 I had that one chick, she was fatter than everybody, but all she wanna do is drink patronette to a party, but I took her to the crib, and she said she wanna play, she broke up all the liquor, had to be drinking NJ, hey man, this is 85m self-show, man, what the fuck you mean? Fuck you mean, let me tell you something, they don't think I grew up rough, listen, I bet you niggas ain't do this in middle school every day, I bet you ain't went outside and jump your mama car, every day with a self-starter, stop playing not the box, the jump box, John coming prank the car, every morning, what time, it didn't matter, it been time when my mama was in the car looking at me, cranking it up, I'm like man, I'm too young to be a mechanic, this was protocol, nigga, I get dressed, hurry up, take the jumper outside, crank my car, 6th, 7th, and 8th grade, every fucking morning, oh don't let the motherfucking self-cranker, nigga, don't you fucking get it, hey, I'm a type of nigga, and you know I'm like so friendly, that's why I keep my bitches, they be drinking on the remit, I thought you fed them C, hey, they hit it, no, they was drinking remit, cuz we ran out of Henny, they had their white girlfriend, she said her name was Jenny, and we was drinking vodka, but she was drinking plenty, hey, this is what the police got to understand, it's just some shit as a black person, you just can't tell the police, you just can't, they ask you all type of guy there, you just can't tell them, cuz that just ain't how shit works, you gotta let them do their job, you gotta do some police work on this one, you gotta do some shit, you gotta do some shit, I can't do it, I don't think you ever been on a car like this, bout to pass out cuz of gas, I haven't, hey man, this nigga bout to die, trying to put gas in a goddamn car bro, but I'm niggas ain't caught, we're investing in the Bitcoin market, not the actual coin, like the more people use the currency the bigger, that's what's driving the price of it up, yeah, and it's being accepted, and you don't have to buy one Bitcoin, you can buy a piece of a Bitcoin, you can say shit I'm gonna put ten dollars on that shit in Bitcoin, so gangsta they be like, will you own point point zero zero six six of a third of a fourth of some Bitcoin, more for the rhyme box, me me DZ, hey bro that be the worst shit when you going through some real shit and then fans get with a nigga, get with a nigga walked up and say, hey what the problem is bro, I said bro you walking, there ain't nothing you can do, so this video on Instagram with these niggas in court, and then they can look up, it's him and his partner, and they can say, I'm the only one got y'all with narcotics, this is you and your constitutional rights, Paul Harvey, narcotics, yes, that ain't look bro, hey bro, this ain't real bro, that nigga bein that tellin there again, so you was there, seen about it, got the I walked in, I said damn, look like somebody got shot in here, let me get that cold 45 and a loose cigarette, after they get drunk, hey they be on cocaine, when they get drunk, they be on cocaine, when they get drunk, they be on cocaine, I don't do no coke but let them hold do that, I'm not no moving I'm just saying, you know how you get, when you go shopping, I'm gonna throw my grocery back there, but that'll be it, don't ask me to move your bed, dress it up, oh my, that ain't the truck, that ain't, that ain't, but get with a nigga, but get with a nigga and say, Lose the lame and nigga, he got a truck, he can put your bed on the bed, help me move, that ain't that kind of truck, they got you hauled, exactly, for $290 we don't need to untangle it or something shit, what's up, push up nigga, I'm here nigga, we went, we went on you nigga, we ready to work, nigga, it don't matter though, just gotta put it on the right ear, flip the ear, it don't matter though, it don't matter though, we ain't been in here in the long guy time I was in here last night I was in here last night, I coulda got here last night, I was family quality time, I need my brothers I need me with the daughter, I need my brothers, I need my brother Yeah man, like, y'all like that, doing all that cute ass shit, as soon as I get back in town, right, nigga, just assume i'm going to hit them streets and go to the club, I'm like bro, you know what, I ain't build my daughter in a whole point and try to spend time with my daughter, but tomorrow we can go see them, I Got to get my family time by the way, right? I got priorities man Exactly, I will land in the bed my partner like man come on come on to the club. I'm like, what time you going? No, damn. Well, I won't go on Land with my precious Nova, baby. Oh bad for what she funny to she funny than mom Have you ever wanted to go to sleep? Yeah, and you like I'm talking about when you open your eye Where your arrow in the back of your head check check check check check. Oh, I'm tired and I'm not gonna let me go to sleep We're very much they going hard in the paint if you were drinker This is this is really the one shit. This right here. Yeah, what would you put with like some Some some rock or the other Or the other shit them all fucking begin fucked up off of patrol come on See, I'll be around drankers, but I don't drink I know what the mix with to get them fucked up You know what when you be around chicks that drink you turn into a little bartender you do I already know when we You if you like you drink like I wanted to be But the only thing you know is Nick we cut when you entertain some whole You'll turn into a little bartender niggas start cutting up lines and shit. I want to do everything. Yeah, be in there Nick coming in coming in motherfucker with all the all the equipment looking like a frat part about to go on Make a martinis with the salt on the glass. You hear me. How you even put the salt running motherfucker to stay You got to put the lamb around it first Put it on Now I'm gonna tell you something that you might not already know You will turn into a bartender when you entertaining holes if they want to drink shit They don't want to drink it out the bottle I'm making screwdrivers and I'm gonna make some shit out a lot and I'm gonna put this shit on jello Then we freeze it and we got them jello shots and let me see them to the back When we at the crib drinking watching football Drone shots margaritas for all y'all Yeah, I already know what's going on. Hey, you want to get them draw got to get it Oh, hey, you should know patrol. Yeah, I know what I can pop Yeah, I just know it go and get it ask that nigga. Do you got some box? Let me tell them not a hook Let me tell you how I do it a cheap bitch. You can get her some exclusive Big ball and I tell you like this is she gonna shake it like a mile She was fired up and everybody But all she want to do is drink what's wrong at the party, but I took her to the crib And she said she won't a place you know And you know, I'm like so friendly See hey, they was drinking remit. Hey cuz we ran out of My girlfriend We was drinking vodka, but she was drinking plenty. Hey Had to grab them Back that bitch would go and you know, we're drinking this drinking. That's what we don't wait after they get drunk Hey, they be one cocaine when they get drunk. They be one coke. Hey And when they get drunk, they be one coke. Hey when they get coke, but let them hold through that Hey, I don't do no coke. Let them hold do that No, I don't do no I don't do no Never seen the shit before Hey, if you ain't ever seen the shit before look the other way you ain't never seen the sick before look the other way You ain't never seen this What the hell you know the whole fucking with them Let me put a whole recorder look she took the appeal by herself to get out of her She didn't need no fucking help. This was all this bitch. Yeah, tell them every knee That's your pill that you put in your drink. Hey, my name is happening I'm on purpose fuck what you think We only fuck with the girl and women that be doing their own drug Only fucking girl and women that be doing their own drug We only fuck on drugs We only fucking with women who got their own drug And you know I got this chick she wanna have sex with me She say you freaking do you want a possum ecstasy I said I don't know I ain't did that shit a long time She said come on you pop this pill you can get it all night I said shit what we doing is the weekend She started popping pills I swear to God I started geeking in The crazy part I'ma keep it real She done fucked me up over half a pill I don't even know what this is I swear to God I'm scared as hell I can't feel my legs I wanna go to sleep and shit I need to go to bed But the crazy part is now it's like six in a morning How long I been on this shit Where's we going You scared I'ma let you see the know Yeah listen shawty I done sold crap before And don't mean that take a snook Go ahead and take a hit Bend it over take the dick I don't give a fuck cause I am from the hood And if you snip powder then you got a friend Told my niece for you to call her Okay one time I got so high I was coming so high I'm out of three love My room's white Hosing a dorm room We was at this college One of those college states Now it's like you're gonna be so fucked up Wait till about eight I'm like cool shit I'm straight But I really wanna sandwich Man is this shit gonna kick in Cause they have my high I can kinda man with that I know I was high too soon Everything up in the room Start looking just like cartoon I remember I would keep your two But it was just so sweet I'ma tell you a few Now listen I got the weed and you got the cocaine So when the police pull us over Just stick with your thing Alright alright I know I'ma get out tonight But you You might need you a flight Cause your ass gonna be in there For the whole weekend And they gonna see your charge And I'm like she was geekin And I see one thing That niggas don't know But they gonna learn one day You can't see the drill till Monday Whatever you gotta sit in there Might of well just make some friends And see if you can get your bond together Finally got some men Call your sister Call your mama And keep calling back every hour Say what y'all let Y'all done left y'all got my money Shit with my power Somebody come and get me Man y'all bullshit Make it y'all ain't coming But they already there They was just waiting on your paperwork From your bonding Y'all That's true Shit already be paid for They just taking three hour Four hour pricing Your paperwork to cover up stuff And you know what Your shit been in the fast machine They just ain't hitting the sin Right there Right now They done sent it from us They done put a nigga On top of your paperwork And sent both y'all papers At the same time Hell yeah Real shit Wasn't back to the 85s Shit Ay Now we come down They gonna be like I'm gonna get money They came back talkin' bout you Bro Niggas talkin' bout Sit down and pile That's 2018 bro And the shit you said real Everybody is responsible For their own shit You the hell yeah That's all the way around I got the weed You got the cocaine Stick to your thang now Right Don't get in here talkin' bout I don't know what that is But you know that white shit y'all Ay And you need to let everybody know Before you pull off I ain't got no life You need to say that Ay Going to jail for shit Like that And uncalled for I don't think niggas should go to jail For shit They know that they can go to jail For I know that sound like Like a stupid Stupid question Like how you gonna rob a nigga You might get 20,000 But I'm sayin' like If you know You ain't got no life Like You just really Yeah If you want a nigga to like her Hold a nigga to like her Ay man You ain't got no license I hope all the niggas In the street this year Get out the street That shit is over with Yeah get on the sidewalk Come on man You still can see You still can see What's going on in the street You ain't got to be in there Check it on the sidewalk And be like Hell nah The streets ain't forever That's what it may sound like That be one of them Oh hell nah That shit crazy Just be a commentator For the street You ain't got to be in the street An observer man Niggas are already Commentating snitching anyway I feel like you just Go ahead commentate on the sidewalk Cause sometimes You get fucked around And get hit in the crow fat And now you got to Commentate in that interrogation room You be like Yeah man You know I saw a lot of things Because I was right there I saw some things And I seen some shit And depending on What y'all really know Is what I got to tell y'all Well I knew what I said I wasn't over there I wasn't But I had been over there So you're telling me You bought the bill At 10.30 I bought the bill at 11.30 That's what time I bought the bill But you know the murder Was at 11.25 But at 11.25 I was just not pulling up So that telling me You had to walk over the body To get the bill To get the bill That's what I told your partner So you was there Seeing the body Got the bill I walked in I said damn Looked like somebody Got shot in here Let me get that Cold 45 And a loose cigarette Total was $6.11 I walked straight out Stood outside Waited on y'all Smoked some of the cigarette Put the other half out Y'all pulled up Started asking me shit The nigga who had did it Was already gone So you seen the nigga do it And you went in the store No he was gone When he did it Before I got there But I had already Walked to the stove And I wasn't gonna Not get no bill Because I had already Walked So nobody was in the store You didn't buy the bill So that mean You was accomplished to the robbery Because you took the bill I didn't know nobody Had nothing to do with the robbery Or the shooting I'm just a bill buyer Now if you lock Motherfuckers up for that Then I can go for that But I ain't shot nothing Nah nah I wasn't driving And that's how a nigga I always get away Now if you gonna lock A nigga up for this Now you can lock me up For that But for that You gotta get the fuck up Y'all talking about some Murders and shit Hey don't nigga be like I did no motherfucking murder But if y'all down here Locking niggas up for child support Nah I did that Hey why nigga Why that nigga ain't tagging you Them niggas out there like I don't think he's gonna do it Hey that's the worst part When you watch the first four They ain't as a nigga You can tell when a nigga Ain't do it You be like bruh I ain't on fuck with the police But they need like A real nigga Counsel just to watch Them videos Like that nigga ain't do that Hey you ever got a trick From a nigga who you thought Ain't do it Then when it come to find out That nigga did You be like boy that nigga good That nigga trick me That nigga trick me I knew for a fact He had nothing to do with that Like they on the wrong search My nigga wrong lead Hey boy And this nigga old sneaky little bastard Boy I hate when they get the wrong Nigga that nigga The nigga who be in there With the arm tucked in Like bruh That's what a god Bruh I been down here About to see It was Hey bruh I want that my partner bruh How I'ma kill my bad friend Them niggas shot me too I was like bruh They shot him That nigga ain't have No way bruh I remember one episode nigga It was a nigga They actually Was giving a ride to Like it was three niggas in the car bruh This nigga just need a ride to the store I swear it's like one of the worst Days ever in somebody's life These niggas go to the store And it so happened that The niggas we get to ride from Got beef with a nigga at the store They not knowing this nigga is with them They like it's all And fucking popping These niggas get the Everybody gotta get the hell on They come get this nigga He already know He like He play the He play the not gonna snitch part You know they gotta play it For like two, three minutes He like So what you He like man I don't really know man You know I don't really know They own his dad They like look I ain't June I was always nigga and I ain't June He like I ain't June You finna go and get these 30 years Go on with the rest of He like man Listen boy Niggas dog doing what he like Listen Listen He trying to be a real nigga You can't That boy's coming out He like man listen dawg Fuck all that I just want a ride That nigga did that That nigga did that He like you should man I put my life on it But I don't give a fuck But none of y'all niggas talk about Them niggas did it But if y'all need me Sign somebody with a pen Man them niggas go get the niggas right Go get the niggas who he told off They and Terry gave him right So they telling him like yeah man Your boy done told us everything Niggas go with the niggas over there in the drain Like man that's my dawg man Niggas ain't told you shit man Ain't did nothing Not know what that nigga over there like But with a pen With a pen Shout out to them like that's my dawg Man get with them folks They say that's your dawg huh He say yeah they say Well come with us man We want you to We want you to see some Man Them niggas This is real against the law Them niggas open that door Where the potlums in there talking about With a pen in it They open the door They say This is what you were talking about You can say Man get the fuck out of here man That nigga with them dread man That nigga face look That nigga look at that camera like that The first four day camera nigga Man get the fuck out of here man You know you haven't been to go to prison right You saw that video You send that one on Instagram But the niggas ain't caught in front of Hey well that nigga go to prison boy You saw this It's this video on Instagram Where these niggas ain't caught And the nigga look up It's him and his partner Oh yeah but girls it That nigga said I'm the only one got y'all with no credit This is you and Your constitutional rights Paul Harvey Yes Face it off Hey boy This is real boy That nigga bein that tellin there again I saw one thing he tried to be hard They were like tell her what happened to them Folk they got killed frat That nigga said Shit I don't know nothing about them folk They got killed frat She was like oh well that's fine Cause we got enough information Lock you up already That nigga said hold up I know what it looks like But it's bruh Sometime okay I want to say Six times out of ten bro Alright It's a good four times out of ten Before we lie Cause a good twenty percent They got a lead Eight times out of ten No I'm talking about A hundred percent they got a lead So I can't really just say sixty percent They line They don't call a lead from another lead But forty percent They really pushing for you to They might think they know the information Or they might on the right lead But if you just say no And just stick to it for like a year or two Hey this is what the police got to understand The nigga can't lie that long They can't give up the life like a day or two But if you got a life for him Leave it like man I'm on the good For about four months of their lives But I ain't lying This is what the police got to understand It's just some shit as a black person You just can't tell the police You just can't They ask you all type of goddamn You just can't tell them Cause that just ain't how shit works You gotta let them do their job man You gotta do some police work on this one You gotta do some shit You gotta do some shit I can't do it for you You gotta It like one on Frank Lucas When they keep coming back with information You like where The crazy part is Even when you They didn't really do the investigation They didn't really care Even when you the victim You can't really tell them Like what happened man I don't know what happened man This shit happened to me You tell me what happened That's exactly what happened to me I don't know what Fuck happened You tell me Mr. Officer I don't know You got attitude Yeah cause you asking me The goddamn question That's exactly what happened to me That's exactly what happened to me Motherfucking victim And I got locked up For me and the victim What happened I'm like I'm fucked up That's what happened They're like who did it Nigga Night time I can't see I need for you to do some work Come on now Well we need to know What color they had on this I just not tell you They had a knife I don't know who the fuck Matter of fact They had a knife What color is a knife The motherfucking say You want to press charges I say No I look like I can't press shit Oh nigga You mean literally Yeah literally I don't want to press No motherfucking charges I'm just glad to be alive Do you know them Nigga locked me up For being alive It's a charge For you in the streets And you make it out alive That's fucked up You go to jail The police telling you You should have died You would have been free Nigga like yeah man You got to do 21 days For making it out Some shit that might You probably started But we don't really know But somebody got to go to jail For this year So come on I'm like Damn dawg That fucked up That shit That would not realize That shit Fuck the justice system Ain't no justice I said I went to jail Because I didn't want To tell you some information Did I feel like You should go out there And go find out I don't know I don't really So they say we got to blame Somebody I don't know I ain't never had to call them For shit I ain't never I got stabbed And was in the emergency room And when I woke up Them niggas in my face I had to call them When they stole my call But that's the only time I ever had to call them I called them twice You can't proceed Without the police report I called them twice On shit that I needed The police on For like They broke it to my car For a rental car And I need the police When I ran out of gas And I thought I was putting gas In my car For like 45 minutes And I was inhaling gas And gas was never going In the car I feel like I need the police To help me Hold up, what the fuck Yes, bro No, hold up, bro How you thought you was Putting gas in the car Listen, bro I was putting gas in the car And I just hid in the ground But I'm like Maybe that's some of it Maybe that's not all of it What the fuck And I'm trying to crank My car Nigga I had a charger rental car That ran out of gas That didn't even tell me That I was running out of gas Ran out of gas I almost finna get to fight With the nigga at the store Because that gas can't broken He don't want to give me another He like I can't do nothing about this I said Fuck, nigga I've been inhaling gas for 30 minutes You finna give me another gas can I ain't hearing none of that But this time I'm frustrated I feel like I'm about to die I'm inhaling gas For 30 minutes And this nigga Is refusing to give me Another gas can I feel like Nigga I don't know I'm really like Panicking on the low Because I'm like I didn't inhale gas For 30 minutes He talking about He can't give me another gas can I don't know how the fuck That's gonna hurt you Fuck-ass nigga Give me another gas can If I slap this shit out you Bitch-ass nigga And I'm in the middle Of nowhere Talking to a nigga just like this Views round by I was literally talking to this Nigga like Fuck, nigga You gon' give me another gas can I don't give a fuck He a bitch Why you just saying Buy another gas can I'm not finna do that This gas can't just broken Bitch-ass nigga Give me another gas can Because I gotta get you Fuck off from running I'm panicking I'm feeling woozy I done called the police I called the ambulance They on the phone I'm talking to this nigga And I'm on the phone With the 9-1-1 dispatcher This bitch like Where you at? I'm like, bitch, use the telepods Shit, I don't know where I'm at And she say What you got on? I say, bitch, if I'm dying What does that matter? I need for you to come Don't you know that bitch That bitch transferred me Over to another 9-1-1 dispatcher Transferred me over to the ambulance Transferred me over to the fire fighters I said, bitch, if I was dying I'm dead I talked to three different niggas On the 9-1-1 call And they still ain't even swerve Over to even up To just check up on What the fuck is going on That shit scared the fuck out of me You know how you a butt-dial The police in the hood And they pull up at your door? Quick If a baby called 9-1-1 And hang up They coming in three minutes I'm on the phone with these niggas For 45 minutes And nobody showed up That's fucking scared Of the shit out of me That knowing And I was inhaling real gas All they take is for you To run out of gas To be damned they're dead You got to tighten your shit up And inhale gas It was going to be a sad story too How the fuck the gas hit the ground I'm lost You know in the gas can right Okay, you know how in the gas can right You know the stick on the pump right It has to go in It has to go through that little silver metal The little circle part For the gas to go in I never stuck the little prong thing in What were you doing? I thought I was pouring it I was pouring it in Carlos I never put the stick in there So it could go in it I was pouring it in I thought it was Niggas I was panicking Okay That's what you do when you panic With gas You just pouring gas every day Niggas I'm pouring gas on myself On the car On the ground It was never going in The little gal in the house Never went in the car Damn I'm just glad that shit Ain't take you out of the game Niggas you ain't I don't think you ever been On a car like this About to pass out cause of gas Never Hey man This thing about to die Trying to put gas in a goddamn car Bro I'm off of a ride Bye Hey bro That'd be the worst shit When you going through some real shit And then fans Get with a nigga Walked up and said Hey what the problem is Bro I said bro You walk it Get the fuck out Ain't nothing you can do Get the fuck out man I mean if you keep walking Niggas trying to help me My police would say You white And I'm trying to rob you Cause they're the only way They're gonna call quick Cause I'm about to die Man fuck that car You might real walk with me Niggas I had a flight in the morning At 7 o'clock Don't nobody want to sit By your gas smelling that Bro I had to take a Retard it that bad Bro Leave the clothes All that Tell the valet man Leave the windows rolled down Hey man The valet man You want the windows That'd be rough man Hey man I don't have a rough day I'm going to the TV window Roll the fuck down Don't ask me no questions Hey man So that's what the fuck You've been up to Man I ain't never caught a police ever again Well fuck the police Fuck that Hey man TRL coming back Tomorrow Well By the time this shit Come out It was on already Every day Four o'clock Monday through Friday Every day at four o'clock You know the fuck Going on TRL You know You feel it go turn A whole bunch of Y'all ain't got a I've been on water And what I've been outside Eating grass Man tell everybody You straight bro You had everybody Scared I was scared But you ain't never Been to hydrating I just thought I was tired Hey man I appreciate everybody For sending your prayers And your best wishes You know what I'm saying I just overworked Myself man You know what I'm saying Your boy was dehydrated You know Shit I worked too hard Shit I died about this shit You know what I'm saying I was in Colleen, Texas Damn they about to throw up On stage Y'all Y'all want to know Because I got to keep The profession and go hard You see what I'm saying But That's for anybody Who go hard For what they do Make sure you take care of yourself You drink a lot of water You know what I mean I'm back You know what I'm saying I'm taking care of myself I got my water I got my fluid You know But I appreciate everybody For showing love Make sure I was straight But everybody Make sure y'all take care Of yourself man You know what I'm saying Eat healthy You know And everything's gonna be alright Stay prayed up Your boy DC on flight Is back in full Motherfucking attack Never Fuck your man Never I had a headache for a whole two weeks Shit no Two weeks I'm talking about that bitch Want to go nowhere And it would get worse every time I flew on the plane And it seemed like I had more flights Within them two weeks Than I ever did It's like I took a flight Everything And every time I got in the air I would wake up on my sleeve Like God damn it man How long we got on this flight An hour now We need to pop a pill And that's what I was scared of I didn't want to get used to Pop them off of the pills I didn't want to be one of them Niggas had to pop a pill Every time just to do some shit So I said Fuck it I gotta go to the hospital Let me see what's really going on With me since I'm at home Cause I ain't finna go to the hospital No way else They had to give me two bags Of salt water And just how much water I didn't have my sister I didn't get two bags He didn't want to cover Out of these And back with Juvenay Alright man Matter of fact Do we got some water Yeah somewhere Please Finally We crazy all over the world Now we I gotta drink some water with you God damn it Fuck around I need two more bags Drink your motherfucking water This is a promo man Drink your water 2018 Niggas out here passing out Come on man Drink this shit Hey boy I learned my lesson You understand me How on me I went to the pool Bro that's two times you How on them over Hey my nigga you got nine lives Bro Hey boy you hit me Every time I look up You got That's all you've been doing In your 85 south shell absence Escaping death Don't say that Don't fuck around I can't escape that But I've been just Escaping accidents Yeah man You out here being Accident prone and shit Your insurance Coverage gonna go up And the crazy part I got a lot of insurance I mean your premium Not your coverage Nigga the coverage I'm never gonna go It really wasn't me I've just been Not paying attention to shit And I ain't paying attention To little shit You ever been grinding so hard You just ain't don't pay attention To the game Man you can see There you go You just driving That's what you were doing I was just driving I drove for a whole week In a running car And it never went in my mind Fathom in my mind Nigga look at the gas Hand That's how God works I'm just driving Bro get in the car You'll never run out of gas Get in the car Get in the car And don't even look at the game Run out of gas A shock you back into reality That's real You run out of gas one time You feel dumb as a motherfucker Run out of gas You start doing stupid shit And you don't know nobody knows Like filling your tank up When it hit a quarter tank That bitch right there Nah fuck that Put it back on the F I gotta have my F When that bitch go pay a hand And that bitch start to look at you Like this My book start going on there And he like Nigga Don't you fuck again Cold as this being I just bro Hey man if it's enough gas To get to the crib Fuck it Nigga We'll figure it out That's the thing Nigga be too cold for your nigga To get out That's why in the summertime I mean when it's sunny outside When it's cold but it's sunny outside Pump your gas man Yeah I don't let my shit At the time you pump your gas When it's sunny outside Half or right path Hey bro I did some dangerous shit You a dangerous nigga Nigga it was cold the other day Bro but I had somewhere to go Bro And that shit you put up on God The Twitter bro was Bro I did that shit And I ain't have no been doing that shit It was ice on the window Come on man And I literally had Nigga you know how it fall Got at the bottom Nigga had that little hole Nigga I'm driving on the Man Better warm your shit up I swear on everything bro I'm driving on the window like I'm like let me pull my stupid ass over man I swear on everything bro I throw like two lights And I said Bro this shit is dangerous Bro you better warm your shit up You gon' be right down to 85 And you hear that damn flap Now I want for the I want for the get on there Spreadway Got them built then came off like No Jesus You can't get on there Spreadway You gotta be like Go through lights where You can stop at a light We'll get time for your car time Know what I'm saying Crank up Man just warm your shit up Can't go on the spreadway Like this I'm from the country I let my shit warm about an hour Bait and kill all my goddamn name Ain't nothin' smoke coming after goddamn My shit warmin' up Call hot I ain't my shit so warm by the time I get in I gotta cut the heat off Let the wonder down Shit they fucked up And let me get a remote start on the truck Nigga Nigga I'm a fuckin' nigga Don't get my lil week NBM done Don't get my shit Before you had a camera Out the day the truck needed to be washed That's how you do That's how you do And you got the bed You push your shit in that I ain't one of them kinda truck Don't shit go in the bed Don't have me push shit in the truck You ain't What you mean ain't nothin' I ain't push shit back though I'm not no movin' that I ain't I'm just saying You know how you get When you go shopping I'ma throw my grocery back there But that'll be it Oh yeah Don't have me to move your bed Dress it up Oh nah That ain't the truck But get what a nigga That ain't one of them kinda But get what a nigga gonna say Lose the lame and he He got a truck He can put the bed on the bed Help me move Uh uh bruh That ain't that kinda truck They got you hauled Exactly For $290 Come on man For the whole day Actually you can get it For about $70 for the day You can go get in the truck And put another nigga in the back And you You can have another nigga driving You'll get in the back Not movin' shit Don't ask me I ain't movin' shit If you can't fit it in your lap It ain't goin' in my truck I'll be just see I'll be goin' just to see How far I can crank that motherfucker I don't give a fuck no more I'm on PT Cruiser Let me tell you somethin' Niggas really think I Hey this nigga here bruh Let me tell you somethin' Hey man this day the 5th sound show Man what fuck you mean Fuck you mean Let me tell you somethin' Niggas don't think I grew up rough Listen I bet you niggas ain't do this In middle school every day Nope I bet you ain't went outside And jumped your momma car Every day with a self-starter Stop playin' not the box The jump box John come and crank the car Every morning What time? It didn't matter It been time when my momma was in the car Lookin' at me Crankin' it up I'm like man I'm too young Every morning bruh Every morning bruh This was this was This was protocol nigga I get dressed Hurry up Take the jumper outside Crank my car 6th, 7th and 8th grade Every fuckin' morning Made you a better person Oh don't let the motherfuckin' self-cranker be dead You ain't plugged that momma It's my duty to plug the self-charge up momma So hold up You gotta wake up every morning And jump the car And you gotta charge up the jump box Oh if it's dead I'm the reason why the momma fuckin' dead Damn But you really had it rough out here in the streets man I don't think niggas will understand if you did 6th, 7th and 8th grade bruh I was a mechanic Shit rough out here Without being one You know who we gon' dedicate this portion of the show to Is niggas who got fucked up called man The shit so fucked up only you know what's wrong with it And you know when your shit about to break down So when you pullin' over nigga like Hey what goin' on You like yo just gonna run the store right quick You ain't runnin' no store right quick But yo shit about to give out Come on man Hey that nigga shit about to give out That nigga was like What's going on in this store right quick Shit Hey buddy 85 South show This show dedicated to niggas Who don't have no windshield wipers Oh don't tell my straight real It ain't need no rubber It's straight real Ain't no rubber That shit ain't get nothin' bruh Straight real bruh Straight metal on the windshield See You see sparks and shit You like man you bout to start a fire You bout to start a fire on water Hey Nigga be prayin' it don't rain Hey Get back the windshield wipers It just fucked up That why I waited Hey when the bitch come on And then niggas get stuck together You like God damn Now I gotta pull over and unstick these motherfuckers It ain't look like a curse of sea That when you gotta pull that motherfucker over When it rain Nigga what going on Nigga I'm jiffin' runnin' this store Oh shit It's rain Bruh you ever had a fucked up brakes You hit the brakes in the whole goddamn cost I trim it like Oh Shit what about this When your brakes don't give you a warning That your brakes bout to go out You know how you got to have a warning And now all of a sudden you press brakes Your big pad is in the Where you alternate at You like what the fuck Why shouldn't they put a go there father Hey this is a real nigga shit bruh Hey your brakes ever be fucked up for so long They fix they got themself They be scrubbing like a mom for you like Shit What I just had to break them in I ain't these motherfuckers still some good I have no more It just is smooth Oh one of your shit You know your shit bad But you know how fun You got to press on your brakes You know bad Come on man Where you know you see some shit You be like I got to stop I don't know Wait Right Yeah Okay we's gonna die I can't hit nobody I don't know Hey you know what's fucked up though Nine times out of ten When your car fucked up You know exactly what's wrong with it You know what I'm saying Like Ah shit that goddamn spark plug That came loose Nigga Put it up in the taco bell Tell them bout my goddamn crown My motherfucking fan Yo folks that's why we're on fuck with them for My fan Listen this one of them hot folks I'm talking about one of them real summer when it's When it's hot hot like Everybody in the hood hot Yeah most of them are One of them Everybody's smoky but we ain't got no money to eat Hot Hot hot water Struggle Yeah it's real smoky nigga We smoky but we ain't eatin' nothing Check a burger We just out here smoky We high air but we already done something bitch Double T burger something Everybody high but we ain't gonna buy No food fuck that We gonna be hot Salt taco ad nigga Seven to nine cents Nigga we Everybody pitch in on the meal Nigga I swore on everything If I would we would pitch in on the meal Church is chicken That's how I struggling war Nigga my fan My fan And I can tell you Cause my gauge had to go to like Two eighty fast And you know your shit ain't for the go-paying One sixty My shit in two twenty Two forty Two I was like Ah let me put this shit on Let me put this shit on Ah Nigga I pop my Nigga I used to be in front of the fucking Red light Get out I had the time And like This red light been red already I know I can't pull over If it's yellow about the turn red If it's yellow about the turn red Then I'm like Ah Ah Put that bed Hit that fan Hit that fan Can't close my shit Could a fan go start If I Lay it down You gotta be quiet with it Go ahead lay that bed down Ugh Get back in the car everybody said Look at you that head Like ain't nothing on it Oh Shit, I got a look with everybody see Hanging on a nigga, but we ride no man Cause I have a nigga scratch that Hey, you ever needed a ride ain't none words the need to goddamn rat When you need a ride you live far fuck. You don't even the nigga who gonna give you a rag on God damn You live far fuck nigga be staying right? I take you home, but I'm gonna do you like that But when you need a ride home nigga, they can think you ain't got shit to do And like whatever they just won't take you on all they got damn air, but did I'm gonna take you home I just got to run over here real quick. Did I know when you hanging in there? They can go do what you gotta do real quick then come back to the car with some more shit to do All I gotta do now go pima grandma drop off at dialysis then we got a stop by the dollar store I'm gonna run up in Kroger's groove. It's great over there But it ain't no y'all been in the hood all day you had none to do come on by the time I asked you for a ride Your gender J came out of nowhere. Come on. I didn't but then what you fuck up and said boy born it Oh, hey, bro, I'm young to the store, right? I can run you on my way back. I can come back. How long you gonna be out here? Do I know it? Coming back Why is it that soon as you get with little bitch you've been trying to get with y'all out there kicking and having fun like a Muffler it's always one of your real real land partners who fucked up that day that need a ride like black So glad I seen you not today, but not today Out of all the goddamn days, bro, don't let this be today, bro. This bitch got pretty hell everything she's smell good now, bro When you got to pull that you got to pull that where you got to go You got to pull that you got to pull that gone move you got to see him before they see you You got to see him at the store. You're like, I can go to the store I got to go to the next door cuz you know if they see you your plans Everything altered for 2018, bro, you know how many times I've seen it and I made me get gas further down the street They go get gas. He was Too many niggas over there. Yeah, go get gas down here. That's that racism. I'm gonna get I Don't get gas at that gas station if it's too many niggas over there I see niggas at the gas station lined up and I said I guarantee you I know three of niggas three to three of the cars Other eight cars. Come on man. And I only had time for today. I had to change Change the rules up if the outside dirty don't go in there Don't go in that bitch if they got new port ads or them swishers that don't nobody smoke You know for a fact they close one side of the dough And you know, they got two entrances don't go to that if you can't go to both Okay, you might have to come in this way, but see somebody over here part of the gas thing when you got to go out They come on man, you know I'm saying I'm fucking with quick trip and racetrack I go to quick trip because quick trip on the low. Mm-hmm quick trip want to be a restaurant, nigga They got a motherfucking piece of cafe The great selling They got fruit What they talk about Know man, what we get these shoes from Let me know what we get you They don't be no we're promoting this being you We're gonna get some promo out these guys over here. What's going on man? How you doing? Yeah, man get over there with your brother Me we got global soul up here, you know, this is where we get all our boots They got some of the nicest cowboy boots I've been getting boots from for a long time And when did you guys get into boot business, man? We've been in this shit since 2009 2009 man global soul taking over DC and he man look like Christmas. We got boxes all over the place Yeah, man bosses shoes all kind of shoe porn over there. That's what we do man, man Let everybody know for 2018 That y'all to play man 2018 is about to be lit for global soul man. We ain't gonna be with that shit That's right This nigga got the grills in his hand at them breathe. I don't think Bro, that's the greatest Jordan ever created in your hand. Let's speak on it for a second Man by Nick Pay for the other one Man, I just these niggas don't understand what you got Oh I don't think y'all niggas understand how long these young flag been wanting these pair I love 11 don't talk about the particular pair and I want you niggas to know I'm gonna wear the soul These are gonna be orange on the bottom. They might not even be black no more. They might be great I'm gonna wear the soul out these bitches. Every time you zoom in the airport in a game 2022 I will be wearing these bitches. You might have my next child. I will be in there with these And she's gonna have the other shoe I Most of time you see niggas man, you see them with 23 like spread it out super wide on the back That shit look like an exclamation mark and some on the back I Have to And I fucked up You had some ones or something I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disrespect your 13 You gotta say bro them to play off I've been put this order in Yeah You right I believe in it a little bit cuz I done made a little money off of I'm a believer now. I saw her face I didn't make a couple of racks off that already. Yeah Racks and flip Couple months a couple of months you see it It's on the account show you what you paid for it show you how much it's worth show you what it's gonna do in the next month The next year three month three years five years. They show you how the shit going. I'm fucking with it I mean, I got this other app cool where it take your change from your debit card and invest your debit I'm just bought some Netflix stock some Apple stock My big car, I'm just saying big honey. Yeah, it's a nigga out there. That's like Give me a month off. They're like, who is it? I need to choke somebody this is what you It's not You invest in in the big Yeah It was like some happened in 70 million dollars Yeah We invested in the Bitcoin market not the actual corn Like the the more people use the currency the bigger that's what's driving the price of it Yeah, and it's being accepted and you don't have to buy one Bitcoin you can buy a piece of a Bitcoin You can say shit I'm gonna put ten dollars on that shit and Bitcoin so gangsta there be like when you own point point zero zero six six of Third of a fourth of some big Now he got up He been yeah, he been on game Yeah Hey, man, what are our partners one of the people that we know that made about 25 off Bitcoin 10 years ago That shit was like 14 cent a share Now it's like 14,000 five hundred dollars a share No, she's up to like 20 one Bitcoin is like 16,000 right now. I need 16. So that just I'm telling you man I feel what you're saying bro, and I'm down with to get down. I don't mind putting a little fat one big coin It's 15,693 dollars. See today is down a thousand. Let me see Yeah These right here see these shit up. This is what I'm fucking with Yeah, I got something I got I got a couple of them on all these bitches though. I Own two of these Little light joints Yeah, just off of the that's the profit. I Told you is a couple that I spread them out across across the board You still just hit a whole rich-ass nigga Man spending that shit That shit coming right back Because I work hard I work hard as a mother fucker too. You know the nigga work hard I remember when I was working hard and could fluctuate nigga this shit is secure. We secured in the future He said the money fluctuate Chad. I'm just reused the word But I just reused it For Bitcoin terminology, right not real terminology. I know you one cuz you looked in the sky like I know We're using vocabulary frequently on this bitch We still on our vocabulary shit all 2018 for you non-believing ass miscreants Yeah, I better go to church go some damn well man. How you living? When you're looking forward to a 2018 we ain't set no goals and no shit, you know what to be a resolution 2018 man. I'm trying to get my show a Show started where I can put my niggas on like literally Put my niggas on I like to have a show a company show I'm having a comedy show, but I'm doing it in a lot of other people who I think it's funny Like nine comedies on a bitch, you know, it likes a deaf jam shit everybody doing like salmon You know, but it's like he's a nigga. That's how fun flip toes. You know saying I won't do some deaf jam shit So I'm hosting it with like nigga ass booty nigga, man I might be in the back like hey, you need to get your shit together. Damn, but it's gonna be fun Bro, it's so hard to watch a nigga bomb. No, I don't want it's your partner Yeah, that's why you gotta get him out the way so we know why niggas walking in over the know what's going on We're uptown closing and they was on a lot of the comedians was on Instagram They were talking about all the niggas they bomb for one of my homies I ain't gonna say his name cuz he bombs so hard He came from out of town He was hyped as fuck to do uptown. He was like man. I'm about to go down there Let these niggas know I'm about to come down. I'm out on my out here They should have been fucking with me. I'm out. I gotta really go down and put my stamp on these niggas and just you know Just to show these niggas that I ain't now. He was taught brother. This is this all day. He was doing this shit all day Man, I can't wait to get to uptown tonight. I'm gonna wear this. I'm gonna say this I got this one joke. Oh, nigga. I'm gonna fuck him up. Oh, I can't wait No niggas better not put me up first I ain't no open mic ad nigga better let me do my thing and I'm talking about fuck that light I'm about to show these niggas. I'm about to go in and cook. I'm talking about all day Man, the nigga got down there man That boy got boo so goddamn hard He wouldn't accept it. He just wouldn't accept it. He was like nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm straight. I'm straight He fucked my intro up man. If he would have gave me a better intro I would have hit them up man. He fucked me up off the real man The nigga who was hosting heard him say that and went up there gay to nigga grand intro This dumb ass nigga went back on stage got boo some more god damn I'm boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boooo This nigga gonna stand up at my man that color on boy Don't do that don't do me like that at the comedy game. I haven't seen a lot of motherfuckers eat it like She'd eat it. I'm talking about mouth to the stage eat it. I definitely ain't mine You're like you can tell when a comedian bomb it cuz they they got that uh, they get that whole swag like they shit on When they say a joke and they get quiet and they be like No It's the first thing a comedian say when the shit ain't going good for me. Hey man. What my ladies Three bitches in hey, this is true story. I'm standing in the back of the comedy club, right? It's a comedian on stage Nick came out and said hey what my ladies at other comedians say man this nigga up here doing my shit Look This nigga doing my shit And that shit is so funny like just the stand-up comedy world it's hilarious to me I really know these niggas man legs. I Would you tell them I would just tell them somebody I would just tell it somebody The other day, I was like, you know what I worked real hard at this shit. Well, I'm I'm doing my sit. Okay. I'm doing my sit and it's and it's way much for me to learn But if I feel like my six wrong in your I definitely want to go behind I'm just saying you know why because I'm working on my shit. Well, I don't want to be the first nigga And you have to keep just giving you respect you've been in the game I don't even look at that shit like that Fuck that if it's a whole bunch of niggas on that on the goddamn show, I don't I don't want to be in the invisible contest I'm going first. I'm about to go fuck this shit up and let y'all But you know But I was just telling somebody like that cool I don't really give a fuck about what I go in either but I take this shit real serious where it's like In in in the next three four years, I Want to be the nigga that they sit and wait for Not saying My shit strong you already are They want to see you fuck out at I'm paying my dues and paying my respect. I've been in the game for three years And then I promise you give me back. What is your 18 18 by the end of this year I'm having my shit right because you know what I don't been in the game long enough I don't I'm giving y'all nigga respect in the first first year, but like nigga them once I'm hitting Six and seven years doing this shit. Look out. Look nigga. I know you've been in the game Oh, man, even the key got down You settled with the shit you you settled you settled with that I want to become one of the great Everybody out there you know how many niggas in the game right now already scared to go up behind you because they Intimidated by by I want to go first and pay my dues and do what I do But in the next three years my doing all that Going up the four niggas because you've been in the game wrong to me that cool Forget what? You I'm in it to be great So if I work hard in my shit, and I know for a fact I'm confident mother fucker Just like how they waited for you when I went up first But I want them I didn't even print I want motherfuckers to sit and where I've been on shows sick some comedian I'm like, you know your niggas really don't want to go last But if you have them motherfuckers sitting wait wait through all that shit to be like Oh I don't want you to laugh at me because you know Just off the name I want to get the job. It's so many motherfuckers out here who's surviving off of that That's the nigga from I take this serious That's gonna take that shit gonna take the place of the Jordan smile the Jordan crying face I'll take this is here, bro. You know what I'm saying like you're not gonna be like, oh, that's the thing off Instagram. Oh You really think this shit? Oh, you really think I ain't working in this shit often to make you believe it But can you really can live off this shit for the rest of your life? You funny funny if funny if you saying some people want to hear that's what I think the number one thing with new Niggas is they just go on stage and say every goddamn thing that they wrote they'll never look at who fuck they talking to What a punchline Who did you bring out to come see you you sold no tickets who you bring out you just jumped on another nigga show Tell me about what they owe you you ain't sold no Nick just showed up to see how they got down DVD he printed off Cuz I was having this conversation so they was like so would you feel like that like about a Micups or a cat with I said no because I guarantee you It don't matter how funny I get These people are solidified if I was ever on the show with them. They got motherfuckers coming to see him Right, you see what I'm saying. I'm not saying I'm funny and in him and I want to go behind him No, no, no, no, no, no you missing the point I want to be so good like I Dave's let's look at his stand up his second He you ain't never heard him say this didn't they got on stage and said nigga I'm great at this a lot of comedians don't say that when they gonna stay didn't they gonna stay like nigga I'm so good I'm finna tell you a punchline and I'ma say it in my set somewhere You ain't gonna never see a company. It's just how great the niggas really is cuz you got the company That's the confidence. I won't when I'm like when I grab this motherfucker Mike and I get on stage Who the fuck gonna stop me nobody? They ain't right, you know you unstoppable nigga That's why I'm trying to tell you it's a whole bunch of motherfuckers who Intimidated by your presence you don't have shit to prove as far as with the funny part You prove to the world by your goddamn self in your free time that you already one of the funniest niggas in the You made motherfuckers look at you like you took the attention from my motherfuckers been on TV for the last 20 years Ain't got the attention that you got just all what you did by yourself and for you to take what you did In the bring that shit on the stage It ain't shit you got to develop it ain't it ain't gonna be low wait to the end of the year nigga You already the nigga that you trying to be that's what I'm trying to tell I'm trying I really want to say it without saying it, but it's 2018 may fuck them old ass nigga They done How you got his stories you better do them goddamn shows get your $500 and move The niggas coming from Instagram with five million followers and don't know about give a fuck about you They sold out them tickets in two hours 2000 cedars fuck y'all old niggas I better get in front of them young niggas and do your 10 minutes Joked that everybody seen and try to get with the young niggas and shit your pussy We see that shit on first amendment stand up Oh MP3 hot paws If you're gonna stay in the game you gotta stay in the game Write some new shit That's why I respect motherfuckers who got new standard special man I don't think niggas understand how hard it is to come up with a real solid fun I've been around that shit. I'll be watching them stand on special like damn. I know the nigga. They stole their joke Damn, they let this nigga rocker this shit. So old. It's a stock joke at this point I'll be like man. This is fucking disrespectful It's crazy. It's crazy my nigga, but that why I work so hard at it because it's it's it's past It's past the point of me paying dues You feel I'm saying like if I know you've been in the game longer than me, bro You feel I'm saying I pay my respect because first of all, I respect the stand-up game But I'm working so hard at my shit. You feel I'm saying like I want to be great I don't want to be better than you fuck fuck who in front of me I don't care. I just want to be one of the great. So when they speak about these niggas they gonna be like Oh, but then I remember the nigga came from the internet That's exactly what I was getting at. How the fuck they gonna talk about funny and not bring your ass up It's some shit. They just got to go. I'm like I want I want I want to break. I'm trying to be legendary, bro If you didn't if you ain't in it to be legendary. You ain't wait. You did it ghetto You hear me in your sister car In six seconds my nigga, man, you don't get the fuck out of here, bro You make motherfuckers watch some shit over and over again for sick goof ass thing It was fake like didn't he got do something else? She was gonna work. I never thought cuz it ain't right here exactly put the camera he fatted fatted He ain't fat no more, bro Cuz it ain't right if I ain't never listen to the nigga What I'm saying You took some shit that seemed impossible and made that shit possible Once I seen the reaction For a long time I'm telling you man I've been doing this shit a long time these niggas out here is not about their life They they think they about their life and they want all the accolades, but they don't want to do the work part They don't Skip the price and I think now it's the niggas who doesn't know who didn't win through the process Now they like the motherfuckers owe me something so I ain't they ain't gonna get to me so I'm just That's why I'm getting fed up with it. Well, I'm like, hold on. You've been a guy low to me that over I owe you now nigga nigga you you you want to if you want to go joke for joke You think you think you fun to you now you're making me feel like They press it it's add to the point. Well, I'm getting tired. I'll just I'm getting tired of being the nigga They'd be like Go ahead man. Y'all can do that. I'm like, no, I'm not going in front of him go. I'm high bruh Matter of fact, you know what I'll go in front of you Go I'm gonna show y'all. Hey, this is what you gotta do though You got to go up there and do that shit you go up there and do your shit Come out and watch D motherfuckers struggle for the rest of the show From not being able to follow what you just put on that heat To you to negate that all the people they came to see anyway But the great part about it is like like the nigga that's sending ticket man Like I don't been on show with plenty nigga. I understand my position when I come in You feel I'm saying like I know for a fact No goddamn position when they put me on the show. I'm on the goddamn show give a fuck After whenever I go up with in the end of mission now make them nigga run back to them goddamn I don't give a fuck who got the music I don't give a fuck if they come and say You know, you can't say cut you can't cuss you can't say nigga. I'm still gonna do it You might be bird we're gonna look around and see who ain't funny To see the nigga from the internet when they be like cuz it's still When I go out there and do my thing and then they got to go up there Maybe like you could tell they want to say hey man, young blood is she hard out there. That's that's the speech They want to give you that young blood is she hard out there, baby. They got to stay on in it You can tell when I get on the stage and they like I Think about these niggas they know exactly who they not funnier man. That's the one thing for show Yeah, I just love the comedy game and I just take it serious. You know, I take it serious I love this shit man cuz like I told him I told the niggas on the stage. I say man. I don't say a dope no moment I'd slain jokes like I said dope Hey, so if I slang a joke and you feel like that shit was for free you got the game fucked up check this out When you get when you get on that level that you saying you aiming to get on you ain't gonna be on the show with these motherfuckers No way They ain't gonna put you on there You're gonna be a motherfucking beast the niggas gonna be come rock this shit with us You got back one more year working with these niggas before they cut your water. Oh, no, I'm gonna be a niggas gonna cut your whole water And it's gonna be respectful. They ain't even gonna be good name fucking with you Take on the road I go do to show the name but for you know, it's a whole nothing. You never heard I heard all this shit. Yeah, we are We're gonna get back Man, you got it with that old fake-ass shit, bro. I think I hide on bro security I got security come to a pie. All right. All right, bro. Let's flip it. Let's let regroup and then we'll come back. I bet you Just celebrate a little shot, bro, I'm gonna put a little bump on it for you know Don't make me