 Hey, Rhodes wrote they got to talk to you. What's up? So here's what's happening. I had a word with the slacks and everybody last night It's game time. Okay. Here's what we're doing I want to start getting people together because we have obviously a major major staffing issue Okay, I think everybody sees it. So I talked to slacks. I talked to uh, you know, I said a couple messages upstate We're gonna get the band back together. Okay. Hey, really? Yeah I think I want to get a list of 10 folks who want to go and Come in here who are capable of fto and and we're gonna fast-track them to fto So that that way we can recruit more cadets and we can get people going and get the damn ball rolling Because I feel like we're dad gum five years behind everybody else in the city So that's the game plan right now. So I've got so far Mac. I saw Espinoe's last night I mean you heard he was being shoehorned into dispatch, right? Well, you don't want to be in that position He said he would do it just because he loves PD so damn much and that's that's who he is That's what he wants to do to me. It's a dad gum shame if we don't have those kind of guys here The people that want to be here barric if you have to spit fire solid fto's from years ago Who do you think it would be? Ziggy who else I'm missing somebody. Ziggy's a good one. That is correct Madison probably frost, and I'm just pretty much strictly going ship three at this point. Mm-hmm. I man I hate what happened to Ripley, you know turning into a damn clown losing his damn mind I really wish this would have happened before all that I would I would absolutely love to have Ripley back here same Ripley is a massive Massive loss to the baby is he is 100% you became the very thing that he's hard to destroy fucking clown Okay, I want to make sure because because I'm gonna take this list I want to pass us up the chain to make sure they're even interested But I but I need to pass along the chain and hopefully as many of these people as possible can get Considered, you know. Oh, this makes me happy. Yeah, listen. I don't even care that it's ten people across three shifts Yeah, the three four maybe potential additional fto's. Oh my gosh, that'd be so good Obviously nothing is set in stone yet that at least makes me excited Very excited that it's me considered Yeah, and oh another name I forgot Who died and gave this man Hello Had a Duncan sorry, it's a day gum shit show today. All right, let's go to the cool room But you know what this is one of them good shit shows Duncan. Okay, um, Unfortunately, the person I had called got tired because I thought we thought it was gonna be 15 minutes. Damn it. Okay. Yeah, it's okay I did all that I did I asked all the question that needed to be asked Fill me in on what exactly it is you're doing and what you were you you said you were gonna you got you got Clear as to do. Okay. So basically here's what we're looking at long story short I'm putting together a list of about 10 or so fellas from years ago Shift or 10 total. He just said 10, but let's just let's let's go about 10 10 to 15 minutes or 10 to 15 people people that we're gonna reach out to and Say hey, you know this guy is a hell of a damn good officer We know he's capable of fto and he probably needs a week to get his feet under him Let's bring him in for a week. Are you interested in doing these things under the stipulation that you will be an fto? You want to fto? All right, let's get the easiest one out out of the way for this one. Okay. Look at the board Mackenzie Hayes. She's already here every day listening to our radio coming to our meetings She already knows the culture. I mean, I think they send it the nerve of Matt She is like if captain Turner was a Portuguese woman, okay She could go and neutralize someone on a scene with her voice, but not in a screaming way like She's just look you in the eyes and a dead staring right and go You need to stop that right now and they'll stop. They'll listen. They'll say yes, ma'am trainer specifically Let's look at shift. Let's look at shift to see now the pdrp is starting to pick up big time Do we already know this one? We're already thinking it Aaron bison 100% Aaron bison. He's already like tag me and coach I want to help out He was talking to us in that one time and he was like, please just just let me help and you know, he's he's a trainer He knows what he's doing roads already filled them in on what we need done easy slapping if we're going out there We're reaching out to people. I've had a couple people, you know, shoot me some I mean, hell, I even talked to I talked to kale so say even a little bit Yeah, that's what we're doing is I'm trying to get together a list of old PD members that's unfortunately kind of where my The the extent of um, you know people I talked to kind of and and have them come in and plug in almost immediately There's people I've met that I don't think they're old. They're just out of state that I think would also Uh fit the bill and that's this guy right here. So yeah, what about zaky? How well how well do you know zaky? I met him on the first day when I applied him and a few other people that applied that I've not seen since Um, he said hold on. I got to take this answered a phone call and said goober Where where do you need me and he went and take a goober drive? I I don't know him beyond that. Okay, that's why I'm not giving you all 10 and saying this is gonna this is what's gonna work I'm giving you about three four five six seven. I'm not trying to take up your whole list I'm trying to take up people that I've spoken to in the last month that are waiting They're waiting patiently. No, they're not no one's complaining. That's the thing dude is I can't I can't live Muhammad's again, there are people that have been impatient and got the courtesy of Of you know going through the process and rightfully removed and these people are not complaining They're not kicking a fuss. They're not coming to mrp trying to set it on fire. They're not shooting up the place They're just they they're either doing their side jobs like emergency medical services or dispatch and they're waiting I'd shoot for higher, but it you know what we're getting an inch. Let's not take a mile Yeah, hey, uh, apparently I have an fto meeting to go to but no, this is this is really good You're a hundred percent right Duncan. Con's ready to bring back those two I would love to have kyle pared and teret in all but I mean they're playing on uh, they're playing on onyx So they have their own thing going dude. I do I do I do miss. I mean I missed so much having that crew, dude That was so fun. It was just wrangler everybody there We're gonna be moving you up to the ppl face You're gonna be out there solo patrolling on your own No one to hold your hand and you're gonna go out there and do your fucking best. Okay Congratulations penny. You are probationary officer of the alias pd Congratulations Congratulations, girl Hey, can we get 52 that's out of mission row All right. Um, we have 147 to be fair. She did say to me that she was actually very scared to become a ppl Yeah, that do not do not Well, uh, we're down one to that great Hey, yo, hey, you want to see someone crazy. Look at this. Oh, oh no. Oh, no Oh my god in my eyes. Everyone just took off. Yeah Hey, watch this. Do you want to see a crazy one? Had a tip off the other day about a potential grow. We're going to get code six break I missed I screwed up. I didn't do it fast enough I had the diagonal. I tried to hit enter. I hit the freaking thing Well, I got owned by the slash I got owned by the slash I got I got owned by the slash Which is the highest position you ever got Senior officer in the lspd. All right, and how would you describe your experience in the police department? It was like my dream come true all of my uh Step dads were police officers growing up and I always idolized them. I hope I hope so bad Sob is like, I don't know. I don't know if he's got it in there I hope so bad and justice for all justice for all It was truly magnificent to have the opportunity to do what my stepfathers did And uh, I Was free for anything in the world So when would you stop? That was called away Where to? It was rumored that the hologram that's currently being cast on the sky that hides god from us had been pierced above nipon So I had to fly there in order to find the source of the breach When did you come back to Los Santos? I felt a yearning in my soul a uh some sort of calling If you will my former compatriots needed me Also, I kind of miss Los Santos. I got some good japan too Japan What do you know about japan? I uh recently have acquired a fascination and idolization of uh The samurai class. Are you familiar sir? Absolutely. I mean I use that in my mobile judo all the time. All right Well, let's find out if you're if you're a real weaver now. Okay. Do you watch anime or read manga? Yes, sir. What's your top five manga anime? Jujutsu kaisen season two number one No, I mean it's kind of but not really it's it's what's already kind of but not really It's kind of like uh, I don't know they say either. It's it's like a It's like romanized version of a japanese word. Actually, they are japanese words. So no, it's not english I got a question for you. Why should we hire you? Why should we give you the badge back? I will do anything to make sure that this city sees law and order I wish to work alongside my brothers and sisters in the blue To ensure that another riot does not happen at the capital To ensure that the people of los santos can see us with respected dignity I got another one for you. This one's for slacks slacks You know why you hire this son of a bitch because of this right here We're robbing a bank. There's some body game footage from years ago Lossage if he got picked up in the coquette or were there motorcycles? Here Lenny can move. I know this one. You guys picked this guy up in this really nice coquette out here Oh, look at this right here. You see how he's smoking the joint and a blast is fucking Shit No gun on the hostage. No other guy. That's right. That's what happens I sure did I could have blown this guy's fucking brains out kept the guy took his gun off the hustage There's only two of them. I fucking shot him in the face That's right I shot him because he put his gun away started smoking a fucking joint son. You're under arrest get out of here now You see how I let him go here. You know, I'm you know, I always feel a little bit generous. You know, I just killed his friend cold blood Look at this. Look at this right here. You see all you see all these fucking dumb pussies up front who let this guy get back to his car Holy Oh, no, they breach the bank So you see that now that right there is an american hero and that is why we need lenny hawk, right? Our position is pretty simple. If you know breach You better be damn sure take out the threat and make sure the host is not hurt, right? That's the most important thing because at the end day If you fail and the host is killed the blood is on your hand. Yes, sir. That's right lots of blood I have a question. You said you were a senior of the lspd, but you were in a bcso uniform Yeah, I was in the bcso briefly. Oh, why the why the change? Uh, but I've been a bit of an internal drama Um, I honestly I cannot remember. Uh, okay And how do you feel about when some internal drama is going on the pd? How would you solve it? I can hear always to the chain of command no matter who it is I have no thoughts of my own in in so far as Drama is concerned. All right. Well, good answer. I have a classic robot cop And do you want to ask him the batman versus spider-man question? Absolutely ask him Hey batman versus spider-man and why batman can defeat superman So why couldn't he beat some pussy as 16 rolled from metropolis? Oh, which one do you think's better batman? Okay, good answer. All right. Lenny. Thank you. Have a seat. Can everybody have a seat and please have a seat Please find a seat don't can go change or and get out of here. Thank you So people want to talk about not having enough units for things which I will not argue with but We as a pd need to be conscious of that as well. I we can't respond to everything So what I did today and pretty much solely did today I only had officers pretty much responding to nine moments I had three to four units respond on what they could if I had extra units breaking off to other things Units splitting up to go deal with other shit break them the fuck off be that person be like no No, you are you are starting another call while there's a nine one one call in and I get it There's certain things we don't respond to fucking I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and say it I'm gonna jinx it senior buns hasn't been that bad. I'm gonna say it Has not been that fucking bad Maybe in three. I'm only gonna speak for my own shift right dividing and conquering Doesn't fucking work with our current units We look at the units we have and we prioritize that is the only way We're gonna push through what we currently have and the only way we are going to get fucking better And that is how I manage ship to today And that's how I'm going to continue managing it because it works because if people start splitting off one unit starts a 38 one unit Uh assault with a deadly one-year response of something else That's three calls started shit pops off you multiple units split across the fucking All across the city. So just be mindful and just be careful. Okay. We can fucking get through this We are going to get through this. So we have two brand new Ppo's in the shift too. I'd like you to say your names. Please start with on my right Penny lane. Hi. I'm penny lane and callista bell. They uh today Uh, they both just got promoted to ppo whether it be a short time or a long time That training happened. Uh, I'm welcome in the shift too. You're gonna work hard They're gonna be fantastic fucking officers and I'm looking forward to the future with working with them and them working with you all There we go. Let's go. Good shit y'all Congratulations I do have a little bit of a speech Since since I work I worked really hard for this. Yeah, so I'm just gonna read this speech really quick Thank you for spending 50 hours with me I'm so grateful to every officer who taught me everything I've learned so far And I'm so excited to learn more Thank you to maple especially for teaching me how to do paperwork for 10 hours and lastly Thank you to bobby my reports Wouldn't be as beautiful as they are now without you And I hope you'll be around to teach me more soon Thank you for bringing me on as the most under qualified ppo on the force Hey claps all around y'all great job y'all Amen What about the pledge? I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america You guys got any depths I have seven I got seven in two days No, I ain't got none after four days on duty You know you don't have any roads. No, uh roads. Would you snitch on me? No rows would never well hold on. What do you mean snitch? Give me a hypothetical. What did you potentially? Let's say we're riding together. Okay, and someone's giving me lip and you know, we're doing a traffic stop on them I you know, I smudge the back the back light or whatever to put my finger print there. I walk it up I say, hey, what's up? My name is officer ock 800 blah blah blah that's my badge number and then the lady in the front seat goes Fuck you you stupid smelly pig and I say all right, bitch. I guess we'll do this the hard way Did you snitch on me for that? No, because that that that is very in line with what I would like to do But I'm towing the line the best I can look just don't get fired until I can open up the sheriff's office. Okay Okay, that's that's the game plan. All right That's pretty much everybody's banking on right now. I'm pretty uh by the book. So you don't don't worry about me I'm not gonna go buck wild unless provoked. I'm like a Like a corner pit bull ready to devour your newborn child. You want to shoot someone where you go to bed night? I would have saved it for tomorrow about that. Okay. Yeah, that sounds good. Let's go shoot at what time you're getting on duty tomorrow, Lenny Probably uh late shift to I'll leave you to be I'm gonna go pull people over and issue them citations on paper I can't wait. I love My job. Hey, you're a lot of officers on duty today. I'm telling you something changed in the last 12 hours Okay, I think people caught some wind