 So he's standing up right now Right. Do it you see and I'm blocking the nose the money is calling me I'm making a recipe to get on top of the boys you fast believe Yeah, I'm high on puto people say talking who you know Two-door breaking the gauge I'll be racing That's I'm not boy the negative one people be talking Give me two and froze listen, man. That's my man fruze man, uno man You're now tuned into me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me mean I was worth a game I'm on Wallo 267, it's Gilly the Nut, and that's Dev Nasty. This is brought to you by Barstew Sports. Listen, man, and it's going down. What? What happened? What happened? What's going on? What the fuck I tell you about introducing me? Listen, I'm the introducer. I'll say your name. That's your name, use the nut. All right. All right, listen, don't put your hands on me. It's Michael Cockbuffer. Yeah, that's your name. I heard you used to be like, I heard when you was the captain of the wrestling team and Gilly used to be all up in there. In its corner, way and at a greasy oil down to 100. How you looking to announce it if you the captain? So you got, you lying on him? No, you had multiple jobs. You was the announcer, the captain. You was a pimp. You worked in the kitchen. You did, you, you... No, listen. You did manufacturer of jumpers. I worked in M.A. to exchange COVID exchange. I worked in shoveling shit. I worked in M.A. to COVID exchange. I worked in the kitchen. I worked in the warehouse. Lifeguard in the shower. Lifeguard in the shower. Fuck, that's what he said. Listen, I never was no listen. I've never was no lifeguard in a prison shower. You was... Like, why would I be like, come on, man. Come on, bro. I was no lifeguard. I used to squeegee the shower, like clean the shower, what about to like the shower? So, nigga, everybody go in the shower, ahhh, let one off. Nobody doing that in the shower. Nobody doing that in the shower because people went in. I was squeegee. I was cleaning up the showers. You're not going to tell me nobody never squeezed one in the showers, man. Hey, there's a bunch of people there. Some niggas don't get fucked about none of that. Fuckin' you that, ahhh. Look over to you all that got cleaned that shit up. You and this pro niggas seeming. All I used to do is take a bucket, splash anything, scrub the wall, squeegee it down. Squeegee, you know, I squeegee anything down. And right to the little drain. Yo, he's splashing the walls. He should have splashed it on his face. No, it's not. No, it's not. That's crazy. No, it's not. Listen, I'm squeegeeing. Splash all the splash. Listen, just imagine you take the walls and you got buckets of soapy water. You splashing chemicals anywhere and then come down, drain off the wall. You scrub some of it with a scrub brush and then when it hit the ground, you squeegee anything. You squeegee anything to the drain. I heard the nigga that ran the block gave you that job, a nigga. Clean the showers up, nigga. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. No, he didn't. I was just, I just was a shower cleaner. I wasn't no life, ain't no lifeguard in here. That's crazy. So let's get all his jobs. He was a pimp in prison. I was never a pimp. He was a shower. He was the captain of the wrestling team. I was never a pimp in prison. How am I going to be a pimp in prison? Come on, man. You was pimpin' boy, but we know what's going on. You was the captain of the wrestling team. You worked in clothes exchange. You worked in the yard. Because one time I talked to you, nigga, you said, I was out in the yard all day, something with some shit or something. No, it wasn't no shit. I was shoveling something. Shoveling what? I was on idol pay. So idol pay is like this. It's a pay to the state give you. So when you ain't doing shit, like it's like welfare in jail. Like, you know what I mean? And they give you, they just pay you. So they be like, oh, get them guys, it's on idol pay. So they told us to go to the yard. And like it was like snowing forever for like, and I just was out there eight day. But I was basically just a professional spotter used to just spot niggas. No, that's not that. I'm talking about shoveling snow. That's all they made you do. Why would I spot somebody? I don't know. That's it. It's coming out there. Let's get into million dollars worth of game, man. Let's get into that. Me, me, me. Manufactured real. So you're talking about, or immediately. Is real ever coming back? Because right now real is what you see on Instagram. What you see on social media. What people portray to be real. See before, you know, if you grew up in the 80s and you grew up in the 90s when social media was, you didn't have to, you didn't have to, you wasn't trying to impress a motherfucker on a website that's not really real. Like Instagram ain't real. Like that shit's entertainment. But motherfuckers really take Instagram and social media as being real. Like, oh, that's real. Like the nigga that got seven guns like this, a shit load of money, or he's hitting, he's real. Like it's real ever coming back. No. I would say this, until that shit is going, it's not because more people, like you understand, it's like a gift in the curse, it's like a give and a take. It's like a reward in, you know, like I like, it's like a reward to people. To their mind, it's like, oh, I gotta like, they like me. Like you're chasing, it's like you chasing, it's like a fiend when they first get that first hit, they chasing that shit forever. It's like you chasing it. Girl get a hundred likes, you're like, I gotta keep getting a hundred, I gotta get 200. I gotta get 300. I gotta get 300. So, you know what I mean? Even if I artist, you like put your music up, oh man, they don't like it, I'ma dump this shit. No, that might be the song. That might be the song, but it's like, I got, I don't want to leave it up there because it ain't get that many likes and I don't want people to look at it. Because if they don't, that shit don't mean nothing. Yeah, women will take their pictures down for sure. They take them jokes. I didn't get a lot of likes on this one. And you might be like, damn, I liked it, that one. That was a nice picture to party to. Well, I'm just saying if that's your thing, if that's your thing, you know what I mean? Tell me, ask your question, hold on, not to get off subject, but have you ever jerked off off of Instagram photo? You fucking right. When I was in, you gotta remember I had the phone when I was in jail. So, I had all the, listen. You want to tell her something? No, I'm not saying nobody names. Can you just squeeze something? I'm not saying nobody names, so listen. You can't even tell us who you used to jerk off to when you was in prison because you were getting in trouble. No, it was this one girl, right? I mean, she's fucking. Let us know that you a bitch-ass nigga. No, no, no. You can't tell us Instagram women that you used to jerk off to before you met your woman. I wouldn't mind saying them, bro. Bro, listen, listen, listen. You'll get in trouble now. I wouldn't mind saying them, right? It's cool to say them when they big time famous, but when they local, it's like that nigga was stalking so and so. You can't just put that off here. Like they was like local chicks from Philly. And it's one girl, right? So who's some big famous chicks you to squeeze to? They didn't matter because they shit was so like. How were you? It was unrealistic. It was unrealistic. Like me, I was a dude that, I like homegrown porn. You see what I'm saying? So it's like, it was like unreal. Listen, I'm like, I'm gonna see her and I'm gonna, it's gonna be party time. So at this point, listen, and this was, this was what was crazy, like on everything I love, listen, on everything I love, right? The one girl that I used to jerk off to in jail, right? I wind up connecting with her on the streets, right? And that ass was everything. I'm talking about, it was, it was like, listen, there's no bullshit. Like, like because, and this will make, this will make it, this will make it so easy. Like I was on it, right? When I was in the cell, I'm on the gram and I'm gonna ask my brother, I'm like, yo, who that? He like, that's so and so, so and so people. You know them, right? I'm like, yeah. So now it was like even more because it was like it's a possibility that I ran into her. And when I ran into her, it was like, it was nighttime. It was like, I went to this event and she screamed my name, okay, from seeing me on Instagram. And I'm like, no, she didn't. I'm like, if she knew that I was a filthy animal in jail, jerking off to her fucking pictures in the cell, cause she used to add these videos when she just walked away and her ass was shaking, right? He was a filthy animal. Like listen, listen, this, this back when it was like get out of here, you filthy animal. 15 seconds on Instagram, the video, listen, man. I just keep like refreshing that joke. Stop it. I stop. Ah, calm down, boy. Listen, listen. So listen, I get home, right? So now I'm like, damn, I'm gonna get this ass. I need this. I need to get her, right? So we get together one day. I never got it. I never got it, but that shit was real. I felt, listen. No, no, he said this end is so anti-climactic. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Because she was on some other shit. Oh no, I thought you said it was everything. This will happen. No, this will happen. I'm gonna tell you what happened. The bottom line is you told that long ass story to get to you, didn't get to pussy. This the time, this the time with Gil, no, no, no, listen. You fucked her on the phone. No, let me give you the game, though. This is what it was. This the time with Gil, say that I was a homeless sexual. I was living in Nanny Creek, so she don't know, let's go to your spot. I'm like, oh, man. Nigga, if you was a player, you woulda took her to Nanny's. No, because this, no, no, listen. See, see, that's how you know he ain't no true player. Let me explain. I came home. I would have been the middle room slayer. No, no, let me explain. I woulda been Nanny, put your ear plugs in. Nanny, you know I did 20 years with your ear plugs in for me, Nanny. No, no, this will happen, this will happen. That was gonna be the plan, right? I'm about to fuck the soul out this bitch. That was gonna be the plan, right? But I was like, damn, I just gonna look me sneaking up the steps. And then Nanny might still be in the living room, right? It don't even, first of all, let me just tell you something. My nigga, if you go into any house and you don't go to the front room, that's not your fucking house. So it don't matter, nigga, you took it to the middle room. You take it to the middle room. You take it to the basement. You take it to the back room. You fucking, in the fucking dining room. The kitchen, the bitch know that's not your house. I take it out, listen, behold, let me tell you something. He was gonna rush the bitch up to the middle room and she was gonna think that was his shit. Listen, I take it out, I take it out, Nova Liberty, right? So we like going up back, I'm like, man, listen, oh, hey, I love. She had these jeans on, I cracked them jeans down. That ass jumped out of them jeans. I'm like, yo, you ever see an ass jump out of some jeans? Like, thank you. Like, I'm like, I'm like, what the? Like, it was like, you know how, you had a dog being in Korea forever and you let them out to the backyard or something. They just be running around the gate. That ass was just like, ah, whoop, whoop, whoop. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm kissing on him. It was crazy, right? Ass jumped out the jeans like this. It was crazy, but then that night, we had a nice night, we walked around there. We did a little, we did a little. You had to get the night off like you had no pussy. Cause I went home and jerked off. Let me tell you something. But the jerk off was way more real. That was way more real. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Cause she grabbed the dick. That's what you were about to say. Yeah, he can still smell her too. It was crazy, man. Let me just say something. That's how you know you ain't working with nothing. Bitch, bitch, she was gonna give me some pussy in that back block in the minivan. That's why you had the minivan back there, huh? That was minivan dad. He was minivan dad. Listen, but she gave him the piece, you know, the peace tester. That's what she did. Where's your dick? She didn't do that. She didn't do that. She was like, don't do that. She was like, is it tucked under or something? Cause I don't, you want to drop me off, buddy? She was gonna give you some, but she gave you the dick test. She know I got a BBC. She know that. She know that. She's like, she's like. What's a BBC? Big black cock. She know that. She know that. This boy got a BBC. He's a legend. Yeah, she knew that. Man, she gave you the dick test that you ain't past. She said, drop me the fuck off. You had to go home and jerk off. But everybody jerked off to a girl on Instagram. And I ain't talking about no... I never in my life jerked off to a bitch on Instagram, man. Dude, he got your own bitch-ass nigga status. He scared. He's a nut. Why would I jerk off to a bitch on Instagram? I could go to... Dev, did you ever do it? Tell it to you. I mean, come on, man. That's Jeff Nass, that's Jeff Nass. Come on, man. Hey, B-Roc, you have to do that, B-Roc. You have to do that, B-Roc. On Instagram. B-Roc, B-Roc, B-Roc, B-Roc. I'm just saying, fuck off. B-Roc's no was real business. He said no. So it's real ever coming back? Fuck no. Because real to me is recognizing everybody ain't loyal. That's real. I understand that part, but it's like... It's like, it's too hard because it's like... People is forced... People is not cool with themselves and comfortable with their position and life. And they have forced to do it. They're like, hey, everybody else capping. I might as well cap. Real is not going to come back to a fake platform. A fake platform, no. That's where you're looking for real, you know what I mean? You got people that search for certain things and it's like, they're not going to be able to... Real is not going to be respected as much as the bullshit. If you want to find reality, go live in reality. Say the outside of the phone, the internet and all that type of shit. So, all right. So they cool, fuck black people up? It devastated black people. Let me explain something to you. All right. So as a black person in America, right? It depends on your position and what you see, how you see life. And when you do slavery, you went through all this shit, go through all type of segregation, Jim Crow, you go through all this shit. And then it comes to the part where cool hit. So I go through all that shit and then... Hold on, so you don't think it was no cool slaves, nigga? You don't think it was a nigga that was out in the field that all the bitches was like... Got a chance, though. That's deep. We given... So you think it was a Billy D. Williams slave? Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. So let me ask you a question. You don't think it was no slaves that... The slave, the white woman slave owner was like... I want to fuck him. I'm getting some of that nigga dick right there. Oh, that's 100%. That nigga looked good. So you think it was a Chris Brown? You think it was like a Chris Brown slave nigga that was dancing in a... Let me just tell you something. Let me just tell you something. Then, back then, if you was a Caucasian slave owner, you got to look at the dicks for free. Strip-neck it, boy. You're like... So, yeah. I'm not the cream of the crop. I'm not the cream of the crop. That's like... Oh, my God, BBC. Black Hawk! Like, come here and sit here. You got the Joe hanging out. Oh, my God, he got a BBC. She already know who working with what. The Mandingo Warriors was out there. So, at the end of the day, you're not going to tell me that it wasn't no cool fucking slaves, man. It's cool always been in love. It's just cool was probably in, but not probably to the detriment of what you're saying. No, what I'm saying is like now is like, you got to fill out all this check by like people, people living a regular life, but then they want to be accepted by the way black people see is what is okay, what is thorough, what is okay, what is cool. And it's like, people get like, I want to be on a cool monitor. I want to be cool. I want to be accepted by them. Right. I got to talk this certain way. I got to dress this certain way. Absolutely. Like, want some real shit. I want to be on a cool monitor. I want to be on them. I want to be on them. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Is either eight or nine out of 10. Listen, and it's like, think about it. You got to do all this shit. I got to dress like this. I got to talk like this. I got to act like this. I got to abide by these rules. I got to wear these certain clothes or these dry the certain car. I got to have this type of money. I got to eat at this certain restaurant. I got to take these type of pictures. It's like, all this fucking shit you got to do in order to be cool. If you don't do that, you're corny. Right. You're fucking, oh, he's a corn boy. He's corny. That's some fucking- Even connecting with other people that could take you further in life. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, this nigga Joe, like he- That's corny talking to somebody you don't know. Like we dehuman, like anything that's human shit, like we just say, no, don't be human. Right. Be cool. But we was taught that since kids though. Yeah. You fall, don't cry. All that shit. Get up, don't cry. What you crying for? Be tough, be tough and be cool. But it's like that cool shit. Damn, that's a deep join right there. That shit is like, it's sad man because people can't even be theyself. They got to be cool. Think about saying what I want to do, what I want to wear, I can't do none of that. I got to be cool because it's pressure on me and my community and from my people. And leaving out the house, I'm cool with what I got on. I'm cool with my presentation, with how I look. Is everybody else going to be cool with it? Do you think I should? I don't know, I don't know if everybody else is going to like what I, fuck what I like. Fuck what I want for myself. Fuck what I care about, fuck what make me happy is everybody else going to like what, if everybody else going to be happy with what I, it's, so I don't know, maybe cool didn't fuck black people. And 100% did because even a person like me, like when I listen to people talk and talk about their life, niggas that be in the street, they describe these scenarios that's not even fucking with the way I grew up. On paper, I should be the nigga that was in jail or all of this type of shit. You got, you bouncing from different cribs, your mom on drugs, all of that. But a lot of these niggas, that's what they follow. But a lot of shit was niggas wanted to be cool. They wanted to be outside. They wanted to be involved in certain shit and certain shit. I just didn't care about, I had goals in mind and that's what I stayed on. I did what the fuck I wanted to do. You know what I'm saying? A lot of times too, it ain't even about being cool. It's about being a follower. It's about looking for the attention and the love and acceptance that you was looking for in your household that you never got. You feel what I'm saying? Looking to be embraced because a lot of times, it's a lot of shit that goes on in Black American and in the Black household. It'll be a lot of shit going on, just how we is. And sometimes people be trying to get their life together. Your mom, your dad might have had you in it. You know what I mean? 17, 18, I was talking to this young boy. He was like, man, me and my dad, we really don't see. I don't fuck with him. I said, why? He said, man, when he had me, he went to jail, just saying, I said, hold up. I said, can you do me a favor? Can you be understanding for once? He said, what I mean? Your dad went to prison when he was 17. He was a kid, bro. He didn't need, like he, hopefully he matured and grew up in prison. But now you're 21 years old, bro. Your dad just coming out of prison. Like y'all really don't even know each other. You don't even realize when your parents was 25, they wasn't grown. Yeah, yeah. Now, he lived, and even if, just imagine if you're growing up in the crib with your dad, your dad 17, still trying to be a kid, still trying to figure out life. So you left with your grandma or whatever, because they still trying to grow and live a life. You know what I mean? Everything stopped. So it's like, it's a lot of shit. So now the little man, he ain't getting the love from dad or family or his mom, because they's trying to grow. You gonna go out there and try to figure it out. Somebody might say, I got you. Look out for you, buy you some sneaks or do something for you, give you a package. All I take for the right old way to embrace you. Yeah, and it's a wrap. I feel what I'm saying. If he embrace you and see, one thing about the older niggers is they able to get the younger ones' minds a lot of the time. You feel me? And then they'll finesse them into doing some dumb shit. And you notice the word he used was finesse. Niggers be using y'all. Yeah, they finesse a younger than to doing some dumb shit. That's just like, for instance, dude like me come home out of penitentiary all the time. We gonna be straight up. We gonna keep it all official. Niggers thought I was fucking crazy. Oh, who this nigga come home from jail just 20 years, telling niggers that jail not cool. This nigga's fucking nut. He telling dudes jail not cool. They ain't with substance and third. You know why? Cause I was a dude that realized a real old head gonna give you real game of life. I'm not gonna try to, cause I ain't no nigger that's out here trying to bust him. I never was a dude that tried to get somebody else to do my work. I put my own work in. So you got dudes out here like he said that's two strike felons or got jackets. They don't want to put no work in. So they put a young boy in the W. These niggers is going motherfucking make you take them charges, tell you, you know what I mean? You got your lawyer and then disappearing your fucking ass. And then now you sitting in the penitentiary your mom looking for them. Damn it booboo ain't answering the phone. He deposed at your lawyer, he posed at a conversation and they go on to the next young boy. Got him on a dummy ass mission. He out there finessed him and now it's just crazy. So be mindful young boys that on some real shit the streets don't love you. That the real, real niggers don't love you. All that real nigger shit. That shit is all a facade man. All at my day one shit. Listen, listen man. I mean, let me just say this about that day one shit. If you and a nigger don't got more than 10 plus years in. Like day one is a nigger that grew up with you. Like your mom's had you all together. Y'all was in the playground. Y'all was in the sandbox. Like day one is like you met a nigger with his name and you're a criminal, I'm a criminal. You're my day one. Fuck no. Like on some real shit, like come on man. Like we really be got the game. We got the game fucked up. And when you hit that penitentiary and you walking by yourself are you bleeding the fuck out and you laying on the ground? This is you. Don't wait till it's too late. Right, understand that too young boys. When you out here in these streets and the cars don't always fall in your place and then you the victim on the other side of the gun. You the nigger laying there on that ground and that cold waiting on the ambulance to come. Only you laying there. And you gotta understand this. It's only you laying there. And when you talking about the criminal side of things, right? It's always somebody that know you that most of the time kill you, get you killed or that's gonna tell on you. We know each other. I can't Johnny nobody tell on Gil. Right, right. Nobody, it's never like that. It's always this. And it go back to this. Always your day one. No, here you go. Here go the DA. Excuse me, state your name. My name is Raheem Johnson. Excuse me, Raheem Johnson. Do you know the defendant, Dante Williams? How long do you know him? Well, I knew him for a long time. Our moms used to have us together. Our moms like sisters. So you know him that good. Yeah, I used to stay at his house. His mom used to take care of me when my mom was on drugs. So you know him really well. So you know that on October 29th, you're sure that you saw him shooting Dante Davis. Yes, I saw him. He stood over him. He shot Dante Davis. The same dude that ate oodles and oodles at your mom house. Matter of fact, your mom probably made the nigger spaghetti. She gave him the benefit of the doubt. She gave him spaghetti, not hot dogs, the hot sauces with the baked beans and shit. Like she gave you all that stuff and she's sitting in there in the courtroom. My baby ain't never hurt nobody. And he telling on you because he don't want to take a weed charge. Driving crazy. Some dumb shit. My baby ain't never hurt nobody. And my fuck is in the back. You know that boy was a goddamn animal. Talking about he ain't never do that. You know he was a fucking savage out here. But it is what it is. But he the same boy telling he on the joy. Yeah, that's something. Yeah, that's him. Yeah, that's, he shot him. He ain't never had to do that. Yeah, he had to shoot. He had to shoot him. I mean, that was a, he was a cow. All that shit. Like the D.A. like, all right, no further questions. So come on with this dumb shit. Talking that day one shit. Let's go to the next one. Next topic at hand. Yeah, he gone with some dumb shit. What do you guys think a woman's favorite sex position is? And because I'm asking you, what do you think for the woman? But I'm asking you, what is your favorite sex position as a man? See for me. Oh, that's easy. That's easy. Okay, go ahead. That's easy. Listen, say if I'm laying on the bed right here, right? In my head, hanging off the bed. Lay it on my face. Lay it on my face, baby. Lay it on my face. Lay it on my face. Spray it on your face. Spray it on my face. Lay it on my face. Then spray it on my face. Spray it on my face. Spray it on his face. Lay it on his face. Then spray it on his face. He gon' eat your ass. He gon' eat your pussy. He gon' eat it all. Even if it's bushy. Lay it on my face. Lay it on my face. That's what, listen. That's all you want. Listen, listen, listen. That's our favorite position. That's our favorite joint, and that's mine. Told you, he ain't got no dick. Told you. No, no, no, no, no. He just want to eat it. He don't want to eat it. A lot of times they see it and they come. They see my piece and they come. Let me eat it for four hours. BBC. No, black cop. Like my man. He'll want to spray it on the dick. Lay it on my face. Spray it on my face. Lay it on my face. Nah, but you saying that's her favorite. Yeah, and mine. But you, but- Because they see my face and they come. That's real, though. No, that's not real. I mean, that's real. That's a good one. No, no, no. Two favorite position is not when I eat it. It's still on his knees. It's still on his knees in the shower where she pissed on him. No. A GS, a golden shower. The first one. You let him GS. It's not when I'm eating it. It's when I'm beating it. See, the problem with you niggas is, your tongue's longer than your dick. Yeah, fuck out of here. Yo, no, no! They call me baby, like. Spray it on my face. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, wait, wait, wait. We gotta say my song. No, no, no, no. I said my song. Lay it on my face. They call me baby, like. Who that is? That's baby, like. I'm baby, like, like. My shit's baby, like. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. So why y'all wanna do is- I like to pleasure the woman, man. I like to take care of her, man. She taking care of me. So you just said your dick don't pleasure the woman. Now I'm talking about a different one. I'm just saying. Why you eat the pussy for two hours? I like to pleasure the woman. Why you don't give a new dick, man? Because two, because if I ain't, once I eat the yabba dabba's for about 12 minutes- 12 minutes? Yeah, you're cheating, too. No, no, no, no, no. Once I eat it for about 12 minutes, two is begging me to come up and give her that dick. Please, what's the hurry? That motherfucker got all types of shit running down the side. She like, please. Come up and give me the dick. Tootin' at my fuckin' legs, bitch. Ah! All right, I'm in love. That's a lot. Put your legs down, man. You look spicy. Put your shit down, man. Put your legs down, man. Goddamn. This motherfucker's an animal. My bro with him. April be in here just fuckin' his face for two hours. Can I come up now? Groom, groom, groom, groom, groom, groom, groom, groom. Shut up. You hear this shit? Shut the fuck up. Oh, man. Groom, groom, groom, groom, groom, groom, groom. No, I ain't no come up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. It's a problem. You done burnt your stem out in jail, all that jerkin' off, man. My stem is strong. I think a woman's favorite sexual position, unless she's a, well, I think they got multiple sexual positions. You never know. All women is different. No, no, no, no, no. All women is different. Let me tell you something. If a woman got a super fat ass, she always want to arch that back and show you that ass from the back. If a woman got the long back with the part in it, she ain't really trying to jump up on them knees. You ever do it next time? You ever do it next time? Show you that cardboard box. You ever do it next time on a chick? No. What? Next time. She got that ass arch, right? She got it arched, right? Yeah. That back arched. So he's standing up right now. You stand, listen. You stand on that neck. Drop that thing. Wamp. Wamp. But you gotta have a baby leg like me to do that shit. You can't just do it. Wamp. Got the foot on her neck. Wamp. Wamp. You gotta be... A woman is letting you put them dirty ass feet on her face. And I got my vans on. See for me, that's some vicious Dallas to pink pallet shit. No the fuck. No way that. That's how you add your foot on a nigga neck up in the jail. Yeah, to hold it the fuck down. Stay down, nigga. Yeah, that's one of them drinks. Stay down, nigga. Don't fucking move. You stay down, break your fucking neck. Stay down, I'll break your neck. If you move up, step on your neck hard and break your shit, nigga. You stay down, break your fucking neck. Stay down, I'll break your neck. If you move up, step on your neck hard and break your shit, nigga. Don't want to do that. Nigga, I don't want to do that. Nigga, I don't want to do that. Nigga, I don't want to do that. Nigga, I don't want to do that. Nigga, I don't want to do that. Nigga, I don't want to do that. A foot on his neck. And a dick that's a wreck. He like... Oh, my God. These niggas. Yeah, I knew what you did to pull off the penitentiary moves on these bitches. That's what you're doing, huh? You're pulling off these greater foot moves on these bitches. Hold bitches down with your feet. That's a low-key borderline rape. You out here holding bitches down with your foot. Come here. Who the fuck went through them crusty ass feet that ain't been manicured in 20 fucking years? Oh, my God. Feel like motherfucking Brillo pads. Bitch got a heavy Brillo pad holding her neck down. You think that's fun for? Oh, man. Huh? Yo. He pulling off the penitentiary moves, huh? Me, I think. But I think most women like missionary style. Because they like the body on body contact. We used to have the prostitutes. We used to be getting the crackheads and buying them. He used to stay missionary. You think that's right, yeah. He didn't say that. I'm like, why are you kidding? He didn't say that. Now you know he the missionary. He's killing it. You're going to try to lie. He told me, watch the door. So Nanny won't come down here. He from here. I'm like, yo, man, why are you missionary? He missionary. Oh, no. You should go. He talking to it anything in the air. It's fine now. Go and leave while we come back. Niggas, we already know you was the one talking to him. I didn't say that. I didn't too, though. I didn't, too. That you're going to try to lie. But the missionary join is the best join when you start getting tired. You know what I'm saying? Because then you got some... I don't get tired. No, don't get tired. I'm not going to lie to you. You talking about, what? You don't think it's as long as 27 minutes? This thing still lay a little 27 minutes? He's going to be having to take a break. Yeah, no, yeah. Time out. 20 seconds time out. That's too big. That's where you throw your hands around the legs, hands underneath the asheats. Underneath the asheats. I'm used to wrestling with old white men. White man, I'm gonna use the rest of this big With with fifty-five year old white man I used to Stop disrespect in the heart. Listen motherfucker got even a hucklebuck Now see hold on So this is just the funny part you was best to say the hucklebuck was gay But then you was about to put him in it. That's crazy. I'm not saying you was trying to show him as a I'm a mortuary artist I'll be on a Matt's What's the hucklebuck explain it? No, so the hucklebuck is a little something different. No telling what the hucklebuck No, no, no, no, no, you gotta explain what it is It's what somebody like this George dragon, and they just like come here stop playing stop playing Oh, so when Jill you had a nigga in the huckle-fuck That's him man He wanted to get it a nigga in the huckle-fuck I had gill in the huckle-buck one time on the gram or Instagram No, you had him in a rear-naked whoa, I was not naked my bro a rear-naked choke. You supposed to be a black belt Fuck what you talking about there was a nigga never had me on the rear-naked You had a onesie or and you had him in a rear-naked show and then he sent live to the kitchen to get a knife Get a knife Right to the drawer and we got it So What's your favorite position? I like to take I like to take to ski I Man, I go from the busy, but when I take it tired because from the busy I could look in the mirror, you know, I'm saying you pound your chest a little bit You know, I mean you doing you but when I get tired man, I go into that missionary and it took the leg When you cream you go missionary style understand that's my little to Like a motherfucker roll around great adventures You're the MW's I fucked the golden state warriors in the missionary warriors. Oh No, it's another classic But they gonna be alarmed the first time it happened with a joint y'all getting it You stop everything you grab a mirror. You put that joint up against the wall You get on the couch you get the ride game, but you watch Yeah, you just watching the joint and I like when I like when they go when I lay on my back and they ride the dick Shoot to just ride the dick from the back backwards Reverse cowgirl the arch and what reverse cowgirl. Uh-huh. That's the And they grabbing angles they holding angles down. They're like, ah, yeah crazy. Yeah About to take this nigga up in my prison cell I'm a cook em up a sack Sandwich in a toly Orange juices in the towel it noodles in the bag Oh, yeah in the bag you said the bag I said noodles in the bag Orange juices in the toilet Hey, they said you was reverse cowboy it up there on a king-size mattress Oh my god, oh my god, hey, hey y'all niggas is crazy man, who would you be? Let's get into the segment of who would you be? You got to do three months in the most active gang in the country Like killing people and everything like you you got whatever that you got go with them niggas for three months You got to do three months in the most active gang in the country Right, what else or you got to do one year as a Bouncer No, they ain't about shit at the most at the most ruthless gay club in the world I don't know where they could be in Guatemala and it could be any fucking with what you mean by ruthless They get me they could they go crazy. It's like violence like crazy, right and it's a gay joint to listen It's the most brutalist gay bar on a on planet earth You got it. You got it. You got to be a bouncer there for six months. I mean for a year for a year or you got to be Locked up for two weeks In a most notorious prison in the world with no guards I'm being a bouncer You mean a bouncer? Yeah, I got you. I keep my freedom. I'm not going to fuck the jail And I'm not joining a fucking gang when I'm gonna get killed. I'm gonna just be the bouncer, man I'm not I'm not gay so it'll matter. I'm just balancing. I'm just frisking people down. That's it So you're gonna be in it. He's got a gun. He's got a gun It's a very large one So you say I'm gonna keep getting farce alarms. Oh, yeah, you just you will be the farce alarm boy You and it just grabbing niggas pieces, huh? No, I ain't gonna be doing that That's what you're gonna be doing. I'm just gonna be doing a job and going home man It's a dirty job or somebody got but what if snowballs crew is in there That's that I don't know who's no ball, you know, you know snowball is listen listen I'm gonna keep it all the way real when you know, we don't judge anybody on here. We don't we love everybody straight people gay people Transsexual we don't have a problem with anybody, but I knew while the one to come out What cuz I'm bouncing at it I'm a bounce at a gay bar. No because you would have been in there tackling niggas For nothing. Yeah He's got a piece on it rear naked See dudes flying across the Joe, no, I'm just I'm just door security. He said bounce that a bit I'm about I'm at the door bouncing me you pat people down. That's it But then what this but remember this is not a regular club We're talking about these people are vicious to everybody in there is like snowball Then you know the ball from the from the Jersey Jails that just knock you out and So sure why is they in there tough though? It don't matter. Why would they be in there fighting? It's just crazy Everywhere in there, you know, I'm saying they do well, listen, I ain't I ain't in jail So I got to just put my gloves on with the knuckles out and do what I got to do I'm security. I'm respecting they by how you doing today. Hi Walo the fuck out there pop and then give him a hickey. You suck on his neck I'm gonna leave my mark on you so I you can see me tomorrow That's crazy. What you doing? I go front man. Yeah, I'm gonna have to be So, yeah, we back we back the back Yeah, why don't you go to the Whatever Guatemala in prison the niggas gonna drop off food from a helicopter They gonna know you as gilly the king they go fuck with you No, they not they gonna try the shit out No, they gonna be like did you get pulled over with my First of all if I go if you go to the one of the notorious jails of it in the in the world That's not gonna be in the United States and that be them niggas ain't gonna speak the way English So I'm gonna be in it like this What's up with y'all? I He gonna be scared to death looking for me Walo, I ain't gonna be scared to what a fuck. I'm looking for you You don't know the language nigga. I know people don't know nobody I'm a new somebody down there. You don't know nobody nigga. We all be bouncers that fucking Woody's Fuckers you talk about shanks. That's the name of this John You getting stabbed one way it up You got a Like the front of a video We got a wise gilgis gilgis I'm hitting any is there's plenty of Plenty of he get wild Gil that's Ricky What's the top rappers From every decade starting in the 80s God damn. Well, you got your own 80s. I got run DMC the 90s I Got I can't it can only be one name. The 90s is hard cuz you box your core. Absolutely The 2000s you go with you pop. Yes, and you already know his whole the 2000s I got no you can't pick two. He's going you don't hold in the 2000s Well, the 2000s is Wayne for me And how the fuck yo, that's hot the 2010s You know Drake. Yep Yo, so you say run DMC He said run DMC Tupac Wayne Drake run DMC Tupac Wayne Drake That's the 80s Nwa 80s man. I'm gonna see you go with NWA. I'm going with NWA. I'm going with Pac for the 90s That's a good one when he said we easy yo cuz but I'ma say hold you had to go with myself No, you trash we gonna ignore that we scratch That You watch I'm going with hold and without a doubt in the 2010s is Drizzy All right now see this the whole thing that this is my whole thing What's your whole thing nigga fuck two pockets my met like you know, I mean like two pockets that guy God damn. We just annihilated big like that. Well, you pick Biggie nigga I picked to pop how the fuck well cuz to park is a whole different level of like Legendariness man, like it really is like I can't really say to park as a whole I Could just say at that time in my life I'm going with public enemy in the and what I was doing And where I was at mentally we was always listening to pop I connected more with to pop then Biggie Biggie was oh We was in we was doing But that's hard nice to be a biggie was more of a good feeling type of thing You feel what I'm saying biggie made you want to feel fly made you want to be like, you know Nigga, I'm about to go get the new Lex Coupe nigga. I'm about to go nigga. Yeah, I was cool He was cool personified. Yeah, right. Yeah to park made you feel more like like man. I got it like Oh, I was he was You got a Jake Drake come on Drake came out probably in like 2009 for the main people that listen to great Damn, I was in jail when that came on what you gotta think about this to pop period I don't care who you was it could be my mom to pop was in the news to pop was getting shot He was living getting shot. Yeah. Yeah, he was in movies. Yeah, like he went to prison for an alleged What rape or something like that like to pop had to go through so much where he was really in the public eye On a different level where no matter what walk of life you was in you knew who that was where some people might be like biggie Smalls like he wasn't involved in a lot of the extra shit. You know, this nigga was also like a revolutionary Like is to pop was so many Listen, yeah, you break all that down. You got to go with to pop and you said the The 2000 you don't got to go with to pop. I'm going with to pop because he is but I want to fuck that I'm going with biggie. I gotta go. I can't leave biggie out. I just don't shout out Brooklyn niggas. I but listen this one I'm gonna say 2000s Who you listen to thousands you had listen you had Wayne you had X dark man X Dark man Was it not he was at the end of the 90s in the very beginning of 2000 Yeah, he was in the 90s too. He's done and you got to remember he dropped like two albums in his first year Like he had a time period that was crazy where like he had rock and roll Cuz I can't get him in the 90s. I can't get parking in 90. I'm in a DMX in the 90s nah 2000s you got to go motherfucking Wayne fuck the 2000s up. He did he fucked the 2000s up like you Like he ain't even got shit out. He's still strong. I mean Hove was so consistent throughout them 2000s It's like it was crazy for me. I'm gonna say hope and then I'm gonna say Drake fucks it up. He destroyed shit. A lot of people say if if biggie would have died whole would have never been as big I've never subscribed to any of that like if Aliyah dot like if Aliyah was still here another What do y'all think about this what I love that analogy this what I love this what I love I don't I don't even this why I love it about whole if Hove came right in is exact He didn't come in as like no disrespect nobody ain't coming as a worker He came right in as a boss right like this is my doing this how we rockin So I think he was gonna be able to levitate no matter what people was gonna be who they gonna be people still exist right now I don't believe that one person's talent negates another person like oh if Aliyah I see people say like if Aliyah wouldn't have died beyond they would have never became what she was like But you but but another person's talent does it doesn't take away, but it cut it does kind of Okay, prime example if LeBron James is not in the NBA Kevin Durant without a doubt is the best player in the league. I thought he was the best player already I'm just saying how to I'm not saying me per se. I'm saying the general Barstool the the media outlets right their generalization is LeBron James is the best player in the league now That's a little bit different because if you minus Mike Tyson Then whoever would have been a mean knockout person because these are facts like sports It's like you could do the numbers with music It's like you're guessing would people like this person's music more than the other is different than like this nigga Mike Tyson was gonna knock everybody else in 1990 what one or whatever the case may be So it's a little more like if he wasn't there then this person would but in music is very hard to say This is based off of opinion. Yeah, you're right, but So one thing we do know is when both of them was here in the live biggie was running shit Well I can't say that I can't you think biggie was bigger than biggie. Oh biggie was bigger than Tupac No, no, no, no, no, no, no biggie was running shit on the East Coast Now biggie was out since 92 hold on JZ popped off in 1996 and by the very next year biggie Smalls was dead So it's very the end of what I'm saying is what I'm saying is listen How it works is Can't be two kings You give people when you got you give people Something to choose from So if it's biggie was still living Now is something else to choose from it's something else to say Just my prime example what I'm making about With Kevin Durant and LeBron James LeBron James still playing. It's like a LeBron James If LeBron James wasn't here, it's like Kevin Durant is the best Without a doubt. It's like it's nothing even a think you feel what I'm saying. No, I get it. So when biggie died You no longer had the other person to be like because Who's the best some see biggie JZ and Nas? Feel what I'm saying. Yeah, so but they had Nas So a lot of people would have believed like if let's say Nas would adopt me. Let me get to my point Let me get to my point. So when Biggies alive you is separation is because some people gonna choose him some people gonna choose him just by We talking about it. It's just just by right. We're gonna start arguing nigga. You crazy nigga Biggie nigga nigga JZ nigga nigga. So now my dislike for JZ then grew a little bit About this shit. Yeah, so you feel when biggie died. It was like it's no more argument It's just J then Nas kind of had fell back on the music really wasn't putting albums out J was working So now the conversation between Jay Z and Nas is starting to distance himself because now my music no music out I got a lot of rappers. No, he got beans. He got free. Yo, that's the thing. I was putting music out He really was bro. He put so what I'm telling you. So this is what I'm saying If Nas would have died if he put but he wasn't dropping that shit I'm saying if Nas would have died in 1997 it would be possible that people today would be like Man, Jay would have never been Jay if Nas was still around because you can't predict what happens after that Just like you said Nas kind of fell back because Nas did drop. I am Nostradamus. He kept going like a god son We're talking about three albums over 20 years even on Jay Z said it on a song like Takeover he he said hot album every 10 year average that nigga had an album every time Yeah, but he wasn't dropping like that, but listen, I got something to talk about I Don't mean to interrupt you and I came to Gil crib the other day and I'm starting to really believe is Illuminati and Gil please do not please do not say their names. Yeah, I didn't believe it But it was two Hollywood actors, right? Gil seen the DMs They DM me the DM language was different and they and they all for me to come to this DM This is a I mean they all for me to come to this event Out in LA and it was just like don't say nothing. Yeah, don't say nobody names, right? They actors like these motherfuckers everybody know Out of out of nowhere Jesse Smollett and who was the other one? Maybe once you in the night. He looked no No, listen, listen, no, it wasn't what you're the night. He loves these big actors So I'm like hold up. I'm not saying what kind of race. They are I mean But but I show Gil because I was scared to death I ain't even gonna hold you because how you just random I'm not saying that I ain't doing with but how you just randomly your name randomly pick it Now listen, not even trying to get you in playing it They told you got to leave me behind you shit-ass nigga. This shit is real though. This shit is real So that's so they open up the deal. No, they open up the doors to the night He is you're walking through. No, no, it's a lot of shit That shit is real. How you know how you know what how you know was a lot of shit with the get I heard stories in the night. I heard from who you Try to deflect it off like he's I'm trying to see Because I think he know all the stories, you know, if you go there, they got to cut blood from your pinky toe They got to cut blood for you lay you on the table neck and then beat you what the fuck is going on Do you see bruises on him? Oh gee, I got a new problem now. So my girlfriend told me she want to break she says since I She says since I put her through so much this past year She thinks it's time to put her happiness first and build herself back up I put her in a dark place with my sheet in the lion I admit I did some fucked up things to her this year and I'm going to turn it around I signed up to see a therapist and getting out the streets to do the right things in life Do you think I should wait around for her or should I move on? Let me just tell you something one thing One thing as a break as a couple we don't go for is I need a break That's just like because I'm just gonna keep it all we real if two came to me and said she needed a break Dude, do you know in my mind what that calculators? That's like you in the fourth grade in this recess time And it's like oh wait, hold on so you need a break So you mean to tell me I get a little time to go fucking play and then I can come back So I'm gonna have the time of my life At the playground sliding down different poles That's what she's doing she had to Me play Because let me see something if she take a break That's not just a break for her. That's a break for both of y'all So the one thing we don't we don't do is she would take a week. We don't we don't take breaks She told me that too. I want to take a break. She ready to slay that boy That boy baby leg is and and she knows the person that she's gonna take the break Because let me just tell you something. Let me just tell you something one thing about women They don't quit a job without having another Joe is a fact though They never they never they never just quit the job without having another joint lease a lined up application and you feel what I'm saying So the fact that she's telling you she's starting a new year off. She like New Year New Dick Feel what I'm saying new dick who this New year new dick. She ain't playing no game She told me right at the top. Listen, let me tell you something. He already got the butter and cracked open your bitch crab legs I'm just keeping it all the way real with you I'm just keeping it all the way real with the moment. He's already cracked open your bitch dungeon. Yeah Dungeon He didn't crack your bitch Alaska crab legs open already because You already got caught up. I had her in a dark place Now that bitch is seeing the light. Yeah, man She's seeing the light they go open up that door that motherfucker like He bleeds in the shit out and just know you already behind the eight ball player So you you now you want to go see a therapist. No, nigga, you too late, nigga You should have wanted seen a therapist three cheats ago See the way it what is you got court she and she forgave you you got court cheating again She forgave you you just sell this bitch is gonna for that keeps a break break now she had the point where Doing all the sorrow and she she mad at you she hurt that one right nigga slid up on Yeah, I mean all it take for that one right nigga to slide up on the way she looks She's like no he is kind of cute or he work at the job too. Oh, but and guess what? We all know The number one rule mm-hmm shoulder shoulder to cry is a dick to ride on I was a professional at that shoulder to cry on turns to a dick to ride on and He caught your bitch at a lowest point You know he caught your bitch at ground zero blazing glaze and you're right He already hit in it. She just been having to be sneaky and now she want to have freedom She want to have that freedom fuck, you know what so it's like, you know, we keep moving around like this Ain't no when you guys is when you got a sneak That's when you that's when you neck it with a book bag. She can't lay on the nigga She can't she can't lay on the nigga chess when she get done She can't they can't in the lock. They tell you try to take it to the next level, right? They can't watch a movie and like I told y'all the shit she doing with him is so much Let me just tell y'all niggas When your woman cheat on you with another nigga, I just want all the niggas across the world Don't look me in my face. I mean I'm I in view be rock when your woman cheat on you with another man I just want you to know She sucked the fucking balls out that nigga dick She sucked that niggas dick better than she sucked yours. You know why? Because y'all been together for a period of time now. So you getting them lazy dick sucks He got that brand new dick suck where she had to prove something So she was I'm talking about she slapping herself and she doing all kinds of amazing shit You hear me? She she she got in tune with her in a fucking pigeon. It's an inner freak. Yeah, me I'm talking about she doing a me. She's slapping the dick on the titty. So just I'm she making up shit to do So just know if you found out your woman was cheating on you. She sucked that man's dick Better than she suck your dick. I don't know how you're gonna feel about that But that's just the bottom line of this shit. Yeah, everything's dirtier. They fucking in movie theaters It's just way more spontaneous Because they already doing wrong. So the mindset is already like we doing something filthy. So why not just let's go I'm out go all the way out. He might be spitting your bitch mouth Like they doing some filthy shit like yo, like I'm some for real they doing some filthy low-down Shit man filthy McVeigh. So player if I was you, you know, I would chalk this one up Because you know She gonna pay you back. She basic I mean, she basically doing she paying you back breaking up with you. Yeah, I mean, that's what it is But then but then When she come back she might got a couple dicks on a jacket now. So it's all about it if you willing to take the payback I ain't willing to take the payback. I'm sorry. I don't give fuck what I did Don't pay me back though. You know, you know, I'm a man with pride You don't do shit like that. You don't just pick up and you don't suck a dick like that I was fucking them hoes I was gonna get right back like come on man. Like you just don't do a nigga like that Well, let's get into this episode of stories from the cell stories from the cell is brought to you by broken Bar stew the bar stew that was broke at this bar. We was bouncing at when Gil got a little drunken touch somebody Wasn't supposed to touch the bar still broke Me too movement is strong out here. Don't be making no case. I'm just saying when the bar still got broke I touched him. I ain't need to touch with the fuckers. You tell me Broke the bar still in his head broke that shit. That's your spray. Hey, where's the logo? It's blood all on the job Broke the shit all on him broken bars to now Shit crazy, right? I'm on the phone one time in prison, right? And it's crazy. I'm I get off the phone and right next to the phone. Nobody was on the phone So me and my homie we posted up, right? So we stand in talking Yeah, you know, because you don't stand in the phone when people talk, but ain't nobody on there early in the day So I'm like damn, you know, I mean we stand in chilling and Like right there we'll be standing to sell right there, but the sheet is up, right? We ain't great as full penitentiary So the sheet is up, right? All of a sudden the sheet fall you're not supposed to look at nobody sell But you notice the sheet fall so he looked in oh it was in there fucking a mattress He had to listen man. He was fucking the mattress. You mean just sitting on top of it Just humping on it. No, no, no, no, it ain't like that the mattress, right? We'll be standing at where his cell is that he was in a single cell one bunk in the joint, right? He was fucking the mattress Meaning he had the mattress bent over hitting the mattress now listen I always heard about this shit, right? You hear about it. No dudes be doing this shit in jail It's just it's sort of like a fee fee, but this morning system elaborate shit It's just you got the mattress bent over just imagine and the mattress like they had different type of mattresses in the pen Essentially had the plastic ones and they had the ones anybody that was in the state pen They know especially in Pennsylvania. They had the old school Jones with the blue They all white with the blue lines on them. It's like fabric to it, but it's cushion in there Did you ever fuck a positive pedic? No, but it I thought about it once or twice. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bullshit so he had the mattress like roll it was like More it wasn't all way back, but it was like the front was rolled up to a point He was just going he was just going a put a hole in there He was going ham so he probably gloved it up or bagged it up see with that you can throw a bag in there You just don't bag up in there or I mean it depends on how you make the hole, right? He had the hole in the joint. He was just hitting the mattress Yo, and it was just crazy. It was a wild scene to see but you know, it's like when you're trying to escape There's multiple things that you do for prison penitentiary pussy like you know I'm saying and it's like Seeing that shit was like yo cuz you know you hear about the shit with the old heads Even like today, we look the old head different like old head is the fucking old head of a fuck your mattress in there Well, he fucked my mattress like that don't make no sense like one of your cellies you came he had your mattress been told mattress is mattress is cool word for He said you had a king See prior episodes when Lala was in jail him and his celly He took the top bump down and please Y'all took it down and made one big mattress Hold on it's fucking the mattress Turning you basically turned the mattress into a fee fee So is that how do you is that how you get off like missionary on a fee fee something like that? I guess you really can't get missionary on So y'all niggas was in there fucking mattresses like dudes like everybody don't do that you was it is silly Silly Nigga Phil watch a while old mattress up with sperm. You see he I got a water bed No, you know it's crazy Like we like listen man, I don't think I feel you bet That's crazy Man, it's disgusting Yeah Then dog real shit Yeah, yeah Floating on semen like that My fucking security CEO do a cow check they walk past this nigga you didn't know you got to stand up to a cow They can cut your bed over you just Come looking for commissary It's a trillion kids No, we got a kid We got kids in it. What's up? It's future science is in this motherfucker. Oh my god Niggas is crazy man. I think it said niggas Beed out of see a seabed bit Seamans furniture Niggas is crazy. 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