 it's not chicken it's not chicken so don't call it chicken well we really enjoy being able to stab you in the neck you're gonna stab me over some vegan chicken brah you've already threatened me mate so we're out the front of Chelsea football club and we're handing out fried chicken but vegan we won't tell them till after they taste it let's go fried chicken you want some it's amazing can't believe this is vegan oh my god give me a fried chicken oh i like fried chicken so you give us a taste test because this is a new one that's fried chicken in the world you want to try it tell us what you think before you leave babe because we want to get your honest opinion what are your honest opinions tell me what they are first this is fried chicken try it tell us what you think what do i think what do you think of it it's good it's a chicken just tell tell us what you think you're a meat eater no you're not a meat eater why are you eating meat because i'm hungry oh really that's good that's good nice taste to it do you like it yeah i love it it's very nice that's nice that's good yeah you're a meat eater i am obviously what do you think of it fried chicken very good very good nice what do you think nice was it like very nice actually really good it's all right man it's good it's all right yeah what's the spice of the sauce the spices it's got a secret blend secret blend and it's also got cornflake coating why cornflakes yeah because it tastes good does it taste good you're leaving us in suspense it's okay i like that very very nice textures very very nicely done the coating as well it's got a better flavor to it i like it overall very nice okay it's not it's not me it's vegan so you're lucky oh thank god i'm actually veggie you are veggie wow you're veggie except thank you very much very straight vegetarian well whatever told you it's not chicken it's vegan i wouldn't be surprised you wouldn't be surprised i kind of knew it was fake you knew it was fake yeah what do you think it's not chicken you can't call a chicken oh well what should we call it trading sandwich should be after you you should be a raster what if i told you it's not chicken i told you i knew it i knew it when you like i don't taste good like you can bite you can tell but it's still nice it's still good i'll be honest it does taste like chicken it does so what do you so what do you think you think this is better than killing chickens or not no i love chickens i do also like eating chicken so do you love chickens the bird or do you like eating the meat a bit of both a bit of both there's a healthy balance but if you can if you're gonna replace it with this and do you think it's pretty neat i think it's quite the same it's not it's pretty much the same hey no i'm chicken gives you something a bit different be different is it worth it though yeah i think it tastes good man haven't eaten haven't eaten it when's the last time you ate meat yesterday i'm an avid yesterday but i i actually have been vegetarian i've done vegetarian yeah um so this is pretty good stuff you'd say no it's good man it is good it is good i would buy it okay we'll give you a free there you go three pounds up oh sucky vfc vfc vegan fried chicken you guys from australia i'm from australia you can get the same sprees and test goes you're basically getting it i think it basically is three pounds so you basically get it for free cheers guys come to that guy over there and get him here and arrest you arrest me get the cops to arrest this trading standards you can't say it's chicken if it's not chicken oh really you're gonna get in trouble funny texture do you know i like the texture wow so what is it you said it was vegan but now it's made out of plants like soy uh it's a bit gunky it's a bit gunky you're a hard credit you're hard harshest critic if we all switch to vegetables do the maths is there enough land in the world to support the population in the world if we all switch to vegetables tomorrow uh really i don't think there is for animal agriculture no no no no you're focusing on the cattle but is there actually enough land most of the plants that are well most of the grain is grown in Ukraine most of the soy and that's good give them to the pigs and their chickens no and forget about where you're focusing the animals but let's say let's let's say we go out and we we take guns and we slaughter all the animals tonight at midnight and some ritual like the original Passover it's a pretty satanic well that's what you guys want to happen you want all the animals to be dead maybe not brought into existence in factory farms and killed no it's what if i told you it's not chicken it's actually vegan oh it's still very nice it's so nice it's so good so you wouldn't miss the chicken if you had this that's food are you hungry yeah i'm hungry all right thank you ma'am no worries technically have you guys worked out well what's more is there enough land to support people with vegetables eating the soy or feeding it to chickens and eating the chickens what's more but is there enough land to support how many billion people in the world there's eight billion we're already feeding the animals plants forget about the animals no because you're eating plants when you eat the animals the animals are fed soy chickens are fed soy the pigs are fed soy yeah but let let's imagine that the animals no longer exist but they're growing the soy to feed to the chickens that's what i'm saying so there's already enough food but you guys can't can't deal with we're not eating animals anymore can we we're good yeah do we have enough land you could reduce the US farmland by 75 percent if we all adopted a vegan diet but is there enough land listen you could reduce the world's farmland and what's the carbon footprint on getting soya from wherever it's grown to the UK it's less than the carbon footprint of growing the soya and feeding it to animals and killing the animals because you have to grow that's not happening that's not happening no you guys need to do the maths to persuade people and what you need to do is don't call something chicken if it's not chicken call it what it is what is it let me ask you this we should call chicken slaughtered birds no what is that it's a vegan fried chicken it's not chicken it's chicken in that no it isn't so don't call it chicken should we call chicken slaughtered bodies of animals what if i told you that it's not made of chickens it's actually uh vegan wow i was not expecting that i really was not expecting that i would have said it looks like chicken tastes like chicken feels like chicken but that's something new every day don't you you wouldn't miss the chicken if you had that oh would you miss chicken i probably wouldn't miss the chicken if i had this if someone handed this to me i'd say well screw the chicken i love it okay what have i gave you a hypothetical right now we have this or we have a chicken here a live chicken a live chicken okay and their name's larry all right larry the chicken i also have a sharp knife and i'll say to you i'm going to cut off larry's head to make you fried chicken or you can just have this what would you prefer i just i take this i take this it's nice it's lovely again it like i say it it's chicken but it's not chicken if that makes sense so i like it yeah larry thanks you larry's very happy about that i'm glad to hear i'm glad to hear big up larry big up larry give him some uh free oh give him a couple there we go oh thank you very much here you go mate oh my god bless you guys take care guys thanks very much you're presenting this as if it was chicken and then you tell me that it isn't chicken but do you have to therefore you are the person that has lied i don't have allergies okay so it didn't affect you anyway well Jesus if you tell me that it wasn't chicken and it was chicken or the vice i'm offended by the fact that you said it was chicken and it isn't chicken let me ask you this so therefore i i have no chance of ever agreeing with you let me ask you this it's like this vegan thing that we create milk is it work it's not milk it's something else what what veganism needs to do is come up with new names so coconut milk don't go it's vegan chicken why not it's not chicken but everyone needs chicken so we're trying to get them to eat something that but that's a lie and if you start them a lie you're always going to lose can you guys not understand that why don't they show you pack uh slaw down no no no no no no why don't they show you it's not chicken so don't call it chicken and if it isn't milk from uh an animal or a female's breast don't call it milk because it isn't do you still drink milk that's a different issue you still drink milk you guys have got to change your language and then you stand a chance what have i told you it's not meat this isn't made from chickens it's vegan vegan fried it's good it's good it's better than most vegan chicken i've had that's nice that's very good it could be a bit spicier more spice more spice maybe yeah it's very good though give him free it's not chicken it's vegan what do you think of that no chicken no chickens at all fantastic very good very good no chicken no chicken i'll kill for some free yeah why not take some what am i told you it's not chicken it's vegan no chickens no chickens killed oh well it's even better it's even better yeah good to know excellent thank you all right brother see you later whatever i told you there's no chickens in there i know i'm on our thoughts i you thought it's amazing but it's still good it tastes like chicken it's not chicken is that crazy i love it it's good vegan chicken it's good vegan chicken lovely lovely it's vegan it's vegan brother i never drank breast milk no from a cow i'm saying do you still drink breast milk from a cow i have no idea you know the milk that you put in your coffee and cereal is that from a cow yeah that's for a baby a baby cow yeah yeah and so what well i'm just asking if you still drink but the replacement no you the problem you guys have is that you've got to come up with new names and new terminology okay because if you go should we tell people the truth about uh slaughtered animals slaughtered how sorry so this you say and we lie but what about the meat industry do they lie about i didn't see you lied that's a lie i never said you lied do i say you lied i never said life did we lie no i said you need to come up with new names very offensive that we call this chicken you'll say you're more offended with that than chickens being slaughtered it's not chicken so it replicates chicken it's made of plants so coconut milk isn't milky though they call it coconut milk but you never said a replicated chicken you know you guys need to come up with a new language and then you stand a chance no you can't get your head english you've got to stop being a protest movement and being a movement we should protest slaughtered animals i think the animals want us to protest for you're obsessed for animals you you're not being killed so there's no dead animal in there there's no dead animal in there you liked it you were like oh this is why you call them a chicken you liked it so it didn't harm you you don't have the right to appropriate the name from a chicken so what's worse appropriating a name or stabbing a chicken in the throat well you guys are acting as if you're the higher creed you didn't answer it what's worse appropriating the name chicken or stabbing a chicken with the knife and eating them you guys want to change you have to sell the message and you have to change your language and then you will actually win answer the question answer the question but if you keep on saying that you're the answer the question what's worse appropriating the name chicken or stabbing a chicken with the knife and killing them well we really enjoy but now it's to stab you in the neck stab me in the neck well that's not that's not bad at using words as offensive about stabbing people is fine you took it to another level there you're going to stab me over a you're going to stab me over some vegan chicken bra god that was who's the gift that kept on giving oh you've already threatened me mate so why you come back over you're already threatened me mate to stab me so why you come back over don't walk over to us or aggressive i said i would like to i would like to but the other thing is don't you don't direct anything aggression towards her sorry you were being very kind of don't do it now i'm saying don't direct nobody asked me for permission to take me it's a public place go look up the laws buddy you're throwing the stab me in the throat mate i didn't threaten to stab you in the throat you said you did say that so you were so offended by vegan chicken that you're now no i wasn't offended by the chicken i'm not offended by it just change the names and you guys will win how about this no how's that we took the eye out and it's got like a little e and there's a little we took the e out actually so if you're more offended by this in slaughterhouses then we've got a big problem in the world oh uh can you tell me who your data protection officer is oh yeah his name's our officer um don't stab me in the throat please mate no actually no this is a serious legal question you want to talk about laws and you just said i'd like to stab you in the neck no i've asked you a question and you are required to give me an answer well i think you're required to stop reaching the peace and maybe i'm not reaching any peace because you might get offended by more vegan food i know i know you're i want to know you're a bit of a snowflake who do i contact to get a copy of uh the data that you've retained on me which i'm entitled to you can call you can call the police no actually no police to get any data you want who are you guys you have to call the london police i don't i have to ask you and you are refusing to tell me who you are where you store the data and you are refusing to give me a copy the data that's the data we're done with you now move along please we're done with you we've got to hand out this we've got jobs to do we've got work to do you've got a game to watch you've got chelsea game to watch so you've just assaulted me you put your hand in it it's no flake city snowflake city you have no idea what you've just turned on oh dear i'm so scared you want to try something all right what's up brother i know you want to try some vegan chicken i thought it's going to be one of your turkey meat specials no it's vegan yeah are you a meat eater i'm a vegan you are a vegan yeah well tell us what you think this is vfc's v3 version three really good that's good right you like that you're a meat eater are you a meat eater i'm i'm moving towards vegan okay what do you think of this it's good it's good yeah we eat vegan in the house it's just when i go out i struggle a bit my brother what's going on you know what's wrong there's no good reasoning for it to be fair i watch all your stuff and uh you're right but i've got to get to the game so your email me when you go vegan brother not so offended over fried chicken it's good yeah it's good yeah yeah well it's not chicken it's made of plants it's vegan it tastes like chicken it's vegan fried chicken there you go there you go so no one had to get killed that's why i said it's halal because if it's vegan it's halal and it's alcohol there you go you don't never have to worry about halal because the vegan is usually always halal except for alcohol there you go so you wouldn't miss chicken if you had that no i don't think i would know what is it it's uh fried chicken fried chicken it's halal it's halal it's halal brother it's not chicken it's not chicken it's halal what is it what is it let's give it a try and tell me what is it what is it it's fried chicken it's not chicken so what is hello you've got a film and you haven't got a Chelsea accreditation off-site please what do you think what do you think it's good it's good it's good it's vegan it's vegan it's vegan so yeah plants it's made of plants off-site please it's made of soy so it's it's halal sorry ma'am we're trying of course we are we're moving i know i know would you like to try vegan chicken off-site come on you look like you know what you're talking about when it comes to to vegan chicken you look like you really want to give it a crap you you just got jealous that's why you wanted a piece didn't you we know you want a piece she didn't want to share it she wants it over herself pass them out don't be don't be greedy it's for everyone hey bro we'll leave it here a bunch for you okay all right no worries yeah yeah take it take it