rushing moves. This drill will teach you to react quickly to defenders and help you get more control using special moves under pressure. This is like, oh, what? Holy fuck. Look at this demon thing fucking following behind me, bro. What the fuck is this, bro? So you can cut and juke as two different buttons. Dude, look at that big ass fucker behind me, bro. Look at that shit. This is too funny. Oh my God. And then I'm gonna go R1 to cut right and I'll go for this. Holy shit, I have to like rifle it between these fucking massive dudes. Ooh, what the fuck is this? Oh, what? Dude, the dudes at EA were just fucking around. They were just fucking around. They have no clue what they're doing here. I'm throwing lasers though. Oh, I just got lurked, bro. They probably just copied like PS2 Madden and put it straight on your phone. They probably didn't do anything different. Okay, I'll take 4,700, not bad. Yeah, I don't wanna bore you guys too much. Obviously some Maddens are literally like copy pastes of each other and then some Maddens, they actually came out with new shit, but doesn't look like there's anything super new in this one. Madden 2009, Brett Favre on the cover. Says the most authentic gameplay ever. You could literally put that on every single Madden that you've ever come out with. Madden 09, Brett Favre on the cover. Brett Favre has been in a lot of Maddens now because when we played Madden 98, maybe 99, there was Brett Favre. Dude, Packers are so fucking blessed. Packers fans, you have nothing to complain about ever, bro. You guys have had two back-to-back and God-tier quarterbacks. Favre is on the cover as a Packer, but in 2009 he played for the Vikings. Second, do we have Aaron Rodgers? Let's go into trades if we can, if it'll let us. Kinda want a wide receiver or a running bag. Inquam Bolden, Larry Fitz. There's the Damien Tomlinson. I don't think we could even get him. Tony Gonzalez, Terrell Owens. Do you think they'd give me Terrell Owens? Gambit has an A value. I don't know if they do this. Holy shit. So we just got, we now have Aaron Rodgers and TO. Am I gonna get a kick return? Oh, I always get like out to the 50. I've never got a kick return there, though. All right, I got TO over there on the fucking Packers. And he's wide open and he got that shit. Let's go. All right, that shit's OP. That's OP. Let's go. Wow, this is the most efficient I've been able to score in a single man enough to this point. I think we're about to see a huge graphics update when we go to Madden 10 on the Xbox 360. And I damn near just got kick return done. All right, I kind of think I found the cheat code because I've got Donald Driver and Terrell Owens plus young Aaron Rodgers. TO, this is so fucking busted. Man, this is too easy. Another bomb to TO. This one's perfectly fine. Why is it so easy? Why was it so hard before? TO. I'm getting out the Xbox 360. Let's go. Madden 10 on the Xbox 360. This was the first cover to feature two athletes. My first experience with Madden 10 and holy shit. The graphics are a million times better than the PS2. Ed Reid, he got Stephen Jackson on the Rams. Tom Brady, Richard Seymour on the Pats. Greg Jennings here on the Packers. Calvin Johnson, I guess I'll go Lions. He's an 86. Okay, we should be able to make this trade. I have to imagine it except this. Two first rounds in Stafford for Aaron Rodgers. We also have Dante Colt Pepper. He's kind of fucking washed. Franchise got a massive update. This is way easier to maneuver than the PS2 one was. Oh wow, yeah. This is really, this is really getting into Madden now. All right, another handoff. They are going nowhere. Detroit Lions won the NFL Championship in the second season of League of 1935. So we haven't been good since 1935. Good to know. Not sure if it's any good, but oh, he's going to be there. He's there. What a ball. I'm going to hit Megatron again. Look at Aaron Rodgers for the Lions, bro. It's just too weird. It's just too weird. Oh, did you catch that shit? No, Rodgers, Rodgers, Rodgers, let's go. What is Madden test? What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? I hit the wrong button there. All I'm doing is hitting A. I'm outrunning all my blockers too. I don't even feel like I have to do anything. I'm going to truck him. Let's go. I'm trucking this dude too. Yep, didn't even matter. This is bizarre. It's kind of weird. Honestly, that's all I wanted to see. I'm throwing in 2011. Drew Brees on the cover. Simpler, quicker, deeper. Played games in half the time. Fewer buttons, more moves. Play as a team. Got it. So absolutely nothing is new. Understood. 11 was the first ever Ultimate Team. However, obviously the servers are not available for this game, so you can't access it. But how cool would it be if I could actually go back to Madden 11's Ultimate Team? I think Madden 16 might be the earliest I can actually access Ultimate Team. But this is basically when everything went downhill. They thought of the Ultimate Team mode and then they just scam people out of their money and don't really update shit because they don't have to. Everyone's going to play Ultimate Team. Game modes, there is still NFL Superstar. Play as an NFL rookie, create a Superstar. Gronk? Look how young Gronk is. He's a little baby, bro. I'm going to be Gronk. I'm coming out the backfield like a full bag, baby. Come on, Brady. Come on, Brady. Dude, you're so homeless. Cool concept, but it doesn't really work. Let's create a Superstar quarterback. My name is Teehee. I got drafted to the Buccaneers. Winslow! Winslow! Got him! Blazer! Big time. All right, now I'll just sim to when I'm on the field again. This is play action. I don't know how I feel about it, but whatever. See if he, oh, he toasted him. He toasted him. Oh, I don't think I threw that hard enough. Oh, I did. Caught! Winslow! Winslow, outside release! He's got him! What a ball! Is that a toddy? Oh! Oh, we need one yard. I don't know what this play is. Oh, yes. Let's go. Let's go, Teehee. I'm a fucking animal, dude. I can just keep letting him up, too. Ooh, let's go for it. Let's go for it. Got him! Another toddy. Another toddy. Dude, it looks like half the stadium left, too. Damn, the whole Dolphin Stadium left, bro. Player of the game is N.Teehee. 10 completions, 218 yards, two touchdowns. I'm the old spy swagger. Player of the game. Look at that. You can see that's what the first ever Madden Ultimate Team card looked like. A Carson Palmer, 90 overall quarterback. Combines the fun of fantasy football with the depth of franchise mode into an extremely fun and deep game mode. Downhill, ever since. E. Gay Sports. It's in the gay. So for Madden 12, I want to score a touchdown with Peyton Hillis. The Browns went 5-11 yet, you're by the way. So crazy that a 5-11 team had to cover athlete. I made it a holiday presentation game, so it says happy holidays there for you. Mark Sanchez, the Mark Sanchez Jets who are in his face. All right, Hillis. I need you to clutch up. I'm getting fucking flooded, but don't, don't, don't, don't. Where are all the? Everyone just got pancaked. And I also didn't get a block on that safety. Why did that happen? Everybody got pancaked. Peyton Hillis put the team on your fucking back, bro. I'm getting flooded by Mark Sanchez. You have to stop this madness. Wait, what was that? Was he trying to pitch? What did he just do? I thought that was a showboat. Let's go. Peyton Hillis finally putting us back in this game. All right. And I just shanked a piss on his kick. Honestly, that's all I wanted to do. And I'm sick of Mark Sanchez's bitch ass scoring on me. So I'm moving on to Madden 13. The Megatron Edition. This Madden you could actually talk to. It was when the first one with the connect feature. Physics you can feel. Madden 13 delivers next generation gameplay today. The all new infinity engine delivers real time physics. No, it's crazy. The Detroit Lions got two straight cover athletes. We got Megatron on 13. And then there was Madden 25, which meant the 25th anniversary of Madden. And Barry Sanders was on the cover of that. So there's technically two covers. Play as the Lions. I'm trying to get a little Megatron tutty here. It's the Papa John's coin toss. That's what they called that right there. They, EA might be worse than me as far as selling out. Holy shit. All right, Nate Burleson. Wow, that's a name I have not seen in a long time. Okay. All right. I think I'm actually gonna be able to hit Brandon Pettigrew here. All right. Let's see what we got here. I'm trying to score, but it ain't easy. Oh my God. Third down. We get it in. Let's go. All right. I want to see the depth chart here on a Madden 13. Derral Revis 99, Megatron, DeMarcus Ware, Aaron Rodgers, Patrick Willis, Jared Allen, Justin Smith, Drew Brees, Tom Brady. Holy shit. That's actually six. So this is just all the best players in the game. Chris Johnson, 90 overall with 99 speed. Mike Wallace with 99. Roger Barney, 98. Deshaun Jackson, 98. Devin Hester, 98. Yo, actually what I want to do, I'm putting in Madden 25 so I can go off with Adrian Peterson. And then after that, we're actually onto the Series X for Madden 15 and beyond. All right, let's do it. 98, 99. These are all the games we've just been playing, bro. We just went through all of those. Madden 25, we are in. I'm going to do the skills trainer. No question. I want Adrian Peterson. Adrian Peterson is a 99 overall in this. He's fucking busted. To Adrian Peterson, I'm going to run right through you, dude. He's so fucking busted. Oh, hey. I can pretty much just run through him every time. I just stop and go at the computer. Come here, motherfucker. Wow. That animation is disgusting. Look at that. Can I get it again? Oh, I got tackled. They don't have the gauntlet in this. I think Madden 15 was the first time they had the gauntlet, which I would love to play right now. I think I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do actually? I'm going to score as Chris Johnson. I want that 99 speed Chris Johnson. CJ2K to the edge. This has got to work, baby. He's got to be so frrrrty, so fucking fast. Wait, he's going to get a touch up. That block! Holy shit, that block. Also, I don't know how to show both of these men's. Holy fuck. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. He was like Millie rocking, bro. I didn't even know that was a thing in 2014. Clean. Holy shit. Dude, the downfield blocking from the Titans is just superb. I understand why Derek Henry does so well. Four rushes, 150 yards. Edge, edge, maybe, maybe. It's just too easy. I don't even know who that is. Ryan Fitzpatrick was holding that kick, too. All right, boys, you know what? I think this is going to take us finally into our Xbox Series X Madden games. That's going to be 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, and 22. Holy shit. I have been recording for now seven hours. Let's do it, boys. I'll see you on that one. Day three, welcome back. And guess what? I lied to you guys for the second year in a row. Madden 15, I cannot find on eBay. I cannot find on Amazon. At some point between today and the last seven days, it got manually removed from my Xbox library. It got taken out. So look, I got Madden 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, and 22 just chilling in here. I just want to set my excuses up as best I can right now. So number one, it's just been completely removed from my game library. Obviously, I've had it before. It just doesn't exist in here, right? It wasn't even that I can't download it. They removed it. I already had it in my library. They took it out. I have no idea why they did this for the second year in a row. I just lied straight to your guys' faces and I feel so bad. I'm so sorry. So we're taking a little leap here. We're just gonna pretend that that whole year didn't exist. Madden 16, the year of the Odell catch. Madden 16 was the first ever draft champions. This was also the year though, that the first ever true Gatorade skills trainer came out. So we're gonna do the skills trainer right now. I believe Jamal Charles is still on the Chiefs. So for Madden 16, we're definitely doing the skills trainer if we can't do draft champions. Let's go Jamal. Let's go Jamal Charles. It's gonna be fun, baby. The gauntlet, baby. My high score is 34. See, we can beat that today. And yes, it is definitely Alex Smith. Oh shoot. I don't actually know how to do a touch pass. I goofed this already, bro. That's not a touch pass, it's a lap pass. I literally just lost a lap. Okay, what the fuck? I just failed on first try twice, but I can't even get a first. I literally failed on first try three times now. Let's get it. Let's get it, Jamal. The ball carry needs to pass through a hot spot to pass the rep. Oh, it's Alex Smith has to do this. Get in there, buddy. Get in there, buddy. You're homeless. You're homeless. How did you not get in that? Inside zone, let's make the read. Clean. Oh boy. The punting boss. Down the punt before the defense or covers. I don't know what I needed to do. Down it, down it, down it, down it. Did I do it? I did it. Let's go. High pass again. Let's get it up there to him. Clean. Oh, I'm throwing the blocks, huh? Oh no. Oh no. I can't switch off. All I can throw is one block. All right. I just can't hit the deck. I just gotta throw, yeah. Let him throw it. Yep. Now we throw one more. Yup. Jamal, you better get your bitch ass in the end zone, buddy. Run the ball and score a touchdown. Let's get it. Look at the blocking, bro. I didn't have to do shit. What a play. Score a touchdown. Let's get it. I'm pretty sure this is the one where you just outrun him. Just gotta pull him to a side. Put on the burners. Ah! I'm trying to remember how I did this one. Gotta get around the edge. Yup. Yup. Oh no. Dude, why is this one so tough for me right now? All right. Let's just get downhill. Up, downhill. Get a juke. Oh, he fuckin' showed me how to bounce. Ah! I'm going to Madden 17. See if I can get a better skills trainer there. This might be the most copy-paste Madden I have ever seen. They didn't change shit. In fact, the only difference is right here, they used to say draft champions, but now on the bottom left, it says draft champ. This is like embarrassingly the same thing. Best player in the game, the 99 club consists of four players, Luke Keekley, Vaughn Miller, JJ Watt, and Rob Gronkowski. You got Klomac at 98, Aaron Donald at 98, Julio at 98, Rogers, Antonio Brown on the Steelers, Marshall Yanda, Tom Brady, Bell, Matt Ryan, Eric Weddle, Cam Chancellor, Odell on the Giants, baby. Cameron Jordan, Tyron Smith, and Dominique Nsu. So Bell is still at 96. I might go with the Steelers this time. Shady McCoy, David Johnson, Jamal Charles, Zeke Elliott, Devonta Freeman, Adrian Peterson. Lamar Miller is the fastest running back. Do I play with Lamar Miller or do I play with the Steelers? I think I'm going to go with Steelers so I can go Levy on Bell. My high score here is 26. All right, let's beat that. Easy, use the force. Don't allow the running back to reach the hotspot. Oh, can we get there? Hey, Amir Abdulla ain't going for shit. Outside zone, Levy on Bell, same thing, except for R2. Dude, they really don't give a fuck. This is the exact same game as Venn 16. And I get it, most Venns look kind of similar, but this one is like particularly aggressively the same fucking thing. You're a bitch. No, no. Yeah, broke his ass twice. Cut that shit back. Oh, yep, body guard, same one as last one, dude. Dude, how homeless are you, bro? You're the best running back in the game and it's not even close. Ooh, I get an extra life. The ball carry needs to pass to a hotspot. Okay, look at Bell. Get over top. Same shit, different day, baby. All right, Darius Haber Bay, same shit, different day, baby, right there. Yes, sir. Where are you smoking? So I got to throw Matt early, huh? I got to go super early. Although I don't know about this one. Ooh, all right, that's one that's gonna work. Media day, this is one of my favorite ones. I got to score a touchdown during the media day. I can't run into my teammates. All right, good. I should be able to run left around all this. Bell is very good for this. I'm beating my high score already. I'm at 26, I have four lives. Oh shit, I'm this big boy, dude. Ooh, can you make that throw though? Big Ben. Oh, this is my big Ben. We're still good at football, huh? Ooh, this is not a good route combo for this at all. Oh, he should be able to do it. Oh no, he probably can't. Yikes. Those routes sucked for that. I could have done it on the first one, but I went too fast. Ooh, kind of low power, but I should still hit that. Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Let's go. Stay in the hot spot for the length of the time without getting tackled. Then scramble to avoid defenders. Okay, where's the double team? Good, give me a block. Give me a block running back. Bell, what are you doing, buddy? Bell, can I fucking help you? Oh my God, I got it anyway. Bell didn't even block for shit. Oh, shit. I probably got to get closer to the end zone. It's my last life. There's no shot in hell he could have tackled me at any point there. Gain a first down on the play. I'm looking for Rodgers over the middle. Money. Isn't the gauntlet end at 40? I might beat the gauntlet. A few moments later. Oh, yes. Oh, you're out of pounds. 37! Hey, my last high score is 26. Let's go. All right, you know what? As much shit as I was talking about in 17. That was exciting. That was fun. Madden 18 now. Okay, Madden 18. Tom Brady on the cover. This is the oldest Madden that the servers are still up on. So not only could I do ultimate team, but I can do draft champions too. So you guys have probably seen the video where I played with this team, but this is my team for Madden 18. It's so cracked. Dude, I had Golden Ticket Mike Vick. I had a Golden Ticket Randy Moss. It's Bo Jackson. It's just unstoppable. I had Golden Ticket Kyle Fuller. 99, yeah, this team was so cracked. Todd Bowles, Andy Reed, Jason Garrett. I'll go Jason Garrett. That guy is working at McDonald's right now, so. 94, Jimmy Smith, okay. Not two, yep. Now we're talking. I was about to say we didn't get any shakes. Oh, now we're fucking onto something. Jonathan Ogden, let's go. AJ Green, Bob and Wilkerson. 97, back to back to back. DeSean Jackson, Michael Thomas, or Mike Evans. We'll go slant man just for the overall, even though I think DeSean Jackson is better. Oh, shit. I'm definitely, I might get a 90. Oh, big one. Big one. Big one, quarterbacks to 98, Eli? I don't want this Eli at all. It's not like I'm playing anyway. This is versus the CPU, so. Jerome Bettis, or Larry Wilson. We gotta take Larry Wilson. We have no strong safety right now. That's huge. I think we go Ray Lewis and he'll shuffle my, yep, that should be a 90. 91 offense, 80, 90 offense, 90 overall. That is hype. High overall draft is not equal. Good team. We'll strap one more for sure. First, start them out with a free safety. Okay, next up is a 96. We take Campbell. Yeah, I think we can get linebackers a little easier. So I won't take Merciless. We'll go Amari Koop, Todd Gurley, or Adrian Peterson. I like Adrian Peterson a little better. I'm gonna go Adrian Peterson. This draft is not looking good. I don't know if this is gonna be a 90. We would need so many crazy rounds in a row to get a 90 at this point. Oh, okay. Now we're talking. Now we're talking a little bit. I'll go with the right tackle, so I guess move to left tackle. Can't have all the sauce. We do get Warren Moon though. Love Warren Moon. On our legends realm, we got Bruce Smith, John Randall, Ed Reid. What a sick top three, dude. You get fucking shit. You get Uncle Sharp, Megatron, and Primetime. But look at that, bro. That's an 88 overall. That's two overalls worse than the last round. I won't kill you guys with another skills trainer, but I do want to see the rosters here. So who made the 99 club? Aaron Donald, JJ Watt, Rob Gronkowski. Wow, the cover athlete isn't even a 99. That's kind of crazy. Vaughn Miller 98, Julio 98, Antonio Brown, Brady to get a 98 though. Rogers, Khalil Wagner, Keekley, Zach Martin, Harrison Smith, Jordan. Michael Thomas was young, dude. Fresh out of Ohio State. All right, let's hop in to Madden 19. I don't know what I want to do on Madden 19, but this is the Antonio Brown cover. I will say, I don't remember at all what my ultimate team looks like on Madden 19. I have no idea. I'm excited to see what it looks like. Oh my God. I literally forgot what this screen looked like. This was the first year for, what actually been the second year for long shot? Just probably one of the stupidest, shittiest, dumbest things ever. I have 1.6 million coins. We can definitely open packs. What does my team look like? 96 overall? Oh, I have this crazy rare O'Dell. This is when O'Dell got traded to the Browns. He got this movers card and he was nothing but dog shit on the Browns, to be honest. And now he's all right on the Rams. But yeah, this O'Dell card was cracked. This Tyree Kill was incredible. Literally incredible the whole year. He gave him 98 speeds so early. The Saekwan was super good. Kyler was cracked. Lorenzo Neal, Kenan Allen. Yup, Bobby Wagner, Ray Lewis, Lawrence Taylor. Vandorash dude, this Vandorash was like a goat and wheel of mud dude. He saved my life so many times. Well, let's open some packs. There's Ultimate Legends fantasy packs. Now let's do it. Let's see if we can, I don't think they leave golden tickets in. But how hilarious would it be if I just saw stuff like a fucking golden ticket? This was the first year of any pack animations. They weren't. You can definitely say we've come a long way on pack animations. Compared to what we got now, this is pretty dog water. There's a lot of different pack animations in here though. Holy shit. Legends, I remember that. A lot of animations in that. That was pretty cool. That is a full legend. That's a big legend. Chris Carter, full legend. Let's go. That's Ultimate Legend. You get like a different, that's Ultimate Legend high. Bro, I need this luck on the new. I just pulled a full fucking Ultimate Legend. Wait, did they juice these packs or did I just actually get super lucky? Okay, Loki, I think I just got insanely lucky. I did get a 93 right there. Team builder. Okay, that's ass, ass, ass. Okay, no, I just got insanely fucking lucky. Now this was the first year that they changed around mud draft and in my personal opinion, this is when it went downhill. What does a draft look like in Madden 19? Okay, great start. Luna is upset with me. Uh, I like Steve Smith. Luna, no, no. A very young Noah Phant. I can do that. Jonathan Abram. Eddie Jackson. Dude, isn't that crazy? It's a Chicago Bears player and it says NFL playoffs. Isn't that crazy? Andre Roberts, speed demon, bro. Let's do it. Ah, Gilmore was really, really, really good. Yeah, I'm gonna go Gilmore. Let's go high tower. I already got Kwan Alexander. He's really solid. Oh, we got Kyler. Skyler's cracked, boy. We got 90. Ooh, God, this draft is so good. If you guys are wondering, the draft looks like it's an insane overall and it kind of is, but they start you with core elites this year. And that's why I always thought that draft shape, it's kind of went downhill because it just made this shit too easy. And like, I'm gonna end with probably 92 overall here. Ooh, Ed Reid or Andre. Which Reid do I take? I think I'm gonna take Ed Reid. He's gonna be a absolute, my secondary is disgustingly good. We've got the Shawn Jackson or McCaffrey. Wow, let's do McCaffrey. Let's go Nick Balsett. I'll move the other one to the right end. Look at that, it's a 93 overall draft. I wasn't even that good of a draft, I didn't think. Let's make the Detroit Lions good somehow. Oh my God, Matt Patricia. I fucking hate Matt Patricia. Let's go to the fantasy draft. Let's start the fantasy draft. And we got round one pick 20. Con Brady's still in there. Von Miller's still in there. Aaron Rodgers still in there. So we're rebuilding the Detroit Lions right now. We're gonna take God Tier cover athlete, Antonio Brown. Coach, do they seem to think it's a good pick? I don't know if it's the greatest pick in the world but I don't really care. Round two pick 13. Who's still in there? Grant Castellana, I kind of AB and Grant. I kind of want Andrew Luck. Let's hope Andrew Luck falls to me. Let's say Rob Gronkowski and let's just hope Andrew Luck falls. I don't think he will. Round three pick 20. Quarterbacks left. Oh, oh no, someone did take him. But Drew Brees is still in there. Let's take Dak, bro. They're saying I reached but I don't really care. I want Dak. Next pick, Cam Chancellor. Don't mind if I do. Johnathan Joseph? Okay, I got two corners now. And I'm gonna let the computer take over for the rest. This team is kind of a cracked Lions team right here. We've got Dak Prescott and Antonio Brown. Rob Gronkowski, this is gonna be fun. 85 overall for the Detroit Lions. Got Charles Lino, O'Semily, Jason Kelsey, Brandon Brooks. Got a shitty right tackle. That is a bummer. We've got Gronk at tight end. Pierre Garçon, Damian Harris. All right, let's play a game, baby. Simulate that bullshit. Let me play the good plays only. Defense needs a crucial stop here. So they're sending in Papamix. Ooh, we're in nice and zoomed in here. Oh yeah, the graphics. The graphics are catching up now, boys. After so many Maddens. Oh, and that's a stop. It's definitely Nick Foles on the Raiders. It's Nick Foles on the Raiders. Antonio Brown, Gronk. This should be an Antonio Brown touchdown, bro. Ain't no shot he's guarding that. AB! That's my cover athlete right there. All right, let's see him. Yup, yup. Oh, you can't guard that shit. You can't guard that. Well, okay. Big Gronk, aggro, right here. Boom, boom! That's my boy! Rob Gronkowski on the Lions. You gotta love that. All right, that's all I needed for Madden 19. That's more than enough. Madden 20, bro. One of my all time favorites. The first Madden to have true abilities. So the first year of Superstar KL. I think, let's take a peek at my team. But I think Superstar KL makes the most sense for Madden 20. It's when it came out. Golden ticket Lamar, golden ticket Cam, Barry, CD Lamb, Tyree Kill, golden ticket Gentry. This is even better than my Madden 18 team, actually. This is the best team I've probably ever had. Let's go do a round of Superstar KL. I really don't expect anyone to be on. Well, I guess we can try. If there's someone online, I'll be really impressed. But this was the best year of Superstar KL. So, John Madden's fundamentals. DJ Khaled's Florida Keys, Lil Yachty's team. The magicians have RPOPX on bubble. And this is also the year that RPOPX on bubble is broken. Derek Henry, I see you. This is gonna be really good. He's gonna be broken. And a defensive pick for our next one. Ooh, we get a legendary John Randall. All right, boys. So looking good right now. Oh my God, I got into a game fucking instantly. What? I guess people do know how good Madden 20 is. They nerfed the hell out of this play after it got abused so much this year. No matter what you do, it's so fucking good. There goes Derek Henry for four. Clean. There's his user chase. Nope, we're gonna throw the bubble. Great blocks right there. And yeah, that's another 10 yards. Sketchy pass. Whoa, also a horrible pass. He completely missed him. Oh, look who's wide open. Dalvin Cook on fourth down. Dude, even when you know it's coming and you try to user it, sometimes you will get blocked. I'm gonna go right through you. Great train's not doing it, but it doesn't really matter. We're just absolutely marching down this field right now. And look at that. That's a touchdown. Derek Henry, he's in. Let's go. That was kind of glitchy, but hey, it works. All right, peek zone bubble for my two point conversion. Oh, we'll just take this right up the middle. And that is the beauty of our PO peek zone bubble. Eight to zero. So Andre Reed has a million and a half abilities. John Randall's got reach elite. Oh, I didn't even get to see. He might just bomb it to Andre Reed. Unlucky, sir. Great play, Marlon Humphrey. I'm gonna get too addicted to Madden 20 and play it way too much. This video is also recorded for now, I think a grand total of nine hours. So I need to move on to Lamar Jackson on the cover, Madden 21. Got a lot of memories on this Madden too. I guess it makes sense that for Madden 21 we play the yard, right? This is definitely my wheel of mutt team. Joe Burrow, Barry Sanders, Devonte Julio. Jalen Rager, forgot about Jalen Rager. He has been horrible for me this year, Madden 22, but Keith Lee, Sean Taylor, the golden ticket Metcalf. Oh, that limited Denzel Ward, bro. I forgot what these cards, it's so crazy how quickly I forget. Yeah, I mean, for Madden 21, I think it makes sense to play the yard. Even though I personally have never liked the yard, I always thought it was dog shit. Hopefully there's somebody playing head to head the yard right now though. Bowfield was one of my favorites too, so Fast Cat was always the best, in my opinion. I guess I could be quarterback and just throw it back to myself and run up the field a million times. So for those of you who are not familiar with the yard, it's, you know, actually, I don't have no idea how to explain the yard if you don't know what the yard is. So just enjoy, it's like back yard football. Ooh, so after I throw this to Devonte Adams, I go out for a route. So let's go Jamal here, and then I can throw to myself. Yup, yup, that's me baby. Holy fuck, I'm so fast. We're just taking off, get a juke. Holy shit. I've always liked this though. Odell right up the middle. Let's just have my aggregate, bro. Yup, he ain't got no doubt like that. Let's get it. Let's go for three. If we start on our own 20, we can go for three. He knows exactly what I'm doing. I'm going to Devonte Adams this time though. Get up. Fucking moss this dude twice. Nine to zero, let's get it boys. So you get three drives. You do get additional points if you score from 40 plus out. Ooh, he's a good, makes a good play here. Ooh, he's cooking up. Wow, good juke. Jimmy G with the tackle though. All right, he just wants to give the ball back to himself. Oh, he can't now. That's fine. Good tackles, boys. Damn, he is fast six to nine, but you'd have to get from the 20 a touchdown right here. He wants to tie this up. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. You're not going to, mm-mm. Can I throw back to myself? Holy shit. What a play and that's going to give me 10. Dude, Jamal Adams is playing amazing. Yup, right back to myself behind the back. And we got first one free. Holy fuck. It is literally highlight real central out here right now. Holy shit. It's pretty much over. It's technically still possible for him, but not really. Maybe Odell, Odell with the pick. This game's over. You know, maybe I talked a little too much shit about the yard. That was pretty fun. I had a good time. And that lands us on the current Madden. Oh my goodness. I've lost my voice. I've been through four different outputs, literally four, but we finally landed on Madden 22, the current Madden. Lots of options here. You got Ultimate Team. You got Superstar KO. You got the yard. You have Face the Franchise, which is dog shit. Honestly, Madden 22 is one of those Maddens that is like, it's so similar to Madden 21. Now that I'm thinking about it, I never really put that much thought to it, but it's so copy-paste. Although I guess the one unique thing about Madden 22 right now is house rules. Obviously they've had house rules and other Maddens, but you can't access them right now. So the only really unique thing I can think of for Madden 22 right now is this. There's show off ugly sweater contest house rules. You'll net 12 points for 20 yard offensive touchdowns, but your opponent will score on every interception or fumble. So you get 12 for deep toddies, but your opponent gets three if they intercept you or make you fumble. All right, Madden 22. The conclusion of an absolutely massive journey. If we don't get it over here, I'll be so sad, bro. We have been sweating through so many games. Vilma, Camara, Lagerious. Okay, there's a bunch of new players I wasn't even aware of, but we got Jay Robb, Jabril, and DK Metcalf. Let's get it. That is literally the Madden gods saying, look, Papamuse, we know how long you've been recording. We're gonna hand you this W. And all I can say is thank you. Cuttin' that shit back, but that is such an easy check down. I gotta take it, Will Fuller. Wide open is Will Fuller. I just made up my own little Tom Brady route, but I was about to say if there's two dudes guardin' Camara here, then shit, Will Fuller be wide open? Robinson's gonna get it. That's gonna etch us a little bit closer, but we got a fourth and six. Defensive as it is. At this point, I don't care. I'm fine with it, bro. Let's go. Hit the play action laser. Waller? Waller. Get up! Let's go! All right, this ain't game over. By no stretch of the imagination is this game over. Holy fuck. How good is this team? I've never seen somebody man-cover DK like that. Underneath, underneath, yep. Get there. Oh my God, what a tackle. He jumped from fucking eight miles away. We're on his head! We can put this game away right now. We get a huge stop right here. We put this game away right now, fourth and 24. That's fine because you're not gonna break that tackle. And there's my ball. Let's go. Oh, that's sauce. That's the sauce! I would be superbly mad. Air truck. Air truck, God. I'm getting so fucking lucky. I would be so mad right now. We're going to hat bag base. I'm taking this all the way to the edge. You can't stop me, bro. All right, he can stop me. He might go left side high. Ooh, that's game. Oh, pitch it, pitch it, pitch it, pitch it, bro. Shit. 15 to zero, that's game. This shit's over. Oh, how perfect, he's a subscriber. It is me, my son. G-Tool, I love you. Thank you for getting me this W on my final game. We're actually gonna hit it. Let's go. This is a clean game right now, very clean game. Ooh, that's so open. Kamara staying in bounds. Good joke, Kamara. He definitely stays in bounds. First thing go, one more stretch, one more stretch, one more stretch. Let's get those blocks this time. Yeah, that's just too easy. It's too easy. We're gonna slide our way in for 22 to zero. Oh, I didn't realize he was on an angle rope. That's bad, that's bad. We have to get there. Bro, he's gonna get 12 points for that. Devin White, what a stop. That's a big stop right there. I could lose this game if I throw a pick, but we're still going, Darren Waller. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Holy fuck, holy fuck, oh my God. Listen, they call the ability double me, all right? I guess that's why they do it. Oh my God, ladies and gentlemen. Did you really start this video from the zero second mark and make your ass all the way here? If you did, I fucking love you because that is crazy. And I'm posting this on December 21st, right? You might be watching this around Christmas-ish, so hope you're having amazing holidays. Could be Kwanzaa, could be Hanukkah. Jew Lama knows that. Hey, I appreciate you boys so much for watching all the way through. We have played every Madden from Madden 1998 on the Nintendo Entertainment System. Through the PS2, through the Xbox 360, I technically cheated and I couldn't get Madden 15 for whatever reason. And then everything on the Xbox and now finally ending on Xbox Series X, Madden 22. Thank you boys as always for watching. I hope you enjoyed this video and if you guys are into the super long videos, like you just want something to listen to, I have one that's super long where I win with every college team in Madden 22. They put college teams in Superstar chaos, you can check that out. I do have my every Madden, every video from last year, but I think this one's better anyway, so. All right, hey, I love you boys. Thank you for watching as always. I'll see you in the next video. Actually, I'll see you tomorrow for a banger wheel of mud. It's just gonna be fucking hype. All right, I love you, bye.