 Oh my god, we're back racism. It's been so long since we've watched the Mandalorian episode man. It's just like, oh Here we are once again and bring it up. We're the we're the people with the tracking fobs. What's going on? Yeah, all these people with the tracking fobs. I guess they just Oh, are we gonna all the empire is are they just gonna not ever ever gonna mention it? They just hope it goes away. Is that what the planet? They never ever mention it. No, it's really really stupid I'm sure it's gonna turn up and they're gonna say, you know what the fobs aren't working anymore because mando very cleverly got the fob removed from baby yoda much like The tracker was removed from starlight in the boys really fucking late and it caused no issue I'm I'm also I'm still writing my script for that as you know, it's just it's just fresh on the old mind That was a really good episode episode one really good and it was great. Oh, it was great. I loved it. It was all Yeah, no, you could say this is unfortunate But I've heard that two and three on as good as one. Um, but luckily one was so good Right the anything below one is probably still gonna be pretty good. Think about it Like it's wearing for a good treat. I'd say so excitement is in the air I can't wait personally and I think you're all feeling the same way. Sure. Let's go with that. All right, then. Is everyone ready? Hello, you're gonna randomly kill this baby What's that? Wasn't previously supposed to match with the music because for me it didn't glad they brought her back I feel like that way might be used in a lot of previous leaves because they want to make up for the cgi cost I can't believe it let him eat him He's such a fucking idiot rando And by the way rags, you know that they had the bantha break away from its little Stalk stand thing in order to justify why he stayed even though the bantha moves at like half a mile per hour Yeah If that bantha wants to run one person ain't keeping it from running What's next can't wait Well, so that's probably gonna get him in trouble at some point holding goba fett's helmet, you know Oh, this is a trap. Oh, wow. They knew he was coming this way. No, they trap anyone and everyone That's how it works. I mean, it's weird that they were setting this up like seconds before he came He can't see him they look pretty obvious, didn't they oh my god Maybe you should be fucking toast Yeah, jeez. Holy fuck Wow armor clearly he has armor. They didn't know beforehand to grab the child. Just keep shooting him I wonder if these guys are like the trackers with the fog Wait a minute. He hit his hand and it's his hand is still functional What Why does wow come that guy there didn't have the gun What is everyone doing? What are we doing shoot him? Did he try to stab him with his gun? He's gonna hit his own guy No, I guess not Oh my goodness Oh my god a smart decision If you put one mark on him, there's no place you will be able to hide from me because you're right here He's gonna go. What do you even mean by that? Take it Wow, that stays steady, huh? You're just gonna kill him as soon as he drops the baby Kill him Kill him. Is he actually gonna let him take it? Mando One way to do it, I guess no just wasting fuel and possibly damaging the jetpack Why would you do that? Where is it going? The jetpack needs to be like state. Where's the jetpack though? He's still got the fucking acid on his suit, by the way Oh, yeah Oh, wow the aerodynamics on that jeez Wow So what was the point of this scene? Mando's great to establish how good Mando's plot armor still is Oh, I guess that was all the same Oh, okay, and the bike is destroyed, I guess Their plan was just Like one of them like literally tried to stab him with a gun So fucking harmful to the eyes that scene I just I hate that he aimed his pistol at someone and someone hit him in the hand With a weapon designed to like fucking maim And it just annoyed Mando. He's like now. Yeah, he should have been Luke Skywalker He's got two jetpacks now, by the way, that's uh, oh, yeah, man. So shame it didn't bring my starship No, they would have set a trap for that right a rope It was my last lead on finding other Mandalorians Well, you might be in luck Dr. Mandoval here says he can connect you with someone who can help you Wow How are Mandalorians ever not found? Yeah It's just a fucking lucky man. Wow. What how far cute this all you had to do Was have the bot end to say like Anyone here know anything about Mandalorians and the ads like yeah Yeah, you're gonna have to be slow roast and that if it's if it's that big Yeah, you're gonna want to slow roast that that's going to be charred on the outside and raw on the inside. Yeah You ain't getting that whole thing fucking medium rare. I'm not even sure I trust eating it, you know Yeah, I guess everyone knows that it's edible. All I know is that the contact leads to them How much will it cost me? Well, it's the great news. It's free aside from finder's fee, of course What's the finder's fee? However, there is one small skank in the scud pie. Which is The contact wants passage to the system Do you vouch for them on my life? He's got a lot of trust in this woman. Mm-hmm. No hyperdrive You want me to travel sub light deals off? Hey, it's frog frog. It's more of a gecko actually Yeah, I know I hear you but I can vouch for her So why can't we hyperdrive? What's the cargo? Everyone speaks everything, don't they? It's your spawn How come aliens don't learn fucking english? If you jump into hyperspace, they'll die. She said her husband will die in hyperspace. Why? To hyperspace, they'll die It's not how it works. Is that how this works? People can walk around during hyperspace Dude, this is can't exist in this universe I do like this alien though. It's really yeah, it looks I can believe it I really like it. I kind of like the yeah, I like the design that looks it's better than that fucking hand Designs awesome. I just met her 10 minutes before you walked in. I thought you said you vouched for her on your life I'm an excellent judge of character. Okay, so refuse Yeah I like that they played out on my ship. They like that they play off the dramatic stakes with comedy. They're just like Amanda, you're supposed to traveling sub light is a bit dicey these days Is it whether it's pirates or warlord or these days someone either ends up with a nice chunk of change Dude, it's space. It's huge. Yeah, there's no fucking way you're running into people So this is the scene. It's controversial. Maybe Yoda eats one of the eggs, huh? It's not locked Um, I mean that is controversial, isn't it because this is a sentient race. Yeah Yeah, baby. Oh fucking hell. Are they gonna make something out of this then like Or is it just for a joke? I don't know. I wonder what the tone's gonna be I don't understand. Why wouldn't you have your spawn with you by the way? Yeah Yeah, it's gonna turn around and see and be like, oh, no, what are you doing? Stop stop That is not food Don't do that again. You're not gonna try and just burp it out. Wow. Okay. Jesus Christ. No wonder that upset people Wow, holy shit. How can't yeah, that's a sentient race is child That's like an abortion Also, wow, he's just going to sleep with someone who doesn't trust or no in his ship I'll find that really fascinated. Oh my god. Yesterday I counted 22 eggs in here. Now there are 21 Yeah, I might have assumed that she's not gonna notice Did that not wake her up? Oh bloody hell, they're in public Thank you for letting me know. I'll get right on it. I like that they fly up right next to you Yeah, it's stupid We're out here sweeping for imperial holdouts. I'll let you know if I see any I'm still gonna need you to send us that pain Transmitting now Quiet. What's that? Uh, why not? What do you mean because it's a random frog alien? Yeah, you're allowed to have passengers in space, right? I wonder if that bad imperial a bad republic Well, all the republic we've seen are pretty fucking horrible. Yeah, they've gone to attack position Because Oh Oh, it's Dave Filoni This is the same pilot that happened to destroy the fucking station. Oh, they're next to a planet. Oh Oh, okay. All right. They're next to a planet now You could actually say they're a children on board. Yeah. Yeah, it should be really easy to lose. Yeah All right Dave, maybe you should go and see if your spawner. Okay. Yeah, because if you just dropped then your thing is crashed on the back of your ship now It's funny, though I guess hyper thrive will kill my babies, but this is all right. Yeah, this is fine Wow, they are not Oh, I guess they're trying to give them a chance. Yeah, I guess. Yeah Jesus, how'd you hit that? How what? Um, how did they not just how did they miss that? out I hope my eggs are okay. Also Oh, fuck, but don't go to hyperdrive. I just How did you wait a god man? What? Oh, you kidding me. Oh boy. Yeah, you really gotta get a check on those babies I went off. Come on. Oh, wow. The babies are fine by the way, but that already happened Okay, I You're in a lot of trouble. Get the ship out of the picture for the rest of the season because it's been nothing but problems He has to get from a to b. A to b isn't even that far away He happens to bump into two republic ships that force him down. Now. He's broken. It's just like, oh Everything in the show is delays I hope you're dead No, I know what no Wow, fuck you guys. I hope I hope everyone in the show is dead This long character is like my favorite character in this show. I'm not a frog person. I'm a gas mask Oh, jeez Uh, okay. Well, I mean it should have been smashed to pieces ages ago But is that the only thing that went out? You're okay, right? I guess those spawners are definitely fucking Hang on. I'm looking for your eggs. I'm looking for your eggs. I'm looking for your eggs Like how the fuck haven't you found them Fucking hell. Oh my god It doesn't understand english How many eggs how many eggs did it eat? Why did you not take that from him? How many did you eat? You didn't lock it after the first time. Why can't it lock? So she's just cool with the fact that It's right next to her. I must wait a god if baby Yoda eats more of them Whoever it is it can wait until morning. It sounds pretty important. Whatever it is it can wait until morning You just slept. Yeah, you slept wasn't like an hour ago. Like clearly there's a meter there. That's running low Yeah, they don't have like google translate in star wars Yeah, how do you get around? I feel sad. How does the frog person communicate with people normally? Well, they speak frog. I don't speak frog. Yeah. No, I just mean when traveling Okay, cool. You can do that. What the hell are you doing? That droid is a killer It's a head. I don't... Mando, why are you so irrational? The only planet Wow, this little fucking murderer right there. Yeah, baby Yoda is pro-choice No, really Also the baby that he went back on his word for against all kinds of people in season one Literally led to the deaths of the entire tribe, but you know, whatever, that's fine. How the fuck is he gonna get out of this? I don't see how he's got no supplies and looking shit. That's what it was fucked You better hope that those fucking x-wings come back and see you At this point, yeah, they only hope he's gone. I like how I got my tool box. Is that a fucking tool box? You kidding me It's leaking fuel. He's he's done. How long has that been leaking fuel? There's a hole in your fucking hull You can have some ice on it. Just a top mel. Just a top. Oh, okay I like how Dave Filoni the x-wing pilot gave the station no warning, but gave one ship like five minutes Yeah without shooting Well, you don't know if Mando is actually evil, you know, the station was definitely evil Like fixing starships be like a really specialized job There's no fucking way he's fixing this. You need more than just fix. You need materials. He's got a spark gun I like the look of ice Mando Yeah You guys notice that the things we point out that we like are very superficial Yeah, it's better than asking me. I like the frog lighty. I like Mando's suit. I like the get-go kick is hilarious I like the CGI giant snake Yeah, I feel sorry that her babies are being eaten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's sad In service of I guess the joe The joe, yeah Yeah, I don't know actually what to call it at this point I don't know what they were going for it was supposed to make us laugh. I'm not sure how many people would have been laughing at that I'm like, holy fuck. That's terrific. You make the What's the face called the grimace? We like Yeah, like uh, yeah that one. Yeah Shouldn't you be moving faster? No. Oh, remember this feature of his helmet? Yeah that they never use I don't know why you didn't just walk forward. Yeah I think you could see the footsteps without your fancy scanner Literally, yes, they're they're in snow. Like you'll be fine Mando. You can do it. I believe in you. How did snow fall in here? We'll the snow janitor brought in. Oh my god. Oh, that's lucky. Oh, we're gonna see some get-go titties Fringy look away Oh, no, oh come on. Don't do it. Please stop Does he remember this thing doesn't understand him or am I crazy? Well, she can understand him clearly, but okay He can understand her which is weird because um Amy of Sidara, so whatever speaking to her and frog right Ah, is this like the alien chamber? Oh, it's gonna be. Yeah, baby Yoda will try to eat one the little fucking hatch and we'll get our action scene Also, I guess the eggs only sit at the top now Yeah And Mando just Why this one in particular father of the year, right? Yeah, he's a great dad if baby Yoda gets eaten. That's cosmic karma Yeah, yes Wow Ew Is this thing you ever not eat? Uh, ew Oh Do you just eat things? Fuck bro. Uh, you don't know what that is I guess it's a baby. So it doesn't well. Yeah, it's but it's mainly just Mando fucking sucks That's that's how long does it take you to fucking put the things in the thing? No, right? Maybe in the spider now Uh Baby Yoda's fucking disgusting. So what if it just eats all of these? As the studs rubs those like big bellies are firm Wait, so baby Yoda eight one right when it was about to hatch I guess I guess yeah, this is unlucky in terms of timing You have slayed our brother Prepare to die. Just go just go What are you doing hurry up wrong road just get out of there Come on use the flame I turn up Time to go. Please go. We didn't get our gecko dressing scene. Why are we saying? Yeah, run That's horrific throw grenades you've got loads of them Propriet man Oh my Crafty and monstrosity is this Mando do one of the things Why is he he's walking like an old man? He's like oh, why did you use all my guy? Oh, fuck I'm sorry. It was incredibly lucky that this didn't do its thing before Mando got there I guess Yeah Use the flame thrower Oh, why didn't it open with that? Oh, yeah, go gecko Like I'm not crazy he has grenades, right? Oh, there they are. Oh, you're gonna use them now Oh, not all three. Why didn't you fucking use these to begin with? No, don't look Don't drop Oh my god I like how we use the keep light Everywhere Don't stand still. Why are you stopping? You have an f-pack, right? Oh, it's what's well finally Wow the perfect weapon for this and you save it for last And they didn't even show it their budget is this on these fucking creepy ass space fighters. They fucked right? Yeah So what what now? Yeah, because you have a giant hole in your ship. Yeah Oh, I guess it's what what the fuck Do they think that looked fine it did not look fine. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, you could just pull it off. Okay Well, gee that was lucky because he What's the idea Okay, they didn't find any more webbing at you. Oh my god flames thrower That's it flame thrower. Come on Why'd you have to be so stupid? Use your flame thrower. Oh, is he gonna need more? Well, this is vengeance by the way. Yeah, can I save it? Ah, no keep shooting. Oh, oh, she has a blaster. Okay. I know keep shooting. Why are we stopped? Keep shooting. Oh my god Thank you That's what we suggest when it's too late Well, just before it's too late. Lucky there wasn't two big ones. Fuck this planet. Yeah, this isn't Wait, but your ship is totally broken. This better work. I guess we're done. That's it Oh, it works. I don't I don't get how what was it leaking earlier? I don't know Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that the same one? It's the same one. I think it is. Yeah I think so. Wow Game over game over your ship is use your guns. You have an armory on your gauntlets. It's fucking looking at him. Who's gonna save him? Oh Oh, it's the x-wings. Yeah How did they get in here? And why didn't So many questions. Okay. I guess they all gave up. Yeah, I guess they did I mean this ship is destroyed Geez these guys are gonna get portrayed as the good guys. I haven't forgotten what you did in season one boys Yeah Jesus christ. These are some fucking expert marksmen Yeah, when they want to be On board security records show that you apprehended three priority culprits from the wanted register That you put your own life in harm's way to try to protect that of lieutenant davin from the new republic correctional court They knew that I guess the I guess the counts for much when he was there to break out a camera But these are trying times you to help me fuse my hole so I can get off this frozen rock What say you fix that transponder and we don't vaporize that antique the next time we patrol the rim How's this ship even salvageable anymore? That's like I feel like it's yeah, do you have gloss or something? That guy's killed five tie and they're just leaving. Can you help me my ship's fucked? There's triumphant music though, so there's got to be people coming Bye Bye, I'll be fine. I have lots of spider carcasses in my ship and on my ship actually Are they leaving him behind I guess they're like, yeah, you can fix that So frog do you eat spiders? I'm gonna repair the car. Good news is I'm not under arrest the bad news is we're gonna die here There's nothing I can do about the main holes integrity So we're gonna have to get cozy in the cockpit Didn't the spider punch through the gloss or something? I'm pretty sure it did. Yeah, I guess that's what they're gonna have to reseal All right, all right, I don't I'm not buying it. I'm sorry Also, I love how they saved his life, but ditched him. Yeah Oh man, oh do worse Let's try Nah, not falling for myself. Okay Okay Sweet dreams. Okay. How many times are you gonna sleep this episode? All right What? Oh my god Oh It really was for the memes. Oh my god Oh my god Wow, they really did it So that was the middling episode Oh my god So to clarify right what did they say was their reasoning for letting him live again? He trying times So at the end of episode five he had Helped one person get away. He had however Captured three different high level criminals and I guess the footage from the ship showed that he tried to get them to Not kill the guy. I guess and so they're like we're spread thin Tough times We got better things to do than get you I guess so if they have The full footage they'll know that his intention was to free a badman But he got betrayed by his own team and left them in a prison cell But that was the abduction of the three criminals that they credited him for that's kind of what i'm getting at is It's less to do with the effect more to do with surely. They know his motivation wasn't pure It was revenge almost the idea that they're like you're a good man. You uh, you captured these three people. It's like Yeah Also, shouldn't they be like oh, you're the dude who planted the distress signal on a space station filled with people that we decided to annihilate I don't know. I don't know. It's about as good as you can expect from this show Yeah, so that was really bad. It's still fucking hilarious that they wipe out all the spiders that they're like, see uh Why don't you fine, right? Why did you bother like I would expect them to just capture him be like we're not going to kill you but um You know you are you have some questions I'm gonna take you in for questioning Oh, yeah, I also mandos like hey, you guys know any mandaloreans. But yeah, uh luck is a huge factor in this show Oh, man bad and good. Um That was all the leads I had. Oh lucky you this end thing has a contact Well, you can go earlier than that. So let's start with unlucky. He's a trap is set upon him Luckily everybody's retarded and nobody hits hits him in any significant way Then unlucky the creature gets to baby Yoda before mando can shoot them But luckily they fall for mando's deal I don't entirely whatever, but unlucky. We've got no more leads rip. Oh wait that guy has a lead. That's lucky Wait, why didn't mando take the transportation that the bandits used to get there or did they walk out there on their feet? They live at that rock. Oh, okay So that's bandit rock. You don't want to go anywhere near bandit rock. They'll uh, I'll get you There's a big sign. This is like a void bandit rock with a skull and bone Was there any reason why didn't he go around? It's funny. You bring that up as well Uh Bragg's because as I've just seen here, it's like so obviously they don't live at bandit rock So they must have had a vehicle but assuming they don't know where was he going? The little dude with the jetpack To the desert to the desert, of course To join us to join the rest of the bandits But really though, why didn't mandalering go around this? Like weird rock. Yeah, staying open plain seems like the smart thing to do Every time he goes into weird cavity places, he gets fucking set up on so Naturally, where are they meant to hide in the desert? Why did he go through bandit rock can I I want to re-highlight? I know rags did already, but like if you kill the young one, there's no way you can hide You know, they want it to be a badass line, but it's just not it's like, what do you mean? There's nowhere I could hide. That's like a what? Don't I don't intend to hide? If I kill him I'm dead immediately Yeah, look the little dude knows that like if you kill him it's all over And yeah, so the leaders it's on this place No way, it's not even that the lead is through a frog person And you'll only get that information if you carry frog person to another location But you can't use hyperdrive because The young can't survive it which is absolute horseshit by the way However, we can't do the episode without that being the case. So all right. Unluckily famando. He bumps into two republic ships And it turns out if he'd cooperate with them, none of this would have happened by the looks of things He didn't do a particularly great job of that. Uh, then the moral of the story is just do what the police tell you Otherwise you're fucking you'll bump into a nest of spiders, which is not great. Those spiders were fucking terrifying I ain't gonna lie like oh fucking props to the designers for those things. Jesus christ I was like fucking hell Gary she explains like the issue, but he sort of just She just walks off and fucking It gets gets into the pool. Lucky. She wasn't immediately fucked up by the spiders. Lucky. They were able to escape and For some ungodly reason. Mando is like really terrible at managing his weapons. It's really frustrating He's so slow to react as well I'm really tired of that and a lot of the stuff we've been watching lately Just slow to because they have to let the the camera see the thing So our heroes have to wait until the camera's like right now you can leave because I've gotten a good shot of it Because we can't have a camera view that has both of them in the picture And then the good guy's running into the camera essentially while in the background you have the fucking monster And even the monster being out of focus kind of adds a bit of terrifying You know a presence to yeah, all of it is filled with Crazy levels of luck the republic people happen to rediscover them just where the time's right out for you know Yeah boy And then they're also like We like you enough that we won't kill you, but we don't like you enough that will help you Yeah the odds Protecting you from the spiders. Bye. I find that's so strange For all we know there's like 15 more of those big spiders in those caves Yeah, they could be on their way. They smell the blood of their brethren Yeah It's like revenge spider-man And yeah, they do some basic repairs and the ship hobbles its way off the planet Yeah, like okay, because they only can pressurize the cockpit. It's like, okay This this ship needs to go like this ship is fucked. Well next episode. It's going to be healing the ship We have to do at least one of them per season Yeah, the ship is going to get fixed somewhere Which is why he has to stay there and do some job where shenanigans happen Big fart noises that was episode two the I think you could call that the filler episode It's like season one episode two kind of It is I like it more though Yeah, I like this more than season one episode two. I think the spiders were more interesting than the jaw was in the Funny the spiders Though oh, we should probably yeah, fuck baby yoda yoda has eaten those egg. What the fuck are they thinking? Why would they think? And the frog lady doesn't even notice Okay Like man like that that oh fucking hell. What were they thinking? I don't know. This is the last of our breeds Uh, baby yoda eats ha ha funny looks like lol. It's not a human But it's clearly a sentient creature You've taken the time to tell us how important these things are that you just lol Well, baby yoda eats them like what the fuck also like it It uses the head of the the robot to talk to him for a moment And they never use that again. It's like oh, we got to get exposition Mm-hmm. We got to get some Explanation for me. We couldn't have opened the episode. Why didn't you open the episode with that with with the the mechanic lady on tatooine saying? Oh, yeah, well, here's what's up. Why did they have that whole thing? He just brought it up I'll bypass the dud dud. I access the mainframe enhance voice So the ant person's lead was frog lady frog lady just met her after that sequence and she was just like I'm assuming that's disconnected actually that it was only the ant person that got frog lady And then mechanic woman was like Yeah, I'll vouch for you because I vouch for everyone. I guess I don't know my vouchers aren't worth much Yeah, again, mando fucking loser idiot. He gets taken advantage of all the time And he's just like okay with it. He's not ruthless at all Which is like one of the basic things you'd expect a bounty hunter to be Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that was episode two That was bad. Oh, shit. Was it worse than one or what do you reckon? I liked it better, but I don't know if it's worse. Um Yeah, I liked it better too. I really like the spider thingy. It's really creepy Spiders are creepy shit yet overall like the design things and those and the show is actually pretty fucking good And this is such a shame because the writing is so fucking bad. Okay. Bye Bye What'd you bring me? Why did you not take that from him racism?