 Hey G'day, how you going? My name's Darren. Oh look, last week, Rod, I came in and bought just a bunch of butt plugs from you, and I've just started, it's okay, I've just started using a couple with my misses, and one's just gone. Like I can't, I think it's gone all the way in, and like I don't know what to do like right now, like I thought it's not meant to go all the way in, like I thought it meant a bit of it stays out, but it just went in straight away. Okay, so if that's okay, so you'll have to stay a little bit out, but unfortunately, the only way you're going to be able to get that out is through the transmission at yourself or go to the ER. Look, I can't even see it, like I try to put my fingers in, but it hurts her, she's fucking crying, she's fucking like in pain right now, like I can't go to a bloody emergency like this, like my fucking parents will fucking find out or something. Is there something like, you've got like lube or something that I can run in and get, and maybe like I can lube it up or something and then try and pull it out, no? You could give that a shot, but again, like if that's not really going to be the ER. Yeah, look, it's, oh fuck me. Yeah, look, what would I even say to them? If I went into fucking ER, right, and the fucking doctor, look, don't they have to like, don't we have, don't they have to tell their guardians and that, that like, that, that she's in there, like I can't. Is she a minor? No, no, no, no, no, no, she's 21, she's 21, so no, no, it's all G, but like, I just don't want her parents on it. Okay, right, fuck me. Like, I can't go in there like that. Like, they're gonna think we're fucking nuts or something. I'm gonna have to bring her in. I'm gonna, oh, Tracy, we're just gonna have to go in, all right? Jerk, can you be able to sit in the car? Okay, last room. Well, look, we're just gonna have to come in, all right? Maybe if you can, is there something like, has this ever happened before? Like, do you guys have something there that can maybe help us get it out or something? Sorry. Well, what do you mean? How can you, like, sell these butt plugs and like, it's just gone like that. Like, I'll put a bit of pressure on with my thumb, right? And gone. She's just sucked straight up, huh? Like, the whole bloody end is just completely gone. I haven't seen it for like five minutes. It's just bloody up it. And she can't push it out even. There's no even, like, warning signs and that on the butt plugs, right? It's just, it's just bloody, a bit of pressure. Gone. Fuck, she's gone. Can't see it no more. How can you be bloody selling that shit? Sorry, it depends on the size, unfortunately. Like, that's not something that we can justify for you. He's got, he's got, he's got to start putting warnings on these butt plugs. He's got to start putting warnings on these butt plugs, right? That's the first time we've used one. And it's fucking, it's fucking Gorski's. Like, that's the first one I've used. And it's just gone. It sucked straight up her ass. I understand your stress, but it's not my fault. Yeah, no, no, no, it's not your fault. I'm saying maybe the place you work for, the corporation, right? I bet it doesn't even pay bloody taxes right in this country. Bet it doesn't even pay taxes. And they're selling bloody dodgy, bloody butt plugs. That just bloody sucks straight, like, they're so slippery. Like, I touch it, I nearly drop it, it's so slippery, right? So you've got to have some sort of like grip or some bloody bits coming out of it, right, to stop it, getting sucked all the way in. Because right now it's completely gone and more misses. She's in real pain right now, you know what I mean? And I have to bloody come in now with her. I don't know how I'm going to get her in the car. I'm going to have to just slide her on the back seat on her belly and come on in and we'll see if we can get like some lube or some other. Do you have like pair of tongs or something there? The sex tongs or something? No, we were going to do the only thing. We were going to start to stop at the end, like there is... Yeah, it's all right, OK, it's not that bad. And then there's a little sort of skink that the lube should stop before that skinks. OK, so, but if it's gone, like if it's gone right up her, like surely, surely she'll just like pull it out eventually, right? Like 12 hours or something, like worst case scenario. If I can't, if I can, like there's a chance of tearing, you would have to go to the air. Oh, yeah, fuck, that's definitely going to tear, but hey, shit. All right, we'll fucking hang on. Let me see if I can dip my fingers in and just fucking pull these out right now. I want to say, well, Trace, come here, stop fucking moving around. Stop moving around. I'm going to get out at one second, all right, fuck. Hold still, hold still. It's going to start fucking. I fucking get it. It's gone. That's fucking gone right. All right, we're going to have to come in. Hello, are you still there? Yeah, so again, there's nothing that there's still can actually do for you. You don't want to call in. Mate, I might be able to treat it, but we can't. Nothing I can do. I cannot call, like, it is so embarrassing, right? I'm going to, I'm going to, we're going to come to the sex store right now, right? I'm laying around in the truck and we're going to come right in. All right, so get ready in the next five minutes. You sold it, you fixed it. You sold us this, right? You just got to help me fix this, all right? You guys got to, I don't know, like my fingers. No, you need to pull it down. My fingers are massive, right? I've got, like, big fucking fingers. Maybe some more petite fingers or something. Don't have gloves on. Help her get, put your, pull it out. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, get your little fingers in there. Maybe you can grab it, because I touched it just then. I felt the end of it, right? But I think I pushed it in deeper. They even helped with that. You got gloves on, right? You got, you've got gloves, but I've seen the gloves in there. All right, I don't know what else to do. I'm going to have to come in, all right? You have to call a paramedic. I'm sorry, I'm coming in first, right? And if yous can't help, if yous can't help get it out, then I'll call a paramedic. I will do that, all right? Because I'm responsible, but I am not going to embarrass myself like that and call fucking ambients right now, because they'll fucking come in and think I'm fucking something fucking wrong with me, right? I'm fucking, I'm fucking, fucking, then fucking, fucking deal with a fucking, I'm fucking, I'm packing an emergency or some shit. Get fucking looked by all the fucking doctors that the fucking X-ray can't fucking looking at me. So I can't deal with that fucking shit. I'm gonna fucking get this fucking fucking, we'll be in about 10 fucking minutes, bro. Again, unfortunately legally I can't help. All right, okay then. All right, well I guess I'll call paramedics. All right, thanks. No worries, see ya. Ha ha ha ha! Do you think they thought that was real? Yeah? Oh my fucking god. What actually was going on with the screaming? It was the sickest screaming you did. I was trying to do your scream and talk as me at the same time. Yeah, I know. Ha ha ha ha ha! I fully dribbled everywhere. I think that was me. That was probably one of the best. You were fucking actually grabbing on my arm. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's supposed to be real! It's supposed to be real! I'm a mess! An actor!