 If your friend's team loses, what dare would they have to do? They would have to have anything cherry related to drink. He knows I hate cherry. He would have to wear my Metzgerzie all up and down the train station on the way back home. Don't your face in like a pie or something? No, maybe I make him wear a Metzgerzie to work or something. Somewhere where everyone that knows him is going to see it. Yeah, that's a big thing, yeah. 50 bucks? My choice for a week. Wear Metzgerzie's for a week straight. Yankee season tickets. A chore. Something around the house that I'd rather not do. I agree with that. Just going to just have to do like an Instagram post and be like them that's what better. Delete Instagram. Run on the field. Jump in a pool in their underwear. Talk to the person they have a crush on. Drink like a lot of milk and then run a mile. Text your ex-boyfriend. Ask a random girl out. I want to make her shave his head. I'll make her shave her head. Ice cold shower. Two minutes. I'm going to walk home all the way to upstate New York. They just won't be friends with them anymore. My friend's team loses. I'm going to have him do one solid lick to the bottom of my shoe. Lick my broken big toe. So I have to pick a hot dog out of the garbage and eat it.