 I just got a warrant and you know I'm doing that. We're the bad boys at disaster relief. What? Donate. That's the meaning of this. Let's go. Yo, Dorian came through spinning. Yeah, notice it's not still spinning. Yeah, you're listening to Dunk Life daily. Now we need your help. Go donate. Yeah, anything will help. Our dollar will be great. Link is below. Go click it. Don't wait. Gotta help the other human. That's how we do this. Everybody's spread a little love. Yeah, everybody's spread a little love. Gotta, gotta, gotta spread a little extra love. That's it. I mean, I wrote a rap to donate. I mean, give me a break here. Everybody's spread a little love. Go click on the link. Don't wait. Yeah, everybody's spread a little love. Wait, I'm waiting for the beat to fade. And it's not so I got to keep it freestyle. Wish you could have do it for a while. Open mic tonight. I'm going to kill it. You know that I'm about to blow up. You could feel it. Dude. What's good? Link below. What the frig is with this mic? We're back. We're back home. Storyans. Storyans. Holy shoot. Storm Dorian's pretty much over. But the Bahamas got submerged. I'm not trying to make a joke, but if the joke is funny and it builds awareness, I'm cool with it. So yeah, Bahamas.com slash relief. If you're listening, go donate. That's the easiest way to donate. Just click the link. You know how donations work, whatever you can do. Because it was a lot of damage. It was freaking underwater. It's nuts. But yeah, Florida got super lucky. For those that listen, don't know me. I'm from Florida. So I got super lucky. Just a lot of rain, but that's normal. And we're all good. So I'm pretty sure that's there. Pretty sure that's the end of Storm Dorian. I thought about it. And I was thinking about making shirts real quick. But I think straight to the relief is better. It's too much work. Get it there quick, whatever. We got to help when we can. It's crazy out there. It's crazy. It's crazy because I'm right here. And it got so close to me. So I kind of feel it because I had to like pack up. And I had to think about it. But if you're not like, I see other people not, I'm not downplaying it. But what other people are doing, but other people in other states that they live their lives normally, you don't even notice it. Yes, you like feel bad and things like that. But it's like, you don't not even affect by it at all. It's like so out of sight out of mind. It's so weird that you forget that. But since I'm close, it literally hit home. And it's just, it's just weird. The whole giant hurricane can happen right there. So yeah, just remember that, that other people are doing that. It's part of the part of this when it was still spinning. Like I said, when this podcast still spins, I'm all mindfulness. That's what this is about too. So remember that you woke up and there's not a hurricane in your bedroom. Your floor isn't, imagine waking up one day and you're like, oh man, I'm underwater. And you wake up in your underwater like, I can't even breathe right now. This is not the best sleep and the fucking, it's flooded from the floor to the fucking ceiling. You got to climb to your attic just to breathe. That's what people are living with. So do what you can. Thank you in advance. I mean, thank that, no, I don't need to thank you. You need, we need to help. And I want everybody to be humanized, you know? Like we're just like, whatever, you get the points. Spread the love. That's all I got to be like. Podcast be like way too sentimental. You know, people do memes. I'm going right into meme mode. People like, step it out of my comfort zone. And they have like their foot in and out of a square or they're like, all the memes are negative. So many negative memes of like, when they make, when they say, all you got to do is try your hardest. And me like, I got work, I got off work early. I got all these things and I have free time, time to go to the gym. And it's like a picture of them in bed. They didn't do shit. What is that? Why, why not make positive memes? And then, so my podcast is like, oh, comedy podcast. Talk super serious. Speaking of comedy, bro. Tonight's the open mic. If you were listening for the fast week or so, I was supposed to go last week. I went signed up, huge milestone. Don't, don't fucking shoot that down. That was a big step for me. So I'm ready to go. So excited. Why are these headphones slipping off my head? I have the smallest head in the world. I can't wear hats. If you want to see me look like I have a literal misshapen head or I look like a toddler that has a human body, human body and adult body. Am I an adult? When am I? Full skin, five, 10 foot skin. Put a hat on me. I swear to God, but the weird way, I have like a short temple, whatever you call the part from your ears to this top of your skull, short temple syndrome. I got that STS and it's like, it pushes my ears down, bro, I look horrible in hats. The worst dude, I won't even wear them. I tried, I don't know, bro. I can't wear hats for my life. I wanted to wear, I'm gonna bring the visors back though. I saw a visor the other day. I like how my hair still gets the sun so it gets bleached, because when I'm in the sun, it gets bleached out there, it looks super blonde. I like that, because what the fuck? Why not? Why would you not want to do that? And yeah, do that. So I want to bring the visors back. What the fuck am I talking about? Open mic, so I'm super pumped. I've been writing a million jokes. I couldn't sleep last night. I was writing jokes. It's so fun. The thought of me going up there like I do with this podcast is kind of like, go nuts and just people right there. I could talk to people. I love people, so it's like, I get to do this, but then in front of people. And I think I'm funny. I mean, you got to think it, right? That mild psychosis, baby, you got to think you're what you want to do. But either way is like the thought of doing it is fun too, because I think people like try to do them like, oh, that was terrible. But like, even if I do terrible, I'll fucking laugh. Like if nobody laughs and I have a video of it I can watch, I'll be crying. And how do I know that? Because I went to open mics or like amateur comedy shows and people were terrible. And I was cracking up at their jokes because they were struggling. And I wasn't laughing at them, but they were like trying jokes. And they'd be like, oh, well, that missed. And like nobody, so awkward, but it was hilarious. Cause I guess I don't give a shit. And it's so fun. So no fucks, bro. You got to have no fucks when you do things. Like, what is this, ready? It's like, yeah, you get the fuck out of there. Just picked a random sound. I want to make this podcast better and better. I'm drinking coffee now. If you'd listened to yesterday, I did a little detox just like two, three days cause I couldn't get groceries anyway. So I figured just cut everything. I kind of stopped my little routine. I ate my normal food, but I didn't go super hard. I only drink a few supplements, amino acids and creatine. I stopped that while I'm rehabbing as well. My hamstring seems to be getting a little bit better. So I'm just kind of like at this moment where I'm not really jumping as much. I'm using the time to kind of detox a little bit. But coffee, I felt fine yesterday with no coffee. I've had coffee withdrawals and addicted to caffeine recently, so you guys know that, but there's nothing. I just have like one cup a morning. And if you keep it to the morning, I think that's the trick. You can't drink it throughout the day. I just love it too much. There's no real reason to really cut it out yet. That's what addicts say, huh? And so that's it. And then TikTok has been consuming my brain. One question for you about TikTok with me and TikTok. Was I made for TikTok with the random outbursts, the random fucking facial expressions and the random music and just nonsense, pure nonsense. That's what I love about it. Was I made for TikTok or was TikTok made for me? Cause God damn it, it's so much fun. Whenever I have like, I realized, whenever I have those moments on my Instagram story where I want to say random shit or I want to just like do something funny, I'm like, oh, it's perfect for TikTok. Add some stupid music and some stupid effects and it makes it so funny. Oh man, it's really fun. So check me out on that. It's really fun. Maybe I'll post them right here real quick in the middle of the video podcast. Yeah, uh-huh. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, don't give a fuck. I beat a bitch up, scratch off like Lotto. Bitch, try your luck. This is about, which I always say I might do and then it adds more editing and then when I get to the editing process I'm like, God damn it, why did I say this? Cause now I gotta go back and edit instead of making it so much easier for myself in this podcast. Cause it's already like supposed to be about efficiency. Find the double entendre so I don't have to fucking do things. But yeah, other than that, I've been rubbing CBD all over my freaking skin. I like the way it feels. It's like icy hot stuff, but I know it has CBD infused in it. So it makes you give it that cool pain relief and feel but it has CBD in it. So it has like extra pain relief and anti-inflammatory. I love CBD. I'm gonna be just talking about it a lot because I'm trying to make money, okay? I'm trying to make my dreams come true. Other thing I wanted to bring up was the Joker trailer. I think I'm gonna watch it tomorrow or something on the podcast. Cause I think that'd be cool. I haven't watched a trailer yet. Joaquin Phoenix is in it. I love the thought of that. I know I'm probably way behind but I just wanted to check that out and I'm really excited for that movie. And the next movie I wanna see is Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and I'll give you a full raving review. And yeah, that's it. Donate to the Bahamas. Have a great day. Is there anything else on this day in history to see if that sparks anything? I'm super pumped for the open mic, dude. I'm gonna record it. I'm gonna try to record it well. I gotta find my little iPhone thing. I have a tripod but my iPhone piece, I can't find it. And yeah, I wrote a fucking rap today for the Bahamas, okay? For the donations. What else, what do you want from me? No one's asking for more, Steven. This is your own head, okay, I understand. My psychosis is filtering in the negative spiral. Get out of it, get out of it. Think positive, think positive today in history. It is a great thing to make history, think positive and we're gonna do it. Today is September 4th. Oh, I love when there's fucking triple digits, yes. September 4th, 476, is that real? Romulus Augustus, last Western Roman emperor abdicates after, this is really pointing out I could barely read, but I read every night but it doesn't help, abdicates after forces led by Oda Akkar in Vey Rome, traditional end of the Western Roman Empire. Okay, so 476 Romulus ended the Western Roman, that's what I got out of that. And that's history, baby. That's how we do it. Tick tock, I just feel like busting out a tick tock around, and my fucking neck is fucking smacking around, my eyes roll back in my head and I fucking convulse, that's tick tock for ya. I love it, with some music that's like, I don't wanna be a kid. Tick tock, baby, I love it. Dude, tick tock is hilarious if you let it be. That's the weird part, it's not funny, but you have to make it funny, and that's what makes it funny to me, is that it's not funny at all, it's not comedy, it's not, I mean, it's comedy, it's not what's it called, it's not smart, it's not thoughtful, it's not clever, it's just fucking nonsense. And I hate how things, oh, it frustrates me so much how things catch a wave because they catch a wave, just like art, it's like art is good because it's art, but it's good because it's art and it's art because it's good, there's nothing, there's no meaning to it, and that's tick tock. But you gotta play the game if you wanna win it, if you wanna win the points on it, if you wanna score boards to add the digits to it, you gotta play, and that's the quote of the day. Can't wait to see that in the comments. Today in film, by the way, comments, you guys are the best, I can't wait to see comments on my last one. Don't clap for the day, which I do for engagement. Today in film, 1936 Swing Time, by George Stevens, great last name, starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers is released. Today in music, 1965, Beatles single help goes number one in stays for number one for three weeks. I'm not a Beatles fan, never really gave him too much of a shot. I think I need to choke down a lot of drugs and just listen to them one day, I'm just kidding. But no, but honestly I wouldn't do that in the future, but I need to listen to them, I need to give them a try, I need to go back and revisit music because when I was listening to music, you always have things you hold onto, like I like this music, I don't like that shit. So you'd like pick teams, that's what this whole like world's about right now. It's like this and this, that's what I'm talking, that's what I was trying to say at the beginning with the humans, like we're all humans, we're all skin people, help each other out and just spread love always. Even if the worst person does something that's like, ah, that's part, that's my brother, that's my fucking treat them like that and watch out differently, look at the goddamn plenty, fucking morons. I love you. Today in sport, 1972, US four by 100 meter medley relay team of Mike Stanton, Bruce Mark Spitz and Jerry Hendricks sets world record for 3.4, 8.16 to win the gold of the Munich Olympics and Mark Spitz becomes the first athlete to win the seven Olympic gold medals in single games. Thank you, goddamn it, that was a fantastic one. I love paragraphs, I love words and I really like Palabras, which is Spanish for words. And I like languages, imagine if I could speak 97 languages, I don't know, I think the coffee's kicking in now because I only had it when I took a couple days off and now the coffee's kicking in now and rocking back and forth in my chair, woo! What's good, I wanna go now, now I wanna go, now I wanna talk about stuff, but that's it. Make the most out of your goddamn day, what's good? Are you waking up when you listen to this? You got both ears working, you got both air pods working because mine are breaking, I think I need to drop another $150 on a fucking new pair. That sucks. Did I beat the shit out of them? Did I take care of them? No, but that gotta use them as tools, I'm not gonna not use them because it's raining, I'm not gonna not use them because I'm swimming, I gotta use them at all times. Just kidding, I didn't use them swimming, I'm not that dumb. Did I drop them in water? One of them, yes. Do they stop working after that? Yeah, but it's both of them, so I don't think it's that because I don't think there's water damage and one transfers together unless I dropped it in this case actually, no, no. Anyway, they're weird, they're amazing. And the weird thing about air pods is that you always like try this with your breast buds. This is what I do all the time. Go on FaceTime, if you got air pods and you're freaking wealthiest shit or whatever you use for headphones, put the FaceTime on and put it somewhere in your house and then you guys do things with your air pods because you can talk normally and then you're like walking around your house, it really feels like the first step of virtual reality and it's fucking sick because you're hanging out and you're not hanging out and they're not there, but they're there and you're talking like I could be here, my friend's over there in my kitchen because my kitchen's right there and he's on FaceTime and I could see him what he's doing, he's dancing, whatever he's doing, practicing this stuff. I'm working on my neck because that's what I do in my free time. That's definitely gonna be my stand up routine, by the way, I just gotta know I'll be like, you ever just try to work on your neck mobility and I do that and that's true and that's what I do. Okay, I'll let you go and the dunk lifer of the day which I almost forgot, but I would never forget. By the way, check out my latest how to increase your vertical or 10 inches, God damn it, it's 10 inches. Do you wanna increase your vertical 10, God damn inches? Who doesn't? All right, here we go, come on, come on, come on. Dunk life day, I've got too much energy, too much energy, too much energy, I didn't even sleep that well. Israel Coleman, yo, I've been seeing you on my TikTok actually, what's up, dude? I love these podcasts, man, I don't ever watch, listen to podcasts but yours are too good, yo, that is nuts, bro. You don't even listen to other podcasts and I'm the first one, I'm like a real podcaster now. Holy shit. Tom Hawkins, appreciate you, Selly. I'm gonna slam it tomorrow night, in-game poster just for you. Let's go, bro, you gotta scream dunk life and not for me, because I'm wearing a shirt and that's my whole God damn brand but that will be sick if dunk life becomes a thing. I don't need to be, well, I'm not gonna say that actually. I would like to be known for the dunk life because I wanna start this community and it is a Ponzi scheme and I would love to be at the very top of it. So if you can scream dunk life when you dunk on somebody and let it go viral and say, Stephen Selly made me do it, I'm sorry, I murdered your whole life, sorry. Okay, that's it, love you, have a fucking fantastic day, sorry for cursing but God damn it, that's the end of, remember, remember. Storm, I tried to make it play really fast. Storm Dory and yeah, remember that and remember that the people need your help and if you can help a dollar, tell your mother to dollar, tell your sister, come on, give me a dollar, find a dollar on the street, put it in your bank account, transfer it electronically, it's really easy these days to do that if you don't have a bank account, God damn it. If you need me to pay money, if whatever you guys say, if you can't go on the website for some reason and you PayPal me, I'll do my cash up, I'll leave a cash up link too, am I making so much work for myself, God damn it, 15 minutes we're in. I'll leave a link to easily pay to me and I promise you it'll go right to the fundraiser, I'm not that friggin' cynical, I couldn't live with myself, you think I could live with this brain if I stuck your money instead of giving it to the hurricane, you think I could fucking sleep at night when it's my priority, you think I could fucking do that? Maybe I could, maybe I'll take all your money, I'm kidding, okay, relax, open mic, I'm getting ready, I'm getting prepped, I'm feeling good, let's go, have a good day, toodle-oo. Yeah.