 ...but we were here to talk about men's conference. On that train here conference. Men's conference. Ule na men's conference. I went there, I was among the officials. Ule kuwa opening prayers. Uende na kakulido bendi prayers. Ya. How was it? It was fun. We were out there and then we escaped women. Escaped? Ya. Kwa ni cinema zombie? Is this the apocalypse you're running away? No, you disturbed us so much that money. Ya, we were escaping that spending. Oh my gosh. Because that was my first question. It was my first question. What made the gentlemen go to this? Who convened this conference first of all? Nani alitana, alituma e-maila mamu liyamua tu? Itu liyambiana. Then itu liyamua to endemens conference so that we discuss issues affecting us generally. Oh my gosh. There are so many actually. Grievances. Ya. We come back itu favorite. They tell me there was also supposed to be a female conference but kila dema pua li tisha fea ya kuhenda. So akunam tu alia. We postponed the female conference til nona zile time zene yesu atakari bia kuza liwa. We'll go. We are going by the 8th show. We're going. We're still planning to have a baby mama suitcase and everything. You know women need a lot. Oh my gosh. Ya, suitcases. We're going for like two weeks. Where? Two and a half weeks. Actually. I don't know what's going on. But how did this men's conference affect you? Did it affect you? It affected me a lot. You know. It affected me a lot. But how did this men's conference affect you? Did it affect you? It affected me a lot. You know men. Ok, our men went there. Ok, not all of them went. A kina kevona bria wali baki by the way. A kina kevona bria wali baki by the way. So our men went and then waka tuwacha on valentine. Seriously on valentine. Every girl wants to be cheated out on valentine. And then waka ti you call them and tell them. Ume puteya. A chani ambia kevani chukwe out. And they're like you're cheating. Really, who was the mistake there? It's them. I will talk to us. Because kevo kwansa wa movi. Akini ambia na takati nikuje kwa ke. At least nisi lipe movi ni wachi e kwa ke. Kwefri. Ndakata aji na omej pelika conference. Kevo wa movi metusumbwa sana. He is a ben in this society and that is why we convened to discuss these issues. That's why I don't know why you're actually sad because for 364 days you have us around. It was just this one day. Just one day that we went around and we had to discuss matters of national importance. National importance val. Get that right. This is a matter of national security. So national security is avoiding to spend on us? No, no, no. No, actually. Just take it. Actually, women have been infringing on our rights ever since. Gosh. Yes. Because ever since inuwa Dada Foundation, now we also have this Mendeleo ya wanaume initiative. We also have it to air out our views, the issues that are affecting us as men. Naisu issues ime osumbwa. Sana. Ya. Kido gom kuna feedain usasa? Ya, they really hearted our feelings and to leakage sana. So on Valentine's, to liyamua no spending on women, we have to spend on ourselves to inuwa PRCC. Nimeo na one of the agenda apu evo kwa meeting, kwa yo confranci li kwa ni, how to say no when women ask you for money. Ya. What have you learnt, sir? So I've learnt that women, they have this feeling, they have this car, say that when they want to ask you money, they start... Ya, that's which name. Chorachorapokun. Ya ni, feeling tu ni ngini na kwingi usiatua pesaiote. Atakablai tisha. Atakablai tisha. So we learnt that. We learnt how to avoid those issues actually. Kusiawa na tu ame, ame anza kuchorachora siji, vei, love evo, unadjua tu ini pesa and then you know how to avoid it. Kayu suali ni ame, the whole of January, kisali miwa na mstana li kwa tu nasema. Sina. Sina. Ya. Na kumbe ma de ma li kwan eleo, de just moved on, okay. So will you blame us when we go to Kewan, bryo for ok, and ask them for money? I'll be offended. I'll be deeply offended. You don't even love Kevo? Then why did you go to the conference to discuss such matters? Kevo, kevo sii story. It was just a matter of spontaneously, We were actually, it wasn't like it was pre-planned, it was just on the 14th, like we all decided theirs to congregate, and then we discussed about issues affecting the man child. Ok, so muka fika uko, muka mua tu, eh, wacha tuong elele, vile tu tahepa kupatiawa mademuze tu do. Seriously, and then Kevwa and Ryle didn't go by the way, so because how I work with them, they'll not know whatever you talked about. So we'll go ask them for money and they'll give us, so will you be offended really? You don't want to give me money, I'll go for Kevwa, who will give me money, so yeah. So actually Kevwa and Ryle, we discussed that after this they had to be tortured. They have to be tortured. Yeah, the reason as to why they did not attend the men's conference. Where were they? And what were they doing? With who? And with who's permission. So they had to take this into account that we are coming for them after this. We are going to arrest them and torture them in a darker room. For the first time I'm supporting Kevwa and Ryle. Kevwa and Ryle are with few by the way. These men who are going to the conference to avoid spending on us now. We are standing with you so for the rest of your life. You'll be single for the rest of your lives by the way. Let me just speak. I'm asking and I'm appealing to the directorate of criminal investigations. Just as the men who are paraded on the newspapers for bank fraud. Kevin and Brian are mavoke, whoever your name is. You're supposed to be found and plastered on the newspapers for all the men to see you taking us down. Tukwara de enyu. So we have the first question which we have already gone through. Why was the conference convened? Are men fed up? And why are the ladies so curious? Why so curious? Before Nick starts the conversation from that side. I want to know what they talked about cause. I want na takaku jipanga nijue. They say they're not going to give us money. So I say, I'll go for them. But Kevin and Brian are going to give us money. So na takaku jipanga nijue. How many people? At least they're there. I mean, how come the conference is there with us? They give us money, they give us attention. All those things. They'll do the opposite of whatever the men discussed in the conference. So say how in your land, the conference, they'll not do what we want. You see, that's what I want to know what they talked about. So that nijue, what I'll be expecting from them. Nick, please, let me tell you. There was a Kevin that we had heard from. He said, ma nimkenda conference, Valentensili kwa bufe. He li kwa kula kushi bamba kata kupakunenda na yohom. Sindio. Na kumbe ya bade manze tuliji bamba. Sindio, ma nim nasimaji. Manze, yo conference li shika furin. Wow, atatuna glow bade. Manze, una chengkwambe. Amma dewa me kwa kutube bawa jinga bade. All this time. Una spend kwa dem, maybe let's say unampeleka out. Anza kumbe ya saini niniwani leta. Ajinumempeleka pizza na se ma hii inikituki dogos. Yo anta kainde zwi. Mombasas, yo endewapi. Wana ume na fadu kaji jali araziwanya. Una jwa boi chalda me kwa neglected. Unas kiyangatu imen empowerment. Zwi girl chart zwi development. So manze, yo agenda manze li kwa manze. Wana ume tuwaji nituwaji janga araziwanya. So manze, tuli jibamba. It was a nice experience. The final report of the immense conference. Nimanapu, I think it was number 10. Please correct me if I'm wrong. In particular, akitisha pizza. Akuna kununua. If you must buy, wendo buy mchanga, amma simiti uzi eke apokandu kwanza, alafum by pizza. Manze, achen kwanze, masleikunu jifanya sana. Kusabu na jwa sasawantaka ho, ati pizzas jwa peliki kfcs jwa peliki api. Wato bebojinga. Kusabu at long last, akuna petro pelikana nao. Kama hantaka pizza bide, hata bide ume peliki akule wga li wasi. Amma bide, yo story, mchanga na nina cement. Kwanza, jijenge ukweli. Zindi ho. Kabalam jenge hao hini. Yo story, amchanga ni manze wu make sure me baki apok. Kusabu na jwa unan pelika pizza, alafu ana kuhepa. Manze, lazi mumu planta apos. Aya. Just before that, we're asking the agenda, what was the main issue on the table? Alafutu koliza boy child, where does it hurt? Now over the weekend there was this documentary about, I think, people in the Nandi region. Like wana ume hataki kwa. It's now become so serious news. Anakilizu wana semao, awas chana, atuna pesa, wacha kwanza mini jisot. Wana jasizi ka bed-seater, tena nikule, tena nile temdresh, tena tranzuku sumo wana wu nyele, nyele, nyele. And the flip side of that was sasa masponyo sandio. Wana cha-cha. Wana nga tukuchiku wa tuka mayembe na taka iina. Taka iina, taka iina. So have these issues been addressed at the men's conference? Well, of course they were addressed. But before I go on, I'd just like to thank Mr. Speaker for your comments. Thank you very much. I concur with everything that you said. May that bill be passed immediately. But on that issue, of course, you cannot keep these ladies down. It's like trying to trap lightning in a bottle. It's impossible. Like they've become creatures into their own cells. How is it Shikika? Nasa sixtafanya ni, we can't get married. How can you get married to a person who doesn't want to get married? But you can't get married to a woman because an African man says you keep telling me it's polygamus. What do you say to Shikirada? No, no, no, you see in the context man is polygamus, not woman. See now, what is this now? It's true, say you can conquer. Favourite, can you conquer? She's skeptical, very skeptical. At WhiteFive on Facebook, at WhiteFive channel on Twitter. Hashtag is why in the morning. That's according to men. But the moment Mulenda conference miyamu amtafanya vitumnataka we'll move. We'll go to the kevos and bryos who I still stand with. We'll not be polygamus. We'll still be monogamous with the kevos and bryos. Okay guys, I see memes flying here. Let them arrange them and then we shall give them to you know. So the moment she is saying that Favourite is saying that kevos and bryos So let's say kevos and bryos they are around 10 only in the country. So are you going to flock on kevos and bryos they'll be cheating on you? No, no, listen, listen. Nika makusema, for example and I'm not taking sides here lady and gentleman. But no, na sasuki ya. Nisha eka disclaimer. So for example kukiwa na shida nani peto station 2, maybe 1, 2, 3 atwezi se ma 20 apoji watua meja. Nisha waa, we must get the service that we are going to pay for so that we can continue with our lives. Nisha waa, it's okay. But mafuta na iiko, that one I can confirm. Ya, there are just three strategic peto stations. So satchita sama 22 kwaizinitwa support na wana. I can recall the issue of petrol just the other day. It was very hectic because the price at Ilepanda so if you want jam mikuwe basi madem and then I kwa kevo na mabraio Miju e mwa upiawa na do nido sisi wengine tu kona. Sasa wengem kuna do mna jificha Asya titu me jificha but asya titu me jificha Pesa asya titu me eka titu me ficha atu takiku toa. Nivenye tu sasa unatoa sana di unapata ubaki na yakuji kimu apatia girl child iote adi nili amua sisi kama ma boy child nili amuaku anzisha foundation na jita inua boy child foundation. Applause, applause, applause. The crowd has gone wild. Men who say manga they are next to God after God they come next. Ya, they are the head of the family. The head of the family kichuwa na control miliako isa mind the heart in a pump to blood. Kichuwa na control mili silneo. So, wakati you are the head of the family it means unafaku support every other thing below you including Migu the control by the kichuwa silneo. Niki has a problem. Problem after problem. If you are the head of the family unafaku to control sisi women who are not the head so I expect men sit up at the door to say manga Udo, kuchu seme, yaa and search. Yo story, ani ku sema tisi dibi, Dema kiki kongbiye mwede pizza, Piza kukula pizza wuna kato nma mchuku kugali, Oni expectaju dema bambike na katiyuna uuna mchuku kugali na na taka pizza, really. Fave right. M budget, ini ni, e story, e story ya kwanza man kuku wa the head of the family. E niha yo 1 wukueli. Mongw alguna tunka kuwa head of the family. Sindi yo. And then nini wa say, nini wa gumu kuwa kontrol, Oshi I try controller women. Hectic stress. Udo jwkti yo kwanza. Ndini kabitaizdia w crear men je wimeni w scheduled mawa luka htus ali masutufu najukibu htome na mjpewo gisupama upliftisi mirade kab dic Video kusuhu Hana kwa amelik sabu nte katu iqul, basi siwa te katu iqul kwa niku toa dote toa dose siwa te Kamani kupelekana pizza katu pelekana pizza siwa te ama aze wazi kamele zaafo jukupele, ugarli dek, tunena ugarli dek Nona yo story Sfivaresh nekaja lewa yo story Anlasi ugali inread It's a thought that matters But kamani ugali dek, napia pizza Pizza is not a staple diet of Kenya It's ugali, wana jwa U'ana jwa you cannot start deviating all of a sudden You can't. You just can't. Of course. You have to make sure that you're living healthy. You can't die in your 30s. We want you to live till 80. And then on. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I think niza kula nivile tuha baya. Napa sayako. Niza kula. Kubae sasapondu kidoho. Kibae sasapondu kidoho. We have feedback and then we'll get the memes and then we'll have a Nick play for us. And then we'll get back to the topic. There's a lot happening today. Johnny here. Nimefika tuha. Kindly talk to her. Mamu sika sirike. We know even a long time ago when we were hunters and gatherers. The man had to go hunt. Akasi rike. I suggest Akasi rike vibaya. Akasi rike vibaya. She should be very mad at him. And niza jenda. It's almost a week now. Kwanzaa ended before Valentine's Day. Before Valentine's Day. Kasi rike ma mi. Hi there. This is Winnie. Kijama changu kijama. Wow. Ie ni kwa mizze. But sayini kijama changu kijaru de. Stika mando yule manki man. Ahh. I mean, mayfuzoku spend more on me anasakado... Amani ni ni mbaia. Wow. OK. You're complaining that you're being spent too? OK. I don't understand that stuff. Hi there. I have a single neighbor called Kevo. Eh, single neighbor's called Kevo and Rayo. I'm interested. On either side of my house. Islamishama. Apu minahami ya tu apu kwa, dema mamu wajani, apu. Nisawa. Kezi na apa one side, then Brayo one side. Okay. Aya ni me kam, ni kapatawa me fight na siyambi, siyambi rizon. Niyanzi aje? Niyanzi vita pa kwangu piya without rizon ama. Wey na wey wey, bo watu katu vita? Majumeski ya kevo na Braya li kwa na shkili ya 40. Atwaid for Facebook, hashtag is why in the morning let's show you the meme. Now we laugh together. Every problem has a solution. Sasakuni kulemen's conference. I also saw on the agenda that there was a weight loss program. Wey, I hope ali kwa, eh? Contenda. Ati when you lied to your wife that on the 14th you have a business meeting in Dubai and you see her with another man yo sasa wu kansu another man wanike kevo stroke Brayo in Ruizambo but you can't do anything about it because you're in Dubai. Mli kuatum na wamiya. Sasa apu wu de. Uta se li waji. Apu enewe. Meji ani katu, kinyama tu. Apu enewe. Sorry. We are sorry but ili hat lakini we'll get back to battles. We are coming back. My friend saw you walking in the Brayo. What happened? Are your friends should have also been in the conference? My friend is a lady. What are you doing having lady friends? That I don't know about. Breaking news. Angry South African women have burnt down the men's conference venue two days before it starts. I should have been there with him. I should have been there with him. Ya, I should have been there with him. Ya, I should have been there with him. Ya, I should have been there with him. Ya, I should have been there with him. I should have been there with him. I'm here to be in the conference. I don't need to be there but I will. I'm here to give you a chat. I'm here to meet. We shall meet under 3 if we need to. We shall meet under 3 if we need to. If we need to. Whether you like it or not it shall happen. Whether they science or reign race they will know the global men only conference they don't know. wata juwa wata juwa opening prayers at the men's conference manapakwa na wamebasu tikilamta wa kwayodunga wa na shkanami kono leiris ok and next remember at WhiteFour on Facebook and at whitetwififour channel on Twitter weh weh weh weh weh weh e confrinsini uirishi kajo this was the place If you look keenly, you can see me somewhere there, you can see me somewhere. Ya, the one over there with the black hair. So, it's also the Chikunya South Africa woman who is working with the Chikunya, but she says, check it up lately, go down. Tuli kwa wengi in plain. Sold out. Sindio, kebuna bryo tundi wa limistu tawawa wua. Nandioawa Kenyan, kebuna bryo have been caught trying to sneak out of the men's conference. Awa manzei, awa manzei. Tuli wapii, ei, wa. Na kwa niwa ni kwa metuangu wa nambere. Wendet tuka meda, manzei ni. Tuli wa toa kila kitu, tuli wa piga by the way. Kebum kendeleivi, ei, ei, kubai. I like this one. We do not have Wi-Fi, talk to each other pretend it's 1995. Of course, of course. Now I say, Wi-Fi comes internet. Internet mi kuja nabitu mobsana. Ya, in fact, it wasn't for the internet. I don't think the men's conference would be this successful. No, in the near future it will be what's happening. Oh, oh, oh guys, let us have a moment of silence. This delegate has just discovered that he left his phone and locked at home. The men's conference continues. Aka pachana na... Manza mei, ei. Kevin na Brian on the same very sweet messages. Unfortunately. Ati, the women's conference could not start on time because everyone was applying makeup and decided on what to wear. That is very true. The men have agreed. They are there. We conquer. Okay. All right. So, haa. Me na have a good time. Ah, my favorite. We saved the best for last. Women trying to Google what might be going down at the men's conference. Nona vijesho, sua mei chungu liye stuff. Mulikuwa mesaha wa tukuwa na Wi-Fi. Tulikuwa 1995. Yo, yo sorry, atungi broad gas kenye tuna discuss. Can you rest on that one? Sindio, kuna? Na baka tese mungi scale, yembe wa zime. Kuna pise mungi ovi. Tuli skila kitu na kumia. Yo day tulikuwa flight mode. Tulikuwa flight mode manze. Dubai. All right, gentlemen, who went for the men's conference, man. Thank you. I know some of you started coming back last Sunday. Satu, Sunday evi, satu kikami vimande. Thank you so very much for taking time out of your busy schedule. To go to the hills, maaliata kuna Wi-Fi haifiki to better yourselves. We appreciate you. In fact, we have a special surprise now that you're coming home. Kwanzo kujena swag dojue, unendok pewakakiru at WhiteFive on Facebook, at WhiteFive for China on Twitter, and the hashtag is white in the morning. We are also at WhiteFive for China on YouTube. In case you just want to see this interview or this discussion rather again, my name is Atkala Miva. And I want just before we go, I guess Atu bless us with his vocals a little bit, with his own composition. Thank you. So this is a song called Nihwe. Nimei andika after me took a men's conference. Kunawu dem li kwa na katia ako two years older than me. Na kuna venye, ali kwa na ringa na ona. Sigmidi. Sindiwa na se masjue age and all that stuff. So nimi man di keingoma. Ah, baby. This is product of men's conference. Nihwe sasa. Mama. Oh, baby. Na shindwa vipini takavi oku eleza. You see, age is just a number girl. It doesn't define our love. Be more on a promise girl. Together we'll sail the stars. Nihwe. Moyo angu me kupena mama. Nihwe. I wanna laugh for the rest of my days. Na pendo na viwoku na viwona look so fine. We'll be all talking the fame and love it while you talk. Baby, unani changanya got my heart going in spain. Got me going ooh ooh ooh ooh. Got me all confused. You ooh ooh ooh ooh. My heart is in pain. Going ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh. Got me all confused. You ooh ooh ooh ooh. My heart beats for you. Nihwe. Moyo angu me kupena mama. Nihwe. I wanna laugh for the rest of my days. Nihwe. Ume kupena mama. Nihwe. I wanna laugh for the rest of my days. Nihwe.