 What you doing? It's all right, baby. Nobody saw that. It's all right. We got it. Lawdick Cameron on fire. You good. Okay. Y'all motherfuckers, it's strange. Hey man, welcome back to the 85s. Don't say that. The, the, the, what, y'all some strange niggas? Yeah, toilet seat. Yeah, they niggas strange man. I, I. Who? Man, y'all been seen that shit before. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. I know what I see straight up in the toilet seat. I know you want to go for that. Oh my God. I need some. I thought that was Vince Willford. Who? That big, big. Hell no. That my nigga big raw. Oh, wow. He brought the coats for us then. Facts. That nigga full with it. Went great. He's a fan of South Coast. A word? Yeah. He made the jackets for the hip hop awards. Oh, I need you. Oh, you, I know you got some massage, big dog. You, you, you want his jacket? Yeah, I, yeah, I need. You asked the best, Vince Willford. No, that's the jacket, man. That's the bitch. Oh my God. Hey, my fault. Hey, I know you look like somebody who can get money. You feel me? All right. I'm a holler at y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. I saw y'all slicked beef and y'all like, ain't going to be with one big nigga in here. Y'all saw the niggas say, oh, here this nigga come. All right. I made a piece of chicken. You eat with the other big niggas. Bro, I'm going to work this side. Just think you're going to work your side, nigga. That's how I feel and be. I know you walk. Because motherfuckers don't let one, one big motherfucker does let some shit slide with one. But this is like the second one. Like, all right. So, like, somebody going to be the cool big niggas. Somebody going to get all the finches. Like, say right now, you have the boss of pizza and I ask for it. So, you know, all right, go ahead, nigga. Like, God, this. Right. Hey, man, you know what I mean? Be like, I prefer big women. Do you ever get women who be like, I prefer big niggas? Yeah, but I don't really fuck with them. That's sick. You don't, like, defend it. I don't want to be the one niggas with any kind. I want a nigga that don't walk upstairs. What does that just mean? What you mean? Like, they get mad when you eat salad. Why you eat the salad? Nah. That's why I didn't try to eat shake motherfuckers. But nah, like, nah, I don't want to be on that. But it just be like, nah, you sure that's all you want? Like, yeah, I'm good. Oh. They be trying to keep the weight on you. They be trying to feed. But you ignore the doctor? Yeah, you ain't got nothing to say. My feet. It's on the call. Come on. Do you know, like, niggas be disappointed when you offer big people something to eat. They be like, nah, I'm straight. They be like, come on. You knew you were off. Niggas be so judgemental, bro. That's crazy. That don't mean you cause you like to eat. That's because you're metabolizing slowly. You tell yourself whatever you got to eat. What? I didn't try to cover it up. It's a flutter of things. All those things. Metabolizing slow. But I get holding fast. Make it make sense. I don't know. Can we admire the things? I don't know. I don't know what I get. I'm just trying to make it sound. I don't know how does it work. Hey. Am I so bad? I'm good for what? I finish eating niggas through the meal. Man, man. I was about to tell them who we got in the trap with us. Tell them. Not well. I mean, they know this niggas. Tell them. I'm so often that we get, you know, some other comedians outside of the family in the trap. Come on, man. But this is, this is our family. This is our family. This niggas gonna be working tonight. Come on, man. Man, this niggas, one of the coldest niggas out here telling jokes. Come on, man. Yeah, comedy game, bro. Play up, play up. Yeah, man. Came in the game, yo. Niggas came in the game talking shit and did everything that he said he was going to do. Stay on the air, man. Yeah, man. If you don't know, now you know. The 85 self-show officially is introducing to the trap our player partner. Motherfucking Leonard. Oh, man. This one of them niggas, man. Come on, man. What you been up to, bro? Man, trying to, trying to work that other end. You know what I mean? What? The other end. The other end. What you had anything to do with anything? The other end. What the fuck you? Bro, you can't have both ways. What the fuck? Both ways. I was going to piggyback on piggyback. Piggyback. Piggyback. So you was going to do the fuck? No. The fucking pig. Create it, man. Trying to, you know, got to deal with CBS studios right now. That's what's up. That's what's up. Come on, hey. You stay on VV, my guys. Hey, bro, hey. I fucked with you. That's the funny thing. Niggas think I stay on TV, and you see the shit. I almost booked. Oh, my God. Niggas. Come on, man. Come on, bro. That should be the worst. The shit. That would make you agree. Yeah, but it'd be at the worst times. Niggas, I went through a whole lot. Keep going. Right before. Keep going. Niggas, you think that you got it bad? I was this close to being Batman. What? No cap. Yeah. I'm about to be penguin. Niggas, we was right there. Niggas, we was on the door. COVID hit. Right. Everything off the table. They had a road in there. That pink and cold COVID. That's why I went for it. I've been up for some shit, bro. So many all most of it. Niggas, I was almost, what? You know the book of Eli? I was going to play that one. What was the premise? I have no idea. Oh, okay. I just got it because of my name. Nah, y'all playing, nigga. What's the shit with Sylvester Stallone and Terry Crews and all that? Expendables. I was almost one of them. Expendables. The Avengers. I was almost that one. You know, the blue motherfucker? Yeah, I just wanted for the boy to tell. Right. Hey. Right before. The blue motherfucker. Who was the blue motherfucker? The blue motherfucker. The blue motherfucker. But right beforeasta. If they would've stayed on Earth, I would've been in there a bit on Fast & Furious. Y'all man. I was really almost in the heart of their farm. The booze in. Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? I was going to be one of the Niggas riding the horses. Yeah. I showed up, the horse got a tripper. Them old fuck Tell him you get up on them and throw you off. That's what it got, if you get up on them and throw you off. I didn't think he was fucking stupid. You're dumb as shit, man. Just doing it, man. What's the shit y'all would want to be in? Like, any, like, franchise or some shit. Jango? Let's just speak it out into existence, huh? I would've wanted to play Jango. Jango? In their universe? So they make, like, a sequel to Jango? That's about it. I'm like one of the maroons, though. Like, I ain't just getting in the chain. I probably got caught a couple times. But I don't, I keep cutting my mouth. Well, you know when Quinn came to Tarantino, he probably going to call you a nigga. What? That's what's going to make you want to hit him in the face and make it look real. Well, that's going to be the script right, too. Little bonny-ass niggas. You ain't nothing to talk about a slave like that. Little bonny-ass. Little skinny niggas. Get him this pot so we can stir these grits with you. Damn. Damn. How are they going to roast him back into this? And then they're going to say, well, look at this skinny-ass nigga. That's what you're going to say. Nigga, who you talking to? Wait, I'm going to probably have to, I'm going to have to. Nigga, I'm going to say it's a period. You're going to go get with it. Now, what's going to piss you off is when they yell cut, and then they try to correct you on how you said it. That's what's going to say to the nigga, oh. He's like, no, don't use it like that. I'm not going to tell the slave how to say nigga. You don't know how. You know what I want to be in, though? Ah, that's a, one of the niggas in the same niche. Dr. Strange. Yeah, I thought without this, right? You know, I'm in the morgue today. You know, so, it's a chance, you know, it's a multiverse of madness. I mean, it's madness. It's, you know, multiversal. Who knows? What? That means it could be another me. Oh, Dr. Strange. I want to be in that shit. With the powers. I want to be a villain. I want to be a villain. You don't see no fat villains like that. Not at all. Penguin. King penguin. All the villains want to be a villain. He was a villain. He was a villain. Back in the day. It was a little person, though. You should be Dr. Clark. Penguin. Penguin was a, I thought I'd fall into you. What you about to say? Penguin, bro. Penguin was 4-11. Danny DeVito played Penguin. What you mean? You got to say. You got to say. You got to tell. Really? You can get his growth rate late. He really has to fucking be a villain. Burn. Burn. Don't you ever let them make a motherfucking Cleveland movie and you don't play Cleveland Jones? That's not it. I'm going to get the glasses. All you need is a phone. What? That ain't the other one. Oh, yeah. Bro, we should do a remake of what's happening. You can be rerun. Mm-hmm. You know what? No, you know what? We almost shot a little sizzle for it. Niggas was doing all these like reboots of like, you know, showing homage to the old school rappers and stuff. Niggas was talking about doing the fat boys. Yeah. Be buffy. The human beat box. Mm-hmm. We could do radio again. Niggas said again. He can do other. You ain't just got what I mean. You ain't just got to do fat people. Bro, if you think about it though, in the black community, it's always the room for a big dude, bro. Yeah. It is, man. We always got like one go-to big dude, bro. Mm-hmm. You're right. But I was probably only got one. We should have several. Back in the day. We should have multiple. At one point in time, like when Kenan had any time, he was the only like big dude at the point. I had to say it. I had to say it. It was Kenan and Faizan. You had Kenan who would play the clean cut fat nigga. Right. Then Faizan come through, play the dirty drug dealing, you know. I hate to say it. And then you always patch your pockets when he walked by after. Facts. You know who fucked it up? Who? Who? Eddie Murphy. Boy. Because he ain't up being the fat nigga. Let's get it, Niggas. Why don't you have shit fat niggas? He was good too. And nigga played in Professor Cook. I got that one. Fuck that one. Niggas, you just fucked my head. You know the fucked up part about it, though? He ain't, he ain't played the part right. Because he had so much energy. Fat niggas ain't got that much energy. It's like, bro, we all, think about it, you see a nigga out on the street do some nigga shit. You like niggas? Boy, every time I was at movies and I saw them fat boys get up on that motherfucker ice cream machine and put that shit down, I'm like, why the hell did you do it then? Y'all said it was bad. Who done? You just saying that? Eat it up. No, no. I got to see what you do. I got to see what you do. Man, you can pick up what Heavy D left off. Oh, shit. 10 of you, bro. You already have food. Man. This ain't fucking shit. Heavy D came on with the smooth shit, man. He came on talking about, he was the overweight lover. Man. I don't really, I don't talk about my weight at all in my, like, to a certain extent. I'm a fat nigga, so it's like, you see that. Right. So I don't have to come out and say, oh, you know, I'm fat, so, you know, this is why I tell my story. Just trigger. Trigger, trigger. Come on, stay one time in the tank top. It's the lighter right there behind that plate. But see, that's the fucking part. That's the fucking part. And this is my man. So I'm not, this is no shame. Right. But it's like, because I'm fat, it'll be, it'll be, oh, that's hack. Bird Christen, funny comedian, he do sets, hold special with his shirt off. It's cool when he do it. Right. But if I come out with no shirt on, or I got a bitch rubbing my back on my belly for an hour, it's, it's all his nigga hack. It's a joke thing. Like, nah, bro. Fuck, man. Let's do your thing. Bro, you ain't over-lacking this shit. I ain't over-lacking. What are you listening to? Fuck, man. Nigga, the fuck. Nah, you're right. Don't we do it? No, they be wrong. They be wrong. They be wrong. Me too. Okay, now check this out. I know you listen to Drake. How they gonna tell you how to do it if they never done it? You right. And when I listen to y'all niggas, they told us this. Bro, you remember when they told us this shit wasn't gonna work? They told us this wasn't gonna work. We tried to go out and talk to them into this, and they were like, man, that shit not gonna work. Now look at this shit. Working like a motherfucker. This shit working. This shit working, working. You remember that shit? You know how to do it. What do you got? Nigga, look at me. He said, hey, bro. I ain't even gonna lie to him, bro. I rock with you. I don't even know what's going on, but that shit has fun. I said, man, I'm with you, y'all. You know what I mean? That nigga told me. It's working. That nigga told me. We was sitting there. That nigga told me. I was tripping. I was like, bro, I ain't funny. But fuck off. You need to figure out what you're gonna do outside of this shit. I was like, all right. If I was, I wasn't thinking about it back then, nigga. I was just 22, having fun. Most of the reason why I got into comedy was just, nigga, I don't want no ramble for K. Cole. What the fuck I got to do? What? I don't want you telling me I got to. I don't, I have to. Nothing. And I'm getting it off all the shit you told me wasn't gonna give me nowhere. Come on, man. You told me to stop talking to Clay. What? Now they pay to him to talk. What? But the one thing that they always leave off, bro, this is a funny business. Yeah. Don't have, you know what I'm saying? Don't have your motherfucking business funny. Yeah. Man, the funny is you're gonna get paid to do some shit, especially some shit that's literally a hope and a dream and a wish. Nigga, this shit's so fragile. Yeah. Out of all the entertainment branches, nigga, this shit's fragile, man. You're a comedian. You got to be active, nigga. You don't get to goddamn put one song out and have a hype. You know what I'm saying? You got to be in these motherfucking faces. But it ain't fragile. It is. It ain't. No. You don't have the people to play with the band. It ain't that. Niggas can play with you all they want. Nigga, it's... No, they can't. Nigga, bro. Nigga. But my thing is, when you really meant to do something, it ain't nothing that... Bro, they can tell me going 100 times. You got to pray to them and have determination that you got work for. Like, it ain't gonna come. It ain't... That's not true. That's not true. You can do this shit. I don't even want to. I didn't. You can keep doing this shit for fun. And when would you do that? Most of us like... Most of us... But it's money to be made. It's money on the table. It's money on the table. It's money on the table. Think about how many great communities we know that just stuck in the goddamn regular spots. That's all they do because that's the roots they got. It's just right there. They don't want to go after that. You see, 80% of the motherfuckers who you talking about that stuck right there, they still believe that somebody's gonna come and discover them. They saved that. That's what I'm about to say. They're going. Okay. We got 10 niggas that we talked about. 10 niggas you described. 10 niggas we like, aw, he should be on. Right. Six of them didn't even show up when the motherfuckers... when he was supposed to. Right. So that's what I'm saying. They still got a distance. It's how hard are you gonna work for your distance. And you got to get out of the actual conference on. That's the most... that's the major thing. I don't care what that is. I don't give a fuck what it looks like. Right. If it's motherfucking whatever... whatever makes you be like, especially if you're coming up doing this shit. It's gonna feel uncomfortable because it's not the norm that you're used to. You got to get... Corporate needs to pay great. Yes, sir. Do they feel great? Yeah, I know. Not all the time. You got to get used to shit not working on how it's supposed to. We did comedy with 2012, 2013. These niggas have that shit for seven years when they dropped. That's all good. That's how they you know they re-release movies once you get popular and then they put your face big on the DVD. That's what they want. When they made the movie it was the white lady in the window or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Hey, boy. You played a little... You played a role. You played a security guard. You know what I'm saying? Some little shit. You blow up. Next thing you know you in the window with your security shit on it. It's called the white lady in the window. Netflix. Netflix. I ain't even going to talk about them. They did... Didn't I tell you this? Didn't I tell you this? We talking about the same thing? They... Let me tell you mine. These motherfuckers I did a movie with Kelsey Graham and Seth Rogen and I'm not mad. I appreciate it. They had me as the thumbnail on Netflix. So Niggas was watching the movie thinking the movie was mine. Yes, sir. Niggas on Twitter like Netflix, I can't believe you tricked us into that. And I'm in the middle like on one side it's like damn, that is crazy. Niggas did that. On the other hand it's like let them keep me up as the Facebook. I'm going to tell you I'm really working on an independent deal with Netflix. I want to make some of them off-brand ass black moody that she used to see in the Walmart deal. Yeah? What? My mama's foot. You know what, you know what Netflix does? I'm a little fired. Yeah, I'm a little fired. I'm trying to get a 10-pitcher independent deal with them. They should buy it because this it fits their algorithm. They got a black people algorithm and they got a white people algorithm. Yeah. That's why they showed a picture. They showed a black person because they know we gonna click on black people. We gonna click on them. So just give us. I want to be the nigga that show up in the movies that the movies they suggest when you search one that they don't have. Mm-hmm. I want my shit to pop up first. Yeah, when mama go looking for a whatever, god damn. Whatever they don't have. You look for American gangster. They ain't got American gangster, but they got black dudes. It's like niggas outside. The fuck no part about what they need niggas. Yeah. Then you read the description and you get one sentence. They got 24 hours to get this money. What the fuck? About eight minutes in this shit to see what these niggas do. See what you're talking about, man. Remember they used to take little phrases to the shit? But let's read a bunch of movies. Just movies with black people. That's what I'm saying just one time. Me, you were playing on the box movie called Rob Wilder. And they got dogs on the league. They watch their friend, watch their friend Leon was kidding after. They gonna kidding at me. It's up to them and Leon's rock, rock, rock. All the boys moving red kind of good though. What's up? What? What ya ever watched? What's up? Listen, Detroit niggas? They done took over Amazon. What? What's up? What's up? Shout out to J. Will. Out of Detroit. That nigga, Funtboy 211, they got this web series on there called McGraw Ab. McGraw-Abb, boy, that shit's so raw. Going crazy? That shit, like, boy, that shit's so raw, bro. I'm going to watch it tonight. McGraw-Abb, bro, I'm trying to tell you, check this shit out. Man, check out this shit out. I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I'm watching black movies. I'm all about black people. Yeah, bro. Not that I dislike the mother people, I just like. I know how hard black people are. Because niggas got it harder. Fuck what you got, nigga? You got to go in there. Really? Talk your ass off just for them people to rob you, man. Facts. Let's do it on that. All right. Let's do it on that. I heard your idea. Just for them people to give you a shitty deal, you got to go in there and be a hell of a nigga. And sell everything. You got to be in there and put your suit and tie on it. Dance for them. You don't know what they're going to say to you. You ever see your shit pop up? Oh, well, that's... I probably seen, like, two, three of them. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. 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No, they need to go and let us get a billion so we can start shooting all these black-ass projects. Well, you know what I'm trying to figure out? How did everybody help get their representation? We ain't got all that. They know if anybody wants to change the shop. Hey, man, what if they really ain't got it? They don't get everybody, man. They all right there and got it. They got it. They sure keep coming to me here when he's talking. Look at that motherfucker. They ain't got it, bro. That's why they making pay taxes because they need to hold something. They can get it. They can get it, y'all. We can get it out another way. And we ain't even saying we was giving niggas representation. Look around. These niggas everywhere. We going to have to get all of them. If they smart, if they smart, they would just give niggas representation. They will have their money back in two weeks. Think about it. They tried. Niggas ain't saying this shit. Hey, boy, they should. You mean it. You mean it. You mean it. You mean it. They ain't going to say that in reparations. They ain't got that shit, too. Because they might fucking change their mind and take that shit back. They ain't going to spend that all time. I'm spending every damn. I don't want the devil's money anyway. I'm not. Mine been range, bro. I'm not keeping none of that money. I work hard for my shit. Don't know how to get me nothing. I'm spending every dime. Hey, boy, you know what happened. They told niggas when they freed them they was going to give reparations. And they was like, give us a year. And a year went by, niggas came back with all these kids, though. We got to get all these niggas represented. They got the count right now, we can't do anything about it. I think that they too focused. They think we want the actual money. It's the other shit that we're taking instead of money. We got to make deals. Like, builders and shit. It's got to be deals. I'll take, if you don't give me regulations, I'll take it where I ain't got to pay for shit. I'll take it where I ain't got to pay for shit. I'll take it where I ain't got to pay for shit. I'll take it where I ain't got to pay for shit. Everything is covered. Everything is covered. You can't pay. You can't give a nigga. Transmission on my car? No bills. I'm not financially responsible for nothing. I can live wherever I want to. I can just walk you in and sign the papers. I don't have to pay for shit. Don't even ask me about no money. That'll be hard. And I'll even give you this. You get a set spending limit per year. Great. One big baby boy. He's gonna be coming this far. They're gonna be like, y'all have all this shit. And I'm gonna be like, ah, ah, ah. Y'all think they can walk away with this? We need to know all the routes for the important exports of how this shit coming in into the country to lead. We need to know who to buy, who to supply. You want to know where all the drugs come from? Uh-uh, not drugs. Imports and exports. Import and export. That's how we can run this shit. That's how all the other countries and all the XC's got, they own Africa. No, you know what, they just need to give us... Import and export. That's how they know... Why you think Africa's so fucked up? Who you think owns Africa? We just need one industry that we dominate that we own completely. It can be some small shit. We already do, dawg. It's buying shit. We buy more shit than anybody. What is it, 13 trillion? Some crazy ass number? They lie. They say the annual household income ain't but goddamn $20,000. What the fuck all this extra money comes from? Niggas ain't just got money to be spending. They're not having no money. And I know black people ain't the only people that spend it. They lying, bro. Niggas don't got that much money to be the number one buyers of nothing. Who are these niggas, nigga? They're positive. Niggas, black people make less money than anybody in this country. How the fuck they gonna spend more than they ever made? Because we make more. Because we figure out the way we make more. Everybody got a hustle. Somebody's doing something. So they trying to say that black market. Niggas, you paying bitches $3 million to come around? We ain't finna come around. We buy a lot of shit. That's cap to make more bitches come. We buy a lot of shit. What nigga gonna go on about and say the actual none? That boy put the chicken bone in the cup and the nigga out. If you dealing with hoes who ain't never had no money, you spend $50,000 and tell them this shit was $2 million. You should be. Really, these two persons? Yeah. What about them bitches that's been and seen? This isn't Corinthian. Even if they seen it, they was just there. They was experiencing that shit as a real person. They don't know. They don't know. They didn't have shit when they was there. Because they swear they be knowing shit. They think they do. You saw it. You saw it. You saw it when they slept in the U-Haul. Two queens. You saw it when they slept in the U-Haul. Who's that man just in the back? Niggas. They were sleeping in the U-Haul. Them chickens came all the way to the weekend. They had a U-Haul with them. Yeah, man, she's in the back. And some niggas bagged them. Some niggas was in the back with their bitches. Lay it up. They had a bottle please. For the streets when they laid on in the video, you seen the niggas grabbing them. They be like, Hold it and drive back. You got to pull it up like, all right, man, we got to sweep. Dollar general. Yeah, we put it to be on the way. What y'all need? Y'all need some Genesis or something? Nah, just bring some covers and... Some covers. That's the funny and shit. That's the funny and shit. It was a little smaller one. That's like a spirit. That's like a spirit. No, man. That shit right there. In the back of the U-Haul, we phone like... What we doing? They was trying to roll the wheel. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. It was really in the U-Haul, bro. It was in the U-Haul, little man. U-Hauls would do anything. Anything, just to be around. Just to be around, bro. Hey, man, attention. That's scary porn. We was there. There's no, you wasn't. You was there. No sex trafficking. You contributed to the homeless population. Hold up, bro. They had a U-Haul start weekend. U-Haul start weekend. No, that shit used diesel fuel. Man, you're not giving your deposit back. Every guy says that he got diesel. That man said that shit used diesel fuel. Go over like... What kind of sand is in the back of the U-Haul? Please do not rap or sit up here. Oh, shit. What's the name of the smell like? A is V. Six. Somebody in the cold of fucking. Somebody in the cold of fucking. They in the cold of dead. You lie eyes. Fucking somebody in the foot touch your foot. Fucking somebody in the foot touch your foot. You be mad at some fucker. Some work. You fuck somebody that eats me. Oh, my bad. You don't even know who it is. You forget somebody in that bitch for real. Boy, y'all crazy. They said we pull it off. Man, y'all wrap that up. Y'all hold on. You didn't like some goddamn slave for real. What is this? You been tracking him, bro? Bro. The crazy part is you can hear everything going on in New Jersey. Won't all start with getting cleared? But you know how cold that motherfucker... Not going on that rap one. No, it ain't Atlanta. Can you do some shit? Atlanta. Atlanta or Houston. That was in who? I said either or Atlanta or Houston. That's the only place you can pull some shit like that. One last time I saw what you was on there. That was a couple years ago. Y'all, they couldn't get no rental cars on the shithead. That ain't that serious. We going no goddamn. To no motherfucking earth. Not with Uber right there. Man, you ain't gonna catch no Uber on one. You call them up with a cheese. That's what you ain't here doing? God. For real? That's what you ain't here doing? Went up, went up. You funny ass little girl. Yeah, I know. Oh, this wasn't your jokes, right? Boy, that's the worst shit that killed me. So that's how you feel? I mean, everybody laughing at what you said. That's how you feel. Jokes come from truth, right? That's what you said. You better not talk to me about no damn shit I said. Because I fuck right to this shit for real. You know what? I wasn't made to let her pussy stay. Boy? You gonna get mad at me? I said truth for real now. Hey man, what's the worst thing about it? You catch so much hell for this shit that you said? Fuck this shit. You catch shit for what I say. Fuck it. I'm about to do the joke one time. I was like, I don't like when the bitch put her head on my stomach because her wig stink. I wasn't even talking about the bitch that I was with. But then she was like, nah, cause you don't like that bitch's head smell around her. You know what? Yeah, this shit do stink. Yeah. It's the same way. You know how many times you do that wig, boy? That shit is reusable. That shit is real like a new one. It's like you didn't call the sea bass in that motherfucker. No cap. You can't smell the kid on top of your head. They supposed to have a song. Boy, that motherfucker get stiff. You can tell, too. She's like a bag of rice. You be laughing at your girl wig. Boy, I tell my big boy, what? Hey, yo wig. I tell him, yeah, pull that down a little bit. That motherfucker be too full. Boy? You can tell her you see like the edges of the baby that are coming from up over here. Pull that down right up. Got to. My book do be stiff, though. Y'all some hell of a nigga. I don't even know. He be a fake fisherman. Hey, damn. Boy, that shit killed me. They got them U-Haul shit. They got tears in my fucking ass still. I'm fucked up right now. I ain't even know the bitch who did that shit for real, bro. Yeah, man. They wild. Damn. That shit is crazy. What are you going to extremes to, bro? Yeah. You got to reflect on both sides. Oh, we're big flexes. When they come to flex it, see women know they got to flex first. It's a lot of niggas that came the all-star weekend. Flexes. Who needed to just borrow some money, but they homeboy so petty, he be like, man, come on, I got you. Never gave a nigga nothing to eat with or nothing. He be like, what? The NJ acting like the niggas was just tagging along, bro. Boy? No, man, whatever happened that little money. All right, man. Everything that they was doing was not the shit that he did. Even the bitch was like, y'all drinking brown? He's nigga drinking brown. He was a drink white, but he got nothing. Let's smoke a blunt. Hold on. Hey, bro, you think I can get a little weed? Damn, nigga, you need some weed, too? Ask some money. I told you. No, I don't know where. That's correct. Don't ask, man. Nigga got you out in the hallway. You lay it up on the floor, try to get a phone. Yeah, so I'm saying, I'm going to tell you what they get done. No, brother. I'll wait for my turn. I couldn't even go to the club. Nigga had to not even pay for a nigga with. I didn't wait until that. I just had to get all the stores every time they came back. But the club, nigga, I left for real. It cracked. What the club did is just seem crazy, like. That shit cracked. But the club that I thought my parents were going to ain't the same. The club didn't change, bro. No, that shit weak. Think of how much shit we ain't never get to enjoy in the club. Well, I wish I could have been around with the club. You know, loungers was for older folk. I remember a club was popping and it was loungers, like, in the hood. They got, like, a little hood spot, but it was, like, J.R. Lamb was, like, for 40 and up. So, these were going to the lounge. We were going to the club. The older folk were going to the N.B.G.B. boom. Like, three, four, one, a whole, four, ten, ten steps in that motherfucker. Gah! What are you talking about? What's it called? It's called J.R. Lamb. But you know what club, throughout all history, the club, they used to jump the hardest and cull it on me. Cull it on me? Like the segregated clubs. Only black folk, all, nigga. Come on, back to the day. I bet them bitches used to do that. Man, think of all the niggas that might've just randomly been there. You get to hear about this shit. Man, you'll never believe what happened last night. Money, water, Wilson Piggy, Satchel Payne. Satchel Payne was in that motherhood. Man, the Niggas was craying in the kind of club. Niggas, they charged a big money to get in there with ten cents at the dope. So, you say all the blacks and everythings at the time was in there. Money was all paid. Satchel Payne, Satchel Payne and Jackie Robinson in the same club. Actin' a fool. Jack Ryzen wasn't going though. You got the white people shit. Bro, that first part of that weekend, that slave was free. Oh, that shit was free. Man, them niggas started cooking Thursday night. What you doing shit tomorrow though, man? Boy, I wish Harry was still here to see. I was thinking, let me do this shit. Crap, I'm shit. Hand me shit. He really didn't want to be bothered. Don't tell a bunch of niggas, bruh. You know what I'm saying? He said, watch everybody leave. Talk to a money. This nigga gonna get free. Crap, I'm shit. You gonna go back. Potato chips. Man, you gotta roll through the slave. Potato butter. Ain't nobody eatin' no goddamn peanut butter by that shit. Man, it's a nigga here. You know I got peanut oil. Oh, I guess niggas don't just smoke. Oh, so niggas gonna be smoked. It's nasty. Tastes like dirt. Boy, I was wondering what the shit the slave was asking for before they left. Hey, boy, you know the kitchen staff got a snatch of shit. Oh, boy, they cook everything in the freezer. They cook everything. Everything, bruh. And we takin' them leftovers, too. Hey, cuz, stop by to have about two of us come to the back of the kitchen. No, for real. Yeah, we start cookin' at 1.30. What would you really take, though? What would you really... I'm gettin' on that horror movie by three of them guys. Do you know it was a pink white man that took all his clothes back from his slaves? Yes. Take it off. I don't give a fuck if you're free. You'll be free and naked. Take it off. Don't you throw it at me. Don't you throw it at me. Fold it up. You just gotta leave. Right now. Till I get my outfit back, you can't handle this. I'm the one picking this shit. After all I've done for you, I can't believe y'all still leave me. You know what I did? They were crying like a motherfucker when they looked out in their yard and they said nobody... The white lady was walkin' through making Juman around this place in this state. So long. Don't you just miss the laughter of those little black children runnin' in their back yard? I'd have got the pissin' on their crops on my way up. Carolyn, you stop it now. Who gave me that missin'? What did you say? What did you really want to say, though? Well, I can't... I'm not... That's fine. Something that didn't leave immediately. They were still like hand behind the tree posing for a little... I'm not... No, you just... This is a little brother face off. He was gettin' through the head. Boy, the first motherfucker they got to talk back. I know he talk big shit. What do you do now? And that's why we fucked your bitch. Damn! You gonna tell her that? What? Hey, he can't be none of me, man. I'm gone. They still got a gun, though. You can't get that. They ain't free for real, for fuck's sake. But back then, he got to be accurate. Hey, man, bust a real nigga. Shit, though. Why ain't no pictures of that? They got pictures of everything. Why ain't they got no pictures of when the slave was... Niggas away from... Hey, boy, that's it. Like a graduation picture nigga, like this. Yeah, boy, that shit will be... Free? Why they don't have no pictures of that shit? A nigga being free to walk on. They had cameras? Like that shit? No pictures of the day the slaves left. You ain't gonna get pictures of that? Nah, they ain't want that to come on. Come on, man. It's a picture of that shit. And I believe only white people see them. They probably make them scream when they look at them. Ahh! Scary shit, man. They're leaving. I want pictures of the slaves leaving. No cap. They been showing us these sad ass pictures this whole time. I want to see the pictures of the slaves. The first five years with Niggas, they ain't been like, but we gone, right? We're like from the college. Out of this bitch. Your first time not having somebody telling you what to do? This is real black history, man. That's Pierre Niggas, the first free niggas in America. Who was the first nigga to get fresh on the air? Who was the first nigga to get fresh on the air? No, you act like, you act like motherfuckers was letting motherfuckers do shit. They had to come back to the fuck their part was. Niggas was doing shit. Niggas was in politics and everything. Niggas was voting for each other. Niggas was running shit. They had to come back with some more laws to keep us from participating in a constructive society. Here you go. They broke it. I think that's the shit they had from them. Fuck them dinosaurs. They got shit. They got pictures of dinosaurs and shit. We wasn't running shit for folks anyway. We tried to act like dinosaurs. We were the only niggas I could talk to them. Boy, run, run. Shut your ass up, man. Well, they wouldn't be calling fuck, see some niggas came in out there making them dinosaurs. Treat them like dog shit. Lay your big ass down. He don't bite. He don't bite. Hey, boy, T-Rex do look like the wrong one. T-Rex look slower. You see? My uncle, my uncle T-Rex ain't got a loving home. Is it T-Rex? Nah. That's your fucked up, though. That should look like you overdid laundry and like the hood and like apartment building. You know, you pushed the change in. Double got $1.50 right there. If you could just... Pull that motherfucker out. You can't pull it out, though. I know. Bro, that's fucked up. It's a lot of people with a wing, man. You just gotta... I don't like calling it a wing, cause that shit... They called it that, though. I called it a half-on. But he had like four little dots. You called it a half-on. I don't mean no horn. Cause I don't mean no horn. It's a half-on. Why? For the church. For the church? Everything I look... Parallel Paul was amazing. Stop. And he drove with the little... I mean... I got about two homeboys with the leader of people with the nubs out of this. Did he have a little knob on the steering wheel? Cause that's the only way I could see it really being there. One of the coolest motherfuckers I knew growing up had that shit. Man, what? My uncle, he... that nigga used to play PlayStation. Yeah. He had both hands like a motherfucker. Man, I got so much respect for the... They called him disabled. Cause they... There's people with no arms can play PlayStation. They can do all types of stuff. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? He a dog. He a dog. I know the rep. I mean, the coaches have cussed their team out. Force him to the left. Fuck off the gang. Don't throw you again. That's the nigga cold and sad though. The sad you'll never expect. Don't go over there. You don't work his hand to go on both sides. Smart coach. We pick him up anyway. Watch this, DC. How he gonna double drip? You ain't never seen him tap the bowl. He can't double drip. Yeah. What you call it? He'll grab it. Oh, I know he be on the court talking big shit. Nigga reach for it. You shake his ass off. I'm not just going in. Nigga cold. If I do you dirty, you're not going to the NBA. If I don't call you I'm going crazy. But he that good. He's fine. I've seen him tightrope walk or do or do, let it calm down. Yeah, I'm on these boys. I just saw a series that was the most ha... Handsome or man. Shout out to Handsome. There you go, bro. Cap. Yeah, man. Let's just go to show you you don't need all the shit you think you need to do what needs to be done. You got enough already. When you think you're lacking something something is enhanced on the other side. You just got to tap into it. Enhanced. When you have to figure out a different way to do some shit. This is stupid. You're the man driving the car with the steering wheel on the floor, man. Don't care. Man, you can do any goddamn thing. Yeah. Man. Necessity is the father of ingenuity. Nothing, Kenny. There you go, man. Let me smoke some weed. Because you have... Don't do it, man. I will not. Let's go, man. Come on, man. It's the NBA playoffs. 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