Happy Valentine's Day, /a/.
I know what you're thinking
What's /a/non been drinkin'
That girl is smokin' hot
Alphas could go date her
But I'm so fucking Beta
And there's one thing she is not
To score a girl may be just fine
But I'd rather love the 2D kind
It's a truth you can't refute
3D can't beat a waifu
Find a new world
Fall in love with a girl
One on your computer screen
Maybe she can fly
Or she has just one eye
Or is delicious DFC
She shoots you with electric shocks
Or a slut that needs plenty of cocks
She could be tsundere too
3D can't be a waifu
They have colorful hair
And a nice derriere
She may possibly be a girl with brother issues
Or maybe she's a trap
Or has a giant rack
Now give your pillows a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions, if you'll please.
What would you do if you had to choose between your waifu or your parents' pride?
What you say if if you gave her up today and in return you could go outside?
Could you defend having plenty of friends over a faithful waifu?
What if the girl is nice and she is just right and-
Just the FUCK UP! I do not want a 3D PIG DISGUSTING SLUT!
Girls are hoes and we're alone but there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no excepted substitute
Bitches and whores will hate and groan
Who cares? I'm forever alone
2D is the only one I'll ever choose
Cause 3D can't beat, I'll just stick to,
The best dimension involves just 2,
I love my,
(so ronery ;_;)
I'm not talented.