 Greetings, this is James P. Madonna. I am in the MegaLife 21 computer technology laboratory with our director of IT and computer hardware and software technology Grand High Exalted Mystic Imperial Wizard for MegaLife 21 and we are looking at an experiment in Frankenstein's laboratory, EnerMax. Now EnerMax is a lava lamp? No, it's a, what is it cooling? That beautiful red beaker. Beaker. It's a funny word. What is that cooling? That beautiful red beaker. The CPU. The CPU. Alright, this is an experiment because our people don't mess around. When custom built PCs are put together, you will not find them in any stores. You will not find them at Best Buy. These are super jacked up 2000, well, I mean 21st century space Odyssey computers. Alright, beautiful, beautiful. That red thing is very hypnotic. The beaker of life. Speaking of technology, I don't mean to be funny, but Japan is coming out with very advanced sex robots that actually develop a personality as you talk to it and they actually converse like, I guess, like Harry Mudd's women on Star Trek, including his nagging replica of his nagging wife that he shut her off with a switch. Okay, that's enough. Alright. Okay, this is James P. Madonna from the last time, Megalife 21. It is Sunday and I am enjoying the one and only at the main office, the primary head laboratory of the one and only Santa tank. And I am now enjoying a New Castle Brown Ale, the one and only. You see it? You read it off the label, the one and only New Castle Brown Ale from Mary Old England, Mary Foggy Old England. Alright, so look at that beautiful color and I am going to enjoy it. It is ice cold. I don't care what the beer snobs say about New Castle Brown Ale. I like it better than all the German beers or that cheap ass Heineken or the French beer, whatever it is. I see the commercial every now and then, you know, they think they can make everything better than the rest of the world because they're French. But this is it. I like this and I like the Irish red ales. They're pretty good too. And of course, Guinness Stout. Alright, now back to the jacked up super mega computer with the heartbeat. This time, it's a purple heart. It's a purple heart. And speaking of purple heart, I would like to say, oh, that's not a fire. That's something else. That is not a fire that smoke you saw. Purple Heart Armory Christian Darce, the master Indian impression club maker out of Houston, Texas, as an organization, Purple Heart Armory where he makes wooden swords for military events. And this is a heartbeat of one of Santa Tanks custom built custom designed mega jacked up personal computers. And as you can see, it's beating purple heart. Okay, can you dig it, Jabronis? Look at it. Look at the beauty of high technology. Look at that. Oh, or this is real gothic look, by the way. That smoke gives it a nice gothic look. I think we need another another cloud of gothic smoke. Blow that sucker. There you go. Halloween is in the air. Oh, yes. Anyway, you got it, people. You see the purple heart made by Santa Tank himself. He puts Dr Frankenstein to shame. Here comes another gothic cloud. It's coming. It's coming. Just blow it on the phone. Blow it on the phone. Oh, it's got that true Halloweeny day of the dead look Halloween and all souls day in the day of the dead November 2nd, 2017. We are in the end times. Okay, one more end time prophecy cloud. And that's it. Oh, that was a good one. Oh, you Jabronis out there. Soak in that gothic mystical energy. What's water? Unicorn baboon from Africa. Old world unicorn baboon tarantula, which has all the females, which this is a female has a long, long unicorn horn on its head. And it says it's a it's a bone dry species. It is receiving water, like you Jabronis from the arachnid bore that claim that desert creatures, desert arachnids, get all of its moisture from its food only. You're dead wrong. You don't know what you're talking about. Because if you dig down not too far in the desert, you will find moist soil. And these desert creatures live in deep moist, humid burrows. Okay, so you think you know everything is a little gothic smoke for the Halloween day of the dead 2017 season. You don't know what you're talking about. You your punks. You think you know it all. You claim you insist that moisture will kill a desert arachnid. You insist you insist that that it will get all its moisture from food alone. You're wrong. You're wrong. And here is another bit of proof that even a simple robotic little BB brain arachnid gets accustomed to its captive owner. You see the bright light shining in its face. It's not freaking out. It's not frightened. It is accustomed. Actually, that's better now. It is accustomed and relaxed to human presence and bright light shining in the face of a nocturnal arachnid. Now, it's not out completely. So you can't see the horn. All right. We're still in the laboratory of Santa tank. Okay. And maybe it'll come out. Maybe you want. We're in Santa tanks laboratory. And here is this colony of predominantly dubia cockroaches for feeding purposes. The South American dubia roaches. The dubious dubious. Okay. And look at them all banging out plenty of nymphs in room temperature, unheated, by the way, unheated. Unfortunately, these are not. Oh, there's a stinking orange head. Oh, I hate them. You should give all the orange heads to Richard's bearded dragon or see if crazy horse, the Chaco Goldeney would polish them off. Yeah, they get their moisture from orange, orange halves, segments, any fruit, banana, Santa tanks, official Halloween Day of the Dead 2017 video laboratory. Okay. He has many exotics here, many exotic pets or hobby hobbies. Some are dangerous. Some will put you in the emergency room or, or if not, or if not the grave, but not these. These are just feeders. They are breeding with no heat. Stinking orange head. Look at the size of that bastard. Oh, he went and hid. Rap bastard. They smell their carnivores. They're more aggressive and faster than the dubious, terrible. They will kill and eat the dubious. They will chew, they will even chew on each other. That's how carnivorous they are. They are the, the, the Chucky dolls of the Roach Kingdom, like Piranha. Piranhas only tolerate each other. They, for mating, they really, they are really every Piranha for themselves, actually. They will bite chunks out of one another, if given the opportunity. And I have seen it with my own Red Belly Piranhas in the past. You see, this is a pre-Autumn, a pre-Autumn equinox 2017 show in the sinister laboratory of Santa Tank. And by the way, a message to all you vegans, deer hunting season is close by. I told you, I made sour, sour Broughton with a, with a venison pot roast and it came out really good. Sounds good. No, it did. It came out really good. Boy, it's still got hisses in here. It's a little hiss, sir. Let's go back to the beating, high-tech computerized, this time purple, last time it was red. I've seen one of Santa Tank's jacked up, custom computers. There's it. There's one hissing cockroach, Madagascar hissing cockroach. Looks like a female. Or, I don't know, I could be wrong. Yeah, they're, they're escape artists. They can climb. You know, uh, yeah, so, uh, getting back to the vegans, they get, they think I'm going to wear vinyl, uh, boots and shoes. They're out of their mind. And, and put a vinyl, uh, belter on my waist. No way. There's nothing like the smell and look and feel of real leather. Number one. Number two, dairy products are great. I'm not giving up dairy products. I, you know, there's fanatical extremists everywhere, all around us. And, um, you know, somebody got upset with me because I told them, if you don't vote, you have no right to complain, even on social media. I asked them right away, do you vote? Did you vote? And they go, no. I says, well, then you have no right to complain. People don't want to hear the truth. Now, there's, uh, there's a new convention called AlienCon, called the ancient alien scientist. Yeah. And there's, uh, there's a horror movie convention that takes place in some big hotel in Parsippany, New Jersey. It's probably the, um, is there a Hilton? Is there a Hilton out there? Or a Sherwin? Looks like a castle. I wonder if that's the, we got that way in a walk. Yeah. This is a, this is a big hotel. It looks like a castle. Yeah. They have a, um, a horror movie convention, like Comic-Cons, but for horror movie. Enthusiasts. It's very relaxing, this, uh, beating computer heart. Very pacifying. What exactly is the function of this? Is this, uh, where the CPU is? Is this the, uh... That, that's, that's, uh, reservoir and the pump is the black unit right under it. A reservoir. In other words, this is a liquid cooled PC. Oh yeah. Oh, okay. There we go. No, no, uh, uh, conventional fans. A liquid cooled PC. Well, there's fans on, uh, miniature radiators, similar to automobile ones. Oh, okay. Santa tank, custom built for power and speed. Oh. Radiator number one. Radiator number two is here. It's 140 millimeter. This is only a 120 millimeter. Okay. So push, pull, intake, exhaust, fans on either one. Right. Got you. Controlable fan, velocity. Fun. Velociraptor. Oh, velocity. You got a lot of space in here. A lot of good circulation. Video cords, water, cool. So how could, how could one be content with a, with a, with a smartphone when, when they, when they could have some, something like this in their home, the power of something like this? With, of course, with Linux, Linux operating system, Linux Mint. Okay. The heart just turned blue. May I make a green again? Oh, there's orange, green. Ah, me gold. There's blue. There's yellow. It's like fibula, fibular, fibrerating now. White, white. It's like an alien spacecraft. Red, pink, pinkish, pinkish, red. All different colors. How about that? Isn't that amazing? He's able to make it. Now, the closest thing to black light would be a purplish color, right? Or, or is it like more of a cobalt blue? It's light blue. It's like it's beating so rapidly. It's ready to flat line. Speed. Green. Like a chartreuse. Gold, more of a gold. Here we go. It's orange. Halloweeny orange. That's a good color to play or to have on all October is like a, like a bright orange, a bright orange with possibly some kind of a demonic jack-o-lantern decal over it, like a face, a face or, or some kind of a, a pedestal with that white skull in front of it. Hey, that might be a good special effect. That thing flashing with the white skull. There you go. Halloweeny color. Halloweeny is in the air. Day of the Dead 2017. Jack-o-lantern. Or is it jack-off-o-lantern? Either way. Now, we've got a feeling of autumn. Looks pretty damn good. Let's see. We have a, we have some kind of a plastic jar just to see what the skull would look like. Let's fit a friggin' hell of it. Santa tank. Jacked up. Super powerful PC. You are witnessing the liquid-cooled, custom-built PC by Santa tank. It's beating like a high-tech robotic heart. If you need more, just let me know. It's like, if they get these pets, they don't want to do anything. And this website insisted that certain wizards like lepergeckos hate to be handled are skittish and get nervous when you handle them. Well, when I used to have one, it loved to be handled. So, there goes the so-called experts. Well, that's one way of finding out where the hisses are. Yeah, here they come. Three at a time. Yeah. Four at a time. It's like friggin', what's that game? Space Invaders? That I used to play when I was a kid. Probably. Yeah, they like all of a sudden like multiple invaders come at you. Here they come again. Obviously, there's not enough for all of these. So, what happens is the egg crate stinks. Yeah. Oh, this one's out already. Son of a gun. You son of a gun. What a sneaky bastard. That was like a male. It could be. It could be long enough. It's just for the hell of it. I wonder if the bearded dragon would chomp down on a hisser. Oh, absolutely. Wizard. Bearded dragon. That's one way to get rid of the hisses. You're right. Hisses and orange heads in with your friend's bearded dragon. Ah, you know, the kid's probably 15. If that, I asked Richard, I'm like, do you need more? He's like, oh, it's been eating two a day, but he don't even feed the roaches.