 Here we are the 12-year-old in me isn't going to let me pass this up because the world of politics and flatulence has collided in a way that None of us expected So far the evidence is uncontradictive that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election The clip that I just played for you I wanted to play the off-screen version because I thought that the laughter in it was incredibly contagious But to show you that that wasn't someone who is recording the screen who added that in Here's an actual clip of that segment in question Taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election An election and the complaint that I've heard from I want to watch it one more time The quality of the humanist report report has gone downhill over the years and this kind of just is like the lowest point in the show's history But I will say at first I thought that it was Chris Matthews But now I'm pretty certain that it's Eric Swalwell who did it because like he pauses The fart is let out and then he continues talking like if you look at the way Yeah, like he like pushes right so it's him It's him. He's the one who did it Look if he was still in the race, I might consider switching from Bernie Sanders to him just because of this Now look to be serious. There is a more substantive reason why I'm choosing to talk about this You know, it's not just for the laughs, you know, I think that this speaks to a broader issue With the mainstream media and the state of 2020 politics. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding Reason to talk about this I can't believe that happened I can't believe that that happened. This is such a pointless segment Um, but I mean like I feel like something like this can only happen in 2019 America right If it was Chris Matthews though, although I'm pretty certain that it was Eric Swalwell I hope that there's like a petition for him to get fired from msnbc because of this because that would be hilarious if cancel culture led to that but I'm pretty sure like I said It's Eric Swalwell because that little liftoff that he did there like you can't let out a fart that big without like Pushing it out but without there being like some type of physical movement and I think that we saw that So I'm pretty certain that it's Eric Swalwell although again, not a hundred percent sure but just like looking at his Facial reaction you can see like a little bit of a smirk before it came and then after it came as well I think he's the one who's guilty. Um, this could have propelled its campaign If he just stayed in the race a little bit longer because I think there's a lot of people who Would have voted for him because in America we love voting for assholes and to actually Literally hear one on national television. I think that would have persuaded quite a bit of voters. So, you know, I don't I don't really know That there's much else to say about this segment. I'm not gonna lie. I am a little bit ashamed of myself for talking about this but regardless, you know, um Yeah, this is fartgate 2019 This will definitely be one of the most memorable moments of the year for sure, perhaps of um, you know, this entire political era So, yeah This is where we're at. The humanist report is now Covering farts We'll try to do better. I promise